How’s life in breadsbury?

Still screaming at how DTFIC randomly remembered one of my posts from six months ago yesterday and then had a gigameltie because he was embarrassed about revealing his power level

>>219570699
new

get the missing cuties posted

>>219570681
I look like this and act like this

>>219569480
>"more ethnics voted for labour and greens than reform and that's bad"
>more whites voted for labour and greens than reform but we ignore that part

They call me dr worm

>>219570681
*gets out my phrenology kit *
Hmm yes. Good aryan skull shape this

paging Dr Worm, you are needed urgently in the dirt

>>219570681
lad looks like he's about to drop a super sheep on me

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YUNO IS SO BEAUTIFUL! MY WIFE FOREVER

>>219570727
He's done his 23andme

it was my understanding that we had an agreement

BREAKING: Reports of mortar fire as Denton launches a ground attack on Gorton.

>>219570703
That was me who remembered it and it was because another anon mentioned it previously. Also it wasn't even your post.
WTF is a DTFIC?

>>219570681
never seen a neck with a face on it before

>>219570703
except the opposite happened and we all laughed at you for being a massive loser

>>219570754
alri Peter

>>219570763
maybe the shittest painting of all time

the british taxgayer

Gonna try viagra later lads
I've got 50mg tablets but thinking of splitting it in half for the first time
Should I be nervous?

>>219570763
I'm not gonna sit here and pretend she isn't fit

>>219570717
>>more whites voted for labour and greens than reform but we ignore that part
Eh?

>>219570703
Sc

played too much black flag yesterday now I have assassin's creed fatigue

>>219570778
I thought you were at work?

>>219570778
KILL YOURSELF

>>219570760
More pretending not to know a thing

>>219570744
Based

>>219570763
>piss-ACK!

>I’m not DTFIC, there are actually two mentally ill Canadians on here with the same dollhouse obsession and identical posting style

My favourite of his copes, hands down haha

>>219570717
>If i arbitrarily conflate 2 parties they out voted this other one and it proves my point.
Very good

horrendous thread atmosphere

>>219570806
Nothing comes up when I google it and the archive is full of schizos accusing each other of being it
What does it mean?

>>219570816
you come off as the mental one in this exchange

>>219570763
you just know shes got a bf going "omg babes that's so good you should be a professional artist yeah"

>I have in depth knowledge of my dollies and their posting history but I simply don't know what you mean when you call me the thing you always call me good heavens whatever does it mean?

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imageboard not postboard

gonna be a dollhouse meltdown thread is it

Can someone else tell me what it means then?
This guy is having a breakdown

*smashes dollies together*

and then I said no you're mentally ill NO YOU ARE

>>219570856
>please don't point out how mentally ill I am

>>219570840
Idk why you defend dtfic but it's a bit weird and I'm not even the person you're replying to

is sc pronounced scuh or scee

>>219570856
Screamingggg

Another paki owned fish and chips gets a terrible review from r danny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dctojx-vaNI

>>219570841
she is a professional artist

>>219570863
shit animal
shit image format

>>219570856
>>219570864
>>219570873
>>219570885
freakazoids

>>219570819
The post implies that reform only lost because browns voted for greens and labour. but the graph also shows that more white people voted for labour and greens than reform too.

>>219570882
ss-k

yankposters don't even engage with the schizos here
if it weren't for gingerpedo we'd be model /brit/izens

>>219570882
sss-k

>>219570876
Just an observer mate

the attractive Portuguese lass at toil jogged, literally JOGGED to catch up with me x

>>219570856
He’s just deeply ashamed of his behaviour but is unable to stop and this is the only cope he has left

Pakis are the worst at fish and chips
Amazing at everything else

>>219570894
More like Fanny. Only got as high a review as it did because the owner was stood right there

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>>219570863

Delusional yank FOY

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Actually had a dream last night that her and I were passionately kissing in bed and then we had sex and I came inside her and got her pregnant and we got married, had 3 children and lived out the rest of our days in bliss

>>219570898
selling a handful of paintings to family and random simps doesn't count

>>219570922
kill all white women

>>219570922
she's got a strong jaw

>>219570856
Kek

upsetting and alarming the womenfolk

It seems I have struck a nerve.

