i dont think the mice are allowed

ymnptm

Post the Reggies
Post the Alex Jones
Post the Peters

There's actually no mention of the mice or the peters or the dragons in the rules

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Do you like art? I like art. Thinking of getting something like this for my wall

It’s just a cute mouse! xP

>>220708890
i thought it was an ad hoc rule of thumb style situation

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there has always been the spirit of reddit

So Hungary is gonna be flooded by jeets now? Grim

>>220708922
the people yearn for late night booze and alcohol delivery services

>>220708922
Peter Hungary is more against immigration than Viktor Orban was lol. He said migrants were eating the zoo animals. Also Orban was best buds with Modi.

>>220708908
bit gay

>>220708908
why not just get a big poster that says I'M GAY

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Might get onto the housing ladder

>>220708908
why putting your shoes and socks on before your pants and trousers so zesty

Arise Sir Carl Benjamin aka Sargon of Akkad

>>220708945
>>220708950
lol. It’s not a gay picture. It’s a lad who’s just come home from a run, torn his sweaty clothes off and is taking his trainers off before he jumps into a hot shower. I like running and the end when you do that feels amazing

>>220708943
Netanyahu too.

>>220708958
I think it’s after the run - he’s taking them off

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Angela Rayner has a Wario

Have you parents ever intimated that they want grandkids?

>>220708831
hmm.. slight clubbing of the nail.. prominent lunula and recessed eponychium likely from picking.. leukonychia on the proximal nail from repeated trauma.. clubbing could be swelling.. unlikely to be true digital clubbing unless its present on every digit.. this user habitually picks their nails and likely works a job that exposes them to repeated trauma of the nail.. yes its all becoming clear

Have you ever felt ZESTY? I’m 100% STRAIGHT but at the moment I’m feeling mincey. I’m feeling randy. I feel like prancing around Soho at 4am. OMG babes xx

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*shoots u*

>>220709009
they have some already

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chabpt chatgbt is we getting an election

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yak

the disdain i get from catberg sometimes. ungrateful cunt. swear i walk in the room sometimes and its like his face is "this fucking guy again"

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Gout gout

>>220709128
SCREEM

>>220708982
and you're a shit-stabber just coincidentally, right?

>>220709120
nothing wrong with it

>>220709128
this has to be edited surely

Damn it’s this ugly cunt again. Just give me the food and fuck off

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>>220709156
Nah. He's the fastest teenager on earth

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>>220709156

>>220709164
>>220709167
he looks like a [BLANK]

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>>220709185
Yes? Go on then

>>220709120
i tried to do this with grok but you have to pay now

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is it too early for one of these i'm hungry

https://vocaroo.com/1d1refVmckSi

Get down Sanford Lane

i'm ravenous

>>220709009
Somewhat conspicuously they have never mentioned at all the fact that I'm a 33 year old man who has never been in a relationship or a date or any of that stuff.

>>220709284
It's never too early. Looks yummers

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>>220709009
Dad's dead and me mum's given up on me.

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>>220709292
breakfast first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG2lyr85i00

>>220709346
It lush and I mean lush

mad how my life has went the exact same way as when i try to play strategy games. I start badly and then I don't know how to fix it

>>220709133
lol, I’m not gay at all. Just admire the human body at work, rest and play is all

if you think about it all the principles that mark cuckerberg uses to keep you scrolling are the same that the city and politicians use to keep you in the city staring at art galleries and shops and that. so when you tell someone get off their phone touch grass etc it's really just out of the frying pan into the fire

not really no

15 stone bracket all the way

there she goes
there she goes again

>>220709432
i've never been to an art gallery in my life

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>>220709382
That's nice lad. I've got something here for you to admire...

>>220709432
our investment and participation in these collective illusions is what allows the whole carousel to continue spinning

another day of sitting at office toil staring at the peng 20 something lasses across the room

he's got his dick out

>>220709432
I can tell you with absolute certainty that no one who works for the city or council planning does any kind of reward hacking / game-ification to keep punters in certain areas.

