first !!

>>219580626
YAAAY!!!!

well that was a kerfuffle

>>219580626
incel bunny

third

>Dan Simmons, author of The Terror and the Hyperion Cantos, has passed away
RIP

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popping back to the old

1% of boomers were incels
10% of millennials are incels
55% of zoomers are incels

The consequences of the internet are ridiculous

Imagine you woke up tomorrow and you was HelperLad
What would you do about it.
First thing I'd do is look at my genitals so I know what they looked like

>>219580383
mad how he was a chad all along and still didn't succeed

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Having an old fashioned

>>219580666
little mackem willy

omg buny hi!!!!!

Seeing the world as incels and chads is very incellious

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>>219580677

>>219580666
I would just stop being such a mong

>>219580666
dont know who that is sorry

fogypad

>>219580699
boing boing

yeah i'm not gay mate

>>219580686
don't understand dancing, me. does that feel good for her to do? bob about like that. bizarre

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>>219580662
RIP

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Any franco man in

Might put gf March on hold.

listening to bladee like the pink one from that image

>>219580717
incel

>>219478208
0 replies
cute fella :(

>>219580718
Yes x

>>219580730
Wise choice. However GF Q2 2026 is a go.

Unsure what soundtrack to listen to after dkc.

Pooing myself and putting my boxers through a niggers letter box

>>219580692
That's why anyone with a brain doesn't view it as that
Incels are a complete irrelevance unless they're shooting up a playground filled with defenceless toddlers or similar. They should be rounded up for this reason

>>219580762
incel

Sharing tilde's vocaroo with the american gf

>>219580665
in 2026 the laws of thermodynamics are incel ideology

poo

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>>219580662
i keep meaning to read the terror. the tv series was fantastic

>>219580773
Shut up incel

>>219580800
incel

>>219580788
ktwbm

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My life has had so many moments of shame and humiliation it's actually insane
Being an autistic freak is brutal with just the sheer number of bad memories you have to dwell on compared to normal people and they never heal
Just L after L after L for fucks sakes

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>>219580692

Sorry for this post lads but some necessary bookkeeping.

The official /brit/ WoW guild for Midnight is "bradley walsh" on Argent Dawn EU.

Whisper me if you want an invite.

>>219580699
its like a whole new traumatic experience for him every second

>>219580822
Only an incel would have this saved

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>>219580822

2026 has not been kind to Diego's rankings. He is currently on an average of 3.5/10

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>>219580802
we're watching Hernan now

>>219580835
sent that freak flying

>>219580835
*chuckles*
this is me

>>219580843
He's an incel and 2026 /brit/ is all about calling out incels

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Would you rather live in Tower Hamlets for the rest of your life or be given medically assisted death?

>>219580851
>AI slop
No thanks yank

>>219580843
don't know who that is sorry

We can all tell it's an incel having a meltdown, most likely over being correctly labelled an incel, by the way
Just go away to /britfeel/

Get a life you incel freaks

>>219580686
absolutely despise female DJs

>>219580875
? it's a tv show from 2019

>>219580891
You're an incel. Have sex you fucking incel freak

>>219580809
have you also noticed that the world is going down the drain as society caters to women's gender and race psychoses neither of which helps you with estimating braking distances or any other physical realities

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>>219580909
Baited for this exact response LOL

I'm incel and proud

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hi

Fucking freak incel talking about incels having meltdowns while being an incel himself

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fucking hell she's ugly

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>>219580933

Me? Personally? I'm a shagger.

mega incel melty feedback loop

As a millennial, I remember the fit girls smoking cigarettes at school and in sixth form. It was smexy.

How do you deal with a sub 70 iq family member

>>219580972
incel

Lyse Doucet has subjectively the worst accent on the entire planet and if you've never heard it then consider yourself lucky

>>219580980
/brit/ in a nutshell

>>219580972
وہ مسجد میں سیکس کرنے کے قابل ہے

steve cobs invented the piephone

not going to say it

>>219580972
Actual incel post kek

>>219580972
I think she's cute

>>219580980
Shut up you fucking incel freak

would fuck that tbqh

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>>219580851
hadn't heard about it before, maybe i'll try watching an episode. is it good?

>>219580997
Why does she have a bulge

how's it foing lads?

