this thread has aura

bit early this

Might learn the saxophone, seems like a lark. Recon people would call me a faggot though and I don't know how I'd handle that.

>>219581979
even horses can't stand them

>>219581979
hit him back!

scranning my own knob juice!!

Ruby Granger JOI

>>219581994
Why do you let what others think dictate your life choices?

>>219581937
Haha
He a bad monkey

>>219582009
darren's around

>>219582011
corrr

>>219582018
wish i lookedl ike them

>>219582011
don't think she'd know what to say

GET YER COCK OUT
GET YER COCK OUT
GET YER COCK OUT FOR THE GIRLS
GET YER COCK OUT FOR THE GIRLS

>>219581878
pajama pants n gray hoodie
sipping cafe con oat leche
watchin cortes

Sorry for this post lads but some necessary bookkeeping.

The official /brit/ WoW guild for Midnight is "bradley walsh" on Argent Dawn EU.

Whisper me if you want an invite.

>>219582040
the leg warmers are qt

>>219582040
but you never will lmao

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oi
go
more passion
more passion
more passion
more energy
more energy
more footwork
more footwork

>>219582011
probably could do one with AI now

>>219581994
we could call you smooth jazz chazz

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>>219581864
reminds me of those two cholos who went to fight for Assad in Syria

What happened to that Italian astronomer that questioned the solar system?

>>219582040
There’s only one person there

bored

>>219582093
based

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>>219582092
your crush is a black man lmao

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>>219582105
our best fits scare niggas

>>219582133
YJK

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>>219582133
*does this to you*

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>>219582069

>>219582133
looks a bit like an elf here
quite mystical if you ask me
and yeah that other guy is right they definitely explored each others bodies

>>219582145
hate you so much arianatranny

if you search punch the monkey on google it does a thing

>>219582095
Forced to recant his views publicly under the threat of torture and execution if he refused, then kept under house arrest for life.
The Catholic Church stopped actively persecuting believers in heliocentrism gradually between 1820-35, but didn't accept the heliocentric position until 1992.

noticing the flapping pigeon under the window

earth is flat

>>219582181
they should murder it with a club

>>219582173
@grok make her do a sph joi

Oasis....
Biblical........

>>219582212
your mums arse is flat

>>219582204
what

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>>219582106

>>219582173
grow up fucking bitch

>>219582181
i LOVE punch the money
i would KILL EVERY MONKEY THAT HAS BULLIED HIM
i WOULD SHOOT THEM WITH AN AK-47

I prefer goat cheese because the molecules are smaller than cow cheese

>>219582252
so
this is the cronem

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Me in 2015: Undergraduate. Ketamine. Wetherspoons. Rocking out at the Yung Lean and Bladee concert in Bristol.
Me in 2026: Professional. A green tea. London. Member of Restore Britain. Listening to Roxy Music in my study.

>>219582170
love u :>

>>219582254
make killer traps like in the nam war, maybe some of the monkeys will learn how to make them for future monkeying around

>>219582268
How long do you spend per day looking for just the right photo of black men to post here?

>>219582278
>Me in 2015: Undergraduate.
already a year out of uni at that stage

speaking to some of my old mates tonight and fuck me they're some unlikable cunts these days
but we dug coal together and all that so fair play i wish them all the best

Do zoomers still play fortnite and roblox or what do they do these days?

NYOOOOOO

>>219582286
what is wrong with you

>>219582281
remember when he gangraped and killed that bloke at his house

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Screaming

i've been working at the same job since 2014

>>219582302
yeah
they’re adding tung tung tung sahur to fortnite

GaryEats' COPD sex arse

If an animal is smart enough to masturbate you shouldn't hunt it or eat it.

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>>219582281
unc got shook

>>219582337
s

>>219582173
I'd eat her shite

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the PB

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best game of all time

>>219582282
genuinely hope you drop dead you wretched tranny cunt

>>219582373
Very evil thing to say. Seek help.

