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philosophising.

first!
edit: thanks for the likes :)

>>219665733
It's the Dolmio woman from the Dolmio adverts!

"When is you're Dolmio day?"

>>219665778
hi

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>>219665687

Rorke assuming gay guys want to shag him and telling leftypol ‘eyes up here’ when leftypol was just looking at the yogurt stains on rorkes cardigan

>>219665813
that's not yogourt

pooman scat
pooman scat
pooman scat and his bumbaclart cat

>>219665813
rorke doesnt eat yoghurt its woke

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timmy would burn inna sunlight

Rorke shouting cannon ball at the pool but jumping normally

10 years ago I was a 19 year old

>>219665854
lv u

>>219665854
seeing kids get blown up at her manchester concert really fucked her up
sad, honestly

>>219665854
She’s so real for this

>>219665856
and 19 years ago?

>>219665893
1 year old

>>219665830
scrom!

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can't look at gay porn without thinking about the daiper situation bottoms go through

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rapid dancehall playin

>>219665870
she's fine

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxMy5LchEYM

Been sleeping like shit since moving in with the gfberg due to her snoring. It not right

>>219665956
get silicone earplugs. saved my relationship

>>219665956
my dad snores like an airplane and my mum has been driven insane by it for 30+ years

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aff tae bed

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https://vocaroo.com/1b1LsWbMphw8

>>219665991
do you not have work tomorrow?

Mad to think theres a class of parasites who control everything and make things worse for everyone, just to enrich themselves like the parasites they are like vampires. Literally draining our blood

Crazy innit?

Fuck the Jews and Israel

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>>219665976
gn

>>219665971
Good idea actually. Any brand that you recommend? Did you get some high end ones?

Finna get faded

>>219665917
sorry about your abdl fetish but it really has nothing to do with normal anal sex

>>219666006
never heard about this

>normal anal sex

>>219665733
I hear her voice in my head

>>219666006
Yes, they're called capitalists and reform/restore cucks seek to enrich them further.

>>219666045
Shut up bugman

used to iron my pants until mumberg laughed at me for it

vote green

>>219666018
Not him, but I've been wearing earplugs for the past few months outdoors as well as for sleep. I've tried many different brands and varieties of foam earplugs. Silicone ones are OK, but they make your ears feel sweaty more than foam and foam blocks out more sound. What do you need them for?

>>219666061
silence cogboy
keep on turning for mr piggy cogboy

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>>219666029
yes

>>219666080
Capitalism is the way of the white man

>>219666018
I just get the cheap mouldable ones from Boots. you can use each pair probably 4-5 times at least.

i've considered getting some re-usable ones but it's hard to imagine them being as good as the mouldable ones.

>>219666075
Just comfort and noise blocking. I like sleeping in my side so comfort is the main thing

>>219665976
fuck off

>>219666094
These racial fables are spun to keep you compliant. woke/antiwoke? it's all pap for the povvos.
mass immigration is class warfare first and formost

>>219666065
don't listen to your mom, your pants look much better for being ironed. ironing is my favourite chore, it's weirdly very soothing and satisfying

It's honestly fucking laughable that women insist you can be a femcel

I am a subhuman freak who should be strapped to a chair and euthanised

>>219666171
They can but fewer of them have the capacity compared to male incels

>>219666176
*jumps up and down clapping my hands* KTIM KTIM KTIM

Sir Ray Shoesmith

>>219665733
Literally the hottest woman in pont-y-pandy. Imagine she got turned into something abhorrent in the remake

>>219666171
mad innit

>>219666132
he's not talking about his trousers

>>219666193
fucking LOVE Mr Inbetween, turned me into a right aussieboo

"collect bands I'm the landlord" - Chief keef, love sosa

finger hurts for no reason
might have plague

My brother is 14 and he's 6'2
I'm 26 and 6'1
That's actually just not on

toil (from home) in the morning

>>219666237
Right well your just being silly aren't you

>>219666246
alri untermensch

Does every white man go through a phase of wanting to shag as many non-white women as possible or is white dick only after white box only?

