>>219607043
this one

Stubbed me toe

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This is the one.

>>219606999
My aunt rented out ny grannys house while shes in a home and the renter destroyed it

tell me about what you did today brit

COME ON THE HOOOOOPS

Mad how ugly i am

where are the signet ring man dem

>>219607110
Freak

did 29 pull ups today completely cold
then I did 4 sets of weighted chin ups
then a 6th set of 26 bodyweight pull-ups ments

>>219607115
terrible landlord

want you to make me feel like i'm the only girl the world

>>219607230
do you have big arms?

That woman you loved where is she now?

>>219607255
Agency innit

>>219607280
sort of but not too a /fit/ browser
my body is basically Carlos alcaraz but paler and hairer

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during ramadan is crazy work evil as fuck them man aren't even eating this is some wild shit nah man fr nah this is crazy son

i'm sorry i'm so tired i just keep doing this any more

It's either WWIII or Iran collapsing completely now

One night's sleep for the next century's history to be decided

>>219607493
Nothing ever happens

>>219607493
>WWIII
with allies of Iran? Who are the allies of Iran?

>>219607784
Every decent and freedom loving citizen of the planet earth x

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>>219607784

just woke up from last nights shenanigans. enough time for a sink shower and a mint aero to freshen the breath before I head off to dinner with the gfbergs parents.

>>219607919
>>219607973
yawn

popping a mint aero before going into the dentist

>>219607973
>axis
Um thats got some connotations guys

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i quoted this earlier as fact and someone found the image and fact checked it and its bullshit

fallen for fake news i have

>>219608047
Did the yougov logo being wrong not give it away?

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It's Saturday night fellas.
Showtime.

people say this is complicated but its just that we are the goodies and they're the baddies its that simple

>>219608144
as an ulsterman i admit that i am the baddie but i dont care it is in my interest to be evil

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THE AYATOLLAH OF ROCK N ROLLA

>>219608144
I assume "they" are all non-anglos?

>>219608170
baldrick???

>>219608174
yeah black, brown, russian countries who dont do what we tell them

Remember when Iran had sean connery in charge. Just for a laugh

Russia? kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will come crumbling down.

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Right, well then Rorke.

>>219607784
powerhouses like russia, north korea, gaza and yemen

Woman in Wolf Alice showing her nips

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>>219609375
remember when it was the joker

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>it's time for your penis inspection

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reminder christ destroyed the 'every living gods'

>>219609395
Rorke doesn't support reform

april fools day tomorrow lads

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gold price is going even more mental on monday isn't it

>tenants wait years for no-fault evictions ban
what does that mean?

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>>219609395
this is rorke's man

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>>219609427

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really want to shag this slag

>>219609398
I can describe them to you

>>219609427
based, those false demons were leading us astray from Christ's word

>>219609499
mental how fit they are

lying in bed drinking my ALDI galahad beers

>>219609521
bum

>>219609521
BRAAAAAAAP

never seen a pagan who wasn't a larping tranny or an obsessed mutt

>>219607115
>shes in a home
white people putting they family in a home is horrible

>>219609521
bloke

>>219609521
Bottom

>>219609521
spitting image of my mum from the back

Ok Guys .. I noticed ..
That

Winter Olympics

skater ..

she

Looks Like
Zigzagoon !!

iran? not likely with my arthritic knees !

>>219609553
Shes 99 and cant go up stairs x

got a poo on deck, farts fucking reek but the ol' poo alarm has not sounded yet
can't force a poo out that doesn't want to come out

>>219609554
we don't sign our posts here

>>219609475
>this is rorke's man
isn't it Lowe now? you're a little behind the times

>>219609590
Sounds fit

>>219609608
done that bloke

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>one chance at life
>not american

it isnt fair lads

>>219609616
yanks are so fucking stupid jfc

>>219609636
this joke gets funnier every year!

bipolar melty
grow up sweetie

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>>219609644
Just chilling

This would've never happened if Phil Leotardo was still in charge

rage on you've been on a bpd melty the past week

>>219609561
:/

>>219609624
well that's me done

>>219609655
got your posts mixed up heheh fuck me

>>219607201
bet you're lovely x

Buying up all the Doom Bar while they're still in stock

>>219609734
miss this mfer so much

>>219609730
hegel ruined everything

Fucking hell I only topped up my fuel on Friday and now the fucking strait is closed

>>219609734
used to shag him rotten

>>219608047
don't see how anyone could believe that for a second

mum's coming home tomorrow need to do the washing up

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amy

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I LOVE WOMEN

>>219609802
get her to do it

>>219609427
reminder christ is a jew and you worship a jew

Lisa Nandy is at the brit awards. This used to be the peak of cool this event.

mad how there's not a single good song from the 1960s

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Imagine chilling in your chapel conversion waiting for Evri (fka Hermes) to deliver your parcel.

