New Metro game announced

got the AGA on full blast

dangerous day to be a bit of raw toast haha

rorke pretending he doesn't know famous twitter personalities

really want to go to the asda and buy loads of vile unhealthy foods and eat them all

off the saturated fats

have high cholesterol, you see

>>220716210
LEANPILLED BALLBOY

Might start posting in /ישר/

I'm the nut you're the fruit, get it straight alright?

>using an aga for toast

just realised how fucking stupid that and how autistic that bait is

>>220716266
dont, the freaks might think its an invite for them to post here

>>220716247
If I had to chose between sugar and saturated fats I would go off the sugar
>>220716266
Have posted there a few times, I mostly talk to the Czech guy and the two Israelis that go fishing.

>>220716282
Holy shit is this real?

>>220716281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Up5BjzbsFw

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It's weird that boomers seethe about Prince Harry simply because he decided he doesn't want to be subservient to his brother for his entire life

What's the point in fat that isn't saturated? What is it just empty oily molecules? Not getting any fat contents for your fats. Utter waste of time and space. Don't even fucking talk to me about trans fats

>>220716316
if someone said this looks like me and my mum i wouldnt deny it

>>220716346
i seethe about him because hes a ginger (no soul) but still gets to be rich

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ummm rorke?

Sticking the aga on now so I can have 4 fish fingers in 6 hours

>>220716419
use this one simple trick to turn your £2 meal into a £45 meal

business idea: power your aga with oil derived from biomass

>be me
>log into /brit/
>there's a new gimmick
haha great stuff so what's this aga gimmick about then

>>220716393
>still gets to be rich
This is why we should end the monarchy and tax the rich

You got a wonky ass flag and I can't stop noticing it

>>220716489
hopefully a french lurker can give us tips on how to get rid of them

>>220716507
the wonky part is for ireland

don't know what an aga is

>>220716549
same
sitting this one out

>>>/x/42232520

>>220716549
its the thing the all blacks do before rugby

It's just a big farmhouse oven for twats

agacord

>>220716210
fuck yes, this is such a me coded thread

heatherfreak, no one cares about your new obsession any more than the 2% of effort it took to make this post

>>220716303
I like the fishers

>>220716617
:3

my skin is fucking shit I drink tons of water don’t smoke don’t drink don’t eat processed foods. Bought so much fucking skincare shite but it’s never done anything just cursed to be a ugly freak boy forever

yo skrill drop it hard

>>220716617
because kaka means poo

>>220716210
>his wife left him because he was "too perfect"

>>220716617
Met more kaka fans on 4chuds than I have irl

Think I should have been born in France in the 1500s as a woman. I would have gone into a convent and spent lots of time praying and then having sapphic encounters with my fellow sexy french nuns. Having a sip too much of the communion wine and accidentally letting my feelings slip towards Valentíne.

>>220716651
Get on the tretinoin

>>220716635
Yeah they are cool, we talk about fish preparation and what fish they have caught, one guy even catches squid and cooks it, pretty cool.

>>220716665
bum

Feeling hyper aware like I might be going insane

>>220716673
P.s. I'm not gay

old man from the lib dems knocked on my door asking me if i'd vote for him, and i'm so mentally retarded that i started smiling like a maniac and saying i'm a huge fan of his, and when he asked if i would put a lib dem sign on my window i said id have to ask my wife first (im 22 and live alone), and then came back and said id take a sign but she'd decide if she wanted it put up later in the day. genuinely how did i let myself become this much of a failure

>>220716665
Tintin is a well known homosexual

>>220716705
a lot easier to just say no

>>220716707
All continental Europeans are homosexual

>>220716664
Cor I'm not too perfect maybe she's the one for me

>>220716705
imagine believing any of this happened

>>220716705
>said id have to ask my wife
Pulled this with the Jehovah witnesses before said I don’t have time to talk I have to help my wife with something and they both gave me a pity look they knew I was lying

>>220716705
That's brilliant mate you made his day.

>>220716707
not just saying this because he's belge are you?

saw my ex and she got glasses and now looks like toko from danganronpa fuckk sake i should have tried harder

A real man would have been too scared of owning their door to a stranger

Isn't it rather time for a Sparkhill-Edition?

