>>21910558
Eat a McDick, McShill
Ur McCEO almost McPuked when he tried this thing

>>21910558
i don't eat fast food because i'm not a mouth breathing retard

>>21910569

at least now I know how superior you are, anon

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>>21910558
I actually had one of these today, I was sort of surprised becuase I thought these fuckers were supposed to drop on March 3rd or some shit.

Anyway, holy based, that was a good burger. It is more expensive, but they actually give you a decent amount of meat. I was a little perplexed by the use of white cheese though, but it does work.

Mine is still not available on the app, I live near a busy store too, wtf?

>>21910598
Consider yourself lucky fatso

>>21910605
I’m 164 lb I’m good but thanks.

>>21910607
5'4" isn't a good look homeslice

>>21910558
I mean yeah? It only came to USA because Aussies and Euros have been gobbling them up. I just had one threw hours ago, been having at least one a week since September.

>>21910558
I've now had the Big Awtch twice in the last 3-4 months or so, which is saying something because I've had as many Big Macs in the last 15 years and as many DQPs in the last year.

The Big Arch™ is really amazing.

big arch was gucci mane in springbreakers
they should have had a collab back then

>>21910558
I only like quarter pounders, how close is this to that?

>>21910608
5’7

>>21910642
twice as much meat, "brighter" flavor pallet

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I hate shredded lettuce so fucking much. Leaf lettuce is the only lettuce

>>21910654
Wendys recently changed to shredded and it sucks

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>>21910665
Fuck wendys then.
Chick fil a remains the sandwich champ. They use very good leaf lettuce

>>21910669
100% they have the highest quality everything

>>21910669
good luck getting a sandwich today, champ (really meant queer)

>>21910597
I mean, I've never detected a difference between yellow and white processed cheese product. Likewise, yellow and white cheddar taste identical.

>>21910654
>>21910665
lettuce is trash and does not belong on burgers

>>21910687
>trash
so is your opinion (and life)

>>21910687
https://youtu.be/h8VaqQrCmXM?si=cAvemI_jUeh30tEB

Its not that great. The fried onions are the same every other fast food joint uses and they are over powering. Also the sandwich somehow has a tendency to fall apart as you eat it. Not even thr big Mac has that problem

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>>21910654
Whole leaf lettuce is really the only way I do it anymore, wither at home or when out. I realized this when I went to a PF Changs and got their lettuce wrap things, so good. Then for burgers we have In-N-Out, and the protein style is just a bomb of wetness mixing with the fucking juices, kind of like a fat girl's wet pussy.

Also Vietnamese people eat whole leaf vegetables.

>>21910558
What is the difference between it and a big Mac? I hate big macs.

>>21910721
The sauce, size, number of buns, and the patties are quarter pounder

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>>21910721
Well, it's more of a classic double cheese burger.

Patties are bigger than the shit ones the Big mac has.

No middle bun.

They have different big mac sauce and use white American cheese and fried onions to give it a crunchy texture.

>>21910715
>wither at home
bout how it goes yea

I ordered one because of you op, if it sucks I'll remember you for the rest of my life. It was $13 for just the fucking sandwich

it just tastes like a big mac

>>21910739
No wonder the CEO makes $50m a year

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why hasn't he done a review?

>>21910750
It’s hasn’t officially launched every where yet

>>21910750
lol that incel is still at it??? wew!

>>21910750
He certainly will and I will watch at 2 speed
The sonic burger he liked was fire as hell I couldn't believe sonic could make such a good burger. I did it with chili no vegetables though so it was like $7 instead of $6
>>21910749
I can't wait for the revolution to finally begin and for lynchings to become not only legal but a wonderful family pass time again

>>21910558
>Get their first promotional burger ever
>Completely lose their minds
Do americans really?

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>>21910754
>Calling food review an incel
That's a yikes from me dog. Autistic? Absolutely.

I've never seen this thing in Europe, why did the faggot have to lie so blatantly?

>>21910758
The first? Are you high? We get new fast food shit every week. Europoors will never understand a fucking thing will they?

>>21910759
lol ok faggot

>>21910764
The Report Of The Week is triple deluxe certified based around these parts and you'll never touch it

Remember back when paying $10 for a burger was reserved for 5 guys and sit down restaurants? Just 10 years ago it was unthinkable that a McDonald's burger would be $10+. Yet here we are.

This has to end somewhere

>>21910766
what 0 pussy and a parasocial reality does to a mf

>>21910558
>1000+ calories in a single burger

Holy fucking shit, why are americans so insatiable? Thats about half my daily calories or more.