>>219580996
Orla Guerin has an ugly accent too

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umaphone

Youngsters will never understand the damage Steve Jobs inflicted on the internet by not allowing Flash on iPhones

>>219580655
EVIL incel bunny

>>219580972
brown men consider this to be a 10/10

Sir Desperate to Fit in Canadian

>>219580972
10/10

love bright pink vag

>>219581056
he was right to disallow flash
he goofed by not supporting html5 wholly, instead relying on native programs

>>219580986
only the chav girls did at my school, but everyone did at uni

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>You are voting Green, right rorke?

There's a real heavy, rock vibe to /brit/ today. It's like a Led Zeppelin concert.

sex with horses

>>219581116
I agree
Thread hasn't been this lively and fun since I don't remember when!

>>219581056
nutted so much to hentai flash games in my youth

>>219581112
Should have played Abby in the Last of Us show

>>219581149
Read this in Biggie Smalls voice for some reason

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>>219581076
let us love you

>>219581149
franks adventure
absolute kino

im a fun facts guy. i pull out fun facts and people go "oh fun"

a 7th coffee has just hit my incel desk

Ebaumsworld turned me into the demented evil incel millennial freak that I am today

Fucking great just fucking great great start to the fucking day

gf got me drunk to have sex with me

feeling abused

>>219581165
nutted so much to hentai flash games in my youth
now im making millions rapping in the booth

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South Florida

mousey on vocals
heathermong on guitar
ziedy on bass
sacked tranny on drums

>>219581026
https://archive.org/details/hernan-2019/Hernan.(2019).S01E01.mp4
Certainly worth a watch if you're interested in that period but it's nothing incredible. I'm on episode 3

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>>219581184

I am sexually attracted to androgynous individuals. Lithe, pale guys not afraid of fashion or being sensitive or looking good. Vampiresque, 90s Japanese boy band style. People with emotions and soul and a need for someone to tell them they're gorgeous.
Anyone here fit that bill? I'm female btw.

>>219581203
is your relationship sexless? who is widtholding the sex?

>>219581191
ridiculous

>>219581211
the audience at another venue

>>219581211
Spacked tranny using his massive belly as a drum

>>219581207
kekers

>>219581211
me on the flute

>>219580809
ktim

>>219581211
Spaino as Mickey Pearce

>>219581227
No I was tired from work

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Lush

spainoholics stay fiending for some spaino goodness these days

>>219581211
Me as the producer

>>219580872
>>219580972
hate this wretched woman look at her evil eyes

a wank to EW's belly rumbling on her vocaroo last night pencilled on the docket

>>219581211
mikey on the tin whistle

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>renamed the vegan sausage
>likely due to a lawsuit

I can't wait until this company is nothing. They shouldn't have been transphobic. I am manifesting the collapse of the sausage roll empire

We in the biz call them 'skins' not drums
'Vox' not vocals

>>219581112
hey I made that post earlier!!!

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>>219581285

>>219581294
Glad to see you winning for once.

>>219581289
Skin flute more like! Putting a penis inside of his mouth.

>>219581294
Yes the meat and dairy industry (with millions in government backing) won a case demanding that veggie and vegan products can't even use the terms sausage, meat, milk, cheese, etc AT ALL anymore.

>>219581301
looks a bit fascist-ish

>>219580809
ktim

>>219581308
Honestly all these people deserve to suffer at this point

>>219581308
Thinking of the unemployed 50 year old wife beater who made this AI slop and who worships Farage despite him being a puppet of the Jews and billionaires

Fascistishesque Enby Supremacy

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ok I will go there....

>>219581280
bit of a blackpill learning that this sort of thing must have always been happening

doing thought crimes

>>219581149
ktim
was wanking to japanese sex games before i wanked to actual porn
they were kino

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>>219581334
dont think so
love them they're so cute wish i looked like them

>>219581294
I've been boycotting them ever since they wronged /ourlass/

Only way this country survives the coming years is if the military steps in

nothing has tangibly changed in my personal life after the gordon and denton election so it must not be newsworthy

>>219581363
minority reporting you

>>219581371
used to shag him rotten

>>219581214
i know nothing about cortes or any of it, but i love historical movies and shows and apocalypto is one of my all time favourites. i'll give it a try, thanks for the link

>>219581371
Mate...

