WOW
CORPORATIONS ARE LIKE PEOPLE
YOU AND ME
WE MUST TAKE A SIDE AND BUY THEIR PRODUCT HAHA

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>wendy's corporate begging to be let into any publicity whatsoever
I wonder why...

>>21914773
>"Wendy's US President"
>it's not Trump
fucking libcucks

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>>21914781
t.bitelet

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>>21914794
what the fuck? that burger looks fucking nasty, it's just two pieces of bread and two pieces of meat, was he supposed to lose the race on purpose? should have prepared a better looking burger for this shit.

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>>21914773

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"Uhhh sorry, my doctor says I can't eat bread...
Or salad bowls."

>>21914797
condiments and salad is for women

>>21914773
Waiting on five guys ceo to weigh in

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>>21914807
judge holden looking motherfucker

>>21914804
I fully expected the subway ceo to be pajeet
very surprising

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>>21914773
Dave Thomas wouldn't be taking part in all this shit

>>21914794
Too many edits and no swallow. Hope the film crew got paid sufficiently having to deal with all of those spit takes.

>>21914816
spiritual pajeet

>>21914794
Each one of these ceos has just proven to me that all their food is poison and they know it. They are also so disconnected from reality they can't eat a burger properly.

I cant wait to watch five guys bite one burger its gonna be so kino

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>>21914794
>t.bitelet

>>21914855
wat is rong wit wimin...

>>21914780
>>21914830
>>21914849
Did Dave T. ever actually eat his own food?

>>21914816
That's Steak 'n' Shake. The one who switched to tallow for fries.

>>21914855
This confirmed how fucking stupid your average person is. This bitch literally edits out her spitting out the food after taking a bite. Its so fucking pathetic people watch this shit.

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>>21914855
>"ate"
>cut after every bite

>>21914773
When is Trump gonna post a picture of himself eating all three burgers?

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>>21914877
>. Its so fucking pathetic people watch this shit.

>>21914895
This woman has no color. What drugs is she on? Like how do you look like a extra from the walking dead.
>>21914855
I don't care if she's spitting it out, I want to gorge McDonald's with her in a tent then go McNasty on her if you know what I mean.

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>all these idiots can't film themselves actually swallowing the food
makes me miss the king

It was more fun when they had the mascots shitposting eachother over twitter, and Wendys was a brat.

>>21914911
WOO WOO WOO! rip big guy

>>21914794
why do they all examine it like it's a lab sample? also he gesticulates his approval before he even eats it and he looks at the entire thing like he's never seen one before

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>>21914794
Notice how you never see him swallow.

>>21914937
>mayor of minnesota meme

>>21914940
none of them actually swallow it. even the new food reviewers these days all do jump cuts like this bitch >>21914855
it's why I only trust reviewbrah anymore. he actually films himself eating it.

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>>21914794
I wonder if he got that burger from one of the many locations shuttering just this year lmao

>>21914799
That's exactly how manga writers write americans. But then they would write a japanese character taking the world's largest bite of stinking natto before farting on a korean baby.

dave's corpse is spinning so hard and fast that it could power a city

>>21914797
I'm not a rabbit. I'm a man.

>>21914810
Oh so Five Guys references the ingredients.

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>>21914794
see i ate it, you stinky plebs

>>21914951
htf does this shit even happen? this country grows by 2.5M per year. and it's not like ALL those people are eating home-cooked meals. If anything, people are getting lazier. At the least, they shouldn't be closing at all.

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>>21914877
>>21914879
>>21914945
I don't care if that bitch ate it or not, I'm never gonna be in the same room as her anyway so there's no way to disprove my fantasy of her eating four times that amount with two gallons of coke and then fucking the burps out of her while she's caught in a loop of moaning, belching, and scrabbling at the packaging for flecks of cheese, sauce, and crumbs to messily shove into her mouth.

If you didn't want to hear about my slobby stuffing sex fantasy you shouldn't have UM ACKSHUALLY'd like a pack of faggots.