>>219570939
You would marry your hard drive if you could

wonder if anyone has any indepth knowledge of me
just a random anon who posts here every day

>>219570885
>>219570959
it wasn't even a little bit funny if we're being honest

>>219570907
>The post implies that reform only lost because browns voted for greens and labour
And its true? Youve still added two parties together for no reason. More browns voted for Greens.

I’ve won :)

>>219570972
got an ssd haven't I

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centrist political punditry reaching new heights of stating the obvious

Rupert Lowe's inquiry has revealed that not only is the entire UK state apparatus, including local government, judiciary, CPS, BBC and law enforcement working with the Paki grooming gangs, virtually every British adult above the age of 20 - including those posting here - is complicit. There isn't a single Britroach alive who isn't a rape apologist nonce who supported and defended the Pakis, and are still actively doing so

multiple melties going on

>>219570943
why would it not count

>>219570992
Won what?

yeah fair enough you can look at her and call her a hard drive but in his eyes she's a solid state

>>219571000
ok

>>219570978
Maybe keep your autismo power level hidden if you don’t want us to laugh at you? Not hard is it.

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

>>219570974
you like bananas

Trying not to eat this whole packet of digestives

wfh today
It lush

>>219570920
"Ola anon i think you sat on some chocolate theres a brown stain around the back of your trousers"

Blacks built britain didnt they

>>219571007
they're buying the paintings cause they're family or simps, not because the art has any value

>>219571025
hs?

>>219571009
A lot

>>219571042
Sure did. They also built the pyramids and Rome

>>219571009
you’ll see when the time is right :)

>>219571066
ktim

>>219571025
Why be friendly about it

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the scrandemic

>>219571041
um no we actually talked about the gym and I said I bet you just stand there taking pictures and it made her laugh x

>>219571044
well that's an opinion and has nothing to do with her being a professional artist or not

>>219571068
Love a wee bit of pepper

>>219571055
Such as?

>>219571062
When's that then?

Get some mayo on there so we can say elton

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>>219571033
fucking hell how did you know

>>219571068
genuinely just gipped in my mouth

>>219571072
doubt it
>>219571083
ok if you say so

>>219571068
type of meal that makes jfs say "Brits eat like there's still bombs dropping on them"

>>219571010
I appreciated this post

>>219571068
did you dig that thing on the left out of your garden lad?

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we at /brip/ wish haru "squibby" urara happy birthday

>>219571093
believe it or don't, makes no difference to me

>>219571086
Victories

>>219571085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpiLWi6wlIs

>>219571128
Avatar

>>219571129
yeah it does

leftypol doing gay little moans while eating a banana

>>219571135
Are you telling me you are trying to "win" at /brit/?

>>219571154
No?

>>219571083
anyone can slap paint on a canvas but if there aren't any regular pundits willing to pay for it then you can't really call yourself a professional artist

>>219571068
Did you spill cinnamon on your steak pie?

showertol looms then i need to go round my sisters

>>219571147
Heard this video far too many fucking times that it makes me angry

>>219571154
You've lost

>>219571160
Why are you unsure?

>>219571147
kek black Americans are so funny

>>219571182
I am not unsure

>>219571072
>i think youre a vacuous shallow poser
Um why did you say that to her? Do you hate her?

>>219571171
ever?

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>ywn walk the grounds of the London England Template with a qt protogf that you met on the Mutual LDS dating app

melty! *jumps up and down* haha melty!!!

>>219571180
Lost what?

>>219571187
Well what are you trying to win?
I didn't know we were competing.

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It's party time.

>>219571171
she fit?

>>219571203
I win a lot of things

>>219571193
enjoyable video makes me feel good

>>219571193
haha look at her go!

curry wrap for lunch

>>219571161
Van gogh only sold like 2 paintings in his life. One was to his brother.
So not an artist?

>>219571193
Tiktok dancing on Rorke's grave

>>219571203
Shame

>>219571215
I doubt that, you can't even name one thing you've won.

>>219571193
white women yearn for islam

>>219571223
Done that cunt

>>219571204
don't remember agreeing to these principles

>>219571190
it was a joke lad, it was said in a tongue in cheek way and she obviously saw it that way too because she laughed instead of being offended

>>219571236
How so?

The day when the dreaded email from HR hits the inbox and the calls from family and friends start piling up is coming

>>219571219
Could you explain why ?