>>219582278
was in secondary school in 2015

https://youtu.be/gAamwq5d018

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The Moccasins.

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Mummy Truss commands you to breed.

>>219582373
what's got you so upset puppypops

ASMR

>>219582406
fuck off arianatranny

>>219582405
She's getting plump

>chaehyun
would yoy?

>>219582407
any recs?

Not into trannies or gay stuff but I’d give arianaposter a cuddle and moral support

chunk off hazelnut just fell out my arse whilst I was showering and I wondered where tf it came from as I haven't had any for months, but then I realised I had some of mummy's m&s choccy hazelnut bar two days ago so it'll be that

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don't blame me, i voted for sir oink a lot

>>219582405
She should fuck off to America

right so that's me drinking alone on a friday

>>219582404
quite nice them

>>219582278
good post

>>219582404
a 'sin indeed

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what does it mean if a girl at work looks at you like this

Have it on good authority your mum has sucked your dad's penis. With the same mouth she kissed you with growing up.

>>219582431
reddit

>>219582425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1bD2e3ZkaA

>>219582405
she should offer practice sessions and britain will be 99.9% native again

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neuron activation

>>219582431
tired auld gimmick

>>219582455
everyone's on a training course and she's got you in to film content for her onlyfans? tell us the goofy sexo's name anyway

>>219582455
it means "I want you to rape my mouth in public"

>>219582431
British culture meter breaking apart and springs popping out with a bit of steam

infinite money hack: go to the indian reservation with beads, they'll give you gold they don't know how much it;s worth on the market

toilfu talked about her ex bfs huge cock

>>219582405
cringing at this mongo larping as a conservative traditionalist underdog against the system

>>219582477
genuinely find that smegma cock more attractive than this

>>219582429
he’s a fucking 30 year old man obsessed with random posters, drama, discord, ariana grande, carly rae jepsen, trannies and transitioning
He is utterly lost

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>>219582439
>>219582444
>>219582449
Thanks fellas.

Anyone else proper fucking hate women?

>>219582477
Weeeeeee

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>>219582522

Want all Reform voting chud zoomer tradLARPers thrown in a giant blender

>>219582405
liz truss is the bastion of family values

>>219582522
both built

>>219582533
yh

>>219582405
Need her squirting twat juice all over my face

>>219582548
Too young to remember her premiership are we?

>>219582507
not hard considering how hideous this specific one is

>>219582404
>>219582530
Virginity status?

>>219582486
dunno
only seen her on a tiktok (not hers) where her boomer coworker tells her shit jokes every day

elephant penises are 3-5 feet long and prehensile

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at the pub with leftypol

>>219582548
>>219582503
>shits the bed, economically speaking
>it was everyone else's fault but mine

>>219582569
what did her premiership do for families?

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genuinely dislike women so much that I struggle to get aroused by them any more
can't even remember the last time I had a spontaneous erection

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>>219582588
Fully in-tact.

>>219582542
No such thing mate we're all at Restore now

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>>219582498

The honest truth is a good 80%-90% of the British population are retarded.

all the stars are here!

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>>219582613

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>>219582622
mhm

>>219582620
Thanks *makes notes*

>>219582619
remember when you spent valentines day alone posting about black men on 4chan

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>>219582609
at the pub with rorke

>>219582643
and even on Christmas

>>219582623
Holy kino

>>219582609
ktim

>>219582624
What, you and 3 other 16 year old broccoli cut neonazis all on government watch lists plus old baz with the ai profile picture on twitter?

