Fuck it, going out of my way to kill every spider I see from now on.

Just shit myself, tiny little nug caught between my cheeks came out with a fart, thankfully I was pissing before taking a shit anyway but anywhere that happens I'd be real bad

>>219690508
Are you sure you can get close enough to them for that?

>>219690508
Your boyfriend sure seems nice

just shit wherever

the hippy MLM essential oil mom to MAGA schizo pipeline needs to be studied

>>219690532
That's what indians do and they're going to be a world power by 2025

can we stop bullying that guy for being scared of spiders please?
we're all scared of something, let's have a little compassion and positive vibes

>>219690522
>>219690526
No women will ever touch you on purpose. You will never BE women. You are simps. Kill yourselves.

>>219690546
Exactly and we're all gonna die anyway so just shit wherever

>>219690548
It's not the being scared of spiders part, it's the pretending that's a totally valid and manly thing to be scared of and being indignent about it

Ok you know what screw you simps and your love for spiders. I'm going to go jerk off to bbc, that always cheers me up.

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I think I have scabies

Eat my spussy

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I'm scared of flying insects. Even butterflies and moths freak me out.

>>219690559
I'm married with kids. My 3 year old boy isn't even afraid of spiders. You're getting mogged by a toddler rn

Me it's more that he's being a Karen in the work place over a harmless spider idgaf if he's scared of spiders

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Tell me what to do, cramer

>>219690600
based, good for you bro. fuck these crab-bucket trolls, do what makes you happy. nothing makes you less of a man.

>>219690631
Is this spinster
This feels like spinster

>Calgary Flamers

House spiders are good, natural pest control.

>>219690608
It's called an epigyne (epi-jina) which is honestly a funnier word than spussy somehow

>>219690640
the spinmeister doesnt use bro

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When is it going to be warm again aggggghhhh

>>219690618
This seems more common than I would have initially believed

>>219690588
I'm not afraid of spiders you retarded nigger. I don't want to look at the fucking thing every fucking day. You know they eat cockroaches? Do you want some cunt bringing cockroaches into the place you spend eight hours a day at? Probably, you're an unemployed goon faggot so you're probably used to vermin crawling all over you in your hoarder mom's basement. Why are you simping so hard for a dumb bitch you never met?

>>219690677
You are clearly afraid of spiders

>>219690655
My relatives rural house is completely filled to the brim with spiders, theyre big nasty ones too but they're harmless all the cobwebs and them are just enough out of way, they must leave there for the mosquitos, lil bro over there would have a heart attack

4 cups of coffee and 2 five hour energies

>>219690710
We should go back to killing gays. After all if you hate faggots you're homo"phobic".

WW3? hehe xD

>>219690618
My gf wanted a hampster but I told her fuck no. Those things are gross and dangerous. Fall asleep and the dam things crawl up your ass to lay eggs. Never letting one of those freaks in my house

New girl at work tried bringing a BBC in but we all complained until the manager made her take it home. Honestly some people have no common sense at all.

>>219690665
we dont need more hapas

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phwoar

excellent brekkieberg

>>219690718
Thats why I don't live in warm countries

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>>219690718
This is what appears to be a giant house spider in my basement. They make little sleeping bags during the day

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0YyefGmN1I

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Anyone fw this?

americans are gonna die lmao. LMAO

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This nibba's lost his dam marbles now. Spitting gibberish

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Schroedinger's Rikki

Gary's in Calgary right now lol

>>219690772
>he doesn't know
They come inside when winter hits. Or they make little web caves in the leaf litter. They're more noticable in warm countries because their active hours are a lot wider

those who bless israel will be israel and those that curse israel will be cursed

NEEDLES

>>219690806
No we aren't. Freedom never dies it lives on in the hearts of men. You cant kill america cause you cant kill freedom.

>>219690838
this. everyone that ever fucked with jews got destroyed.

>>219690838
kys evangelical

>>219690845
Nothing wrong or unmasculine about being afwaid of needles, chud

>>219690868
No I'm on your side

some people are allergic to spider bites. and there are arachnophobes. makes sense to not let someone have one at a job even if that guy is a bitch about it desu.

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>>219690808
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT

I CLENCH MY FISTS AND BEAT IT

I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT

I AM THE KOT I WORSHIP

>>219690854
the pharisees have come to destroy you. your response?

>>219690909
shikata ga nai my dude

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Canucks will probably get first round first pick this year

>>219690909
America cannot be destroyed because we are the greatest people in the whole world. We invented human rights.

me? i'm a transphobe. it's not fair to be trans near me, so please be aware of that and don't do it.

the chai knees century nears..

