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https://greenparty.org.uk/about/our-manifesto/a-fairer-greener-welcome/

>We welcome the contributions that migrants and refugees make to British society. We want to be welcoming, promote social cohesion and support migrants to put down roots.

>Green MPs will push for:

>An end to the hostile environment.
>An end to the minimum income requirements for spouses of those holding work visas.
>Safe routes to sanctuary for those fleeing persecution.
>The dysfunctional Home Office to be replaced with a new Department of Migration, separating this function from the criminal justice system.
>An end to immigration detention for all migrants unless they are a danger to public safety.
>Abolition of the ‘no recourse to public funds’ condition that exacerbates social, economic, and racial inequalities.
>Those seeking asylum and protection to be permitted to work while their application is being decided.

pungent farts the night x

>>220706229
yeah we saw it in the last thread pal x

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rorkes granddad

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sue

>>220706240
and leftypols grandad

>>220706240
yeah we saw it in the last thread pal x

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rorke's trim

artemis rocket is almost back!

>>220706220
Would ngl

>>220706252
why did he do it

>>220706276
Sad cat is sad :(

>>220706276

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>>220706276 -

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>>220706205

*does a gay porn dance*

>>220706321
If you post this stupid cunt one more time I'm going to do something really nasty.

wanks have been feeling a lot better lately and I know exactly why but still won't acknowledge it to my detriment

The other night I mistakenly started working on my pc while it was still running. I decided to continue, hoping I'd get an electric shock and die so my parents would discover my corpse in the morning

https://x.com/Tessadunlop/status/2042974398651449598
Well said Peter!

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>>220706385
Peter is such a fucking boring and insufferable cunt. I wish he had died instead of Based Christopher.

*does a gayer pornier dance*

not to sound racist but black people aren't very bright are they

Is it wrong to watch porn on Orthodox Easter if you're not jacking off to it yet?

>>220706405
chris was a fat cunt wrong about everything political but mongs think he is smart because he had a posh accent and pointed out god isn't real.

>>220706408
im thinking this is the post

>>220706405
Like Peter. Been listening to his new podcast and his interrupting is world class.

>>220706432
>chris was a fat cunt wrong about everything
He was right about most things. He was calling out the problem of mass-immigration and Islamic ghettos in the UK as far back as 2007.

>>220706405
Christopher was a bag of parlour tricks, a true midwit.

>>220706443
He'd have you considered you a fascist idiot.

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>>220706364

>>220706425
curious how the most successful of them are mulattos

>>220706443
he was a marxist that went full thatcherite, he supported the war in iraq and licked blair's arse. he was awful but he had a posh accent and got put into hitchslap compilations so mongs love him.

https://x.com/SundaeDivine/status/2043394056126861652
corrrrr

i wasn't even racist until i actually interacted with them

>>220706467
He never "went Thatcherite". He literally always maintained that he was a Marxist right up until his very last public appearances before he died. Supporting the Iraq War isn't an inherently "right-wing" thing (In fact, Peter once debated him about it and called Iraq a "stupid leftist war" that Christopher was biased to support).

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>>220706477
sc

>>220706500
brap

morning lads

>>220706500
Scrowling at that fat lard ass

>>220706477
>>220706500
Lucky bastard marine
I want to grab daddy trumps butt. it lush

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rizz

time to kick out catberg so l can sleep peacefully

Leyla Morgan was the one I was looking for for years. Thought she just had a kid or something and became Rose Wood. Like Rose Wood but I'm in love with Leyla Morgan. When it's time I expect the AGI to simulate her as a late-in-life wife. Optimistic again today. Feel like I'm doing Easter wrong though.

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this is a society

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>£19 in my bank account
>46
>NEET for entire adult life
>no high school or college education
>dropped out of school in 8th grade
>never worked
>haven't left the house in 15+ years
>never had a job
>can't drive
>no skills
>0 connections outside family
>morbidly obese
>alcoholic
>5'2"

Mum said I have to be out of the house by the beginning of May. I have no idea what I am going to do. will I be homeless bros?

