>>219670499
vile

>>219670503
I guess you voted green? If so then Lemme give ye a big ol' kissy kissy on the forehead.

Hate this 4chan pass thing it says its on this device but then if your ip changes it logs you out so its fuck all to do with the device then is it you twats shit dead website moderated by gay transexuals

>>219670542
um get a room

>>219670568
wanking on a tunisian vpn were you

Just wish there was a socialist party that wasn't woke

Should I try 50mg viagra lads?
Tried 25mg and it seemed to work but presumably 50mg is even better.

>>219670499
love pang pang sm

you should try 100g of cyanide and die you cunt

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morning lads

*raises hoof*

Who is zieldbelg

>>219670624
Dutch..The dutch google is fucked the only porn site allowed seems to be xvideos and xvideos clones

>>219670627
that kind of party was banned after that european fracas

Any horses in?

>>219670648
Ayup

>>219670657
no idea but heres the copypasta

Ziedbelg origin story
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/179365094/#q179375540
>No bullshit when I was little and my father was in chemo my mother once brought home a middle-aged guy, looked like a teenager, I think he failed three grades, it was interesting how he fucked my mother (I peeked)

According to nederdraad ziedbelg used to spam about having a 10cm long thin penis (10cm en dun) before he started the cuck stuff there. 100% confirmed same guy
So he’s a little beta male who had to watch his mum cucking his father when he was a child...
And now he spends all day posting about black cock, cucking, race mixing, timmies with SWCs. Childhood trauma literally turned him insane

There is plenty of evidence if you want to search the archive. Search for "Ziedbelg" if you want to see what Dutch posters say about him

Making a cuckpost in Dutch on /nederdraad/:
>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/200879098/#200892388
Then the exact same post a few weeks later in English, in /brit/:
>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#201578459

A selection of the characters he posts about in his cuck fantasies in Dutch (basically his Dutch equivalents of Cronem and Katy):
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Ann/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Delano/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Quincy/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Fouad/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Kenzo/country/Be/

Some other search terms that bring up his Dutch posts:
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/betabux/country/Be/
>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/plap/country/Be/

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Country is fucked.
The greens are literally corbyn on steroids. The economy will disintegrate overnight if they get anywhere near power

>>219670703
The YOOKAY economy is a house of cards already thougheverbeit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdZ3dxqrsJs

>>219670703
Good. Let it happen. System needs to take a hit for it to change.

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I am 27 years old. Is this old? Am I considered old?

>>219670747
That's what they said about brexit
How's that brexit dividend yielding right now?

>>219670703
Economy collapsing would get rid of more wogs than Restore Britain would.

>>219670768
miaow

>>219670768
55 is the start of being old imo

What would a Reform-Green coalition be like?

>>219670768
old for what?

>>219670807
Paki immigration will be halved but only if you wank off one that's already here

'Cheap at any price' is what Jeffrey Epstein and Steve Bannon texted about Tommy Robinson.

Got the psalms on

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clairo !

Can’t stand Isabelle Oakeshott
Nasty piece of work

>>219670777
Brexit was mostly an anti immigration vote left to be administered by remainers and later used quite vindictively as a means to open the floodgates to non european immigrants. I trust if the greens get voted in as you suggest they'll be administering their own policies.

>>219670826
Yeah I saw that, not surprised at all.

>Corbyn makes 'blood libel' claim that Israel removed organs from Gazan women's bodies

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>>219670852
why

>>219670807
not sure sorry

>>219670686
oh that guy.
Mental problems and a subscription to AI image generation is an amazing combination. Legitimately disturbing. Probably the closest thing to an ability to look inside the mind of a crazy person that we're ever going to get.

if it's not the manager it's the team that's what i say. country full of dolescum

>>219670901
I am in gainful employment

me? gainless employment

>>219670944
so near a clue, yet so far

lads what's your favourite song from grease? for me it's beauty school dropout. frankie avalon nails it

mum says I have to get a job
How about YOU get me a job. you know about my anxiety

>>219670679
neigh

>>219670971
unironically what happened for me and my anxiety went away after about six years

>>219670967
born to hand jive

>JC wants to send me to trial work
Not like this, NEET bros.

