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HOWLING
Well said as ever Brendo

need my bum fucked asap

>>219645570
Bit early lad

>>219645557
Based. Fuck them

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morning all

>48.6% of City of Sydney residents were born overseas in 2021, compared to 38.6% in Greater Sydney,
Hmm

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ffuuuuck first time ive failed my wordle one shot

but remember
dont be afraid to fail
dont give yourself second chances
you only get one shot at life so get used to it

the backup toilfu hasn't messaged me yet despite us agreeing to meet today, this isn't like her...

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Donald Chimp

>>219645600
toilfu was raped on her way to toil

>>219645560
>>219644103

Mad how we're all going to die in WW3 to protect a pedo president

watching Ali g indahouse

>>219645626
actually it's in defence of g-d's chosen people

it should be an honour

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Go giant saussge, beat them

>>219645624
Barely disguised fetish thread

>>219645608
Is this real

>>219645557
deano in shambles
what will he do?

it's fucking awesome that you all got a day off work on the same day

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uh oh messy

>>219645662
ktim otl

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Women

brits i wanna sing you a song,

drinking pints of beer with trump the monky nigga

he will make america free and grand, throw away
bannas will make the west free

>>219645655
Tends to happen quite often in /brit/
Though we usually honour this tradition by calling anybody posting on that day a dosser

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>>219645655
it literally is my day off though

>>219645655
Its 8:15 im eating breakfast

>>219645675
>single for 16 years
oof

>>219645662
right only happens for short times and usually when relaxed and naked. some thing is wrong with your scrotum if it doesnt retract majority of the time when walking around

doctor ballsack over here

All those entrepreneurs who moved to dubai

To aviod paying uk taxes, are you now relying on the government to get you back?

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he didnt fly so good

>>219645694
how much do you weigh? 150 pounds/11 stone?

>>219645712
you think doctors are named after their specialty? and not even the proper term but the colloquial one?

>>219645726
Nta but I unironically weighed less than that until I was 23

>>219645731
Yes

>>219645726
95kg 195cm

>>219645587
insufferable lib

>>219645748
you would be skinny in america, sad

Had a bacon, sausage and egg sandwich with brown sauce for breakfast
No i’m not fat I’m recovering from an eating disorder

reckon janny sees my ip and smiles to himself because the best poster is back online he doesnt even ban me for racism cause my posts are too loveable

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>>219645762
Im aware

>>219645800
walked farther than most posters here

At what age should a female stop thinking of herself as a "girl" and start thinking of herself as a "woman"?

>>219645800
he makes our economy iron strong

>>219645822
about 30 I guess

when you kill an ayotollah another just springs up in his place. you can't win

>>219645808
Because you cant fathom walking far. Waddling to your fridge and back is far for you

>>219645800
can't imagine how uncomfortable it must be, being that big

>>219645800
how is that even possible

£4.10 for a flat white
they're taking the fucking piss now

>>219645867
facts, however our military industrial complex copied hitlers autobahn to move military tanks and personal from point A to point B in ease, so we are forced to drive and suck oil's dick, AKA no eurocuck walking (normal)

>>219645892
his poor little ankles

>>219645917
would drive a car over your faggot head

>>219645911
and what pray tell is preventing you from making 'vefe at home instead of buying it

>>219645808
? retard

*sneezes*
*sneezes*
*sneezes*
ah
*sneezes*
*sneezes*
ah dear me
*sneezes*

as long as my house isn't getting bombed i don't care about any war

>>219645947
*drops a bomb on your house*

>>219645892
Eat what you want tho x

doctor sneeze over here

Just got back from camping and holy shit the US bombed Iran?

spent about 4 hours browsing JAV last night, need to get off the muck urgently

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>and holy shit

>>219645933
shove it up your arse

>>219646016
that's not the correct procedure to brew coffee

/r/ london creaming their pants over someone driving a cybertruck around london

have to throw chicken out because it smelled weird
distraught at wasting the money on

>>219646004
always think this fella is Simon Pegg in the thumbnail, no idea who it actually is and never cared to find out

>>219646033
its me lol

crisis over, the backup toilfu messaged me after all

getting a bit hairy out there isnt it

>>219646040
next time try cooking and eating it instead of just watching it go off

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i saw a very cute girl who looked like a k-pop idol today
and she asked me where the bathroom was

>>219646040
get it eaten
make your hair curl

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who /exempt/ from the draft here?

