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>>77185980

me walk thru the door

Was raped once

i fainted at the gym because i did a drug bender the night before. lucky i wasnt under a barbel when it happened lmfao

2/10 hoe shamelessly cheating on her chump of a boyfriend with a buff chad

>>77185980
>hat indoors

>>77185980
A guy was doing calf raises in the smith machine with 160kg on his back, until the "box" under his feet slipped and he fell on his face (more like crumpled) and he knocked out 3 teeth clean. He bled over the bathrooms for 20 minutes and seemed quite concussed.

Boomer walking laps around the gym and annoying me instead of using one of the 9000 treadmills. Pretty fucking tame all things considered

>>77185980
I saw a fat Mexican woman ruin a cable machine by using it at a retarded angle and it was out of commission for weeks.
I was young and it really soured me on Mexicans.

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>>77186093
kino

>>77186194
They break the machines at my gym by doing one armed variations of biceps or whatever. The machines aren't meant to pull the weight on one side so they break often.

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>>77185980
The mirror

>>77186194
when I beginning with lifting the planet fatness I was at only had 1 smith machine. I had to wait a while for it to open up every day cause it was the only barbell. then one day I just couldnt hit chest because 10 shirtless mexicans that didnt speak any english swarmed the machine and in cycles one would hit the machine while the other 9 stood around the machine posing and flexing. this went on for way too long so I just left. and yeah this isnt really a gym horror story I just thought it was funny.

I hate that moralistic fuckhead so much, i was praying he would die, i guess that's proof god doesnt exist

>>77186312
he snitches on shitfluencers which is awesome. The less cameraniggers there are polluting gyms and posting retarded ragebait algorithmic slop on the internet the better

>>77185980
Saw a guy get stapled on the bench press with 185lbs. Bar on his neck. I showed him how to set up the safeties just below his chest after. I don't normally give gym advice but he would have died if I wasn't there.

>>77185980
that dude is such a fag

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I saw a fat boomer doing curls in the squat rack. Still makes me angry.

>>77186327
retarded. you won't fix the problem this way you have to fix the algorithms that reward rageb8 posting

>>77186392
If I could mind control 100 million people I would just have them leave the gym so I can lift freely.

>>77185980
Working out at a YMCA as a teenager... there was this like 500lb middle-aged roastie with like a 100lb upper body 400lb lymphedema legs would come and walk on treadmills briefly until two of them busted. Then one day she switched to doing exercise ball bullshit, and the predictable happened; shit str8 popped, sounded like an IED went off in the gym, and she got amber-lamps'd away never 2 return.
>maybe dix out 4 Ms. New Booty, idk but probably by now given this was 20 years ago and how fuckd her legs were

>>77185980
I sometimes feel like I miss out on "gym culture" as a home gym fag. I sometimes imagine how it must be entertaining to experience retards doing retarded shit.

>>77186422
True gym culture is lifting with your bros in the offseason

>>77186422
today I saw a fucking humongous pair of tits on this lady doing some ab machine. I was mesmerized and blatantly staring her down. It made me feel alive in a way I havent felt in months. Reminded me that I am a man with limited time on earth and I should enjoy playing with massive freakishly huge tits at least once before I die.

You really should pay the 15 dollars or whatever a month for a planet fatness membership. You can use it any time you travel, or go take a shower there if you have plumbing issues, or use the tanning beds. Its so worth it to go there at least once a week

>>77186426
last time I lifted with my bros was 20 years ago when we were all back in high school. it was fun but not as fun as people make it out to be.

>>77186430
lol me too we always listened to some really shitty Korn CD at maximum volume at the high school gym. Coaches were cool and let us work out there for the entire summer after we graduated. Even then I was mostly just trying to hit PRs and get through my workout so I could go do something else. But yeah we would go to my bros uncles house and get in the hot tub after and this dude had a fucking arcade at his house and outdoor kitchen and that was paradise. He also had a "cleaning lady" that im 90% sure was a hooker lmao what a based guy

>>77186444
we listened to rammstein/children of bodom and other metal of that time. lifted in the basement of one of our bros. went out afterwards to drink or smoke weed, it was a fun time. lifting itself was pretty much what you expect from young males (mostly ego driven)

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Knowey Swoll

>>77185980
My track and field club used to train at an old military base, and there was a small gym with really old equipment that hadn’t been maintained in about 20 years. One day, my coach unlocked the room and let us fuck around a bit. A girl was using the lat pulldown machine, and as she pulled down, the handle snapped in two. She let go, and the part that was still attached to the cable shot upward and pierced the floor of her mouth. It was a big hole and looked really bad, but the injury itself wasn’t that serious.

