THE USA JUST INVADED WALES

will people use this good pure new or the shitty interracial one

>>219612880
every bit of it justified x

>>219612833
not a big fan of britain

still would smash dolly parton

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again, to clarify

This is it
This is the thread

>>219612918
innit
would bang her wig off

Reckon the Israelis bombing that girls school and killing 40 children was one of their ritualist sacrifice to their god Baal, and theyve had to find different ways of sacrificing children, after Epstein death and the entire ring being exposed

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just received word from the higher ups that this is the new and the others are slated for deletion

did this really happen
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_England_(medieval)

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Two black holes merging

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NO CAP

>>219612952
yeah you said

>>219612945
80 years old like but yeah

XQC is worth over 100 million dollars

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Is anyone going here?

>>219612962
no it isn't it's two frogspawn in a tiny whirlpool

Coldplay are actually good

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Just a park with deer in it... innit

>>219612962
get it shagged

>>219612961
yeah, and this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Albion

>>219612833
Hälo do yo have a sister aj can dejt?

>>219612987
shit white people say

>>219612978
Bet you could find an abusive wife there easily

>>219612988
>>219612752
Meant to tag you

>>219612988
they sika 'em here
they sika 'em there
they sika 'em bloody everywhere

any gay porn music man in

https://youtu.be/21kwgMDXIX0?si=pRltHNij7JdDcVjw

>>219613036
hey x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThHz9wlBeLU&list=RDThHz9wlBeLU&start_radio=1

this is apparently the sister general of sverigetråden
can i get a cute red heard british gf?

it is all in yeah babe

>>219613018
I’m white. And proud.

sluts

>>219613035
Deery me

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>>219613026
Im going there just for the Basshunter, do abusive British milfs like that type of music?

>>219613076
and using full stops because you're in a strop

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need a they/them boyfriend or girlfriend

>>219613066
that would be incest

We're all here
>>219602687
>>219602687

>>219613076
Indians are white too sir

>>219612952
Muslims aren't people

>>>219612839
>She was like 10 years older than her ex and made his life hell
What did she do to him?

>>219613090
is it me or are those some massive tits shes hiding

just composed this song to play all day on repeat in my evil incel lair
https://vocaroo.com/1am3CwKsMCqh

anon asked to say hi
hi

>>219613133
is that ravel morrison

>fella from metallica playing with robbie williams
weirdest thing to happen all night

might have a wank over my ugly dentist's instagram

What reputation does Weatherspoon have amongst the British? When Im in the UK Im almost always there, for breakfast, lunch and dinner, I also drink a lot of draft Stella there

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>>219613097
Håpe jo lajk jail

>>219613070
shit white people say

>>219613152
which one

>>219613149
Its harry maguire

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>Israel names its operation against Iran ‘Roaring Lion’

what are they playing at here, lads?

some people say I look like me da'

nigga think he ganondorf

>>219613160
The point is my British friends always mocked me and treated me like an outcast for liking the Spoons

>>219613158
My dentist is fit as fuck
been drinking full fat coke on the daily to get a cavity so I can feel her tits on my shoulder

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>>219613173

>>219613085
i dont know it seems like a chav thing and they're so old those birds will have been drinking shit in flat roof pubs for years

I GOT MY MONEY BACK
REFUND IN
TIME TO GO SPEND IT AGAIN

>>219613090
what is the gender neutral version of boyfriend and girlfriend? and why do we not call people manfriend and womanfriend?

>>219613138
bizarre lie, that's ganon's castle from ocarina of time

Sir Scatislava Bumcoon

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>>219613135
no not particularly

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I was invited here but I feel it was a trap

>>219613203
Just watch the baby ok boy?

ciao, niggas

>>219613203
disgusting mutants
HATE DOGS

>>219613223
"partner"
not fond of it

>>219612833
ALEX PATPO FATTORINO DELIVEROO PISTOIA

>>219613085
it's a 90s show it'll be full of zoomers born in 2007

Watching brawl in cell block 99

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Deano unfazed

may I have some stew?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdqBmeg4XmY
don't intend to apologise

might become a janny

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total kike/mudslime/shitskin death!

>>219613171
Robert Trujillo and also Zakk Wylde i think

>>219613259
shit kino

fight like me da' as well

did the belgian bbc spammer finally get bored
haven't posted since he was relentlessly spamming last summer

If I made a shop called lidlciaga who is more likely to sue me?

