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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62VcQP5OmDo
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absolutely fucking despise dogs
dogmongs have no personality at all. you have to be a brain damaged retard to devote your life to a useless mutant.
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9/11 and covid are the only two happenings this century
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>>219714521
oh no we just live in the same hellscape
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>>219714667
brown hands etc
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me tink me gwan eat dat batty
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>>219714672
what about 2008
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>>219714623
my plan was like work for 2-3 years and save it all living at home then rent a cheap shitey caravan like trailer park boys but apparently the anti gypsy laws/housing industry make that too expensive to be worth it
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>>219714682
not a happening
things like that happen all the time (relatively speaking)
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>>219714687
i thought about that too, there are some caravan holiday parks where you can live there for most months and there’s only a few months where you can’t due to some retarded law. thinking about getting a nice ‘van and then retreating to parentbergs for those few months.
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i'll break your bones
with all the love i carry
keep you close
and one day we'll get married
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might live to 120
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Christina Hendricks in Mad Men
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corr
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>>219714724
looks like mars
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>>219714705
edited
that's a ripper
zoomers are these things
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>>219714724
The American West
True natural beauty
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Nervous wreck when she doesn’t message me for 12 hours me
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>>219714753
you are autistic
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poo
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grace bros, we won!
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>>219714724
I will go there someday :)
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mental how evil i really am
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>>219714753
what even is that from
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>>219714808
how so
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>>219714808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hong-6luQU
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>>219714808
are you also a resident?
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>>219714822
had a girlfriend
cheated on her with my friends girlfriend
convinced her to leave him for me then stopped talking to her
lmao
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>>219714814
metroid
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>>219714790
It's calling my name
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main thing is you just don’t worry
Don’t worry it will all be okay I’m gonna figure it out
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>>219714823
leave it on facebook, luv
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>>219714843
ok
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I can't have normal conversations with people. Not because i'm neurodivergent, but because i hate people
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:(
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>>219714839
explain this reference pls
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>>219714872
thank you for your support
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>>219714843
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>219714866
Don’t take him seriously anymore after he got battered in that boxing match by a bloke who isn’t even a boxer
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>>219714891
>0:35 seconds
ahah, good one.
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>>219714723
pornographic brain rot just triggered in my head like her name is my activation phrase
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>>219714905
you took him seriously before that did you
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>>219714866
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imagining all the fit sweaty girls in Phoenix and Las Vegas
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If Andrew Tate was used to convey food he'd be Andrew Plate
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https://youtu.be/BlWxKCq0d2k?si=1X2fPfpSgZ5BDNsQ
I'm fresh i'm fresh i'm fresh
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ive literally done nothing all week except browse the internet. no games, no music, no books, nothing. why do i get like this sometimes? it'd be easy to do literally anything else but i choose to brainrot myself
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>>219714940
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>>219714928
Well yeah kinda I used to be in hustlers university but that was when I was younger
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>>219714977
Mate that is literally what I’ve done everyday since I left school in 2018.
I’ve never had a job.
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https://youtu.be/q38I_ivrCbA?si=rHBjoC03ZIehuqpp
Bladee ^_^
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>>219714979
yikes
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get your fucking cock out
NOW
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>>219715002
ktim
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Just copped
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>>219714979
based retard
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>>219715005
>feat. filthy wog
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>>219715006
“Yikes” what are you a fucking faggot? Sound like my sister grow up dickhead
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>>219714977
Obviously isn’t easier is it
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>>219715041
ever fucked her arse?
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>>219715041
foy
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Teachers across Scotland vote for strike action over 'excessive workloads'
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>>219715056
can't talk about that anymore mate
starmer's orders im afraid
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is there any hope of doing anything in this country when you're a doompilled incel
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>>219715056
Grow up
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>>219715075
it's only for pornography
you can legally still fuck her arse
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>>219715073
must be hard them 12 weeks off a year
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>>219715023
that reminds me I haven't had a wank today and I don't feel like having one, is this it for me?
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https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/68124531/#68125560
The very first Titch post (and yes it was at 10:04pm)
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>>219715023
*blushes*
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>spurs one point above the relegation zone
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>>219714891
does he poison him
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Fuck it. Don't get it. It's doing my fucking nut in. Just going to whack the lot in Premium Bonds. Fuck it.
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>>219715139
/sp/ might like this post
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>>219715139
God I hope so
It's too good to be true though
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hate myself and I want to die aha
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going to stop banning me for non-existent abuse now mr 4chan?
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>>219715163
Just put 10% every month in an index fund
forget the rest
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>>219715139

