So this is the new.

need a leader who will invest heavily in public transport and make life hell for drivers

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March in just over 2 hours
3rd Month of the Year
I trust things are going as planned

>THE AYATOLLAH, ONE OF THE MOST EVIL PEOPLE IN HISTORY, IS DEAD
>HE DIED LIKE A DOG AFTER WE DROPPED A BIG BEAUTIFUL BOMB ON HIS COMPOUND
>THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
>PRESIDENT DJT

Never understood watching award shows

geese clearly shouted free palestine on stage and itv censored him before he could finish

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Vote Green

geese can talk now can they

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>>219611194
yea, me neither

all my poos are always too big to flush. so I put some bleach in there to mask the smell as it wears away over time in the water and becomes flushable

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>>219611207

>>219611278
One funny thing happened in a 4hour show

>>219611278
kek

can someone please give me a hug

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Little Rudiger

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>>219611278
need the crown

>>219611194
NPCs gobble up whatever slop you throw in front of them, much like pigs

>>219611287
put some enzymes in there to help break it down

Dadbergs in a care home now
Not good

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Will solve nothing
Will make traffic much worse for everyone
Will do nothing about the absolute shithole paki shops all over it

all in here
>>219609338
>>219609338
>>219609338

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The true size of Portugal compared to Spain

>>219611358
any reason there's a jamaican flag painted on the road?

>>219611358
good fuck drivers
love seeing cagers stuck in traffic

We're all in here
(posts link to current thread)

>>219611391
You are incredibly mentally ill

just have no theory of mind for racist gammons
imagine just hating someone for the colour of their skin
sorry that you can't perform for your wife anymore, no need to get angry over vibrant pocs because of it

really taking the piss with the thread splitting

>applied for Pakistani visa
>now watching brawl in cell block 99
Kino evening

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>>219611356
remember my dad's recount of his last visit
she didn't remember him
broke him

>>219611411
They’re just extremely thick and primitive ppl

Leftypol building tightly coupled monolithic architectures
Rorke going decoupled and severless

Something's wrong

>>219611396
need her to slice my nigger head off

scrannin a tesco banoffee tart

Why do they keep drip-feeding us new captcha challenges? Is all of this working to stop bots somehow?

>>219611471
wtf

>>219611323
*drags and spins you around like that mknkey done to punch*

>>219611471
important that I know exactly who that is by name

>>219611435
>>219611356
good thing we will live and die alone

>>219611471
weird looking fanny

BREAKING NEWS: Mousey wants Butterfly by Crazy Town played at his funeral [Twitch]

>>219611471
thats a bussy!!!!!

>>219611471
your gfs nipples are hairy

>>219611471
UMMY

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just wanked
might kms

No one knew Johnny Davidson before the N word incident. SAD

>>219611505
I'm not telling you my gf's name

>>219611559
what kind of madness we're you on to wanna kys after having a wank

>>219611559
I was gonna shag the missus tonight but now I don't think I can be bothered but I think she's going to be ready for it when I go up to bed

going to the computer shop tomorrow

>>219611396
grim

>>219611585
to buy a computer?

>>219611411
>have no theory of mind
Did you run into someone boasting of this? They might not understand the concept, because it reflects a failure on their part to understand, not a failure of the "Other" and their beliefs to make internal sense

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noone understands me

>>219611559
was it on helen mirren?

>>219611573
saw him on a documentary decades ago, back when we were allowed to make documantaries about freaks, (before Big Woke)

>>219611358
That genuinely looks really shit

>>219611595
yeah to buy a computer

Looking at the conduct of the Royals like Prince Andrew and the Epstein files has got me thinking we should abolish or at least defund the monarchy

I’m a pathetic cretin

>>219611611
skelly full of plastic

>>219611616
another gay man !

>>219611623
from the computer shop?

>>219611605
You're the biodiversity poster aren't you?

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>>219611471

mental that too much alcohol can just kill you. john bonham drank 1.4l of vodka within 24 hours and died. amy winehouse drank less than 2 bottles of vodka in a similar timeframe and died.