>>219666270
new RE game looking too realistic

>>219666269
6'1 is taller than average THOUGh

got a camera set up in greenhouse, finally going to find out whats shitting in there at night

>>219666294
Average paki maybe

>>219666274
Maybe stop watching porn for a bit mate. You sound deranged. x

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gotta leave for work in 10 minutes

>>219666208
oh right. well nothing wrong with ironing your underpants either tbqh

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>>219666300

>>219666321
Used to put my pants on the radiator in the morning in winter. Cosy

>>219666318
It's after midnight lad

>>219666318
it not right

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moo deng mentioned
rip lil nigga

screaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ0XJciN6J0

>>219666357
Moo deng lives

Fuck my black tranny life

and what if his name was actually poo peng

>>219666110
For sleeping I'd recommend Uvex x-fit, Howard Leight Laser Lite (L) or Max Lite (S), and 3M ear classic (L or S)
The first two in particular are soft and squishy.
All foam earplugs poke out of the ear a little. I have not found this to be a problem when sleeping, but I've trimmed earplugs for daytime wear and they work just as well, so if you wanted to you could trim them so they don't poke out of your ears
You could buy a trial pack on Amazon that comes with different brands and types to try (Honeywell, 3M, Moldex, etc.)
(Moldex is good for daytime wear, but they're firmer, so I wouldn't recommend them for sleeping.)

Was listening to something about the Byzantine Empire and the guy quoted Procopius' secret history like it was fact. Couldnt believe it. Turned it off

>>219666389
Ta for that

>>219666394
Haven't a clue what that is

Bitch.

Box.

Bitch.

Box.

Bitch.

Box.

Bitch.

Box.

Bitch.

Box.

so fucking tired for no reason fuck this i hate this

>>219666350
very cosy. i love running my bath towel or pyjamas in the dryer for a few minutes. i'd love to get one of those heated towel racks for the bathroom

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Where can I watch all 2,425 episodes of The Bill because it's not on ITVX

>>219666394
Do you know of a podcast on the Byzantine Empire but for the general listener?

Headache

>>219666452
yarr list net

phwoar

excellent pooberg

>>219666503
Not meant to poo at this hour
Confuses the body

>>219666362
How are people with tourette's allowed to drive given all their tics

>>219666503
Night poo freak

wiggle wiggle wiggle

>>219666522
No one is allowed in the driving seat if there's something wrong with them. So if you're there, you must be fine.

wiggle wiggle

I invented wiggleposting
Thank you for your continued use of it

wiggle

listening to french rap music

their non-whites mog ours desu

>>219666560
Alright bob dylan

niggle niggle

>>219666644
another great gimmick brought low by DTFIC DTTFI

six sixes

>>219666619
i feel like there are more white french rappers as well but i don't have any stats to back this up

Sir Mike Obama

The devil is unleashed, oh woe, oh dread, what is next and what shall be made of it.

why are there no indian rappers

Do you call it ni-key or n-icke

>>219666666
Alright who got it

>>219666660
>>219666665
>>219666667
/brit/ shags it up once more, sad!
>>219666666

Your X handle?

>>219666680
>cartoon cp
how fitting for the devil's number

>>219666684
my full legal name and date of birth
no i will not share it

>>219666664
i only know jul

>>219666667
67

>>219666683
she shouldn't be bald there given her magic

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Im just saying give peace a chance #love

>>219666711
sch
ben plg
romeo elvis
plk
some off the top of my head

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Equation and formula sheets have been provided for these exams since 2022, as part of a stepped return to normal practice after the Covid pandemic.

Bridget Phillipson, the Education Secretary, asked Ofqual in 2024 to consider extending this until at least 2027.

Georgia Gould, the School Standards Minister, has now asked the watchdog to extend this for the entire lifetime of the current GCSEs.

heh heh heh heh

mental how there are girls who make porn but are bad at sex
how does that even happen

>>219666667
6 7 !

how long have gypsies been in europe

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>>219666810
ask your mom

>>219666847
chatgpt down?