>>219670971
what a stupid BITCH

>>219670855
Yes but their policies are shit and anti capitalist, they'll be administering but the bond market will be in control when UK bonds get downgraded to junk status and interest on them skyrockets adding to our already massive debt pile

>>219670983
come on lad. behave. pick a proper one

>>219670967
For me, hopelessly devoted but im a big softie :)

wiggling my right bum cheek to loosen the trapped wind

>>219670967
Never watched that, I really dislike musicals

>>219670967
the one where john travola brutally rapes and murders that cheerleader

>>219671003
good lad

>>219670967
that one hits too close to home for my lazy arse

>>219671009
doesn't sound like the grease that I wanked to

STOP
HATING
TRANS
PEOPLE

>>219670967
https://youtu.be/OCjtcpIDV8w

greased lightning is clearly the best track

>>219671027
dont be like pat cassels

>>219671024
don't care about gays, of either sex, they're just people to me
don't care about trans, they're just people who need help
it's drag queens that make my stomach turn

>>219670999
That's a good one

>>219671038
yeah if you've got an IQ of 75

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>>219671045
WHAT A CHUD THING TO SAY

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Mad how universally despised Starmer is

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Are scots and irish considered anglo saxon, culturally speaking?

another day another dollar

>>219671072
Scotland unironically should be

do geeks and nerds still exist?

>>219671056
stfu im cleber

>>219671083
never heard of them

>>219671069
not even anything to do with his politics.
he's just a pathetic sniveling little scrote of a man

Eyup lovely most vindicated person of all time

>>219671083
yeah they are currently developing the thing that will take their own job...go figure

In the belly of the beast me

>>219671101
in the future the new bourgousie and proletariat will be homeless immigrants who eat dog poo off the street and influencer chads and staceys

>>219671120
>in the future
yeah like 5 years from now

statistically we all probably spoke directly to jeffrey epstein on here

>>219671128
I know bulgaria is stuck in the 80s but is five years from now not the future?

>NHS NURSE STRANDED IN DUBAI

>>219671140
it's the near future not THE future

>>219671069
Why did kemi disappear and come back

>>219671140
>I know bulgaria is stuck in the 80s
nope, we have food in the stores now

but yes it is

>>219671151
as a woman all it takes is for her to stop talking

>>219671133
hope he liked my musky tuppence posts

>>219671072
Yeah irish are anglo saxons :)

>>219671153
is plovdiv worth visiting, someone I know went and said it was very nice
assuming you're actually bulgarian or living there of course

>>219671069
is restore just a /brit/ meme and still less relevant than the libdems

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wellington sex arse

>>219671149
right send the troops in

>>219671188
Restore wasnt a party until last month you stupid cunt

there are now youtubers who make video essays about comedy podcasts
so grim

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>>219671176
It's easily the best city in Bulgaria, you will have a great time if you visit.
https://vocaroo.com/11T3QoGwxYts

show me your wares

>>219671217
stolen from the greeks innit

Been up all night smoking weed thinking of giving the chess club another go this morning

>>219671226
Romans, and not stolen, they just left it here.

its all tarmac hot food counters and pubs at the end of the day

>>219671218
audentes fortuna iuvat

>>219671217
>2000 years and still not finished

its all bulgarian to me

met a bird off tinder

>>219671234
alri khan krum the fearsome

>>219671251
lazy bastards

>>219671262
She in the paralympics too?