>>219609829
Black man out of nowhere

think i'm gonna go to bed i cba

>>219609857
convert it into a mosque asap!

>>219609485
pls >>219609829

>>219609857
Dont like it. Seems wrong. I feel it in my bones

Mumbergs had a tidy of my room while I was on a business trip and she has successfully thrown away my only charger for work laptop and seemingly nothing else. Absolutely baffling behaviour from her

>>219609909
a woman playing the piano with her erect penis until her penis spurts cum at the end

>>219609857
imagine giving backshots and she looking up at Christ

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>>219609909
lovely lovely women they are pretty and nice

>>219609934
corr nice one thanks m80

>>219609916
s

>>219609909
Anne hathaway looking woman struts down some stairs only to fall down. Shes then helped up by members of the crew who come running to her aid (shes fine)

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>>219609857
would love a church flat

>>219609960
pls describe this webm

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>>219609913
It's peng.

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>>219609975

anybody watching the brit awards

>>219609962
is that lizzo

had a wee cry just now x

>>219610011
Night night Ziggy see you in the morning pal

>>219610008
Racist statue

>>219610019
christ no

>>219610025
Bent x

>>219610019
yeah every artist is female which i would have zero complaints about if most of them weren't ugly

>>219610043
what are you doing

>>219609960
ruby looking peng

the shit awards

>>219610019
What's that? x

>>219610019
no dont buy into that woke troonpilled clownworld pozzed globohomo bollocks me

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Are amelia in Tehren

>>219610025
*gently pulls your head in to my chest and kisses your scalp tenderly*

bizarre AI slop

>>219610061
thay girl from blackpink was not very peng

>>219610019
no bet bradleyposting wins again. same every year

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Imagine the sun shining through those windows of a morning corrr.

Got a mate in Dubai oh no

>>219610064
watching deal or no deal

convertedchurchmong freakout

whatever happened to rushden & diamonds ??

>>219610118
what a prat

>>219610082
right well this doesn’t make sense considering it was the yanks and jews who bombed Iran and also Rupert Lowe spoke out against getting involved

>>219610154
went woke

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>>219610076
when exactly did the change happen?

Love watching channel tv makes it feel like im connected to the zeitgeist. Watching random shite on netflix doesnt feel the same.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM1YMeDsc-M

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LOVELY WOMEN ARE DANCING AND HAVE FUN I LOVE WOMEN

my saturday
woke up at 2pm and had a wank
got out of bed at 4pm
stayed up for a couple of hours
went back to bed for an hour nap
got up and went to asda
now sucking a duvel and making dinner soon

>>219610118
Deserves to die for going to Dubai if we’re being honest

Did your school have a prom? Mine didnt

>>219609901
I broke lent :/
Been in the pub since 2. Just got home

Dubai is British territory

>>219610154
I went to Nene Park once
They went back down to the conference and went bust a few years later. The phoenix club is 2 leagues below the national league.

Why did Pogo stop making music on YouTube? He was one of the few Aussies I actually liked

>>219610212
yeah i went by myself like a loner

>>219610216
It’ll be ok God will forgive you
Maybe go take it out on stretch armstrong

khamenei sex arse

>>219610228
£5 says you're the one other Hull City fan on here. We always run into each other on /sp/

>>219610180
same I always watch things that are broadcast live
your olympic ceremonies, your eurovisions

>>219610194
hate fun and happiness me

>>219609975
>still not deleted
Got hit by the "you can't delete posts this often" error lad?

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I'll be the first to admit there are some ugly chapel conversions. This one bizarrely has a canvas print of The Gherkin on the wall. I suspect they aren't /brit/ regulars.