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Twitter.
Bizarre place.
Just ethnowarfare in every direction.
Saw Albanians arguing with Laotians the other day.
Fascinating stuff.

>>219581392
posting pictures of your sister again?

>>219581387
>no asian woman wants to be with you guys
clearly not true is it

screaming
he is fucking obsessed with that brown woman with cancer isn't he

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look away rorke

>>219581392
Imagine being so mentally ill you make this shit and then post it online

>>219581235
hooting

>>219581419
I thought it was Pinkpantheress

>>219581430
He made nothing, it's clearly AI slop

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k here's the plan
I wanna fly you out to Amsterdam
I got a good hotel to fuck you in, I wanna—

typing 'african wig store' into goog maps and sprinting there immediately

>>219581348
>wife beater
That's a virtue now
Any man who doesn't do that has a 10+ body-count wife

>>219581334
lesbos have always been a bit facsy

I voted greens the last 2 elections and I'll do it again. Yes I am whiter than you, working class, and from a rural poor shit hole ex mining town.

>>219581434
stupid BITCH

>>219581435
nah this one >>219581448 looks more like her
but it's definitely that one with cancer that he used to post about all the time

>>219581225
have you known any irl? they're always either gay or cringe gen x emo dads

>>219581458
Hope your parents see this post and ban you from the internet you evil ungrateful evil little edgelord hitlerian incel scrote.

>>219581448
She was Sri Lankan lol this one has afro curls
>>219581435
Yeah it is

>>219581387
keep getting far too many forren language posts on twitter now
even worse, clicking on it to then translate it generates engagement, so it gives you more
probably on purpose.

support your local english wig shop

i don't really identify with the label "nigerian"
I'm more yoruba and reject association with northern nigerian islamists who have traditionally been our ethic enemies

>>219581492
Virtually all men under 30 would beat their girlfriends if it wasn't for the millennial and boomer simp brigades

Just been pissmogged at the urinals

>>219581301
I'd splash her with my cream.

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>>219581469

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well rorke?

>>219581499
What's he got against her?
She seems nice and her music is fun

heathergod on an old and confused one replying to the completely wrong post

>>219581510
yeah thanks kemi

>>219581513
what girlfriends?

>>219581520
them

>>219581487
this is what politicsmongs see when they look at that 4/10 green bint

mad how common the term incel is now
don't think it's a good thing that there are enough men who are involuntarily celibate that the topic needs to be discussed at all

rorke smugly turning around to give leftypol a bisexual grin like they're in an anime op

>>219581513
This isn't remotely true and unless you're actually brainwashed you know it. You are breaking the law with these posts.

>>219581522
bitch wear a hijab

>>219581387
きしょすぎる、お前らに抱かれたいアジア女なんかいねーよ。

>>219581522
rate that coat tbf

>>219581522
white women are so stupid aren't they

>>219581569
Teddy ..

!!

>>219581539
That's one person lad.

>>219581513
okay, pipe down mohammad

>>219581523
tom york

Rorke sees a brown person or a woman or an LGBT person and just instantly loses his mind and rants about how the world is doomed

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feeling mighty womfy x
>>219581382
No problem hope you like it, should do at least a tiny bit of research on Cortes to know what's going on because it starts in Mexico City and has flashbacks to earlier parts.

yes the stupid white woman who became an MP while incels on 4chan.org seethed into their Paki slop

>>219581529
Oh is that what happened? I was confused myself because there was no image in the post he linked. Is he really that old?

>>219581587
don't misgender me

>>219581542
Its not mental since most men 18-25 do not have a girlfriend

got the return to forever on

>>219581429
Keir Starmer going to get us back in the EU then?

>>219581520
same
surprisingly she likes men as well
would shag her rotten

>>219581523
Very strange song choice for them to be using really.

Rorke seeing a working class black trans woman and doing a backflip in shock and rage

>>219581523
ice age coming ice age coming song was right there ffs

>>219581639
no of course not, that's too much work

Grandparents both married at 19
My dad met my mum at 20
Meanwhile I'm 26 year old who has never had a girlfriend and do not know how to get one

>>219581653
impressive actually

>>219581687
Whinging on 4chan will get you one

watching pride and prejudice

>Seinfeld
Costanza's father was in the Korean War (as a cook)
>Everybody Loves Raymond
Ray's father was a Korean War vet
>Frasier
Frasier and Niles dad was a Korean War vet

those 90s sitcoms loved that korean war, aye?