>>219666870
dont feel like opening the goog x

>>219666767
rorke tearing himself in two trying to decide to blame the pandemic or demographics

the internet really is great when you think about it
imagine it's 1970 and you have some obscure question with no way to answer it

>>219666907
books

>>219666916
yeah but then you have to go out and find a book that answers your specific question
what if you wanted to hear what type of noise a bird makes or something

>>219666916
never heard of them

Lads! Oh lads! Oh wondrous day! I've just been to the toilet, and had the most exquisite defecation session!

why did a bunch of indians just decide to walk to europe anyway

went out the other night and went to two different brothels and shagged two different prossies and neither of them made me cum but there was some nice cuddling so that was almost better

>>219666975
they were male prostitutes and you're gay

>>219667007
if i'm gay then why wouldn't male prossers make me cum?

>>219667025
because your dick's too small
owned

always add additional salt and pepper to a meal before i've tasted it because i simply don't trust that it will be sufficiently salty and peppery to my liking
if socrates disagrees he can eat my arse, though he'd probably love that the bloody pederast

pakistanis and iraqis

>>219667042
hmm

why are you having a go at me mate? it's hardly my fault your dad sexually abused you as a child (and probably still does)

any gay queer man in

tired
i sleep now

>>219667060
gay

>>219666949
Good show! Oh good show! *applauds*

>>219667042
its not just a boulder! it's iraq!

>>219667041
Dadberg puts loads of pepper on all his meals

you're all just jealous that i have a girlfriend who not only lets me touch her boobs but also seems to enjoy it

I'm a girlfailure

really hate foreigners, including europeans and kiwis

>>219667220
what about me? :)

>>219667203
man of culture

>>219667242
as long as you don't move here and start some fucking vlog channel about how much better it is to live in australia and encourage other brits to do the same
HOW many times does the world need to be told that we're full before they get the message? you brits think you're exempt?

>>219667263
>you brits think you're exempt?
yes
in fact, room should be made for us, deport a chinky when I get there will you?

Bed soon team if that's okay

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scream

>>219667275
Show us your banger first

Sometimes wish we were nicer to each other on this board, we wounded incels should comfort each other.

>>219667271
even if every chinaman went back to ching chong land tomorrow we'd still be full

I don't want to suffer anymore

>>219667330
stop accumulating karma then spastic

>>219667330
Jesus loves you :)
You might not believe in him, but think of his love for all the little ones and maybe you'll feel better. Give it a try some day.

>>219667282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgxmDFG0ZGw

just spunked so hard it landed in my armpit

gonna get this girl to fall in love with me and then reveal that i'm racist and turn her into a racist too

>>219667410
done that before but it landed on my chin

>>219667439
happens sometimes! 4 days no wanking for me

>>219667282
yeah i'm really interested to know the thoughts of @ryanmatta's followers on the matter i'm sure they all have really vital opinions

>>219667434
no point telling her it will just backfire
just keep it to yourself. women aren't meant to have ideas anyway

How did i end up so friendless

>>219667476
rather not say

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>>219667434
Is Mr Inbetween popular in AUSTRALIA?

Just lay down in bed. Not sure what tomorrow will bring

>>219667486
no

>>219667434
women are retarded
don't give them any reason to think less of you

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>The 71-year-old, who holds both UK and US passports, is the richest Welshman who has ever lived, external, with a wealth built on investments in companies like Yahoo and Google that made him billions during the dot-com boom of the early 2000s.

>>219667381
My youtube channel was called coolguy2009 (not connected to gmail so lost forever)

>>219667473
exactly, women just believe whatever the man who's shagging them believes, that's why all leftist women are single or dating some commie faggot who she probably cheats on

>>219667476
Would just like to express my condolences for all the ceaseless anti-Indian racism from my fellow white people for the past few years, it must be very hurtful and I hope you can rise above it.