>>219646087
Idk why people always do this meme about conscription like it would happen.

the fucking yoti app is being a bitch!!!!!!

>>219646087
Am I exempt because I have bipolar

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N-

Todays eats:

>breakfast
Left over fried rice and tofu
>lunch
Nothing
>dinner
A mini pizza and a fillet of hoki fish with tomato

>>219645557
Most annoying thing about Deano in Dubai is if any of the measures used there to keep things orderly and safe were implemented in the UK he'd be the first screaming about how oppressive the government is
He doesn't just leave his country he turns around and starts publicly shitting on it
Fuck the lot of them hope Iran missiles then all

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>tofu

>>219646266
why are you eating like an impoverished japanese

>>219645990
can't get enough of irrumatio

>>219646164
>giving your personal information away
omds

>>219646307
peep the flag

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nth for Yuno!

no need to understand the world, themselves, and other people
they only care about being blown by the wind, loving the vicious tiger

femcels are real

meeting the backup toilfu in half an hour to talk about the primary toilfu

he painted matchstalk men and matchstalk cocks and balls

went to mass for the first time in a while yesterday. so depressing I was literally the only person under 50 there

>>219646685
>for the first time in a while
Looks like you're part of the problem then doesn't it

>ban'b beb eboub ob ibbuma'io

>>219646685
probably cause everyone else has work or school
on sunday it was fucking packed out the arse for me

>>219646698
and an aoteraroa hakka waitangi to you too!

>>219646685
>>219646700
nvm i'm a spaz
easter it'll be packed probably
fucked half arsers

>packed out the arse
and that was just the boys choir

>>219646491
"rape the tiger" - julias evola

>>219646724
should of gone to spicsavuhs

>>219646307
Just losing weight and that. Not really over weight but would like to be in the perfect range on the bmi scale

slept for 16 hours straight after staying up for more than 24 hours. aboslutely mental

>>219646733
OHHHHHHHHH

>>219646734
rorke's legendary rizz

>>219646734
Get in, lad

>>219646781
Thanks

>>219646790
Rodney you plonker!

business plan: buy all the ram in the world

incel boy finally waking up to the OLDs about the RAM shortage

brit
britpol
britfeel

Which is the best

>>219646854
/brit/

brit/pol/ is full of genuinely nasty cunts and britfeel is britfeel

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did you know we have castles in the US

>>219646879
/brit/ is the same way these days
lots of genuinely mental cunts that should have been sectioned years ago

>>219646934
>>>/int/cum

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*bes the law*

>>219646934
Not real castles though are they

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>>219646964
would a fake castle have KNIGHTS?

business idea: make /brit/ more accessible by having a dancing girl read out our posts on tiktok

>>219646982
See>>219646942

>>219646987
good post

Why are women so rude to me? Theyre so standoffish and blunt, just always huffing and eye rolling and sighing, just plain rude

>>219646951
hot shot

>>219647004
they're jealous of your big dick

I have a 5.5 inch BWC/

>>219647004
yeah when I worked at sainsburys whenever a millennial girlboss came to the counter I knew I was gonna get sass

>>219647035
blessed

>>219646989
Why you being nasty to him?

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I can fix her

Wake up chaps

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>>219647156

>>219647055
I wish it were larger

>>219647156
>>219647176
chortle-worthy pair of postings

Stinky defecations
On a hillside
Indian

>>219647228
good post

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>>219646934
aye

hate gwent

Still seething about the chicken I have to throw out

>>219647267
same
never played it properly

Gwenno sex arse

Mental how I could go in a dating app and slip my Willy into a fanny but I genuinely can’t be arsed with the boring conversation in between shagging

>>219647274
egg on your face eh lad

I reckon if I went to prison I’d be fine. I make friends all the time and people seem to like me so id just make friends with the biggest scariest guys and they’d protec me

This bird at a gig last weekend chatted me up and asked for my instagram. She messaged me asking if I wanted to come to hers but she had a mood on her face and despite being well fit, moles and warts put me off

>>219647332
cromwell sex arse

They should make an app, thoughts?

just realised I responded to a new zealander whom I had mistakenly believed to be australian. now I feel rather dirty

>>219647352
app for what?