money riding on the canes vs. canucks game tonight. not a lot, mind you. anyway, thanks for the reminder
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>>219715139
need 'arry Rednapp back wheelin and dealin
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>>219715200
get crouchey and kranjcar back
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>>219715139
and they have to play wolves who are unstoppable
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>>219715200
FACK OFF
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>>219715139
>levy leaves
>get relegated
apologise
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I am a pale, stoic, gothic vampire man from the tall forests of the northwest and i desire the warm embrace of a jovial brown woman from the desert or islands who has never known these cold vvinters....
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>>219715228
looks like a fucking vampire
fuck that shit
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im so crazyyyyy im putting the kettle on
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Might go and become a Catholic monk
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when you're ugly this is autism
when you're handsome it's respect
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Why aren't religions treated like football teams. Why is it all so serious.
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>>219715260
tl;dr
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>>219715254
Are you catholic
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>>219715260
ok rorke seems your getting annoyed over nothing
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>>219715139
literally don't know what this post means
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Defiant.
Audacious.
Sexy.
Brilliant.
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>>219715260
>grown man doesn't want to talk about sex with a 15 year old girl
>call it autism
You need help
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Took my prozac at night didnt i
Gonna not sleep now
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thought about entering priesthood quite often
don't really think i could live without posting awful, evil things on 4chan though
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>>219715260
She was getting groomed by Drake at the time so this makes sense
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>>219715296
Yh
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>>219715312
>nice girl: Anon, tell me about yourself! :D
>you: Why do you want to talk about my penis?

this is why you're a virge btw
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>>219715325
ktim
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>>219715326
drake is gay though
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>>219714682
Good year, that's when this album came out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5jcgJ3RNpo
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dim's dead
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why can't we see B2 stealth bombers on flightradar
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face hurts from smiling :)
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>>219715358
shit gay porn game
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>Kony2012
>Ice Bucket Challenge
>Clapping for RNHS
>BLM
>Declaring pronouns
>Net zero
>EDI
>All eyes on Rafah

What’s the 2026 meme going to be? International Law?
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why is every iranian that dislikes the regime vehemently pro-Israel?
why are those the two options?

bit weird
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>>219715344
She had the body of a little boy when she was younger
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>>219714946
They linked up
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>>219715390
they’re retarded
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>>219715386
monitoring the situation
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>>219715392
hmm
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I feel bad for them
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playing some 'verwatch
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>>219715392
did she have a willy?
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>hyper focus on Connecticut

we're Massachusetts now, nigga
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>>219715441
who do you main
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>>219715139
anti-semitic post, expect the police at your door mate
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3 things are certain in this world, death, taxes, and pointless global political protesting in Manchester
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henry cavill is me if i wasn't a hideous freak
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horny all the time
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>>219715440
funny that india withdrew in 1950 because they weren't allowed to play barefoot
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rover the limit
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>>219715478
where’d his arms go
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>>219715440
they qualify for every world cup
it's not like they get this one shot and then they're missing out for life

Would be a tad delish for UAE to be the benefactor of this given Iran is currently bombing the shit out of them
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>>219714712
Written in anon's blood
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>>219715465
Henry Cavill is me, I'm literally Henry Cavill. Hi /brit/, hope you enjoy my films and programmes.
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>>219715452
dva!
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>>219715452
junkrat
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>>219715499
>hope you enjoy
hope is a strange thing, isnt it?
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Anglicanism is defined as being both "Catholic and Reformed," representing a via media (middle way) that retains the historic episcopate, liturgy, and sacraments of the ancient Church (Catholic) while adopting core Protestant theology regarding scripture and justification (Reformed). It is essentially a Reformed Catholicism that seeks to adhere to early church traditions, or "back to the sources," rather than medieval Roman innovations.

Key aspects of this identity include:
Catholic Identity: Retains the historic three-fold ministry of bishops, priests, and deacons; uses the Book of Common Prayer for liturgy; and holds to the Real Presence in the Eucharist, often valuing the sacraments as central to worship.
Reformed Theology: Primarily expressed in the Thirty-Nine Articles of Religion, emphasizing justification by faith alone, the supremacy of Scripture, and rejection of papal authority and later Roman dogmas.

Historical Context: The English Reformation sought to remove Roman abuses while retaining the essential character of the Western Latin Church. The resulting tradition often balances the "high church" (Anglo-Catholic) and "low church" (Evangelical/Reformed) perspectives.

Therefore, Anglicanism does not see itself as creating a new church, but reforming the existing English Church to align with both ancient apostolic practice and Reformation doctrine.
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>>219715499
hi Henry. I dont think you're a good actor
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>>219714785
Dumping Grace stocks, Sherry stonks to the MOON
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>>219715531
Shit tier.
Just become a Catholic. Less pozzed nonsense.
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Any lads who have fucked it and for whom it is over for the likes of in?
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>>219715556
not a lad but yh
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>>219715556
maybe
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>>219715499
Hi Henry. I also grew up in Jersey (Gorey). How did you find life in Jersey?
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Got the anxious attachment
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>>219715576
greta looks different
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>>219715556
desperate time, desperate measures. things can change.