>>77186476
Holy crap, I've seen a number of old lat machine cables bust over the years, but the injuries were always just like a shoulder sprain and strangely it was always someone doing DYEL weights.
>t. uses high-silicon steel cables even in scooter brakes

>>77186422
You only see something entertaining like once a month, tops. And if you're too focused on your workout you won't notice anything around you.

>>77186327
He literally FEEDS on influencers, if they all said "fuck it no more camera" his entire engagement model dies.

He is a parasite of parasite, do you understand, he gives oxygen to that he claims to hate for self aggrandising purposes. The absolute worst

>>77186703
>He literally FEEDS on influencers, if they all said "fuck it no more camera" his entire engagement model dies.
Just like a dentist FEEDS on people with bad dental habits. If everyone brushed and flossed consistently we wouldn't need 90% of dentists. Do you hate dentists too?

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I’ve seen people fall over squatting

>Girl can’t figure out how to operate a treadmill
>calls her bf on the phone
>he lumbers over out of the weightlifting area to turn it on for her
>An Indian woman has a FaceTime conversation without headphones while on the treadmill
>Chuuby girl in the middle of a line of full treadmills is sending a shitload of “workout snaps” at weird angles for several minutes
>immediately hops of the treadmill when she’s done taking pictures
>A girl hops on the treadmill right next to me when I was the only one in the row and I got scared.
The people who actually lift at my gym are nice and good people

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My gym crush speaking to another male.

>>77187184
Black detected

>>77187159
I hate you for your shit content

>>77185980
the video where the guy purposely drops a 35 lb plate on another guy and plays it off as an accident.

>>77187187
My father was only emotionally distant, not physically distant.

>>77186226
what? that's not how it works

>>77185980
A guy using a bench press to prop his bare feet up, not super bad or anything, just gross and rude.

>>77185980
a white person

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>>77185980
manlet

>>77187382
Guy on the left 5'7

Showers. Caught staff member jacking off barely legal tranny. Hung like a horse while staff was pitching tent. Both were red faced. Didnt say anything. He looks down when I come in. Fag. Big dick was in his hand. So gay.
I mean like seriously it was so fucking big.

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>>77185980
Myself cheating lifts when I get tired.

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>>77187489
this was me on goblet squats yesterday

my arms are just too fatigued to carry the dumbbell my legs should be squatting

>>77185980
Some guy entering the gym, not going to the wardrobe and immediately working out with his puffy jacket still on. It was disgusting.

saw a fat retard shit himself. home gym master race

>>77187546
congrats on your baby

A group of gay guys would shower together for over an hour and it is rumored they were having buttsex.

>>77187551
I hope you used protection

A guy fractured his arm while bench pressing and one other time there was a fight over dumbbells or something.

>>77187467
was the tranny passable? nothing gay and wrong with helping out a petite feminine looking tranny especially when they have donkey sized dicks. they need every help they can get, life is not easy with a big dick.

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>>77187382
I had no idea. das amazin

Someone drew a swastika on the wall above the urinal and wrote heil Hitler. I was literally shaking

>>77186333
you need to do better. mind your own business

>>77185980
my former friend who used to watch porn while doing cardio. he's now a literal junkie

>>77185980
Dudes vomiting (LOUDLY) because they thought going to the gym too soon after a big meal was a good idea.
Dudes causing the urinals to explode because they spit their gum and zyns into the urinals (which can’t flush those)

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>>77185980
drawn-on eyebrow slit as a man is crazy

>>77185980
One time there was a Mexican at my gym

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>>77185980
>smallish chain gym (Anytime)
>getting set up to bench
>black dude is set up nearby doing clean and jerks
>faint scent of body odor but it's a gym so don't think much about it
>black dude walks by and the smell increases as he walks by
>"damn he must have been going hard"
>come back the next day
>same dude
>same clothes
>same lift
>worse odor
I am not asking for much in a corporate chain gym, just shower once 24hr before your lift. hell, even just changing into clothes that aren't already sweat-soaked would be a huge plus