>>>/wsg/6127108

>>220716767
My girlfriend loves schoolgirl play. I find it okay but I don't like wearing the skirt

>>220716796
um

>>220716786
LOLing at that coconut at 0:17

ffs this kiwi is a bit soft. i just know it's gonna be shit

>>220716777
ktim i have sat on the sofa and stared through the blinds at people knocking the door before and they see me and i see them but i dont get up to answer

>>220716835
it was terrible

oh my days will rorke ever stop complaining about his kiwis firmness

What kind of culture do you like then lads? Anyone here trying to better themselves?

>>220716847
fuck me that didnt last long bad day to be a fucking kiwi demolished that mf tore that nigga head smooth off erased that nigga from this plane of existence

>>220716872
i like l casei culture

>>220716767
One of my exes has a kid now and her tits became even bigger.

walking round the asda thinking everyone looks ugly and gross then realising i haven't shaved today and i'm wearing boxer shorts i've already spaffed twice in since i first put them on

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might get an early night

>>220716872
Mexican, got a tortilla press several years ago and I swear I'm going to use it one of these days

>>220716890
actual scream

>>220716915
are you sober doleboy?

>>220716915
dont forget to smoke

>>220716930
no I'm off the wagon and employed thank you very much

>>220716934
I don't smoke

>>220716915
*Starts drumming at 3 in the morning*

minute's silence for the lad who had to eat a soft kiwi today x

>>220716958
you are not cool

doing a 2 minute silence for kiwi lad + brian thompson, who was a proud healthcare ceo, christian, and father of two

Might go to a meetup at this board game place even though I'm not really into board games

I probably won't though, to be honest. Deathly afraid of social interaction because of the inevitable rejection, me

>>220717026
did this Brian lad also have a soft kiwi today?

scorcher of a day out there might book tomorrow off work and tell everyone im going out with mates tonight but then actually just stay inside and get piss the bed drunk inside playing pokemon and pass out by 6pm

Anyone else in /brit/ work at McLaren?
Proper shite isn't it.

Bradley Walsh, yhe binble

>>220717053
I work at DFS
Yeah it's shite

>>220717043
no mate, he was brutally slain 1.5 years ago, hence the minute of silence

>>220717042
ktim
looked up a board game meetup myself but still haven't gone. I will one day surely

>>220717051
Sounds like a fucking rager of a time. Might join you there.

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>>220716414
Unironically clogwog

>>220717053
Work for a company that McLaren contracts out to. It's alright.

>>220717093
omdz

>>220717101
Left got the mark zuckerberg look

my old English teacher is a reform candidate for my area just seen it on Facebook

>>220716830
Leftypol using slurs on people that dont litter

>>220717101
maybe im not that ugly am i?

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>>220717093

ate a chocolate and cream muffin and a punnet of raspberries

>>220716786
what the fuck that is a shithole
i've got a couple guesses as to why but I shan't be saying them here it's pakis I bet

>>220717173
unhealthy one lad

>>220717184
she was so peng

a gay porn of raspberries

>>220717184
mad how fit she is

>>220717093
>>220717150
scereaming
ziedy's x account confirmed

what drugs are good for anal receiving
Not poppers poppers are off the table

>>220717184
Liv Tyler was just perfect holy shite.

do fish have feelings? whats the consensus?

>>220717082
What's stopping you from going?

For me it's the mental image of an incel goblin like me trying to socialise and feeling embarrassed

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kind of haircut mumberg used to make me get

>>220717250
heavy dose of barbiturates

birdseye fish feelings

>>220717250
Get a gram of fentanyl in ya

>>220717258
yeah little fish water feelings

listening to skinhead tunes but I have a great deal of hair

Just did a toot that sounded like ripping fabric
Got the window open so it may have been heard
Thanks for reading

Aga
A gay

>>220717300
There were a lot of skinheads here in the early 2000s when I was a tiny wee lad.

>>220717325
Deeply unsexy underwear

>>220717325
just throwing any old thing on

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>>220717341

>>220717325
sexooo

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>Toby Landrover

>>220717341
Toot sniffing poo screaming

off to cwmbran

Actually mental how fit Dora Venter was in her early career. Might be the fittest to ever do it.

