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smoking edition
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rorke's trim
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Nth for berg
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the reads
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I brought flowers to your door last night
I done you wrong and I wanna make it right
You say I'm not welcome here
I know it oughta be perfectly clear
But I can't help but wonder what it might be like
If I had two dozen roses
And an older bottle of wine
If I really coulda hung the moon
Would you change your mind
If I could cry a little harder
And get a little less sleep at night
If I had two dozen roses
Would it change your mind
Oh, I must have been a fool back then
To lose something that you can't have again
I've done all that I know to do
And second guessed my every move
I can't help but wonder how it might have been
If I had two dozen roses
And an older bottle of wine
If I really coulda hung the moon
Would it change your mind
If I could cry a little harder
And get a little less sleep at night
If I had two dozen roses
Would it change your mind
If I could cry a little harder
And get a little less sleep at night
If I had two dozen roses
Would it change your mind
Oh baby, would you change your mind
Oh baby, would you change your mind
Oh baby, would you change your mind
Oh baby, could you change your mind
Oh baby, would you change your mind
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Got a Moccamaster coffee brewer myself, I grind the beans before I go to bed in my Wilfa grinder and set my smart plug to turn on just before I wake up so I come down every morning to a big pot of freshly brewed delicious hot coffee. The gf and I drink the whole pot over the course of the morning.
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pale scottish girls
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This is all in Scottish people's heads. It's like the Dartmouth scar experiment.
The subjects were told they were in a study on how people react to folks with scars and disfigurements. They used make up and prosthetics to make them look fucked up, and showed them it in the mirror. Then they added some finishing touches and had them go talk to strangers around a campus. They all came back and reported that everyone treated them worse. Wouldn't make eye contact, we're visibly uncomfortable etc. The twist? Those finishing touches actually removed the scars. They'd been imagining people's reactions to scars they didn't have.
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>>220714366
I like it when you watch these social experiments, if you look into them, only a handful of attempts go well enough to use. for the majority of them, the people involved realize it's a social experiment just due to the combination of the contrived situation, the instructions they've been given, how it doesn't all really add up to what they're supposedly in for but how it might serve some other use, and so then obviously it's some kind of social experiment. not that they then try to ruin it, but the smile of realization on their face comes and then the observers know it's over, the results won't matter anymore. this happens about 80% of the time, so the social experiments we use as data actually all come from the least observant, stupidest participants. just thought this was interesting information.
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>>220714503
He was definitely east 17 I remember seeing him and remembering his daft hat and face and dancing
I think he had loads of earrings
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THANK YOU
brian
only a brian could run himself over in his own car
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>>220714490
Brian Harvey
He ran himself over because he ate too many jacket potatoes (he claims '4 large ones' which were covered with cheese, tuna AND mayonnaise), opened his car door fully to throw up while reversing out of his drive, forgot he wasn't wearing a seatbelt and fell out, slipping underneath the tyres
The hilarious image of it has lived with me for years
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>ran himself over because he ate too many jacket potatoes
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It's not funny
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>>220714127
italian ass is important
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would you eat Brazilian style pizza
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Right, you lot, listen up and proper, some of you have been calling me a mong and all that and I'm not going to stand for it, pack it in yeah, because its offensive to people with disabilities and all that, so pack it in right now
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why do middle class white people love this little cunt
you won't see any paddington fans on a council estate on Brixton I promise you that
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>>220714816
If it is such an obviously unintelligent post, you should be able to easily refute it :)
>>220714818
Literally all human behaviour is cope.
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>there is literally no such thing as wasted time, you can be as productive as you want, you're still going to be worm food one day lmao
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Not that anon and Im 44. Glad I didn't waste my youth on here fucking hell. Just sat staring at a screen instead of going to pubs and clubs and house parties and taking drugs and that.
What stories are you going to reminisce about with your pals when you get to my age? Hey remember the time we sat reading about cronem and hey remember bradley walsh pictures haha
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name a worthwhile activity
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*nasally Kier voice*
These times are uncertain, but we will always have our principles. The British Values that guide us, that we live by, that shape our shared destiny. I will not allow those values to be threatened in a world where national security, and how we organise collective defence efforts with our allies, risks being undermined by adversaries, and alliances brought into question. Today, I am announcing the largest increase in defence spending of any parliament since the second world war. Over the next five years we will spend an additional £120bn on defence, expanding the size of our armed forces at home and at sea. I am also pleased to announce an expansion to our UK Carrier Strike Group with the building of another Queen Elizabeth class aircraft carrier: HMS Rorke.
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>>220714853
>there is literally no such thing as wasted time
wasted time is a human construct
it necessarily exists because humans exist and have values and preferences
what you mean to say is that there is no objective or transcendent notion of wasted time
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>Im 44
unk could have been in the same year at school as my dad
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>>220714962
That's an obvious implication m80
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Exactly my point
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Define succeed and why I should care about it.
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>>220714910
Yeah my youth was wasted in a lot of ways and so is this time, but I had a life off 4chan. You're here forever, and that includes your prime. I'll always have fun times to look back on. You never will if you get hooked on the 4chan young.
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Spend my early to mid 20s going out clubbing and doing class A drugs a lot. Great times. Pre-covid life. You and your mates starting to earn a bit, confidence of grown adults but still had the youth about you. Could recover quickly. It falls apart around 27 years old though when people start getting married and having kids.
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screaming at this book cover
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>>220715008
>That's an obvious implication m80
not what you said is it? also a completely meaningless statement because anyone talking about wasted time or how you should spend time is obviously doing so with reference to their own values
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Nah. Pancakes with butter and a side of bacon. Eggs are minging
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Sad when you're in your 30s and mates start falling off because they're alcoholics and drug addicts. Either they have to go sober which is weird or they just get too into it and it's embarrassing to be around them. Weird dynamic when you're trying to have a quiet pint with some mates, someone's brought their new baby along and someone's doing lines in the toilet every half hour and getting in everyone's face.
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bump pls frens
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After I graduated I had two or three mates, then covid hit and people started moving away and getting gfs and now I've basically been friendless for 5 years
Don't really know where I go from here. Don't have any hobbies and my back is fucked so I can't do much exercise, I know I'm wasting my life and I feel powerless to change it
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Sup lads
I'm back :(
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>>220715203
it is a meaningless statement. everyone that replied to you is arguing the point from the universal non-spasticated sentient human being perspective of what the term 'wasted time' actually means while you pretend like anyone believes there is an objective standard and then endlessly ask 'why?' to every argument like a child
>sophistic engagement
pipe down you pseud
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her pussy
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>>220715458
wouldn't mind dipping my french fry in her curry sauce if you catch my drift
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of course
>>220715574
hello, you too lad, II took tomorrow off as well
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throoughly wasting my life shitpoisnt gon the internet
putting off work
and abusing alcohol (cos only with half a bottle of vodka in me can i properly engage with people)
the girl i kinda like is ghosting me after a messy drunken hook up asw ell
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>new like on bumble
>it's a deafblind girl in a wheelchair
Well at least I won't be judged on my appearance or squeaky voice then
Her profile says she knows BSL, not sure how that would work given she's blind, or how she even manages the profile at all, how the fuck would I even ask her this
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Hi lad, how are you
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don't know what that means sir
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consider the yellowhammer
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woke won't like this
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i was right though