Good morning, sisters.
Captcha got even worse again.

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Major happenings today.

Good morning /med/.

>>219540722
Androgenic was dethroned by the Norwood Reaper not by the ASU frat leader, what a bunch of bollocks.

>>219540765
Norwood reaper was the coup de grace. It was ASU frat leader Androgenic who for him was the beginning of the end.

Ghaliex protesters amerikani inkantaw melodiji maltin?

>>219541620
*ikantaw

>>219541519
>ASU frat leader Androgenic
ASU frag leader Varisg*
Shit just outed myself as someone who actually does not know jackshit about all of this and just posts all of this for the lulz.
And actually it's a good thing.

>>219541620
>>219541620
Skuzani dik melodija amerikani ta studenti

>>219541620
>>219542072
Dwar xiex qed titkellem? Għal liema inċident qed tirreferi? Ipprovdi evidenza

Small sport sesh because still feel weird in the left shoulder
tried to focus on abs

For the looksmaxxer : >>>/sp/153671317

>>219542931
Speaking of sports: do you like playing tennis?
>focusing on abs
I approve

>>219542944
Oh... I thought Alysa was based :(

>>219542931
By the way, what happened to your left shoulder?

>>219543116
https://x.com/propppplay/status/2026947649803321784

>>219543158
Idk, I guess the push ups and dips hurt it

Have you heard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoag03mSuXQ

>>219543180
Such a relief! She remains based <3

>Oh man I should be careful with weights and let my shoulder get used to heavier loads
>*increase weight on db high incline bench anyway*
Retardmaxxed gymcel sesh desu

>>219542944
>deleted
Sheeeeit
Can't even look it up on desuarchive cuz they don't archive /sp/

>>219543220
>Have you heard?
Not prior to you linking the vid.

>>219542931
>Small sport sesh
Duration?

>>219543559
>Can't even look it up on desuarchive cuz they don't archive /sp/
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/153671317/

>duration
Supposed to be 10mns (some video on internet like Momster)
But I felt the annoyance in the shoulder so i didn't do everything
Planning to bike around two hours tomorrow, i will be slow af

>leftists protesting violently? they are subhuman scum
>rightoids protesting violently? uhm actually the leftists government financed leftists who claim they are rightoids
Boomer moment

>>219543614
Thanks for the link sis.
>Supposed to be 10mns
Why not try 30 mins long sessions?
>Planning to bike around two hours tomorrow
Zamn nigga. Stationary bike or biking outside?

>>219543680
The video is 10 minutes so i follow the video
i could try 30 minutes one idk but i guess it will be too hard o algo

outside, should be sunny the morning
but windy also
would have been better to bike today ig but I don't feel like

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Coffee time.
Even though it is the end of winter I had to put on gloves and a hat today.

>>219543737
>outside, should be sunny the morning
comfy actually
Do keep us updated about how long the distance you took was fr fr.
>i could try 30 minutes one idk but i guess it will be too hard o algo
Eh I'd try it if I were you ngl even if I only lasted 15 mins. That's still better than 10 o algo.

>>219543765
>Coffee time.
Enjoy

>>219543680
>that feeling when the behaviour of real police during some protests a few years ago was so professional and peaceful that a group of ideologically motivated actors paid by some foreign foundation had to perform a show in the street where several actors dressed as policemen "brutally beat" actors dressed as protesters; everything filmed and photographed to arouse the greatest possible emotions and sensation
Fortunately, several concerned citizens and independent journalists documented this. The best part? Foreign media almost made a false start and published everything, despite the deceit being exposed, just to have an excuse to complain about the bad right-wing government in Poland. There are no people more hypocritical and capable of greater perfidy than leftists...

>>219543982
>several concerned citizens and independent journalists documented this
>Foreign media almost made a false start and published everything, despite the deceit being exposed
It do be like that

>>219542604
Tibzax, malta mhux mentioned, kelli zbal

Let's cut straight to the point, do you feel that you have the values of the talmud?

Bizarre thread, where are the /med/ders

>>219545158
I am here, but I since nothing happens in my incel life, I have nothing to share.