>>219610212
spent it doing ket and playing pubg instead

Christ is king

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>>219610194

>>219610180
>>219610266
ktim

>>219610286
>t. Klayton Fioriti

Mental how if we just decide we want a head of state taken out we just do it, like immediately, then people will say our military is incompetent

No we just suck at nation building

>>219610212
Don't know if it was labelled a prom we just had a piss up in a hotel wearing suits and the birds in posh dresses and making the teachers dance like pricks. No one had a date or anything.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdqBmeg4XmY
*dances the night away*

my new laptop is stuttering too that's exactly the same issue I had on my old laptop like what the fuck how is that even possible am I cursed? will have to reinstall all video drivers, that solved the issue on the old one, hope it will work here too

>>219610194
one of them is male

>>219610265
Ok, where can I send you my bank details?

>>219610321
get a mac

>>219610337
FUCK

>>219610335
Care to explain why you saved a picture of a missing 14 year old girl

>>219610335
State of those brows

>>219610286
the king of ring sting

1st of march tomorrow then isn't it

>>219610346
licku

>>219610356
um…

watching bill bailey in vietnam

bird just flashed her knickers no idea who she is

>>219610356
that thing looks 25

>>219610265
>>219610337
Which one of you is Alfie ?

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>ywn sit outside your chapel conversion on an early summer morning with a piping hot espresso
Going to stop with the chapel conversion posting now but I think chapel conversion 2028 is on the cards.

>>219610249
I don't like your anonymity x

business plan
>make being a woman illegal
>arrest all women
>have gay sex with all the handsom husbandos

simple arse

>>219610393
That makes it ok then

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>>219610414
*looks at you*

>>219610391
the comedian or the pornstar?

>>219610019
your third eye will never reopen if you watch comatosing mainstream slop

>>219610419
Im in bed sorry i just felt tired tbqh but still 2 weeks is quite decent so nowt to scoff at

>>219610398
my name isn't alfie

bye bitch

>>219610434
>>219610381
seen both of their fannies

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reminder

nanberg just said 'you always seem irritable whenever you're on that light blue website'

>>219610453
okay god bless

despise jack whitehall

might become a shia muslim

>>219610488
his dad's funny

>>219610479
switch to photon that will teach the nosy cow

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>>219610473
you forgot to attach the controversial bumper stickers

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>>219610471

shaun ryder is fuckin old now

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having a low moment

>>219610576
*gives you a big cuddle*

tried chatting shit in a desperate attempt to win at an online game, i still got beaten and I think the kid I was talking to was upset anyway

i'm such a pathetic retard

>>219610561
Oh is he? I didn't realize time was passing

just found out my dad's brother identifies as a woman now, dadberg is inconsolable
how the fuck does a 45 year old man just decide to be a woman, just don't fucking get it lads

>>219610576
this is world is cruel and evil

>>219610576
feeling a tad blue are we?

>>219610576
*styles my hair in the reflection of your bald french head*

>>219610576
She hit the floor, she hit the floor
Next thing you know, shawty got low low low low low low low low

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>>219610618

>>219610595
Why was he upset?

>>219609420
insane she constantly has the nipple bars in

>>219610576
uk is japan
france is malaysia or something

might make a cheeky vocaroo

>>219610652
he asked me why I was so toxic which made me feel bad
I just beat him a few times and rubbed it in

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corrrrrrrr

>>219610561
he looked like he was about to die back when he was on tfi friday

>>219610576
You should have some tartiflette

>>219610576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaYhvJadv80

Neither France nor UK are the Japan of Europe, it is a completely nonsensical statement. Japan is a different country to both with different traditions, we don't live in a fucking video game. Fuck off.