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>>219690972
*bothers u*

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>All across Europe for centuries during a time of low literacy, jews were accused of torturing Christian kids
>modern jews claim this was all invented despite occuring everywhere from England to Russia
Hmm....

>>219691019
That painting is awesome

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbbCi0w51r8

>>219691019
damn its like schizophrenia wasnt invented in 2015 o algo
>also every expulsion of jews happened right before the local lord needed a bunch of money to hire mercenaries how curious

>>219691019
I kinda like Epstein for the fact that he revealed that "blood libel" was just another phrase for the truth.

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>>219691053
Schizophrenia was invented in the 1930s

>>219691029
Jews called this painting anti-Semitic and tried to have the painter censured btw
>Art is meant to offend and challenge the sensibilities, that's why I made Piss Christ the focus of our gallery haha
>"Ok, here's a painting of Simon of Trent"
>NOT LIKE THAT GOY!!!!!!!!!

the american draft nears

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>>219690484
GIVE ME BACK MY HEAT YOU BASTARDS

But troops haven't even been moved into the region yet

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>>219691082
The jews are a traumatized people from being repressed for thousands of years. They're extremely neurotic and paranoid. They have a right to be distrustful, but we're expected to trust them. Not likely!

>>219691103
We'd never use the draft for Iran. That's reserved for China or Russia. Even then we'd probably just nuke each other before the draft anyway

If we have to be culpable for every time a random jew does something bad I guess every single white guy should have to answer for Albert Fish

I WALK ALONG THE AVENUE
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D MEET A GIRL
LIKE YOU, MEET A GIRL LIKE YOUUU

We have to support Trump. Yes, he's working with the enemy but there is probably a 5D chess reason.

>>219691161
It’s so fucking grim aggghhh

>>219691211
You killed Jesus!!

5D chess just flew over my house!

the ayatollah was in the epstein files. i bet you feel real silly for doubting trump now.

>>219691211
Kinda funny how all those random jews seem to know each other

AND IRAN, IRAN SO FAR AWAAAY
AND IRAN, IRAN ALL NIGHT & DAY
COULDN'T GET AWAY!

>>219691211
Getting awfully defensive here Schlomo, the Jews who tortured Simon were tried, justly convicted and died horrible deaths under torture. Exactly what they deserved. Nobody said all Jews had to be punished.

>>219691243
Famous jewish last name Pilate

>>219690949
corr cute kittingtonshire

>>219691259
nigga, I don't give a FUCK about aya whatever. I just don't support Jews and that's it.

theres nothing wrong with being jewish. being Israeli is another story

>>219691275
>I'm using poltard talking points word for word but i dont hate all jews
Ok

I was raped by trump in the summer of 92

>>219691281
He gave Jews a choice to spare Jesus or a criminal and the Jews chose to give Jesus the death penalty after begging the Romans to kill Jesus.

My name will get the number one draft pick

>>219691308
Ok but who actually executed him

>>219691301
Nah, I like Niels Bohr. Jews who did Blood Rituals deserved to be killed thoughbeit, thankfully many were.

>>219691309
Why did the word team auto correct to name

>>219691309
some folks 'r bawn

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>>219691318
The Jews

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>>219691345

>>219691356
This guy is gay

>>219691345
>Dang i'm pretty sure this guy is innocent
>Guess i'll ask the people that are angry with him about disrupting their religion what to do lol
??

Huh?

>>219691308
>>219691345
Jews didn't do it directly. They didn't perform crucifixion, and they had a ridiculously high burden of proof for imposing the death penalty.

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Israel bad

>>219691378
So brave

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>>219691369
>Matthew 27:24–25
>24 So when Pilate saw that he could do nothing, but rather that a riot was beginning, he took some water and washed his hands before the crowd, saying, “I am innocent of this man’s blood; see to it yourselves.” 25 Then the people as a whole answered, “His blood be on us and on our children!”
Jews wanted the blood on their children, take it up with yourselves.

>>219691374
Pontius washed his hands thoughbeit

the jews didn't kill jesus in the same way they don't use technology on sabbath

as an atheist all this desert religion nonsense seems so unbelievably retarded and pointless. that being said israel has a right to defend itself.

>>219691378
>You cant defend yourself because i'm mad i can't have sex
Ok

>>219691378
Agreed

>>219691374
See >>219691399

>>219691399
>He wuz a good pueri he dindu nuffin becuz he said he di-int
Ok

Wait was Trump actually serious on blocking trade with Europe's Mexico?

