>>77203718
based

>>77203718
oh sweet a schizo thread

>>77203718
LMFAO

Thanks, anon. I heartily laughed at this post.

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>"In case you're DYEL, eat clen, tren hard anavar give up."

>>77203718
>He's about to be done with his main sets
>Move the pilates class to the functional trainers
>Yes, make sure they do planks and crunches in front of them
>No, tell them not to actually use the cables
>20 minutes at least
>Now 10 minutes of talking and leaning on them

>>77203718
this is a good ass post

Truman wasn't a robot. They couldn't trigger his biological functions.

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>>77203718
>talking to the homie about your troubles
>he suddenly cuts you off with a "man im pooped, what a day huh"
>he randomly leans down
>sticks a needle into his quads and injects a dose of something
>he looks off past you into the horizon seemingly
>"talk about a pick me up, now lets pick up some weights and tren hard" *winks*
>gets back up "what were you saying anon?"

>>77204845
>he didnt watch the spontaneous ejaculation at work episode

>asian girl comes up to me
>it's that RDL-only cardio bunny that has been randomly coming up to me
>about to ask her out...when she interrupts me:
>“Hey Anon… you ever heard of RAID Shadow Legends?”

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>Honey, you look down, have you failed to hit a new PR on bench? I told you to try out this new preworkout blend!
>Nah, my boss was an asshole today.
>Then I think you should try out this new preworkout blend! It has caffeine which hits you at the beginning then caffeine which hits you at the end, giving you a boost for all your workout! Hitting 2 plates on bench will feel like nothing and I bet it's going to cheer you up!

>>77205521
What the hell are you talking about? Who are you talking to?!

>>77205521
That bitch has the most punchable face I've ever seen.

>>77203718
>seems to be breathing heavy
>mom's spaghetti

>SIR HE IS POSTING ON /fit/
>Good! make sure to have someone shill Ashwaghanda to him
>and make sure to tell him "obsessed" or "rent free" when he calls us out for being Jeets
>also post another looksmax, keto, vegan, CICO denier thread one of each

>also
>have no one actually give him any actual advice other than stretch your psoas

jokes aside I got a good sciatic stretch in today
https://youtu.be/tr88uGR5w80?si=t0jcXLkYpM8wzzOc
popped at both ankles felt amazing.
instead of laying on the ground, I sat in a hamstring stretch position first and just leaned back into laying on the ground.
It hit different and IDK why, did it on a whim.

>>77203844
What's shizo about this?

>>77203718
I remember when that shit first dropped, I was sat in a restaurant in Thailand and they played the euro vision version, the radio edit and then an acoustic all back to back. It look no more than 7 minutes to make me completely dispise this so g.

>>77203844
retard

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>The Tru-Mak Show

>switch truman's bar out with the women's olympic bar so that he thinks his lifts shot up 10 lbs, only for him to find out there is such a thing as a women's olympic bar that weighs less for no reason

>>77203718
>Sir, the astropath is having a seizure. Their highnesses Bogdanoff demand an update.

>he’s getting a little too confident
>send in the moggers

>>77205521
imagine finding out that you got an actress assigned to be your wife for billions of people to see
I would go absolutely insane with lust, would start making love with her every waking second of the show
I would turn the Truman show into a 18+ series almost 24/7
she would give birth 10 times, I would insist on making her deliver at home, just so people could watch her pushing my brats out into the world
The Trumans show

>>77205521
imagine realizing you have an actress just for you to breed
I would just go at it at all possible times
Truman show would turn into a 18+ show about making love to your wife without stop
She would give birth 10 times
I would insist on having the birth at home so the viewers could watch her push out by brats one by one
I would then, at the 10th birth, give a wink to the camera

>>77206831
>>77206923
oh look, both my posts went through

>>77206831
Anon shes not your contractual slave, shes exactly what you said, an actress
And just like in the truman show, the minute you start getting weird on her she will break character right there, hit you with the standard self defence spray her agent signed her with for the role, run off set and immediately sue the director for big $$$ completely forgetting you exist by next week
Theyll bring in a new actress who'll either do the same or youll suddenly be written as the tragic widower who never wants to remarry, and never given another wife to plap

>>77207025
>>77206831
I think this is the part which bothered me in the movie. Like at this point how can you stay neutral? Sure, you van leave him during the day which might be night time outside so you can be with your family, but at this point aren't you a prostitute or an escort? I vaguely remember they discussing they might have the first live conception on television. At that point you are not just an actress but an actual participant in this fantasy. The existential crisis must be horrible.

>>77207182
It would have been a better movie if instead of escaping the set, Truman just started gooning for 16 hours a day