Give me one night and 14 bottles of that top self shit and this is how Imma end up https://files.catbox.moe/pk38mw.jpg

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Ellsee!

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I can. That's all I'll say.

First for jade!

>>152626923
limeblood cheeks......

>>152626930
no you cant. you're too much of a sweetheart and would fall in love easily and before you know it shes commanding you and you're obeying.

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>>152626953
Nah I can match. You can't hold me down!

>>152626964
Dave....

>>152626966
THE otp

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Read my comic that I updated today. Do it for her
https://mspfa.com/?s=65992&p=1

I think I did alright. I can consider this my first editing project.

mega.nz/folder/HVEWzaRB#kp8PFx1gTd8T3pYtAkTFUg

>>152627247
Nicee

>>152627247
now this is what i call canonical editing tight there anon, nice work

its a bit out of sync and you deffo shouldve used multiple single claps instead of a long clip of claps but this is hot af so its excusable

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>>152626930
here. take this shitty drawing of eridan kissing anons hand

>>152627345
shit made the canvans too big

>>152627318
>but this is hot af so its excusable
you people get off of two atoms interacting with eachother at this point

>>152627365
just say you're a fag and move on anon

>>152627345
awww thank you anon!! thats so cute!

Sorry i havent been drawing much, i feel like i have art block rn.

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last thread i said id read the act mspfa and desu its not as bad as i thought

its decently well drawn and the plot had me hooked but it made the awful decision of fitting walls of nothing burger convos just like act 6, i mean several pages had both a dialog box and a pesterlog box and said perterlog box had 4 sometimes 5 pesterlogs in it! (all made with very good css/javascript tho)

and that last flash was honestly great but it made me think the project had ended despite it saying it was re-started. last post on their tumblr says that there were supposed to be another 444 pages to the projects (to add up to 888 ig) but that was on march 2021

kinda sad to see a project like this die with a bang like that and not finishing, i truly wonder what happened

tedtalk over, thx for ignoring/reading

>>152627281
>>152627318
Appreciated! Also I was gonna do that. But it seemed more effort, so I just made it match instead. Glad you liked it.

>>152627376
its a 3 second video and you cant even see any ass so its all in your imagination. woman-likers like you are all hornballs

>>152627345
So cute! Thank you!

>>152627471
>woman-likers like you are all hornballs
thanks for confirming your faggotry anon

>>152627465
you should made the clap sound softer. its too loud

>>152627479
i like womens and boys. i just know good goon material and this didnt have the effort behind it. its anons first time edting.

>>152627465
https://files.catbox.moe/f8jem0.mp4

here, singular claps almost basically synced, was actually some entertaining to make

good reason to dust off after effects

>>152626889
>QOTT: Could you match Mom Lalonde's freak?
No. I am not a true businessman like dadbert.

>>152627081
I keep intending to read this and keep kicking it back, I should get to it before the page amount grows too large

>>152627081
She should be using that thing on me. Sexually.

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pretty... i would love to hang out with them.

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>>152628110
You might have those gold bloods fooled but kanny can see you for what you are.

>152628148
Whaaaaaat? I would never try anything with them. I just wanted someone to talk.

In preference someone that would not jugde me and was in the same mental retardation level as me. I would love to do the funniest nonsense freestyle with Tuna or Just discuss Coding with Sollux.
Kankri I would patiently debate morals and philosophy but oh my god i think i would had to shut him up and ask hi mto bake something with. He is so up his own nook I just need him to shup up and Listen someone for once.... Baking sessions while he is sushed would be nice...
Also maybe Karkat can be there to give Kankri a change of perspective. who knows.

>>152628256
i do love the idea that roxy is like a chronic feminine performer.

i love to imagine shes normally like a super calm/ calculating / somber person when shes alone and like studying and instantly puts on her girly routine in the presence of anyone.

and if there was a dating sim for her (A REAL DATING SIM), it would be about making her feel comfortable not being that way all the time. WHether or not you want it to be a trans thing is up to you.

