>>77204394
is this ai

>>77204400
no, those are real people
i know one of them, nice fella

>>77204400

No that's not my name's initials

>>77204400
no, this is patrick

>>77204394
Yes, it's probably dangerous and has resulted in rapid brain injury and death on a number of occasions

>>77204394
Yes theyre really bad. Look at it this way. Puncing the front has all the bone and flesh of the face as padding, and your neck is meant to brace for forward impact.
The back of the brain has nothing to it and the neck doesnt really brace that well for it.
Also its where the spine is connected to the brain. A lot of the brain is on the back of your skull. Even a tap or a jab on the back of the skull during soarring is a big no no.

>>77204394
Yes and unironically why fighting outside of a ring is fucking retarded. If someone is going after you, always try to de-escalate. Fuck your ego. If you can’t de-escalate, you run. IF and ONLY if you’ve tried to de-escalate and you can’t run away, you /k/ them. You don’t point to threaten. You don’t go for a non lethal shot. Men who take half measures with self defense end up dead of in jail.

I’m a high red belt in Tai Kwon Do and you’ll NEVER see me in a fair fight with someone who wants to legitimately hurt me.

I’d rather be killed instead of ending up retarded or a quadriplegic because some nigger Million Dollar Babied my neck by accident.

>>77204503

Ok pussy

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>>77204512
He’s not a pussy, and you’ve never been in a fight.
>be me in 2016, 27 years old with a non-professional (street fight) record of 2-1-1 (two wins, one loss, one draw)
>walking down the street in Seattle with a friend
>group of rowdy blacks on the corner ahead of us, carelessly forgot to never relax (around blacks)
>friend ends up getting touched by some street kid with a skateboard, takes offense to this, and is in a verbal argument with him
>one of the blacks comes over and starts jawing
>realize the situation is rapidly getting out of control, attempt to de-escalate
>drunk stocky negro with the big mouth spins around facing me with his hands up
>okay, I guess I’m in a fight now
>fight is going okay, he broke my nose which I vividly remember hearing the crunch of my nose but didn’t feel pain because of adrenaline, but I was sticking him pretty good (he was drunk and shorter than me so I had reach, we were about the same size
>got a few really good body shots in with left jab feint into really hard right into his ribs
>feeling good about how things are going aside from the broken nose
>faggot with a skateboard blasts me right in the back of the head with his skateboard
>proceed to get the absolute shit stomped and beaten out of me after he knocked me unconscious
And that’s how I nearly got murdered by a pack of niggers for no reason. I often think about that blow to the head, as it could’ve very well been lethal had it hit the side of my head or whatever.

Miraculously, I had zero brain damage and I didn’t have a concussion. 12 staples later, I was discharged from the hospital that evening and ever since then I just let shit slide and am hyper vigilant about keeping an eye out for rowdy niggers (of both the white and black variety). Things can go south in an instant, and I would beg of you from the bottom of my heart to PLEASE avoid any and all street fights.

>>77204554

A skateboard is a thin wooden board u probably have a glass for a skull also didn't happen

>>77204512
Nobody wins a street fight. You just look like a nigger and probably get a ride in a cop car to county jail.

>>77204572
Are you fucking retarded?
>what are wheels
>what are metal trucks
A skateboard deck without wheels probably weighs 4-5lbs. It’s laminated/epoxied plywood and that isn’t even counting the wheels/trucks (which was what he hit me with); bro the sound of the wheels hitting my skull is all I remember along with a bright flash then darkness then regaining consciousness while the group of future doctors and lawyers were kicking the shit out of me while yelling about “turning my pockets” (trying to steal my wallet and phone).

>>77204572
Also dumbfuck ESL: it didn’t shatter my skull, it split my head open but my skull/brain were miraculously unharmed. I received a dozen staples and was discharged that same night.

Do whatever you want I guess, but don’t say you weren’t warned :)

>>77204588

You got chimped on because you were weak, your boyfriend friend that instigated it sat back and watched it lmao

>>77204588

Racist bitchboy, highly contributing member of society

>>77204633
brown

>>77204400
do you really have to ask
I hope OP gets cancer and dies for making me look at this trash

>>77204394
https://youtube.com/shorts/DE1qK_AgXj0?si=lbJQWwlQXaRvUcPw

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Might as well ask here rather than start a new thread. Could I get some recommendations for punching bag alternatives that are ergonomic and somewhat cheap? I hear most of the newer stuff and brands are all Chinese sweatshop garbage but I want something reliable I can put up in my room and practice on.