>>219611511
Not true though

>>219611605
Greek schizo

Homer Simpson was the blueprint for a good life. But only those of us pure of heart enough were able to recognise it.

I'm scared that the neighbours hear me shagging

>>219611624
Looking at the list of american names getting heat from the files and carefully checking their early life sections has got me thinking we should abolish or at least defund one particular tribe.

>>219611624
Monarchism is for women and benders, Republicanism is for men.

>>219611656
Both herion addicts too. Mad how it was alcohol

ever noticed the things that janny leaves up?
noticing a pattern is all im saying

>>219611580
just bought it home that i will likely never again find a girl that can even stand me and in all likelyhood will die alone

>>219611682
This except the exact opposite

We're all just Helots. All your gay investments mean nowt, weasel

>In 1015AD ireland had a population of about 500,000 and over 150 kings
Tfw you will never be a petty king in ireland

in love with a man
won't apologize for it

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>MISSING: 13 year old Layla McKee didn’t return home to Uddingston from Uddingston Grammar School yesterday.

>Was last seen wearing black leggings, white shirt and a black hoodie with a black puffer jacket, with hair in a high bun.

>>219611763
>powerful sub familes
Oo'er

>>219611622
now imagine it with vape shops, tourist trap souvenir shops and the occasional londis

>>219611651
>>219611662
No. Just curious if it's based on something genuine, or if he revealed himself by saying something a pleb lefty would not say: "theory of mind"

>>219611786
who's the lucky fella

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>>219611786

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The goal

>>219611789
Omg thats terrible
*looks up Uddingston *
Oh

>>219611812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1wDihZNQyQ

>>219611655
why is this gif so funny? I do a genuine lol every time I see it. then I watch it thrice more for good measure.

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>outlasts another supreme leader
heh, nothing personal

>>219611809
Theory of mind is a twitter commonplace you tedious pseud.

>>219611841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuUDRU9-HRk&list=RDIuUDRU9-HRk&start_radio=1

>>219611789
looks like glen powell

>>219611829
get the neon and biomass housed

>>219611836
why ruin something perfect like that with a shite tattoo

>>219611756
nonono ireland was a united socialist republic of free men and women before the evil brits came

>>219611881
>1x1 inch tiny tattoo of a bird
yeah mate complete write off, ruined forever

>>219611885
CORRRRRRR

>>219611856
>twitter commonplace
well EXCUUUUSE me, princess

>>219611903
exactly

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Chilling in bed before I go sleep team. Hope everyone is having a fab weekend!!

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WAAAAAAAAAAAHEY

any gay man in

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Iran struck Dubai International Airport

>>219611922
SOMEONE WITH SUCH A WORKING CLASS PHENOTYPE SHOULD NOT GO TO UNI

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>a bag of grated cheddar

>>219611929
he dances like a spring chicken, can't be a day over 25

>>219611927
wish i was there x

>>219611929
getting right after it isn't he
cutting a rug as the yanks would say

>>219611936
arab lives matter

>>219611927
your dads dead LMAO

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This man has been done a great injustice, he should raise an army and challenge his brother for the crown

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>>219611867
it's tough covering that song
glad he did

No onehad a 2004 as good as Ricky and Steve.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psPqPWV0kpU

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what the fuck

>>219611852
Screem

>>219611934
*raises arse*

imagine you unironically supported that Israeli stooge trump lmao couldn't be me

>>219611973
is this real?

Might sign up for the royal tank regiment

>>219611973
Looks insanely good. Women these days are way too fat. Love it when a girl's hip bones stick out

>>219611973
giggity

>>219611936
Should have destroyed the whole city

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>>219611973
mental

Can't believe Khamenei is gone

>>219611971
beautiful rendition

>>219611934
yea me, but deeply closeted

>>219611973
Why? Shes the daughter of a rockstar and had a minor hit in like 2003 why does she go ?