>>219571205
Diego to the left checking the thread

>>219571193
nooo women can't... no!!!!!!!!!!

>>219571231
You won shame? That doesn't make any sense.

>>219571253
Well you haven't named even one despite me asking, for starters.
That implies you're actually a loser who is seething right now.

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nth for the gyaldem

>>219571247
She awkwardly laughed because she was so shocked you said something so rude to her. Youve fucked it mate. She'll never make you pastel de natas now

>>219571223
right well that's me sent into the stratosphere

>>219571255
i'm a gay little poof x

>>219571255
>why ?
VPN off froggy

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we at /brit/ ...
would like to wish a very happy 30th anniversary to...
pocket monsters ... !!!

>>219571273
How am I seething?

>>219571273
Shame

rorke lost

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>>219571285

>>219571277
it was a hearty laugh not a nervous one, I know the difference lad. She replied "no I don't do that but if I did I'd get lots of attention~"

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>Oscar tells BBC Newsbeat that his friends who are migrants were “scared” of Reform getting in.
:(

How the fuck did Greens get the pakis to vote for them? The idea of conservative Muslims voting for the Greens is hilarious.

thinking I'll get the booze in and watch that pub stream to feel like I'm there

>>219571297
You're still avoiding the question, it's classic seethe.

in love with the cute polish girl at work

Here Comes Your Scran

>>219571329
All you need to do is be very pro Palestine

>>219571323
I'm scared too but for different reasons

arse

>>219571338
get it on the big telly and watch it standing up while holding your pint

>>219571341
Which question am I avoiding?

>>219571323
We stand with you Oscar. We want MORE migration, MORE migration!!!!

>>219571357
interesting hypothesis

>>219571305
What are you ashamed about, anon?

>>219571193
>time and again its people struggling
Yeah so your policies?
>and i think back to times i struggled
But how are you going to help people struggling?
But what are you going to do to help people?
>muslim people have really helped me
Ok thats great but what are you going to do?!
*starts dancing* um maybe legalise all drugs?

>>219571343
promising gimmick. let's see how it evolves of the next few months.

>>219571255
people dancing and having a nice time and just getting on
why would it not make you feel good

>>219571338
>>219571358
scream

Desperate to understand canadian

>>219571193
women are fucking mental

>>219571381
Just American but say pronounce out as 'owt'

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>>219571128
+1 to her birthday count

>>219571363
What it is that you won.

>>219571375
Depends on the context

>>219571358
and if someone says something funny I'll laugh and say "oh that's funn--" before being interrupted by someone else on the stream

>>219571343
err sorry I've already cornered the market in toilfu blogging, on your bike mate

>>219571395
The answer is a lot, which I have already given.

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>>219571347

>>219571370
I was giving you a clue but if you're going to be like that I won't help you

>>219571358
kek

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>there was only one sensible candidate standing in Gorton and Denton, and it was Charlotte Cadden - a former Deputy Chief Inspector, a mother, a woman who fought for single sex spaces and dignity for women and girls. While the other parties race to the bottom, Charlotte embodies the new Conservative Party.
*gets 700 votes and doesnt get the deposit back *

>>219571407
Yet you can't name one thing you won. Not even one? Makes me think you're lying, desu.

>>219571422
that's a man

hey G would you make me a sandwich?

>>219571437
Why should one be named?

>>219571422
Shut the fuck up you Green-voting Paki-loving grooming gang nonce apologist

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>>219571329
https://x.com/GuidoFawkes/status/2025936091652501524

https://www.spiked-online.com/2026/02/24/the-greens-shameless-embrace-of-islamic-sectarianism/

>>219571193
Don't look rorke

>>219571414
Honestly, I think you're just trolling. None of your replies make any sense.

watching the Pokemon Direct!!!

>>219571290
I can`t
Believe .. My first
Pocket Monsters
game

Was

Pocket Monsters Yellow

ok .. On The Game Boy Dot Matrix Game Console ..

Pikachu could
Learn
Surf !!

>>219571422
what is that

any other evil bastards in

>>219571447
Dunno

Despy is so mentally ill in an entertaining interactive way lol

>>219571460
Believe what you want you haven't endeared yourself to me

>>219571452
Because conservatives will save us..

>>219571458
Mental

>>219571490
I win again.

