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DJT is a language learning thread for those studying the Japanese language.
Japanese speakers learning English are welcome, too.

Read the guide linked below before asking how to learn Japanese:
https://web.archive.org/web/20220326112058/https://itazuraneko.neocities.org/learn/guide.html
Grammar references: https://djtguide.github.io/grammar/grammarmain.html

Archive of older threads: https://desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/Daily%20Japanese%20Thread/

Translation requests, insults, politics, reddit posts, lust, learning method / eceleb discussions: >>>/jp/djt

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>DeadJT
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掃除機をかけいたら音楽を聞きます
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南麼 三曼多勃馱喃 婆

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNznFz4pxvc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXmirq-O-jo
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>>219476943
I realised I didn't fully understand the grammar of ながら, that the two things must share the same subject, till I read these posts. I've missed the nuance of this word completely
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吹く風の さそふ物とは しりながら
ちりぬる花の しひてこひしき
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年の内は みな春ながら くれななん
花見てだにも うきよすぐさん
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we can never return to those days
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What if there's nothing more to me, I'm just skin and bones?
What if there's nothing more to you?
What if there's nothing left for us?
Will anyone remember, or does it all just simply turn to dust?

Will we be alright, left alone tonight?
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https://files.catbox.moe/927qyc.mp4
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>>219494586
ハイル・ヒットラ!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD36FWT7aVA
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>無鉄砲
>Literally: no firearm
>meaning: Reckless
Weird but ok.
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>>219492544
Ohhh....!
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>>>/a/286303575
>>>/a/286304899
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>“Please be my female!1“
>Translating mesu to female in this context is just as stupid, if not worse.
is this true?
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>>219495621
雌 is like the scientific, clinical term for female. Same with 雄, its the scientific term for male.
In certain contexts it can be derogatory though.
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>>219490839
まさに電光石火! (∪^ω^) わんわんお!
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>>219495536
>◇「むてほう(無手法)」または「むてんぽう(無点法)」の転という。

>>219495621
It's not the same connotation, but how else would you translate it
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>https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/佐々木未
>「未来」という名前は、父親が名付けた。当初は「美恋」にしようと思っていたが、それだとキラキラっぽくなるという理由から「未来」にしたという[3]。「みこい」は音が良いと思ったことにちなむ[3]。
Is it just me, or isn't 未来 more キラキラ?
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>>219500551
>Is it just me, or isn't 未来 more キラキラ?
Speaking as a native Japanese speaker, I feel like 未来 as a given name is widely accepted compared to the past.
In fact, one of my coworkers has the name 未来.
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みこいと読まれてるの初めて見たな
美恋はキラキラしてると思うけど未来(みこい)は全然そんな気がしない
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>>219501023
Even if it's read みこい?

>>219501152
ふーん、そうなんですか
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>>219501623
>Even if it's read みこい?
No, it's usually read as みらい or みく and I've never seen anyone with a name pronounced みこい in my life.
Not gonna lie, it sounds ridiculous and lame to me.
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光宙(ぴかちゅう)
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明確な基準は無いが、あまりに読み方が異なると認められない可能性がある
らしい
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江戸呂理
雌岡正太

>>219501976
>Not gonna lie, it sounds ridiculous and lame to me.
So do you think it's きらきら after all? If so, would you feel less so if it was 美恋, or do you feel so regardless of the spelling?
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>>219502238
>So do you think it's きらきら after all?
Yeah, I think it is.

>If so, would you feel less so if it was 美恋, or do you feel so regardless of the spelling?
The latter.
みこい sounds incredibly silly to me no matter how it's spelled in Japanese.