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>>220706572
*reads this post*

>>220706432
God is real, thoughbeit.
So another thing the fat cunt was wrong about.

>>220706544
looking like some shit i would make in spore

>>220706605
Why do rightoids love AI slop so much?

feeling misanthropic and furious

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the greatest Australian minds of the 21st century

>>220706630
Here's something. It's because certain kinds of conservatives are natural idealists, building fantasy future and heaven. Lefties are fixated on using the state to build boring shit. And war crimes and stuff. And animal rights. And slaves.

i'm a raped goy

Mental how the only thing separating Jimmy Page from being thought of the same way as Gary Glitter is one likes girl about 3 or 4 years of age older than the other.

think its become way too acceptable to mock people for how they look, just no excuse for it

getting downvoted on reddit :(

>>220706754
no gold for you

>>220706705
That's not mental and you're a pedo.

No I don't agree with what I said. Depends on if you're talking about the average politcoid. The difference at one point I thought I noticed, the average leftist = no idea how any system works or where their food comes from. Same for the other side but conservatives are likelier to form when someone really gets to know a system and how it works/how it can't work. Forgot the prompt.

should I get a packet of salt and vinegar chips or a box of shapes

>>220706732
i know what you mean, its getting very weird the way people are treating others. like theyre not real just npcs on the internet. sharing pics of dms because the other guy said something weird etc too tired right now to explain in a way that makes sense

>>220706792
chips
me though id go to the asian aisle at the shops and get a weird drink

>>220706793
No lad, I know what you mean. Getting tired of how horrible everyone's getting.

>>220706792
>>220706809
*takes posession of a kangeroo and rapes the pair of you*

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Be kind of cheeky to fuck him up the arse though wouldn't it

>>220706821
ok ..
i Will fuck

his Arse !!

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>>220706787

>>220706834
Must be loads of smooth little Asian twinks in your country. I rarely see them here, just fat Latinos and blacks on apps

your problem is that none of you dream to imagine

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how will this go over?

>>220706775
And how does the actions of Jimmy Page and Gary Glitter make ME a pedo? Go on idiot, explain yourself.

>>220706863
when prayer becomes your habit
miracles become your lifestyle

>>220706821
maybe if he put on a dress or something

>>220706793
Everything that used to be private like gossip or joking or horsing around or jacking off or hotgluing an anime figurine is fully public now often enough and everyone's ratting on everyone. Applying village social tech to the online-offline hypermatrix. Everyone knows everyone's got an online version of themselves but we police each other like we don't.

>>220706893
34 going on 17

>>220706875
take a guess

>>220706885
You're thinking about how glitter got treated as a nonce for fucking 6 year olds while Page liked 12-15 year old girls and that somehow saved him? Only a pedo is thinking about that.

>>220706893
Eli Roth?

>>220706809
good post
>>220706819
even gooder post

Because we have to. Because offline world can't function if we unleash the porn comment versions of ourselves at work or at the bakery or call each other fat and gay. NYC can work that way maybe but, yeah NYC can work that way I think.

pressure valve theory is nonsense

>>220706893
nonce

>>220706929
what theory is that

i had sex back in '03, aint all its cracked up to be let me tell you
the smells alone, think twice before you get sold a bill of goods

would anyone like to get into bed with me x

>>220706911
How does pointing out that Jimmy Page got a pass because his girls were a few years older make me a nonce? It’s an astute observation imo.

And every single human being with internet access has had something horrid said to them that only people in huge cities where they can look the abuser in the eye had ever had said to them by a stranger. That creates the illusion that everyone is shielding an inner cunt when you see them in person. And they are. Let me tell you. Yes they are. Point being.