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raw and sensual.

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Bonus roxy because i love her equally.

she is made for dave and john to bang.

>>152628256
Some people don’t know that personalities are real and people act that way naturally without deciding to (because they gave up on their personality)

>>152628379
This but me, myself and I

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Well, why not share a tastful cosplay to go with the mom posting

>>152628455
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

someone should write smut greentexts again

>>152628256
Dad Egbert immediately bagged her by telling her to stop the act because it diminshes her accomplishments and intelligence

>>152628538
>(You)
>See hot troll/Human
>Look at your clock, it reads fuck time
>You sex them
>Epic

there you go champ, jerk off.

>>152628455
good god i wish white women were real

>>152628455
>Lactoria.
Old friend.

>>152628604
A classy businessman can appreciate character flaws as it is human of course

>>152628538
I can but it would be shota john and dave banging mom. and not whoever you want.

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>>152628339

>>152629304
well go on. i'm waiting.

>>152629329
I always imagined that some part of rose, especially when she was a kid, would resent jade, because she represents a lot of the things rose wants to be. Helpful, friendly, things of that nature, or at least things she believes she *has* to be.

Lol and with my headcanon of jade developing early and being tall with substantial assets i bet she would mald even more.

>>152629342
>told to do it
>haha! i have an idea!
>type down a buncha bullshit
>its terrible.

I should never have opened my stupid mouth. Ill come up with something give me as while.

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FUCK. YOU. JOHN. STOP. DRESSING. LIKE. THAT. YOU. ARE. NOT. A. GIRL. YOU. WILL. NEVER. BE. A. GIRL!

>>152629467
that artist and design both fucking suck btw

>>152629773
I look like this and talk like this
>>152629467
#stop john abuse

>>152629773
Truly the life.

>>152629467
He enjoys his suffering as all homosexuals have a fetish for. I will stomp all fags who inject lgbt into homestuck and made me leave the homestuck team due to the homosexual agenda.

>>152630136
post proof you where on the homestuck team

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>>152630135
>>152630136
Why is there two of you now?

>>152629467
>cadetblu

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>>152629329

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>*bonks u*

>>152630190
I usually don't mind taboo content, but something about the art style makes it either less or more disturbing, pair with the extreme subject matter just urks me the wrong way.

>>152630562
not only is the artist a pedo but they made this specific june or john design to make sh and drug abuse animations

so yeah, its normal to be "irked" by this guy lol

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Goodnight hsg

>>152630871
sollux would wear one of those t-shirts with a suit printed on it

>>152629467
I wonder why Andrew’s fandom hate him so much!

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>>152627920
Alright, anon, if thats what you're into

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pesterlogged anon's posts from the other thread because it was beautiful

>>152626966
Hypno 8itch and nerd-boy.

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>>152630482
Rose gets titmogged by every woman she knows.

>>152626889
>QOTT: Could you match Mom Lalonde's freak?
Our freaks are incompatible, unfortunately. She's almost worth the attempt tho

>>152632322
It's funny because it was 2 anons (me included) who attempted to continue the original pester log green text between bro and Rose.

I'm really glad you liked mine (the first half) because frankly I feel as if mine didn't quite measure up in quality. Haha. Kudos to the other anon cause I feel they did a better job.

Thanks tho anon this is awesome as heck.

>>152632246
Thanks I came

>>152627081
I continue to be enchanted by Alva's triangular tits

>>152632246
Girls are gay, ‘cause they like pink.

>>152634184
Besides her big ass forehead her triangle tits are one of her best qualities

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>>152634305
Niggers hatin on a real wigga

>>152634308
The conversation around hip-hop is fundamentally flawed to death by the fact that hip-hop has been outclassed by electronic music with rap vocals for decades now.

>>152634511
It dont got tyler dobeit

does someone have that image of the upcomming makeship plushies?

i have no job and i only have enough money to buy one, but this stupid sudden eridan obsession has me thinking twice about not buying him. ahh fuck me and his stupid charm.