>>77204554
Your retarded friend started shit for no good reason and you blame the blacks lmfao you can't make this up.

>>77204394
Yeah. The back lower part of the brain is where most of the life support systems are controlled heart, lungs and what not. Swelling or any kind of damage there can kill a person easier than say the frontal lobes that are more the thinky bits.

>>77204841

The skull is very hard I don't see how it would happen unless it was a swing with a bat

>>77204827
LOL. You fucking retard. The street kid literally touched him in the ear with a hotdog as we were walking by. He took offense to this, and the stocky ape said “yo nigga he can do what he wants”.

There were 6-8 of them standing on a corner, a whole pack of them. Like I said, it’s my fault because I forgot to “not relax”. I relaxed, and that’s what happened. It was for absolutely no reason and we did *nothing* wrong. Simply walking down the street, and I almost get beaten to death by a pack of animals.

Post body. Based on your reading comprehension and conclusions you drew about the situation, I’m pretty sure I already know what I’m dealing with here.
>and you blame the blacks
Well yeah, the blacks were stomping an unarmed, unconscious man to death for no reason.
>>77204633
Racist? Do you have any idea how prevalent black on white violence is vs the opposite? One is common, the other rarely happens. Even BLACK PEOPLE know to watch out for other black people.

>>77204705

How do u cope with seeing the trash in the mirror every day

>>77204909

You didn't eat ur veggies that's why it happened, /fit/ trolled u with carnivore diets. Always remember to stay hydrated and eat ur onion rings

You're lucky they didn't have a knife or a gun in merica

>>77204909

You don't even remember the exact number in a stressful situation like that, seems like missing some brain cells

>>77204918
That was my point: anything can happen in a street fight. You can get killed or maimed in seconds, and if you live in a city then you can never EVER ever “relax”, gotta keep that head on a swivel.

Remember the knockout game?

>>77204922
Yeah you’re right, after waking up from being knocked unconscious it’s definitely my bad for not knowing exactly how many people were kicking the shit out of me. Lol. It was more than four, less than ten. I’d guess 6-8.

>>77204908
It doesn't have to be super hard. If you hit it hard enough to interrupt it's pattern generation for even a second it can just snowball into unconscious because of the abrupt drop in blood pressure or create an arrhythmia.

>>77204554
>muh fist fight
Yeah fuck that mate I carry a lock knife and I'll stab a nigger before I get lost in the sauce brawling multiple monkeys

>>77205576
I never leave home without my wakazashi and tanto.

>>77204910
are you 12 yo?

>>77204827
Nigger detected.

>>77204554
I've been in several "street fights" aka stupidity and it's not dangerous lmao . You do know every weekend thousands of men throw punches at each others skulls and fall to the floor etc

Look at worldstar or fight gif threads. How many die? One in a billion, you're more likely to die falling down the stairs lmao

But yeah if you have a gun then it's pointless

>>77204827
The niggers started touching him for no reason, they always start the fights when they are in a pack of ferals.

>>77204554
>Miraculously, I had zero brain damage and I didn’t have a concussion.
No nigger, that's the norm. That's how fights usually go.

Zoomers overestimate the deadliness of street fighting. Especially in the US, you're extremely sheltered from violence and have to parrot old wives tales. Yes, accidents do happen but they're rare.

>>77206177
Basically this, the biggest danger in brawls is someone drawing a knife, not you hitting your head.

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>>77204572
This example took 5 seconds to find. I'm sure there are many such cases.

>>77206206
>11 years ago
That should tell you how rare it is.

>>77206206
>11 years ago
That should tell you how rare it is.

>>77206177

That's because the average person is untrained and doesn't hit very hard

>>77206264
Cope. A knockout is a knockout.

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>>77206198
Can you people NOT READ? Are you all actually, literally, functionally illiterate ESL’s???

What part about
>get struck in the head with a blunt object that has metal parts attached to it swung like a baseball bat
Did you not understand???