>realistically
yeah, realistically im fucked.
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>>219715139
Mwad ting
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>>219715556
...yh
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>>219715556
yea me
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>>219715584
It was lovely.
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Iranian school girls sheltering in prayer hall killed in Israeli double tap strike
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>>219715605
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>>219715507
good lad

>>219715523
bad lad
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can you just reply to me already
i'm fucking sorry for being mean to you
i miss talking to you
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>>219715608
Is that a paper container of loaded tater tots?
*drools*
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nth for the baddiedem
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keep getting adverts to join the military on my phone, they must be seriously desperate for recruits
might just do it, got fuck all else going on, and if they let me in despite my somewhat advancing age and history of involuntary psychiatric admittances then surely that's a problem for whatever tit is at the helm of the targeted advertising algorithm
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>>219715636
>leaving Salah
on the bench?
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>>219715556
Alri
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>>219715440
Oh no, the World Cup? The ultimate tournament of men kicking the ball? Iran will be so sad about this, oh noooo!!!
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>>219715636
>Leaving Salah
I guess his wife better not leave him then
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>>219715636
Arne Slot one of the biggest sinners of all time
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want my money on the double
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>>219715440
Just need to hold out at let the Yanks embarrass themselves and generate yet more generational hatred for Pissrael
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>>219715640
in the off chance you get recruited and end up serving, be sure to keep us updated with your battlefield experiences
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*shirks arrogantly*
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watching videos of sex
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>>219715640
Posting here disqualifies you on grounds of insanity
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>>219715712
Blessed
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>>219715699
Im ordering chinese
>>219715712
>>219715719
>>219715733
>>219715735
Im ordering chinese and i will eat it and get sick
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>>219715657
>>219715685
Leaving Salah (prayer) is considered a form of kufr (disbelief) and a major act of disobedience based on authentic Hadith, which state, "The covenant that distinguishes between us and them is prayer; so whoever leaves it, he has committed Kufr". Scholars distinguish between denying the obligation of prayer (which is major kufr) and neglecting it out of laziness, which some consider minor kufr or severe transgression.
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>>219715719
i don't bloody think the online safety act allows it!
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>>219715640
Turns out people don't want to join armies that routinely prosecute their own soldiers for following orders
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doomsday clock just moved
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>>219715741
Didn't ask did I
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>>219715694
yes sir
>>219715733
you'd think so, but first i'd like to retort and let you know that if we were in a 90s high school right now i would be stuffing you in a locker and stealing your lunch money right now
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*moves the doomsday clock back, cleverly averting the crisis*
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>>219715756
reddit clock
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>>219715712
Protestants deserve death
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Iran on the ropes
Leftypol seething, and subsequently coping
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got the tunes on
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>>219715765
Can see you in the reflection fatso
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when it is gonna get warm
sick of this bloody winter shite
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who is he talking to
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gfberg's named charlotte but it's a bit of a slaggy name so i call her butthead
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>>219715797
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>>219715779
>most kind and sane papist
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>>219715754
Imagine killing a major terrorist and being accused of murder because he was running to a shelter where he’d be better placed to shoot you at some point in the far future by men far lesser than you
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>>219715801
ever kiss her on the lips?
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>>219715795
it was warm today
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>>219715807
sorry but you all deserve the rope
henry the 8th was a fucking freak and you've all fallen so far from the teachings of the Bible that you're basically atheists now.
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getting the potato spinach curry started, windows open, breeze rolling in, feeling terrific
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>>219715810
no, we're saving ourselves for marriage like
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>>219715766
With what, your pencil arms? More bone than tissue on those maaate
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>>219715765
need white LED bulbs everywhere around that church
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>potato spinach curry
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>>219715819
not warm enough
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Okey
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>>219715834
White light needs to be banned. Warm yellows and oranges are always the superior choice
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>>219715821
Enjoy your communist pope lmao
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>>219715795
One day I will move to Phoenix in the USA. Pic related is their current weather in early March. In the summer, every day is in the high 30s or low 40s
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>>219715833
bro do you even lift?
i prayed to thor once to get a bench PR and it unironically worked, you snownigger types really do seem to like your mead, which was hard to find in an aussie bottle-o it must be said
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>>219715869
CWLTSHC
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>>219715781
please enlist so you can die for pissrael
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sad to report that i'm stone out of bevvies
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>>219715858
based
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>>219715884
>pissrael
youre so cool and edgy. awesome word play broski
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right i've just opened and saved that picture before realising that woman has a winky
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what was it
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>>219715865
cor. love it
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is "feeling mint" a posh english thing or does everyone say it
>>219715841
?
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got a tinder date lined up tomorrow night, told her i have a job so i'm at least guaranteed a feel of her tits
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>>219715860
the leader of the anglican church is an islamophile.
you are recording an unprecedented decline in church membership. you allow faggots and trannies to be priests.
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crash report to KDE sent
they doth open it soon pray tell
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>>219715913
woman wearing christmas lingerie holding up a present while she has her fully erect penis out
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>>219715779
t. converted 5 months ago
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>>219715926
nothing, really.

