>>21912210
someone said it so the rest follow, the modern mind is disgustingly sheeplike. do not look up videos of the average joe talking from the 80s or earlier, you will become depressed at how eloquent they are compared to average joes today

>>21912210
>y'all
kill yourself
>y'all guys mad
nobody knows who this is or is mad
>reddit mention
go back

>>21912215
And people in the 40s were nore eloquent than people in the 80s.
I a hundred years were all going to communicate in grunts and shrugs

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>>21912210
it was a little weird but people mostly just don't trust these rich types and anything like this comes across as pic related

>ya'll
it's y'all. and saying y'all as a passive aggressive insult just makes you look like a shithead.

>>21912210
It's clear disinterest more than anything. You can tell he would never touch McSlop outside of promoting it.

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>>21912210
Mate, he can't even say it's food, he just keeps calling it a product.
You're the fucking cattle eating cattle slop.

>>21912237
consume the distinct mcdonald's product, customer

>>21912210
>ya'll guys
It's just you.

>>21912221
Yeah this really. CEOs should try to stay out of the public eye as little as possible, pretty much everyone who isn't some MIGA c uck would happily ventilate their throats at the first opportunity.

>>21912254
*as much as possible
sorry I just woke up

>>21912237
It is a product, especially to the people/company that produce it. Not sure why this is such an issue for you. I'm guessing you've never had a job and are really looking forward to prom this year.

he was supposed to eat it in two bites like kobayashi

why do people go to mcdonalds? everything they have you can get better elsewhere.

burgers? go to wendy's, jack in the box, whataburger or a local place.

fries? go to wendy's.

chicken? go to chick fil a.

breakfast items? go to dunkin donuts.

>>21912237
what a pussy bite

>>21912237
I love how literally doesn't know how to talk to people who aren't shareholders

>>21912237
>could I get the large french fries, but don't fill it all the way up, and also an extra large water

>>21912276
Mcdonald’s is good and consistent

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>>21912210
I didn't notice any disgust either, the guy is simply charmless and uncharismatic.

>>21912252
>>21912237
Jesus Christ life imitates art

>>21912309
the small bite threw people off and then him trying to say it's a big bite. it seems timid. maybe that's just how he is or he was afraid of being messy on camera but it felt like something was off.

>>21912237
He clearly does not want to eat it lol

That bite was pathetic

>>21912325
He just clearly doesn't think it's fit for human consumption

i had mcdonald's yesterday. skipped a meal the day prior because my stomach hurt, so i was desperate and starving and it was close to where i needed to be going
threw the dogshit burger away after two bites and just gorged the shitty limp fries before they went cold and became completely inedible. this shit is not food.

>>21912368
Imagine lying about one of the best and biggest food places in the world lmao

>>21912215
fr fr

>>21912368
Shoulda eaten more bullshit instead

1. He took a tiny bite
2. The video was cut so you didn't see him swallow his food, he probably spit it out
3. The amount of fries increases towards the end of the video

>>21912379
>The mcdonald’s ceo didn’t film a mukbang in his car dipping the burger in a huge cup of cane’s sauce so it’s human meat

>>21912383
Interesting theory but I don't think that's it, anon.

>>21912210
Maybe you're the autist? You gotta look at the eyes. He makes subtle microexpressions around the eyes and nasolabial lines that betray his disgust and umbrage. This is why eye contact is so important.

>>21912210
>I did not see any negative reaction in this guys face
i saw zero reaction in his face because he's fucking dead inside.

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>>21912259
I'm no salesman, but I know some sales and marketing professionals who understand the importance of product presentation and language to successfully sell a product

>>21912368
Yeah I went to McDonald's this afternoon and when I got the bag of food I recoiled at the horrific smell of grease. My husband and I were gagging and retching at the necrotic aroma emanating from the bag, it took all our strength to immediately fling it from our window. We had to abandon our car in the parking lot for a few hours because of the pestilence had contaminated our vehicle. Once we reclaimed our now corrupted Ford fiesta we had to take it to get deep cleaned. A horrible experience.