>>21914780
Noooooo you cant be a CEO it triggers me

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>>21915001
You can look at COVID as a massive turning point where a lot of things changed about supply chains and how people behave and the choices they make. Companies that adjusted well to those changes got bigger and companies who did not are dying.

>>21914773
>>21914799
>>21914804
I don't get it — why are they all White? I thought White males were discriminated against and that's why I can't get a job. This is highly concerning.

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>>21915019
that is a very sexy graph, despite being mcdoggie's

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>>21914794

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>>21914773
AND NEEEEWWWWW

why all the CEOs have the literal same phenotype and haircut and color

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>>21915047
>teen sauce

>>21915054
mcdonalds ceo looks like the biggest corpo wimp
all the others look normal

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>>21914773
>>21914794
>>21914799
Bunch of petty Rich McBitches actually trying to invoke the fast food war bullshit from Demolition Man

>>21914810
He says he will die in 3 weeks.

>>21915047
no swallow

>>21914923
Wait Joey died :(

>>21915019
In a 1:1 contest, you cannot beat McD's fries, though. Even though, with more people should come more need for services, yet services are drying up.

>>21914797
I will give him credit, it looks like a Wendy’s sandwich from the drive thru and not a marketing product

>>21915013
Nah, people are just sick of advertising disguised as authenticity

mmm product

>>21914794
>0:22
Eww

>>21915126
You can make 2lbs of cavendish fries for $3.

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>>21914773
>Now lets see Taco Bell's CEO

>>21915047
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SWALLOW FAGGOT

>>21915083
yer man :(

>>21914810
Holy shit, he really does look like the Judge

>>21915149
No idea what that is, but why would I want to eat 2lbs. of fries or even keep a deep fryer? And leftover fries ain't that great.

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>>21914941
>mayor of minnesota meme
huh?

>>21915047
>video cut before he's seen swallowing bite

>>21915165
>why would I want to… keep a deep fryer?
Exactly. Just use a pot. I will never understand having a dedicated machine just for frying at home. It's retarded.

>>21914781
They hired so many useless browntoids and only have 1 or 2 running late which causes massive lines. Fuck them.

Isn’t this the piece of shit that ran wendys Into the ground? The stock is like 7 bucks a share now.

>>21914797
There's no way that illustration was actually done with chalk.

>>21915026
Investment firms not CEOs themselves enforce DEI policies. I know you were going for the edgy take but nearly all fast food places in my city are staffed by jeets.

>>21915150
>"how do I evenhandle this?"
>takes a bite out of the middle
>taco shatters, spilling the contents
>goes full caveman and eats it like a madnan

>>21915026
It was never about race, it was always about class. The advertising of DEI was to keep all the poors worried about each other and the jobs they have access to

>>21915394
Taco cant shatter if its soft and wobbly from sitting under a heatlamp for 20min

>>21915218
The dashes are identical

I'm about to go to Wendy's for the first time in years. What should I get?

I'll post results.

>>21915410
Frosty
If they say the machine is down just leave

>>21915410
Baconator, and the new tendies.

>>21915413
I don't eat sugar.

>>21915414
Chicken strips? No.
Maybe I'll try the bacon thing. Wendy's is for hamburgers.
I should get a bunch. It'll probably cost like $40. Who cares? It's not my money.

>>21914781
Buy the dip

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I’m gonna wear my weed pants to Wendy’s. I bonged.

>>21915434
Baconator and nuggets? Or the chicken sandwich

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what the fuck???

The 99 cent Deluxe Double Stack days are long gone apparently.

>>21914773
Kek all these old zoomers making vids like pathetic normies

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They're doing like a DQ thing now

>>21914773
>Subway CEO appeals to LGBTQ community by taking entire footlong anorectally.
>Taco Bell CEO enters the fray, eats 97 crunchy tacos and still feels hungry.
>What-a-burger CEO eats entire What-a-burger location in Amarillo, TX, including 9 employees and 12 guests.

