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Qott: Can you not?

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Damara - Kankri kid
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>>152668870
Good morning /HSG!/ Read this for more of my yapping!

And here is the first for john jade!!!
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Radical Chud
Mituna - Latula kid
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>>152668966
thats... thats terezi
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>>152668939
art so good it makes want to personally comee to the authors house. let them fuck my ass 20 times, make them breakfest in bed and marry them.
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>>152668939
I can can not but can't right now
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Yuck Mutant
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guys, give whoever the fuck this is a name.
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>>152669021
Brovol Navien
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>>152669021
weeble klorbo
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>>152669021
Larfle Leemao
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Fantrolls?
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>>152668939
>Qott: Can you not?
Yea
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>>152669021
Boolan Tompki
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>>152669021
Colero Bawsaq
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muskrat bard of breath (i dont care that its gender locked. genderlocked classes can kiss whatever set of genitalia is most offensive to you.)
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>>152669091
Put that tentabulge away
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>>152669091(me)
god tier
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>>152669091
Would, Like raw raw.
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is he a coolkid?
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>>152669128
Sunglasses are required
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>>152669091
Your a sylph of rage and we can all see it
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>>152669137
nahhh!

witch of breath forever!!!!
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>>152669128
Nigga named
Leevii Sharta
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>>152669145
You JUST claimed to be a bard you hoe
OOOOOOHHH NOW I"M REAL MAD GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT OR I'LL STRAIGHTEN OUT YOUR SHITPIPE FOR YA
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>>152669158
oh no this isnt my self insert oc. thats the one with the magenta hair. this is just a fantroll i like. And girl bards oughta exist!
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yall fucking or nah
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>>152668939
>>152669091
Breed filthy Rustbloods.
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>>152669212
she has a french accent and loves bishounen/ikemen characters
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>>152669198
Dim room, rose petals all over the bedroom, candle lit. Sensual foreplay body worship for 30 mins, and then SEEEEEEEEEEXXXXX. If I don't get bite and lipstick stick marks all over my body I'll cull her.
Aftercare, love bombing and snuggling, perhaps breakfast in bed tomorrow
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I do declare.
I miss my fantrolls. I never touch them anymore. Never write or draw. No energy or want anymore.
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>>152669178
Girl bards should have inverted codpieces
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>>152669316
girl bards are anal only
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>>152669021
Gorboi Tranch
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does anyone remember when the rose plushies were meant to arrive again?
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>>152669330
Nah they love giving oral
Publicly, usually
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Female Bards are literally meant to serve cock.
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>>152668966
Mating press
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>>152669267
is love bombing a good or bad thing? my friend tells me its bad but he might be autistic
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>>152669404
It's only a bad thing if you find it cringy or are some one that's awkward
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>>152669330
>this bitch>>152669091 rolls up to you with a bow legged stride
>forget cameltoe
>her pussy is EATING the crotch of her pants
>she's divot forward all up on you
>she just wants to inspire you
>you inspire a child in her
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>>152669287
Why not?
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>>152669429
extreme cameltoe is something she would do.

she is a freak loser so she would basically look anything to be sexually appealing other than take a shower and have good taste in anime.
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Digging through old fanart and finding memes from the lower Paleozoic on internet timescale.
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Are all female rustbloods weird losers and weebs?
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>>152669445
she doesnt shower? GIMME THAT
girlstink is amazing
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>>152669477
sorta,

thats what i was going for with her, a french weeabo loser who smells fishier than actual sea dwellers.
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>>152669445
I can look past a lot of thingsno I can't I'm a picky bitch but smells is one I draw a line at. The purplebloods can have her
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Post more troll OCs, especially if they're (You)rs.
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>>152669525
I'm going to cull you.
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>>152669477
The only rustboolds we've seen have been female and weird so kinda? Are all rustbloods female?
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>>152669429
>>152669445
OH. MY. GOD.
i had the best idea ever. instead of her pussy eating the crotch of her pants, the front of her pants IS a huge camel toe. it gives her pussy space. space for what? A LOT OF SEX TOYS.
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>>152669554
nah. i want her to STINK what are you going to do about it.
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https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1569858
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>>152669566
Fucking kill you
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>>152669559
I need visual examples of this
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>>152669567
plapplapplapplapplapplap
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>>152669588
look at gamzees cod piece in the picrel. now imagine it being in the shape of a pussy. and now, imagine that inside there are tons of vibrators and a dildo.

also i didnt mean to show this... expecific photo its to display the cod piece but the angle...
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>>152669567
Here's another I made
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1239591
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>>152669620
See the problem I'm having is imaging a concave, detailed fit but full of something. Wouldn't it just look like a vibrating bulge at that point?
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>>152669554
when the enderman looks at me
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>>152669631
as hussie says, a codpiece is not meant to EXPAND. but to give space to a guy to be able to pop a boner.

now translating that into a woman is different. but its the same idea, to let someone pop a boner with no worries about someone looking.
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>>152669630
Last one
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/112098

