You come home after a "hard" day of "work" at your job as a superhero and for some reason, decide not to enter through the side door, but the front door instead.
When you enter you can hear pained screeching, forcing you to look up, where you catch sight of Yamcha brutally shitting on your best friend, Superman. You move quickly out of sight, and quietly make your way upstairs. Did Yamcha see you as he had your friend bent over the toilet?
You sneak into the bedroom, and can hear Superman begging for mercy, "NO! NO! NO! PLEASE AAAAAHHH!" his screams are the guttural cries of someone genuinely afraid for their life, but you just pretend like it's "young love", and your friend's budding sexuality.
You try your best, but it becomes too much, so you try earplugs, but you know those don't actually work. In the end, you wind up in the bathtub, where you close the curtain, and eyes darting, begin making imitation shower noises, because you don't want Yamcha to hear you taking a shower, but want something to drown out the sound of your friend screaming, "AIIIIIEEEEEEEBATOMAN-SAMABATOMAN-SAMATASUKETEKUREEEEEEEE!!!"
Suddenly, it ends, and you can hear your friend let out the grainy groan of a neutered bitch
"Yamcha made Poo Poo. Time for round 2..." You hear Yamcha say in an innocent tone.
"Please no, please no mo-!" His pleas are cut short by a gagging and slurping sound, forcing you to rock faster.
That's when you hear it, your friend swallowing down poop. "GRRRRGGGGH!"
You hear a loud, "GULP!" Followed by a gag and soft sobs, as you tell yourself, over and over, "It's okay, I just need more prep time".
>>154109438 True, but only because 90% of DC are lightweights and Ichigo would be invisible to most of them. Most DC characters would get taken out by a high power surprise attack they can't see coming.