>>219671262
i shagged her round the back of a spoons once

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>>219671251
kek, it's one of my favorite places, they still do concerts and plays here, I went to a concert last year, it's pretty fun. I know the guy who does lighting for them. Very cute waitresses in the cafe outside of it.
>>219671260

forgot bulgarians were romans once

Gravy’s good tonight

>>219671311
They prevented the romans (eastern) from defeating the arab menance

ronald raygun

when old people walk, their upper body moves from side to side for some reason

Venezuela liberated, fat communist lefties mad

>>219671311
Not really, we came around 600 AD and formed a country from different tribes, but Plovdiv is one of the oldest if not the oldest city in Europe. We have ruins from a few kingdoms and eras going back to the Romans and even before.

do brits still think bulgarians and romanians are gypsies

>>219671364
Gypsies were brought by the Ottomans during their reign, no idea for what reason because everyone hates them and they are inbred. Wee don't mix with them, we don't even mix with Turks.

But Romania has a lot of more gypsies it's kind of wild.

>>219671358
corr might do some cheeky ancient treaure scrounging
with the proper permits of course

Alright lemme get the fuck outta here

>>219671352
will be trying this out on my way to work this morning. since im 38

mad how l'm literally descended from gypsies and jews and the irish

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omds rorke

>>219671388
Get out of my sight

>>219671387
It's really hard to do that, my history teacher was a Scottish guy (archaeologist) and he came here to practice and muck around ruins but he was telling me that it's very difficult to dig and get permits from the county. He kind of looks like Fatboy Slim, was very tall and Idk why but married a very ugly Bulgarian woman, we never understood that, there are so many beautiful women here and he chose that one.

>>219671396
bet you play a mean accordion

>>219671396
Grim beyond belief

>>219671396
Our gypsies are from India and Pakistan but even those countries banished them so they became nomadic. I don't consider the Snatch Brat Pit types gypsies desu.

Anyone want a sprite cranberry?

>>219671430
Maybe she let him do her up the bum

>>219671448
No they were Roma.
>>219671433
no
>>219671447
yes

Remember mihai?

>>219671448
Irish travellers arent gypsies theyre just irish people that decided to become nomadic in the 1800s. And are hated by all

>>219670499
FOY
that's an oriental, not an asian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLKSutArFnk

want to have sex with the singer

>>219671460
A lot of girls with let you do that, at least the kids took his genes, his boy was so fucking blonde lol and his girl has red hair.

He could have scored so much better. He was kind of a prick though but very fair and if you were interested he would be very helpful.

>>219671474
Yeah that's what I thought.

>>219671396
my brother. what type of irish

played a video game once, it was pretty fun ngl

>>219671561
yeah?

>>219671561
Haven't played in more than 10 years, as a wee lad I used to hang out at internet cafes I'm talking 6 to 10 years old we used to play CS and star craft and Fifa and Quake 3. After that I played Fifa on PS3 but in High School I completely stopped.

feels bad that i will never figure it out. what was it all about? how does it end?

could be worse i suppose i could have been one of 500000 chinese peasants who died in the yellow river flood in 1938

laid in bed for the last couple of hours convinced i was calling in sick today. Did i go through with it? no

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>>219671606

>>219671605
eastern euros love counter strike

>>219671662
Comically evil people

>>219671606
>i could have been one of 500000 chinese peasants
or worse yet, a cockroach

can i get a thumbs up if we're all good, a thumbs down if you not?

>>219671675
don't warry the israeli woman has her chained up

Neighbor's kid convinced his mom to buy one of those Playstation gaming wheel things so he could practice for his driving test. I swear to christ you are one cheeky cunt mate.

>>219671056
but he's right
greased lightning is the best track
>>219671006
>I really dislike musicals
wtf how can you dislike musicals

>>219671606
Could have been one of those kids gone for a nice day out watching a clown be pulled along by geese and the bridge collapses

>>219671671
Yeah it's mostly what we played, 5v5 or in big local servers. Despite being a poor country we had one of the fastest/cheapest internets in Europe at the time, it's still very cheap because the infrastructure was already built.

My buddy's dad was running one of those gaming cafes and sometimes he would close it early on Sundays so we could play, his mom would bring us snacks and things she cooked, very fun.

I gotta say there were a lot of girls in those cafes back then, not necessarily playing games but being online, chatting, emails, hanging out, kept the fellas taking regular showers which was good lol.