>>219582533
trying not to, a few months ago a girl who i sort of fancied told me under no conditions would she ever be interested in me
the kicker is i wasnt even trying to make a move at the time but she must have thought thought i was
so thats the sense of worth in the bin

don't recommend the tesco lamb rogan josh

>>219582631
remember when michael gove said “The people of this country have had enough of experts”

every shittle yelps

he was posting on 4chan at midday on Christmas

>>219582636
Blue corrrrr

>>219582674
haven't had a ready meal in a decade
cooking fresh all the way

rorke discussing the situation in the middle east and pronouncing all the names almost too perfectly

just took a shower without /brit/ permission

>>219582674
i had it a few weeks ago and didn't like it either
forgot to post about it though sorry

>>219582631
especially boomers
I'm always amazed at how older people can barely form coherent sentences

>>219582533
Hate to admit it but yes, I’m fucking tired of their bullshit

>>219582613
i like degrading stuff

>>219582706
you're on thin fucking ice mate

>>219582696
M-Mallard?!
*eyes bulge out of head*

>>219582631
and /brit/ is more retarded than the general population

I fear he will never recover

buck status?

>>219582656
>>219582694
always makes me laugh
how fucked can one person be

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Upon arriving at the New World in 1519 and seeing the sheer scale of the blood thirsty Aztec armies, the Conquistador Hernan Cortes, having only 600 men, gave his most infamous order to them upon their arrival at those hostile shores.

"Burn the ships."

Cortes understood that if the war was to be won, it would require absolute commitment without even the option of surrender or escape.

>>219582683
dats fresh

>>219582709
I don't recommend their chinese-style chicken curry either, the sweet and sour one is tolerable though
it's nice when we can bond like this isn't it lad x

spend a lot of time researching how to be a good parent even though I'm not married or anything
just determined not to be like my dad and what he did to me

>>219582673
what a cunt
should've beaten her

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>>219582712
>>219582631
>boomers to be £7000 a year better off by 2030 thanks to triple lock
>welfare budget is over 50% pensions
>8% of our gdp is spent on pensions

Do you believe gender dysphoria is a real condition? If so what should be done about people who suffer with it?

>>219582704
kek this was me during Christmas talking about the downfall of Assad and Syria

>>219582763
thats gay. if you have kids you will just know what to do and find out how you are. unfortunately you dont have a dad and youre male so you will probably be a bad dad

>>219582774
yes
allow people to transition

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Have you guys ever had Salsa Inglesa?

it's mental that tesco pulled out of here yet the building that had the big tesco is still called the tesco building, and they still have a big office and advertise for jobs on trams

always got a bit of stubble after shaving. can never get that last bit off

>>219582769
kinda based

got the kino on
genuinely might be the single best video on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3O6bKdPLbw

>>219582769
Average pensioner is rolling in money has heating on max and goes on 3 cruise ship holidays a year.
Average millennial and zoomer will be very lucky when they inherit a house aged 53 and works doing AI data annotation in addition to the 9 to 5.

>>219582788
rorke singing allah souriyah bashar when asked if he liked ethnic music

>>219582806
das it!!!

so fucking bored

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>>219582798
It's not salsa inglesa, it's worcester sauce
It's not crème anglaise, it's custard
It's not calcio, it's football

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them latinx can't behave you know

>>219582769
the fact that this is against a backdrop of a william hill bookies is poetry

Don't respond to vallartamong
He's our equivalent of a deano in Benidorm LARPing as a globetrotting adventurer
He's in the Disneyworld of Mexico where everyone speaks english and lives as a tourismslave for obese americans

He is an Englishman!
For he himself has said it,
And it's greatly to his credit,
That he is an Englishman!

That he is an Englishman!

>>219582761
that jerk should have been nudging the puck into the net for us, not out

>>219582791
i do have a dad but he was 50% abusive and 50% neglectful

>>219582861
Do actual humans still watch 2016 grifter slop like this?

>>219582900
ok

>>219582911
:(

>>219582774
i think it exists but would be almost non-existent without
1) porn
2) the idea of transexualism
3) generally, the cannibalistic paedophile occultists who run and shape every facet of western culture, society and politics

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>>219582906
For he might have been a Roosian,
A French, or Turk, or Proosian,
Or perhaps Itali-an!

[All]
Or perhaps Itali-an!

