hi

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nth for the baddiedem

Hello

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get to work white man

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the routine xx

>>220742876
please stop posting my gfs vids bro not cool

Have never once, not ever, been sent flying.

someone post Gout Gout so I could say "so this is racismlad"

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Grow up mate

>>220742890
you were in the last thread
oooo look at me im against hitting children

>>220742890
would need a trebuchet to send you flying big boy

is it back to normal

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Watching "Disturbing encounters caught on camera" tucked in in bed. Kind of comfy.

Been hiking/camping for so many years and I've never seen weird shit or nobody follow me or anything. We saw a wolf one time but he wasn't very big and he got scared and ran away.

>>220742896
I am sorry.

>>220742907
wasn't funny the sextillionth time you posted this

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>>220742888
she dumped you bro, next be open and actually talk to her. if all you want in a relationship is to fuck a dead fish just slap some lotion on your hand

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makes you think doesnt it

a soft answer turneth away wrath

>>220742932
makes me not thinking of anything bro

>>220742931
Funny that before I had sex I though I would cum immediately but it took a really long time the first few times. Btw women can also cum really fast, and when they do they constantly ask you are you close...

drinking water

it is the making me not thinking of anythings saar

it raining

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lads
should we make it illegal for women to wear clothes?

reducing rorke to nothing but a throat and a hole

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Now THIS is what Britain is about

>>220742974
kiirht (kek it is raining here too)

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An early Happy Birthday to gassy actress and brap queen Emma Watson.

>>220742809
Are you me? I was looking for that song.

Well that's me in bed isn't it

Shame they got rid of the IP count, wonder how many of us are even posting right now, less than 10 maybe?

>>220742976
don't give women that power

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HDAIiR7dmg

>>220743026
all me

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dr oetker working the late shift tonight lads

gfberg made some meals for me to reheat. I'm skeptical as to how good her cooking is. If they're shit I'm going to have to throw them out, pretend I ate them but say I didn't like them.
Why has she done this to me.
Fuck SAKE

>>220743096
god what a BITCH

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bimbly

wish i never stated taking pills, im absolutely fucked now and have no conceivable way of getting off them

>>220743096
she's such a monster

Bit mental how much I'm starting to like Japanese idol music. Should I be concerned?

https://youtu.be/KMr_GpOTKrU

>>220743121
scream

>>220743124
what pills are you on, can you not taper off?

are the captchas getting faster

Doing the Pooey Jew. Everybody’s doing the Pooey Jew. It’s the dance sensation that’s sweeping the nation.

Feel like I could hurt someone since they cut my meds off

i'm an adult man but i can't watch godzilla films because they scare me and give me nightmares

I fucking hate Jews I wish Hitler was successful in exterminating them

>>220743175
I cant watch people caving

Ngl if I get the excuse to I'll do some horrific shit to someone if they slightly wrong me
I'm going to kill myself soon so I wouldn't really suffer consequences
Might go out of my incel way to make this happen

>>220743072
uganda be kidding me!

>>220743179
right well that's a bit antisemitic isn't it

Want me to show you the moves to the Pooey Jew?

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/brit/ I want to have sex with your wives

>>220743187
i don't know why people do it

Wank done, now time to go walkies for 8 hours

>>220743217
where you walking

>>220743187
It's called spelunking

>>220743175
switch to ultraman instead at least theres a superhero so if the schizophrenic visions hit youll actually have a fighting chance instead of just shitting yourself alone in the dark
https://youtu.be/Qsc4wn2UvEg

>>220743234
Don’t know. I just put my shoes on and start walking on days I have nothing else on and come home when it’s bed time

>>220743240
s

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Does the UK like One Piece

It's about Pirates and a lot of the story pulls from British Pirates

I like it

>>220743286
i don't know

>>220743293
ktim

Who the fuck would actually voluntarily sit down and watch 1000 episodes of a tv show?

>>220743308
what if it was really good though

>>220743308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TQm9qxw9Tc

rorke had you on the ropes playing fifa

>>220743313
Something with 1000 episodes can’t possibly be good

Clav getting frame mogged by the asu frat leader was a bigger tragedy than George floyd

I like the One Piece manga. It's getting near its end now.

>>220743330
the fact that this is literally true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XPBqvUfHwo

doing some kind of mad sex thing with my willard

release the Epstein files rorke

>>220743330
what the fuck are you on about

*screams into the void*

>>220743384
shut up leftypol

>>220743384
gay zoomer shit

chatgpt activate jacking off mode

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is this a nice father's day gift

>>220743392
I don't know who the first two people are

might fly to the moon

Might drive to McDonald's

>>220743402
yeah

I can’t name all the Mexican countries in South America.