If I had to give a name to my daughter by using 恋, I would use れん over こい, but still it sounds kind of silly because its pronunciation is the same thing as 未練, 未恋, etc.
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>>219501976
>Even if it's read みこい
>No
Oops, I just noticed I should've replied "yes" if I find the name キラキラ.
Sorry if the mistake causes confusion, Austrian anon.
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>>219502640
>みこい sounds incredibly silly to me no matter how it's spelled in Japanese.
Gotcha, thanks! To be honest, to me it doesn't sound much different than other names like みこ or みのり

>>219502961
I think "no" is right here, since my "even if" is asking about your feeling of it being normal, which you then negate.
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>>219503202
>I think "no" is right here, since my "even if" is asking about your feeling of it being normal, which you then negate.
I see, thank you.
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https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm30083650
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バムプス
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxmimVxMSyc

懐かしい
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Is there any good source for jp subs for older anime (pre-2000/2005)? Jimaku doesn’t seem to have many, particularly for OVAs and films.
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>>219511877
逆の english subs/ jp voice ならあるけれどねぇ
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最近、読むのがちょっと遅いな
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>>>/a/286320774
>I was close to PO the jacket but it was too expensive for a sukujan, how's the quality?
is the "PO" short for Pre-Order?
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>>219514617
I think it must be, but it's not a common abbreviation (PO makes me think purchase order or post office). Maybe the buyfags use it if they talk about preorders a lot.
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揉み搾る
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I'm just not smart enough
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fit hot fat :3
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>>219518266
stop using your smartphone
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>>219518361
何そのスマホ、クソデカいww。
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>>219518394
大きいのが流行っているよ
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Is there still some existing mirror of Itazuraneko's LN library (not just the website itself without the resources)? Or any similar LN raw library?
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揉みしぐれる
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>>219511877
there are barely and official jp subs for old series.

>>219519547
i have the mega rip of itazuraneko
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ねー
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山田二郎どうして(´・ω:;.:...
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チンコリン
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今度は紅い蝶のリメイク版か
余計なことばっかり
オリジナルはそのままでいいんですよ
現代のメーカーさんは新しいのがもう作れない
ホラーはPS2時代で終わった
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>>219528459
>ホラーはPS2時代で終わった
え?
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>>219529714
バイオは4以来ホラーじゃない
アクションシューティングだ
4の時から、そうでないと売れないよ、という妄想が生まれて
ホラーは皆それに寄せて、ホラーっぽさを失った
刺青の聲みたいな名作はもう作らない
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りもがしだ? Is it some kind of word for working out?
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>>219532274
オレは
いそがし(い)なだよ
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My ん became a な but it shouldn't prevent you from understanding
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泣きながら歩く
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なきがらが歩く
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>>219534201
上を向いて歩こう
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>>219536420
Unidentified Feline Object! (ΦωΦ)
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>>219536420
wtf is this real
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>>219530031
あたしホラーあんまり詳しくありませんが、バイオはホラー要素まだ結構残ってるでしょ?
じゃ、Alien: IsolationやOutlastはどうですか
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これなんの漢字なのだろうか
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>>219537468
統括
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>>219537537
感謝するぜ、相棒。
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>>219537468
Thanks for the arrow, I almost missed it
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dixie foxie ∑:3
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>>219537722
どういたしましてだ
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あかご
みどりご
オリビアロドリゴ
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オ アルゴ
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おはよう!
家の内装を和風にしたいのですが、どれくらい難しいのか分かりません。
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>>219483501
chino chan
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I'm sorry I couldn't be good enough
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>>219538458
畳を敷く
窓に障子を追加
屏風を立てる
掛け軸を壁に吊るす
その近くに一輪挿しの花
日本刀でもよし
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>>219530031
わかる
怖くてプレイを中断するみたいな冷たい興奮はもう体験できないんじゃないか
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「それにプリンもそうですが、パンもピザも美味しいですから。人が集まるのはしかたないと思います」
ノアにいろいろと現状の甘さを指摘される。

Hm, 甘さ? How is this being used? I can't make much sense of any of the dictionary meanings.
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>>219539637
詰めが甘い! >:3
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>>219539637
厳しさに欠けているさま。また、くみしやすいさま。「子供に―・い親」「相手を―・く見たのが誤りだ」
評価の基準が厳格でない。「―・い採点」辛い。
しっかりした心構えができていない。「そんな―・い考えでは世間は渡れない
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>>219539651
>>219539645
So it's like the "inadequate/loose" gloss, but I can't see the connection between the two statements... Thank you, I'll re-read the section
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ユナさんは甘いです。このプリン以上に考えが甘いです。