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>>152634651

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Finally named them

>>152634687
the one with the silhouette of the plushies you bastard. it had jade i think

>>152634750
I don't think we have a silhouette of the Jade plushie, it was only referenced in code

does anyone have that art of like dave calling nanna's ass fat while she bends over to pull a tray out of the oven? i think it was posted in a previous thread

>>152634795
Yeah, it was me. Here you go champ, I just woke up so I expect kisses and shit i dunno here.

https://files.catbox.moe/5hlr7d.png
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>>152634748
Your art is good, but the girl on the left is literally indistinguishable from Zhen.

>>152634748
Levi is peak

>>152634835
thank you!

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>>152634854
Sad, I don't know who that is. If they're from a fan adventure I have a few open but only started reading them. Realistically I'm not going to drastically change her design just because it looks like another character though.

>>152634835
Source???

>>152634990
Source by ME bro. jk just yanking your dick dawg, it was by an artist named abiesnot but he deleted his twitter, now he's focused on making Drinking Problem over on MSPFA.

>>152634997
hello abies

>>152634305
The only valid form of oppression

>>152634997
Do you have more of his art?

>>152634997
hello abies lets play nightreign

>>152635356
Yeah of course, the mega i put up is still here. sadly it's not all of it but i hope you can enjoy what's there.

mega.nz/folder/7VkjgahK#v04yU-1hUiWv9Qa-UY-Etg

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Mom would tease Dave till he flips his shit and goes in for the fucking and then she violently flip flops between being submissive and being dominating every like 2 seconds and it turns Dave in a lot.

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good morning hsg, hit this shit.

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>>152634651
>>152634750
Here's the Jade one.

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>>152635486
Well, I am a geek, after all!

*HHHFFFFFSLRRRPPPPPPPPP*

>>152635486
geek bar is so nortubel tier

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>>152635531
And preview of Karkat 2.0

>>152634950
Oh, see, now she's indistinguishable from Sia. Whatever, though. I love how smooth and slick your linework and shapes are. I'd put either of them to sleep.

>>152635467
Cute

>>152635544
this is exactly what i was talking about. now im in the fence about eridan and jade...

>>152635436
nta but thanks so much. this guys anatomy is insane and i must study it to become great

>>152635531
God I need a jade and Egbert plush and then I wanna make them KISS

>>152635669
and then buy the dave and rose plush and make them kiss!

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There should be more porn of her.

>>152635621
No problem anon. I know how important it is to reserve art. I love archiving stuff.

>>152635779
>Dave: Bro please stop snorting salt
>Dave: Brain brine doesn't give your beats a nautical flow

Alright, poll time. I forgot the last poll winner but we're going a complete new direction this time. Who gives the best blowjobs? featuring all the humans and trolls. I gave you the option to choose two. Don't waste them!

https://strawpoll.com/jVyG26Eq9Z7
https://strawpoll.com/jVyG26Eq9Z7
https://strawpoll.com/jVyG26Eq9Z7

>>152635772
A newgen girl I met at a con was telling me about how someone in her Hussie self-shipping group chat got kicked out for posting BroNana art constantly and not fawning over the Huss enough so there has to be some out there

>>152635822
What amazing discourse

>>152635822
Jane is chubby and fat girls always give good head and Porrim is a freak and enjoys sex for its own merits. Those are my main answers. Terezi strikes me as the kind who would be selfish in bed

>>152635853
its terezi.

>>152635822
Besides Terezi I imagine the fishy trolls would give incredible glub glub.

>>152635820

Dave shut the fuck up I'm sodiummaxxxing you wouldn't understand

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>>152635905
>Jane is chubby and fat girls always give good head
>Doesn't vote Feferi

https://strawpoll.com/PKgleKRlJZp

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>>152636000
Pussy eating btw

>>152636000
This is a good poll anon, thank you.

>>152635822
Terezi and Jade have my votes

Jade because she seems like she has 0 gagh reflex, and after dog tiering she can lap up with the best of em.

