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what do u say boys? is this all of them? is yours on here?
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>>2704375
Do the cylinders shaft with the pointed heads count separate?
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>>2704382
maybe? thats debatable
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>>2704375
I think the cylinder is most like mine, but maybe leaning towards baseball bat
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>>2704375
What about uncut
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>>2704375
Cylinder but head is smaller so looks like the eggplant too
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>>2704375
mine is mushroom, got got fucked by an eggplant. nothing like the feeling of your asshole closing around the base of his cock, only to spread back open when he's pulling back.
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Cylinder or Pylon the rest suck for getting fucked with.
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middle 4 are like alien dicks, wtf is eggplant omg
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Eggplant and baseball bat are not distinct shapes, they're the same
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>>2704492
Eggplant is thickest at the top of the shaft with a smaller head

Baseball bat keeps getting thicker and is thickest at the head
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>>2704423

These apply to uncut, it’s just the underlying structure

I’ve seen uncut mushrooms
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>>2704375
Mine is inbetween cylinder and baseball bat. Probably closer to cylinder. Also with an upward curve, and uncut.

Hate pylon, football and especially mushroom. Mushroom is so terrible. Would suck every single cylinder in the world. Eggplant is fine if BBC, fat and juicy.

Love cocks, what can I do.
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>>2704375
I’m a big cylinder
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>>2704375
No banana dick?
Banana sticks are the goddam best. I personally pack a cylinder, but anytime I see a decently sized curvy schlong on a handsome porn actor, my versatility goes out the window and I'm in bottom mode
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>>2704375
What would this be considered?
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>>2704541
cylinder but the heads more narrow
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>>2704537
I think banana is essentially football no? tapered on the ends and thicker in the middle?
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>>2704531
>not to scale
It's not the length, it's the puncturing width that's the problem.
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>>2704560
I was thinking I was a big cylinder, just wanted other opinions to confirm. Yeah I got the narrow head, thanks for the input anon
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>>2704562
He’s asking about the curve, not the shape. Unusual case of retard on /hm/.

>>2704537
The picture is about the various shapes of cock shafts; the curve is an entirely different matter.
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>>2704573
Small to medium cylinder. Sorry
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pylon/football cocks give me the ick real bad
t.cylinder man
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>>2704607
for me that baseball bat/eggplant. theres no support at the base. it feels like theyre gonna snap off
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What would my weird ass dick be considered?
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>>2704613
can’t you read the picture? it’s the eggplant
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Cylinder
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>>2704617
nah thats got a bit of a pylon shape. u guys r dumb
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>>2704617
>>2704618
Mushroom.
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>>2704622
no
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>>2704613
football shape which btw is peak cock shape, yours is alright but a bigger head would make it perfect
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Cylinder
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Pylon
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Baseball bat
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Football
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Eggplant
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Mushroom
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>>2704375
My Cylinder
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I think im a decent cylinder?
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>>2704828
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>>2704808
wtf??
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???
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>>2704375
I remember one of the fav vids on xtube was a guy with a dick somewhere in the range of baseball-bat - football - eggplant trying to squeeze into a super tight hole. Looked like it wasn't going to fit but he just about tore that ass open getting it in. About made me cum from seeing the penetration alone the first time.

So yeah, bb/football/eggplant does wonders for me. On the opposite end of the spectrum, pylon has absolutely no appeal to me Its like a butt plug without the 'drop off' just above the base. A weird traffic cone cock basically.
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>>2704986
All the middle 4 are weird and ugly af to me but i think the eggplant is the worst looking. the example in this thread is gross they r just deformed to me
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Between football and cylinder

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