>>77188659
I hate this conehead midget like you wouldnt believe

>>77188731
Bro try to go to the gym more than one time

>>77185980
Jeet exchange students incline benching (with horrible form, more on this in a bit) wearing fucking huge polo logo collared shirts, jeans, and fucking flip flops. Jeet exchange students doing exercise wrong and it pops out of socket. Swear I saw the LiveLeak logo in the top right

old men in the shower

I dont pay attention there much
Worst recent thing I could think is that the day before yesterday the fuse box exploded and everyone got evacuated

>>77185980
It's not bad but bitches wearing shit that just feels inappropriate. Practically topless, fabric deep inside their asses. God forbid I stare though right

>>77189056
Yeah that is honestly so fucking annoying there should be rules against it. Especially as some of the girls at my gym seem underage. At least just a t-shirt and pair of shorts both of the correct size should be minimum.

>>77185980
>What's the worst thing you've seen happen at a gym?
I posted about this once a while ago, but a woman got on a leg press that was to close to a mirror and was letting it slam on the way down.
The mirror broke and she got cut up pretty good.

>>77189123
>>What's the worst thing you've seen happen at a gym?
>I posted about this once a while ago, but a woman got on a leg press that was to close to a mirror and was letting it slam on the way down.
>The mirror broke and she got cut up pretty good.
you dont need to do this

Big booty thots not sitting on my face

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>>77187467
>focusing on size
closeted fag
>>77187976
>justifying fucking men
regular fag

>>77189056
>>77189089
They aught to just let men have segregated gyms, its a legitimate benefit to both genders.

Women get their safety, men get to avoid being recorded by whores who get mad at you staring at what they are advertising.

But of course that can't happen because the gym to these women exist to capture the male gaze then cry about it for extra attention later.

This is why I have a home gym, the cost is offset by never having to deal with retards.

i saw my fucking face in the mirror nearly killed myself after that

>>77189175
>They aught to just let men have segregated gyms
is there a law preventing it? women can have women only gyms can they? why wouldnt we?

>>77189183
I know that feel

walk into sauna, lights off, and out of the corner of my eye see some lovecraftian shit I can't quite process. stupidly glance to clarify, and theres a 75 year old black guy w a danny devito build doing some sort of vigorous beetlebug motion on his back. naked except for crew socks. start to disassociate from confusion, "hows it goin" as i auto-pilot to my spot on the bench. small sauna so its right next to him.

he hadn't noticed me, and makes a startled unintelligible noise, sits up, out of breath and moves to a lower bench. a minute later he silently leaves. he hated that as much i did.

he immediately takes a phone call on speaker, right outside the door. i'm trying to never see this guy again, but 25 mins later though, i'm saunaed out.

our lockers are adjacent, he immediately hits me with "you here playing pickleball?", which i'm pretty sure is talking shit. chopped it up w him, he was a pro athlete in the 70s, is rich as shit, hunched from injuries. so knowing that, maybe he's just eccentric and there's something to baby-on-its-back exercises in the sauna.

its been 6 months and i still get a moment of anxiety/horror when i open the sauna door

>>77185980
your bench 1rm

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>>77185980
>What's the worst thing you've seen happen at a gym?

Basic shit.
Two retards fighting over the Smith machine

>>77188659
he looks professionally dumb

>>77189738
>saw hundreds of clips from India on 4chan
>realize never have I seen a single women in any of them, always just an ocean of the same male clones
is it really that bad? holy shit

>>77189358
>is there a law preventing it?
Don't think so but it'd be bad for business so no one would really try it

>>77189738
why are they like that? why cant they be normal?

>>77189756
the women will get raped if they go outside

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A guy in his seventies riding one of the stationary bikes had a heart attack, fell off it and hit his head on the one next to him with an audible crack then started convulsing on the floor. Several of us had to drag equipment out the way to make a space to administer cpr and put him in the recovery position until the ambulance came but he died on the way to the hospital. Horrible stuff, it was eight years ago but I still think about it from time to time

>>77185980
Me, walking in

>>77185980
Rather tame, but I never knew what Nasty Pig or Bad Dragon was until a very out of shape old man started going to my gym wearing the merch for both brands. It almost ruins my workout now whenever I see him come in.

>>77189756
huh. you're right...

>>77189849
>why cant they be normal?
This is normal for them. Strangulation cults and the Thugis were big before the awful mean oppressive white man made them chill a bit.

>>77189838
well if enough men share the sentiment expressed here i guess business couldnt be so bad.
except it could become a homo meeting ground which could be very good or very bad for business depending on the point of view...

>>77186422
A nice well kept home is much better. It's like a temple for meditation.