She wants a rival, it's lonely at the top.
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>>152669432
As I once told a friend, I'm not feeling it Mr. Krabs.
I've not felt it in a long time.
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>>152669683
See your wordplay is good but you apparently fail to understand the physicality of what you speak. What you describe is just a stuffed cod piece.
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>>152669567
>>152669630
>>152669688
Neat
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>>152669750
Fuck ass forehead. Made to receive kisses on it.
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>>152669749
yes. but its secrecy that im talking about. its supposed to leave things to the imagination. "is she masturbating under that cod piece or not?"
i think that would be the female equivalent
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>>152669832
I know manga paints them as stealthy but it's pretty obvious to anyone within a couple meters when a rotor or dildo is buzzing, doesn't matter how deep yo have it.
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>>152669801
Sadly nobody in hell wants to kiss her on her 5head
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Chubbyjane with her fat breasts
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>>152669875
No kisses but how about a swaffling?
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>>152669897
You tell me
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>>152669567
>>152669630
>>152669688
Can't draw for shit, so I guess this is the next best thing.
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>>152669869
what if.. she wants to get caught?
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shes trying her best, (it wont end well)
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>>152669475
things used to be simple
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>>152669683
ooooooh. i thought that was only for aesthetic purposes + because is funny.
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>>152669267
You know who else should get bite and lipstick marks all over him?
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>>152670034
he should have my hot sticky cum sprayed all over his face
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>>152669984
i like this.
imagine after john and jade have sex for the first time, the morning after she beams out of her bed to cook some breakfest. the ship already has food but she wanted to show affection and make john happy.

back at their bedroom john takes a glance at the food in front of him. he smiles before frowning.

is that? a fruit salad with a slight bit of pumpkin (jade had extra pumpkins so she decided to add them) next to his glorious pancake?

john tries to not vomit. veggies? seriously jade? she knows damn well he doesn't like them, despises it even. and hes right, she knows but the boy havent ate anything green since.. whatever how long! damn gushers..

he gives her a thumbs up as jade settles the plate on his lap and joins him on the bed. he doesn't want to made her mad, and if he bitches about vegetables that'll sure set her off. so what are you going to do now? try to.. eat around the vegetables, savoring the taste of the half-burned pancake jade made, knowing that at some point you'll have to return to face your fate against the vegetables? swear to god. not even having to get stabbed to in turn go godtier was this scary.
im out of ideas.
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>>152668939
cute feet
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Off with her head
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confession time: my friend really loves march eridan so i pretend to be march eridan for him sometimes
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>>152670323
straightest homestuck fan
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>>152668711
i didn’t really have any aspect in mind, so i’m curious as to why you feel void is a good option
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>>152670356
i just want him to like me! he said the only way he would ever like me is if i was march eridan
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confession time: I pour milk before my cereal
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>>152670440
I just eat the cereal out of the box
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>>152670413
would you be happy if he was considered your boyfriend?
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>>152670450
Olive blood behavior
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>>152670459
no NOT ROMANTICALLY! i just want to mend things between us and i found the only effective way i can is by being march eridan
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>>152670408
/hsg/ lore holds that void is the horniest aspect
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>>152668939
she is just like me fr fr.
>>152670440
understandable and there is nothing wrong with that.
I for once mostly eat cereal in an cup and not in a bowl.
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>>152670461
limeblooded, but you're right
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>>152670297
>>152670303
>>152669984
(all me)

oops, looks like jade isnt such a great cook after all. makes sense given her use of gadgets.
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>>152670323
Homosexuals like you belong on a cross
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There are straight men in this thread that would fuck this.....
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>>152670521
IM NOT GAY! I JUST PRETEND TO BE A FEMININE GUY FOR HIM SOMETIMES SO HE LIKES ME!!
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>>152670555
Bro you are so deep in the closet your address is in Narnia
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>>152670562
i dont want his romantic affection i just want him to care about me if i was gay then i would want his romantic affection
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>>152669984
>>152670297
>>152670303
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>>152670586
If you are even remotely serious you need to ghost him immediately for the sake of your own sanity
Adopting an alter ego just to get someone to talk to you is a prelude to much deeper mental trauma down the line
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I have a handful of things I need to draw but I hear the call of a siren song...
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>>152670637
>ghost him immediately
well i have no other friends so that just wont work
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>>152670684
draw his feet
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>>152670555
The march eridan miniskirt calls to him like the green goblin mask
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manifesting bbw aradia to lay on top of me while having her sagging breasts suffocating me.
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>>152670926
this but bbw terezi
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>>152670713
you dont see it but hes controlling you. before you know it needing to obtain attention to others will become an unhealthy-habit. so you must let go.
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>>152670926
>>152670962
this but manifesting vriska in maid dress with holy diver by dio cd and boombox to play it
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manifesting john egbert with a smile on his face and a some popcorn so we can watch a movie

and then maybe i can see how much he can pay attention while i suck his soul out.
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>>152671036
do you think he giggles while youre sucking him?
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>>152671036
Vriska...
Terezi...
Dave...
Roxy...
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>>152671036
is he a whimperer or a moaner
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>>152671036
i can be your john, anon! because im literally him
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>>152671159
show the god pijamas then
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>>152671170
...okay we may have a slight problem here... but i'm getting the shirt sometime later this month for a convention later this year!
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Reminder that they lezzed out moments later
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>>152671195
too bad they closed their windows and we couldnt see
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>>152670981
Based. But you're going against Dio's advice by talking to strangers, Anon.
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>IT HURTS
IT HURTS
>IT HURTS
IT HURTS
>IT HURTS
IT HURTS
>IT HURTS
IT HURTS
>IT HURTS
IT HURTS
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>>152671251
Looking inside of yourself
You might see someone you don't know
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>>152669984
>>152670297
>>152670303
I think Jade would be a really good cook cause she lives alone but would probably cook no frills barbarian tier food because she's always busy sleeping or hunting or messing around with her gadgets
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>>152671036
>>152671065
This could be almost anyone from homestuck to be honest, dorky dick just hits that hard
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>>152669475
I miss this meme so much it's unreal
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>>152669525
whats girlstink like
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>>152671331
Waiter! Waiter! More Bro Strider angst, please!
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>>152671060
>>152671120
John is a whimperer. He is embarrassed to moan because it sounds slightly girly, but if you press his buttons the right away he loses it and instinct takes over, but he doesn't actually have the instinct to take control and fuck your face properly so he just squirms around as he cums and whines between moans and breaths.