>>219613270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52iW3lcpK5M&list=RD52iW3lcpK5M&start_radio=1

>>219613097
incest incest familjefest as we say

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>>219613234

>>219613160
>>219613196
it's like the fast food of pubs, i suppose
cheap, not bad, but people tend to prefer pubs with more atmosphere that aren't chains

>>219613249
hi

NON RIESCO A SNIDARE

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the berg

>>219613259
do I need to watch the first 98 films?

>>219613284
looks like chloe spiller

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>>219612833

finna get on the modafinil

trump just bombed london to prevent radical islam

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reminder this is where dating in 2026 will get you

>>219613292
lady gaga

>>219612957
fat arsed bint

>>219613285
he still does it but a lot less and he gets banned for it regularly now

>>219613310
>23
grim

>>219613152
what about when gary numan and nine inch nails played together

extended an olive branch to some of the other generals so please be nice if they show up
>>219613065
>>219613202
>>219612965

got the michael jackson on x

>>219613316
I got indiana but I don't like Indycar all that much but I suppose I could learn to like it

>>219612963
mines more of a pig trotter

>>219613316
I'm living in wisconsin
but only in my mind

>>219613316
it's Nebraska or Ohio for me

16
peng

ummm

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>>219613307
listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTseTg48568
after a bottle of wine and a 6 pack

>>219613341
sometimes you can't help but laugh. lol

scary teenagers outside

>>219613341
cockmogs me

>>219613339
i'm going to do my utmost to hurt their feelings and it'll be all your fault

>>219612978
Bit one hit wondery

>>219613310
Drives me round the bend when yanks say legos. Its lego. Like sheep or fish

>>219613382
legos and porns

>>219613367
that video always comes up as recommendation on my feed
love david gilmour

>>219613367
you should be listening to 883

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aff tae bed

>>219613316
Wisconsin and its not even close

what was it

We at /brit/ announce a 12 day mourning period in memory of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei

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They've done it

White Zoomers have been bred that defeat blacks in sprinting now

>>219613367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UXircX3VdM&list=RD8UXircX3VdM&start_radio=1
get this down you, lad

>>219613310
lego is fucking expensive 500 quid doesn't seem like that much

>>219613316
illinois :(

I was offered a shanking by a black man last time I visited your country

>>219613414
carlybender's gaping arsehole

>>219613090
New a girl who looked like that. She was into gaming, cricket and cars. Like into doing them up, going to car shows.

>>219613459
Hi

lego has too many brick types now
should have kept it to like 400 max, removes creativity otherwise

It’s all a big nothing

i'm gay

>>219613429
he's running from the shadow niggas

oh yeah shanking they used to say that

>>219613459
who

>>219613259
still don't get that hole in the floor bit

>>219613431
thats for doomer nights. not this

>>219613464
She went to car shows with well-dressed crickets?

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i spoke too soon they've bred even faster blacks too

>>219613519
Ah, I see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVhNCTH8pDs&list=RD8UXircX3VdM&index=25

>>219613502
I actually love this guys gimmick. Bet it makes people seethe

I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN

Hi /brit/ can you buy me a Warlord Titan (with a plasma annihilator and powerclaw) from forgeworld?
It would make me very happy and would really cement the sisterhood between our two threads in my mind.

anyone up for making a suicide pact

buying a 75" TV has changed my life only for the better

>>219613555
I'm just sad scoob must have passed on

>>219613529
>40yard dash

>>219613562
i'm sure one of the lads can sort you out. they love that sort of thing.

>>219613529
blacks are just superior

>>219613562
Theyre like £800

>>219613066
>this is apparently the sister general of sverigetråden
says who

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>>219613529
Imagine the MEAT he has.

i expanded our influence some more
>>219613006
>>219612910
>>219613108
>>219613144
>>219613179

>>219613240
bradley byrne

Imagine if the entire world redirected all their effort into eradicating So*th Asia

>>219613607
we're full mate

>>219613607
fuck of nigga

>>219613600
this guy >>219612965

>>219613607
what could you not be arsed looking up how to say hello in hungarian

>>219613607
They dont say hej in norway

>>219613566
how far away are you sitting?

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>i expanded our influence some more

>>219613607
careful now in the old days this was worth a call for invasion banning

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the 'fast

>>219613607
I took over Israel a couple of times. I was thinking of baking every single general on the board and making them all British but, I'm too employed for that shit

>>219613634
s

hello /int/ernational friends!

>>219613453
For free?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W_k7ybGBDg

Also what comedians does /brit/ like, for me it is Greg Davies, Jony Vegas, Ross Noble and James Acaster.

