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I work out because I'm 43 and going to die alone & childless, so getting weak and frail isn't really an option
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>>77213468
My dad had me in his 50s and I came out just autistic enough to research anti-aging therapies better than Bryan Johnson.
>t. frame-mogs said
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>>77213468
I'm 35 but in line for a similar fate
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>>77213468
>>77213508
gentlemen i have a solution.
we duel to the death with 1RM lifts.
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I’m 23 and khhv. How do I not end up like you? Please give tips
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>>77213531
just bee urself bro
chicks love that
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It is what it is.
At this point I just find the humor in it.
Hermit lifestyle until the day I die, baby.
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>>77214609
>power shrugs
kek
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>>77213477
No wonder you're retarded
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>>77214609
>>77213468
see >>77213515
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>>77213468
same
the moment i'm unable to take a shit clean up on my own i'm putting a gun to my mouth.
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>>77213531
Find as many ways of doing social activities based around your interests as possible, meet grils, be confident and friendly but not weird
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>>77213468
It really is funny how a lineage that spent billions of years evolving ends not in some spectacular way like getting ripped apart by a lion or getting my head cut off on a medieval battlefield, but because I simply can't get any pussy.
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I work out because I cannot work a job and I must stay attractive so that my girlfriend continues to provide for me
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>>77214654
i like to browse noble lineages on wikipedia (and seethe in envy) and most of them die out because of some duke dying alone in his castle

it brings comfort
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>>77214650
Kek
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>>77214654
go to cum centers and donate sperm and you will force your lineage onwards
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>>77214661
Kek, same. Foids have been doing this for thousands of years so I don't see an issue with giving them some of that ol' gender equality.

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