And Terezi is obvious.

>>152635822
Meenah voters, can I have your reasons, please?

>>152636000
Karkat and John. John because he is very kind and even if unskilled I'm sure he would pleasure me very well, he is an exceptionally empathetic person which probobly helps.

Karkat is with similar reasons, sharp teeth nibbling on thighs would be very cute.

>>152635969
>Dave: Your nostrils look like deli meat
>Dave: Like I gotta start talking in a mctalian accent whenever I look at you
>Dave:Ehh fohggetaboutid youse just givin yer frontal lobe kidney stones

>>152635822
Terezi is the clear victor, but I gave my second vote to Roxy.

>>>152636000
Rufioh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjh6kanequo

>>152636050
Yo the concerns that Terezi is selfish during sex. I think not. In fact Terezi is incredibly dependent. So while she would certainly worry about getting her enjoyment and would you with you. You neednt worry about being unsatisfied.

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>>152635822
Another Vriska L
Ily regardless baby

>>152636044

>>Dave:Ehh fohggetaboutid youse just givin yer frontal lobe kidney stones

KEK this really is a Dave line

>>152636107
She'd think she's really good at it, but she'd end up giving straight teeth.

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Shout out to the other person that voted Kankri, I'm glad you see my vision.

Question for the thread
When making Troll OCs do you incorporate their astrological sign personality stereotypes or do you ignore that aspect?

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Roxy could fix Dave.

I like to imagine Roxy just goes for it cause "wow he's soooo cute" and Dave fucking melts on her.

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Jake=Grandpa Harley are both womanizers, Eridan=Cronus are both sexual harassers, and Dirk=Bro are both abusers no matter what. I'm friends with the author, so I know what I'm talking about.

>>152636204
i'm so glad i don't care about shit like this anymore so i don't have to be in there to see and deal with the bullshit these people are saying

>>152636204
It's insane that Jake is getting slander because of shit grandpa did. That's a whole different person who led a different life. Bro didn't have Condy breathing down his neck and killing his loved ones and ruining his life every step of the way. Bro became the richest man on the planet and actually became the mega bad ass Jake could never be due to outside circumstances.

Sure he may be a bit of a womanizer but that's a fair trade off.

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Rose also confirmed freak since she liked Bro's puppet porn website. Who knew she approves of abusers and why she is with Ult Dirk now.

>>152636204
>>152636255
who the fuck is munroe anyway

If Hussie didn't say this with his own words, THEN I DONT FUCKING CARE

>>152636152
If you don't like getting the base of your dick bitten when getting some dome are you even a real man?

>>152636265
A mod on the Official Homestuck Discord and supposedly working on the Hiveswap game.

>>152636255
Ok rose *is* a freak. All strilondes are freaks. But I don't think she is entirely a fucked up freak to the same degree ult dirk is even as robo rose. Even tho she is in the wrong.

I could not possibly give a shit.

>>152636204
>>152636255
These bitches type the way gyaru sluts talk about shit they only get into in order to chat up their sugardaddies

>>152636186

Wow I love the idea of Roxy being really tall and lanky (Dirk too).

And then Dave and Rose are both these teeny weeny short kings in comparison.

>>152636186
Roxy would make Dave worse but not in a way he would hate it.

>>152636333
Rose is definently a super shorty.

What I imagine is that when she was a kid. she was the second tallest. Just barely taller than Dave at 13. But then of course Dave has a growth spurt and she's the shortest by far as at 16/adulthood.

And Roxy is taller than Dave but not Dirk who is by far the second tallest human, next to jade. I think they would be the same hight.

>>152636265
a filthy non-jujutsu sorcerer monkey.

>>152636359
At the very least it would be one hell of a night.

>>152636302
Hussie has the makings of a sugar daddy thanks to being a nepo baby and having all that hiveswap kickstarter scam money so your comparison isn't that far off.

>>152636000
>John first
>Sollux second
That's a lot of self-inserters and ovulating yumejoshis

>>152636468
JOHN IS CUTE AND NICE

>>152636279
Even then, half of what he says is straight bullshit anyway.