>>219611885
mogged by yanks unfortunately

>>219612020
i didn't even know he was sick

>>219612020
Sad when they go young like that

>>219611973
looks so much like her dad here

Rate my takeaway is at the brits

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>>219612008
nah it's lush. full of British expats as well

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why is my twitter black now
what happened to the blue

>>219612032
why do you feel entitled to question the glittering people?

Khamenei? I don't know I'll have to count

>>219612047
WHEN THEY GO?

>>219612054
Even more reason to

>>219612011
ffs
i should have been there to tell her i love her cheeks and that she's the perfect weight

>>219611885
one of the seven wonders of great britain

“Rein Me In” by Sam Fender & Olivia Dean wins Song of the Year at the BRITs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM1QxhLBRUw&list=RDJM1QxhLBRUw&start_radio=1

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>>219611934
god hates fags

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F

Can hear catberg having a scratch

what did I do to deserve being a hated figure

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>>219612127
you're not hated la

Iranian Red Crescent spokesperson Mojtaba Khaledi says that so far 201 have been killed in today's attacks on the country, Iranian outlets reported.
Khaledi says that 747 have been injured, adding that 24 provinces out of Iran's 31 have been hit.

>>219612147
He is

>>219612053
saw him hes slimmed a bit since his show went tits up

I'm just looking at the facts here

Maduro gone in 1 day
El Mencho taken out in 1 day
Khamenei gone in 1 day

These can only be called results. Divine results.

Genuinely is pathetic how Iran has rolled over

he was 86. a kid.

>>219612173
what are they supposed to do exactly

>>219612056
genuinely cant tell if thats jeffrey epstein or anthony bourdain

>>219612081
for me it's the great wall of todmorden

>>219612173
why? they have no nukes. they haven't won any wars. What were they meant to do?

i hope the president isn't feeling stressed or nevous :(

Strait of Hormuz closing
Its over

>>219612173
Did you forget when that general got blown up and everyone was like Iran dont fuck around its ww3. And then they did absolutely nothing

We at /brit say goodbye to Sir Ali Hosseini Khamenei

dicks out for khamenei

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Post wholesome

>>219612220
*pops a little hijab on it* that's better

>>219612169
vax status?

>>219612173
the bigger question to ask is what hold israel has on russia

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Bad things did not happen today

Peace will reign

>>219612224
world's smelliest couple award

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>219612166
can you do ozempic and still smash 10k calories daily and come out looking normal?

Nothing gives me more pleasure than to see the Nick Fuentes Fresh & Fit Third Worldist antisemitism humiliated by Trump.

We're fated to pretend

>>219612224
Best rhangandakhanistdip could do

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Hi guys, I frequently visit Manchester to see a friend and fuck a couple of girls. And I am slowly starting to get bored of Manchester, whats there to do close by, any castles, countryside estates, or anything special that only the locals would know about? Also where do I get a stargazy pie? Ive been in London, Portsmouth, Norwich, Leeds, Birmingham, and cant get it anywhere

Iranian gf 2027

>>219612256
don't think so, isn't it just an appetite supressant? would just make it harder to eat all the takeaways

not keen on joos or muzzies so its hard to form an opinion

>>219612256
It reduces appetite

>>219612224
ameribros..they're taking our 10s

>>219612196
They should've just hit US ships with hypersonic missiles

>>219612256
it mostly works through killing your appetite

>>219612274
>where do I get a stargazy pie
think you'd need to go down to cornwall for one of them probably
even then i don't think they're commonplace

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So this is rorke

>>219612236
Russia is a little busy at the moment.

>>219612225
whys he sad like that

>>219612274
>Ive been in London, Portsmouth, Norwich, Leeds, Birmingham
Grim.
You should meet me in Dunham Massey tomorrow to see the deer x

>>219612274
>t. Jonny Scatislava

>>219612225
Tiredberg

>>219612224
why does she have red spot on her hair at the top?