>>21910764
I don't think you even know what the term incel means so it is absolutely time for you to go back zoomie. Learn some culture before you stick your neck in these parts

>>21910773
TROTW is ascended. He has plenty of fingers in the comments who he could easily hook up with for one night stands. But he chooses a life without lust for the flesh. He is not an incel but a volcel, and nkt the pathetic type with nothing going for him. I fond it commendable

>>21910771
It's all so tiresome

>the incel brigade arrived to defend king incel who eats fast food in his car as a full time job
LOL!

mcdonalds beef has been fucking gross for a least a couple years now.

>>21910771
Your currency is worth shit, that's why, I was surprised the other day trying to pay for something online how big the difference was to €, you used to almost had us, now it's worth a whole fifth less.

>>21910782
why would we defend you??

>>21910782
Its two posters you ass clown. You're making more of a deal about it than us. I was willing to drop it after my last post bevause its off topic

>>21910782
He sits at a table. When was he last time you called your dad?

I like the regular onions from the QPC more than the fried desu. They aren't even crispy by the time you eat it anyway.

uh oh! incel melty!

My post is more important and smart if I don't reply to anyone while posting despite making a reference to another post

>massive incel seething
that twink looking bitch doesn't even know who you are yet you're here malding on his behalf

KWAB

>>21910797
This thread is about the Arch Burger from McDonalds sir

>>21910798
tell that to the faggots who brought up king incel of the week

>>21910558
Lies. I tried one. It was awful.
I paid $11 for that slop...
Right down the street is a local burger spot that sells a burger with slow smoked in house brisket, horseradish crema, crispy onion straws, and aged cheese for the same amount of money as the big arch.
I'm going there next to wash the taste of that awful big arch sauce out of my mouth. Tastes like old pickles and mustard.

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The Big Arch Burger was so heavy, it tore through the bottom of the bag

>>21910771
At least you don’t live in canada, the average meal will run you $15-20 depending on whether or not you skip sides and a drink. If I didn’t know how to cook I would go in debt just to eat

>>21910869
How do you feel after eating this pile of grease slop?

>>21910805
make sure you wash it down with an extra hoppy IPA

>>21910874
big arch meal large ($17.50) will cost you 42 minutes of working minimum wage ($24.95) in Australia

>>21910876
It was good af

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Alright yall I just tried it. I have very good food taste so let me tell you about it:

Pros:
>For once it really doesn't stray too far from the advertisement, looks nice
>It's huge
>Sauce isn't sweet like big Mac, tastes way more like a quarter pounder but better

Cons:
>It's really expensive
>Still tastes like McDonald's beef, and I'm of the opinion that more than a single patty cheeseburger is just too much if that McDonald's "beef" taste (I usually love double fat ass burgers)
>Shredded lettuce is annoying as fuck

It's pretty good, I was pleasantly surprised. It's huge, couldn't finish it. But for $13 for just the sandwich, roughly $17 for a meal? You can get a thousand better burgers, hell the sonic $6 burger with side and drink is just as good or better. I wouldn't waste my time on it unless you're crazy for McDonald's beef and have shitty taste.

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>CEO unwilling to ingest his own corporation's new slop
>Feeds it to (You) for double the price of their usual slop
How do you ignoramuses stand for this

>>21910898
it's the quintessential goyslop, shartmericans just can't help themselves, it's in their DNA, they NEED to consume the slop

>>21910558
I tried one again the other day and they're pretty shit honestly. Don't think there'll be a third time

>>21910898
>only takes a single bite

>>21910943
it is fake advertisement product. it is not edible. it is made to look perfect to fool the goyim

>>21910750
It just came out.
Also if you've been watching his reviews lately he seems to be getting really burnt out. Wouldn't be surprised if he gives it up soon. He's been at it for over a decade now.

>>21910956
truly king incel

>>21910558
>two threads about this fucking burger
Mcshills really in damage control mode after their CEO shit the bed on his "review"

>>21910956
True he does seem exhausted
>>21910961
You're still here? I think you may need to give your folks a call anon, before it's too late

>>21910968
you're still malding? damn bro check out that salt lol, white knighting for king incel is spiking your cortisol

>>21910967
>Wow the billionaire who gets three meals a day plus whatever he wants plus a coordinated diet plan and GLP-1s to take this all into account doesn't like the slop meant for the peasants he sucks wealth from daily
He spit the food out mid take because he has a green juice and steak lunch he's preparing for. You are not even capable of understanding the world from which he comes.

>>21910558
So it's just a big Mac without the middle bun? No joke that sounds more appealing than the regular one. I always hated the middle bun.

>>21910970
So he doesnt eat the food that his company produces? gtfo

>>21910956
He needs to stop pretending people are gangstalking him and go back to eating food in his car. No one cares about you anymore little bro. Stop eating cold DoorDash food.