IT AIN'T ME IT AIN'T ME
I AIN'T NO REAL ESTATE DEVELOPER'S
SOOOOON YEAH

>>219691415
puer*

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corrrrrrrrr

>>219691402
i agree wholeheartedly

shit piss cum vomit

>>219691402
Jesus could have been a nice preacher but to be a real messiah everyone should have accepted him, he was a total alien in Japan for instance. This is what makes me doubt

>>219691378
>a week later, elmo was found dead in his room with 2 gunshot wounds to the back of his head. The coroners ruled it a suicide

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SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE

Dinner was tuna salad with celery and spicy mayo served over brown rice. Side of steamed carrots.

chuds and leftists seething you lost to see if. libs and neocons stay winning

Wish I wasn't married now that the lonely zoomer hoe population is finna spike

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>>219691474
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>219691474

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>>219691474

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>>219691474
you smoke that SHIT to escape reality
I AM reality!

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>>219691474

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I wish Jews were evil masterminds like /pol/ says. I just run the cheese slicer :/

>>219691474
):<

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crazy

you know how spinster would post here for hours? what do you think her butt smelled like afterwards from sitting and posting in /cum/?

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>>219691474

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>>219691474

>>219691556
based. NUKE IRAN

>>219691555
it's a sequel to Rocky Road To Dublin where the Irish protagonist goes to Liverpool...only now he's a mulatto, so it may be a multigenerational affair

>>219691584
shut your belligerent drunk ass the FUCK up,

>>219691592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ed9p_UBFCo
the midquel

It's pretty crazy how aggressive weed people get if you say anything even slightly negative about pot. They're the only addicts who do that. Even alcoholics and smokers know their addiction is bad for them, it's only potheads that get butthurt. Why is that?

A spider just broke into my house. I locked myself in the bathroom and told him he can take whatever he wants just don't hurt me or my wifes boyfriend. Why do we have to put up with this in a first world country?

>>219691592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXVnmL1Kvmg
that's a bad rendition, here's Ronnie Drew at the mic, god bless im

>>219691635
stoners are retarded

Imagine being one of those girls who started an onlyfans with your instagram handle towards the end of covid, making almost no money off it, then trying to scrub it off the internet but scrapper sites have your nudes permanently saved, and then complaining about losing social grace, friendships and relationships because of it. Incredible bit.

>>219691649
Any documented cases? Sounds kind of funny ngl

>>219691649
>losing social grace, friendships and relationships because of it
this doesn't really happen doebeit

>>219691648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St733RXSXpI

reading a book

AYO THIS NIGGA READIN

>>219691678
which book?

it's Mein Kampf

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>f5
>switch tab
>f5 f5
>switch tab
>make post
>open new tab
>switch tab
>f5
>

>>219691694
DON'T YOU FORGET

>>219691659
Why wouldn't it?

*Slaps my big belly*

damn it I'm GOING to get my floors redone in the next month, so help me god

>>219691694
Mi Lucha

>>219691734
are you a braphog?

>>219691698
jeet

>>219691753
Sometimes

>>219691760
goy

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>>219691720
If I see a troll, a flame, the tiniest backhanded insult, you're ringing George Washington's doorbell!

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>ywn know the true contents of another's heart

>>219691732
why would it? most normalfags don't care that much about stuff like that. if you don't tell anyone you had an onlyfans there's a vanishingly slim chance someone would find it let alone your whole social group caring about it.

>>219691798
this bitch dont bathe

>>219691698
They're desperately trying to make this stick

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Pour être libre donc, il faut être craint. Et pour être craint, il faut être puissant.

>>219691795
This movie was dumb af ngl

>>219691734
*slaps my normal belly*
Yep-puh

niggas be like
"AND THE BUTT!"

>>219691844
*slaps your butt*

>>219691543
just because you arent a satanic zionist billionare mastermind dont mean they dont exist

>>219691838
The blood is gratis!

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>>219691720

>>219691809
Did you mention the "same handle as your instagram" part? Like, it's among the page 1 google search results.

>>219691821
I took two baths yesterday

>>219691823
>>>/pol/529796384
this you?

screaming

>>219691895
No, I don't go to /pol/. This you?
>>219691567

people always look up to those lean dudes with giant muscles, those dudes are roided and will die soon, you should be looking up to the bloatmaxxed gut lords

>>219691879
that’s me
I surf to avoid the real world
I can never stop

>>219691912
no, an american made that post. are you blind, pal?