From earlier in the scene, it's a pun surely.
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>>219539835
Yeah!
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>>219540097
分かった、ありがとう!
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whats the difference between mental how/that
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>>219540341
There is a tiny, subtle difference.
how = the way / どのように
that = the fact that / 〜ということ
“how” talks about the way something happens.
“that” talks about the fact that something happens.

Mental that frieren shagged stark like that. Mental how they ended up in the last panel.
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https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm45994001
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoWNpnwf2xQ
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重要

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgtYZ2MkqDA
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>まるで街を舞台に戦闘でも起こったかのようだ。
This sentence enrages and confuses me.
Why the fuck is を used here? isnt 起こった intransitive?
What the fuck is going on?
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>>219542262
>まるで街を舞台に(して)ー
>"as if" the city is the stage-
I think this is 副詞節
街 is not an object of 起こった
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>>219542478
>に(して)
俺はバカかも。ありがとうね。
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youtube stop recommeding me 50 year old gaijin in japan
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>>219542905
I killed him and ate his soul
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>>219539077
ありがとうございます
ブラジルの日本店舗でこれを販売してもらえると嬉しいです
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百合
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>>219545252
最高
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上手く言えないけど…
私ね、君といてそう思ったの。
人を好きになるって…
自分が持ってかれることなんだなって…
そしてそれは、結構幸せなことだなって…


自分が持ってかれる is this like having your heart taken away or something? Lit having oneself being taken away?
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ガチな話スピーキングってどう鍛えるの
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>>219546301
>is this like having your heart taken away or something? Lit having oneself being taken away?
both
like あくがる in old japanese
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6月発売のパープルソフトウェアの新作マガルミナ
体験版ちょっと遊んでみたけどゆずソフトの作品のようにハイパーほのぼのらしくて退屈してしまう
千恋万花と喫茶ステラやったことあるが両方ともつまらなすぎて死にかけて途中でやめた
よくわからないけど体験版は6時間ぐらいかかるらしいし最後まで遊べず途中で投げるんじゃないかな
別に作品のクオリティに問題があるわけでもないけどね、普通によく売れるだろうな
ただやはり自分はこういうのはあまり好きじゃないだけで
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もっと日本以外の日常パート増えろ! (`・ω・´)シャキーン
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>>219546301
I have no idea what you're having trouble with.
The 自分 here indicates you (I mean, the speaker).
持って(い)かれる is used when something is taken or stolen from someone against your own will, so 自分が持って(い)かれる figuratively expresses your heart is captivated by the one who you have feelings for.
There's nothing to it.
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言葉多すぎる
頭痛いよ
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>>219547925
無理しないでね( ˘ω˘)スヤァ
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>>219547588
I see. It's just that I thought she'd use something like 自分の心 or something
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ガンダーラ ガンダーラ
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>>219551026
Is it true?
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ちょっと救済をください
>お部屋キマった
どういう意味
>これ以上の私の子宮をぉレオパレす訳には
>レオパレす
これもどういう意味
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>>219552705
>レオパレす
レオパレスからの造語だと思う。
「レオパレス21 (Leopalace21)」は単身向けの賃貸住宅を提供する日本の不動産会社で、防火や耐震の基準を満たしていない違法物件を建設していた事で問題になった会社。
ネット上では、品質が悪い賃貸住宅の代表格で、壁が薄くて隣の住人のあらゆる音が聞こえるというミームになってる。