Companies do it because they make money and their goal is to make more money. Councils don't do anything innovative or which requires mental effort on someone's part. Their money comes from daddy government and their's an infinite supply via taxation. No one who works in public service gives a shit about anything.

Get up nice and close. Examine every pore. We are anatomy enthusiasts here.

good morning /brit/

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The fuck kind of name is Gout Gout?

>>220709506
I'm a civil servant and this is true. Anybody who tries do get anything done also quickly learns that joe public hates us and will never be happy with anything. This just hardens our attitude of fuck you then we run the country go back to watching bargain hunt you prole.

brit team early shift in

>>220709537
>run the country
LOL

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>>220709535
It's a lovely name.

>>220709561
Running it into the ground as you speak and there's not one thing you can do about it runt boy

>>220709537
>go back to watching bargain hunt you prole.
That attitude might be warranted if you lot didn't do your work in your PJs and sleep half the day like proles

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>>220709535
Me n u

he's probably a nice lad actually

need a new ringtone any recs

>>220709615
bimbibibibibimbimbooooooooobooooooooo

looks like school girls are back

Got the caramelldansen on

wish i had anime hair

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>>220709569
i dont like this man

ok we've risen. nothing else to do now but grind

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>>220709684

>>220709713
The link he shared:

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775760334662224.webm" target="_blank">https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775760334662224.webm

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>>220709684

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>>220709713
the link he shared:

>>220709729
Need Scotland Yard on this ASAP

sun splitting the sky, not a cloud in sight.

Highs of: 10C

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>>220709729
UM

Sent bossberg a teams message saying I'm taking today off sick. Big day of freedom and shitposting for me ahead de lids

today's efforts is tomorrow's success

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>>220709775
quite right

>>220709748
Purrfect ending

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>>220709713

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My mum fr hates me

>>220709789
rorke on a mad one

If you're a virgin in your 30s, visit channel4.com/support for help and support

>>220709789
They overdubbed it in Israel so that she's supposed to represent an interest free loan agent.

need to fill up carstein with petrol. Could have done it yesterday at the big tesco but couldn't be arsed. That little manoeuvre has likely cost me an extra 10 quid.

cut day 1 of 90
first time cutting lads

to sad abt spurs to post proply

>>220709858
What are you cutting?

>>220709870
weight and bodyfat

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>>220709840

my soul for christ
my arse for denzel

simple as

I just used 50 miles of petrol for a 15 mile drive I am an IDIOT and I need someone to KILL ME

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>>220709838
just redirects me here fucks sake

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>>220709884
try moving this away from the '1' position mate

In my 20s and still can't drive

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>>220709840
is hollyoaks adapted from an israeli show?
i know there's a bunch of UK shows based on israeli stuff

>>220709917
be the change you want to see in your life

>>220709913
I drive an automatic

>>220709936
No point in learning now with a war on, it's gonna bankrupt me

What the gaming industry needs is more remakes

15:00

>>220709956
you could drive bodies to the mass graves and rizz up the widows

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>>220709917
It's not too bad learning it mate, might as well get a lesson booked. Biggest part is finding an instructor who isn't a bellend. Then during the learning process if you're struggling with stuff you can post here and we'll help you.

Thinking about getting really into those diablos spinny things on strings with sticks and spending a lot of my free time doing them in the park.

so is the blackstone edge road of roman origin or not? nobody seems to agree. some even think as late as 18th century

so da

da so

they need to get this straight of whorecooze opened like it should be

tea toil in a minute. has to be done they're saying

>>220709991
yer da drinks hand gel so he does

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instead of wasting time learning to drive and all that you should be spending your time learning how to make money that way you can pay someone to drive you around. You won’t though. Slave

>>220709991
Minnesoda

how long did ziedy and HP's melty go on for last night I went to bed at 11 couldn't be arsed with them x

>>220709934
Adapted from the acclaimed Israeli feel good comedy 'THOSE KIDS WERE HUMAN SHIELDS'

>>220710012
What tea do you drink and how do you like it? I get a craving for tea about twice a year, two Yorkshire teabags steeped for five minutes, a teaspoon of sugar, a teeny-weeny little dash of milk, and for some reason I always want strong Cheddar cheese with it.