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Westminster Voting Intention:

RFM: 23% (-1)
GRN: 21% (+4)
LAB: 16% (-2)
CON: 16% (-2)
LDM: 14% (=)

Via
@YouGov
, 1-2 Mar.
Changes w/ 22-23 Feb.

busy day at toil for me. 4 whole meetings. none of which i will say or do anything in

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embrace madness

You don’t see any football hooligans anymore. All went woke, you see

im listening to idles and supporting palestine

>>219671735
>wtf how can you dislike musicals
To each their own, I don't like songs and it drags too long.

fucking seething accidentally made my credit card payment last month one day before the statement was created and i didn't make another payment so i just had to make one classed as three days late
reckon that will show on my credit file?

>>219671782
>I don't like songs
you don't like songs in musicals or in general?

>>219671782
>I don't like songs
in musicals, I love music in general

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so, rorke?

>>219671750
And the very latest from Restore Britain??

having an easier time dating in my 30s than i did in my 20s but that's probably because i'm not as much of an insecure runt
and no i'm not having to slum it with single mothers before you start!!!

>>219671787
i don't even understand what ya on about lad, you paid early? why would that matter?

>>219671750
did you ever consider that actual labour voters aren't politics obsessed mongs who spend every waking hour in their smelly bedrooms filling out yougov polls rorke
did you even think of that possibility
you absolute mong

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>>219671780
>JAANNY NEDELKOOOOOOOOO

>>219671793
In musicals. I love music in general. Love chune posting.

>>219671853
post a chune then

>>219671820
because i paid before the statement for last month was made.
so even though i paid in £700, and the minimum payment for the statement was £38, they don't care about it and im treated like a criminal. its an evil thing

so here we are at the end of all things. and it lush x

>>219671832
batty man

>>219671832
scromitting

>>219671879
what are you into?

the cocks have come home to roost

>>219671787
Nah you'll be fine for a few days they only report missed payments officially when they are quite late

right well theresa may was quite fit though

All scared because of the news an' that.

well gfberg's dad's in the hospital with kidney stones and now i have to pretend to care, hardly my fault the cunt doesn't drink enough water is it? why should i have to suffer a night of no pussy for his mistakes?

Rorke drinking a gallon of milk a day to bulk for the summer months.

britpop. what a load of shite that was

>>219671986
Oasis...Blur...and all the rest

>>219671949
oh there will be many many more nights of "no pussy because some relative is poorly" in your future young man

>>219671941
im so jaded its the olds to me

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>>219671986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7AMfNy2MsI

business plan: kier starmer sex arse

damn girl this war in Iran got me thinking about the war in my heart after we stopped talking x

>>219671986
It was alright

i drink every night and its always in the back of my mind that someone could ring and say my mum or grandad are on their deathbed come and see them and i couldnt cause id be drunk

>>219671995
not if i start a prostitute budget, really a finanacial decision i should've made years ago frankly

>>219671949
that's not very nice
>>219672023
+1000 rizzat

>rorke
>mousey
>leftpol
>spaino
>cronem
>bradders image
SCREAMING
>porn images
>KLOP images
>porn images [Deleted]
>KLOP images [Deleted]
>Um
SCREAMING

rorke's basilisk

Pork shoulder has been in the oven for 2 hours on 160C, looks good. Carrots and spuds are caramelizing on the bottom bathing in the fat.

It's a good day lads.

I just sinned
Gluttony

>>219672113
this nigga eatin good

had me coin pouch stolen from me

>>219672120
this nigga eatin a lot

rorke shitting and pooing in ruby granglers arse

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>>219672131
It's Liberation Day here lad, gotta celebrate. Gonna really chill today, maybe have a nap later.

>>219672113
thought you were supposed to be fasting today?

>>219672154
That was yesterday.