>>152671446
So true bestie.
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>>152671440
I think she isnt a good cook because she uses the cookalizer and never learned to cook food the normal person way

She isn't an oblivious bad cook like an anime girl where she forced you to eat her crap, in fact she beats herself up about it and John is the one to try to cheer her up. Mostly cause he can't cook either.

Davesprite however *can* cook. Not from experience he's just good at following instructions. And even if he couldn't nana sprite is also there.
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>>152668939
i need her….
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>>152671772
how do you think he does aftercare?
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sometimes my older brother makes me a special drink and when i wake up i feel funny
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>>152671836
I'm the one after caring *him* because he gets overwhelmed easy and he's worried he didn't much. He basically turns into a desperate puppy when he's in the zone and that also embarrassed him.

And probobly give me big hugs hehehehe

John Egbert hehehehehe *drools everywhere like a stupid idiot*
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>>152671885
holy self-indulgence of doom you probably got a boner from imagining that.
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>>152671922
Hahaha

This is why being an artist is great cause instead of my mind turning into mush because of this I can channel it into something constructive like art.
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>>152671598
I like how flexible and up to interpretation the ship is desu. some art makes it comedic, some angsty, some awkward, some badass, some hot, some a multitude of the above
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>>152671949
It's kinda crazy to think that the best brodave content is made by people who would absolutely dispise you for enjoying the ship.

And people who actually do love brodave usually make fujo slop
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>>152671992
Extremely funny saying that, since the artist I posted is one of those people which probably ain't helped by basing it off actual experiences with his dad
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>>152671331
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Can I get some fuckin Dave art without the abuse goddamn
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>>152671195
*desperate to hit voice*
What's up ladies? How's the motion of the ocean?
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Dude, check the news. It doesn't matter what channel.
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>>152671937
but here is the thing.. i never seen you drawing your self-insert doing anything to john.
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>>152672170
Why is it that whenever anything like this happens, people feel the need to post it in a thread? Can't comprehend that
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>>152671036
are you a gay or is this a yumejoshi situation?
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>>152672207
Hussie just decided Kanaya is canonically trans
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>>152672325
>canonically

nah, vibri had to come out and say none of it is canon and just fluff for the lolz because half the fandom just (rightfully desu) shat itself lol
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>>152672325
...I actually thought you were referring to shit on the news. I'm a retard.
Anyway why tf did it take so long for that art to be posted? I thought the resident lurker in that server who browses this place would've posted it already
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>>152672325
proof?
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I still can't figure out what the fuck is Vibri's deal.
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>>152671885
Holy yume thirst. Have you thought that maybe you just want someone whos affection starved to cling onto you?
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>>152672433
It does feel weird how someone who hasn't been known in the fanbase at all to the same extent of james roach, aysha or even kate is just hussies right-hand man and we are all supposed to accept that
shits weird
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>>152672307
Idk what these words mean, I think I heard someone say them before on Twitter.

I have a major shotaro complex. I draw boys of all flavors. And I don't care about anything else.
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I thought jadebloods could only be biologically female?
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>>152672450
Give her a needy robot.
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>>152672457
r u a dude or a chik thats what im askin
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>>152672455
Just cosplay Vriska, it's that easy.
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>>152672461
hahaha no. all the trolls as we know them are 8iolo6ically male. the mother 6ru8 is actually the only female troll, hence why she is the only one to 6ive 8irth. Trolls are very sexually dimorphic. Plus, there's this zesty fa66ot and he exists.
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>>152672418
none

close down the shop because its just hussie drawing fanservice slop that happened to piss off hstwt retards with fragile egos (their 1000% real headcanon wasnt drawn you guys)
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>>152672541
>She doesn't know how to handle this
Guys, do you think this is a cry for help from Hussie.
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>>152672531
oh hey i made you a gift. do you wanna know what it is now or later? im going to sleep now lololol
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>>152672570
they got hussie tied up and chained to a wall, if he doesnt draw requested slop he'll be shot
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>>152672596
sure. sooner is ALWAYS 8etter than later. i hate anticipation... so show me! 8D
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>making my favs trans to earn brownie points rather than because of any themes that were worked into their background but also if you get mad its just a joke you silly billy

As a trans man this shit feels more insulting than if they called me troony kid toucher who eats babies the third. At least then I'd become president of Israel.
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>>152672621
nanah i cant show it right now dummy..im going to sleep! but its a drawing of your oc.
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>>152672652
on one hand admitting that flat out is kinda based, but at the same time basically askin to be spammed with 41%
but yeah, shit is stupid but anyone with enough of a brain can tell that it's just attentionwhoring and people pleasing
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>>152672664
darn, well i 6uess i'll have to SUFFER and wait until i can see it unfortunate. anyways, 6oodni6ht <3
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>>152672652
Fr
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>>152672652
oh youre a trans man? welcome to the team brother! *tips hat in upmost respect*
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>>152672450
well yes, i do want that, but i also wanty john egbert. because hes awsome and cool. I think hes the best and i respect him.