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>>219647277
i liked the dice poker better

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I would eat Emma Watson’s butt chocolate.

>>219647361
The running joke of disliking kiwis is boring and doesn’t even make any sense if you’ve met an Aussie

>>219647364
Not sure, sorry mate.

Nan just grabbed me bollocks and took a bite out of it

i've never met an australian or a kiwi

>>219647352
Controversial...

Getting neck from this dime hoe
Booty like a rhino
What’s her name?
Hell if I know

>>219647375
It's not a joke.

>>219647426
What are some things you dislike about us then? See, there is literally nothing that comes to mind. We are loved world wide and have an air of mystery and wisdom to us

>>219647267
filtered

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the cop

And just like that, he’s got nothing. Everyone loves kiwis

>>219647467
you cant just buy women lad

>>219645847
I'd say 25

>>219647476
do you eat the skin as well?

>>219647502
Of the fruit? Yes it has fibre and tastes nice. The bird? We don’t eat that. The people? We had to stop eating that cause it upset the Christians

emma raducanu's caramel thighs wrapped around my face

>>219647490
What do you think escorts are?

meeting with the backup toilfu done, now it's off to Sainos

Gorton and Denton:
>*votes for a white blonde woman in a party led by an openly gay Jewish man*

Rorke:
>bloody Moslems

ooooh what a day

Sir Rosenior wearing his disheveled suit standing at the balcony of his london penthouse
taking a hit of clickum and saying bomboclaaaaatttt

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Today's kino has dropped

Can honestly say I know fuck all about kiwis

>>219647587
fucking hell

If I was a boss I’d call in the hot intern girls into my office and wank under the desk while I talk to them

>>219647538
that's renting

>>219647581
Katy status?

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>>219647528

>>219647595
Ask away mate

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>>219647608

>>219647587
He's the new Clarkson.

And the very latest from Ziedbelg?

>>219647595
Little green fruits with fuzzy brown skin, a lot of people think theyre citrus but theyre technically a berry

>>219647619
don't know i have him filtered

Sold, to the man with the prolapse

>>219647608
>>219647613
Bet her farts reek.

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>>219647619
He waits about half an hour then posts his bizarre posts in the old to avoid people noticing
He's getting worse

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>>219647665
what is his endgame

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>>219647651

How many years has Ziedbelg been at it here?

>>219647680
There isn't one
He has severe mental illnesses and needs to post this every day #
He will post here every day until he dies

>>219647665
I thought he did it for attention but the fact he does it specifically so no one sees him is even more bizarre

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>>219647665
Its genuinely insane

>>219647698
I think we’re coming up on his 4th year here

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nth for the baddiedem

>>219647708
He has mentioned before that he checks the archive regularly
I think he has the same affliction as mousenonce where he likes to see his 'post count' go up
>>219647725
He always waits half an hour as well
Imagine the logistics this takes - bear in mind he does this every day without fail
Staying in a thread until someone makes the new
Waiting half an hour
Making the same exact posts with the same exact images

>>219647587
Sc

>rorke
>mousey
>leftpol
>spaino
>cronem
>bradders image
SCREAMING
>porn images
>KLOP images
>porn images [Deleted]
>KLOP images [Deleted]
>Um
SCREAMING

>>219646854
All are as shit as one another, either a personality spamming or spam about a personality is a theme for all three generals.

>>219647742
Bet she does foul smelling farts.

>>219647698
4 I think
He started off claiming to let his gf shag black fellas then pivoted into the bizarro paedo slop poster he is know

>>219647749
He’s more mentally ill than mousey, heatherpaedo, dtfic, 190 and Spaki by far. The exact same posts every single day with only slight deviations. The only time he’s ever been rattled was when loads of people started using a VPN to impersonate him and he took like a 2 hour break from his spam to individually reply to each post with impersonator (showing his need for his posts to archive unchecked)

>>219647800
dunno about mousey desu hes an absolute maniac

>>219647698
He did this shit for years on nederaad before coming here btw

>>219647782
Think he actually started out on /nederdraad/ making basically the exact same posts as he makes here but in Dutch lol
Reckon he just moved here cause there’s a much larger captive audience

>>219647800
what about emmayank

>>219647780
and how does that concern me?

