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I learned how to ride this shit today and I've been doing nothing but riding it downhill all day. it's insane cardio. you get completely gassed after about 20 meters. it's also an insane leg workout, especially calves. why aren't (You) unicycling, anon? it only takes about an hour to learn if you're not retarded
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How many times did your prostate burst while riding it and what lube are you using to shove such a big object
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You look like a fucking clown. You’ll never, not ever, make such a circus prop popular.
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niggas clownmaxxing lmao
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saw a lad on youtube went round the world on one these. his legs were serious in fairness
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>>77207739
I bet the gains are gonna be silly. Straight goofy even. Go out there and clown on the normies.

Honk honk
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>>77207749
anti clownmaxxer seethe
>>77207760
based. I'm always down to clown on normalfags
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>>77207775
To normal people, clown is an insult. You’ll figure out humans with a little time and effort. I have faith in you.
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>>77207739
Maybe 20 years ago I was out mtb with the bros and ran into a father and teenage son that had off-road unicycles.

The father was absolutely living his best life. Huge smile, shirt off and pretty fit, kind of a goofy face though. Picture a guy riding a unicycle im the woods, and this was him, and he loved it.

Teenage son was clearly dying inside.
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>>77207775
disregard the opinions of others and enjoy your life. Truly chad behavior. Cheers brah.
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these seats look comfortable
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>>77207837
needs a buttplug so you don't fall of
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>>77207857
classic
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>>77207837
you don't really sit in them. you use your thighs to prevent the wheel from turning horizontally without your torso following along in the rotation
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>>77207822
do people actually look down on you for having mad skills and being able to ride a literal circus prop tier vehicle?
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Combine it with juggling it's a good brain workout
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>>77207880
just reddit posting teenagers who never leave their house.
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>>77207884
where do you workout? I workout at the circus

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