直前の台詞に「ボク(アストルフォ)がイく前に20回イッたら赤ちゃんのお部屋をまた一週間借りる」と書かれているから
>これ以上私の子宮をレオパレす (=アストルフォ用の賃貸住宅にする)訳にはいかない
みたいな意味で作者は使ったんだろうと推測する。
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面白い電池を見つかった
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怖いねぇ
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>>219553558
わかりやすくて役にも立つ。
ありがとうなのだ
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>>219554923
液漏れ激しそう
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>>219553558
ええっと、前者の方もお願いできますか?
お部屋がキマるってもしかしてここでは「子宮がキマる」と読むべきだなのかしら。ならここは「子宮が絶頂を迎えている」と理解していいのでは?どう思われます?
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my japanese youtube shorts are becoming more and more AI slop, quite irritating.
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>>219557955
>youtube shorts
As if non-AI is any less slop
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The day after tomorrow I will reach 3000 entries in my file. That's more than 1500 unique kanji in around 3 months + sentences I learn every day and grammar. This game is getting funnier every time lmao
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>>219558056
i know.. i know... but im immersioooooning
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>>219557955
my shorts are like this
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BEjEMJzfPzs
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>>219558369
.....and these https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rj9o4SOwcok
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>>219558590
the least weeb poster in /v4/
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>>219495536
The 鉄 in 無鉄砲 is iron, so if you imagine a gun/cannon (砲) made without iron (無鉄), firing it would be very reckless.
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;3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGSwDmOAfig
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チョキチョキ :DD
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写生
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>>219558294
This is real immersion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l48Xz6iJxCA
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>>219561885
>Schrödinger's P
∑:3
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社製
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安心と信頼のカプコン製ヘリ
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私は not real
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im ethereal 0(:3 )〜 ('、3_ヽ)_
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TOYOTA CYMRU
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真っ逆さま 飛んでゆく
要らないもの たくさん落として

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLyLSdr3dHk
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さにつらふ
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アナグマ?
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https://www.fwinc.co.jp/te-kyu.blu-ray/
>2012年~2017年にかけて放送された、超ハイテンションギャグアニメ「てーきゅう」シリーズ全9期(全108話)+TV未放送エピソード14話を、Blu-ray Disc1枚に完全収録!
えマジっすか
よりにもよって淫夢動画で知ってしまったわこれ
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>>219565048
>シリーズ全9期(全108話)+TV未放送エピソード14話を、Blu-ray Disc1枚に完全収録!
それできるんか?
今までやっぱりボッタクってたんやな
アンパンマン悪どすぎやろ
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>二奶
>アルナイ
どっちやねん
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>>219566167
そんなことないアル
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写生会
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I give up. I cannot read it. jpbros help pls.
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>>219568147
Photography session with a female pig named Yotsuba for one baked sweet potato :3
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>>219568147
>jpbros
Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.

>>219568235
>Yotsuba
Isn't that a み
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>>219568147
焼芋1個で
メス豚
みつば(orみつぼ)
撮影会
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>>219568481
Wow been ages since I last saw Kiliu, nice to see he's still around
>what?
I assumed you were calling us /jp/, so I responded with a famous quote!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fYvjbY95Ic
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>>219568405
み deshita m(_ _)m
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>>219568698
>Wow been ages since I last saw Kiliu, nice to see he's still around
That pic is from 2017. I was just downloading as much as I could from atfbooru before it's shut down and came across it. :(((
>I assumed you were calling us /jp/, so I responded with a famous quote!
Ahh well now I understand! I wasn't familiar with the quote.
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>>219568862
>That pic is from 2017
Ah yes, but it ended up leading me to his pixiv which is still active https://www.pixiv.net/users/243990