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>>219647800
screaming

>>219647800
Yes exactly, the impersonator thing (and I was one of them, for a laugh) got under his skin because it skewed his post count
>>219647814
Different types of schizos imo. Toby is at least capable of being fairly normal (sometimes) - ziedy is like this schizo robot who can only churn out his slop

>>219647800
Ziedy mind broke you

need to dust off the old CV

>>219647814
I think there’s a difference between being a little bit mentally ill and creating an entire fantasy world where white children go to the gherkin to be willingly(?) raped by refugees
>>219647825
Yeah he’s a fucking headcase too. Recently revealed that he’s a nonce too which is mental
>>219647836
Best one was the gayporn4less sponsor

The Belgian is sponsored to make those posts. They don’t stipulate WHICH /brit/ thread he has to post them in

Remember everyone thought ziedy was spainfreak on a VPN

>>219647845
>>219647882
I think theres more evidence of mousey being a lunatic irl though like the piss nettle experiments and killing that Swan for all we know this is a completely internet based compulsion for ziedberg

>>219647904
Kys heatherpaedo

>>219647904
OCD delusion. Take your pills.

>>219647907
Spainfreak is easy to spot because his spam usually has some sort of plot progression he sees himself as more creative than the average spammer

>>219647907
That was DTFIC and he still thinks that. He thinks every troll personality is the same person (190)

you do genuinely all seem mindbroken at this point by the way

>>219647954
hp

>>219647918
Mousey is funnier because he’s more like a genuine villain. Plus you can’t filter him so you’re basically forced to watch him spiral out of control

Shut in playing online dollies. Grim.

>>219647907
he fed that belief on purpose the same way him and sacked tranny fed the belief that they’re the same person. there are one or two really gullible spackers who actually believed him and got very mindraped by it

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rorke's gf

>>219647972
>>219647972
yeah i unironically love him and am rooting for him in whatever heinous evil scheme he is cooking up

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shavetoil looms

Any lads here hired prostitutes lately?

Sir Louie Spence

day today trying to find a girlfriend, I did not find the (a) girlfriend, and actually I had some quite bad thoughts around it all today, probably all revolving around her
tomorrow I will try agagin

torn between quitting my job and staying long enough to watch it all crumble down and see managerberg get done in

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Thank you

>>219648010
Made me laugh the other week when someone asked him why he had loads of laptop screens on his floor and he just said he was taking them apart (god knows why)

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>The process - called alkaline hydrolysis - will offer families a third option instead of burial or traditional cremation.

>Bodies are wrapped in a shroud of biodegradable material such as silk or wool before being placed in a pressurised chamber with hot water and chemicals, speeding up decomposition.

>The powdered remains are given back to relatives in an urn.

what is the benefit of this

>>219648040
Runt slop feast

All the personalities/trolls that haunt this general are just 190 wannabes desu

I see there is drama in the thread as I enter it (because of the repetition of me coming here at this time). I just want to say,
>>219647855
you (one of his 20 personas) didnt "mind break" shit, your reality is imaginary, and the truth is that you sit here being a drooling retarded faggot that is impotent in ever having sex never mind, min breaking somebody. you arent even a troll. youre just a parasite. youre too stupid and raped to mind break anyone
youre the mind broken. you got raped

know your place trash. kill yourself btw

>>219648057
Toby coming out swinging

poo seal

>>219648082
I would say that you all need to keep this retarded cuck in check whenever he acts up, but hes got 20 personas (all dogshit) so its not fair or possible for you (the thread) to try
he just needs to understand that he is bottom of the food chain thats all

I don't consent to drinking water

>>219648102
>>219648107
hi if you are actually nice otherwise nvm
hi goodmorning

>>219648045
and now to Twitter where some Scottish mf will say something like "nae cunt believes me wen a say a put me ma's water ashes in a bottle a Bucky an a cannae lie, some cunt drank it when he was pished"