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'aving a crisis of faith because i'm in love with hozier

>>219612274
there's an anzac memorial in huddersfield

>>219612316
burdened with thoughts x

>>219612316
Got an ugly freak as an owner

>>219612316
>>219612324
leave him alone he's fine

>>219612306
Do Brits not like it? Why is it so hard to find?

>>219612337
i know how he feels

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i hate it when shit like this happens

why am I on marinetraffic.com right now

i never been here before in my life

>>219611358
Excellent news, fuck rich people who drive their Lamborghinis through the West End

>>219612351
it's the kind of thing you only really have in stories

>>219612056
realistically europe is irrelevant so what can they do? might as well enjoy the weekend

Was saying to my dad that if I were the leader of Saudi Arabia I would be doing everything possible to get nuclear missile capability ASAP. Seems like the US and Israel are bullying everyone they don't like into sucking their dicks, but if Saudi had nukes then they would be left alone

>US takes out Venezuela and Iran in one day with zero casualties
>Russia currently fighting year 5 of the Special Military Operation
lmao

>>219612351
We like it but it's a delicacy usually reserved for locals. You will have to befriend a Cornish person and ask them to sort you out.

>>219612355
>why am I on marinetraffic.com right now
dunno mate you tell me

are latins pakis

>>219612355
cor you can see the continents and that
so many ships travelling into the amazon woaw

>>219612351
think it's just because it looks really weird. might taste alright but i'd be shocked if most people even know what one is

>>219612355
any war boats floating about the strait of hormuz?

bussyburg just got absolutely ruined by intestein's pooBC

>>219612380
there were casualties

>>219612351
Its just fish pie with the heads poking out as a gimmick. Plenty of people eat fish pie

Sir Hormuz Closer

i never had jellied eels did i miss out

Any CAGED system man in

>>219612391
no, not even close

LMC vs U2 - Take Me To The Clouds Above

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>>219612317
Im going to England in May but if you wanna meet you can add me on my Signal: GasudarjonAntiIlluminatAndromeda.10

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>>219612274
Get the train to Edale and go hiking

>>219612417
no

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edinburgh

>>219612405
200 cubans
73 school girls
1 ayotollah

Virgin freak of a son came up to me blabbering something about Arabia and nuclear capability. I told him he should probably worry more about the capability of getting a job first. God I hate him so much.

I've probably said this before so I'm sorry if I'm repeating myself but it always holds true, I'm surprised how great it feels to fondle my knobby after a trim. Seriously go give yourself a little trim.

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One of the most shamelessly fraudulent presidential campaigns in American history:

>>219612355
good fun that website

>>219612374
bet he was utterly riveted by your original insights, definitely pleased he took the johnny off

>text my cornish stargazy pie plug to get a fix
>he turns up on a pony wearing a knitted balaclava

visiting London in April, any of you London sissies in this thread want to meet a big tough Northern man

>>219612316
thinking of life x

>>219612431
Idk what signal is. But you and your gf should go to chester zoo and Dunham massey.

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>>219612398
there are boats there not many moving

>>219612461
will you treat me rough xx

Decided I'm gonna try to discover the real name of the 'scort

listening to blind faith by blind faith (1969)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_Faith_(Blind_Faith_album)

i cant post the album cover here because the girl in the photo is 11

>>219612447
Si vid pacem, para bellum innit

>>219612438
dig it all up and transport it to England

>>219612440
the respective bodycounts of:
>rorke's ma
>rorke's da
>rorke

>>219612438
got a brian cox book from the waterstones near there

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>>219612355
can any boatmongs in the thread explain why there is a marshall islands vessel off the coast of norway
what's it doing there haha

might wank my silly little evil incel cock

>>219612491
post a pic of her you boring cunt

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a Redditor made Hormuz big in EU4

>>219612502
clapton strikes again

>>219612512
screm

>>219612475
For me its mad huri. What is he like

>>219612419
haven't played in years but yeah

as much as the tories deserved punishment for this incompetence, it is a bit barmy this nation was more charmed by starmer than rishi, aye?
without that dozen years of baggage behind him, Rishi would probably do alri with a blank slate
Meanwhile Starmer is slithering under my bedrock expectations of him each passing month

>>219612387
Whats the best town in Cornefield to go to? Do they speak English?