>>219568858
とりあえず裸土下座しろこの似非日本人
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>>219569146
ちゃうねん英文考え込んでるうちに○つばだけ頭に残ってて4chanだからよが勝りましてん
(≧ω≦)ノ▽"パンティヌギヌギ
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>>219569146
>Ah yes, but it ended up leading me to his pixiv which is still active
Okay nice. I just love how he draws faces and expressions, especially blushing or embarrassment. In fact, I love blushing and embarrassment a lot in general...
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vgh so many lolicons here...
lolicon is criminally wrong!
you guys need a re-education by ripped mature woman with big booba
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>>219570002
やだぁ
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>>219570002
電マ君みたいなこと言うな! >:3
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>>219568481
>>219568862
>>219569146
>>219569316
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>>219569316
Ah, desu the way he draws faces isn't really my cup of tea. Agree on the blushing, although preferably without the humiliation kind of embarrassment!
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>>219570002
>mature woman
Yes
>big booba
No
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>>219568481
ざまぁ!
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のじゃロリを愛でるのじゃ! ∑:3
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>>219569146
>golden ratio
What a prefect body she has!
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写生大会
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sometimes people just don't like me and I need to learn to be okay with that
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>>219576459
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甘いね、ぼーや
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今週なんも出来なかった
すみませんでした
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>>219570002
>lolicon is criminally wrong!
Fake Japanese
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all pornography is morally wrong
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https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm45652663
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hurting myself every day
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みえ…ない_(:3」 ∠)_
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>>219581104
ええんやで
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ロリータロータリー
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マズーダロータリー
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(((((((((((っ・ω・)っ ブーン
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僕も今週なんも出来なかった
すみませんでした
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same here (´・ω:;.:...
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時間…もうなくなってきた…
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(∪^ω^)…
*nods sagely*
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no one likes me and it hurts really bad
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起きたとこだし飯食うか
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>例えばアイドルマスターでいえば、ユーザー層は「女の子にモテない人」と考えた時に、なぜ「モテない」と思うのかと掘り下げていくと、誰もが共通して感じている「自分の存在価値」に行きつきます。
>人は存在価値を求めており、それが満たされるものに対して消費行動をとり、ものを買うということはあるので、まずはそれを理解していくことから始めます。
>それはアニメでも漫画でも共通すること!
>https://school.kadokawa.co.jp/anime-hs/blog/20241217/30922/

ここまではっきり本当のことを言われると清々しい気分だぜ!
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>>219591583
アイマスってPがプロデュースした女の子と寝る展開を公式で推奨してるから
ガチでこれやってる弱男は頭おかしい
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>>219592271
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>>219592271
>Pがプロデュースした女の子と寝る展開を公式で推奨してる
公式はわかってるな、非モテ達の満たさせない心を満たす方法を…

>頭おかしい
あれこれ人の趣味に口を出す方が変では?
個人の自由でしょ、しかも架空の物語だし
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>>219592744
普通に見ないぞ
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>>219592847
うん俺も
うちの坊主なら興味あるんじゃないかなーと思って貼ってみた
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>>219592951
ここの住民は出家してない
ただハゲてるだけ
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>>219592744
木造建築でよくやるよな
https://youtu.be/91J96C0jXSk?si=ulQuopSLwIs5OV7O
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>>219594111
ここの住民はハゲてない
出家してるだけ
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>>219594311
ここの住人は出家していない
霊界から書き込んでいるだけ
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霊夢!?
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人は皮かぶってるのが普通なんだぞ
逆に皮切るとチン子機能弱まるからな
覚えておくように
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知ってる
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>learn
>0
Det er over
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i dont know how to use anki correctly evidently
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>>>/wsg/6101034
大外とは?
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>>219597737
これは何?

>>219598533
覚えるの大変だよねぇ
英単語とか覚えても使い方分からなかったりするし(ᵕ̤᷄дᵕ̤᷅ ٥)
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>>219598645
Ankiという単語帳ソフト
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>>219598580
集合でいうと水ダウ∋偽番組ってイメージからきたんじゃない?そのドッキリの枠の外的な