It would have CAVED MY SKULL IN of it hit me in the side of the head. Jesus Christ, you are a fucking RETARD.
>that’s how fights usually go, you’re extremely sheltered from violence and listen to wives tales
I’d been in FOUR fights prior to almost getting murdered for no reason. I knocked one guy out and the other victory, a guy blindsided me and I used a double leg takedown to drop his friend then held him by the throat while on top of him and fed him knuckle sandwiches

>>77206177
Read the above part where I almost got killed because somebody used a WEAPON in what I thought was a fist fight.
>>77206218
How often do you think people are getting blasted in the head with skateboards? A skateboard to the head is probably more lethal than a baseball bat because it isn’t exactly blunt, it has sharp edges and metal fixtures

I would heem every anon I (you)’d. Literally pick you up by your neck and throw you through a wall lmao

>>77206345
Shut the fuck up you squirrely retard. This is just 4chan. Go do something more important. You…do have something more important to do, right?

>>77206345
>Are you all actually, literally, functionally illiterate ESL's???
Yes the majority of this website is brown people because they have internet now and can speak English. The only solution is to ban non-american/european/australian IPs.

>>77204572
Mouthbreather-tier post

>>77206382
>not banning Aussie IPs
you Aussies got real cocky ever since moot left

>>77204458
>Puncing the front has all the bone and flesh of the face as padding
Implying the back of your skull is missing and there is not skin on top of it. What the fuck are you talking about?

>>77206419

So someone that gets in more oxygen than usual? Disabled.

>>77206456
You are *literally* too stupid to insult: it’s actually impressive.

>>77206463

Ok retard

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>>77206363
>SAAAR NOOO SAAR PLEASE SAAAR PLEASE BE DOING OF THE UP SHUTTING YOU BASTERD SQUIRREL BITCH BENCHOD
Is it true that the tastiest, juiciest cow poop is only found between the two rails of a train track? I know how sneaky freight trains can be, it must be hard when the poop you want to eat can only be harvested from such dangerous places.

>>77206463

Must be a disciple of mew, I wish all these basement incels would get off this board

>>77206188

They touched his ear with a hotdog that's a big no-no

>>77204503
> high redbelt

1. Not even half-way through rank system in a "sport" for kids (muh 10 black belt dans)
2. In a sport that has nothing to do with actually fighting and actively encourages you to keep your hands down.
3. "High red belt" like there is a "low red belt"

Embarrassing. And I am not even trolling.

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>>77206512
If anybody is familiar with Seattle, it was from the street meat hotdog guy that was always selling dogs on the corner of neumos. I was nearly killed right next to the dumpster outside of comet tavern/lost lake.

The group of future doctors/lawyers were congregated on the corner outside come tavern and we were walking up pike street from Linda’s.

I kept an eye out for the street kid with the skateboard for the three years I lived there before moving away, never saw him again. I was going to make sure he wasn’t able to ever eat solid food again.

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>>77204503
Theres such a trend of
>"trust me I train and a real fight will HUMBLE you, you should just run away"
It's the combat sport equivalent of Reddit losing their shit over trigger discipline or the low smoke point of olive oil.
It's just the thing you say when you want to look like you've studied a martial art.
Gay and waste of time even reading it, shut the fuck up

>>77204554
>Bragging about 2:1 win to lose ratio
>Gets his nose broken

Retard faggot with no training

>>77204394
Nigga, why da fuck did you make this or save it?
>rabbit punch shows a short right to the temple
>low blow isn't a low blow
>punching below the belt is a low blow
>backhand is a straight right to the jaw
>other images are equally trash

>>77208312
>retard faggot with no training
Right. That was my point, and I stated my official street fight record to illustrate I am not just making shit up or fearmongering.

>making fun of me for getting my nose broken
It happens. It’s a fight, there was another grown man trying to beat me up and he was able to punch me in the face. It’s weird, I didn’t feel it at all when it happened aside from the crunching noise/sensation but there was zero pain or eye watering like I’d always been told there would be.

Every man should definitely get in at least one fist fight with a stranger when he’s young because it teaches you a lot of things. If a man has never been in a physical altercation, I don’t believe that they can be trusted or respected in any meaningful way.

>>77204554
>Miraculously, I had zero brain damage
You live in Seattle and relaxed around coons. I'm pressing X really hard.

>>77204572
Motherfucker I skated for over a decade.

THEY ARE FUCKING DEADLY.

>>77209853

A skateboard is light and can't be swung with max speed like a bat

warning, muy thai shitters train with cheating in mind. accidental groin kicks, headbutts, eye gouging and aiming for the back of your head is normal for those goofs

>>77210042

A fighting style from poverty garbage

>>77210059
I first thought it was because all brazilians are dirty filthy cheaters and the muy thai fighters from there were the worst offenders. but no, thais, mountain russians, arabs, jon jones, anyone who traines muy thai will try the dirtiest moves at any time.