>>220717340
the old ones are pretty funny to talk with in my experience
bit silly to see people still imitating it today though

>>220717408
never heard of her
post her best work

>>220717325
kissable belly

>>220717432
Bannable offense m8

>>220717464
surely a harmless link is allowed

bought some penguin bars

honestly think it shouldn't be legal to give your child a stupid name

>>220717487
They have naming laws in italy and iceland

>>220717487
brooklyn beckham loathed this post

>>220717487
our first prime ministar was bonar law bro what

>>220717501
good, very sensible

>>220717501
Japan too

>>220717487
Oliuwadamilola Ogunyankinnu disliked this

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consider omar epps

saw a clip where a mirror pans over to the screen and was confused why I couldn't see my face for a millisecond
mental illness creeping in?

>>220717487
Sia and her little boy Somersault Wonder Bernard, are not happy about this post

>>220717557
I have considered him
What now?

throoughly wasting my life shitpoisnt gon the internet
putting off work
and abusing alcohol (cos only with half a bottle of vodka in me can i properly engage with people)
the girl i kinda like is ghosting me after a messy drunken hook up asw ell

>>220717487
Are the girls named Khaleesi old enough to see their namesake getting fucked by a barbarian yet

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>>220717581
perhaps you'd like to watch juice (1992)

eating fried egg on toast

>>220717501
noooo you have to give your child a normal name like Guðmundur or Massimiliano

That pasta isn't very funny

>>220717530
let's see her willy

>>220717605
She likes to get munched on

>>220717605
Need her on onlyfans STAT

>>220717604
Maybe I will

>>220717474
https://mat6tube.com/watch/-221647598_456241103

>>220717605
Naga 'Creampie Queen' Munchetty

Rita Chakrabatti and Naga Munchetty doing the DBZ fusion dance and turning into Nita Munchbatty

Remembering that nigga named dovahkiin from skyrim

>>220717517
His name was andrew thoughbeit

>>220717482
Not allowed to call them chocolate bars any more, because of woke

>>220717665
John McAfee's ghost flinging a ouija board into my bedroom warning me not to click this

>>220717674
screaming

just nipping out to the Bameo anyone want anything?

>>220717665
Oh yeah she's pretty fit

>>220717674
scrom

>>220717605
She honestly seems like the nagging lecturing type. She probably in fact doesnt like sex at all and this is simply a tactic devised by her publisher to wipe away the unrelenting bitch persona she has

>>220717708
quite the rump on her

>>220717605
dirty slag

>>220717708
Very unattractive arse

>>220717605
so brave

>>220717744
Not hairy and masculine enough for you leftypol?

>>220717708
The Model by Nicolai Fechin btw
>>220717744
Very gay post

>>220717770
>>220717777
It literally looks like a big fat bloke's arse
Black culture has done a number on you

How might a gardener get rid of the dormice that eat his peaches?

>>220716948
Dugin is a terrible person

>>220717605
Nagoon Cockmuncher

>>220717605
>Social convention? I'm the opposite.
gets paid £9999999999999

>>220717708
does art follow the same rules as anime n that where you're not allowed to find it attractive otherwise you're a loser freak

>>220717800
Randomly bringing up blacks again out of nowhere time is it?
Have a break from the computer.

>>220717708
What so we can't appreciate a bit of art then?

any bookwankers in the thread
with your noses buried in books
snooting about the pages and that
love your fucking books don't you

>>220717833
I do, I do, I declare I do!
*minces away*

>>220717831
It's not random if its relevant to the discussion.
Black culture reveres big fat disgusting arses and many people now go along with it

>>220717833
>any bookwankers in the thread
yep
>with your noses buried in books
yeah :)
>with your noses buried in books
:)
>love your fucking books don't you
:(

>>220717832
Janny says no

>>220717833
Been done like a kipper here, fuck.

