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>Deliciously tender and juicy chicken with a tangy sauce, paired with delicious bread and crispy fries
If you don't like Raising Cane's you like the breading on chicken, not the chicken itself.
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>>21911487
>I'm gonna sell the shittiest unseasoned chicken with some mediocre fry sauce and a bunch of goycattle will eat it up
The professor's only mistake was underestimating how retarded and unrefined Americans are — not surprising when you teach at an elite school and are surrounded by properly ensouled people all day.
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>>21911621
Heavily buttered Texas toast swells in the stomach when a liquid, usually a large soda, comes into contact with it in the stomach. This sends false signals of fullness to the brain, which causes a release of serotonin. If you ever have the misfortune of going to a Cain's, then you should remove the thick layer of breading and see just how little chicken you actually get with the meal. This allows the franchise to sell incredibly cheap foods (bread, breading, and potatoes) for a relatively high price, while the consumer mistakenly believes they've eaten a filling meal instead of a carb-loaded diabetes-inducing snack.
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>>21911487
Yep, they're called secret societies. Where have you been? This should be obvious to you by now. The really rich and powerful understand the system perfectly and already have their children being prepared for the cut out careers that they can connect them to through their own group of networking. These kids have full on day schedules, getting them started on piano as soon as the can press the keys down, so by the time they're 18 hollywood is ready to utilize them as a puppet slave to continue the shit show happening on earth.
>>21911392
I've heard mixed things about raising cane's. I'm curious, cause good fried chicken is not so easy to come by depending where you live.
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>>21911621
I use the toast to make myself a little chicken sandwich with the fries and the sauce. I thought most people did that
Raising Cane's is OK. For fast food, it's much better than bullshit like McDonald's but it's still not worth your money. Best to buy your tendies frozen or make them yourself.
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>>21911392
The chicken being tasteless is entirely the reason the business model works.
They can enter any market, cater to any palette, and all it takes is one half-decent sauce.
The chicken is just a low-cost high-volume vehicle for sauce.