Public gym has mid-tits and cameltoes everywhere, kids roaming in packs of 3 to use the machines wrong, crossfitters using power cages exclusively for kipping pull-ups. It's chaos

Saw a powershitter get heemed after shuttling about how he could beat up everyone in the gym. Smashed his head on the squat rack on the way down and there was blood everywhere. Took like 15 minutes for someone to call 911 so he might have died or something, never saw him again. We call it the aids rack now

>>77189358
technically, single-sex gyms are illegal based on gender discrimination. it just seems like women-only gyms get a little more leeway, often setting up their business as a private club where you can be more selective on membership criteria

>>77185980
I dont like his vibe. He has this obnoxious giga cringe boomer unc aura around him, gives me the ick.

>>77189756
shut up timmy i am ceo with bbc mmm you can watch mayocel yes

>>77189756
>>77189889
They also abort any unborn girls because they want a boy to carry on the family name, this has lead to there being ~20 million more males than females and it is now illegal for a doctor to reveal the gender of a baby before birth.

>>77185980
Saw a black guy at my gym once. Glad it was only that 1 time

>>77190997
>We call it the aids rack now
KEK

>>77185980
you're won rep max

Been going to the same gym for three years

>see cute girl
>no ring, no dude around her
>decide not to approach
>spidey senses tells me something is off
>a few months pass
>she starts showing up with some dude
>eventually she has an engagement ring
>oh shit, she's pregnant
>one day, dude stops showing up
>her ring is gone
>eventually gives birth and is MIA from gym
>comes back after two months postpartum
>a few months later, she comes up to me and tries to chat me up
>I keep it friendly but it's obvious she's trying to flirt
>Ask her about the guy, she goes white(r), convo ends

Tragic all around.

>>77189708
This is good stuff anon, thank you. Just sitting here softly chuckling.

>>77185980
saw some broccoli head retard in pajamas load up like 10-12 plates onto the hack squat and literally fold himself in half as soon as he un racked it kek

>>77188776
is this just a universal experience or something? all the jeets I see working out do the exact same shit. lift in polo/jeans/flip flops with no socks. and they're always doing female level weights on everything kek

Boomer had a heart attack on the treadmill

A fat person using the equipment that I want to use

>>77191724
you shoulda talked to her earlier man youd have a family now

>>77185980
A man die from getting a stroke mid bench press.

>>77185980
>when the Jewish trickery so blatant you gotta hit em with the Edomite stare

>>77189175
>This is why I have a home gym, the cost is offset by never having to deal with retards.
just the one retard for you to deal with

>>77189756
Do you have any idea of how rapey indians and pakis are?

>>77191648
>abort girls so sons can carry on name of street-shitting, shit-eating, call center scam family
lol what a pathetic race of subhumans

>>77189738
So this is what the The Deceivers in The Black Company book series are doing with their scarf strangulation technique...

>>77186426
>>77186430
lifting with bros is fun when you're an aimless teen or low 20s but when you start setting real goals and actually need to train the whole time seriously the hangout aspect becomes extremely annoying. Like no man I don't want to spend 20 minutes chatting between sets, I want to do 2 minute rests max adn there's no time to change weights for you and wrap your elbows and shit every set. And after I want to go home and eat my whole foods, not grab a margarita and burgers with you every night.

>>77185980
LOL bald.

>>77185980
I've sharted a few times

>>77185980
Saw a dude's pectoral rip and ball up. He was doing DB flyes, not even high weight, I think like 50 or 60lbs each, and it just popped loose at the top and rolled up. He curled up and started crying, his buddy called an ambulance. Saw him working out again about 6 months later, so I guess he got surgery and was alright.

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>>77189708
Lmao

>>77190997
this didn't happen

A couple brought their toddler child to the gym. And they literally put it on the floor in some cradle. Like wtf don't bring a newborn to the gym. The gym is probably one of the most infested places. Also the baby probably didn't pay a membership.

>>77196504
Many people at my gym bring their kids and so will I.

In my small town local gym there's an absolutely massive fucking roided out black dude. I really don't see the point of fucking up your body permanently just to be the biggest dude in a tiny town in a flyover state.

>>77188776
>polo logo collared shirts, jeans, and fucking flip flops
This is their gym uniform amd they rove in packs. I live in VA and it's bad.