>>152636032
hey! eridan for the first time would feel like he would need to overcompensate and give pleasure until your toes curl,.

>>152636107
Vriska shouldn't feel bad. She's still the titfuck champion.

>>152636520
althrough john's little sweet giggles and ocassional jokes whiles hes eating you out are really cute

>>152636683
Kill the deltatroon inside your head

>>152636847
I've never played Undertale or Deltarune and don't know anyhting about them expect le funny skeleton

>>152636926
I could make her purr

>>152636933
shes mute

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>>152628294

>>152636683
HS and DR/UT fans trying to look down on each other has the same energy as online fights between indians and pakistanis

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>>152636186

I have this idea for a fic where Rose and Dave learn that Roxy (who is even more touch-starved than them) has no concept of personal space or of a boundary between platonic and sexual touching and having to navigate their own Complicated feelings around it.

>>152637018
>>152636977
the artstyle... i recognize it *insert terezi tonguing karkat drawing*

>>152636981
If she can breath she can pant

>>152637069
sooo do they cuddle with eachother? (please yes thats so cute)

>>152634835
meenah voters explain yourselves... i need to know your minds... what is the vision

>>152637263
...i dont see what nannadave has to do with meenah...

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>>152637283
oh shit, i responded to the wrong THING!!! I'M NOT WEARING MY GLASSES!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!
>>152635822

>>152637069
And she looks at people with fuck me eyes all the time on complete accident.

Mmm good fic ideas

>>152637341
Glasses bros unite!

>>152637263
I explained myself here >>152635929
I picked Meenah over Fefi because I feel Meenah would know her way around the act a LOT better.

>>152637377
okay, i feel this, i see the vision and am now concocting dozens of commission ideas

>>152637496
why is beforus karkat a famboy he looks so weird

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>>152637744
Read that as Farmboy.....I want a comic about Karkat's daily farm life now.

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>>152637066

>>152637799
>you will never rail Karkat until he moans like a bitch boi in the stables

>>152636265
new ipgd nickname

>>152636305
That's really cute and nice!

>>152637995
i know..... jades letter at the end of act 4 is one of the truest emotional gut punches in the whole comic. You can tell there was a special bond between john and jade, and how much she wanted to share the happy but lonely world she knew, only for it to be taken away from her. If anyone in the comic is stripped of her innocence by force its jade, and its really a shame.

In my fic, i will make sure to have a part where somehow someway john and jade are in a dream bubble prospit, so they can try and experience the fun together, as best they can.

Is there really a difference between Deltarune and Homestuck fans I really feel like they're essentially the same

>>152638048
They are

>>152638048
they are the exact same type of person, the only difference is that homestuck fans have been left at the sidelines of mainstream internet culture for a while while deltarune fans thrive, but in its own way thats a downside, because of how much negative attention it attracts.

>>152638021
whats the letter about? i forgot

I don't like eridan but I wanna lowkey take him out to a house rave, I think he would vibe to house music.

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>>152638091
Jade said she was real lonely being all alone on prospit and how she was so excited to meet john in the dream world and have fun on prospit.

and thats right after she fucking died, (dreamwise anyhow)

>>152638048
Their shit waifus. Our beautiful goddesses.
Their stupid faggotry. Our glorious faggot world.
Their generic furshit. Our tasteful tentabulges.
The difference is subtle. But any man of taste can smell the difference a mile away.

is vast error good?

>>152638155
No. The characters are sexy tho.

>>152638155
You must wade through an ocean of text walls and shitty quirks. Also it takes them a decade to get into the game.

>>152638125
she died at act 4? i remember the flash where prospit fell down and she slapped john awake. my memory is not fooling me right?

is it bad im considering davenanna as a serious ship

>>152635544
I beheaded my old karkat plushie cant wait to get 2.0

>>152638125
oh and i like to imagine she sat waiting for john at his tower, just hoping that one day they would be able to hang out together

>>152638155
Ellsee.>>152627247

>>152633029
don't sell yourself short, each and every one of you did an amazing job. it was quite humorous

>>152638242
Dream Jade dies from prospit falling. A dream self dying however doesn't have any negative effects on the original. So jade is "fine" but john has to see dream jades corpse and read her letter so it upset him just a little.