Thinking about rabbits again

>>219667523
and i'd like to offer largely the complete opposite rhetoric contained in this post

did lily phillips really become a christo and stop doing porn? she's way penger than that bonnie blue sket

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>Thinking about rabbits again

Bro has a quantum computer and is undergoing decoherence

heatherpaedo

>>219667523
>>219667556
Both accepted :)

Strongly feel that every comedian is a terrible person.

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Done him.

>>219667582
It lovely
It lush
It llama

Strongly feel that every Canadian is a terrible person.

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a secondary pooberg hath been consummated

did it not

garn apoglomorate a stanky ass ruckus

is it not

phwoar good brekkiberg diss

GAMERS are literally more oppressed than black people in 2026

Got told my arse was hanging out my trackies when it was hanging out me trackies

Walking around tescos slapping lads winkies and fingering lasses minges

Nice thread LOL

>>219667921
not a fan if ian watkins.mate

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made myself a little bowl of custard with lady fingers and some blueberries plus raspberries on top :3

*TF2 votekick sound*

If you've wondered why the UK has gone insane, I have an answer — mold. I've never seen water damage on this scale. It's in every building. And it's driving people mad.

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Heidi passed away today

Feel numb

scotland should be an independent nation

>>219667585
that’s a cock and penis

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>>219665769

need to acquire the sort of hobby that will make people go, “oh, err, right” when I mention it to them
something like playing bridge or exhibitionism

How is the rave world in the UK?, are there still raves in abandoned warehouses?

Rorke pretending to be leftypol, posting on 4chan.org/int/brit about things Rorke supposedly does, in order to have a laugh in order to cope with his existential dread.

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Ali Larijani, the current head of Iran's National Security Council, is a Kantian scholar.

Chalk up another W.

Got the gothic rock on, got the coffee brewed, got the vape charged, got the gaff cleaned. Yup it’s looking like a good day

>>219668799
good lad

rumblings in the ol tummyberg, the morning poo has beckoned me..

>>219668322
Im sorry

Might flip on the telly and wrestle with jimmy

What do you do if you have a girl over but you need to poo and lounge is right next to the toilet and she’ll hear your farts and deduce from the time spent in there that you are pooing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UUKRb3OHHg

fucking birds are going crazy outside need winter back asap

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post-dindins pooberg?

satisficed


it did

>>219668868
phwoar

propa good post diss

>>219668322
corr cute kittingtonshire

I had the big arch and i was big disappointed

>>219669359
Ave!

get the faggots killed

dont understand how anywun

man

or

wo
man

can enjoy tekkin it up dee shitter like

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aw shucks!

ummm, why is he putting his willy in a man's bum?
you're supposed to put it in a lady's tuppence

they're both top tier, but it's mad how much better bcs is than breaking bad

corr

would destroy ruths tuppence

>>219669588
the first season is deadfully slow

I’m a bennies spacker due to severe mental illness

Is £600 for a council flat a complete rip off it’s one bedroom but in a decent area?

>deadfully

>>219669642
Sounds good to me

Addicted to the potatoes, theyre delicious and nutritious

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mjorning lads

keep having these weird sort of scary dreams where im in bed but the room is different than my room and i hear strange noises and cant sleep. in the most recent edition of this it turned out the noise was a pigeon and it landed on my head while i was trying to sleep and i ignored it and then woke up in real life.