>>219545158
Catnigga would post something like
It's now 1 PM on a Thursday afternoon. People are taking their girlfriends to a luscious restaurant where they will eat many servings of kebabs. Afterwards they will go back to work, but before entering through the front door, they kiss each other on the lips as a single drop of sweat runs down on the girl's feet where it meets her freshly painted nails that smell of cherry.

>>219545185
>I have nothing to share.
Just post a euv screencap o algo.

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>>219545185
It's a celly cel world.

>>219545281
Can tell this was NOT written by Catnigga.
Please refrain from making such posts, instead you should ask for normies status.

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Booked a medical appointment to get the truth™.
You shall be updated.

>>219545323
>Can tell this was NOT written by Catnigga.
I said he would post something like that, not post exactly that. You can not expect me or any other /med/der, or for a fact any author that has made millions selling books, to write in a manner that resembles catnigga's writing. He should be a national treasure in Bongistan, but we don't live in good times so that's not happening.
> you should ask for normies status.
Wdym? Should I ask to be a normie or should I ask about normies? No idea what you meant chef.

>>219545370
Autism test or IQ test?

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Bonswa.

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>>219545392
I've read that, I'm just nooticing the gap in quality between a filthy ESL zoomer and a mighty EFL who graduated in literature.

>autism or IQ
You shall be updated in God's good time.

>>219545415
Saw this one already?

>>219545446
Maybe.

>>219545446
>filthy
The only thing filthy about me is my armpit. I should shave of the hair there ngl. Too much exercise makes it smell really bad.
Bitch.

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do Italian speaking Swiss count as /med/?

despite strict Swiss law they still drive like this, so I'm inclined to say Yes.

>>219545587
Howling.

Saw a job offer to some remote french island but it's permanent contract
could have been interasting for temporary stuff

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>>219545616
some people really shouldn't be trusted with a car

>>219545718
can't you just quit if you don't want to anymore?

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>>219545718
You have the chance to be away from normies AND get paid for it, yet you're turning your nose up at the offer?

Also, all job offers are temporary, you just have to fly back when you get bored.

>>219545370
you're not a woman

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morning gents
>>219545370
just came up from an exam, apparently there is a little bit of fat in my liver
gotta go easy on the booze and red meat

>>219545795
>>219545801
I thought about it, but it's a lot of hassle.
Just getting a place is complicated in this shithole, so giving back the appartment for a few months isn't worth it.
Also finding one there
Probably the salary is meh too
locals don't like pipo from the metropole

>>219545587
>>219545781
what the actual fuck

>>219545884
which island is it then if you're not going anyway?

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>>219545868
Morning.

(You) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adUxyV8bLhA

Btw, regarding >>219536287, pic rel

>>219545826
Zamn!

>>219545900
don't worry booma we Portuguese are somehow even worse drivers than both

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>>219545900
here

>>219545944
what was this idiot thinking?
poor guy in the motorcycle got rekt

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>>219545901
It's long and big (like my pecker), and its surname is Gironde-pilled.

>>219545944
me in the car

>>219546029
>I missed my exit because I'm an easily distracted retard, let's me just... *turns right and drives horizontally 3 lanes*
happens more often than you think

>>219545415
Namaste

Desu I should have just skipped incline smith bencherino today. Felt like shit but I did them anyway and now my right shoulder won't stop nagging me.

>>219546465
Salut.

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I lost all my chess matches against my coworkers.
Had to spend the rest of lunch break not talking to avoid killing myself or others.

>>219545281
I didn't play EU V this morning, played LoL, lost one more game than I won on ranked so I went down a little bit on elo.

>>219546776
freak status: bodied and checkmated

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>>219546776
>You know what? I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it.

>>219546918
Gem!

>>219546776
Should have take the deal from the salesman.

>>219546918
seriously though, that game is fucking hard, i imagine the writers struggling to even find an exemple

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>niece of ancestor called Innocence

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>>219547086
I can't think of one either.
Brb, going out to buy a bouncy ball.
>>219547215
Unironically a black-coded name, at least in the UK.

>>219547279
yes, now here too
make sense since i'm BLACK

>>219547350
>since i'm BLACK
t.ranslucid
also >>219545321

Hello /med/.