And overall just a 10/10 boy.
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>>152672652
>trans man
????????

why would you EVER actively WANT to not only be:
- a man (being a guy fucking sucks)
- even more oppressed (being trans just gives you a leg down why would you want that???)

like being a woman is so much better than being a man it's ridiculous. you get TONS of social benefit. i can't fathom choosing to be a man for basically any reason
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It's dat time again.
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>>152672652
you seem cool thumbs up to ya!

>>152672679
nahh its not suferring, my arts not that good that you need to suffer. bye <3
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>Tridesert again
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>>152672723
I will use my spell card MULTIPLY! in order to reproduce them!
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>>152672709
im positive in general!
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a date on prospit has to be like the most romantic thing ever.
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>making characters trans
>not doing it to eridan
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Homestuck and affiliated media?
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>>152672797
This
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>>152672788
>Karkat could've had this with Terezi, but he was a stupid teenager
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>>152672797
This.
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>>152672806
i should draw that.

after of course i do john jade first.

>>152672797
on a a scale of 1-10 on the "trans making sense for character" where does eridan fit. i have seen no one argue it in good faith before.

(for reference i would put june at like a 3 at best)
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hstwt try no to shit itself challenge
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>>152672797
they did do that. and its called coolscar. but you guys are haters and didnt enjoy what we had
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no seriously why would anyone actively CHOOSE to make themselves more marginalized ? more likely to be hate crimed ? you should keep that shit locked down deep , deep, deep inside of you so you aren't anymore oppressed than you probably already are . unless you're uber-rich , white , and probably some other stuff too, then i guess .

>>152672847
>>152672797
>>152672805
>>152672836
why would eridan be trans ? idgi
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>>152672005
actually, the irony is rather fitting, no?
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>>152672034
abuse and grappling with toxic masculinity is all dave is to some.
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Sex with robots.
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>>152672895
Most trannies dont believe its a choice. Its to them an unavoidable fact they have to embrace. Have you considered the idea they are insane and irrational? (hormones and surgeries also carry a heavy sunk cost)
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>>152672920
Even in skate boarding bro is still trying to abuse dave. David is not a half pipe
>>152672034
You got it. I just realized like all the dave art posted on hsg is either Incest, Shipping, or Abuse
i have barely ever seen dave be a COOL GUY™
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>>152672895
Cuz u dont choose u fucking retardo
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>>152672981
i dont think people want dave to be actually cool. they want to woobify him like they do for john and jade. and turn him into someone who needs to be saved by a girlfriend or boyfriend.

Him having aura is bad for his development.
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>>152672971
no , i haven't considered that . it would answer a question or two , but i'd rather give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they aren't inherently mentally ill . though , it is an option .

>>152672986
i agree that you can't choose how you feel , but you CAN choose how you present . if you present yourself as transgender, you will be inherently seen as an outsider . why someone would go out of their way to present themselves as transgender , even if they are internally , makes no sense to me .
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To this day, I still do not know what the Auspice Quadrant means.
Can someone explain it to a dummy like me what exactly that quadrant is and what the third person is supposed to be doing?
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>>152673028
THATS NOT HOW BEING TRANS WORKS YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER
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>>152673091
Karkat stop being woke they wont let you be a threshecutioner like this
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>>152673060
It's a throuple where one party is explictly there because the other two would kill each other without the third's meddling
Now, if you're still following me, none of this is sexual, but it is romantic, as in it's a formal relationship and feelings are involved.
The really perplexing part is that this is the only quadrant that's supposed to be a temporary arrangement. It will end as soon as the two stop wanting to kill each other.
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>>152673060
It's getting off to being a third wheel
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>>152673138
Hussie wanted to make a card suite themed romance system. Had hearts and spades easily figured out, kinda flubbed it for diamonds, and completely gave up for clubs.

auspisticing only works for designated cuck characters like kanaya.
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>>152673091
i see . so how does it work then ? from my knowledge , it's simply someone being uncomfortable with the sex they were born as , and subsequently deciding to change their gender orientation to match their internal feelings . why don't they just . . . not do that? don't they know they will be oppressed ? i simply can't understand their rationale .
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>>152673012
shit nophono cares about
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>>152673028
>>152673178
Not relevant to your post but why the fuck do you put a space before and after every punctuation mark?
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Tf did I come back to?
Look. The only trans characters I can live with are Cody and Meat Roxy (Even tho she is going back to a fem lifestyle which confuses me since he is a man now, I hate the horseshoe shit of transgenderism). June? Yeah right, to hell with June.
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>>152673218
i saw the guy with the 86 typing quirk , and assumed that was simply the norm here ? it was supposed to be akin to a typing quirk . is that not what we're doing here? if not, i can stop. i was merely trying to make myself seem more approchable and friendly, whilst fitting it in the general culture
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>>152673178
>people want to live as the person they are without having to hide it
>why dont they just not do that?
GEE I DONT KNOW FUCKASS
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>>152673158
Clubs would've been more fun as an instigator than a counselor since pale already feels like a counselor role. It's a dark relationship, shouldn't it be a more middling feeling of aggravation between three parties where they poke and prod at each other to be agitated? Hell, the element OF the three and the potential to jump to two can offer interesting vascillations.

