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>>21912717
i'm a big maker of shitty microwave "hood" pizza

>>21912721
christ

>>21912717
>500g of minced beef
>500g
I hate how obese people keep track of this. And I hate how Europoors says "minced beef" instead of ground beef. That's why the whole world laughs at you people

>>21912735
im aussie you dumb cunt, what exactly are you chucking a sook about? and if i was a fatass do you think id waste my time eating that horrid mess, im 67kg at 5'10 desperately trying to escape skinnyfat, turns out 500g of minced beef and veggies has great macros on calories

>>21912735
>And I hate how Europoors says "minced beef" instead of ground beef
Says the Amerilard who thinks Australia is in Europe.
"That's why the whole world laughs at you people".

>>21912717
Grim
I haven't made anything this unappetizing in years.
And to think, with a shockingly minimal amount of additional effort and ingredients this could have been turned into a somewhat respectable meal.
Pity.

>>21912717
This is gonna sound vile, and it looks vile, but its kinda good.
Quinoa, Butter (optional), Canned Chicken, Mayo.

>>21912717
Recommended calories are around 3500. So if you're wondering why you are starving when you eat your daily 2000, that is why. If you're the 'I can drink all the soda I want since I don't gain weight' type then yeah you can do that but it is preventing you eating proteins in their place. Muscle builds up over time same as fat will, so if you can make small gains you will keep them.

>>21912721
Not too bad desu. Would eat it while watching a show before bed.

>>21913103
This is pretty close to what I eat a lot of the time lol

>>21912717
Why is it so wet
A disturbing sort of soup

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>>21912721
hood pizza string cheese edition

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>>21912717
>mayo
Disgusting, ketchup would have paired with that sloppa so much better.

>>21912721
>>21914139
would

>>21912735
>keep track
he probably knows its 500g because he bought a 500g package you fucking retard

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>>21912717
c a r b s

>>21912735
Do Americans really

>>21914167
those loafs are fuking beggin to get dipped into a cup of pepsi max

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>>21912717
Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

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>>21912752
>chucking a sook

>>21914443
Spam is considered a delicacy these days.

>>21914466
In what world

>>21912752
>>21912763
>Throwing a fit because people forget your irrelevant clownshow of a country exists
kek

>>21912717
one of my coworkers brought me a packet of Khao Soi mix from Thailand and I made it last night, I did not like it and now I feel like I wasted a bunch of chicken making a huge amount of soup and noodles that I don't want to eat. Not low effort slop but still my culinary disappointment of the year so far

>>21912717
Oats, squirter of Ketchup and mustard, good amount of mayo, fresh cracked pepper and a sprinkle of salt. Stir it up and JUST enjoy.

>>21914527
>oats, ketchup and mustard
I dont believe it, i refuse to, you lying fucking bitch post a pic or fuck off LYING LOW EFFORT BAIT FUCK OFF

>>21912717
Besides using mayo, what's wrong with this? Some aromatics/spices and/or a dash of hot sauce this would be pretty good.

>>21912752
go easy on the cock and maybe your brown eye could hold a turd long enough to extract some nutrients.

>>21912735
Rent free.