>>219547215
I bet she was the village bicycle.
Also go to the island and sex the brownoid natives.

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>>219547497

Catnigga I didn't have an answer from you regarding my kebab inquiry

>>219529905

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>>219547644
Get both a durum wrap kebab and a kebab double.
In case it's actually not a big kebab, get a big kebab too on top of the previous 2 kebabs.

>>219547637
How close are you to Charlemagne or Genghis-Khan?

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>>219547644
Some people have kebab meat with chips here, but I think it's more of European thing to put chips inside kebabs. Reminds me of the time I had French Tacos and they put chips inside the taco roll itself, which was very disappointing.
Kebabs are supposed to be flat bread, meat, and some vegetables drizzled in garlic mayonnaise and chili sauce. It's already as good as it's ever going to get.

You can jump at the top of the mountain, but you're never going to climb any farther.

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>>219547739
I did not bother exploring the supposed noble ancestors because it's not sure so it's larp
Would rather confirm that link
but on some branch i went for the lulz, it went to the sister of william the conqueror, and before that, Rollo
of course that's if that noble tre isn't bollocks

>>219547725
I might suspect it's not that big because the regular is 9.5 with fries and the double is 10.5 (dunno if there are fries)
>>219547771
Didn't know they had French tacos in the UK, I bet they didn't look like the ones they serve in Lyon

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It isn't Lent-breaking if you don't consume much meat to begin with.

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>>219547820
Noble uprising is 95% of the time larp. But a fun one.

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I am not the biggest fan of meat, or rather I don't particularly crave it.

Finna watch Bird box Gironde
Also did you see the making off of the steamed hams banned in USSR? Interesting, rather short, it's basically two minutes then you can skip as he plays the original video without some effects

>>219548097
Do you mean the link to the bible or the noble tree itself?
Because yeah, noble tend to make up ancestors
And larpers tend to link themselves to nobles
But my link to noble is very likely fr fr
But that's true for most people
At some point you're bound to have some link with some

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I could've done it with pasta and bread, but that would be a couple of steps away from doing it the Muslim way. I am eating too much bread again, and nuts.

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>>219548225
I'm linked to KANGZ

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At least I'm doing the sugar fast, which must account to something. I hope I'll keep it beyond Easter, with some exceptions for homemade desserts, albeit with moderation.
Anyway, I really want to put her through my mattress.

>>219547910
>>219548115
>>219548348
>>219548566
Women are truly good creation, her pussy must be delicious and yet 0 calories

>>219546918
>>219546903
It does feel like that. Dunno why losing at chess is so much more frustrating than other games.
>>219547035
The office cutie felt bad for me and were teasing me afterwards. The deal should have indeed been taken.

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>>219548481

Kind of meh movie for now
Brown girl sex

>>219548606
I should get back to walking, but I don't feel like doing it.

>>219548197
>>219548847
Bird box is a hard meh, maybe lower. Not a fan, kind of a meme take on the post apo monster thing.
I love the USSR Steamed Hams edit, I will watch the making off. ;)

>>219548628
>It does feel like that. Dunno why losing at chess is so much more frustrating than other games.
I presume you haven't played League of Legends.

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>>219548991
Gironde does not have mates rq after one death DOE

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>>219549081
To be fair, the bad weather that we've had lately would've interrupted a lot of my walks.

>>219548951
>I should get back to walking, but I don't feel like doing it.
Well I also don't feel like lifting but I go anyway cuz I don't have much else to do.
Don't want to sound like a douche but you also have a lot of time to kill so I'd say you should continue your walks even if you don't feel like it.

>Well I also don't feel like lifting
For the past few months that is to be more precise.

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since this is all my feed is now I'll share some, I love how this freak just got BODIED and went back to his lane

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do bikefags really?

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one last one
wish this shit happened every time

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>>219549231
It is easy to drop things, but not so easy to pick up again. If I do, I won't do the 10km, not because the distance was an issue, but the way I was going about reaching them was.

>>219549468
>It is easy to drop things, but not so easy to pick up again
That's exactly what I say when I drop something accidentally and can't be assed to bend over and pick it up fr fr.
>I won't do the 10km
And that's alright, but nonetheless do some distance.