PATREON LEAK: Mousey has finally tipped Spurs for the drop down to the EFL

>>220710032
this but instead earn enough money to ride my captive femsteeds into battle with other short kings for glory and a mandate from heaven

>>220710056
Sounds like you are arsed

>>220710056
harry potter and the fake /britfeel/ melty

Toil starts at 2 and ends at 10, probably the worst shift in existence.

>>220710032
even people rich enough to afford drivers still drive THOUGH

see: Tiger Woods, Prince Phillip etc.

still a bit of chill in the air

>>220710063
Fucking hell what is wrong with you?

>>220710073
that kid knows ball

haha would be proper mad if those 2 started spamming now, just after someone mentioned them haha

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>>220710061

>>220710073
Spurs are staying up by a point.
Forest are staying up on goal difference.
Leeds are going down.

>>220710095
I can't help it, I just never got into tea. I only really drink black coffee. I used to feel guilty, but then I realised that we've been drinking coffee for far longer and the oldest coffee house in Europe is in London, so I'm still patriotic in my own way

>>220709083
hoe posting this on the zuckerberg funded instagram

>>220710063
splash of milk, honey instead of sugar, let it steep for 3-5 mins

Must get up and do dogwalktoil

>>220710116
Spiritually continental
fuck off back to Denmark

>>220710124
>not walking dogberg by 9.30am
grim
grow the fuck up lad

>>220710116
nothing more british than enjoying the fruits of a foreign slave plantation

>>220710134
It's 9:27

>>220710133
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angul_(mythology)

bursting for a jobby

been about 6 years since the supermarkets made us queue outside for 90 minutes to go in and exposed us to corona more than if they just let us in the shop
(NOT RACIST IT'S WHAT THEY CALLED IT BACK THEN)

desperately stupid and ill educated troglodyte me like lol

>>220710152
opens mouth

>>220710155
This didn't happen

corona beer sales falling off a cliff during covid still amuses me

got the aztec camera on

>>220710195
did though

the chinese virus (before it went woke)

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Live scenes from the/brit/ meet-up

>>220710240
just a bunch a lads all having fun together

that schizo on the door camera is one of those videos that really brings everyone together

>>220709917
I got my license at 29
But yeah, you need an instructor who isn't a dickhead. I had one that flipped out and whinged all the time and it made me such a bad driver I thought I never would learn but it was just him being a twat, I had an old guy who wasn't even a great instructor but he was chilled and just let me learn and I passed

Try and get a white instructor.

>>220710240
why are they all fat?

>>220710152
Hello there

we need to make more money the shareholders need more money

>>220710281
what about the brown lady off the youtube?

only had one driving instructor and he was shit. just told myself i'd endure it and pass asap to get rid of him. passed first time ofc

le doggo

They need to remake the RE4 remake

>>220710301
Yeah she would be good, but I don't trust brown people as a rule

rorke moving to lagos, nigeria to find his wife

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um

>>220710283
sign in the back says "Bear week" so they're all the fat bear type of gay

mad that the united kingdom was only created in 1801. we're celebrating our 250th anniversary this year.

It starts with C and we all love it

>>220710342
Holidays
>>220710348
Christmas

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>>220710342

>>220710342
heatherpaedo
>>220710348
cronem baton

skinny, hairless gay bears

>>220710371
they're called otters rorke

>>220710342
HAGRID

Cheese pizza

>>220710386
thanks for the lesson in gay slang, leftypol

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>>220710240

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China's reacted badly to the latest developments lads. It is all kicking the fuck off over there as we speak.

he starts with m and we all love him

People say English isn't Germanic, yet it retains features of Proto-Germanic that've been lost in other Germanic languages like German, Dutch and Swedish

>>220710439
mouldie!