>>220717833
uh... yh

>>220717260
got other stuff going on and i feel like an attempt to be social is just more work that i'm not in a position to take on right now

>>220717855
Ok leftypol we know you love black culture

Janny won't allow art but will let a niggy spam interracial paedo fantasy AI pictures
Says all it needs to say doesn't it really

last book I read I got honestly about 90-92% through it then just stopped. I was reasonably enjoying it as well, but I never see anything through. What's more I feel like I can't start a new book until I finish this other one. Must get back to it.

>>220717852
>>220717857
>>220717872
>>220717880
well, then
...well? what books?
anything to say for yourselves?

>>220717430
I don't think I've seen one in yeas, maybe they look like metalheads now.

I remember two guys coming to us while we were playing soccer, we must have been 6 years old or 7 idk, and they were laughing and making us do sieg heils and asking us if we knew who hitler was lol.

>>220717855
Yeah, I suppose that Russian bloke in the 19th century was also influenced by black culture wasn't he?
Just go away.

>>220717874
Joyce is spot on here
If anything the significance of the encounter should be Christina's reaction to the dog

>>220717904
Concession accepted

I'LL ORDER THE CRAB RANGOON

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>>220717874
Ermm AKHTUALLY, having had a dog when I was younger he would be noticeably far more excited to see the family after we came back from holiday rather than being away for a few hours

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>>220717899

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>>220715226
tnx for the bump frens

>>220717897
>but I never see anything through.
hohohohoh is that right heheh
need you done up head-to-toe in glossy latex and trampling on my pathetic little willy stat, STAT i say! PRRRONTO!

>>220717932
Bizarre

had a stealth wank in the toilets of a train once

I'm a failure compared with my friends, some of whom have their own businesses or successful careers in high paying industries. Meanwhile I briefly worked as a journalist for a bit and now have a low status but high stress job in public relations.

>>220717916
It's okay that some white men like pert arses and its okay that some white men like big arses, you don't have to think about black men whenever big arses are brought to your attention. Okay? Good.

>>220717932
ummmm

almost all the smurfs would have to be either gay or incels

>>220717957
I earn 13 pound something an hour and have no friends.

>>220718015
why

>>220717957
*turbo bums your arse*

>>220717957
I earn a decent amount but have not had a singular friend for over a decade

>>220717957
Not your best PR work, this

>>220718034
only one girl isn't there
even if she's a whore there's only so much to go around

>>220718049
sc

>>220718082
what if they have other smurfs from other villages

>>220718015
mad how gargalon or whatever his name was invented foid smurfs solely to destroy smurf society
really says it all

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Poleaboo's pregnant and he said the dad is a current regular poster on /brit/!

>>220718082
Smurfette's a SLAAAAAG, everyone's had a ride

my hover craft
is full of eels
ahahaha

hey papa smurf wanna lick my arse

no one:
not a soul:
not ever sir trevor mcdonald:
not even the avengers:
not even hale and pace:
no, not even Dame Elton John:
rorke: got so much ice, you can skate on a nigga

>>220718170
it's can i lick your ass
hence why he replies 'yeah lick my ass bitch'

36 on minimum wage, would 'cide but I can't afford rope

kidnapping and raping smurfette

>>220718180
roar

>>220718135
what has Tilde done......

everything i do besides bed rotting feels performative because i dont enjoy anything

>>220718237
ok

>>220718237
take ketamine

nobody:
rorke: I ain't afraid of no ghosts!
nobody: boo
rorke: aaaaaaaah!

>>220718237
performatively see a therapist

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>>220717922

Watching zionist content.

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>Ruby Rose Alleges Katy Perry Sexually Assaulted Her at an Australian Nightclub

>“Katy Perry sexual assaulted me at spice market nightclub in Melbourne,” she wrote. “Who gives a shit what she thinks.”
>“She saw me ‘resting’ on my best friends lap to avoid her and bent down, pulled her underwear to the side and rubbed her disgusting vagina on my face until my eyes snapped open and I projectile vomitted on her,” she wrote in another reply.

CORRRRRRRR PHWOARRRRRRRR

Make a funny post
Come on /brit/ do your thing!

