we need one with teeth instead, zoomers are wrecking their teeth with this shit

But i need 300mg of caffeine to lift well

caffeine doesn't cause me any real problems since switching to low carb diet and discovering ashwagandha
>meme response
blow it our yer ass
>meme response again
blow it out yer ass x2

>>77199060
sparkling water just as bad, at least in the quantities I consume. I need to slow down on that shit.

>>77199208
Sparkling water is fine for your teeth

>>77199060
yeah my teeth look like shit every since I discovered modern energy drinks like Ghost

>>77199229
nah i have a dentist friend he told me it's the carbon dioxide that fucks your teeth, the acid and sugars are just an added bonus to corrosion, but the fizzle is the main culprit. so yeah, sparkling water is also bad for your teeth.

>>77199245
don't forget to talk to your GI doctor uncle who will tell you that carbonated beverages erode the lining of your esophagus and stomach

>>77199245
Carbon dioxide? The shit we breathe out? I have a dentist, and a dentist family member, and they both looked at me like I was retarded when I asked them if sparkling water is bad for your teeth. Unless it has citrus or sugar in it, it's negligible in terms of affecting your teeth

>>77199255
>>77199256
i mean shit dawg thats what he told me, i dont make the rules. im not paid by big tap water to keep you guys from guzzling down carbonated water

he just told me the carbonation is bad for your teeth too, i assume he knows his shit because i dont know he's a fucking dentist

>>77199053
my 55 year old coworker had a heart attack at the gym and died. he drank an energy drink every day and i never saw him eat anything. otherwise he seemed pretty healthy and wasnt overweight.

>>77199053
bros is 3 every week that bad?

>>77199266
Carbonation isn't bad for your teeth. Most carbonated beverages are bad for your teeth because they usually have citric acid or sugar in there

>sips

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>here comes the 4th protein shake kf the day with traces of cadmium

I just use those Gfuel like energy drink mixes instead

>>77199328
>what is carbolic acid
But yeah the citric acid is the main culprit.

>>77199346
Is gfuel actually good? pewdiepie shills the stuff

>>77199357
Our body naturally produces carbonic acid

>>77199395
Does it produce it in your mouth to cover your teeth? Your body makes shit, too. Should that go in your mouth?

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>>77199369
I like it because its basically a light stim preworkout with decent flavor.
The can versions are overpriced (even more so than the powder) and somehow taste worse than just mixing the powder with bottled water.
Stay away from any of the meme or sour flavors. Actually stay away from all of it because you probably wont like it unless you are retarded like me.

>>77199431
Yes, it does. It's just carbon dioxide mixing with h2o ya fuckin retard

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>>77199060
>not drinking your diet soda and 0 calorie energy drinks through a straw

>>77199456
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concentration

>>77199053
I'm dropping energy drinks to once a week. Still love my daily shot of coffee

>>77199060
Are they though, or is this just a thing that you just made up?

>>77199585
plastic straws are illegal now and paper straws are the most disgusting thing you can put in your mouth

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>>77199855
>Are they though, or is this just a thing that you just made up?
Not him, but they really do fuck your teeth up. I finally quit energy drinks after finally noticing my enamel had literal cracks in it.

>>77200120
Weird how you didn't answer the question or address the point that I made.

>>77199887
Mother bitch, use a metal one

>>77199241
Just use preworkout gels. I've been using these for years, 220mg caffeine, perfect teeth. Problem is i basically use them rain or shine every day.

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>>77200612
Forgot pic

>>77200120
Cracks will be from pressure not acid but yeah any fizzy/soda/sweet drink will rot teeth. Far more of a real concern than retards suggesting 200mg of caffeine will kill you. Normies have 400mg + in coffees every day.

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>>77199189
>ashwagandha

>>77199053
blaming caffeine for what the covid-vax destroyed...

>>77200668
Antivaxxers are consistedly wrong about everything. No Great Reset, no mass dying, CVD rates going down (except in MIGA states), cancer deaths going down, no permanent lockdowns, people only wear masks sometimes when they are sick.
I understand you are too proud to admit you were fooled by Russian disinfo but to still go on the internet, 5 years after the covid vaccine came out, and make comments like this takes a special kind of retardation.

Just calculated and I drink ~550-~600mg caffeine per day wtf. Mostly from coffee though

>>77201173
All comes down to tolerance. The recommended daily limit is 400mg. If you're a big guy you could probably spread 600mg throughout a day with no prior tolerance and be fine.

Though dump 400mg all at once no tolerance and you might get in trouble.

>>77201173
amateur

>>77200668
>blaming saline shots for what jews put in everything
lurk moar

>>77199271
Energy drinks have less caffeine than a cup of coffee. Boomers were downing 1000mg+ a day.

>>77199053
this post is sponsored by big sleepy

>>77200072
Why don't you post a chart showing all the other fun chemicals that are in energy drinks, but not coffee? Surely 300% of your daily dose of every B vitamin in one can doesn't hurt, right??