>>220710439
monke

>>220710439
madley malsh mentioned

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>>220710447

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any nullarbor man in

Ok here’s my patter for the normies at work:
How about them spurs then?

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Wishing all of you a Neoliberal morning :)

>>220710503
Grow up, Rorke.

>>220710503
What about that sport? That sport with the pigskin?
HUTHUTHUTHUTHUT

>>220710524
>pigskin
FOY

>>220710512
you're weird

>>220710342
Domino's couldn't bake 6 million pizzas in those ovens

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>>220710512
Thoughts on gout gout, lad?

alexa, play chumbawamba 'I wish that they'd sack me'

>>220710535
Top 10 juiced up coaches
And
Top 10 juiced up players

I feel zesty if I use lip balm

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>OPEN THE FUCKING CAT FLAP NOW

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>>220710557
The Australian of the future, simple as

>>220710557
looks like a pygmy who's been dried out and put on display in a georgian stately home

>>220710578
yeh? get some on my willard

any women in?

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>>220710617
no. we'll have to make due with what we've got won't we

>>220710436
back when ai had sovl

>>220710655
Rorke aliens be like: "Take me to your daughter"

Look, honey, a cornfield

>>220710715
scream mew

>Dad finds daughter, 19, dead on bedroom floor after being 'bitten in neck' by family dog
why dogs hate 19 year old women

>>220710641
the /brit/twink

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mad that isnt it
back in my day there was only 6 billion

>>220710512
ohayoooo gozaimas mouldie-kun!!! >u<
cronem baton-wa daisuki desu!!

>>220709346
>"This is my motto, it's all about the motto"
Is this his new line?

>Grieving father claims dog's accomplice 'removed daughter's underwear' and left camera set-up behind

>>220709292
>>220709346
>>220710827
>>>/r9k/britfeel
fuck off

>Odd as it may sound, seeing the scratches on her thighs made us proud. Proud to know our girl had fought against her killer.

>>220710777
India.
Flag India.

he cutting it right down from 3 cakes a day to 1

>Dog acquitted due to 'lack of pawprints', but grieving father asks 'why was a dog wearing socks?'

cease this abhorrent gimmick

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pale brunettes who are about 5'9 and have big noses are kino

>Man charged with murder of Finbar Sullivan in Primrose Hill
>Oliuwadamilola Ogunyankinnu due to appear in court on Monday over fatal stabbing in north London

Finbar stabbed by Oliuwadamilola
What the fuck are these names

>Swedish father admits 'fowl play' was actually 'canine play' for dead daughter

>>220710886
I think 'Finbarr Saunders and his Double Entrypointstabwounds' was from Viz

black pussy didnt "change" rorke, it revealed who he always was. rorke always felt like he had more swag than the average whiteboy, but shucking and jiving simply didnt align with his nazi views so he had to suppress who he really was, even though he watched billy elliot and fought back tears the whole time. it was only after meeting m'boko'rata that he found the courage to live his truth and speak a lil patois

>>220710818
s

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>>220710882
like that do you you sick fuck

>>220710557
hes rapid

>>220710978
good post

>>220710886
was it a random stabbing or was this finbar a wanabe roadman?

>>220710886
Biomass call each other Oliuwadamilola Ogunyankinnu and expect to be taken seriously

met an african named gilbert once

pink pussy sex sex

alri lads hows it foing

>>220711018
Mr Gilbert

skipped gym feel guilty

atl jacob atl jacob!

Dave Benson Phillips

>>220711052
opposite for me. went to the gym even though my left trap felt off, got through my rdl warmups without any extra pain, and then it immediately felt like it was going to rip the second i unracked the bar for my first set. maybe you avoided injury by staying at home, and the guilt you feel is less than the pain youd have felt if you went to snap city

>>220711052
It was a rest day. But don't let one missed day be an excuse to miss more.