>>220717874
why is joyce carol oates on twitter

>>220718352
woozel wozzel

>>220718199
oh is it
been so long since I saw it

I'm on my way from niggardliness to happiness today

>>220718352
I dont work well under pressure mate you know that. I'll have something good in 2 weeks i promise you know im good for it

>>220718371
she's a top poster lad, always riling people up

>>220717899
lolita :)

>>220717899
Count of monte cristo, in the middle and we're getting a lot of new characters introduced. It's alright, entertaining, I think once it all wraps up in the end it'll be worth it.

my bollocks have been blockaded since 3pm today

>>220718352
rorke: bakin' soda, I got bakin' soda

wanked every day of my life so far

>>220718429
idk bro he's your leader

Opening the Strait of Hormuz singlehandedly this evening. Might post it on the socials.

>>220718401
Genuinely hate them

>>220718429
healing the sick
turning water into wine

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>>220718401
Ah yes the 15th century... that was when we didn't have multiculturalism

got a feeling somebody's watching me

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>>220718352

boiling some rice

>>220718401
Leftypol just exists to spite rorke at this stage, it's all he lives for, he has no strategy, does not think of second order consequences of his actions, it's all stuff to simply rile and upset. I've long got a theory that the modern woke left is a coalition of people who were bullied at school and the people who bullied them.

>>220718500
london having one black fella called reasonable blackman is exactly the same thing as millions of third world muslims rorke

>>220718518
what you doing that for lad?

Bradley's on the new Strictly lads

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Fush

>>220712095
>>220712178
ummers

>>220718574
bent cunt fuck off

>>220718554
to eat it

the older I get the more the idea of a holiday where I just go somewhere sunny and warm and lay by a pool for a week absorbing the sun appeals to me

need to get away from this cloudy windy shithole, even if only for a week

>>220718587
ah right. enjoy then

noticed there's a trend of indians posting clips from films and telly shows but talking as if the clips are real
so bizarre

>>220718601
not sure what this has to do with importing 1,600,000 pakistanis

>>220718601
how does this explain sub tweeting political rivals in arabic for a quick laugh, where does that sit in with ordinary people

>>220718598
Know what you mean, those all-inclusives somewhere really warm are perfect

>>220717953
i have wanked in a cinema twice

>>220718650
had a bout of mutual masturbation with my at the time gf in a cinema

Blud was clipfarming at the reform rally fr

mad how quick your whole day goes to shit the second you touch The Computer
all your plans ruined in favour of wanking about on the internet for hours on end

got the billy joel on

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>>220717953
not really stealth if you're in private idiot

like saying you did a stealth poo in your bathroom toilet at home

No offence....
But Mousey was never a good poster.....

>>220718673
it's a damn conspiracy is what it is

so many grey hairs

>>220718598
just hopping on a plane for a couple of hours to the med for cold beer and some grilled seafood of sorts by the sea is literally the best thing you can do. There's not much else worth doing out there. We are blessed that the most pleasant place to take leisure time in the whole world is so close and accessible to us.

boiling some pasta

>>220718670
lucky. i’ve always been doing everything alone

DOGSHIT ZINGERS
CALLING ALL DOGSHIT ZINGERS
ALL ABOARD!

>>220718601
You know what? I'm convinced, open the borders so the whole world can use the NHS

>>220718717
what you doing that for then lad?

>>220718620
the post i replied to didn't mention immigration, it mentioned the "strategy" of the left
>>220718636
if the translation is correct then their tweet says that the greens are "for everyone". i guess that's what they're trying to represent by tweeting in another language. the left believes in essential rights for everybody, while the right is run by rich bastards who want to take away essential rights from poor people, just so the rich can get a bit richer.

>>220718726
This but unironically

>>220718712
in the pubert region?

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>>220716210

>>220718715
I've not been on holiday in 14 years but I'm contemplating it. Just by myself, doing nothing, except in sunny conditions every day.

pooing

>>220718747
what you doing that for lad?

>>220718729
tea

>>220718739
yh but also now atop my little balding gay alien skull

>>220718757
>>220718757
>>220718757

NEW

>>220718776
>>220718776
>>220718776

>>220718734
don't think you know what rights are
certainly doesn't pertain to having political statements translated and tweeted in 7,100 different languages