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>>220743286
it's kino

>>220743404
For your mum yeh

I come from the universe where the sitcom FRIENDS had a purple alien character who only stared menacingly at the camera, seemingly aware of the audience and the viewers at home, breaking the 4th wall in an unsettling way. I even remember him saying my name once. Of course this all got memoryholed by the Mandela Effect.

https://youtube.com/shorts/2fuibvwN8f8?si=Koxzyg8hZemJhFhR

>>220743465
don't like this
>>220743469
don't like this
>>220743494
don't like this

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>>220743502

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emma watson poo bradley walsh gay porn poo screaming

Gravy was SHIT tonight

>>220743469
the lads the lads the lads the lads the lads the lads

>>220743528
have a breadstick the wine makes you emotional

>>220743528
You're living Emmayank's dream

>>220743528
Shouldn’t have let Elton John make it.

>randomly rangebanned despite only posting once early in the afternoon and nothing banworthy
>can't verify email because captchas are too slow and keep expiring
>email verification links eventually get through and they're all invalid
and now i'm magically unrangebanned all of a sudden after four hours
great stuff hiromoot

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>>220743579
Ywneewp
(You will never eat emma watsons poop)

more like
more like enema watson

been ages since i shaved
feels refreshing, smooth
single blade of course

>>220743600
howl

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>>220743580

>>220743600
poo scrm

>>220743621
want to pummel this rude little red cunt

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corr just looksmaxxed and imbibed the pooberg

yup propa gud diss wun

hairfta be indignated

gonna shag my way to the top of the /brit/ food chain and secure myself a comfy sinicure as a thumbnail poster

live storch nest web cam in germany

some mong got them to pixelate their house out in the backgroun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr5zebXpO-M

Had the feeling of swerving into a lorry on the motorway but I didn't

gayboi sharti

sex with females is my human right and if i dont get it ill go insane and destroy society

can't really sleep unfortauntely

>>220743680
alri, go ahead, show us brucie

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AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA GET F*CKED. I SEE YOUR DOGSH*T THREAD HAS ESSENTIALLY DIED DUE TO BEING OVERLY MODERATED (YOU STILL LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS, BTW)

I WIN. DUMBF*CKS EAT SH*T AND DIE. ROT IN PISS, LOSERS.

*ahem*

Go Canes

>>220743680
>>220743696
Are people from Australia really disproportionately named Bruce? I haven't met a single Bruce in my 37 years of being alive in an anglo country
Kino name THOUGH

>>220743706
Alri gingey

what a spacker lmao

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*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>>220743714
My uncle is named Bruce he isn't Australian though

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-4ZgyaaEFg

This new cat is still growling and hissing wish she'd go to sleep

>>220743642
why are germans like this
it took until like 2024 for them to accept google street view

>>220743743
probably sensing the deceit in you

>>220743706
>>220743713
hi gp have you not noticed that the captchas are fucked x

Need some help and support for my narcolepsy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDeASPhrGnw

>>220743769
Need some support for your baws n aw

>>220743769
I'd fall asleep reading your posts too

>>220743769
*bonks you over the head with a blackjack*
nn

>>220743775
That the gay cruising spot? I'm off by the bushes under the bridge, bum out

>go down for maintenance
>make things worse

sir rosa parks

>>220743812
coon kids ride at the back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z96qe75LOF8&list=RDz96qe75LOF8&start_radio=1

Love you, brothers. You know who you are.

remember bovid

NEED to kill myself

>>220743842
prefer this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI0BUr5ux-g

>>220743855
this but wank myself off in time to don't stop the beat by junior senior

rhea seehorn feet

Today’s Tom Sawyer he gets high on poo
The space he invades he gets by on poo

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>>220743866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyHXj8vGlKw&list=RDVyHXj8vGlKw&start_radio=1

12 years of /brit/ posting down the drain. Fuck sake.

rhea seehorn feet

get
the
captcha
fixed

.

firewood rows in my shed collapsed again good thing no one was around there when that happened

>>220743899
/brit/ not google

rhea seehorn feet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UXircX3VdM&list=RD8UXircX3VdM&start_radio=1

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>>220743936

*makes sure no one is around*
...
*gets cock out*

alysa liu feet

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>>220743996

I'm going to have a nice coffee and watch Puss in Boots

>>220744012
that sounds pleasant
more posts like this from everyone please

I've already spent twice as much time in jedi survivor than in fallen order and I'm not even close to finishing it

Sittin' here like patience on a fuckin' monument!