>Italy Approves 500,000 Work Visas Amid Labor Shortages and Immigration Backlash
This is that far right party i was telling you about

>>219672150
1400 calories

rorke's bumcheeks clapping on his morning jog

>>219672153
liberation from who, the turks?

Why is gluttony so widely accepted and tolerated, but sexual sin is treated like an unforgivable sin?

>>219672193
>glut tony
ayyy tone!

>A new California law says all operating systems, including Linux, need to have some form of age verification at account setup
Coming to the UK soon!

>>219672192
Yes, it's a national holiday. Great great grandpa came from Russian to help us get liberated and stayed here and got married.

>>219672173
Party full of wogs to import more wogs, shocker.

>>219672221
now you're ruled from brussels hahah

i do kinda envy countries like iran where they have a spiritual leader figure that they see as a scholar and father figure as much as a proud defender of the land you live on

having some soulless king who barely ever talks and when he does it seems uninspired, even the queen who was knocking around for decades didn't really offer much inspiration

your hair, it's everywhere

>>219672248
>they have a spiritual leader figure
not anymore do they

>>219672258
scream

>>219672258
They’ll have a new one
What do you have? Hahahahaha

>>219672190
ktim

>>219672258
well they'll just put another cleric there that will achieve the same thing minus the longevity, it's a cultural difference init their belief system and faith leads them to look up to figures like that we could never submit to a battle hardened christian figure the way they do

Karl Jobst let down Australia

>>219672315
Big Billy done him

>>219672307
>cleric
>battle-hardened
not familiar with the details but the man didn't fight any battles himself did he

Sky News forgetting to turn the live chat off again

Rorke going into the cubicle even though he only needs a piss

Israel is conducting ground operations in Lebanon right now
Plans are to push up to the Litani potentially
Have a guy in the know in the IDF you see

reckon that more good things should happen and less bad things should happen

>>219672173
>Immigration Backlash
>import more
wat

if they could just ceasefire until Spurs get relegated that would be best for all involved

seeing the horrible news of of Kuwait got me thinking that i can't Ku-wait to start a life with you x

>>219672370
Wish Shahar still posted here so we could confirm with him

>rely on russia for majority of gas imports
>allow USA to blow up the pipeline and then accept their 'request' to assist ukraine against russia
>rely on qatar for gas
>USA spirals the region into chaos
ah yes what could go wrong relying on the most volatile region in the world, now we'll have no choice but to temporarily buy from US reserves and they'll be charging an absolute fuck you premium

its funny how the saying is true, the only thing worse than being americas enemy is being americas friend

even ukraine is a realer '''''war''''' than this

Rorke googling “how do you know if your balls have dropped”

>>219672240
it's not funny

I like brussels with a massive knob of butter over the top

>>219672412
tell him he's ruled from jerusalem

>>219672434
he already knows that

>>219672429
love a massive knob, me

>>219672370
how many prisoners has he raped?

so one of the so called genius minds that created one of these AI models unironically belives he's communicating with a sumerian diety through it
how has he not been sectioned the schizo freak

>>219672452
We already knew that

rorke
leftypol
rasheed

lads im just trying to GAME

imagine you woke up tomorrow and you was an AI or a Russian bot
what would you do about it.

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the thing about sunny spring/summer weather is that it makes me feel bad about being indoors wasting my life doing nothing. When it's wintery and cloudy outside I feel like I am allowed to be indoors wasting away but when it's sunny you feel like you should be outside somewhere with grass and trees, with a woman who smells of nice perfume and all that stuff

>go outside then
I do but nothing happens, I just wander around outside alone feeling sorry for myself then come home

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>>219672499

>>219672395
Will a clue be gained?
Seems like it's hardly the first time but brits always come back to daddy yank for more

imagine getting your arm blown off by a sniper
would hurt like buggery

>>219672225
Reform voters take note

Mental how much of a bum slut I was in uni. Probably slept with at least 20 different guys, did poppers, didn’t use protection, just invited over random guys and shagged them lol

>>219672499
>an AI or a Russian bot
I wouldn't be conscious so nothing

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fuckinh hell its happening

>>219672509
you have to do more than wander around

>>219672550
bet your farts sound like donald duck laughing

Not getting the usual attention from your dolly posting over on /britfeel/ big man?

