bongs are so vile

>>21911540
the thumbnail looks like a tiny miniature kitchen set. why is your stove so small?

>>21911540
One step at a time

>>21911540
honestly? if I was so deep in the dogshit like you are, I'd just hire one of those deep cleaning crews and never let it go that bad ever again.

Throw away all trash
Put things away
Clean countertops and othe surfaces with your preferred cleaning product
Vacuum floor
Mop floor
Done

Fire.

>>21911540
why do europeans have such tiny kitchens? do they not make big meals?

>>21911540
1. Get the clean dishes put away
2. Do a load of dirty dishes, fill the drying rack
3. Get the clutter away (all that stuff on the counters) put the toaster away unless you’re doing to use it tomorrow
4. Put the dishes away and do another load if there are any more
5. Clean the counters
6. Clean the cupboards
7. Sweep or vacuum then mop the floors
spic and span, you will be done in like 2 hours.
Bonus, take everything out of your fridge, put it on the counters, then deep clean your fridge and put the food back. ~30 minutes.
Double bonus, do the same thing with everything in your cupboards and pantry.
>t. never keep my kitchen clean and always have to deep clean it

>>21911540
At this point just hire someone and. If you can't afford to do so then move out and go live with a caretaker or some facility that houses tards like you.

>>21911546
nigga lives in a hobbit hole

Throwing away your trash would be a good start. What's the deal? Sanitation strike in your town? Trash collection isn't a luxury in an industrialized country.

>>21911540
Start by throwing away things. Continue by cleaning the biggest things in the sink and countertops and work your way to the smallest things in there. Finish by wiping down surfaces and cleaning the floors.

Good to see you again Connor.

>>21911540
i think its funny that theres a giant box of cereal nearly 40% the size of your stove

>>21911540
what do you mean. just clean it. are you retarded? pick shit up, wipe shit down, put shit away. it's not hard.

>>21911540
From left to right, take the trash out first. Then fill the sink with your dishes and utensils and let them soak for 20 minutes. Meanwhile put things away that are still usable. Clean the dishes and let them dry. While things are drying, clean the surfaces.
You should probably clear out old jars and anything with mould out of your fridge and give the surfaces on that a clean too.

>>21911540
kitchen surfaces are supposed to be kept clear of an and all items, anon.

At this point it might be feasible to put a torch to it

>>21911540
The toaster being right against the wall is a serious fire hazard.

SHUT OFF THE TAP

Why put such a tiny oven there?

That’s like 30mins of work, tops.

>>21911761
seriously, I don't get why people are acting like this is a "torch it" or hire a cleaner situation. it's messy, but it's not that bad.

do the dishes. clear the surfaces, put everything away. pick up the garbage and toss it. wipe down surfaces with a wet cloth, maybe some cleaning product if there's tough spots. vacuum and mop the floor. that's it.

I've seen much worse. although if you have to ask HOW to clean, it might be a struggle for you.

>>21911797
I see you have never dealt with roach infestations

>>21911540
People actually live like this.

>>21911540
As you go.