文脈は知らないけど多分この辺の微妙な芸人がしがちなただのつまらんコメントだと思う
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Has anyone here been to a language school in Japan? What are your guys opinions on them? I don't know if I should go to one because a lot are geared towards either westerners who don't really care about learning the language and just wanna fuck around for a couple months, Chinese students who need a way into the country to get into Japanese university or piped into Chinese companies in Japan, or third worlders from Asia who are gonna get specialized visas and do slave work in certain industries like hospitality. I already have a bachelor's so I'm not trying to get into Japanese university, I'm thinking about going so they might set up me with a job there. I'm not too picky, I have been unable to find a job related to my major since graduating and make basically nothing, so it's not like I'm leaving something behind going to Japan.
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>>219599207
you should go to ask reddit
this could be the best answer 4chan can
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>>219599316
The problem with reddit, beyond being reddit, is that I read that people who work at some of these schools actually go on reddit and shill for their school there so you can't trust what you read. I even heard that if you look at Google reviews of these places, sometime the staff will leave 5 star reviews. Unfortunately many of these schools seem very suspect which is why I'm a little weary, especially schools for Chinese students.
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>>219599413
>I already have a bachelor's so I'm not trying to get into Japanese university, I'm thinking about going so they might set up me with a job there
It depends on your major, but...
look up 高度人材
It's difficult question for average DJTers who have never worked sorry
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>>219483501
マヤの脇なめてえぇ
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>>219569146
>>219573108
ぺったんの黄金比を見る時に俺が思う
あぁロリコンで良かった
それにマヤの脇超なめたい
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new member for re-education camp...
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>>219598950
すまんが、言いたいことよくわかりませんわ。何がそのドッキリの枠の外的ですか?

>>219600301
>>219600645
じゃ、舐めたら?
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>>219598738
そんなんあるんやなぁ
単語暗記はとにかく詰め込むしかないからそう言うのあると便利やよねぇ
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>>219601572
とりま大外・中団・小回り ウマピョイ!∩( ・∀・)∩ウマピョイ!
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>>219600930
試してみろボケ
再教育なんかが効かないよ?
脳がつるぺたな思考だらけでつるつるになっただからな!!!!

>>219601572
えー…? 本当に…いいの…?
あぁ…えと…じゃあ…頂けようかな…脇…
………………………………………………
実際にやるのはハードルが高すぎるので撤回します、ごめんなさい
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>かわらけ
>3 成年女性の陰部に毛の生えないこと。
へー

>>219603609
おまえは何を言っているんだ
今宵桜にしましょうか

>>219604409
リック地なし
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wake up you gotta make money
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4chanでモラルに期待すんなよ自治厨くん
>>219501623
あなたは淫夢厨ですか?
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>>219609286
皆に大ウケだけれど、これの何が面白いのかピンと来ない
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>>219610147
何もおもんないや

>>219609547
いいえ、あいつ>>219595684
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>>219610147
お前の母さんがデブ
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>>219611524
>>219610898
あんまり面白くないよな...
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>>219613322
メリケンユーモア
もろくないのにみんなでオーって盛り上がるやつ
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>>219613322
"Address the elephant in the room"という表現知ってる?
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ゾウさんネタって大抵ちんこ( ˘ω˘)ウムッ
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( -﹏- )
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クソも与えず
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BIG SEXのCEOが参りました!
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私はBIG SEXのCOOです
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唾棄!唾棄!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc3IRxyxoT4
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>>219618787
フムフム、実にいいんだ。
では、これを支店に送ってくれ。木が商品をさえぎっている。この状況じゃセックスなんて売れないわ。
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>>219618946
>除草王
ビッグモーター事件のせいで有名になってよく売れたのよ
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Hey guys, which country do you think goes in the following blanks?
All answers are welcome (because I wrote this for the hell of it, so no need to be serious!).

