sexy dog on VRcat doing sign language in the YouTube video

going to go for a bike ride I think

>>219648537
What if they were spics and n-words?

Mental to think you can post literally whatever you want here

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I love Oklou so much its unreal

https://youtu.be/WEmxnp7aZU4

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Gfberg sorted me out with a cake for the new World of Warcraft expansion corrr

>>219648606
Ever fuck her up the arse?

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israel just released this footage

Why do runtoids insist on coming to work when they have a cough?

right well I suppose that's that then

>rorke
>mousey
>leftpol
>spaino
>cronem
>bradders image
SCREAMING
>porn images
>KLOP images
>porn images [Deleted]
>KLOP images [Deleted]
>Um
SCREAMING

>>219648648
these days you get a disciplinary and or sacked for being sick

>>219648594
Absolutely no different from any old euro dance music from 20years ago

>>219648648
Need a doctors note don't ya

I have profoundly smelly farts

>restore banning kosher slaughter

Lowkey the Jews must be organising a hitteam already

give me attention

>>219648648
Covid is over, can't dodge the commutetoil with a runny nose anymore

Advert with the word Hygge in it like I'm supposed to know what that means. Did i miss the zeitgeist again

>>219648742
>covid is over

noticed they stopped sending me covid booster letters. Quite sad about it really, I enjoyed my trips to the community centre.

mentally someone wanted me to ask about something today and in the short conversation I did almost skirt along the topic a little bit I think I gave a lil enough

>>219648591
you know i have seen a lot of posts here that i thought would get you thrown in jail in the UK but i've never seen someone post that they've just gotten out of jail

>darkie stabbed multiple people in Edinburgh

Sigh...

>>219648679
Not true

>>219648773
is the topic your severe BO problem

>>219648789
I had a shower today before going outside, actually, so there

>>219648606
Lmao they still make expansions for this crap??

>>219648687
Literally could just be a slowed down Sash! or Ian Van Dahl track

>>219648781
I got out of jail yesterday in a literal sense, but then again I work there

>>219648781
Think nonceposting is easily the most egregious one.
Multiple posts a day hinting at underage girls
Was worst when the nonce botnet was still around

>>219648782
Scotland welcomes refugees mcrorke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IluY0HUI28

sexo

lauren mcqueen's musky tuppence

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lmao

>>219648817
I dont think saying school girls legs or 3pm soon should be an arrestable offence despite its connotations

sex sex :)

>>219648594
>on the lands of the Gadigal people in Sydney

exhausting

>>219648782
Thoughts and prayers to those affected
Dont look back in anger

>>219648804
Yeah, comes out in 11 hours.

>>219648821
>face
:D
>accent
D:

>>219648857
We wont let the far right divide us

>>219648846
Moreso the ones who constantly post actual schoolgirls
Think they should be locked up pronto personally

I fucking hate tailing missions in assassins creed they're fucking cancer

Listening to people coughing and sniffing has to be the most disgusting sound imaginable.

>>219648821
something about girls with northern accents really does it for me

you joining the war then or are you the "spy ops" computer division of the keyboard regiment and carry tazers

>>219648857
Messaging this to the Jews

>>219648883
Assassins creed stopped being good after Ezio and even then it wasnt amazing

any fire red man in

>>219648782
He was white

mental how fit they are

why do brits call a mouthpiece a gumshield

it's not protecting the gums, it's protecting the teeth!