It's time to smoke this marijuana and play some video games

the dungeon was a success. three stalwart heroes succumbed in the fuckpits. leon the elf was impaled by skeletons, ron the fighter drowned in the vomitorium and riddler the fighter attempted to fight the cum beast and was trampled. arwen the cleric, denbo the fighter, and kutty the dwarf survived but arwen got a disease and is likely to die in 1d6 days if she doesnt get a cure disease spell cast on her.

>>219691821
i can fix her

>>219691934
indians tend to proxy

>>219691856
Most of them are white though

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Are you wasting your life waiting for it to start?

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>It's time to smoke this marijuana

>>219691960
Already have.

>>219691943
>Drowned in the vomitorium
How do you drown in an entryway

A jeet and a jew fighting? the absolute state of /cum/

>>219691960
I'LL BE WHAT I AM TANANANA
A SOLITARY MAN
A SOLITARY MAN

>>219691960
I can't stop getting friendzoned

not a big fan of carrots. i like them in a stew or pot roast, but just as a snack? nah.

>>219691879
I remember when the internet was safe for children. We used to call eachother faggotniggers and 360 noscope doritos with snoop

niggas be like
"this vegetable too spicy"

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Do Latinas age well? Assuming they don't get fat.

>>219691893
it wouldn't be on page 1. the original post implied that scrapers just go around pilfering all the pictures and videos and automatically uploading them but that's not how the leak sites work usually.
you can feel it's as likely as you want just let me know when you actually see it happen, i'll let you know if i ever see it happen.

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> Assuming they don't get fat.

>>219691977
there was vomit in it

>>219691994
you now remember your first beheading video

>>219692004
Something you can't assume

>>219692004
no, they have the scythe of time coming at them north west and east. you'd both be forty and people will be telling you what a good son you are taking your mother out in may.

>>219692024
>>219692012
What if she's petite and really into fitness and running

>>219691732
nobody cares
only boomers do and they're dying off

Starting to miss alcohol

I'm hoping linux distros will nope the fuck out of california's verification bullshit but some weedsmoking queerbag would end up making a compliant OS anyways

>>219691960
I'm waiting for black people to go extinct

>>219692034
Probably become a torta when she has kids anyways

creampie or cremepie?

>>219692004
Most people age pretty well now because they're not going outside as much and getting blasted by the sun's radiation. Or if they do they wear sunscreen,

>>219692091
Don't care, as long as it's in my asshole

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>>219692091
creamapi

>>219692107
no >.<

>>219692091
crèmepie

>Wherever I go, I must also mention California

>>219692115
>t. Anthony Kiedis

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>>219692124
North California is just Oregon and Washington with more taxes

>>219692124
Los Angeles is very fun and has lots of activities

>>219692124
Shasta McNasty!

>>219692057
Can’t wait for Friday to get some more
I stopped for like 5 months & started taking edibles instead & it was fun but holy fuck alcohol is truly the king

>>219692141
oregon is just california with more rain

>>219692145
like getting stuck in traffic on I-5

did nothing all day award

>>219692166
you were oreGONE!

>>219692166
same.

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RIP

>>219692159
>oregon is just california with more rain
California doesn't have enough rain

What's it like being a normal fag?

>>219692198
believe me, I'm aware

>>219692188
play stupid games win stupid prizes

>>219692188
RIP
Hope this special operation goes as well as is possible

this? its just my casio

>>219692188
fuck israel they did this

Pizza is so ubiquitous, it makes Italian cuisine the most popular in world.

>>>/adv/34308528

I feel bad for people who put things inside their bussy

>>219692166
I woke up at 2 AM and then worked almost 10 hours straight

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>>219692209
>spent a happy life in Oregon award

>>219692237
A cute bussy is never empty anon it's always filled with potential

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>>219692215
>Rolex?
>Caseeo

>>219692248
I spent like a week or so in Portland when my dad took me and my sister to visit his cousin

it was nice and southern oregon was beautiful

Casio is worn by Presidents, Terrorists, Billionaires and everyone in between.

>>219692230
>waging for 100k
It pretty gay how one day people'll be waging for JPY levels of digits

>>219692271
Yeah you can just pull off the road and walk into a logging trail thats the most beautiful forest you've ever seen surrounded by mists

>>219692248
Sometimes A Great Notion

Rolex watches are very nice pieces but do not really show any sort of sophistication.

>>219692215
found the marlin chad

for 100k? id do anything

>>219692306
t. no leads

>>219692310
even get a job?