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can't believe you fell for it

>>219610712
wew lad go on & smack that

>>219610731
japan is the south korea of south korea

>>219610731
lmao ive got you seething saturday night seething

>>219610731
Japan and UK are mirror images.

https://youtu.be/T4Upf_B9RLQ

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>219610734

Watched episode 8 of Jujutsu Kaisen 3. Wow what an episode. Higuruma seems like a really interesting character. Can't wait for the next episode team

>>219610763
Well said

more like pooshitsu shiten

>>219610774
show us your fuxking arse and willy

>>219610019
NO

>>219610712
need that on my face

>>219610774
>>>/a/

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berg

Ate a vegetable today and my intestines were all "wut dA FAcK??@?!" and now I'm pooing involuntarily xDD

just measured my erect knob and it is genuinely just under 4 inches
genuinely gutted to find that out
knew it was small but not THAT small

put my jeans on the radiator to freshen them up a bit but had chocolate in my pocket for fuck sake

>>219607130
visited the parents for dad's birthday

>>219610761
pmsl

Just started my car, will leave it running all night so I don't need to start it in the morning

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Well that's the Pakistani visa bloody well applied for isn't it

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>>219610838

>>219610837
would you ever let someone tie a cute pink ribbon around it?

Women dancing in a club I love it
Women dancing in front of a phone I hate it I despise it

>>219610838
it was put in there by a goblin actually hehe

Got toil tomorrow team it's a full say 7:00 am to 17:00 pm not lush

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>>219610769
not them

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>>219610734

>>219610895
CWLTSYC

>>219610212
boat party

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdy01EjU7vg&list=RDGdy01EjU7vg&start_radio=1

>>219610764
Noo big companies are our friends!

>>219610609
Seriously? wow

>>219610895
can you do another vocaroo

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>>219610837

>>219610817
white cats are ugly black cats are better

>>219610609
>my dad's brother
Also known as your uncle you complete incel

>>219610712
who is this sow?

>>219610877
Only if they whispered nice things in my ear as they did it

wanking on all 4s

This time tomorrow Mr. Lars Ulrich will be right here on /brit/
Make sure to tell every other general so they all come flooding in here

>>219610176
Didn't watch it then either

geowizard is a fucking reform voting cockwomble wankpidgeon BASTARD

how come my poo is brown even when i haven't eaten any brown food?

>[Deleted, restored from external archive]
yeah don't need to see that x boom gone never to be seen again

corr, imagine smelling employed woman's knickers after a 10 hour shift

don’t see much being posted about ‘biomass’ these days

Multiethnic composition

>>219610968
what a complete clusterfubble

>>219610968
>cockwomble wankpidgeon
hah! that's a new one!!
shall be adding that to my repertoire, thank you kind sir!

It's 9:38pm, which of course means it's time for a (decaf) coffee

I bet we could use /fr/ as the new and just chase them all away

The results are in and God exists and he's on Trump's side

>>219610945
alri leftypol

>>219610983
why would you do that it would smell like cock and ball musk and bloke farts

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Literally no one can stop us.

>>219610968
saw tiktok kiddies losing their minds over this. did he follow them on twitter or smth

>>219610968
They still seething on the sub Reddit?

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>>219610983

>>219610968
Yeah nice one geowizard so you travel all around the world yeah but you're still a bloody racist twazzock aren't you yeah
Horrid evil man

>>219610987
Leftypol has rorke on the ropes

>>219610947
Was being deliberately specific as 'uncle' applies to the brother of both parents.

Any politically homeless man in
Hate migrants and that but I feel like Reform and its ilk will make services like trains much worse

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>>219611030
Weird how that happens innit

Need a good wank to the ol'reliable internet succubus
You know that one you revisit time and time again

>>219609338
>>219609338
>>219609338

>>219611030
owned that dickgoblin

act like a homeless, vote like a billionaire

>>219611049
er yeah that's me
also not racist but don't want afghans to run around the country raping kids so :/

can we get a proper /brit/ cooked up. a fresh.

>>219610968
spunktrumpet twatnozzle

geowankizzard nazizzard trouserfartingsmimbibble can fucking DO ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEE

>>219611089
Cute face hides a multitude of sins

They just block out any swearing so nothing controversial gets aired. Defeats the point really.

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT
WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAIL
AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING

Seriously wtf does that mean

NEW

>>219611127
>>219611127
>>219611127

how does leftypol account for the fact that the people least likely to be in favour of immigration live near to immigrants and those more in favour of immigration live in predominantly white areas?

>>219611049
Not me. Fully into restore

FUCK THAT RACIST ASS TOE RETTS HAVING RACIST ASS ENGLISH ASS BRITISH ASS NIGGA FUCK THAT RACIST NIGGA

>>219611138
He doesnt care