>>219648960
sort of think you should be shot into the sun

Kim Jong Un’s daughter

>>219648845
this has closed a key route to australia, our greatest ally

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>>219648947
White people are a myth and picture

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>>219648947
He was in white maybe

every now and then I see flashes at the very left edge of my field of view which could be a sign of retinal detachment which my mum has but I prefer to just ignore it and try to forget about it

>>219648993
>>219648994
Well that's leftypops dismantled

Rorke putting on his 3XL Reform FC home shirt to nip to Farmfoods

>>219648993
Its so sad to see the systematic racism of UK causing this young man to do this :(

gonna miss old khamenei. he was funny and literally whiter than 95% of americans

>>219649022
Hardly difficult is it

mad how sydney sweeney was blacked on live tv

>>219649035
No she wasn't unless you can provide a 4k one hour video of it

>>219649034
Americans really are deeply unfunny

>>219648993
>Edinburgh, England
screaming

>>219649049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSi8d20V_BI

>>219649062
This is really going to rile them up

>>219649058
french humour is literally mimes and clowns

>>219649034
lol
>>219649058
I think he was talking about the whiteness of americans, or lack therof

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poopy skin coloured man going around stabbing jocks in Edinburgh, England.

when everyone is drafted to fight for Israel my nom de guerre will be 'T-Bone' because my first name starts with a T

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>>219649082
>mimes and clowns

>>219649058
Very true, but also very swarthy
>>219649084
It was both actually

>>219649092
Sir AI Image

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>>219649092
mfw

>>219649104
>It was both actually
well that's me done

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>US says three jets downed in 'apparent friendly fire' incident in Kuwait

>>219649100
Tariq

>>219649092
Looks like goldie

>>219649133
child's play, they should down more

How do you know he's not Scottish?

>>219649133
That's only 1.5 billion dollars of equipment lost

>>219649151
Bizarre

>>219649151
is this sacked tranny?

>>219649064
not really live TV is it

>>219649133
Lad thought he was an ace pilot but accidentally downed 3 of his own

>>219649175
She still let herself get blacked on a TV show

>Unofficial media blackout in place
looks like they’re memholing the mass stabbing

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I know nothing about what the Scots were doing before the 1707 Acts of Union with England

Except Macbeth
and their failed Panama colony
and John Knox
and the fact they have the Shetlands due to an unpaid dowry from the King of Denmark
and William Wallace
and their resistance to Hadrian

other than that though I'm clueless
what were they doing up there?

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gaj

>>219649192
We were doing a lot

>>219649192
Enacting the BNWO

>>219649022
rasheed

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>when everyone is drafted to fight for Israel my nom de guerre will be 'T-Bone'

>>219649192
Imagine the smell of 17th century scottish puss

>>219649235
Nobody likes the Jews anymore little bro

you won't be too surprised to learn I've got my bum out

everyone knows about the tehran conference in ww2 but i don't actually know anything about how the allies invaded the country
i guess they didn't have much of a military at that time

>>219649269
corrr corrrr

>>219649269
*gives it a squeeze*

aussies be like "aw nawr!"

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Cant tell what race

Rorke getting all excited by a stabbing again is he? Claiming “media blackouts” and “memoryholing” even though it’s being widely reported?

Like a few weeks ago when he said the police and media were covering up a mass stabbing event terrorist attack at a uni and it turned out to just be an argument between two darkies and one of them pulled a blade

stabbings are low energy, should give the perpetrators AR-15s

jolly negro

hello /cum/

>>219649341
Too dark to be a paki, Sri Lankan?

>>219649386
your phrenelogy could use some work

>>219649341
looks irish diaspora

>>219649341
Clearly a Carribbean man
Half black half Indian

>>219649341
Scotsman

Leftypol. Mate.

>>219649341
is that a camo rasta beret?

girl called me gay because i don't find women funny and that i "seek male validation"
is she just seething or is there any truth to this?

>>219649434
lmao

>>219649459
both can be true

we all fae somewhere. so fuck off rorke.

>>219649459
don't worry about that slag lad
*gropes your thigh*

>>219649367
Its happening but thats a good thing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFWXqLSr4ZM

screaming BOMBOCLAAT in a scottish accent

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Just had microwave noodles that were a exactly a year beyond their use by date

reckon if we ever make contact with aliens and they get into some beef with thirdies, leftypol will side with the aliens because they're more foreign

>>219649547
sexo

me, yesterday, down't pub: >>219649558

rorke loves it when black or brown people commit crimes

I’m on that rice n pea ting
I’m on that jerk chicken ting
I’m on that ginger beer ting

>>219649557
Is that a mole on the tip of your finger?