I think people are bothered by the fact that you don't see him swallowing the bite.

>>21912379
Eat your meds dude.

>>21912390
The guy literally feeds the whole world, and makes tons of money, why would he be miserable?

>>21912394
people are mad because they just want to join in on the meme of hating mcdonald’s which is fine but it’s just nothing at the end of the day

>>21912396
Robin Williams made the world laugh and he killed himself, don't be a retard.

>>21912395
Do you have any original thoughts of your own you stupid faggot?

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>>21912239
Can't wait for the next collab to drop

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>>21912393
You're SO GOOD at telling stories

>>21912398
I think most people are making fun of it because it's funny, who is actually mad?

>>21912410
there are some people mad that think it’s a conspiracy and he’s poisoning people, which is retarded because if he was he would just have a normal burger and slop it up

>>21912237
>it's distinctively McDonald's
Oh...so it's shit then

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>>21912436
I think McDs is poison, but I'm not mad about the video. If anything, I'm happy they did this dumb shit to be mocked and hopefully turn more people off to it

He nibbled the edge and started talking about rich flavors and deep sauces or some shit id totally rape this nerd with my weird bent cock.

>>21912254
You’re poor

>>21912444
Everything is poison. If you ever worked in fast food you would know the more “processed” food places like mcdonalds are probably more hygienic than the “fresh” places like wendys. Wendy’s chili is a biohazard if the workers don’t give a fuck. And from experience, most of them do not.

>>21912473
EvErThInG iS pOiSon

>>21912448
You're just as poor

>>21912473
There's a difference between bacteria and poison. Not sure if you're aware

>being so aware of social media that you get invested in an argument about a mcdonalds ad
you're all retards

>>21912475
>>21912477
Uh huh

>>21912484
And yet here you are posting with us, welcome!

>>21912254
This, unfortunately typical CEO hubris makes them think that people that aren’t paid to listen give a shit about their opinion or find their personality endearing.

>>21912493
more correctly put, you're all here posting with me. i am partly to blame for the abject state of retardation gripping the entire world, undoubtedly.

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>>21912237
This is not the face of a man who enjoys what he just put in his mouth.

>>21912292
it's sprite not water. it's bubbling.

>>21912448
So are you, you're just a simp as well
>>21912494
Boomer conservacuck simps are the problem really, once they're all dead we can burn all this shit down and drag the rich from their bunkers to the guillotine.

>>21912210
does *anyone* look forward to any standard menu item at McD's? the big mac is just edible matter, it's the seasonal/promotional stuff that does it for me. you americans have the mcrib which i've heard has its own special sauce. for me, i had this really loaded burger in asia when they did a DC/McD's promotion where they stacked the burgers with garlic sauce, potatoes, 2 patties and fried chicken.

>>21912210
>Literally doing the same reaction Morgan Spurlock did in Super Size Me
Maybe he was right after all

>>21912562
The motherfucking mcchicken BRO

>>21912577
easy to eat, i like the mayo and it goes down well. always reliable but i don't look forward to it
back in 2010 it would cost $1USD (same as a mcdouble) in hong kong and i'd go home with 3 of them at a time to snack on for the rest of the day

>>21912210
It didn't even show him swallowing it. He took 1 bite, chewed it a couple times, then the video skips ahead. He very obviously paused the video so he could spit it out.

>absolutely no indication he took a second bite or wanted to eat the meal

so he either dislikes mcdonalds or he thinks its unhealthy

Do you guys ever think about the logistics of McDonald's? How many million pounds of burger are we eating per day across just the US? Where are we getting all that fucking beef? We must be eating through hundreds of thousands of cows every single day doing this, where are those cows?