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>March 2026
>I am forgotten

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Another challenge appears.

sadly they do not celebrate whopper wednesdays at my bk

>>21915497
Imagine if Jeffrey Epps ordered a "teen burger".

Why can't a single fucking CEO actually, literally, physically, eat one of their burgers on camera for us?

>>21914773
lol

>>21915057
Only the finest teen mayonaise squirted all over our patties!

>>21914810
he looks like a reanimated corpse

>>21915019
I fucking HATE how every fucking nepo world leader just casually thought closing the world economy for 2 years would have no fucking blow back

>>21915047
>cuts after bite
why are they all fucking this up?

>>21915436
> bonged out
I hope that makes the food better bro

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>>21915495
They have those. I just saw them on the menu.

Got back with our bags of food.

>>21915567
Waiting for the reviews

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Here's the entire order.

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>>21915569
The quick review?

I feel sick now.

>>21915570
>he didn’t order the signature burger

What a failed order, lmao

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There used to be this troll who would tell me "you onlye poste faste foode!"
He'd have a field day now that I'm actually posting fucking fast food.

>>21915567
you onlye poste faste foode!

>>21915574
I don't know what that is. Maybe I missed out. I used to eat at Wendy's as a young drunk when everything was a dollar.
I'm not paying any $9 for some fancy drive-through burger.

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This is gross. It's like hot sauce mixed with runny mayonnaise.

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Fish sandwich looks pretty good. I should have started a separate thread for this.

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I'm only eating half of this. We're sharing stuff anyway.

>>21915581
> separate thread
No, please keep it contained here desu

>>21915583
I’m enjoying the photos

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A word on fast food fries.
I don't know how you doordash people do it. The Wendy's is a 7 minute drive out of town, so within ten minutes we were eating it. The fries are cold and fucked.
They're good eating IN the dining room or the car. But waiting for some gig driver to bring it to your house?? No, I don't see it. I wouldn't even get fries if I did this again.

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I don't know which is which with these interchangeable burgers. I see onion.

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A different hamburger here.

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This appears to be a 'double' of some sort.

>>21915592
Oh, I see that's a fried chicken patty on that one.

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This is not bad. But like everything else it's already cold. That's on me though. I just don't understand how anyone could ever order this shit delivered. Imagine paying extra, a lot extra, for the food to be this cold. LOL

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Well, I sampled most. And already I feel fucking sick like I'm going to barf. But I still want to eat more.
It's like when I ordered that stuffed crust pizza that one time in the godbless thread and the sauce was burning my mouth and gums with acidity, and yet I kept eating.
This food is designed to make you crave it. I don't actually feel endorphins released like other people must. This isn't even food to me. But once it's in me I want more of it.

I just feel dirty. Like I want to do a cleanse and then eat vegan whole foods and water for a week.

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I'll have some of this. I could re-fry the fries in a skillet.

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I don't think I can eat this. I think I'm already done.

The pineapple agua fresca is really awesome. I think it's great that they offer something like that. It's sparkling, which I didn't expect. But that's good. That's basically all I drink besides water; just sparkling water with a splash of 5 calorie cranberry cherry cocktail on ice and a wedge of lime or lemon.

>>21915604
Tapped out already?

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Carbs are fucking nasty to me anymore. I don't know how people do it. And they make me super thirsty. Whenever I have pizza or stuff like this I just chug water because my body needs more for some reason. Maybe it requires more to process it. Maybe it really does "soak" up everything, leaving me depleted. Any biology science people out there who know?

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I put some of the leftovers together to make this. But I can't eat any. I need to lay down now. This is no way to live. And people do it every day. Some people eat two fast food meals every day. It's expensive and it's not good and it makes you feel bad. So what's the upside?
I think my palate is just adjusted to good things and this stuff doesn't work on me anymore. I was really hungry and the whole eating experience with this was just bad. Lukewarm, greasy, poofy, bready nothingness food made of chemicals and preservatives.

Maybe with enough bonging this will be tasty out of the microwave tomorrow.