>>220706970
aye will you help me warm up my cold tootsies x

>>220706630
One of the biggest questions of our time. I don't know whether it's merely the convenience of turning a rambling paragraph written in their internal mental language into an image that's inherently communicable on an LCD basis (though which lacks intentionality in the construction of the image beyond the rambling of the unseen prompt).
Or whether it's a more elaborate psychology where an image has more reality to them than it would have to other kinds of people. It's observable that AI slop is treated less critically by gen x and older, not millennials and zoomers. It's not like they were commissioning deviantart painters to draw this kind of shit for no other reason than that they could... but just because they can shit out these images, WHY would they do so? What does it add?

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the desk as it were

>>220706996
>What does it add?
as much as your wall of text x

>>220706974
Because literally no one else thinks about glitter and page and makes that connection besides someone interested in the type of children glitter was abusing.

im taking my dick public at two nickels per share

funeral food be so good i forget who tf died bruh

>>220707028
funeral sex (but not with the corpse this time haha x)

um

>>220707028
skskskk skul

>>220706996
Probably just more incredible to them than it is to younger people. But that part about an image having more reality to them, was trying to get at that earlier, that's part of it too on average. More conduct and image within broader ancestral culture and long-term reputation focus than on the left on average, have tools where they can easily show what it is they're trying to build or aim toward. I'm COMPLETELY full of shit by the way.

Fun House mogs Raw Power

Anybody here been to Vietnam?

>>220707053
Couldn't agree more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHgfy-OKi30

>>220707077
what
a
tune

Mental how good music used to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwwUeGXe2wo

>>220707092
So true
https://youtu.be/tHOK87ozcho?si=xp2VALdhhqGkH3gr

>>220707076
went when i was 14. my uncle took me to a brothel

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I'm sly and I'm shameless
Nocturnal and nameless

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>>220707123

>>220707111
When CIA decides to unleash the full 60s revival when the Tom Holland Beatles book comes out, I'm going to bust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNilmUzcB0s

>>220707118
how many gooks did your uncle smoke in the jungle?

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G9DNx7xIIc

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Morning lads

my grandad shot a chinese fella in the korean war

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>>220707142
he was a helicopter gunner so i reckon a lot

my grandad bayoneted a kraut but it was after the war and over an end table at a jazz bar

>>220707162
my grandpa said they used them as sandbags in korea

>>220707168
your uncle must have balls as big as an irish broads ass

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the /brit/ meet up

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she's right about everything

>>220707138
>When CIA decides to unleash the full 60s revival when the Tom Holland Beatles book comes out
Can you elaborate please

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>>220707192

>>220707223
lov her

>>220707188
he was a complicated man

IT'S MONDAY

>>220707252
been monday for 14 hours mate

i need a hot office romance to spice up my life

>>220707269
meet me in the broom closet at noon then

am smelly

i havent had sex in over a year

>>220707278
um

>>220707300
I'll wear my thong just for you

it's so cold

i’m still sick for fuck SAKE it’s been more the a bloody WEEK now fucking HELL

>>220707327
you have been haunted by the draugen

>>220707298
Mad how nobody is called "Jim" or "Jimmy" anymore.

Used to be the most common nicknames for any man named James, and now they've just totally vanished off the face of the planet except for memes.

What changed?

>>220707349
have a mate at work we call jimbo

I'm obsessed with women's arses and I cannot but admit that I prefer them big, a little disproportionate even, but with enough thigh flesh that they don't look ridiculous.
Could just kiss and kiss a bountiful cheek for hours at a time and rest my head on it and sleep. I fantasise about a buttock so ample that my head doesn't even touch the glute muscles when pressed upon it.

>>220707348
got to be some sort of curse of easter, it all started on the day of jesus’ resurrection

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLE_PvJ5mY

>>220707327
are you taking vitamin D and zinc?

>>220707349
jimmy garner

>>220707376
the gods are trying you because you are their strongest swedoid

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>>220707372
they're good aren't they

>>220707402
Asian women growing thick bunda means the end of white women. Inshallah make it so.

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:)

>>220707382
been quite sunny here so caught some of it directly up me bunghole for a vit-d boost
>>220707397
makes sense to me

>>220707419
Howl

getting a headache
not good!