>>21912678
>We must be eating through hundreds of thousands of cows every single day
there are tens of millions of cows in the usa. most are on factory farms so you're not really going to drive by and see a lot of cows grazing.

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I haven't eaten at McDonald's in years after I found hair from a cow hide in my McDouble. The food tastes like the bag in comes in, the quality is horrendous (I've never had one of their burgers that didn't look like a blind person assembled it then sat on it), the ice cream machine is ALWAYS broken 24/7, the fries turn into packing peanuts 5 minutes after you get them.

And the new weird redesigned dining areas give soylent green vibes almost like it's a hospital cafeteria.

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>>21912678

Does the ceo of McDonald's eat McDonald's for lunch?

>>21912714
No he's too smart to eat slop.

>>21912210
>I did not see any negative reaction in this guys face when he ate the mcdee
You wouldn't, you have autism and autism makes you face blind and stops you from reading subtle body language. He would have had to have an overtly disgusted reaction for you to pick up on it. Now, whether he thought it tasted bad or he just doesn't like burgers much is up for debate, but it was blatantly obvious he has a low opinion of the product he's hocking, dude's a CEO, he can afford to eat real food. He was holding slop and he knew it.

>>21912396
what makes you think you need to be miserable to be dead inside?

He looks like my ultra recyclo vegetarian twink cousin

>>21912215
>the modern mind is disgustingly sheeplike
Oh that's a new thing, yes.

>>21912276
mcdonalds is consistent
im in africa a lot for my job, and the mcdonalds in africa is one of the best ive had in general.
fresh food and youre not in danger of shitting your guts out for the next 3 weeks as a white man with a white stomach

mcdonalds feels like home, i like the place. always happy to go to the locsl mcdonalds when im on a trip abroad.

>>21912237
he's just white. aren't you all like "that"

>>21912237
His fries magically fill up half way through the video, right after the bite. It makes me wonder how many cuts this took.

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>>21912210
>Ya’ll

>>21912982
Making these stupid videos is a massive ordeal because your heads of PR, legal, advertising, etc. would all have to review it.
>i'm sorry sir but the seeds on the corner of the bun look like they spell the word "sex" from this angle, can you do it again?
Makes it funnier when there is an oversight, because you gotta wonder how many people signed off on it without noticing.

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>>21912210
same vibes

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>>21912687

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>>21912237
jesus christ that is such a pathetic physique

what a weak looking humanoid-type entity

it makes whatever garbage nonsense "product" it's trying to shill look inadequate and weak by default

>>21913057
yer god damn right pal, god bless

with sound
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771162080297200.webm" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771162080297200.webm

>>21912210
For me it's not the reaction just the way he talks, his mannerisms his attempt to connect to the every man which he literally can't because he's probably some rich nepo baby that never interacted with a regular person in his life. Reminds me of when the mayor of NYC sold you on the vaccine by getting a free burger he awkwardly aye and described
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTFTzIt6Ry0

>>21912516
lets see you eat on camera.

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>>21912685
> found hair from a cow hide in my McDouble. The food tastes like the bag in comes in

>>21912237
Is that the whole video? He takes one bite? I don't think we get to see him swallow either. It's Campbell's soup again.

>>21913086
This is more believable than a MacDonald burger being considered great
Or “like home” >>21912971

>>21912971
>mcdonalds feels like home, i like the place.
that's sad

>>21912210
it just seems artificial probably because we are used to seeing ecelebs that have done nothing but food testing in their lives
calling it product doesnt help
acting like this is the first time he saw it even though he is the ceo is also a bit unbelievable

>>21913139
how is that sad you autist

>>21913163
you associate a fast-food franchise with the feeling of being home. if i have to explain it, you are the autist.