Also, the dog turned away half a nugget. What does that say about the quality (or even identifiability as meat) of the chicken?

>>21915614
Drink some fucking water and gain some balls

>>21915625
Balls? As in courage? How am I lacking that/those?
If you like fast food that's fine. But I'm not a coward because I don't.

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>>21915625
> eat the slop
> c-coward
What a strange thing to say

This thread was funnier without the attention whore

>>21915570
I don't think you can get that much food at McD or BK for that price without some kind of bloatware on a phone.

The $7 combo especially seemed like a good deal. Or the fact that you can get two sandwiches for under $7.

I won't go back, but I'd sooner recommend them over McDs. Bk has the Whopper though and I like that more than anything I tasted tonight.

Posting from laptop in bed BTW. Still queasy. I normally don't eat until about this time of night, and it's usually just meat and veggies. I have a pot of really good cabbage vegetable soup from homemade chicken stock. I don't know why I did this.
I guess because I saw this thread. Wistful for my early twenties and getting loaded on whiskey and beers and getting a bag of burgers for $5. Those were the days.

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>>21915650
I offered to make a separate thread. And this thread was never funny.

I didn't mean to make all of you fatasses feel bad for eating fast food. Clearly I've offended some sensibilities in here. And for that I'm sorry.
I'll be back to making steaks in my own thread tomorrow and you can have your fast food worship threads without my interference.

>>21915655
Corporate shilling + coping and seething is apparently the entertainment desired lol

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>>21915657
I'm unwittingly the shill here. I spent $30 on the shit and it doesn't look half bad. I admitted that this thread inspired me to do it.
I'm just as much a part of the problem even if I wrote my honest feelings (physical included) on the matter.
But it's part of the world we live in. I see people lined up around every single fast food station in town all day every day. I feel like I must be missing out on something.

Well, lol, I discovered just what I've been missing all these years. DISCOMFORT

>>21914923
When did this happen? I don't remember what his YouTube channel was called or id look it up.

>>21915166
The Mayor of Minnesota was filmed eating whatever slop Somalis eat and he looked like he was going to puke after the first spoonful while giving a thumbs up. Then he just started mixing the food around in his bowl. He also didn't swallow the food he had it in his cheek lol. I think his name is Jacob Frei or Frey.

>>21915558
It's marketing to retarded zoomers who are obsessed with jump cuts and tiktok. I don't doubt these CEOs find their food repulsive and don't swallow the food but it's a smart marketing move.

>>21915434
Don't get the LARP-onator. 6 pieces of bacon which are actually 3 pieces cut in half soggy under cooked pieces of shit. Just get a Dave's double.

>>21915573
No shit retard, you just ate 32 dollars worth of Wendy's. Also you said you don't each sugar yet you got two sugary drinks and I'm sure you had ketchup and mayo on all that shit. Fucking lying stoner faggot.

>>21915583
Stop saying "we". We all know you're some slob who used your mom's debit card to secretly door dash fucking Wendy's.

>>21915608
He's lying, he ate it all. Also ruined the fucking thread. Fuck that anon and fuck this board.

>>21914799
problem with the mcdonald's vid wasn't that the guy looked like he didn't like the burger, the problem was he looks like a fucking turbo nerd eating lunch alone in his little sweater. doesn't help that he keeps calling it a "product" instead of a burger, like he can't help coming off like a lizard person. meanwhile the burger king ceo looks like a chad willing to get his hands dirty in the kitchen, sleeves rolled up and wearing an apron while yucking it up with the staff. it was unironically the perfect counter.

wendys shit is weak and clearly didn't understand this difference. also the burger looks pathetic, they were probably going for some "authenticity" angle but their burger in the vid looks worse than the ones some black zoomer throws together for me at the wendys near my house

>>21915655
You had over 30 dollars of slob slop delivered and you're calling others fatasses? Don't post here ever again. You type like some faggot redditor. Go back.

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lol, the retarded troll is mad and wrong again.