>three trolls in ashen quadrant, all mildly antagonistic to each other
>one of the trolls vacillates into fullblown hatred of the other, the third leaf of the ashen falls ass first into pale to try moderating the position back
>or the fullblown pitch throes turns the third wheel from the former ash relationship into flushed feelings for whoever they find the most dominating and attractive in the pitch situation
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>>152673252
The 86 guy is widely known as a faggot attention whore, wouldnt recommend imitating him, but if you want to by all means do it, I just got curious
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>>152673178
well...that's why they are making movements to not be oppressed. like how black people did for themselves
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I dont like transgenders cause like 70% of them are weirdos who try and fail to larp as nepeta i despise dog or cat girls larpers so much
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>>152673259
i can comprehend your point, but it still doesn't explain why they'd be open about it. it seems like it'd only be asking for trouble

>>152673274
it'd actually be more interesting, i think, if on Beforus, Clubs was conciliatory and on Alternia it was instigatory.

>>152673293
i see. that makes sense, but i can't understand, even then, why they don't simply hide their true selves until it is socially acceptable, to minimize their social ostracization.
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>>152672981
>Even in skate boarding bro is still trying to abuse dave. David is not a half pipe
pffthahaha
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Doc Scratch is better than Lord English.
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>>152672034
careful what you wish for
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>>152673317
>if on Beforus, Clubs was conciliatory and on Alternia it was instigatory
That'd be a great demonstration of how different Beforus was outside of Doc Scratch's influence, I was really disappointed when we did finally get to learn about Beforus that things like the quadrant system and how the trolls were raised were pretty similar to Alternia.

Honestly I'd have thought Lusus was a Doc Scratch invention to further push the violent feral children growing up on hellmurder planet and Beforans were actually raised by their Cullers (and for highbloods raised likely by another of their caste who was older to teach them stewardship as they grow up).
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>>152673274
If the ideal is to have all four quadrants filled simultaneously, dating five people at once is a lot of work
I like the idea that clubs is a parking spot for people who don't arouse emotion high enough to make it to the other three quadrants. Potentially it's the quadrant for rivals: not enemies, not friends, but something else
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>>152673091
BASED WOKEKAT
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I wish more people like Karako and Marvus but Friendsim fucking poisoned that well and now they're toxic.
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>>152673317
>why they don't simply hide their true selves until it is socially acceptable
If everyone hides, it will never be socially acceptable.
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>>152673239
I only accept pronouns on a fair sex trade basis. Which means if I respect your pronouns you owe me sex.
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weird thread tonight ladies and gents
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>>152673410
Iran, BLOW UP THIS FUCKER RIGHT
N O W
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i think i will becomedetrans at this point. i don't fucking know why i feel so shitty.
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>>152673478
Ultimate Dirk would applaud you for that.
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>>152673447
Did you know that in the islamic republic of Iran they force homosexuals to undergo gender transition so that they become straight? It's easy to pass in a burka.
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what if we all became trans but ironically
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>>152673502
SERBIA FUCKING LAUNCH EVERYTHING ON THIS ANON RIGHT
N O W
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>>152673494
now i wanna be a tranny even more then. not gonna let that guy the satisfaction.
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>>152673507
Stop trying to make the gay singularity happen
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>>152668939
whiteboard link
https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95793643-8724-6569
https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95793643-8724-6569
https://r9.whiteboardfox.com/95793643-8724-656
magma
https://magma.com/d/6kUKhoRG1l
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>>152673525
Dead Ghost dirk (Candy)Not Jake's mind Dirk) Would applaud you for that
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>>152673507
If everyone is trans...
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>>152673589
We'll finally have the rigid gender roles everyone's been complaining about for the last 50 years?
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>>152673608
People don't know what they want anymore and once they got it, they'll find something to bitch about it
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Seadwellers are so hot.
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Watching a video that started shitting on Gamkar and I'm getting so mad I have to look at clown kissing angry troll.
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>>152673749
>shitting on Gamkar

good, ship so forced i could die
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>>152673769
Hey fuck you buddy
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>>152673791
my bad for not liking plot device x karkat anon
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>>152673791
whats more appealing if kar fixes gam or gam is still totally evil.
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>kanaya when she has to fight someone who isn't looking away from her
>she loses
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>>152673849
very common Kanaya L
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>>152673849
Growing up is realizing that Kanaya is not a good person and a B tier character
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>>152673849
>ranged vs melee
come on now that's unfair
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>>152673060

It's just the mediator between a blackrom couple so that they don't do a pirouette off the fucking handle and go on a murder spree. Kanaya was this for Vriska and Eridan back when they had a black fling. The conciliatory half of the quadrant is basically just about avoiding crashouts because Trolls are murderous psychos in general, which is something the fandom routinely forgets, which is also why nobody seems to remember that moirails aren't "bffs forever", it's about someone essentially acting like the AA sponsor to someone whose liable to burn and pillage if they don't have a minder. Equius and Nepeta were a fairly good depiction of the actual role of moiraillegiance, but not of a typical friendship understood in human terms.

Hussie actually depicted the quadrants fairly straightforwardly, at least in act 5, but the fandom being what it is continuously, even to the present day, kept misinterpreting it or taking the opinions of other fans and running with it until you've got a whole broken telephone situation of people basing all their opinions on Trolls and Troll culture on the third-hand takes on people who may not have even bothered to read the original description of the quadrants in the comic itself.