>>219549349
Chinks have small eyes so they can't see shit.
Has nothing to do with being on a bike fr fr.

>Burger King is putting AI in employee headsets to monitor how polite workers are to customers. The fast food giant's new voice assistant, dubbed "Patty," doesn't just help with meal prep - it actively listens to every drive-thru interaction and scores employees on friendliness metrics like whether they say "please," "thank you," and "welcome to Burger King." The move signals a new frontier in workplace surveillance, where AI doesn't just automate tasks but actively evaluates human behavior in real-time.
That's some dystopian bullshit.

>>219546747
T'oxxilibommok aa talmud

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>>219550096
>mfw

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Am back from the cagie wagie, coworker who went to London last week brought the Harry Potter jelly beans, every coworker got a nasty one except me.

>>219550322
What if you are actually a sorcerer but the owl was shot by a hunter on the way?

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>>219550178
I would in the blink of an eye betray that faggot for the corpo hag.

>>219550492
Of course I'm a sorcerer, I got my black wizard powers last year

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>>219550523
I like the brown tomboy nomad, I really do, but the game really needed more romance options
>corpo hag
nah for me it's Blue Moon

>>219550322
Maybe you just like the nasty taste

>>219550628
No I don't because I had blueberry flavour

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kek

>>219550658
He scored last night and won and dabbed on chuds

>>219550658
Racist scum.

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>>219550322
>>219545920

>>219550627
>nah for me it's Blue Moon
Based actually.
My problem with the brown tomboy nomad is that I want to romance her when I'll replay the game, but I also want my character to be a foid. Fuck listening to some zesty faggot ranting when I can some listen to some baddie doing the same desu. I'll have to resort to modding the game this way. I'll also give her a massive cock this time instead of having a tight cunt like on my first playthrough fr.
Also I'm not ashamed to admit they really made the hags breedable in the game. Meredith, Rosalind, and Rogue are all peak design.

>>219550698
Weird way of saying BASED.

>>219550041
6.6km
>>219550102
Mur sib iswed.

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>>219551228
>6.6km
>t.

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>>219551049
>game lets you customise your character and doesn't have romance
>make a female
>game lets you customise your character and has romance
>make a male
with a few exceptions that's usually how I do it

but despite the lack of romanceable hags, the game was actually very fun
got a pretty cool ending too
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772126032715131.webm" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772126032715131.webm
and used the anime girl's shotgun to kill the final boss, it was poetic justice

>>219550658
Why did you photoshop ears on him, that was very rude.

>>219551252
That's the maximum distance without having to go here and there that makes it feel like a bigger chore. There is one road that I'd be willing to continue in, but it is less-than-safe for pedestrians. I've walked it before, and vehicles drive-by too close for comfort.

>>219551312
>cool ending
I'll probably opt for the Tower ending next time fr. I believe I got the Sun ending when I played the gaym. Tower just seems like a nice choice desu as it should offer the most content on a second playthrough.

>>219551578
>and vehicles drive-by too close for comfort.
Grim and americapilled.

>>219551312
Also
>and used the anime girl's shotgun to kill the final boss
Desu I did not look up any locations for hidden guns so I did not find it fr.

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>>219551673
I had to look it up, but it's somehow still in the spot where she dies in the show
I guess the underpaid workers overlooked it while rebuilding the Corporate Plaza kek

>>219551653
Malta is very car-centric.

>>219551000
How did you find out ?

>>219551653
Though the biggest issue is the lack of a sidewalk in that road. I wish they make one.

>>219551904
nice filename

>>219551977
superior intellect

>>219551903
I still have not watched the anime fr fr.

>>219552077
>I wish they make one.
Understandable desu.

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>>219550523
You have a thing for sociopaths. I bet you'd romance Camcams in WOTR.

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>>219552536

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>>219552615
Not a fan of the eye scrubbing. It makes photos look like they're part of an SCP article.
Feet were mentioned though.

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Attending the mayor declaration. They noticed I'm "young" so they're having my stand on the podium with other token millenials/zoomies.