>curry

sounds like trash
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>>219715946
a Christmas post? In march?
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>>219715926
"Mint", meaning "good", is not a posh thing in England. It's more of a working class thing.
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>>219715950
truth nuke
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potato spinach curry lad when do i add the coconut milk
>>219715951
trying to make it for the first time
i'll let you know
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>>219715867
I regularly bench press 5 x 200 ibs and jog about 4 miles each week.

yeah? Think I am bending you like a tahitian pretzel.
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>>219715970
send pics if possible x
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>>219715943
More of an LXQt guy myself
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>>219715950
>>219715969
Not an argument. However I converted over a year ago. If you really had conviction you could argue your points properly rather than trying to use ad hominem.
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fuck the so called special relationship
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>>219715987
not a debate club you enormous virgin
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>>219715998
i accept your concession.
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might kill myself
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>>219715998
raped that clown
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>>219716010
don't do that
i love you
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>>219716015
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most of you lads are such sadacts, when are you going to grow up?
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>>219716046
would've sent the bitch a box full of dog poo
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>>219716056
bit close to the bone this post
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>>219716046
int that whats her name that plays for England
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>>219716056
when the blank hits the fan
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>>219716046
how long before she needed to get a restraining order i wonder
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Book Rec!
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>>219716065
Disingenuous for flags like Bermuda or Jamaica to be on this
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>>219716106
pisces
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>>219716046
looks like the zoomer girl from doctor who
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>>219716106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3atHl2PncB4
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>>219715998
raped him to death
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ZOG media machine in overdrive
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>>219716046
:)
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The entire economy has to be nationalised
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why are converts always the biggest nutters
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mental how my ex sent me loads of letters
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if you aren't born into believing it then religion is really just schizophrenia. same with supporting a football club. if you weren't supporting a particular club from birth then why on Earth are you suddenly supporting them now
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how do you lose to 10 men
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>>219716183
victorian ahh
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>>219715987
I'm Catholic too and I like the zeal but you should be tasteful if you're trying to save souls, and if you aren't trying to do that then dont bash people for no reason while representing the faith
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FONT
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mental how my ex sent me loads
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>>219716234
she was never even my actual gf, btw. And the letters were to get me to unblock her.
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um
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why did they stop making rhythm games like guitar hero
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I didn't believe in God until like 6 months ago now I can't imagine him not existing
I should really start going to church
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>>219716238
i don't get it
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Just seen some pony content outside /mlp/
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>>219716252
woke ate it all up
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I'm off to bread good white
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>>219716252
made too many in a short amount of time
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Underrated fetish: premature ejaculation
Scene feels so much more real when it happens
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chipped my tooth now have to deal with toothacheberg until dentiststein can get me an appointment sometime in the next two weeks ffs
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Ghostbuster (1884)
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>>219716316
forgot to turn on your vpn
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>>219716260
youre lucky in britain you've got really beautiful ones
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pasta bake in the oven and it's lush
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>>219716319
if it's painful then you should push them to get you in sooner. tell them you're in a lot of pain
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>>219716347
rasheed
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Might go to maccies
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>>219716365
sounds lovely. what's in it?
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>>219716365
ziti?
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>>219716252
Zoomers don't have rhythm. They're autistic.
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>>219716209
massive trvke
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um um um
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right that's a bent webm
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>>219716401
kys
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>>219716379
>>219716384
lumaconi
beef
onion
tomato
spinach
mozzarella
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getting ready for the new !!
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bit on the gay side
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>>219716414
why don’t you? not like a rancid pedo like you has anything to live for
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>>219716425
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fucking a pringles can
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>>219716417
nice. had to google lumaconi and now i want to cook with it
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>>219716440
>>219716440
>>219716440
new
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get that new made
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not so sure about that jew one
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right get a proper new made
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>>219715657
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>>219715688
KEK loved all of these lol
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>>219715978
sorry to hear about your ibs but i fail to see how that is in any way indicative of your upper body strength

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