>>21914318
No I don't eat insects.

who has time to take all of the shit?

>>21914318
never!

>>21914318
I have never de-veined one, it's only done for aesthetics and squeamish girlies anyway.
On many occasions I have also munched the shells (minus the legs)

>>21914318
That's actually a mint strip

>>21914318
I just dont get it. I have never actually seen full veined shrimp actually being sold at a grocery store

>>21914318
I take it out when they're big like in your pic. Smaller shrimp I don't worry about. The amount is too little to notice.

I eat only the poop and throw away the rest.

Peasants like you would not understand.

>>21914444
the loathsome dungeater

>>21914318
>poop
it’s not called that before it’s been pooped out, retard

>>21914318
In the thumbnail it looks like a tiny hamburger sandwich

post the comic

>>21914341
You are lazy and enjoy the taste of shit.

>>21914341
Wrong. You're gonna get gut parasites, you fucking retard.

>>21914318
No thats gross and its really easy to remove with a small knife or a needle.

>>21914671
i just run my fingernail along the spine after i peel the shell off while i rinse them so it just gets washed away like when you scrub ur ass crack in the shower

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>>21914444
Kek! Best post on /ck/ this decade. Also checked but you deserved even better digits.

>>21914632
i dont think the chances for parasites are that high
however, shrimp do occasionally swallow sand, which can be a bit unpleasant

>>21914671
you wouldnt have needed knives nor needles for this if you hadnt been eating so much that your fingers magically turned into sausages

>>21914724
>>21914826
Shutup retards i have dozens of shrimp to de vein and other stuff i wanna do my way is faster and easier.

>>21914318
No. It takes a second to remove it. No reason to eat shit to save a second of time

>>21914318
Yes its the best part

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>>21914318
What do you think soy sauce is made from?

>>21914857
>my way is faster and easier
you're saying that fiddling around with a sharp object near your fingertips, to remove a string that is ~2mm thick and easily breaks apart, is better than using your fingers

try it
if you dont like getting your fingers dirty, just keep an open container of water nearby for rinsing your paws and/or tentacles

>>21914989
You cant cut yourself if you do it right you split the shell or butterfly the shrimp and expose the vein then you can tip the vein with your knife by the tail to remove it. Move the shrimp when you cut not the knife you cant fuck up unless you are retarded or high.

>>21915194
>you cant fuck up unless you are retarded or high
>split the shell or butterfly the shrimp
..
- get the head off
- rip off the top three shell segments (upwards towards the head) - it's the end of the thorax, so it's easy to find and lift
- the legs follow along with the shell you pull off, as you know
- then pull the rest of the tail off
- deveining: pull off the meat that covers the "vein" (head to tail), pull or brush away the "vein" - rinse if desired
no knife needed

again, i advise you to give it a try
using a knife instantly adds more complexity and an intrinsically hazardous element

>>21915251
Ive peeled more shrimp than youve ever seen and at a higher level than you can achieve. You can clean a shrimp in two movements if you are good the faster you are the fresher it is just trust me negro. The head doesnt count no one buys shrimp heads if they arent gonna cook them.

>>21915294
>Ive peeled more shrimp than youve ever seen
>The head doesnt count no one buys shrimp heads if they arent gonna cook them.
okay so you've never bought unpeeled shrimp with the head still attached - which is literally every shrimp i've ever bought (except for the ones that get mangled during processing), and i've never eaten shrimp heads.

i can clean a small shrimp in three movements, including the head, without needing utensils -
worst case is two and a half seconds
the technique is grabbing and pulling, not cutting - if i was a negro, i'd have already cut myself while peeling shrimp

>the faster you are the fresher
okay if freshness when preparing shrimp is important:
butterflying a shrimp exposes more meat to whatever gnarly shit is in the kitchen you're working in + shrimp without heads are less fresh
and you can still be faster without using a knife

i'm trying to help you here

>>21914318
I always buy deveined. Prawn shit is kind of double shit because they live on the bottom eating whale shit all day long.

>>21914444
This guy 4444ucks

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>>21914444
Bless you, king.

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dey eat da poo poo

>>21915342
Help me be a retard sure. Im not retarded so thanks for showing me how a retard brain works and i hope you recover one day. Was it an accident?

>>21914318
It's been cooked anyway and elements of it have already spread around the entire dish; so what's the point of being squeamish about it.

Where are the health reports?
>red meat: MUH CANCERS AND SHIET
>white meat: MUH SALMANILLOS AND SHIET
>shrimp excrement: *crickets*
(but then again, methinks this is why some people have shrimp allergies; it's the poop.)

>>21917026
Maybe I just don't want to eat feces, dude

>>21914318
I hate shrimp.

>>21918804
But do you hate shrimp poop?