>>77196532
Maybe he competes, you still have to train somewhere. It's not really the case that more than one of two absolute monsters will train at the same gym on a regular basis. Besides the roids and being black you could be describing me at my gym in my flyover town and I compete around the country.

>>77196504
>toddler
>newborn

>>77189089
Fuck no it's free test I love bad hos at the gym it's so nice just don't stare like a fucking freak just do your shit and it's a nice ambience fucking fags trying to get bitches to stop dressing slutty I don't get it at all it's a symptom of christcuckery and fox and the grapes

>>77197044
>christcuckery
I'm jewish and I have sex with black men. Problem tough guy?

>Powerfats are doing a competition in the gym car park
>between the telephone poles and monster truck tyres there’s a car set up like they do in the WSM, where you deadlift the back of the car up
>it is just some boomers car on a rig that looks equally shitty
>powerfat lifts it
>boomers car shits out a load of fluids
>another powerfat is doing a different lift but walks through the sea of oil, brake fluid, petrol and grease
>does whatever he’s doing
>slips
>blows both knees
>sues the gym owner
>gym shuts down
Apparently this isn’t uncommon

>>77187201
The one where a guy snaps his knees on the leg press machine or where the women tries to do deadlifts in high heels are somehow worse

>>77197044
It's not that at all, it's the desire to live in a moderate society where whores are shaped like they should be

Joey Swole did G4P back in the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YAJ2WMxRW0

>>77197044
christianity shaped this world. youre just a deranged coomer who needs to be sexually aroused at all times. youre a base animal, and will never ascend to a human.

>>77185980
my chin fat rolling up in the mirror when im doing my tricep ez bar extensions

>>77189358
gay guys would use it for hookups, so it would need to operate as a religious club

>>77189756

>>77197571
RIP Bostin

I momentarily blacked out while doing OHP one time, that was fun.

The guy in OP got outed for gay for pay years ago

>>77186006
I raped this anon once

>>77187533
>goblet squats
>failing from arm fatigue
Just do barbell back squats like a normal person, or hoist a dumbbell in each hand onto your shoulders as a secondary option when barbells aren't available.

>>77189756
>>77190379
I think when there is a marriage the wife's family is expected to pay for it in indian culture. And apparently in india a marriage is even more expensive (relatively) than in civilized countries so most families opt out of having a daughter

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>>77185980
That guy who was deadlifting and then 3 guys come beat him up and kidnap him

>>77199473
Is that common in your country?

>>77199450
They need to ban "content creators" from gyms

>>77187467
that's literally what the gym locker rooms are for, retard. what were you even doing in there if you weren't there to touch some cocks?

>>77186006
I raped you with that one black guy

>>77186386
You know that boomer is actually based and rageb8ing, right?

>>77197044
Post body.

>sitting on my phone between sets
>guy comes up
>are you almost done? you've been there for a while
>say, yeah i'm between sets, i got a few more
>he says sets of what? I've been waiting for 20 minutes you're giving your thumbs quite a workout
>nearby girl laughs
>ignore him and pretend to start on my next set
>he starts laughing at how much weight I'm lifting
>just look at how much you lift, shit's pathetic
>girl laughs again
>he walks away
>I finish my set and leave and never go back

>>77200288
get a load of this fag lol

>sitting on my phone between sets
>actually it’s just a wooden block with painted numbers cause can’t afford cellphone
>hot girl comes up wearing short shorts and tight teeshirt
>are you almost done? She uses that husky, sexy voice that woman use to manipulate men
>nah, i got a few more sets sugar-tits.
>she says why the attitude, I was asking you nice?
>nearby fellow alpha laughs
>give her a good taste of the male gaze and pretend to start on my next set
>she starts crying at how I treated her.
>she stalks away
>why are sisters like this?

>>77196544
VA is so bad right now it’s not even funny. I fucking hate all the random jeets and generally disgusting and rude browns that have just started spawning here. I hope ICE gets all of them and leaves my beloved El Salvadoran retards alone.

>>77185980
Saw two jeets walk in last week.

>>77185980
Seen a fat black guy squatting 315lbs and he decided to take off 3 plates from one side all at once. The bar ended up violently flipping down to the other side and almost whacked a girl in the skull. He never apologized to her and didn't give a fuck that he almost killed her. They ruin gyms.