>>21910971
No! a bunch of changes, why dont you get educated before posting?

>>21910972
If you owned a bullet company would you test the bullets? Of course he doesn't. It's garbage and always has been.

>>21910980
Im not saying he eats it weekly, but come on you dont think him and or his kids eat it like once a month?

>>21910981
LOL!

>>21910981
>come on you dont think him and or his kids eat it like once a month?

lol
lmao even

>>21910981
His kids are alternating between requesting sushi and seafood boils. If they want a burger it is on artisanal sourdough buns with Gruyere. 99.9% of the uber rich do not eat like this, only eccentric weirdos and US presidents do

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>>21910898
ceos are people just like you and me

>>21910898
This convinced me to never eat at mcdonalds ever again. Think I’m gonna try shake shack or five guys when I’m feeling for a burger

Burn janny scum alive

>>21911048
mind your maddles anon

https://youtu.be/EZ-z2-yofJ4?si=novXgAAxTZwnrQUs

>>21910898
He looks equally disgusted any time he tries a currently hyped product from his own company, kek.
Literal bottom-grade feed for goys.

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>>21911103
It’s no secret. If you eat goyslop willingly in 2026 you should be culled

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>>21911111
apparently that was an IT employee who was promptly sacked

>>21911137
promptly turned into soup ingredients

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>people are spending $13 on an emulsified ‘beef’ patty from McDonald’s
Everyone ITT who got one of these should explode

>>21910943
>>21910898
>immediate jump cut after he says “mmm”
>suddenly no longer has food in his mouth
Guy didn’t even swallow it lmao spit it out immediately

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>>21911140
importantly organic non 3d printed authentique meat

>>21911016
i am processing nutrients like a regular human, like you, internet human friend

Surprisingly tasty but too much of a mess. I would prefer if they just made this in a regular size instead of trying to be premium and big?

>>21911154
the messiest mcdonald's joint I've ever eaten was the BBQ bacon angus. it's loaded with bbq sauce and mayo and the whole thing is just limp under its own weight. I ended up eating the whole thing by scooping it out of the carton with my fingers, like a retarded child eating fingerpaints

>>21910791
fuck off back to /brit/ you fucking freak

>>21910956
Burnt out from eating fast food from time to time?

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>>21910953
So you agree
McDs is fake incredible food

>>21911165
You already looked like a retarded child by buying slop from mcdonalds.

>>21911206
INEDIBLE
FUCK

>Pasteurized process white cheddar cheese
Been looking for a real fefinition for this. What do they mean by "pasturized process"?

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>>21910558
Just had one, It alright. Like eating a Double Whopper version of the Big Mac

>>21910869
I should call her….

>>21910777
it was literally the only thing I ate the day I had it, I was impressed

>>21910981
No lol.

>>21910754
>>21910773
>>21910782
>>21910791
>>21910797
>>21910961
>>21910969
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qrd on report of the week being an incel? i never liked his videos but always got the impression he was a redditor based on screencaps and posts here

>>21910869
>>21910884
>>21910888
>>21911154
Frankly i don’t believe you

>>21910970
He spit it out because he knows it’s garbage, no need to slob on his knob.
The rich lifestyle is easy to comprehend, it’s advertised to Americans via media all the time

>>21911571
are you actually braindead? some meth head looking faggot has spent 10 years of his actual life just eating goyslop and "reviewing it" in the internet for other retards to see.

A whole decade. No pussy, no friends, nothing but the weekly goyslop in his mouth.

King incel doesn't even begin to describe him.

>>21911571
All the incel seething claims appear to be way more full of seethe. I don’t watch him either but that part of the thread is very strange.
I don’t understand wanting to watch someone eat, especially if it’s fast food

>incel brigade already clocked in another day to defend their king
kwab

>>21910973
he needs to go back to jersey or ny or wherever in the north he's from because Florida is the absolute worst place for fast food, especially central Florida. I get tired of seeing him get such shit food for his reviews and then he thinks its like that everywhere.

>>21911587
Why do you feel so threatened by incels?

>>21911613
oh my, still seething? lol!

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>>21910898

>>21910898
he can't even call it a burger he just keeps calling it a product lmao

>>21910558
Mmm dogfood with chemically altered veggies plastic bread and colorless cheese.
Mcfuck yourself cancer merchant

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>>21911622
I have depicted you as the wojack. You lost.

>>21911571
>he was a Redditor
I don't have the screenshots or images but he clearly has been here at least once or twice back in the day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE5PGe6B95o

MacDonalds has fallen

>>21911585
He made some good money doing it