This is emblematic of quite a lot of things in Homestuck you will find.
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I'm glad Zionists are drawing more HS art
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>>152673749
Gamkar would have been canon but Hussie decided everyone should just leave the crack addict going through withdrawels alone forever for some reason because his moirail paying attention to him wouldn't have been subversive enough.
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>>152673849
How I know this timeline's been fucked and never was fixed:
>the Ancestral karmic wheel is broken several times instead of fulfilling its full turn
>Eridan should get killed by Kanaya, as Dualscar assassinated the Dolorosa
>but Eridan should have through karmic right killed Gamzee for Dualscar's death at the Grand Highblood's hands
>Terezi should have killed Vriska and it was initially the correct thing to do to repay Redglare's death
>Vriska killing Tavros reflects the Summoner having to kill Mindfang
>Karkat technically sent Equius to his death which almost fulfills the karmic price to Darkleer executing the Signless
>Feferi wasn't killed by Aradia to reflect HIC killing the Handmaiden
>the Helmsman technically wasn't killed by a troll, therefore exempt from the karmic murder wheel being satiated
>the Disciple wasn't killed by a troll, also exempt from the karmic murder wheel
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>>152673987
TL;DR

ERIDAN SHOULD HAVE KILLED GAMZEE. GOD PLEASE.

Theres like 2 changes i would make to homestuck. Number 1 is make spider8reath engame. the second is make eridan kill gamzee and redeem himself or something or other.
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Imma say it. Karkat should've died as a martyr and stopped murderstuck in it's tracks
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>>152674016
>Eridan doesn't kill Gamzee and then deep french Karkat
feels bad
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>>152674033
karkat dying trying to mediate the like 7 homicidal forces on the meteor and ascending to god tier.
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>>152674058
Well in one instance at least it was the case
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>korpus when i have to give him his daily beating because hes a little fucking chud
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>>152674091
like i know karkat not god tiering is like all that bullshit is related to his character arc

BUT HES LITERALLY TROLL JESUS. HE SHOULD GOD TIER.
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>>152673976
>take a character
>make them trans, raceswap them, and make them act ooc
legit question, what's the point at that point? why not just make an oc?
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Imagine these with Prinna and Romana. The size difference.
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>>152674200
To feel validated through fictional headcanons.
>Oh boy I sure do love [Insert] I wish they were just like me!!
>I must draw over an established character to make me like them even more!!
The beauty of making a new character is that it's a blank canvas, you can make them poc and trans if you want to, but do keep in mind you need to write some sensible lore with that (you don't really have to, but I digress)
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>>152674225
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>>152674225
>>152674292
This fish owes me sex.
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These fish owe me sex.
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I'm not trans but I like mashing my little faggots together.
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>>152674387
That's fine and all but don't make it your personality
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>>152674387
i support june but only when this artist draws her.

otherwise i need my shota.
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>>152673478
Its very normal for anyone to be depressed these days. Don't expect that to cure that any more than becoming trans did
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Kinda refreshing to discuss without discord mob mentality
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>>152674485
>The Jadeblooded urge to die alone in the snow
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>>152674485
>discord mob mentality
what goes on in there
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>>152674594
Childish banter
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I DONT WANT TO FUCK FISH YOU CANT MAKE ME NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOUR ART IS
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>>152674594
Righteous fury.
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TURN ON THE TV IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT CHANNEL!
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>>152674741
NOOOOOOOOO THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT NU STUCK IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>152674741
welp, there goes my reason to live. see you lads in the next dream bubble
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>>152674741
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I did it
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OH
FUCK
YEA
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>>152674741
GOOD. I WAS GETTING TIRED OF THAT HUGE DUNCE.

HAA HAA HAA.
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>>152674886
fuck i fucked up ther quirk.

i meant HuGE DuNCE.

kill me now guys. i was tying to do caliborn not karkat.
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>>152674904
8 minutes in the Hussie tickle chamber.
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>>152674881
>the only kid without a weapon
why is dave so fucking useless
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>>152674911
t-the what
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>>152674856
oh my fucking god dude
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>>152674856

Fuck that's sexy as hell. I love how you draw bellies.
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>Me at the NYC Homestuck event in Jake cosplay
>Aranea cosplayer comes up and says some shit about doing a duo photo shoot together
>
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>>152674856
Imagine the pitjobs they could give.
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>>152674856
this artist is to strong...its so over bros.....

one day i shall get to your level.
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IM STILL NOT FUCKING A FISH YOU CANT MAKE ME GOG DAMNIT I DONT CARE HOW HOT AND SEXY AND DELICIOUS THEIR STOMACHES ARE
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>>152675036
i wwish the drinking problem fish is more of a nerd. i wwish she fails more stupid sexy fish talk about risk of rain more.
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>>152675036
>karkat hates fish bitches
>gamzee hates prisounebound
We need more troll hate hyperfixations
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>>152675078
but but but but but Meenah!
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>>152675082
I like Prisounebound
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Bitches be like "I love Strider manpain!" and they don't even know who Davesprite is.
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>fish this
>fuchsia that
Whatever brah. Mating press the rustblood.
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What do trolls eat?
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>>152675142
Pinning his legs above his head despite it causing a throb of pain to run through his bum leg and filling his skinny little ass until the pleasure overwhelms the pain...
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>>152675190
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Embarking upon safari to track, capture and bring home Jade from space to pet her fluffy ears
>>152673507
I will defeat U
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>>152675190
They all eat shit made of random bugs and non troll grubs. Also different slime they get from fat insects.
It's gross.
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>>152675142