>>77199440
I'm retardmaxxing so it's all good

>>77201447
it's usually about 3 B vitamins, and yes, it literally can't hurt lol. i take 1923% the RDA of B2 in my boron pill every day.

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>>77201447
Oh no, herbs that have been used for centuries, for vitality and stamina, b vitamins and amino acids, how absolutely horrible and health-wrecking. Truly a poisonous concoction designed to kill.

>>77201447
>Surely 300% of your daily dose of every B vitamin in one can doesn't hurt, right??
That's correct. Maybe you should do a little research before automatically concluding that large amounts of something are bad. Here's a hint. Google intrinsic factor.

>>77201476
>hmm maybe we should be skeptical of a hotfix that wasn't even past pre-alpha testing but people call it a stable, vetted release.
>SHUT THE FUCK UP MAGA REPUBLICOID REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i failed the psyop because i decided big pharma's slop was a lower risk than a leaked chinese bioweapon but the facts are the facts no matter how much gaslighting you do: coof vaxx was NOT as thoroughly vetted - and just like how masks went from 'stop buying them they don't work' to a federal offense overnight, the coof shot went from 'i wont take le orange man bad drumf shot' to "SAFE AND EFFECTIVE TRUST THE SCIENCE" after biden won.

>>77199585
I want to fuck that cat

>>77199245
>>77199255
I'm so fucked if this is not bullshit.

>>77199053
Is the only thing that makes me function through the morning and late afternoon. I already tried any vitamin known by humans and they have no effect on me

It's fucking slander, monster zero ultra contains just under 3x the caffeine of most sodas, meanwhile it is low calorie and has no sugar.
Better yet, it has pattern drink ability and doesn't really push you towards multiple cans a day.

It is honestly a great product, if you at least replace daily Starbucks with it, you will save $100-200 a month and find losing weight easier.

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>>77203208
Hello, Senior Account Specialist for Monster Beverage Corporation!

You guys are doing a real S-tier job with the ginseng, but benzoic acid is still a shit-tier cancer chem, so maybe step up your preservative skills a bit and I'll start buying your slop more than bagged Starbucks grounds from the grocery store.

>>77203212
You might want to do some research on just how many products on the market contain benzoic acid.
The risks of it are well documented and known, however, the risks are initially neutralised because monster energy zero ultra does not contain vitamin C.
Further, the amount you would be exposed to does not have any immediate risk of combining in vivo, even if you chug orange juice and monster. Unless you have actively failing kidneys, because benzoic acid is just immediately metabolised into hippuric acid.

>>77202887
Sorry I didn't read your blog post. Sorry you're still hung up on the vaccine meme after like five years bro.

I started drinking Bang and now I’m addicted. Monster doesn’t give me enough of an energy boost.

>>77199060
It's worth the trade off for me. Monster increases my quality of life and helps fitness goals. When my enamel is gone I can just get crowns or whatever is needed. A life without monster unironically is not worth living. Also straws kill the enjoyment

>>77204800
Bang has twice the caffeine of a standard monster. Way too much for me

>>77204810
Fairly certain the zero sugar monsters have erythritol in them which is a chewing gum additive that is studied to fuck with bad bacteria in the mouth so I think they supposedly help with tooth decay. Honestly monster feels like the only energy drink these days that is trying not to kill you and still wants to taste good, og brand too, makes me think about motocross brands like fox that my hick friends were all into in HS.

>>77199053
made me laugh

>>77199245
No evidence that Co2 damages your teeth. It is the acidity that causes the issue, and that is mainly down to added acids like phosphoric acid.
>>77199256
This.

>>77205143
You're confusing erythritol with xylitol.

>>77199053
Coca-Cola is literally worse because it contains phosphoric acid.

It has less caffein than a cup of coffee btw

>>77205179
>No evidence that Co2 damages your teeth. It is the acidity that causes the issue, and that is mainly down to added acids like phosphoric acid.
mostly yeah but the long-lasting stream of the acidic co2 coming from your esophagus and settling on your teeth cant be good either

>>77201476
only one of these was a global psyop thougheverchudbeit

>>77201037
>maga and russia out of nowhere
it's always funny being able to spot a bunkertranny out in the open

>>77199340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxNos8Q4o78

>>77205222
Patently false.

>>77201476
>>77205320
The first variations of the polio and measles vaccines killed just as many as the disease itself. It's one of the reasons why there was so many restrictions on when you could declare a vaccine safe to begin with.

>>77200256
I'm not gonna carry a metal straw like a fucking junkie coon.

>>77200072
For me, it's a reign before benching

Caffeine puts me in a state of anxiety when I drink it. It makes every little thing starts to stress me out.

>>77205143
retard

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>>77199053
A healthy heart shouldn't give a shit about over the counter stimulants.

>>77206872
I find them too flat and sweet, but to each his own

>>77199053
>listen up here little cunt
>if i die you die
>*sips*