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>>21911488
thanks I’m tryna be a man

>>21911499
If you're trying to be a man then you should have included something about your truck in your post

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>>21911484
>Often you can’t just ‘stop cooking
The premise is false.

>>21911541
Make something other than frozen tendies sometime

You can't not shit for 30 minutes at any point in your day?

>>21911550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xHZWWtQbUY

So you're not just a broke cooklet but also retarded one?

>>21911484
So you can't tell 5 minutes before cooking an egg that your gut isn't all right? How little in tune are you with your own body man.

>>21911484
>>21911550
Just take your shit off the heat, or turn the heat down if you're only going to be a few minutes. Most stuff will be fine. Boiled eggs are probably one of the very few exceptions where stopping the cooking process might mess things up, but the chances that you're boiling eggs AND have an emergency so bad it pulls you away from the stove immediately, are so low that it's not really a situation worth preparing for. In that case, probably just eat the loss and suck it up, a couple eggs isn't worth crying over. Or just pull them from the heat a few minutes early and eat soft boiled eggs instead.

>>21911597
That's a stupid suggestion, the heat doesn't just stop because you turned the burner down. If we're staying in OPs premise, there's still an element of managing how to finish the eggs.
Also I fucking hate software riddled appliances, an induction stove tops.
No, I do not want to have peed and gold to turn it on
Wait for the burner to detect my pan/pot
Please and hold to turn the burner on
And tap the fucking screen to the heat I want.

Anyone who appreciates that style of "progress" is a retard.

>>21911899
Fuck Google swipe software as well, I'm not correcting all those mistakes

>>21911899
Cope and seethe, poor, retarded, illiterate cooklet.

>>21911484
Unless it was bad enough to need a change right after wakeup the diaper can usually handle it in the morning

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>>21911926
I'm going to dilatenhagen and kms actually

longtime sufferer of CVS. I just power through it retching and all. hits me hard in the morning so I'm often too nauseous for breakfast. by lunch and dinner im okay though.

>>21911710
I was friends with a girl who once told me
>every shit is an emergency
I still think about it sometimes and wonder what its like to live like that.

>>21912132
She must have a prolapsed anus.

How old are you,dude??Just don't drink coffee on an empty stomach

>>21911899
What on earth... You just shouldn't be around technology period.

>>21912058
Walgreens does it for me.

Now I’m up at 6 in the morning for a meeting and I daren’t do a thing.

>>21911484
How long do your poops take and what stage were you boiling your eggs to? I’d be in and out of the bathroom with cleaned booty and hands and still be at soft boiled

>>21911484
One time I forgot an important ingredient and left the stove on low and drove away to grab it. In hindsight I could have turned it off and covered the pot, but we all make mistakes in our 20s