>>77200859
>She uses that husky, sexy voice that woman use to manipulate men
can I get an example
I don't talk to women so I don't know it

>>77200859
This reads like a post chatgpt would write as a parody of what it thinks 4chan greentexts are

>>77201144
ICE wont get them because they're H1-B and imported by billionaires.
The whole ICE shit is just for show to please migafags. They deport a hard working Mexican family just to import a bunch of street shitters to replace Americans that got laid off from their jobs.

worst thing i've seen was a fight. one guy was using the pec deck, i saw another guy who had been working out normally walking towards him, looked away to do my set and when i looked up they were tussling. no blood or strikes or anything like that, just grappling.

anyway, people broke it up, manager banned them both, and i told the cops that came in to take statements that i didnt see anything

>>77185980
can this thread die please? every time I open the catalog I see his retarded looking face and all I can think of now is this here: >>77185982

>>77201777
bump

>>77185980
A literal bimbo whore with blow up libs and baloon ass.

>>77186006
at planet fitness?

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>>77185980
I'm absolutally pissed. I got banned from the gym. AGAIN!

When I entered the gym for the first time in a week I was greeted with just smiles and from the gym goers and the employes there, like usual. But the smiles didn't last for long. Not long after people avoided me like the plague, which I didn't notice at first. I thought they just admired my alpha male physique like they usually do. I went to the squat rack to do some meditation, I felt like I needed to because I had skipped Brain Day for the past week.

As I'm meditating, I can feel a set of eyes gazing at me, I stop my meditation and look behind my left deltoid, and right behind me the 7'2 gym alpha stands and looks me in my eyes. I stand up on my toes to match his height, but he's still a 3 feet taller than I am so I flex my traps aswell so I look like a watermelon salesman. He procedes to back off about an inch from me. He must have been intimitated. I ask him in my deepest voice what he wants. He doesn't reply, but he still has a steady eye on me. Right as I go back to meditating he asks me; "Lost weight, faggot?". I say "n-no" .

He reminds me that it's muscle inspection day for everyone at the gym. I tell him that I don't need to do the inspection. That was a big mistake.

He drags me to the middle of the gym, yelling at the top of his lungs "SOMEONE SKIPPED INSPECTION" as all the people in the gym looks upon me as the gym alpha holds me in the air with just one hand. They must be mirin' me as I'm dangling in the air.

The gym alpha throws me on the floor, and open up his bag, taking out his muscle measuring tools. I tell him "I don't need to be inspected, I got muscle". He doesn't listen. He uses his muscle tools on me and after 10 minutes the results are in.

Turns out I didn't meet the requierements for the gyms muscle to fat ratio standard.

And thats how I got banned from the gym.

>be me
>see 400+lb land whale half assing a workout
>leaves after 20 minutes
> 18 yr old guy in parking lot calls her hot
>they stop and chat for a few minutes
>they exchange numbers and try to hookup the next day
>guy cant get hard because shes so disgusting and ghosts her
> mfw I was the kid in the parking lot
>most shameful experience of my life

>>77186429
gee ok mr scholomovitz from planet fitness, nice story that totally happened in one of your gyms, thanks for the input

>>77189738
why are they wearing skirts? Never relax around men wearing skirts

>>77190304
Perfect pepe for this story, damn

>>77186198
Is that slayr

>>77204229
Hate when that happens

>>77200212
Well if you're at all ticklish . . .
https://polls.io/en/cnjrb/vote

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>>77187382
AAAAND he has a fucking outie belly button. I thought niggers were the only ones with outies.

>>77206293
it's probably a minor hernia that wasn't worth pushing back in

>>77198583
And u need permission from a fake god to do anything man ur just a chattel trapped in your ideology because you need a cohesive drape of meaning over your world view newsflash life is Meaningless and that's a good thing. You can mediate this with fantasy and healthy desire. Accepting the distance between you and your goal as your christ cuckery does naturally (u can only go to heaven when you die) which creates healthy desire and a feeling of fulfilment mane. You been christcucked buck broken and cross chattled in an attempt to feel superior to the bitches u can't fk. Read lacan understand it and use that and dark psychology to annihilate bitches. Yes I can tell you the origin of obsession yes I can explain why you self sabotage no god isn't real

>>77187309
Pay no mind, this anon is retarded. Common side effect of injecting tren into your scrotum.

>>77186386
based boomer teaching zoomers the beauty of an all steel gun

>>77185980
Bald.

some dipshit today was doing plyometrics and core exercises in the squat rack area. not using any of them just getting in the way. he was side planking about 2 feet from me when I was squatting.
we have 2 (TWO) astro areas for this dumb monkeying about