>>219649598
No just poo or something

Just seen the fittest woman I’ve ever seen in my entire life
Shame I’m a such a horrible evil little scrote

>>219649557
that's "best before" not "use by". a bag of sugar in vacuum-sealed plastic won't go off for years

>>219649591
mi say prefer a curry goat

leftypol loves ignoring it when black or brown people commit crimes

>>219649628
Take pictures of her

>>219649341
looks arab african admixture, maybe north african, possibly maghrebi

I'm on that bpd ting

szechwan sauce morty
wabbalubadubdub

>>219649628
I'm her black boyfriend

>>219649632
Will let you know if bowelberg agrees with this

>>219649654
actually white people stab people too, rorke you bigot

rape nigger roaring

>>219649656
Nah reckon I won’t do that

>>219649694
grow up

>>219649694
fucking s

day 14 of not cutting my hair til rorke stops moving like a bhenchod

>Just cancelled all my monthly subscriptions.
>Been off the muck for 36 hours.
>Green tea cooling beside me.
>Writing business ideas into Notion.
>Google Gemini helping me on my way.
I think 2026 is going to be my year.

Adolf Hitler.

Any city or large town you go to will always have niggers just milling around at midday on a work day
They just don’t fucking do anything at all

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>not cutting my hair til rorke stops moving like a bhenchod

>>219649804
nigga it's already 1/6th over
it's easter soon
you've already fucked it you vile little worm

>>219649815
maybe they have a day off from work

>Qatar pauses production of liquefied natural gas after attacks
And here...we...go

>>219649830
Fucking doubt it

>>219649804
Good lad. I havent had alcohol for 4 months myself, been walking to work 5 miles a day and getting more vegetables in it lush

anyone else get the ick when a girl says she's a gamer?

>>219649829
Actually in business we live and die by the financial year, so I'm a month early. Nice try though evil detractor mentalcase.
>>219649860
Sorry if this offends anyone but 2026 is going to be OUR year.

>>219649815
Always on their phones mumbling their incoherent babble. Makes you wonder how they have so much to talk about, doing nothing all day

>In the UK just after midday, natural gas for delivery in April was trading up 42%, at just over 112p per therm.

>>219649829
>>219649878
An amusing interaction. Bravo chaps.

>>219649804
Sounds like procrastinating busy work instead of actually doing anything but hope it goes well for you x

what does that mean

>>219649884
One literally walked past the bus stop just fucking shouting at her phone (which she had on loudspeaker down by her leg walking through the middle of the city) can’t make up how fucking GORMLESS they are

>>219649890
Countryside dwellers in tatters

>>219649918
Going to keep myself accountable by posting updates in /brit/ x

Every ting gonna be irrie

>>219649884
>Makes you wonder how they have so much to talk about, doing nothing all day
He said on /brit/ without irony

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The one

>>219649978
pscrtim

>>219649978
Don’t we all lad

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>three U.S. Air Force F-15Es went down due to an apparent friendly fire incident

>>219649978
psc

Someone vocaroo this:

She's young and she's filled with Um
She's young and she's filled with Um

I RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES

SIX BOMBACLART EGGS STEVEN?

>>219649978
*gulp*
Ermm

>>219649967
Monica was the fittest one and a chef

The best time to start a gardening business in Britain is in early spring (March/April), as this allows you to catch the start of the peak growing season, lawn mowing, and high demand for garden tidy-ups.

>>219649978
Should be dropping pamphlets from drones on the frontlines saying this and explaining how the war is all their fault

>>219650052
mmhmm, he gon start dat luh business xx

TREE BOMBACLART EGGO

Timmy's bellpepper-nosed crush
>She's so beautiful, lads, her name is Pang Pang

>>219650105
sup growdie
how are your bellpepper plants doing?

Mother's Day next Sunday
>Mother's Day is this Sunday?
If it was this Sunday I would have said it's this Sunday. Mother's day is next Sunday. Now fuck off Leftypol.