>>220707297
it's time brother
>>220707426
Good, take some zinc also, what is your sickness?

>>220707450
a really stubborn cold or something
coughing, sore throat, stuffed nose, headache, lethargic - the lot really

My cousin's gay friend lives with his ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, and his current boyfriend.

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>>220707419
Why Raylin I do believe your father has done you.

playing with my willy and thinking about kissing boys x

and it was he who was his own cousins gay friend

I'm my own cousin.

>>220707499
ktim

>>220707471
That sucks, hope you feel better soon.

>>220707492
Imagine the smell

>>220707492
Tired, smells of 2019 sorry babes
>>220707507
THIS is what we want yes dear, now this is what we'll make a movie about and win the Oscar

>>220707419
screm

Meet the translesbian ketamine dealers of Venezuela, next VICE

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>>220707168

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don't have anything to say

>>220707565
this is what i look like when my truecel rage activates

>>220707549
he said he never killed any women

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>>220707560

meet the trans black lesbian inverted double gay midget jellyfish that fucks itself next on prime ministers questions

>>220707579
odd looking duck

>>220707584
lol

>>220707578
but the children tho..

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I gotta pack all my bags and shit, I don't want to leave.

thought sufjan stevens was a christian but then i heard that he is a gay

Got the sniffies on might meet a lad in a carpark and have him throat around on my schmeng

>>220707655
comfy

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>>220707656
i can't believe this guy is 50

should i run outside and jump in the canal?

>>220707698
...nh

>>220707684
Every bottom seems to like this guy a lot

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the reads

tax day is april 15. have you filed?

>>220707713
battyboy

>>220707727
paying tax is a tarq activity

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>>220707713
luv penguin

>>220707734
everybody pays taxes

>>220707749
aftre reading the republic i realised plato was a moron

good god i feel rough af

>>220707772
lol

>>220707713
Someone recommended fathers and sons to me. What's it about?

>>220707779
even if you get money back you still have to file to get those tax credits

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>>220707673
Extremely comfy, spent time with my uncle (grandpas bother) who is 78, guy seems like a spring chicken, his mind is so sharp and seems like he's not checked out at all, probably because he works on the yard and the house all day. Got to eat some fresh carrots from his garden, very delish.

>>220707824
there's no way this is real

>>220707749
got that exact five dialogues book

got a very gurgly tummy

*starts gay pornily shadow boxing*

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>>220707579
phwoar

good duckworth-kittingtonshire diss

Drank 5 pints on Friday and still hungover today

might become a bog body

>>220707419
kek dunno why diss so funny coz its not

>>220707942
Had 3-4 beers yesterday and I'm farting up a storm.

any supports palastine action man in?

>>220706581
shagged her

not a big fan of what caesar did to gaul

>>220707875
you do not appear to understand the difference between declared and undeclared income

>>220706445
>>220706435
both morons

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AND ENGLANDS DREEEEAMING

>>220706405
Hitchens was good friends with Irving and considered him on of the best historians on WW2...peculiar

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is this ai?

>>220707968
he were nice to tribes who were nice to him though

>>220708022
He looks Irish diaspora. See a lot of those looking guys with tattoos and hates black people, got a black girlfriend and listens to rap music.

>>220708034
i'm part irish
listen to rap music mostly but can listen to other stuff
all my gfs have been at least part black
dont know what it is that attracts us to each other.

reading a complete mess of a thread about diaper fetishism on /tv/

>>220708022
me in the back trying to hide

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>>220708079
one of the euphoria threads i reckon?

>>220708008
He defended his right to publish his books but there's an article where he said he came over for dinner one time and then wasn't invited back. Was making Jew jokes with Hitchens' ethnically Jewish family or something like that. Pretty sure he has aspergers.

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>>220708022

feeling absolutely feral
saw a photo of skyler white and immediately thought about her sitting on my face

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>>220708152
compared to the real...

another day of gently flirting with the slightly chubby zoomer lass at toil on the cards

Sir Rory McIlroy

>>220708217
tornado in texas?