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wonder if anon got around to checking out the fics I linked him

>>152638362
oh okay im right. anyway i hope im not speaking into the void but, do you kin jade or want to be like jade in some way? i know i do.
its difficult to explain but jade is goofy and silly but when she wants to ge shit done she just does. and shes so cool for that. for example when shes talking to karkat, she uses passwords and makes him respect her in a way. when i was reading act 5 i was bambozled with how she made karkat and future karkat shut up and made him rethink what he was doing.

and the way shes always making plans or invoved in them. lets kill jack noir, lets hunt for frogs, etc.. shes actually putting in that work to make sure her team succeds. i wanna be like jade. jade is so cool. and the fact that she becomes the strongest beta kid is so empowering to me. its like all that work paid off. i hope you understand what i mean. i want to be like jade.

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>>152638404
>ynw talk about homosuck and trollsonas with gangle
why live

>>152638582
Aww that's really cute

>>152638582
not exactly someone who "kins" anyone. But i find much solace in her story. I relate to someone being isolated and lonely on a tropical island whose only refuge from that was the internet, and i also get having to keep up an act that your the happy go lucky girl just to keep up appearances, and i also get being volatile and everything just falling apart.

Its part of the reason my personal classpect is "witch of breath",

>>152629423
where's the greentext, anon...

>>152638766
i wont lie, said that shit and went to bed, i will be once again delaying it.

Bec Noir finding greater purpose in life than murder. Arranging his corpses and seeing which dogs have killed more artfully than him. 1 dog presents a squirrel and distracts him from the whole contest

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>>152638812
i'll wait patiently anon, thank you for your honesty

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>>152638142
Remember that this guy didnt cry when his father died btw

>>152638942
,for a series thats so dramatic not a lot of drama is spent on the concept of death. This is about the most anyone reacts to someone dying in the series.

>>152638718
this is kinda of a matter of perspective, when everitime things fall apart it just makes so that when she gets back its more inspiring to me.
many would say her emotional outburts are a flaw. but injust think thats habing backbone. and it also makes her feel human. jade might as well be my hero. i heavilly respect you and the way you so greatly use your great mind to analyse these character. hopefully as i write with my heart, and the bones and flesh of my hand speak my thoughts outloud i am not placing my headcannons on jade. our enviroments shape whi we are as people. undertale and the concept of determination shaped my mind. it made me want to keep trying. it made me want to live. i feel the same way about jade

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this artist makes me wanna kill myself. Im getting incest mogged by his fucking art.

>>152638251
He did call Jane "hot mom" multiple times so the potential is there. I'm not sure if he would fuck her granny form, but everything is possible with the power of teenage hormones

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>>152638942
Breathfags are just built different.

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>>152639053
also it would be funny since it'd basically be a mirror of roxygen in terms of "fucking your friends teenage mom"

i think dirk would be unironically VERY horny for grandpa, like acting like a weird teenage girl fan.

>>152639133
Strilondes have a fetish for age gap.

>>152639150
dave using his time travel powers to facilitate the 13yo x adult strilonde orgy.

>>152636683
>two indian men saying fuck you we dont like your kind here.png

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>>152639158
We need to know what was going on on Grandpa's island

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I saw this on twitter, do newgens that got groom on internet forums really do this?

>>152639746
>dumpster art style
Perverts with no swwag

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>>152639701
Grandpa did not kill himself

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https://mspfa.com/?s=56284&p=207

holy shit a space days update finally

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>>152640299
>https://mspfa.com/?s=56284&p=207
BASED BASED BASED BASEDB ABAWFBEFG

>>152640538
Sexy bird

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>>152640538
You think Liu liked miss washimi?