>>21912370
Imagine doing damage control for McDonald's corporation on 4chan

>>21913167
>mcdonalds feels like home when im in a fucking 3rd world country where everything is different except the mcdonalds
youre a fucking retard because you miss the point, kys you pathetic shitcunt

>>21913170
you seem stable

>>21913086
It wasn't human hair it was like a little tuft of greyish/white straight short hair that looked like it came off a cow. It was sticking out the side a little bit it's not like it was a huge amount but it was absolutely hair.

>>21912293
>Mcdonald’s is good
Grim.

>>21912516
It’s the most normal human reaction possible, but your brain is too fried from binging influencer reactions to know that.

>>21913075
>what a weak looking humanoid-type entity
That's the anglo phenotype.

>>21913172
yeah people like you piss me off
>"oh... this is so sad, youre so sad..."
just shut the fuck up if all you do is spout retarded crap

fucking negative, trying to drag others down piece of shit
were all here, in the same boat, why do you have to be a fucking asshole about it?
go fuck yourself

>>21913344
good thing i avoid mc donald's, wouldn't want to be there when you snap and shoot up the place.

>>21912254
what do iran supporters have to do with this

>>21913229
Really? If someone ate food you cooked like that, would you truly believe they were enjoying it? Especially when you consider what he’s saying, which is
> i love this product
> it is so good
> delicious
> i am going to eat this for lunch, just so you know

dude looks like he never lifted a weight in his life! SAD!

i haven't had mcdonalds in like 3 years. don't miss it. absolute goyslop brought to you by isreal

>>21912210
I'm more concerned about how he managed to become a CEO of a restaurant chain without ever trying their "products" before now.

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>>21913461
It’s the CEOs job to cut costs and suck shareholders off, they don’t have to know the product to do that.
Whoever greenlit the idea for him to do that is probably going to get sacked, or lose their bonus this year lol

>>21912210
dude looks weak and sickly. i could easily shove him to the ground and rape him.

>>21913501
fake and gay

>>21913505
i could rape you too while i'm at it. you're full of mcfaggot goyslop from isreal. you'd be an easy target for my pleasure.

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>>21913510
> i saw gay, i said gay
My diet absolutely does not include macdonalds

>>21913510
damn nigga that's gay

>>21912218
I said it before and I'll say it again, humanity peaked sometime in the 90's. It's all been back downhill since then.

>>21912858
The Internet really homogenized everyone into the same type of retard. At least you used to have your different regional varieties of retard. Even accents are starting to lose their edges because everyone talks the same as their favorite people from YouTube or whatever

He didn't get to the top of the food chain by being a retard who eats McDonald's or any other fast food goychow

>>21913571
But the big arch sandwich didn't exist in the 90s so youre wrong.

>>21912210
Everyone celebrates the autistic guy making something of himself until he does it with burgers instead of computers

>>21913609
No
>>21913600
> checked
Yes

>>21913593
>Even accents are starting to lose their edges
Only in the anglosphere.

I love it when corpo shits try to act human because it's usually a comedy goldmine.

>>21912210
>Ya’ll guys mad retarded jumping on the bandwagon with the rest of reddit
Understand that the people of this website are not much better than the dregs that infest reddit. It's just the way this website is run that is better because disagreeing with people makes more people argue with you, where as on reddit disagreeing with people gets your post downvoted and hidden. People here just choose to use the better website.

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>>21913607
no but the McDLT did and thats all that matters

>>21913624
Whats the d stand for? Dookie?

>>21913136
no

>>21913175
cow hair is very course. it was probably part of shaniqua's wig or fake eyelash.

>>21913683
Donalds.

>>21912448
t. emporarily embarrassed millionaire

>>21913501
Based rapist.

>>21912780
If he was smart then he wouldn't have made the video.

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no one's lovin' it, not the boss, not the employees, not the customers

>>21913771
Arrogance? Humiliation ritual? Trusting the wrong marketing girl?
Knowing any press is good press for bullshit like macDs?
Given a position he didn’t deserve?

The world may never know.

>>21913762
So "mc Donald's lettuce and tomato"? Dont they still pit that on their burgers anyways?