>>220708183
Flirting for fun is fun

never understand why people go to Africa on holiday not even Egypt or Morocco I mean like Tanzania or somewhere proper Africa I know they have safaris there but still it cannot be worth the risk

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>>220708244
the risk of what? getting eaten by a lion?

>>220708261
a friends family nearly got robbed and raped at gun point in south africa by a known kidnapping gang. they also went on a safari

>>220708244
i know a girl who went to volunteer in africa and she got raped

oh DARLING i simply MUST inspect how those little mud hut negros live for myself and shoot an elephant with a canon darling

>>220708183
>slightly chubby zoomer lass
Send her my way!

leftypol scoffing at the very idea that third world countries are dangerous because they are filled with third worlders

>>220708275
did they yeah

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well i've been to botswana and it was absolutely mint and the people were lovely

>>220708322
yeah they did it happened to the group that came after them. idk if you know this tarquin but south africa is a dangerous place

no need to arse he's a pooth opoorator
pooth opoorator

>>220708322
Course not mate
South Africa is NOT known for its robbing and raping

>>220708347
im sure the country that invented flamethrower cars is totally chill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yuFfrbyX6g

>>220708322
done that lying twerp

that's it no more bank holidays until christmas now

right wing diet niggas be like: eat burgers and ice cream and take 3 month rests to maximise hypertrophy

>>220708389
Got summer holidays soon

>>220708389
what about may day and may bank holiday and late summer bank holiday

>>220708389
Oh man. That's a sha- wait a minute...

>>220708406
well yeah but other than those

wank holiday

>>220708424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSlb1ezRqfA

>>220708429
hip hop if it was good

why do these banks need holidays all the time like they work so hard

>>220708429
wanking is my city

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smiling friends
funny

>>220708429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMA_iZ7effY

>>220708490
smiling friends
CANCELLED

toil
not funny

>frost in the middle of April

Sick of it

>>220708516
sideshow bob glow up?

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vgq33lP0a0s

>>220708562
this actually goes hard wtf

>>220706229
is this supposed to be bad

feel like adolf hitler

How come hitler had that wacky moustache

>>220708634
attention seeking

i see rory won again being from the same place ill be claiming that as a personal victory of course i basically won it myself you see

>>220708634
lipmogging the 'stachecels

rorke shagging the washing machine

bro said rorke shagging the washing machine

rorke getting his beer gut stuck in the washing machine
leftypol eating his exposed boypussy

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>>220708289
you stay the FUCK away from her

>>220708671
>>220708691
creasing

>>220708671
I shagged a hole in the recliner when i was 14. Could have jackhammered pavement at that age.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf0nNM692vU

Mousey And The Bandit

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Look at this beauty

it takes poo to make a thing go right

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crassus mogged

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rorke shagging Mei Wei while the 47 pages of poetry leftpol sent her stays unread

>>220708734
do you have anything more attractive

>>220708696
ohnowotlol

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feeling rather whimsical and silly today

>>220708738
leftypol only uses his bussy for political means

>>220708751
Don’t think that exists fella

>>220708734
corr bet it would feel good to do a sex in her

>>220708734
Why did black girls stop doing their hair like this they all just wear blonde wigs nowadays

was thinking i might post a very suggestive pic of me sucking on an ice lolly, but as a laugh haha

Can we post Reggies here? :P

>>220708757
He's fighting patriarchy with that gyat

>>220708795
Go on

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>>220708796
yes m8

>>220708796
you may post regis (pokemon)
no gay mice

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>>220708803
ran out of ice lolly :(

>>220708831
Clean your nails dickhead

7 more hours.. sleep 1 .. sleem ..

flopping my willy around

>>220708828
howling

>>220708828
What's funny about this

some fucking animal has the circular saw going at 7.52am

>>220708850
>>220708850
>>220708850
:P

yeah. probably a waste of time moving to that one

>>220708862
rouse that mouse and make a new new anew

mad that the united kingdom was only created in 1801. we're celebrating our 250th anniversary this year