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>>219553120
Why do you indulge that to yourself ?

>>219553240
to get locals qt to look at him
smart ass nigga

>>219553120
>naming your kid
:l
>british broadcasting corporation
:D
peculiar movie fr

>>219553240
I like to suffer once in a while. :)

>>219553378
Yeah it was le big yikes from me in some ways.
That and A Quiet Place are inoffensive post apo moobies

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>some shithousery happens between developers, project team and suppliers
>things get delayed and project is jeopardized
>now they'll send dis nigga (which wasn't involved in the shitwhow) to France in a hurry to deal with this bullshit and try to salvage whatever is possible
such is the life of a wagie

>>219553527
If i had to survive some times before going to normal, i'd pick bird box (Momo would love it btw)
but for a long period i'd rather have a quiet place
a big brap killing me would be kino fr fr

>>219553545
>noo i don't want to join my brothers of kin in France

I ran 1.5 km in 7:57, and that was very close to my limit.

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>>219553527
>when fatty mcfatface finally do a flip

>>219553740
would you rather go faster or just more length at that speed

>>219553689
too many crackas in there, makes me feel bad

>>219553810
where will you be sent in France

>>219552535
It is quite pleasant. Alas, I'm afraid it isn't possible.

>>219553797
He's a lazy ass nigga that can't be assed to roon for more than 10 minutes so his reply is going to be he'd rather go faster fr fr.
Not dissing him tho. I understand he hates rooning. Lot of people hate rooning. Probably more people than not desu.

>>219552536
>Camcam
But she'll cuck me though, no? I don't know anything about WOTR lore other than camcams being a sloot.

>>219553835
Île-de-Fr*nce

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>>219553916
tempted to take a train and scream BOOMA at the first whitoid i see in a ronaldo tee shirt

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>>219552650
>It makes photos look like they're part of an SCP article.
a good challenge, I want to give it a shot

Item: SCP-7429, "the Lady and the Catnigga"

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-7429-1 is to be housed in a standard humanoid containment suite at Site-[***]. To minimize the manifestation of SCP-7429-2, staff assigned to SCP-7429-1 must be selected based on low scores on the Sexual Attraction Susceptibility (SAS) Scale or be individuals who do not find SCP-7429-1’s specific phenotype appealing.

All personnel interacting with SCP-7429-1 are strictly prohibited from utilizing derogatory language or expressing insults toward her. Any staff member who inadvertently insults SCP-7429-1 must be immediately placed under 24-hour surveillance and moved to a reinforced isolation cell for the duration of the 72-hour "threat window."

Description:
SCP-7429-1 is a [**] year old female human of Mediterranean origin named [********] [********], from [********], France. Physically, SCP-7429-1 is non-anomalous; however, she serves as the focal point for the manifestation of SCP-7429-2.

SCP-7429-2 (colloquially referred to by Site staff as the "Catnigga") is a humanoid entity that manifests whenever a sentient subject perceives SCP-7429-1 and experiences a subjective sense of physical attraction to her. SCP-7429-2 typically appears within 2 to 5 meters of the subject, seemingly emerging from behind corners, doorways, or outside the subject's direct line of sight.

Characteristics of SCP-7429-2:
Appearance: Subjects describe him as a "plain-looking" man of British descent. However, SCP-7429-2 possesses a mild anti-memetic property; while subjects can recall the conversation, they are unable to describe his facial features, height, or clothing beyond "standard" or "unremarkable."
Vocalization: He speaks with a distinct London (Cockney or Estuary) accent.
Behavior (Passive):

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>>219552650
>>219554101
Behavior: Upon manifesting, SCP-7429-2 will approach the subject and offer unsolicited praise regarding SCP-7429-1’s beauty. He frequently pivots the conversation toward his affinity for felines.
Hostility: If a subject insults SCP-7429-1 or expresses genuine malice toward her in the presence of SCP-7429-2, the entity will immediately cease speaking and vanish. The subject is then designated as a "Target". Within 24 to 72 hours, the SCP-7429-1's Target will invariably expire. Causes of death vary but are consistently preceded by reports of a "man in a coat" stalking them.