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off to bed

printing off my favourite tranny pictures in case the power goes out cos of ww3

What’s the best yank sport to watch
NFL, NBA or MLB

prefer not to say

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rip your energy prices kek

pooing an arse from my arse with my arse

>>219650206
NHL

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>>219650206
Quidditch (which they renamed because the tranny freaks that play it hate JK rowling now)

>>219650232
poo nigger screaming

>>219650219
Nuclear bros stay winning

>>219650233
I left that out on purpose
Super gay

>>219650219
Ive got solar panels and batteries x

Rorke in court
>So rorke you claimed black people aren't human
>Yes
>And your daughter was assaulted by a black man?
>Yes
>So you believe the black man wasn't human and so he cannot be accountable for crime. *Cracks mallet*. Mbongo you are free to go
>*Rorke left to raise his half black stepson*

leftypol fantasising about children being raped and impregnated, again

>>219650279
>Judge rules black people arent human
Dont think this is the win you think it is leftypol

>>219650206
NFL and MLB are both snorefests
NBA is pretty good though i prefer hockey like the other leaf

>>219650271
We don't sign our posts here

>>219650279
is his daughter also his wife? why does he have a half black step son if it was his daughter that was assaulted?

rorke getting braces to fix his underbite
leftypol getting braces to fix his overbite

>>219650319
>>219650305
Rorke taking the fun out of a joke as usual

the raped rorke theory

>>219650341
Joke?

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latest video from downtown tehran. it's all kicking off lads

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>>219650124
we good
timmy coming to see them this afternoon

Got depression and anhedonia team

>>219650372
You are disabled

right then it's kicking off

I have a difficult time imagining being over 30 and still having thoughts or feelings.

I'm 29 and missed out on a lot.

It's too late for me to turn it around now.

>>219650384
stfu you retarded chav

I am a classically trained actor

>>219650384
you've also got a cock and balls

>>219650219
*turns the radiator from 3 to 2*

He's winning again

I dont know who this rorke guy is, but they sure love giving him the business

>>219650368
Lil pidge

>>219650392
Join the army

>>219650392
life gets much easier after 30

hello /cum/, thoughts on the NAP?

women farting in defiance of patriarchal norms
rorke apopleptic because it isn't trad

>>219650496
ill give you a nap mate
*sparks you out*

poor lad is ruining his life on here

>amerinigs claiming they shot down 3 of their own planes by accident

Yeah k bro

I win.

>>219650569
allegedly it was the kuwaitis but we all know who has the greatest track record of yank friendly fire in the region

>>219650531
are you threatening (over the internet btw) me with an aggression

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>Former EastEnders Ben Mitchell actor joins OnlyFans to sell his used underwear and socks

my headphones don't work properly if you fiddle the cord, my laptop is stuttering for unknown reasons, I'm on a brink of a fucking melty again

>>219650629
love your posts

>>219650563
Is this about me?

lots of worried chatter in the nanberg community about grandsons visiting them less frequently

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Just walked down hackney high street
Every person outside either a drug addict or a wog just sort of standing around looking lost
The only white person I saw approached me to set up a recurring payment to the society for deaf children

why is it so hard to leave the house
i got shit to do
i got to leave to do it
i shoulda left time ago
but i'm still in the house
i got to leave the house to do the shit
but i'm still in the house

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Bangermaxxing

wow that's mad that

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*checks 6 nations*

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>>219650384

>>219650692
didnt fall off a balcony

got mental health

>>219650754
I mean i believe it but its a bit weighted by the fact we have 24hour news and twitter now.