>>21912237
The enthusiasm of the CEO sells the product

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>>21912210
He should've either studied real McDonald's enjoyers or never made a vid at all.

>>21912237
kek, that pussy ass microbite gets me every time

>>21913910
What's he up to these days since ozempic?

>>21913935
Staying close to his bathroom since ozempic ruins your gut and gives you permanent diarrhea

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>>21913721
It looked like this but like a dime sized amount it was 100% from the cow from a meat processor that missed it on the ground meat line. It's not exactly McDonald's fault but it grossed me out enough that I never went back.

>>21912210
>Is the internet autistic
Yes
>is it just me
Yes
>I did not see any negative reaction in this guys face
Okay

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>>21912210
>McDonalds social media don't even call it food. It's a "product"
The word product is so soulless. Anyways, you know damn well it's not even food at this point. And McDonalds connections to hospitals and finding teeth in their food is quite alarming.

>>21913824
Yes and yes. Nobody said it was a good name.
And they only difference between it and the regular McDo stuff is the fact that the lettuce and tomato are kept separate from the meat.

>>21913910
The weird thing is, this guys the CEO.. He could have told his team to use a different patty or something

>>21912210
the only thing that weirded me out was that he called it product... like dude just call it a burger lol makes you seem more human and approachable and is better

>this is our new product!
>this is our new burger

like comeone dude

>>21914021
I remember a few years ago talking about the word product being used for food and dishes and everyone on /ck/ called me a fucking idiot.

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>>21914005
>tweet is real
oh shit

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>>21914031
The times they are a changin’

>>21914034
They're attempting damage control by making fun of their own CEO

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He should call it sloppa, it'd be free advertising in a few hours.

>>21914068
There's few things in this world more cringe inducing than a company attempting to use memes.

>>21912685
what a womanly reason to stop

>>21912383
Let's start a petition for the CEO of Wendy's to do a Wendy's mukbang.

I bet he can't eat the food there at all.

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>>21914005
>>21914048
This.

>>21913771
>If he was smart then he wouldn't have made the video.

As of October 29, 2025, Christopher J Kempczinski is estimated to have a net worth of no less than $45 million.

I think he's plenty smart you fucking moron.

>>21914251
>he thinks wealth in America comes from being smart

oh no no no NO NO NO NO NO

>>21914252
You'd be dead within a year if you got your hands on $1 million

>>21914014
no the ceo was pretty arrogant about the whole thing and also semi-detached in the way ceos generally are about anything that isn't money.
just an example of an old head not being able to adapt to the times but thinking that pulling off a zucc style rebrand is cheap/easy to do

>>21914068
if he called it sloppa it would unironically tank the stock price from boomers thinking it means ceo has lost faith in his "product" and panic selling

>>21912982
>0:46
holy shit good catch lmao, how does that even happen? Was he snacking on fries in between takes?

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>>21914068
>>21914072

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>>21912237
>try our magic, infinite fries

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Greetings, fellow humans. Permit incident radiation from our new organoleptically superior product to stimulate your photoreceptors. My evaluation matrix strongly favors this product. Convert stored economic energy into possession of our newly manufactured object during this axial rotation.

>>21914323
>>21912237
>>21912210
You can feel his disdain for us common folk.

>>21914313
doesnt necessariely have to be more fries than before, he might have eaten or smelled one of these fries and then put them back and then they cut it out because he had a brain malfunction

>>21914298
>fast food restaurant posts a cartoon frog on the internet
>this warrants dozens of """news""" articles
The world we live in is so fucking gay and retarded. I don't know how anybody takes anything seriously.