>>219612511
It would make both countries look better

Nothing to smile about in my life

>>219612419
trying to learn it from a youtube man on my gay little guitar that i love very much

>>219612491
Why are you still bothering with this after your admission yesterday?
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/219583573/#219584469

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR_NQOLrc-s&list=RDbR_NQOLrc-s&start_radio=1

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>>219612562

>>219612539
not very big is it

>>219612502
right well that's another example of pre-woke britain being publicly paedo isn't it

>>219612612
>Pahlavi
is this a larp or do iranians really call themselves that

tonight's lecture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=842OX2_vCic

>>219612564
can't really get it outside of bawcocks eve in december
but if you come to cornwall some nice places to visit are falmouth, st ives, padstow, and looe
stay away from the inland towns they're shitholes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BaJS7N8hUM

>>219612562
this isn't america we vote for parties not presidents

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here we go

>>219612612
>would you like to be our god king
>yeah but i've got mates at home and that

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mumowitz gave me her cat because the new dog bullies him
so say hi to catberg

>>219612614
not the first time I've heard that! LOL!!!

>>219612574
think about how much we raped kojima in the last game awards

>>219612567
>ScotsNats actually believe this
lol
lmao, even

>>219612663
Hi catberg :3

>>219612639
what a tune
pikey beat

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what'll it be

>>219612666
sacrum

>>219612663
looks gay

>>219612663
i'd bully the cheshire looking runt as well

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>Man, 49, dies taking part in skydive at airfield

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>>219612562
>>219612562
>it is a bit barmy this nation was more charmed by starmer than rishi
the little gay brown fella? his own mates didn't even like him

>>219612559
unsubscribe

>>219612663
>ditching your old pet for a new one
scum behaviour. tell her that.

>>219612534
Nah I'll only do that if she ever blocks me

>>219612688
A Peanut Butter Cup for me
A Campfire Crookie for her
A Bisc-Oreo for the road

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>>219612688
>piss toffee

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Need to stop biting my nails

>>219612705
>jump out of plane
>die

>>219612663
cats and dogs are for NPCs

want to pooing kill myself

>>219612525
Basically the Marshall Islands have no shipping related taxes, no restrictions on crew members and they probably haven’t signed up to any international agreements on pollution and fishing control so its the most convenient and cheapest place to register your ship.
I think they’re also the only country in the world which still allows shares of a company to be held in bearer form which makes it easy to transfer ownership of vessels

>>219612718
i have unsubscribed actually as i'm applying for flats at the moment and they might want to check bank statements

>>219612663
love his tail

Reckon the Israelis bombing that girls school and killing 40 children was one of their ritualist sacrifice to their god Baal, and theyve had to find different ways of sacrificing children, after Epstein death and the entire ring being exposed

>>219612562
Why would you think that? Rishi arguably has less charisma than starmer and is just as much an establishment figure. More even.

right well that's some lad's finger isn't it

NEW
>>219609338
>>219609338
>>219609338

>>219612317
Whats the deer? Also that is pretty close to that big shopping center right? Traddford center I believe its called

>>219612729
horrible evil little runtstumps
get yourself sectioned you mental case

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>>219612729

dogs are horrid animals who should be culled

>>219612751
oh ffs

waiting until a real new is made

>>219612751
as if you've kept this shit bumped for two hours you utter freak

>>219612649
No gravy?

>>219612763
feline claws scratched out this post

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>>219612705

>>219612740
unsubscribe

>>219612663
Alysa Mew

>>219612688
Do not consume refined sugar, your life will improve dramatically

>>219612688
caramel churro, or hostess cupcake
2,3,4 look like they'd depend on how good the biscuit material actually is, although it does look good in the picture
I don't understand how 1 is supposed to work

cook a fresh one. a proper one.

New

>>219612815