Also RIP Sean Lock, he was probably the best of them

>>219613623
well i wasnt consulted

>>219613629
had a guess didn't i

miss brit circa 2015 pre try hard gimmique

>>219613634
screeching

government idea:
>thundercunt living prices through the ceiling
>privatise everything
>import 15 wogs in less than the time it takes for an oak tree to mature
>give away national secrets to a cabal of (((peadophiles)))
>funnel billions upon billions to the wealthiest generation in human history
>arrest people for opposing all of this

>>219613684
what were the great gimmicks of 2015

>>219613671
>Also RIP Sean Lock, he was probably the best of them
yeah he was

>>219613671
rorke likes roy chubby brown
leftypol likes sara pascoe

>>219613607
load the digital boriswave
keep the numbers up

>>219613674
can you consult your sister if i can come in her pussy?

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>>219612833
british people be like
>my dog vacations in dubai

>>219613684
be quiet mong boy

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Does anyone here know Stockport?

>>219613678
Say hvordan har du det?

>>219613718
Cheadle mentioned

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he shidded

>>219613713
don't you dare

>>219613642
The Brit equivalent to this would be English muffins, crumpets, potato cakes, scones.

Demented

>>219613695
>import 15 wogs
missing a few zeros there, rorke

>>219613718
it's not actually a real place mate

>>219613730
this nigga needs to die

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I am hearing that on his deathbed Ali Khamenei received the light of Zoroastrianism and unhesitatingly recited the entirety of the Ohrmazd Yasht. Even now he lounges in splendid insolence in the House of Song. Truly there is no god but Ahura Mazda, and Zoroaster is his prophet!

>>219613598
1530£ to be precise and that's not including postage

>>219613653
We could a few ppl from /brit/ on it, and make the picrels all their ex colonial flags and if they weren't a colony we could just deface their current flag with a union jack

I'm still laughing at this guy that's been completely done by his cheating whore wife heheheheh


https://old.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1rg4m3v/every_single_solicitor_firm_i_have_approached_for/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JaxdFDfaHc

Babycakes
You just don’t know

I was the guy who killed the Ayatollah. Ask me why sambuca isnt in more cocktails?

>>219613756
We're all so sad about it

Got the Macroblank on

So is incest porn outright illegal or is it a specific kind?

>>219613671
>James Acaster
Still remember his interview with Ronesh Roganathan. obsequious little toad

>>219613671
>James Acaster.
absolute dogshit
https://youtu.be/UHqma3rx-xI?t=47

>>219613777
okay

seething that I never lived in an age of the foundation of new global religions

>>219613785
It's always fake so it doesn't matter

>>219613798
this was a great bit

>>219613785
probably the latter

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He is an Englishman! For he himself has said it, And it's greatly to his credit, That he is an Englishman!

>>219613671
Back in the 90s I had Jack Dee, Eddie Izzard, Lee Evans, Lee...that bald one, Ardal O'Hanlon, Mike Reid I think, Steve Coogan live

>>219613762
I assume you would come and get it and kowtow before me

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>>219613464
love car lezzers, me
genuinely

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right cmon, sling your hook ayatolah

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>>219613785
all of it even the pretending stuff even the step sibling stuff literally all of it everything every relationship cousin stuff too all of it

meanwhile

>>219613706
dont have a sister

>>219613839
Swarthy little goblin

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>>219613564
yep, go for it

>>219613828
only know gilbert and sulivan through the simpsons me, said we don't learn our own cultural hisotry innit

>>219613839
Can tell she has a hairy growler. I like that

>>219613860
can you consult your female relative if i can come in her pussy?

>>219613718
always assumed itd be on the coast

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um7n0O-OUVo

>>219613704
Sara Pascoe is pretty decent for a female comedian

>>219613798
I didn't like that show that much, he's better when he's on panel shows and have other comedians to bounce of IMO

>>219613839
Wish I had a little jeremy clarkson gf

>>219613813
really wasnt

How did you partake in MARIJUANA?

I’ve wasted my life

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RIP

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what's the meaning of life, lads?

>>219613885
tune lad
well done

>>219613718
Is that near Weaste?

https://www.instagram.com/weasteman/

>>219613904
Catching

Them all .. !!

>>219613834
I guess that could be arranged, no gay stuff tho

>>219613849
>Bradford
Hmm isnt that famous for...

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powerful

>>219613893
what's the matter? too challenging for you?