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>>152635822
These are the winners, woohoo. How do you guys feel?

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How do we convince drawfags to start drawing the Black Queen (harlequin form)?

>>152640299
I can't believe Liu is going to tear off Skye's face for taking his drink from the fridge.

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>cant transmit it to humans
What do Rainbow Drinkers even do?

>>152641482
suck mad dick and/or blood

>>152641482
why is that kid'w name tavros or tavvey anyway

Would you smash a genderbent gamzee?

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>>152641674
say less

>>152641674
id take it to the back of the shed and blow its head off.

>>152641699
only good thing to do with gamzee

Hey so I invited Dirk over to my place and he and I are having a decent time, we watched spongebob and eat some pizza, I showed him my gun collection and shot at some of the empty cans of soda we drank from, I think he is really coming around. He must've eat alot cuz he's been in the bathroom for the past 13 mins now. I'll go check on him, I'll give ya an update!

>>152641725
He shot himself.

>>152641699
And then you would have sex with gamzee

Rainbow Drinkers owe me sex. Everybopy should draw more Rainbow Drinkers right now.

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>>152641725
>when im having a good time showing my new buddy dirk strider of homestuck fame my cool gun collection but hear a bang followed by a thud come from the bathroom

>>152641725
>>152641737
>>152642272
he's fine..right?

Using Nepeta as a bed to recover my torn down muscles. She yowls when they involuntarily clench, but that’s part of the deal

>>152641674
On one hand, clussy. On the other hand, it's still Gamzee.

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>>152641674
Absolutely.

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Yiffy if they were freakin epic.

>>152642272
more like:
>*click*
>"dammit"
>*click*
>"dammit"
>*click*
>"dammit"
>*click*
>"dammit"
until he gets caught by anon

>>152642842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNJx-f37EII
I imagine he shoots himself when anon enters the room but dirk only knew guns from movies and now he has two holes in his cheeks

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Where is my Fortnite Collab Vibri. I want to force Dirk to dance for my amusement.

>>152641725
Plot twist: he's just having an impromptu bathroom gooning session.

>>152643272
impromptu bathroom cutting session.

ftfy

>>152643296
Dirk you better not be cutting yourself in there
and it cuts to dirk slicing watermelons in half in the bathtub
besides hes a hanging man not a cutting man

Guys what if

Okay here me out now

What if

Just try to follow me on this one

What if

Dirk was a mentally stable, healthy individual with a strong support network of friends and family and never tried to engage in acts of self-destruction or sadistic megalomania.

>>152643428
Then I wouldn't be sexually attracted to him anymore, I mean good for him I guess but....

>>152643428
swiss?

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>>152643428
In this timeline dirk becomes a comedian to fulfil his role as a prince of heart. He becomes the jester.

>You wouldnt want be hanging about for my next joke. Hell i'd be hanging if I didnt have such a great career in comedy. But I gotta cut to the next joke. A joke so good that will blow your mind out

Could the grand highblood defeat The Condesce?

>>152643611
It hinges on if the highblood could get so mad he couldn't be mind controlled

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>>152643611
Strength wise? Sure.
Actually? No. I think it'd end like Vriska vs Gamzee considering the Vriska Meenah parallels

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>>152642313
>>152641725

really wish people caught up with more elaborated histories based on dirk personality besides he being suicidle. I know the guy is not good in the head but I know he is way more than trying to kill himself. He likes movies, likes to program robots and softwares. He has a passion for his Alpha Guardian and respects him and he also likes to learn history. He doesn't have much profund knowleadge of humanity because most lf he had learned is surface level stuff because most of it (if not almost all was lost due of condense ruling and water flooding cities and civilization) he have learned is how bad things could be and where and how isolating stuff is. And never learned how to proper externalize his feelings in his process of growing up.

I think he deserves more. He deserves to be cared for and loved by the right person. God i Love Dirk so much.

>>152643921
>He deserves to be cared for and loved by the right person.
That person's name? Tavros Nitram