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Madame Prime Minister

can't remember the last time I replied to someone. don't even bother replying to replies to my posts lol

>>219571494
>>219571502
Okay
Got any plans for this evening?

>>219571523
Yes.

drinking from a metal straw like the good boy i am

>>219571521
why?

>>219571529
you a vampire then
why else would you need a metal straw

>>219571458
Yookay

>>219571529
great tool to snort drugs with

>>219571526
Nice

>>219571517
why she look 50 tho

>>219571546
don't question his posting practices

breaking news: brown people don't want to vote for racist political parties

>>219571557
Thanks

>>219570698
where?

>>219571546
I'm a selfish tedious little dullard

>>219571560
Gingers age poorly

>>219571594
I don't agree sorry

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Saw an old bloke walking with a zimmer frame, yeah not odd at all of course, but he was wearing a MAGA hat, bit bizarre to see irl desu the writing really pops out

>>219571560
She's probably vegan

>>219571596
Did you enjoy your McDonald's

honestly dont care if its greens, reform or whatever just dont want labour or tory

>>219571621
Yes

>>219571632
Oooo, chimpanzee that! Monkey News

>>219571632
If Greens somehow won the GE it'd be hell, we'd become Pozzland

mousey is a loveable rogue

>>219571634
Good

>>219571592
Ktim

>>219571635
what the fuck are you on about

>>219571645
Ok

>>219571632
we need moderate centrism
vote lib dem

You can put your trip back on
It's almost time to blog about lunch

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>>219571290
HBD

>>219571464
Ktim

won't be voting for anyone until there's a party that advocates for the incels

>>219571632
reform are the tories

>>219571635
howling
>>219571655
fonc

perhaps eating an entire mushroom pie for breakfast was a mistake

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In town anyone want out x

it was all murder documentaties on last night

>>219571677
Which dolly is it this time?

>>219571674
We need a party in the middle that isn't Lib Dem

>>219571682
hmm yes advocate for a voting bloc which never leaves their smelly bedroom let alone 4chan nor even votes

>>219571711
Sounds based

>>219571703
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>219571705
What's that?

i'm voting for ...
the magpie party !!!

>>219571697
One marmelade please mate

party for cuties

>>219571711
i would vote if someone spoke to my concerns x

>>219571725
they have concerned mothers and fathers to vote for them

>>219571711
tbf courting non-voters is probably easier than trying to turn people who would normally vote for a different party

>>219571697
hull looks quite peng

name a better song than misery business by paramore

>>219571591
Sorrin i meant bredbury, manchester

>>219571697
hulllad :3

>>219571776
Did she open a briefcase of stolen diamonds

>>219571786
scatman's world

>>219571786
can't be done sorry

>>219571786
used to knew a bloke who thought pumped up kicks by forster the people was the greatest song ever made

>>219571776
when your pen explodes in your pencil case

>>219571786
Last Days of Humanity - A Divine Proclamation of Finishing the Present Existence

https://youtu.be/rV0cm5FXsCQ?si=gJcPD1MSxZlKKC5-
https://youtu.be/rV0cm5FXsCQ?si=gJcPD1MSxZlKKC5-
https://youtu.be/rV0cm5FXsCQ?si=gJcPD1MSxZlKKC5-
NEW

fit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLwlFLvCywU

people will watch a chinaman eat steamed willies then say britain has the worst food

Remember Rick rolling?

Tell me about longford.

>>219571823
s

More of a libsmart than a libtard me

>>219571786
"Lions Writing The Bible" by The Third Eye Foundation

>>219571786
*farts into a microphone*
that should do

>>219571735
posted an ugly man again award

ate some yank chocolate and now i can't stop shitting

>>219571786
Polynomial-C

Turriff looks like a nice place to live

I'm not gay.

>>219571786
Bladee - Gluee

>>219571849
whos Rick Rolling?

>>219571880
mental how fucking dogshit yank chocolate is

What about chudleigh?

>>219571682
any party that panders to muslims will be good for incels in the long run

>>219571908
i literally live like 10 minutes away from chudleigh 0_0

>>219570679
>>219570679
>>219570679
>>219570679

so ash ketchum would be 40 now that's mad

>>219571882
based

everyone gearing up for the new or what

>>219571929
um
hi

>>219571966
hello!

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>>219571892