>>219613839
glasses do not suit her one bit

/brit/ extends its most sincere condolences to the family and friends of the late Ayatollah Ali Khamenei

found out yesterday that ye olde toilfu was actually a bit of a slag in her uni years and have lost literally all interest in her

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>>219613926
>operation epic fury

>>219613886
>panel shows
Alri unc

how do I get a job I'm not fucking joking anymore I hate being a NEET so much

>>219613885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7VgstsVS44

>>219613941
hi looooeeee

>>219613940
Literally every girl ever was a mega slut in uni

>>219613926
he looks like a corpse

>>219613926
why do they still have those boomer phones

>>219613839
she was straight. Or she had bf when I knew her

bit mad yanks are just going round kidnapping and blowing up the leaders of countries they dont like now

>>219613946
Erm, apply for Walmart? I don't fuckin know. get a grip perhaps. You live in paradise

>>219613943
Yup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8X7S4j_zXA

>>219613940
if she's gone to uni she's taken 1000 cocks
if she breathe she a thot

>>219613967
no i mean in the uk

>>219613958
because they're all boomers
also security reasons probably

wearing a hat that says "incel" on it like how Trump is wearing a hat that says "USA" on it

Can we bring yesterday back around
Cause I know how I feel about you now

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>>219613954
wotch it woowie

>>219613940
Alright well if you don't find someone soon you might have to swallow your pride and take her to be your GF anyway

>>219613970
fuck off we're full

>>219613970
Erm, apply for Tesco? I don't fuckin know. get a grip perhaps. You live in paradise

>>219613958
they are literally boomers

>>219613926
eerie parallels to the fall of the Western Roman Empire in this image

>>219613941
wonder if trump came up with that or one of his little soygoblin aides

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>>219613923
>no gay stuff tho

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>>219613926
He looks half dead, can't wait until hes fully dead

>>219613958
They're more secure and reliable

>>219613970
Fuck off we're full...unless you can smuggle in your AR-15 and kill a few Jeets

>>219613946
you already have a job, you're our best poster :)

*estubatsus in the middle of the thread*

>>219613947
i like it

girls pull insane stunts at uni and I mean INSANE

>>219613968
https://youtu.be/-2z-AdzgKjY
Panel shows never recovered

finding it funny how if Trump kicks the bucket then Vance will take over and he's just going to be a regular politician and it'll be back to the old routine again

>>219613946
I put off applying for jobs because I told my work coach nobody would hire me. Been at it four months now and nothing. She thinks I need to do a course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIqr1Ge8Z5w&list=RDZIqr1Ge8Z5w&start_radio=1

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he's starting to koof

>>219614023
LOL!

>>219613946
Move to wisconsin and become a dairy farmer

imagine living your whole life thinking your religion was right and your people were the chosen and then president orange bog shart obliterates you and you go to reddit nothing forever

>>219614002
Keir Starmer burst down this mans bedroom door and bludgeon his arse

>>219614023
jD Vance is one of the most duplicitous people to ever exist

fuckin lazy wogs

its erasmus not sexual harassmus

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>>219613839
would

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>>219614040
It's israel that's destroying them.

>>219614040
That's been Muslim countries since Christians started the crusades though

cannot believe they've gone and done in Chris Jericho

>>219614040
Don't think the Qu'ran says Muslims are invincible mate

wagwan

>>219614093
it literally does

brother told me about this whole afghanistan attacking pakistan thing that didn't even get headlines. nuclear power getting assaulted and i didn't even hear about it

>>219614079
Should have used the walls of the Jericho

You can tell who has and hasn't read Nineteen Eighty-Four because the people who have know that it's a total snoozefest where nothing happens, the obnoxious self-insert shags a woman thirty years his junior, and then he gets captured and executed in like 10 pages at the very end

>saw that it was March in an hour
>just did a bunch of shit I've been intending to do since New Years
>It took me 40 minutes

fucking mental how lazy I can be
now it's off my mind and all I needed to do was throw away 40 mins of my time
just do that task that's niggling at your brain lads
you'll feel so much better for it

>>219614109
No it doesn't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAjwHpRVCgc&list=RDfAjwHpRVCgc&start_radio=1
hail hail

>>219614023
anything other than trump is an improvement

listening to gary lineker on james o brien's full disclosure. he's making some really great points.

george basil bush

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>>219614111
It's Pakistan who started a conflict in the East to distract the Afghan government.

>>219614123
It was written when people were literate and didn't need explosions and kung fu to understand the stakes.

NEW
>>219609338
>>219609338
>>219609338

>>219614123
The best part of 1984 is the treatise on collectivist oligarchy

someone make a new that doesn't stink

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>>219614123

>>219614123
It's a good book but the Goldstein book within it is far too long and that part truly is boring

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>>219614065
Whats this then

>>219614174
real new

john woo's 1984

>>219614173
actual new

>>219614151
don't really care how things fall apart

sick of you thread splitting CUNTS

>>219614123
I thought he immediately capitulated when they got the rats out

>>219614002
but anon...I am indian