>>219669622
good things come to those who wait m8

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rorke's spliff

got a big enough joint there rorke

>>219669782
squealing

>>219669730
and the pigeon?

toil has implmented a no poo rule in the disabled bog at toil because it never flushes properly
there are no disabled people at the office but the bloke with ADHD and long covid is up in arms says its against his rights

>>219669821
the pigeon's name was rorke

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Hate this smug frenchman but he was right bout the wars n that

>>219669826
>long covid
forgot about that, are people seriously still claiming that's a thing

>>219669826
right and how are they enforcing this rule

um well actually i have chronic fatigue syndrome and long covid and depression and adhd so ill be taking some of your wage every month to live please and thanks

>>219669913
who smelt it dealt it

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I want to live in a country where the average person looks like this

>>219669854
also a paedophile

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>>219669826
uses to have a sign tellin the china niggas to stop stamding on toilet when taking the shiddingtonshire

juan valdez has been seperated from his donkey

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Just bought this

Morning lads
The 'scort has suggested we move our meeting up from Sunday 8th March to Saturday 7th March

>>219669978
bobies

>>219670025
ahaha great stuff

Brexit was the final nail in the coffin for people outside of the UK. The straw that broke camel's back. Cool Britania was on the way out and would be dead these days regardless but 2016 Brexit campaign and post-Brexit madness accelerated the death. To masses Brexit changed the UK's image from Stiff upper lip, 007, Mr Bean and punkrock to True brexit geezer meme essentially - a bunch of xenophobic rubes, simpletons that react to UKIP jangling the keys about scary immigrants on boats, occupying a couple of funny smart people that live on Picadilly.

Instead of dying gracefully it died having a demented racist tantrum thanks to Brexit. Hence why people point to it.

But the death of it started way before as you said. It was a terminal illness. But desu I would not overestimate Amy Winehouse, most people outside UK had no idea who she was before her death, she topped the charts in EU about as much as Lady Sovereign. Outside of the UK you are mostly known for 007 which barely feels British since Craig soft reboot, Rowan Atkinson who did not really do anything since Johnny English movies, Top Gear that got vasectomy since Clarkson got sacked, her majesty who is no longer there and music, which is no longer really produced. And Brexit basically wiped all of that out and replaced it with aforementioned simpleton image of the UK.

ok but Hillary Clinton still be looking quite fit

boys are you fucking serious its not even 7am i am not reading infinite jest or whatever youve posted there

Only gone and bought another month of OSRS membership lads haha x

how about infinite zest and its a book about rorke and leftypol ploughing each others battyholes

oh great there’s a new guy who’s the same age of me who’s an absolute fucking sweat at running who runs on the same route I do at the same time too.
Now I have to change routes because of this fuckhead

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>>219670003
>just bought diss

refuse to read book written by pretentious prerformative white male who beat women

>>219670118
>pretentious prerformative white male who beat women
Such as?

>>219670106
he sounds pretty alpha making you zest out like diss

>>219670106
How about you run it backwards or start 5 minutes later

>>219670050
for me?

talksport

love it

>>219670124
um david wallace duh

>>219670131
He’s not alpha im more alpha
>>219670137
How would run it backwards help

>>219670156
youll not see him youll be facing the other way

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>>219670146

Indigestion, Upset stomach
Diarrhea-AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>219670183
love that advert

would absolutely smahs the arse the woman who sings upset stomach

she propa gaggin for a big wun

phwoooar

So, uh... the hooknosed leeches, the Christ killing yids. Theyre really doing it arent they

customers will say shit like “uhh it’s asking me to remove my card?”

>>219670170
Remember when this happened Twitter had a meltdown and went full detective mode doxxing the owner of the company and then doxxing the guy who paid to have it done

withered rose emoji for all the zingers posted overnight

firefox has changed its appearance, not a fan!

>>219670306
What’s wrong, Rorke? Thought you were proud to hold those views, why so shy to attach your name to them?

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>>219665733
Is restore UK a real party or is it a meme?

>>219670381
stop posting content from outer/int/ silly jf

>>219670388
>jf
juif?

7:24 and i'm already working

>>219670402
feels good being a key worker doesn't it

7:27 and i'm already wanking

might become a clout chasing hype beast

>>219670417
key worker my arse

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>>219670446
Northerner welfare claimer?

what happens in tn.gif

>>219670465
just a regular job haver innit
keir starmer hates the likes of me

>>219670499
>>219670499

>>219670503
I guess you voted green? If so then Lemme give ye a big ol' kissy kissy on the forehead.