>[ ] is the Japan of Europe.
>[ ] is the North Korea of Europe.
>[ ] is the South Korea of Europe.
>[ ] is the China (the People's Republic of China) of Europe.
>[ ] is the Hong Kong of Europe.
>[ ] is the Taiwan (the Republic of China) of Europe.
>[ ] is the Singapore of Europe.
>[ ] is the Vietnam of Europe.
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kani for this feel
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kissa for hug
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>>219620158
My country is definitely the Japan of Europe because I'm Japanese inside.
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人来ぬなら
殺してしまえ
このクソスレ
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ぶっ殺してやるよ
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日本やと開示請求されるやーつ :(´・ω・)ω・`):コワーイ
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殺せないよ
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>>219622875
>>219623829
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>>219622036 (Me)
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watch this, faggots
https://youtu.be/VSzQmDtwvlA?si=HmOWCRlMmlmh6W2X
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I'm so evil
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>>219627372
only in this thread, I know ;3
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蛮婦
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蛮婦
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everyone thinks I'm dumb
everyone hates me
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>>219633252
気晴らしに外出して体動かせば?
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I don't want to go to work today
I just don't I just don't I just don't
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>16
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ハウディー
パートニャ
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ちょっと終わりそうですね
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>>219546301
"I can't put it into words very well, but...
Being with you made me realize something.
Falling in love with someone means...
having your heart completely stolen away.
And I've realized... that's actually a pretty happy thing."
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>>219641513
actually, Io sono cazzo :3
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今日の言葉
生き物
生物
…生物
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今日の生物は生物の生き物です
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the demons control me
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>>219642745
悪霊退散
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It's okay, I won't bother you anymore
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>>219642745
The demons are all つるぺたサキュバス
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i'm not learning japanese but i keep thinking about how much worse the world would be today if japan didn't exist
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>>219645202
me too ty augie ;3
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>>219645389
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>>219645202
Fixed.
>how much the same*
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>>219645903
no way, japanese culture today shines like a beacon in this dark, cruel world. there is not much worth looking forward to these days anymore, unfortunately. it seems like most young people here rely on japanese media to feel better about themselves
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>>219620158

>[ ] is the Japan of Europe.
Effeminate, artsy people that sort of hang off of southern europe like Japan hangs off the sinosphere?
France!

>[ ] is the North Korea of Europe.
An impoverished nation shrouded in post-soviet glumness alienated from its neighbors?
Ukraine!

>[ ] is the South Korea of Europe.
Korea, but nice, docile, western lapdogs? The Eastern European equivalent would be...
Poland!

>[ ] is the China (the People's Republic of China) of Europe.
Historical regional superpower with a (probably warranted) superiority complex and that everyone hates?
Germany!

>[ ] is the Hong Kong of Europe.
Worldly seafarers whose culture is long past its prime?
Portugal

>[ ] is the Taiwan (the Republic of China) of Europe.
Lazy, vapid consumerists who are surprisingly blase about their country's questionable sovereignty?
Scotland!

>[ ] is the Singapore of Europe.
Seafarers that were alienated by their neighbors, but stumbled into riches?
Norway!

>[ ] is the Vietnam of Europe.
Regional punching bag with an identity crisis?
Belgium!
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>>>/a/286433429
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>>219653048
うさちゃん(´・×・`)
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>>219653118
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>>219653488
食べるの! (´・ω:;.:...
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This may be a weird question, but how many foreigners think of Japan as the mecca for manga, anime, and video games?

>>219653488
キャベツ検定及第点
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>>219653617
次回君を鍋にするだから今すぐやめなさい
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sopa?
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>>219654903
うぅ… 馬デリ試合…
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>>219653617
>>219653996
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>善男子 如人噉蒜 臭穢可惡 餘人見之 聞臭捨去 設遠見者 猶不欲視 況當近之
Good sirs, should a person eat garlic, the smell is defiled and unbearable, such that others who see this person and smell the stench then flee. Should they see him from far off, they have no wish to look on, let alone to come near him.
>諸食肉者 亦復如是 一切衆生 聞其肉氣 悉皆恐怖 生畏死想 水陸空行 有命之類 悉捨之走 咸言此人 是我等怨 是故菩薩 不習食肉
All those who eat meat are just the same; all beings, smelling the stench of flesh, become afraid, and the fear of death arises in them. All living beings who traverse the sea, land, or sky avoid him, saying that this person is my enemy. Therefore does the Bodhisattva refrain from the practice of eating meat
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美味しいけどなあ
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まあまあ
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一人不要なのがいる
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https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm38226012
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