>The Green Party of England and Wales strongly supports the UK rejoining the European Union as soon as the political conditions are right. They view Brexit as a mistake that has damaged the economy and the environment, advocating for a return to the EU to restore prosperity, environmental protection, and freedom of movement.

As Rorke as they come but I'll fully support Greens if they actually do this
Get us back in the EU so I can get out of this country for fuck sakes

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>>219581687
nobody is arsed lad post some cats

>>219581687
Every generations of direct ancestors you had has also included countless generations of siblings to those ancestors who also never had sex. You aren't alone.

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i aint pray for these baguettes i pray for better days :)

>>219581695
Autism detected

>>219581714
And go where?

my name is rorke and I'm really glad to meet you

>>219581723
joan d'arc...

>>219581736
Literally anywhere but here

>>219581737
hi

>>219581711
they were just copying from the recent popular sitcom, M*A*S*H, where all the characters were korean war vets

>>219581748
How about in front of a moving train you cunt

>>219581294
when are you going to remove the sausage from your menu?

nuke the EU

can't believe the energy and water being wasted with heathermong generating his ai images

>>219581750
:P

>>219581687
29 and never had a gf me
never had sex without paying a prostitute

>>219581759
Right onto my tender gonads ohh yes

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>>219581697
watched that last week. loved it

talk to me

incel who has not put in any effort to leave his smelly bedroom and talk to people wondering why he's a lonely clueless virgin.

let's play pokemon stadium

>>219581616
i will then, thanks. part of the fun of historical shows is reading up on the people and places and going down rabbit holes

Any jazz cats in the club tonight? Janny, dig a slick beat on that double bass!

mad how if you made the 70s show remake today it would be set in 2006

off to bed

>>219581723
love this berg

>>219581736
to paris to live my dream in a tiny french flat in the 9th arrondissement with my cute goth chainsmoking french gf

>>219581778
Fakecell

I need my dick sucked

>>219581809
Yankee Hitlerite angry at a mildly awkward screenshot of a working class British woman

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>>219581813

>>219581812
wouldn't be the 70s then would it

3 years to save britain

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Baby, you might need a seatbelt when I ride it
I'ma leave it open like a door, come inside it
Even though I'm wifey, you can hit it like a side chick
Don't need no side dick, no

>>219581838
Rorke

>>219581832
why do you keep posting this

>>219581838
Is that Foden?

>>219581844
before the black men take over

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>amigo
>enemigo

>>219581857
want to

>>219581780
>>219581862
Why aren't you there?

I'm wearing a black silk suit with a magenta shirt, having a glass of milk and a good cigar.
How about you?

>poo
>pee

>>219581859
^.^ xx

man who spends every day mimicking black men online is also somehow incredibly bad at mimicking black men

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Who are we picking

>>219581892
hes bad at everything he does thats why hes here

>>219581839
that oughties show
eric go to iraq

requesting /brit/'s permission to take a shower

>>219581844
Alri Liz Truss

>>219581878
I'm drinking a pint can of Kronenbourg and wearing nothing but Chanel No. 5

>>219581892
it's quite funny seeing what his mental image of a black man is

>>219581878
I’m fucking in your rape mate

>>219581878
in some smelly jogger shorts and eating crisps

>>219581891
ᵤₘ ₓₓ

what does "hem tree katies" mean?

might break up with the gf tonight
the goal going forward will to get with an east asian women, preferably japanese

don't ignore me you rancid swine

agnosticism is correct
but I prefer mysticism

>>219581898
they're turning the freaking water types gay

>>219581904
denied

Never forget when the grifter Carl Benjamin (Sargon of Akkad) was asked about the morality of paedophilia he said: "well it depends on the child".
He'll ban you from his social media accounts thoughbeit if you mention this.

>>219581898
they've made that water onee like 4 times now

>>219581937
>>219581937
>>219581937

>>219581940
dunno why people listen to him

>>219581914
the idea of them texting each other cute little updates about what's happening at the trap house

>>219581940
Okay incel

>>219581928
Fuck off back to discord you spaz

>>219581940
No-one cares tho

>>219581937
>>219581937

>>219580989
impossible