>>21912687
Humans unironically

>>21912210
>>21912215
yeah, seems like a forced over-reaction from the internet, just a guy and a burger

i mean the bite was tiny

>>21912210
>Is the internet autistic
yes

>or is it just me?
also yes

>>21912237
desu if u grow a tomato and sell it then it will count as a product

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>>21913974
>Staying close to his bathroom since ozempic ruins your gut and gives you permanent diarrhea
yeah it's ozempic that ruined his gut lmao

>>21912276
nostalgia/familiarity
consistency

If he doesn't eat it, then why the fuck are (You) eating McDonald's, /ck/?

>>21912210
Its because the internet has become overly melanated theres a correlation between melanin levels and iq.

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>>21913357
forgive him, hes brown and/or retarded

>>21912276
you're correct on most of those but mcdonalds breakfast blows the doors off of dunkin donuts. dunkin has to be the shittiest chain.

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>>21914528
heh

>>21914328
Anyone with weatlh fucks off to gated communities for a reason. They live in an entire different reality, while you get roasted synthetic pink goo to work in a 9-5.

>>21913974
>>21914528
Neither of these adress the real gut-ruiner which is the hundreds of hours of sloppy, poop-lubed anal sex with unwashed Mexicans.

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>>21914072

>>21915071
imagine getting dunked on by a corporate twitter account lmao

>>21915071
Kentucky Fried Cringe.

>>21915074
nobody asked you

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>>21915071

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As impossible as this would have seemed until this week, it genuinely may be over for McDonald's right now. People are noticing that they're not legally allowed to ever use the words "food" or "burger" to refer to anything they make. They can only refer to them as a product aka the term used for stuff like chemical cleaning products.

>>21915111
Dont be silly. These human cattle are too stupid to reject their feed.

>>21915111
>666

>>21915119
I never thought they'd give up mcdonald's garbage food. But now that this video features a confession from the CEO that this isn't food and is actually made up of "product"... that may finally change.

>>21912237
"Product" is the most natural word to use in those sentences. It has to be ESLs getting mad at this. He calls it a burger, too, which, again, is more natural when talking about a specific food item than calling it "food".

>>21915111
Fastfood has all killed their brands milking rich people at the expense of the younger generations being able to eat there. It might take a decade but they are all going to disappear.

>>21915142
No, the word product is usually referring to stuff like bleach or chemical waste product. You know, the opposite of what you'd want to put into your body. Bragging in the video that the "food" he serves to the peasants is actually (waste) "product" is some twisted shit. Even if he did also use the word burger, he let the mask slip.

>>21915156
Dont be stupid. Product can mean almost anything. 2 x 2 = 4. 4 is a product. Does that mean 4 is bleach or chemicals? Of course not, idiot. Anything can be a product. You are a product of your parents fucking. Are you chemicals?

I honestly thought we were all just laughing at the cringe CEO trying to act relatable and failing massively. But people are really taking this stuff super seriously and reading way too much into it, especially him using the word product. I didn't even register that part as being anything weird when I watched it.

>>21915156
Product is a neutral word. It doesn't have negative connotations to any well-read, native speaker. It's the illiterate zoomers consuming exclusively short-form video who are wrong.

you're 100% right op he just bites it normally people are fucking sheep npc

>>21912259
Nobody who is genuinely excited about something they've made would ever call it "product"

>>21915176
You don’t know shit about marketing lol

>>21915185
At this point i think it was all just planned. They have all been struggling.

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>>21915111
This is clearly a tonge-in-cheek reference to the reaction to the video. McDonald's is obviously legally allowed to call it a burger, like they do in pic related, and they use the word food everywhere on their website.

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Apologize now you morons

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>>21915197
Why

>>21915206
Because you were spewing untruths for days now. Have some integrity.

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>>21915213
Don’t tell me you believe him anon, c’mon now

Ban all companies from having a social media account.

>>21915206
Being fat makes the big breast worthless

>>21915237
Wrong.

