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Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)17:48:38 No.77198669
Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)17:48:38 No.77198669   [Reply]▶
Pa won't let me use the abandoned barn as a home gym because he's a hoarder, if he just got rid of the 4 bales of hay that we can't use as the horse died, and the bikes that haven't been used in 20 years, there would be plenty of space.
I've even offered to pay him for the hay and bikes.
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Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)17:54:17 No.77198688
Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)17:54:17 No.77198688▶
>>77198669
What if a war breaks out and you have you use that hay to stack it over landmines, so you can safely ride over with your family on a couple of scrap bikes constructed from 20 different bikes huh? What about then?
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Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)17:54:58 No.77198689
Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)17:54:58 No.77198689▶
you gotta kill him man
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Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)17:59:48 No.77198706
Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)17:59:48 No.77198706▶
>>77198688
The hay is 4 years old, it's not fit for animals to eat, let alone strong enough to hold the weight of bikes
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Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)18:00:34 No.77198710
Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)18:00:34 No.77198710▶
>>77198669
LARP
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Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)18:06:24 No.77198724
Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)18:06:24 No.77198724▶
>>77198669
Tell your mom to churn his butter, Jebediah
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Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)18:46:59 No.77198790
Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)18:46:59 No.77198790▶
>>77198724
Jebediah is my father, please call me Billy Bob
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Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)18:48:56 No.77198793
Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)18:48:56 No.77198793▶
>>77198669
See if he’ll help you build a fitness shack
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Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)18:50:42 No.77198795
Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)18:50:42 No.77198795▶
>>77198793
A fitness shack in the barn?
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Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)18:53:18 No.77198799
Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)18:53:18 No.77198799▶
Oldniggers never change OP time to fly the nest
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Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)18:54:34 No.77198802
Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)18:54:34 No.77198802▶
>>77198799
You watch your damn mouth, boy. My Pa is a full blooded White man
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Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)18:57:47 No.77198808
Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)18:57:47 No.77198808▶
>>77198802

Okay sorry. God bless America. I love Jesus too. Please don't hurt me.
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Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)20:57:08 No.77198992
Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)20:57:08 No.77198992▶
>>77198808
Oh, all right
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Anonymous
04/10/26(Fri)21:59:37 No.77199099
Anonymous 04/10/26(Fri)21:59:37 No.77199099▶
>>77198669
thank you for letting me read your blogpost.
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Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)03:19:14 No.77201382
Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)03:19:14 No.77201382▶
>>77198669
What kind of bikes? Want to sell them? I like 80s/90s Japanese bikes.
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Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)04:08:55 No.77201426
Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)04:08:55 No.77201426▶
>>77201382
You would be dissapointed
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Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)04:28:58 No.77201446
Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)04:28:58 No.77201446▶
It's his barn, you entitled freak.
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Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)04:56:05 No.77201467
Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)04:56:05 No.77201467▶
>>77201446
But it ain't his hay, it was my grandfather's hay.
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Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)04:57:07 No.77201468
Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)04:57:07 No.77201468▶
>>77201467
When did your grandpappy pass away?
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Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)20:50:11 No.77202679
Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)20:50:11 No.77202679▶
>>77201468
last week
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Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)20:52:23 No.77202683
Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)20:52:23 No.77202683▶
>>77202679
Let the man grieve ya fecking vulture
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Anonymous
04/12/26(Sun)23:30:20 No.77202902
Anonymous 04/12/26(Sun)23:30:20 No.77202902▶
>>77202683
It's 8 year old hay, it's a fire hazard
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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)01:46:57 No.77203046
Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)01:46:57 No.77203046▶
>>77202902
Fucking fuck the fuck
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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)02:20:02 No.77203078
Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)02:20:02 No.77203078▶
>>77198669
lift outside in the rain until he relents
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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)11:15:12 No.77203535
Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)11:15:12 No.77203535▶
>>77198790
you've got it, Bobby Lee
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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)12:09:49 No.77203576
Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)12:09:49 No.77203576▶
>>77198669
Easy, just use Pa as the barbell instead.
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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)19:14:29 No.77204223
Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)19:14:29 No.77204223▶
>>77201446
It will still be his barn, I'll just be using it while he refuses to do anything with it. If he wants to do something with it I'll move out the equipment, and flooring I paid for.
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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)19:28:58 No.77204253
Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)19:28:58 No.77204253▶
>>77198688
Based old man who has a funny shaped bit of wood he's been keeping for two decades that its turns out he will need tomorrow for a clever solution for a problem he doesn't know he has yet.
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Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)21:17:27 No.77204422
Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)21:17:27 No.77204422▶
>>77204253
Ma made him throw out the box of cords and he had to go to the store for a coax cable
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Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)02:19:56 No.77204822
Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)02:19:56 No.77204822▶
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>>77198669
May Allah give him a change of heart
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Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)04:24:59 No.77204951
Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)04:24:59 No.77204951▶
>>77198669
Your dad sounds like an Israeli supporter, anon. I pity your situation
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Anonymous
04/14/26(Tue)18:15:29 No.77205519
Anonymous 04/14/26(Tue)18:15:29 No.77205519▶
>>77204951
>Israeli supporter
Bro, the man sounds like a full fledged practioner of the Judaism religion
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)13:25:36 No.77206179
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)13:25:36 No.77206179▶
>>77198669
Eat the hay and with the gains overtake your Pa as the man/horse of the household. Get to work.
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)14:41:56 No.77206230
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)14:41:56 No.77206230▶
>>77206179

That's why this Mafucker is the Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla. Become the defacto ruler of your own reality.
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)22:07:17 No.77206702
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)22:07:17 No.77206702▶
>>77198669
can you bench your dad?
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Anonymous
04/15/26(Wed)22:16:29 No.77206717
Anonymous 04/15/26(Wed)22:16:29 No.77206717▶
>>77198669
just do it anyway
better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)02:22:45 No.77206877
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)02:22:45 No.77206877▶
>>77198795
I meant a shack on your property
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Anonymous
04/16/26(Thu)16:42:47 No.77207762
Anonymous 04/16/26(Thu)16:42:47 No.77207762▶
>>77206877
Shipping containers are cheaper

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