>>219672561
s

>>219672535
This was the ideal news story for Rorke as it allowed him to combine his twin passions - retarded nationalism and paedophilia

>>219672521
sorry brother this isnt a UK problem its an entire fucking european problem, we're all about to get fucked

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Thoughts on shagging a sexy Indian bird? Light skinned, smells nice..

>>219672572
hwl

/fr/ is laughing at us yet again

>>219672550
nasty

>>219672572
No honestly, this is a myth. I am straight nowadays and my arse is as tight as any other straight lad’s.
>>219672601
I know. I look back and cringe at how reckless I was desu, could have easily ruined my life in many ways back then

>>219672588
pic unrelated, right?

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>>219672561

>>219672600
are they going honhonhonhon

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>>219672630
yeah, that's just a pigeon I hung out with one day

>>219672617
How did you cure your homosexuality?

Why didn't you tell me

>>219672657
I didn’t desu I still have gay thoughts sometimes but I only wank over them now. In a long term committed straight relationship you see

>>219672550
This is why men have no real recourse against women's behaviour in the sexual marketplace in current year. Straight women exhibit the same behaviour gay men exhibit, namely that when a person is free to fully indulge their sexual urges they turn into a massive whore.

If straight men had the ability to have sex with any hot women they wanted to, they wouldn't be settling down with their trad wives and making do with having occasional sex with their wives until they died of old age. They'd have sex with as many hot women as possible.

We might as well add Chads into this as well since they too are free to make their sexual will a reality by being in demand. This is why the cries and whimpers of sexless men ring hollow; it's not that they really care about the perceived injustice or that it's 'illogical', it's that there's a party going on all the time and they're not invited. They don't give a shit about the nature of the behaviour, only that they're not allowed to partake.

rorke's mum applying for gogglebox

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>>219672699

Verifying my age to post on /brit/

>>219672706
Very true desu. Men are much more nasty and promiscuous than women actually. Women have far better control over their libidos than we do.

there's been a war inside me ever since i ran from u :/ x

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get on it starmer

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leftypol with his gf, rorke wanking all alone at home

>>219672535
Made that she got put in prison for this

>>219672745
Dentist-Sainsbury’s-DPD coalition of evil messing Tim around yet again

>>219672753
I've done this, might do it again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVrwzjtBHq0

>>219672753
this lad is 100% a buntyman

Rorke wanking on his belly and just letting it dry

>>219672745
wonder how ol' Tim, who is functionally imobile and stuck 24/7 in his assisted living facility staffed by black Nigerians, has gone and managed to get his earbuds nicked

maybe love of money really is the root of all evil. they were onto something there.

>>219672803
sometimes i get post-nut comfort and just lay there for 10 minutes

rorke getting shagged by 20 guys in uni, then going straight

I often fall asleep mid-wank

blud just said post-nut comfort

any gearing up for the new man in

Rorke’s mum telling him to bring down the 20 mouldy mugs and bowls from his bedroom right this instant

a lottery win would be wasted on me because I'm such a boring bastard

I do still need to win though, I deserve it

>>219672832
he decided to put god first
jesus cured his cock lust

>>219672843
you never had it?

bro said poo bum screaming in a niggers face :skull: :skull: :skull:

>>219672354
I can't pee at urinals it's a legitimate medical condition

>>219672895
Bifurcating penis?

>>219672895
ktim!!!!!

you are all genuinely demented freaks no wonder youth unemployment is so high

genuinely have a small willy and make sure no one ever sees it ever

>>219672925
ok thats just rude

>youth employment

I'm 33 years old

>>219672953
>>219672953
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>>219672925
>no wonder youth unemployment is so high
Probably to do with one million African and Indian men a year

>>219672895
sir shycock

>>219670499
I will burn every Thai country just because of her