>>21912210
you cant bite like that and expect to retain your executive position

>>21912210
I hate it when people act like they know what somebody is thinking or feeling just from a video like this. Maybe it's autism, I dunno, but I don't get it. Yeah, he's a rich CEO, so I'm supposed to hate him and be jealous or something, and his life is surely much different than mine, but I don't have to project my insecurities onto a video of him eating a hamburger. I dunno what's going on in his head, I mean, who doesn't like hamburgers?

>>21912237
That is a smol bite though. Could be trying too hard to avoid making a mess on camera. I never eat burgers without a napkin or a bib.

>>21915852
>Could be trying too hard to avoid making a mess on camera.
And probably didn't want to have a big mouthful of food when he was more interested in filming an ad than actually eating. It's also why they probably cut after bites because otherwise they're just sitting there chewing or talking with food in their mouth, rather than them spitting it out.

>>21912237
>he just keeps calling it a product.
he's a CEO, which means he's a lizard person who can't help but use marketing speak. dude probably talks about setting KPIs for his wife and kids. retards thinking this is some legal thing where they can't technically call it food are fucking retarded

>>21915852
>I mean, who doesn't like hamburgers?
don't know if you're making an ironic point or not but how would you know rich people love hamberders like your poor ass does (aside from trump of course)

>>21915071
kek pwned

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>>21914196
> stops wasting money on a shit product
> womanly

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>Ya'll
Kill thineself, knave.

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>>21912215
I find it really weird how this has suddenly blown up and become a meme in the past few days. I saw this video posted on xitter what feels like months ago but it came and went as just a simple funny because of how small his bite was. Why has it randomly gained a second life and become a huge thing now?

>>21916026
Marketing departments

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>>21912210
OP is a correct and based pilled free thinker.
This is like the Howard Dean Scream: it's only cringe because everyone collectively decided it was cringe. If you rewatch it with unbiased eyes it's perfectly fine.
Now why did this happen? I blame social media. Content creators are desperate to be the first one to report on a new meme, and so whenever something slightly awkward or off-kilter happens, they are there to provide a signal boost.
This was a perfect storm, an awkward lanky CEO trying to act normal while selling McDonalds.

>>21912259
>It is a product
You're supposed to sell the sizzle, not the steak.
Yes it's a product, but you're not selling a product. You're selling an experience, a lifestyle.
t. I watched one episode of Mad Men but you know it's true.

>>21916058
ah welcome to middle management, sir

>>21912217
>go back
You post on nu-chan in 2026, pipe down with thinking you're in some secret heckin club, retard.

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>>21912210
This thread is an official McDicks shill thread. All of the other new burger threads were taken down by the tranny janny faggots.

>>21912210
>>21916228
The shilling has become so transparent and obvious on this site since the neq Star Wars movies came out. It's ridiculous

>>21916083
Dilate tranny

>>21916228
Don't know what you're talking about. I still count 6 big arch threads in the catalog

>>21916064
I don't understand.
I watched Mad Men.

>>21912215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJSiODebwQI

not an average joe, but sod off i love this video

>>21915142
lol no, calling something a product does not sound appetizing

>>21915197
Obviously he's lying.

>>21916228
>This thread is an official McDicks shill thread.
Why would they shill this on a dead website? They'd get more reach by buying ads on social media.

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Another thing is that McDonalds took a risk here. They knew the video would blow up more because it’s the CEO and they took a risk releasing it to advertisement. They probably thought “Take a small bite so you don’t risk getting overly messy and can’t speak so we’d have to reshoot and the reaction be less genuine.”, which is very reasonable.

Now it’s released, the data is in and people hate it, and other companies now have the luxury to infer what would work better.

Ya’ll’s opinions are programmed into you by the rest of society. You will pass simply as a vestige in the history of humanity. Part of the same current. Where the wind blows, there you are. You are the sheep you complain about. Enjoy.

>>21916549
No one seriously gives a shit about the bite beyond it being funny to laugh at. The actual controversy is him using the word PRODUCT instead of food or burger to refer to it, which is effectively calling it sludge and also raises the question of why he seemingly can't use the words food or burger at all.