Incident Log: SCP-7429 manifestations

>Date
>Location
>Subject(s)
>Summary of Event

**/**/2022
Site-[**]
Dr. [-----]
Subject expressed attraction during intake. SCP-7429-2 appeared behind a file cabinet. Entity Vocalization: "She’s a proper stunner, isn't she? Reminds me of my Ginger. He was a good lad. Loved a bit of shrimp, he did."

**/**/2023
Site-[**]
Researcher [-----] (Female)
Subject (identifying as homosexual) noted SCP-7429-1’s "striking features." SCP-7429-2 manifested in the hallway. Subject reported a pleasant 2-minute conversation about kitten care before the entity walked into a dead-end closet and vanished.

**/**/2023
Site-[**] Cafeteria
Agent [-----]
Agent made a derogatory remark regarding SCP-7429-1’s heritage. SCP-7429-2 appeared, looking the Agent in the eye for three seconds, and blinked out of existence. 48 hours later, Agent K. was found deceased in a locked bathroom. Subject had suffered significant blunt force trauma, however the cause of death was Asphyxiation via felis catus hairballs in the Agent's airways.

**/**/2023
Site-[**] Interview Room B
Site Tactical Team Alpha
Attempted capture. When SCP-7429-2 manifested, team deployed localized Scranton Reality Anchors and physical restraints. The restraints passed through the entity as if he were incorporeal. SCP-7429-2 remarked "Bit rude, this. I'm just saying she’s a peach" before fading.

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Addendum 7429.A:
SCP-7429-1 expresses absolutely no interest in or knowledge of SCP-7429-2

>"It's like SCP-7429-2, the so-called "Catnigga", is simply completely invisible to Mediterranean females" - Dr. [--------], Site-[--] Research Lead

Addendum 7429.B:
Dr. [--------] sent that freak flying

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>>219554001
that would be a very confused cracka
search for what is basically a limping Noob Saibot and you will succeed, G-man can confirm
pic related, grandpa

>>219554241
how long would you stay?
guess you could enjoy one weekend for free

Brimstone
>>219554311

>>219553797
What >>219553874 said.

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>>219554747
fetishising another race is cringe but getting mad at other people for finding love is even cringier
love is love, simple as

>>219554752
kinda expected that fr fr

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Powerful...

>>219554825
>this guy was just in la la land, staring into space while she took care of the directions.
Absolutely based and giwtwm.

>>219554937
>egyptian
>not black
Stop posting propaganda irmao.

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>>219554937
based shit-nobody-cares-about enthusiast
https://x.com/sanstitre2000/status/2017247077303009474/photo/1
wish other artists drew random shit about Mycenaean Greece...

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>>219555047
Tfw no minoan or mycenaean gf...
>>219554982
Southern euros were blvcker, myself included

Watching Smile
I'm in my pushed to suicide arc o algo

>>219553545
>>219553916
The adventures of Boomster in France part 2

never watched this movie, but TRVKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGFtYKlzIgw
thanks youtube recommendations

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>>219553874
>But she'll cuck me though, no? I don't know anything about WOTR lore other than camcams being a sloot.
Camcams isn't a sloot, she's just a murderous, lying psychopath who becomes sexually aroused from blood and killing people.
>>219554101
>>219554127
Geminy crickets.
Hope they turn up the temperature in SCP-7429-1's containment cell so that she removes her socks.
>>219554159
I'm going to upgrade myself to Keter and manifest underneath your bed tonight dressed in a clown costume and stuff giant shrimps inside your nostrils.

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>>219553545
Hear this hear this
>SAP upgrade/system change
>I get very involved to steer all the pajeets and people from the HQ so they do a good work and don’t fuck with our production too much
>they do a SHIT job, everything is absolutely FUCKED
>they come crawling this week trying to schedule a meeting with me and other two guys from the factory that were involved in the dev process
>titled “SAP Lessons Learned and Problem Solving”
I I am going to fucking open them a new hole, oh yes I am. And they VILL like it.

Pic related, me reading out loud my list of grievances.