*ahem* what you are referring to is actually referred to as the "amazon position" when the woman is on top.
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>>152675142
>>152675193
Artist... Please sexualise him...
I beg you...
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>>152675142
I can't believe some anons in the thread are obssessing over some random ass OCs with no more than like 6 lines of backstory
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Anon's oc's Rustblood dick better be big >:^(
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>>152675254
>artist draws good.
>people like art
>how could this be???
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>>152675233
I will put it on my to do list
>>152675262
It is
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>>152675276
Rape.
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>>152675129
an anon made a very comprehensive essay post about him and I wish it was saved
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>>152675276
HIS DICK WAS *THIS* BIG!
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>>152675264
I'm not talking about that and you know it.
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I need to get good at art so people goon over my shitty ocs
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Imagine a fuschia blood mating eith a rustblood
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I need to make some fan trolls of my own. Make him extra bratty.
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>>152675290
show me your art
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>>152675254
We love fantrolls here but nobody has made any recently.
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I need to make art. Make some extra stucky.
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>>152668939
Hussie made Aradia best girl in the series and his faggot ass made her sloppy seconds for a retarded nerd
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>>152675404
No I don't wanna look like I'm begging for art
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>>152675412
She was so best girl she immediately took the first opportunity to leave the series because she knew what was coming
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>>152675433
Wrong reply, meant to reply to >>152675317. You should definitely make art though
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>>152675276
>>152675285

Haha imagine if he's ashamed of how big his dick is and gets really embarrassed by how easily he gets massive boners he's incapable of concealing haha...
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>>152672377
>>152672388
>>152672555
shit like this is why i dont touch the modern hs community with a 30 foot pole
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>>152675281

I got you anon.
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>>152672377
>>152672388
>>152672555
Using my super move of concentrating together the fandom mental illness that manifested as these prompts to form an ultimate cognitohazard to wipe out Homestuck fans for the next several days

Not doing so actually but if I did, it would be epic…
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>>152675777
holy shit that's the one. banger
thanks, man
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>>152675860

My pleasure anon. I actually forgot about those posts until you mentioned it and found them in desuarchive to stitch them together just now.

I'm also the author of those posts as well.
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>>152668939

This comic is highly satanic because it has trolls aka DEMONS
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>>152672652
Trans man? Oh those are my favorite to chase. Trans fems are too easy
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>>152672380
>
I mean, it's obvious, but that doesn't change the fact Homestuck discussion will be INSUFFERABLE for the next forever because of it.
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>>152672555
I've never seen them as anything but the pastiest of crackers (with the exception of Jade and kinda Jake), but I have no issue with anything else being the case. That being said, Hussie drawing things like this is nothing but key dangling pandering. They have a history of shit that would make twitter and newgen pearl clutchers lose their minds. Does anyone have that screenshot of the forum post where Hussie said they could be any race BUT black, lmfao?
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>>152676022
its already happened lol

like an hour later vibri had to use her twitter for once, an anon posted it hours ago
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>>152674594
Hussie and BC dick sucking. Mod dick sucking. Vibri dick sucking. Dissent is death (auto ban).
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Fully converting Jade into a furry. Saying “sayonara” as she desperately pleads she has a life to live as a human. Cuddling her boundless fluff as she barks
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>>152674200
because to them it all makes perfect sense
there is no raceswap for dave because to them the characters can be any race (p sure hussie says this at some point and that's the whole point of the caucasian page) and thus dave was always black or at least some flavor of mulatto since john calls dirk a white guy which makes it impossible for him not to be mixed but you know they probably already forgot that
note that for trannies, any and all characters who struggle with gender in any form are clearly trans and want to transition
dave has issues with holding up to the masculine heroic ideal that his Bro embodies? dave is clearly an egg waiting to hatch and he'll be a girl soon which will solve all of his masculinity woes
if a character so much as doubts any emanation of the gender that they correspond to then they must be trans
also for ooc just look at picrel
it's pretty easy to justify these kinds of headcanons for large swathes of the community
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>>152674200
>make them act ooc
...the only thing dave is doing in that drawing is a peace sign??????
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>>152676545
dave wouldn't dress like that or be black
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>>152673749
>>152673791
>double pale rebound: the relationship
lol, lmao even
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>>152673749
I've come around to this ship and quite like it, and is honestly like the only good ship for Gamzee. Also helps that for some fucking reason Gamkar artists also draw some of the best Karezi.
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>>152675190
They eat ze bugs, live in ze pods, most of them own nothing and they're all happy(or else they get culled)
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>>152673816
Gamzee is still evil and Karkat is like a lonely housewife who blames himself for not being able to fix him
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>>152675412
>retarded nerd
Hey fuck you nigga, Sollux is the MVP among the trolls. If there's one troll that deserves manic psychopomp pussy, then it's gotta be him
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>>152672377
Which one has the biggest penis not counting snake Callie
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>>152676791
jade 0 contest
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>>152674741
still wondering what the fuck was this about
and no I’m not joining the discord
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>>152676805
I guess that's why rose cheated on Kanaya.
Also does this mean rose is a chaser
Is she hallimede?
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I don't mind Eridan. He's okay.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzOazySMYuE
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>>152674881
holy shit, slenderversestuck
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I'm mentally ill about this fish
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>>152677309
WHY THE FUCK DID THAT STUPID BITCH FEFERI CONVINCE ONLY HIM TO FEED THAT FAT FUCKING GOD? THERE WAS NO ONE SHE COULD ORDER TO COMMIT GENOCIDE OTHER THAN THE POOR 4 YEAR OLD HIPSTER?
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Funny how Kanaya was the designated "Wants to take care of damaged trolls and help them" troll yet was a massive bitch to Eridan even though most of their interactions have him being pretty much the nicest he's ever been to someone else.