>>21916549
People hate it? What I've been told is that it's selling way better than what people on the inside thought. Have you not heard that there's no such thing as bad press?

>>21916604
If that's true then it's the most retarded thing I've ever heard. The CEO literally called it a "product" and people are lining up to put "product" in their bodies?

>>21916549
>>21916590
>>21916604
>shills shilling shills

>>21916621
>...it's the must retarded thing I've ever heard

First day here, anon?

>>21912276
>why do people go to mcdonalds? everything they have you can get better elsewhere.
>lists a bunch of chains that dont exist in most places.
McDonalds exist cuz in a lot of cases:
>they're the only place in a food court that wont give you salmonella
>they're the only place in an airport that isnt a cafe
>they're the only place at a gas station on a highway 3 hours drive in both directions from the nearest town
>they're the only place open after 10pm so all the drunks and crackheads go there

>>21912210
McDonalds CEO Chris Kempczinsky is a Soy Boy, takes little bites of his Big Shat. Doesn't swallow. Sad! In this Country we need Strong Men, Great Men who can handle their meat at the head of our companies. McDonalds Board of Directors, fire this liberal cuck, put someone with minimum 6 inch cock who loves to fuck, even if they're a little bit on the younger side. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION. GOD BLESS

>>21914227
he made a burger ate it and dipped fries in a frosty

>>21917033
That's good now he should fix the restaurants so they are good like they were when Dave was around.

A&W also made a video, the CEO just openly mocked the McDonald's guy.

>>21917038
Wendy’s uses fresh ingredients which means the quality is only as good as the employees putting it together. And when I worked there, they were terrible. They wouldn’t even make the chili meat on schedule, they would just be putting patties in a heater from lunchtime only chopping them up and freezing them at 3 in the morning unless I was the one in charge of it. Dry ass meat soaked with sink water.

>>21917048
I thought the whole point of the chili was to avoid wasting the meat.

I'm showing my age but there was a time when Wendy's had a salad bar!

Later when I was in college the value menu was a damn good deal too.

If it was profitable when Dave was alive why would they need to be closing stores and selling garbage food if they could sell good food and get ten times as many customers and make shittons of money?

>>21917054
It is about not wasting meat. And if the employees follow protocol it works. But when I worked there, unless I was in charge of it, they wouldn’t follow the rules. You’re supposed to chop up the unused meat like every 3 hours or so I think. And people would not do that.

The cheese tasted kind of weird. My McDonald's put it together well enough. Basically looked like the picture. I still prefer just a double cheese burger or even a McChicken

>>21915852
A bib? Are you like 3 years old?
The only time a "bib" is acceptable is at a crawdad boil.

>>21917226
Are you going to make fun of my sippy cup too, asshole?

>>21913057
is texas really that big?

>>21917031
Diet coke is cringe

>>21917270
Yeah.

>>21917270
yes

>>21912276
Dunkin Donuts for donuts and coffee. Have you ever even tried their other breakfast shit? It’s awful. It’s microwave slop and not even the name brand. It’s the store-brand offshoot where the textures don’t make sense and everything has a weird lump on one side and nothing on the other. Plus, they are all run by jeets who manage to be worse at food prep than highschool kids and the future doctors and lawyers who work at other fast food places.

>>21912237
thats the ceo? what a fag. and he calls it product to sound smarter.

>>21912473
getting chili at wendys is for morons.

>>21914610
Despite being a 29 year old neet living with his parents his room is relatively neat and he his surprisingly well groomed

>>21912562
All food is just edible matter, you pretentious idiot

>>21916235
waow... do you kiss your mom with that potty mouth? regardless, you should go kiss your mom cause she's a nice lady.

>>21915197
It's the papa john's situation all over again

>>21913995
this did not happen.

>>21912215
>>21912218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiMus1FJb9w&t=174

they sounds just as dumb