[Boatswain]
But in spite of all temptations
To belong to other nations,
He remains an Englishman!
He remains an Englishman!

[All]
For in spite of all temptations
To belong to other nations,
He remains an Englishman!
He remains an Englishman!

>>219582769
qrd?

>>219582857
mad to think that messi and ronaldo still play football

>>219582769
wish I were a proper bloke

>>219582957
it's a bad idea actually

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>The Lonely Whale: There is a whale known as "52 Blue" that sings at a frequency (52 Hz) no other whale uses. It has been wandering the ocean for decades, calling out for a mate or a friend, but it is effectively speaking a language no one else understands.

>>219582763
lots of people who had a bad parents are great parents themselves. you'll be a wonderful dad someday

You get banned if you mention on /pol/ how m00t met with Epstein and how that board was set up the day they met each other and how the logs show Epstein controlled 4chan and Maxwell controlled Reddit to promote Qanon and pizzagate and thereby discredit the notion of an elite billionaire paedo sex trafficking ring by making it seem like schizo nonsense.

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The "I prefer Asian women" face

>>219582987
I need to fertilize her womb

>>219582983
thank you

>>219583003
Man City and Real Madrid paired up again Ziedster

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Lil monkey fella

Got to remember that Gorton, like most of Manchester/Liverpool is filled with Irish people. They may be “white” but they’re fundamentally anti-British and will usually side with the out-group to “screw over the Brits” even if it means their cities become third world hellscapes.

>>219583030
will be a painful watch

might go see the umamusume movie tonight

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we're 4 years into the belgian's gimmick. cumulatively that's months of time spent crafting the perfect posts with amazing creative scenarios and a rich story... all to be thrown away with an out of character post on a random sunday.

that begs the question... why?

>>219583041
i LOVE this monkey so much

>>219582957
understandable sentiment but it just provides them with motivation to murder their victims

>>219583058
nice

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Birmingham back in the day was beautiful. Full of civic pride and a real appreciation of green spaces.
What happened?

>>219583067
i love you too

>>219583067
he's been accepted now, made frends

>>219583089
urgh gay

>>219583063
>the belgian's gimmick.
Wouldn't that picture imply he's actually a Brit?

>>219583063
brain snapped
nun he cud do x

>>219582987
she's got a real chip on her shoulder

>>219582994
ghislane promoted pizzagate? from what i heard she promoted all the typical liberal reddit stuff like the democrat party, environmentalism (especially saving the ocean) and gays

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peng

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>>219583107
I’m so pleased to hear that

>>219583080
Labour happened.

>>219583080
Bulldoze it needs a mosque and flats

>>219583135
boring white people shit

>>219583137
me too

>>219583117
seems like it. most of the time he's just your average /brit/izen. he posts bradley walsh and "poo screams" like you or I. but then something happens... when he turns on the flag...

>>219583159
i don't care about palestinians
i love punch the monkey

>>219583134
On her personal account she did that yes

>>219583159
i hear about Palestine multiple times a day

>>219583135
spongebob ahh church

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>>219583080
>a real appreciation of green spaces
thought it was always an industrial hellscape. awesome buildings though

>>219583137
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bhh62cyXCNI

playing the new resident evil

>>219583159
so fvcking trve abdvllah

>>219583159
punch the monkey doesn't want to kill all kuffar so there's that

>>219582994
>the logs show Epstein controlled 4chan
you mean the man that could barely type a coherent email was personally moderating an imageboard using their clunky homegrown administration software?

Did you know the first Sikh in the UK was actually a white Scottish fella sent to do some imperial colony bs in India but ended up converting?
Don't see many white Sikhs compared to say white Muslims

>>219583236
was he ginger? it's important.

>>219583236
Seems to be a thing women do
Leonardo Di Caprio’s mum is a sikh

>>219583232
I'm not implying he was a janitor. Try to think a little, idiot.