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>>220711052

My new gym routine of working out on wfh days and the weekend is going pengly

>>220708943
>more against immigration than Viktor Orban was
Delusional lol
Starmer, Macron, Tusk, Carney etc are all congratulating him.

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>Come on my lads - Justice, the Queen, and Old England forever!

>>220711107
it's because trump/russia were for orban m8

>>220711099
ur a fag

very kino film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3n9yjiuMLI

>>220711107
They would welcome anyone over Orban

>>220710978
Prescient post

>>220711125
Orban was neutral. Hungary will now be flooded by jeets and Arabs.

Rorke threatening to BLOCKADE the movement of goods between his bedroom and downstairs (his dirty plates and piss bottles) if his mum doesn’t IMMEDIATELY cease her threats (that he needs to get a job or move out). May even WITHDRAW from the family group chat after his brother accused him of being a “wasteman” in a classified diplomatic cable (sent him a voice note).

>>220711180
lol

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here they are then. the lads

>>220711177
would they even want to go to hungary? never heard a single thing about that country outside of orbans antics

>>220711180
POO SCREMAMING

>>220711180
The international community (his dad) refuses to intervene!

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me and the mandem asking for (You)s

>>220711211
Literally anywhere in Europe is like a 5 star hotel to a turd worlder.

diversity built Hungary

>>220711177
orban was corrupt and let in large numbers of low skill workers from the 3rd world to staff chinese factories
magyar is arguably more anti-immigration

Might go take a shit soon, off sick from work and trying to find creative ways to fill my day from the sofa

>>220711284
dont think shitting on the sofa is a good move mate

bluds a hungarian called magyar. whats that about

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Iran I...

saw some good hungarian porn once

>>220711139
haha classic /brit/ x

>>220711203
life on neoliberalism :)

>>220711318
hung aryan porn

Eastern Europe will be flooded as bad as us in 20 years so they can’t laugh at our demographics anymore

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well that’s just funny isn’t it

when one door closes, another door opens. when the strait of hormuz gets blockaded, theres no queue when calling the doctors. love my life

>>220711362
don't understand why they're doing this
is there no one but opportunistic browns available

>>220711362
That's just the tip of the iceberg half of reforms candidates are some flavour of minority

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>How did you know I'm Irish?

>>220711362
Rorke will forget he posted all this at the general election and still vote for them lol

>>220711392
Doesn’t matter that he’s a minority he’s literally a Bangladeshi national here on a student visa

Reform have more brown candidates than the Green party

Do you like surprises?

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>>220711415

>>220711390
Immigrants are generally more conservative than locals+they know reform and other parties like it will only increase immigration

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>homer bimpson

For me it's Shona River

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>>220711414
>Doesn’t matter that he’s a minority

Did jobs and workplaces and corporate culture become worse in the 2020s or were they always this bad.

>>220711499
dunno whether that's a waterway in the congo or a pornstar from 2008

When I worked at Tesco, these black women came in drunk while I was working and started bossing me around and calling me cute and stuff and I got a hard on but luckily I was wearing dark trousers so they didn't see

>>220711180
r

For me it's all the 21sextury filth made in Hungary in the 2000s and 2010s, and DDF productions, Private etc. Some of those earlier assholefever.com scenes with the fella with the massive cock are pure kino.

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>>220711468
surely reform understand that it makes them look bad though. i don't understand why you would do this unless you could literally not get anyone else
they're running a nigga called Mr. Sharia in the 97% white british isle of wight

>>220711525
Sir Easily Pleased

just had a quick check to make sure the sticky about politics was still on the catalog

epstein had aura

>>220711573
Get the fucking politics posted

genuinely just stood in my
Dogs shit in the garden in my sliders

>>220711610
should've picked it up as soon as he dropped it mate

rorke clip farming at his nans funeral

gearing up for the new

>>220711610
grimmers

>>220706220

>>220706220

>>220706220

NEW

>>220711743
>>220711743
>>220711743