>>219692319
for sure

>>219692317
t. no class

>>219692317
kek

heres that bussy i was telling you about >>219692314

>>219692329
even go through getting an education and certifications and networking that is required for such a job?

>>219692345
i cant do things that are impossible for me

>>219692334
and least I can close

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXs-_26razc

>>219692357
I don't work in sales why would I need to.

>>219692370
you see this watch? this watch is worth more than your entire syrup and beaver pelt industry put together

>>219692302
Exactly. It really does feel like the last zone of wilderness up there in the northwest

>>219692368
if i were a zoomer girl the image of Bill Ward in red tights on the cover of Sabotage would be my 'spirit animal'

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>>219692387
FUCK

>>219692370
Everything you don't have is because you can't close a sale

>>219692387
Like 17-20k

if that watch is worth more than my life youre saying its entirely justified for me to kill you and take the watch for myself

>>219692413
I have everything I want

Never got conservancy as a concept why don't we just pave over all the forests with asphalt and be done with it

the chad chuddha vs the virgin closer

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Just a simple man and his coffee. Waiting on breakfast.

who the fuck eats breakfast in the current year

>>219692456
we need forests for oxygen innit

Never going to slide my penis into a pussy
It simply won't happen not even at gunpoint

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>Never got conservancy as a concept why don't we just pave over all the forests with asphalt and be done with it

Today, I learned that an octopus has three hearts. Two of them are for pumping blood to the gills and the third one stops beating when the octopus swims, so they prefer to crawl along the sea floor. Humans only have one heart and a lot of us don't even use that one.

>>219692476
Just keep a personal tree for yourself like in a tank
Also oxygen tanks are a thing

Watching shows with momberg

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so this is finland

>>219692493
An octopus has 8 tentacles for 8 Japanese pussies

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>>219692482
reminds me of that gang of four album entertainment coz the album cover has the fing bout the cowboy befriendin'the indian to exploit him

excellent album

i actually slightly prefer the sound pioneered by public image but fink entertainment has much mre consistency in terms of songs and musicuanship

live at the.witch trials by mark e smuthj anudda good postpunk shout out

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>>219692460
>Chuddha, why does one experience unhappi-
>BROOOWN!

at gunpoint i could slide my penis into a vagina

>>219692493
Octopuses are super cool. Theyre so smart and good at camouflage. They have like a totally alien body to us.
>>219692496
What you watching?

>>219692523
woke up this morning, desperation A.M.

>>219692511
your average r9kcel

>>219692528
Jasonesque post

we are all incels here, in every thread, every board, on the entire website, its incels, we are legion

todays nightmare was that lego put out a new set that was literally just the casting couch bbc meme. it was called tuff bruv and it was smartbrick enabled. it cost $260 and for some reason it had a stormtrooper minifig.

Thoughts on multivitamin gummies

>>219692541
Trap house on Netflix it's cringe and I had to sit through a sex scene while I'm near her so that's awkward

>>219692541
fink youre actually finkin of cuttlefish not octopus

but who knows

>>219692574
>I had to sit through a sex scene
it cant be that bad

>>219692583
I'm a virgin so it's weird

Hitler was a sensitive man

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>>219692528
Shipping my son x your son

>>219692152
I'm not supposed to partake for a while.

>>219692592
imdb says the movie has no sex scene

>>219692593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4KJR4m1ZVg
Sethie boyyyy

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>>219692593

>posts fate
>is a faggot
how unsurprising

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>>219692574
I hate that lol. Its always just like ugh skipping through it would be more awkward but this is def too lewd
>>219692576
I thought Octopuses were good at camouflage too.

>>219692607
It has the main character going on a date and then going to the bedroom and making out in bed

>download random dating app
>get likes from mature milfs
>can't even see who it is unless I pay
I can't catch a break

>>219692621
Nothing wrong with being a faggot

>>219692635
online dating is useless unless you're gigachad or over 40

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>>219692651
What about international online dating

>>219692629
still pg 13 compared to idk fifty shades?

New

>>219692665

>>219692667
It's still awkward

>>219692658
That book gives licenses for rape and slavery nobody rakes that code seriously

>>219692651
Or gay

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>>219692226
they really nailed it. and you can gear it toward breakfast, which is a pre-requisite for me for any food. if it can't be ate at 7am, get it out of here! no steak-and-potatoes, no turkey dinners, none of that. but those double-packed personal pizzas... i think red baron used to make them? or maybe still do, i dunno, they're harder and harder to find though. and they were my favorite breakfast back when i used to work. i'll find a picture, hang on... these. man i miss them. so yeah, italy, thanks for another idea for us to master.