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what are some esoteric ways of adding weight to my dumbbells without having to buy new ones?
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>>77204942
Try dropping them onto yourself from above. That will make them feel heavier, and you'll hopefully stop asking dumbass questions. Maybe you'll unlock the esoteric ways of 5th grade math, and realize that buying new dumbbells for every weight increment is really fucking stupid.
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>>77204942
-Wear training weights on your wrists while you lift them.
-Hook resistance bands to them.
-Just buy more fucking dumbbells. You'll use them, and it's still much cheaper than gym membership.
-And if you ever decide to quit working out, you can resell them and get at least half your money back.
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>>77205428
>Duct tape buckets of water to them
Much less awkward: sand-filled zip-loc bags duct-taped on.
>>77205435
>go to a gym, don't be afraid of women in public spaces
Says someone who never caught gym cooties. I beat my last round with a couple antibiotics b4 home-gymmin'
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>>77204942
If they're iron:
>magnets can add an arbitrary amount of weight
>rust increases the mass of an iron weight by 10-100g depending on the steel quality
If it's a container with sand:
>put more fucking sand in it?
>replace the sand with silicon carbide
>replace the sand with metal powder
If you have Very Large Hands:
>hold 2 of them
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>>77204942
you can put' em in a backpack and add more shit to it. be creative my nigga
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>>77204942
never too late to invest in TRULAPs.
they show weight in lb on the other side btw (up to 92.5 lbs / 41.5 kg)
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neutron bombardment - if you keep it in a high intensity neutron beam for a duration of time several times longer than the current life of the observable universe, you might gain a pound of material, it just won't be iron anymore.