The main reason women act like unbearable cunts is because men enable them.
Most men are so pathetic that rather than just masturbate or hire a prostitute, they enable awful behaviour by women. That's the reality.

What is gooning though is it just wanking for a really long time

reading about the first chinese person to get british citizenship
mildly interesting

difficult to be dog isn't it
like in some ways its easy because treats and getting stroked but also there's like loads of things going on around that you don't understand or you lack the proper context to really get

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Finna be a VTMB weekend methinks

>>219583264
what do you mean by "the logs"?

Can a white man like me convert to islam?

>>219583177
wouldn’t surprise me. reddit is mostly bots and glowies anyway. they did a thing where they tracked where reddit was most popular in the states and the number 1 place by far was some tiny town in the middle of nowhere with an american military base lol

>>219583301
>
whats VTMB

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>>219583251
Hard to tell since this is only picture of him post conversion

>>219583316
hola amigo como estas

>>219583334
that's actually hitler with a longer moustache and a turban

>>219583301
i can't get this to run reliably on wine
runs once, next time crashes
further investigation needed

>>219583324
vampire the masquerade bloodlines, old janky game with a cult following

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>homer bimpson

horse

>>219583324
An gaem us uncs used to play back then

>>219583315
Anyone can convert but remember once you do the penalty for leaving is death.

>>219583355
>>219583364
oh I think I saw some YouTuber play that shit game and cant be bothered playing it desu

half life 2
now THAT was a game

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>>219583358

>>219583343
yeah not bad yourself?

>>219583409
these are sexy too

>>219583380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLp6vQ6_yKU
this is the best part anyway

Since turning 29 I've been called "unc" a lot when mentioning games and media I grew up with. Kinda hurts ngl.

Why was David Lynch obsessed with really shit and cheap looking special effects?

>>219582230
how is this still up

would

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>>219583423
lynched

>garry's mod
alright grandad let's get you off the be-
>before that toilet thing from a few years ago
*heart monitor flatlining sound*

someone vocaroo this in the style of rock dj by robbie williams:

You got no love, then you're with the wrong man it's time to move pon body
If you can't get a girl but your best friend can it's time to move pon body

>>219583403
so boring
the fucking canals

>>219583423
CGI didn't become a thing untill the late 90s.
Most his works were filmed before that period.
Plus there's just something charming about practical effects that suits his aesthetic.

>>219583441
I was mainly thinking about twin peaks season 3. It was 2016, there was no excuse

skibidi toilet
good meta piece (we have reached a point)

>>219583442
i played garry's mod in 2010 and i used to put down a load of bombs and explode them :-)

>>219583403
Unc

My favourite childhood games were all bargain bin slop for the ps1 and ps2

>>219583450
https://vocaroo.com/17bhYp7CLTJH

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>>219583410
muy bien, nosotros tomamos cuba ahora, comprende?

that's it
this is an unc general
WoW, Half Life, Deus Ex, TF2, these are our games
we like dark knight, we like 2000s films
/brit/ is an unc general, we need the children to fuck off now
*plays some skrillex*

>>219583423
He had a good artist persona that people loved, the quality of his work didn't matter.

训练值不足

hi everyone
can i get a hello

>>219583543
/waves

>>219583543
Hello
Is there anybody in there
Just nod if you can hear me

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sexo would WOULD

>>219583460
Lynch’s legacy has cast him in a light above criticism
He could have shit on a plate and his fans would tell you it went over your head and you were lynched for saying it smelled like shit

Sir Holly Willoughby

fuck palestine :)

reckon my cat knows i love her

>>219583423
I once watched a series of deleted scenes from fire walk with me thinking it was the entire film. I thought it was very confusing and non sensical even for him

NEW

>>219583573
>>219583573
>>219583573

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>>219583558

>>219583512
Skrillex was always shit
>noooo his early stuff!
don’t care fuck off

>>219583504
cuba is big, but you are very fat, so maybe you’ll manage it