>When pressed on his plans for a transition of power, Mr. Trump said he hoped Iran’s military forces would simply turn over their weapons to the people. - NYT

we've got to install microwave ovens

>>219650792
thats mental elves

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>>219650712

BRUCE FORESKIN SCREAMING

mad how redditors actually think reform are some sort of far right party

Montgomery Burns

>>219650904
Being "slightly" anti migration but other than that pretty much the same as labour or conservatives is pretty much nazism to them

>>219650933
Shagging all the war widows

care a lot less about lucy connoly now shes out of prison and back on twitter
outing herself as a provocative gigarunt
lock her back up

>>219650754
>false or misleading
so its misleading isn't it.
>He didn't state the exact precise truth and that means he's a liar!!

What was he misleading about? Quoted mildly incorrect figures? Gave personal opinions rather than facts? Fuck me the msm really are a bunch of propaganda pumping cunts

>>219650967
>He said 20,000 it was actually 19,999 yet another lie from orange Hitler!

Americans saying that the schoolgirls getting blown to smithereens was actually not them but iranian drone misfire

alright lads logging onto /brit/ for the first time today how are we all doing x

I have done fuck all at toil so far.
Done a 20min training thing and lay about in the office the rest of the time.
CBA going back but luncheon is over now :'(

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>go to timpsons to buy some shoelaces
>bring one in to show the guy
>"I think I need a pair of 60cm"
>"Nah you need 45cm"
>"Alright you're the expert I'll get 45cm"
>get home
>They're too small
>should have got 60cm

Honestly serves me right for trusting the word of a former con, won't make that mistake again

just ate some cheese :D

>>219651021
all those slogans just make me want to kill the government (aka the elite leaders)

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https://x.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/2028439157815603554

howl

>>219651047
Donesons

the ponies should be allowed globally on 4chan

gomer timpson

>>219651064
Why are they using the Scottish flag and not the British flag. That account is not based in the UK and neither are most of its followers

>>219651013
oh that's alright then

>>219650624
holy grimoli

Thinking about Spurs sinking down to the National League

MENTAL how incels reject busty, socially anxious, hikkikomori trans girls who love anime and video games (me!) and chase after Sarah, an obese fat slob who works at a call centre and whose only hobbies are Love Island and doom scrolling on Insta

>>219651064
>beast
Racist much? going to report this

>>219651021
wtf i want to die for zog now

>>219651123
you are an incel

>>219651123
can you vocaroo this?

>>219651123
>busty
scream

how do women keep chad interested? obviously with runts like us its easy, just give us a crumb of pussy and we'll never leave but chad can go get any pussy he likes, how does a woman make sure he sticks around for her pussy

his "fat sister's" name is sarah isn't it
odious runt doxxing his family on 4chan

>>219651174
she can't

sex with ginger and petite sisters

blowing my fucking head off (not literally)

>>219651192
ktim

on the tins me
on the 4th tin of stella already
rocket fuel

It's t-shirt weather already
I thought I had more time to lose weight

march already
nothing achieved

Drink gin and tonic everyday and have never had malaria

poo nigger roaring in a mongo paki's face

>>219651212
Same low-key I was hoping to bulk in muscle. I'm going to look like an incel at work wearing my fleece for to long

how does china have 1.2 billion reserve barrels of oil, like how does that even get stored corrr imagine 1.2 billion barrels

doing a smegma poo

raping myself

>>219651240
They already think you’re an incel don’t worry

>>219651174
They just can't outside of pregnancy
Women are incels in comparison to them

>>219651243
>how does that even get stored
up your mum's fanny

>>219651261
No they don't. Apparently I have a girlfriend I heard from a colleague, I don't so idk where that came from.

i'm chad

>>219651293
omds rorke they were making fun of you mate

>>219651275
screaming gonna forward this one to her shes been done

>>219651314

>>219650692
that lad who came up with the neo-cockney rhyming slang term of danny meaning dire because of danny dyer was probably one of the best things to happen on this thread last year

danny dyer sure was in danny straights after eating those sausages!

>>219650261
stupid nimbys terrified by chernobyl and the simpsons completely ruined the future of this country. how i hate them

>>219651667
*puts a reactor vessel in your literal backyard*

>>219655707
good, better than enduring this: >>219650219 because we're literally enslaved to arabs

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Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

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Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

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Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

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Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid