Anonymous Dick shape chart
04/30/26(Thu)16:24:35
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2704375
what do u say boys? is this all of them? is yours on here? Showing all 45 replies.
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Anonymous
04/30/26(Thu)17:55:15
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2704382
>>2704375 Do the cylinders shaft with the pointed heads count separate?
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Anonymous
04/30/26(Thu)18:04:30
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2704383
>>2704382 maybe? thats debatable
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Anonymous
05/01/26(Fri)01:05:26
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2704401
>>2704375 I think the cylinder is most like mine, but maybe leaning towards baseball bat
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Anonymous
05/01/26(Fri)02:51:21
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2704423
>>2704375 What about uncut
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Anonymous
05/01/26(Fri)03:04:30
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2704427
>>2704375 Cylinder but head is smaller so looks like the eggplant too
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Anonymous
05/01/26(Fri)20:28:14
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2704475
>>2704375 mine is mushroom, got got fucked by an eggplant. nothing like the feeling of your asshole closing around the base of his cock, only to spread back open when he's pulling back.
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Anonymous
05/01/26(Fri)23:00:53
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2704488
Cylinder or Pylon the rest suck for getting fucked with.
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Anonymous
05/01/26(Fri)23:53:30
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2704490
middle 4 are like alien dicks, wtf is eggplant omg
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Anonymous
05/02/26(Sat)00:11:06
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2704492
Eggplant and baseball bat are not distinct shapes, they're the same
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Anonymous
05/02/26(Sat)00:31:49
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2704496
>>2704492 Eggplant is thickest at the top of the shaft with a smaller head Baseball bat keeps getting thicker and is thickest at the head
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Anonymous
05/02/26(Sat)11:51:56
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2704524
>>2704423 These apply to uncut, it’s just the underlying structure I’ve seen uncut mushrooms
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Anonymous
05/02/26(Sat)13:54:09
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2704525
>>2704375 Mine is inbetween cylinder and baseball bat. Probably closer to cylinder. Also with an upward curve, and uncut. Hate pylon, football and especially mushroom. Mushroom is so terrible. Would suck every single cylinder in the world. Eggplant is fine if BBC, fat and juicy. Love cocks, what can I do.
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Anonymous
05/02/26(Sat)14:50:13
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2704528
>>2704375 I’m a big cylinder
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Anonymous
05/02/26(Sat)16:45:01
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2704531
>>2704375 You forgot one (mine)
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Anonymous
05/02/26(Sat)18:25:50
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2704537
>>2704375 No banana dick? Banana sticks are the goddam best. I personally pack a cylinder, but anytime I see a decently sized curvy schlong on a handsome porn actor, my versatility goes out the window and I'm in bottom mode
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Anonymous
05/02/26(Sat)18:43:09
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2704541
>>2704375 What would this be considered?
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Anonymous
05/02/26(Sat)23:57:38
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2704560
>>2704541 cylinder but the heads more narrow
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Anonymous
05/03/26(Sun)00:02:56
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2704562
>>2704537 I think banana is essentially football no? tapered on the ends and thicker in the middle?
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Anonymous
05/03/26(Sun)05:21:57
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2704569
>>2704531 >not to scale It's not the length, it's the puncturing width that's the problem.
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Anonymous
05/03/26(Sun)06:08:59
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2704573
>>2704560 I was thinking I was a big cylinder, just wanted other opinions to confirm. Yeah I got the narrow head, thanks for the input anon
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Anonymous
05/03/26(Sun)08:29:52
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2704594
>>2704562 He’s asking about the curve, not the shape. Unusual case of retard on /hm/.>>2704537 The picture is about the various shapes of cock shafts; the curve is an entirely different matter.
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Anonymous
05/03/26(Sun)12:00:35
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2704598
>>2704573 Small to medium cylinder. Sorry
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Anonymous
05/03/26(Sun)16:58:06
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2704607
pylon/football cocks give me the ick real bad t.cylinder man
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Anonymous
05/03/26(Sun)19:16:55
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2704612
>>2704607 for me that baseball bat/eggplant. theres no support at the base. it feels like theyre gonna snap off
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Anonymous
05/03/26(Sun)19:29:19
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2704613
What would my weird ass dick be considered?
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Anonymous
05/03/26(Sun)20:31:02
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2704614
>>2704613 can’t you read the picture? it’s the eggplant
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Anonymous
05/03/26(Sun)21:43:30
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2704617
Cylinder
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Anonymous
05/03/26(Sun)21:50:15
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2704618
>>2704617 nah thats got a bit of a pylon shape. u guys r dumb
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Anonymous
05/03/26(Sun)23:46:54
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2704622
>>2704617 >>2704618 Mushroom.
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Anonymous
05/04/26(Mon)20:10:51
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2704684
>>2704622 no
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Anonymous
05/06/26(Wed)03:43:19
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2704802
>>2704613 football shape which btw is peak cock shape, yours is alright but a bigger head would make it perfect
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Anonymous
05/06/26(Wed)04:30:59
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2704803
Cylinder
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Anonymous
05/06/26(Wed)04:32:31
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2704805
Pylon
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Anonymous
05/06/26(Wed)04:33:50
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2704806
Baseball bat
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Anonymous
05/06/26(Wed)04:34:39
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2704807
Football
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Anonymous
05/06/26(Wed)04:35:21
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2704808
Eggplant
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Anonymous
05/06/26(Wed)04:36:06
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2704809
Mushroom
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Anonymous
05/06/26(Wed)11:32:30
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2704828
>>2704375 My Cylinder
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Anonymous
05/06/26(Wed)11:36:49
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2704829
I think im a decent cylinder?
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Anonymous
05/06/26(Wed)12:26:03
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2704831
>>2704828
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Anonymous
05/08/26(Fri)21:56:09
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2704961
>>2704808 wtf??
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Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)08:45:04
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2704985
???
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Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)10:04:36
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2704986
>>2704375 I remember one of the fav vids on xtube was a guy with a dick somewhere in the range of baseball-bat - football - eggplant trying to squeeze into a super tight hole. Looked like it wasn't going to fit but he just about tore that ass open getting it in. About made me cum from seeing the penetration alone the first time. So yeah, bb/football/eggplant does wonders for me. On the opposite end of the spectrum, pylon has absolutely no appeal to me Its like a butt plug without the 'drop off' just above the base. A weird traffic cone cock basically.
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Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)23:25:41
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2705018
>>2704986 All the middle 4 are weird and ugly af to me but i think the eggplant is the worst looking. the example in this thread is gross they r just deformed to me
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Anonymous
05/15/26(Fri)12:55:24
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2705416
Between football and cylinder
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