What the FUCK was her problem?
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>>152677309
I can't explain it but this art makes me think he has a pussy here.
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the first 30 year old ever to be groomed by a 14 year old boy
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He's a stupid chud but it's fun to fuck with him.
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I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't care for Eridan, and not because of some bullshit like "he's problematic" or whatever else is espoused by retards.
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>>152677461
>I'm an Israeli and this is my post.
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manipul8
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>>152677472
She couldn't manipulate herself out of a paper bag
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>>152677489
What are you talking about? Did you forget how often she got people to do her bidding against their will? That's textbook manipulation.
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>>152677497
Ignore them, anon. Every time you mention Vriska being a good hypnotist in these threads, some paedos start screeching about it.
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>>152677412
Sauce?
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I want to draw a rose as nice as gravy's
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>>152677510
That's different from being a manipulator. Manipulating people requires nuance and people skills, hypnotising someone can be done by a fucking retard as long as they have the power to do it.
AND VRISKA PROVES IT!
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>bro strider appears
>long awaited resolution about the hecking feelings
>Dave comes up to him but Bro speaks first
>”hey did you learn to be a true hero and kill Lord English, saving all of paradox space”
>”no”
>Bro kicks him down a flight of stairs
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>>152677346
>self-proclaimed "empath" is actually a bitch that lets her biases gets in the way
Many such cases irl and arguably the quintessential Sylph flaw. These girlies just fucking love drama, gossip and people confiding them their little secrets.
We can easily translate it to middle/high school dynamics where Kanaya continuously makes fun of Eridan for being a loser dweeb who gives her the ick until all the mockery by her and other trolls leads Erichud to snapping and doing a little mass shooting.
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>>152677517
WARNING! They art is big fag.
https://x.com/swordboyfailure/status/2020467440677753064
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>>152677566
Thanks
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>>152677566
Really? I thought he would be straight
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>>152677566
>They
It's okay you can say "her", we can all smell the overpowering stench of an ovulating vagina coming from that account
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>>152677646
GET PREGNANR
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>>152677706
they pussy stank?
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I love Mituna :D
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Vriska is fat.
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>>152677718
IM GONNA GET YOU PREGNANT.
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>>152677781
He is one of the truest heroes.
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>>152675777
Man, Dave sprite had all the potential. But yet hussie did nothing.

He could have given him a happy ending or a sad ending or whatever. But just decided funny was better.
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Toads as consorts Y/N?
Are they too close to frogs?
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In the light of recent news
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My chud son and his fag friend
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>>152678331
Both farting my cum
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>>152678316
which recent news?
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>>152672062
He's got his father's smile >>152671901
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>>152678365
>>152672325
and Jade...
and Calliope...
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I do not care about Jade Harley or Calliope.
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>>152677870
uuuuuugh muh dick... shota mituna..... i need to.......nurture.....!!!!!
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>>152678360
hot
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>>152678378
its not canon dufus.
you know something i hope hussie makes canon? vriska trans. that is the day the worse discourse of all time happens.
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people posting this on twt and saying this is literally dirk and all i can think is "this is literally me"

I'm cooked?
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>>152678519
>I'm cooked?
Yes
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>>152678533
I'm so fuckign cringe
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>>152678519
hey man. i can be your friend. i you want to.
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>>152678519
Why did Hussie even bother making Homestuck when people like you are all that ended up being there to interpret it?
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>>152678519
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>>152678404
Jade is cute
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>>152672541
oh that's good. that's good.
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>>152678519
This is Equius you are all visionless swine.
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Please Hussie it would be so important to me if Karkat shouted “NIGGER!!” directly into Dave’s face under the mistaken alien impression that rapping = means he’s black
He’s yelling it like a shotgun blast around a corner as Dave enters the meteor for the first time. It would be especially affirming if Karkat’s expression is twisted up with confusion and regret at deploying the wrong slur. Thanks
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why is homestuck smut always so ooc
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>>152678275
Sounds fun
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>>152678905
theres to many reasons to list.

lack of writing skill, lack of understanding of characters, willful bending of characters for the sake of the writing, ect ect ect.

we can only hope to be as close as possible, perfection can never be achieved.
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>>152678275
Personally I'm more of a "only four consort types but they can be of any color" person, four is a recurring number in Hussie works so it would be a waste to get rid of it
>four fantasy species of jailbreak and problem sleuth
>four problem sleuth protags
>four midnight crew members
>four beta kids, each assigned to one of four elements
>four as an unfortunate number(hence 4/13)
>four alpha kids
Twelve works too(12 trolls, aspects, classes), but keeping the amphibian+reptile theme sounds like a hassle.
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>>152678905

Honestly Homestuck is a damn long comic and I don't blame people for not having an intricate awareness of the characterization of the cast when there's dozens of characters across multiple timelines. BUT, it has always been a thing in the fandom, at least since the Trolls showed up, for lots of people to be secondaries whose entire knowledge of the comic is second-hand, which leads to some wild misinterpretations of things. It was not uncommon for some people to say they actually began the comic at act 5 back in the day because all they cared about were the Trolls.
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>>152678404
What about neo-Jade aka proto-Calliope aka Nepeta?
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>>152678943
dont shame them. its hard.
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>>152679074
haha, i would NEVER shame them. Especially when i am in their same position, trying to make a homestuck smut fanfic.

I would be a major hypocrite.
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>all that replies

thanks for the feedback. again this is other people interpretation, not mine. i just found funny i relate with that image so much and others saw it and thought "woah its dirk"
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>>152679254
sick as fuck.
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>>152679254
>Dave after Karkat finds the correct slur to piss him off
It must be a thing of beauty, whatever it is

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