>>219648107
the card is saved on steam so that's not very realistic

>>219648123
Gmgm
I’m the one who usually posts them (and you usually say sexo in response)
>>219648134
She’s skint unfortunately

mmhmm xx

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I will do your bidding, Master

only time I have ever seen a Scottish person drinking Buckfast was when an Iranian girl threw a shitty kitchen knife at me and came back 5 minutes later to ask me for some buckfast, but she was probably doing it to prove she isnt muslim or whatever (even though a muslim could drink alcohol to get someone dick in their mission to convert them, but idc)
or the Irish person with celtic tats drinking buckfast

>>219648107
for me it's twixie

>>219648169
Rainbow, always.

>>219648156
hush my little mindslave

I think I know what I could do to get this girls respect and desu if I say what I am told and think what I am told then it is probably what she wants anyway, because I sort of was thinking about what I could do to get her respect for the last 2 weeks desu. not the respect of anyone I want to fuck tho...

>>219648148
Donnie and Tommy, locked in a goodest goy battle, who'd win

Beng on teng for brekkie lads x

/brit/ is a few dozen idiots and seven utter lunatics

>>219648205
You can do it
Get some pussy i believe in u…

>>219648045
Some evil person had to come up with an explanation of why they were atomizing cats and dogs

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>first dubai, now paphos
Iran hitting deano hard, good job sneed drones can't get as far as D'en Bossa

>>219648232
yeah I also need to go get some pussy

>>219648205
You’ll never fuck, Rorke. Just accept it mate.

>>219648040
I'd unironically eat this

>>219648038
Made in Holland

>>219648252

this is the parasite switching personas again (probably has "alters" because hes a mindbroken little raped bitch)

>>219647904
then go email the companies telling them. because it would be a crime

need an overnight (or week) prostitute to give poppers and a little bit of heroin to and "rape"ing her

Buckfast is alright tbf

>pawasite

>>219648311
Rainbow tweaking off “heroin”

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just passed rorke's favorite seasoning

yeah im pretty sure there was something else that I had to say but anyways true
>>219648339
what do you "heroin"

>>219647867
Got a pair of italian shoes from there, good little shop that

>>219648344
Your mums favourite

>>219648351
I’m not sure if it is actually heroin or not. Judging by how she was tweaking in the video it was probably something else. Fentanyl maybe?

why dont you guys find out ways to take away the enemies joy? the BE flag for example, if he does something, HAS to do something, you could work together to prevent that, so then he has less joy? take away his joy, he deserves it

rorke head of investments at 25

>>219648344
>caribbean
>rorke
You tried mate but leave the banter to us in future, yeah? x

>>219648357
Mr Gucci loafers

>>219648373
yeah I thought about it being fentanyl today. but that means youre in my head... so stahp... it it hot tho (because I force to retain that level of abstract between reality and fiction, even though I would do it in real life to someone)

>>219648383
nah

rorkeypops

>>219648403
Psychic connection to Tobes established… we r now sharing our thoughts… (that is hot tho and i would also do that consensually)

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Racism towards black people is a mental illness, goyim

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>>219648413

>>219648420
My POV before i get some pussy

>>219648406
thats fine (assuming you are not the enemy), but I just want to say this because it might be helpful, maybe you think it would be a lot of work but if you look at his behaviour then its actually not a lot of work at all
>>219648420
this would be me but I just want to say I wasnt looking at her that time

>>219648420
!!

Liberal Democracy.

>>219648436
sexo suzuka

>>219648440
THE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTHERN BROTHERS

wasnt looking at her at the train station

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>>219648469
WE THE PEOPLE

I aint ever seen two pretty best friends

i liked "agnes tachyon" movie

>>219648511
What up pimp

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had to awake early for toil

>>219648513
ohh youre the one that went to see it yesterday
you enjoyed it
>>219648517
I smell a parasite, kill yo self

We grieve for the true American patriots who have paid the ultimate sacrifice for Israel

>>219648520
>>219648520
>>219648520

>>219648526
Sleepy

>>219648387
Rorke bankrupt by 26

>>219648526
is it your turn to bomb Iran?