>>21915846
I didn't eat nearly half of it. I got one drink, the agua fresca, which doesn't have sugar. The ketchup on my plate is the sugar-free ketchup (with the black man on it, as someone always points out) I always use.

>>21915849
It was a we. Three of us ate the food and two of us went to get it. Did you not read anything? I said Doordash would have been even worse.

>>21915854
haha! I don't understand why you don't like me. I posted a lot of high-effort OC; plenty of images and reviews of the food. Others enjoyed it. Why can't you?
It seems like you're leaving now. Buh-bye!

>>21915861
Again, troll, I put in the order from home and then WE drove to pick it up. Seven minute drive. I'm going to keep posting here for the rest of time, fuckface. I'm sorry you don't have the attention span to read more than two sentences at a time. You should probably go "back" to wherever "back" is yourself.

I'm the Mayor of /ck/ now. I've declared it. And nobody beats me.

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So now that I've re-bonged with some some Gorilla Glue #4 I'm going to reheat these in the air fryer.

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This is maybe the fifth time I've used this in seven years.

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Not too shabby. I've got to say, Wendys' food is much better when it's actually hot.

This has been Fast Food Diaries. The first and last chapter.
Thanks for watching. We'll resume our regularly scheduled broadcasting tomorrow.

>>21915964
Based food enjoyed blasting the trolls who will never expose themselves and can only jeer from the sidelines for fear of mockery.

You ate that slop and for that you deserve a stomach pump and accolades. You describe exactly what it feels like trying that nasty crap. I pray for your recovery.

>>21914794
Even the burger they made for the fucking president of the company looks like shit

>>21915986
Yeah, online mockery is totally meaningless. We're anonymous. Nothing posted against us can hurt us. There's no reason not to "expose ourselves" except out of laziness really.
I wouldn't wear my weed pants and pig out on Wendy's burgers on Facebook or anything. That shit is for squares.

>>21915800
Joey's world tour
he didn't die just stopped posting videos. probably realized he was going to die if he kept it up

Not a single one of these dudes has shown a continuous shot of them swallowing the burger lol

>>21916139
most videos online now are designed to grab the feeble zoomer attention span, which is like 10 seconds or less. if they did swallow it probably had to be cut for time.

>>21914773
That rat bastard shut down two of the three Wendy's locations near me. The only one he left open is the shitty one with the shitty manager who leaves his drinks machine broken so that people can't get their own refills. One time the fucking asshole put sugared syrup in place of the diet and nearly killed me (I'm diabetic). Yet THAT's the "profitable location" that the corporation chose to reward by keeping it open.

>>21914855
Imagine her poos

>>21915153
>>21915083

I don't think so.
I remember his Mongolian Chicken review in his car. He loves moist things. Remember when you were a kid? Mpmmmrrmph-chompchomp!

>>21916137
I just checked. He made some videos a year ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nSeO8O1h-M

>>21916203
his last video was almost two years ago. he used to do videos at least once a week. dude checked out a long time ago

>>21916210
But he's not dead.

This feels forced. Like they're all got together and came up with some publicity stunt.

>>21916203
What is this guy? I knew a few people who looked like him. Kind of red. Some mix of South American or something? Just a kind of homely white guy who is in the sun a lot? What's going on there?

>>21916271
he's hispanic

>>21914799
>I need to consult a random oriental to gather his opinion before I formulate my own

>>21914781
that's what these faggots get for hiking already expensive prices AND shrinking portions down at the same time, their sandwiches used to be big and they're pathetic now.

>>21914780
I for one welcome out new clown CEOs, let them dance for our amusement .

>>21915013
Imagine that being your takeaway from this, you are utterly ridiculous.

>>21914794
I tell you what: I've been cravin' a Single ever since this was posted.

>>21915581
Their fish sandwich is ok, and good for Friday's, but can't top McDonald's, probably because of the tartar sauce. If McD's ever sold that stuff in grocery stores, I'd probably eat fish the rest of my life. Pope would luv me.