>>219553916
We also have a factory near P*ris.
They’ve been bleeding money for ten years due to unions bullshit, so they’ll be shut down this year.
Went there once and the canteen literally served them gourmet shit. Meanwhile, I’m producing value added stuff in POORtugal to pay for their shit and eating bad burguers at the canteen.

>>219550096
I can't wait for neural implants, where AI doesn't just actively evaluates human behavior in real-time, but controls it

>>219550523
Mmmm, Hanako <3

>>219551312
Smashing Smasher. Ironic, isn't it?

>>219552077
I don't like walking on roads like this. I always feel a deep sense of tension and wonder if the driver of the car coming towards me at a speed exceeding the speed limit (especially behind me) is sober. Besides, I mentally prepare myself for unpleasant kinetic sensations

>>219553740
I love running. Recently at the gym, an elderly man and woman doing cardio together were impressed that I was running at almost top speed

>>219554101
>>219554127
Beautiful

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>>219556084
There's a saying in France "Tell me what you eat, I'll tell you who you are"

>>219556189
In this case, the working class andaluzanon cheers so much caused the sinking of their own company and ended in their own demise because they wanted gourmet shit at the canteen and to not work at all.
Total burgeoi-ahem-working class scum.
(Yes I’m jealous and I also want to earn a lot and do nothing while eating designer desserts).

>>219556328
It's not too late to join Booma

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>>219556084
>Went there once and the canteen literally served them gourmet shit. Meanwhile, I’m producing value added stuff in POORtugal to pay for their shit and eating bad burguers at the canteen.
oh boy... don't let me start
once I spoke with a guy from a supplier that has an office in France, he was telling me that people told him he was lucky to get allocated in there, he didn't understand
then he said that in his office their luch was literally prepared by a chef
and we have to listen these lazy bums on /med/ saying they suffer in France

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>>219556492
We svffer.

>>219556394
I already have a car made by his company, don’t make me suffer even more.

>>219556492
I keep getting bombarded with evidence that states it is impossible to suffer in Gaul.
The canteen I talked about was literally ran by a fucking chef. Meanwhile we have a catering canteen with old ladies preparing meals that cost a dime.

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>>219556084
The ones at fault for bleeding money are the business owners.
They knew what they were getting at, if they are unable to make money for years they are simply inept.

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>>219556552
one day I'll finally find this cracka and make him pay

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Made a friend at the political rally

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Maybe all medders should go live in France
>>219557349
There are no friends in politics I'm afraid

>>219553604
>a big brap killing me would be kino fr fr
Keeek would love to go out like this.

>>219557386
>>219555647
Rather anxious with this movie
I guess it's the idea that you can't really fight back

>>219557370
>Maybe all medders should go live in France
Maybe on one of the islands. If I had to live in mainland France I'd probably live in the Southern half of it desu.

>>219557574
>>219555647
Absolutely zased! Love this movie. You will now understand one of my reaction pics. Did you like it? If it was your vibe, try Talk to Me.
>>219557370
I mean he was just another guy there for the lulz, we shitposted irl a bit.

>>219557902
Not a fan of scary stuff fr fr
Life is scary enough

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>>219557809
I’d live near Bordeaux and drink red wine and eat stinky cheese every single day.

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>>219557370
Which region do you recommend, brother? Preferably one with lots of greenery, not too hot, and with pretty girls

>>219557809
2 victories in a row once again, sister

>>219557902
Lmao at end music

>>219558183
Gratulacje siostra.

>>219557940
Aren't there too many minorities near and in Bordeaux tho?

>>219557925
Life do be scary as it is, true. But spooky stuff is a way to tame the scary and make it your own. It can be cozy, kind of like that intense feeling of hiding during hide and seek as a kid.
>>219557809
>>219557940
I'd welcome my frens with open arms! I'd bring you to the best cafés and bars to celebrate.

Also
>inb4 gman is a minority
He is special alright. Not a minority.

>>219558606
>care for some gore

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>>219558538
>>219558668
We got some undesirables but not especially more than anywhere else.
Also I am minority. As a person of lefthandness, I struggle everyday in a world made by r*ghties
>>219558246
I forgot what it is, should rewatch it!
>>219558716
Oh do settle down, 'tis just a little bit of gore is all. :)