>>220744019
alright game, that
possibly the only genuinely good modern star wars game

>>220744003
ew what happened to her legs

>>220744003
I'd kiss those bruises better

>>220744019
enjoyed fallen order
the part where he gets the crystal moved me
can't be arsed with the sequel however

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I GUESS THAT CUNT GETTIN EATEN

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>>220742859
the german bobbi hadgraft

>>220742883
whats the unemployment rate for other ethnicities?

also i thought the problem the uk had (and why you need mass immigration) is not enough workers

reckon i've gone my longest period of not drinking since i started drinking, just shy of 3 weeks
not actively trying to go sober because i've hit rock bottom or anything, just fed up with it and it's not fun anymore

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done him
why is he white knighting for israel anyway?

ah yes a long twitter screenshot that i'll definitely be reading

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>>220742931
funny how soogsx is LITERALLY a scammer
>ordered personalized content from soogsx on 1/15
>crickets
>check-in a week later
>excuses
>check in week after that
>excuses
>total time awaiting delivery (2 minute video): 15 days
>cost: $250 (yea, not cheap)
>never received the content
>also she tried to up the price to $700 after I already paid
what did happen in those 15 days?
>sent a ton of PPV
>at least one a day ranging in price from $20-$40
Subbing to her page is awful value. The sub gets you hardly anything and you get bombarded with an absurd amount of PPV's.

I contacted OF support and they were not helpful. Disputed with CC. Don't care to use OF anymore after this. Lesson learned: I am an idiot.

>>220744003
the hyper attainable quirky chungus loser gf

went outside to do some work in the yard and spotted the neighbour and just turned midway and darted back home hope he didn't notice it (he probably did)

>>220744095
why do you keep calling her hyper attainable

>>220744094
Mong. Only order custom shit from Manyvids.

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some good games on tonight

>>220744095
the inevitable cynical rug pulling comment from the clued-in veteran of the incel wars

>>220744094
her content also sucks zero enthusiasm

>>220744094
gain a fucking clue, STAT

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>>220744103
just looks like the kind of girl you see in highschool/college that would be happy to be with someone, anyone (homely I guess?)
anons keep bringing up medals and conflating achievements with how a girl looks

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>>220744094
>he actually paid her
LOL

>>220743738
why the fuck is dan bull in the comments lmao

>>220744130
homely is usually a euphemism for ugly in britain, I'm not sure if we have a term for the 'girl-next-door' look here

>>220744130
she looks very sweaty there
imagine the smell

>>220744140
looked it up and it turns out I'd got it completely the wrong way round

>>220744140
I'd agree with that, if someone says a girl is 'homely' I assume they mean 'looks average at best but is sweet enough to give her a chance'

Miss Vermont 2024 sex arse

im living on a prayer

>>220744172
Alri Def Leppard

>>220744166
alri, show her sex arse

>>220744130
she’s kawaii and has a fun confident personality the perfect counterpart for a miserable chud like me

What is Veitch's accent? Can't place it at all.

was at the thrift shop and they started playing the instrumental to ice cube - it was a good day. i thought that was bold and started humming along to it.

turns out it's the song ice cube sampled. what a blunder

world cup final 2022
now THAT was a game

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>>220744179
proper yorkshire band

>>220744192
Scotch-Latino

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LMAO HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO (AGAIN)

TOLD YOU SO. STUPID F*CKS

F*CK YOU AHAHAHAAAAA STAY POOR!!! SEE YOU IN HELL LOSERS!!!

HAHAHAHHHHH

>You don't understand mate, she's proper fit.
>How fit is she?

https://youtu.be/H0o6kAixIqEP287wvtkM7F1hJao&t=192

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>>220744193
used to hear this a lot in a shop my mum used and it took years to find it, it's a proper banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ9_6W6bVoQ

>>220744194
cyberpunk?

>>220744205
why are you censoring fuck

>>220744207
that sounds like it would drive me insane

gonna chapter 3 maxx

might give up internet porn and instead start wanking over dirty magazines old school style

one day I will have a simple mid gf
god willing

why is the captcha so slow since the "upgrade"?

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>>220744241
>one day I
oh yea? let us when it starts (it doesn't)

>>220744239
>instead start wanking over dirty magazines old school style
No need, my friend. Japanese gravure has you covered. Sometimes you need a neutered version of what has you hooked in order to quit.

>>50830050

>>220744249
I will make it happen
I swear

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>>220744253
Link didn't work but it's /grav/ on the /jp/ board

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>>220744256
i don't doubt it

still raining

>>220744268
so the rumours are true...

I have a youtuber's persona photoshopped to stock images of men in suits fatigue

>>220744253
>>220744259
don't find oriental women attractive at all tbf, i was thinking of getting some vintage playboys because you had to actually be a knockout to model nude back in the day

>>220744259
>>220744282
also i cant wank to this mate, im so porn sick i cant even get hard unless the picture has a black man in it

>>220744293
right then

>i cant even get hard unless the picture has a black man in it
cheeky bugger

>>220744293
:/

listening to new zealand indie rock band THE BETHS

>>220744282
lexee smith was in the most recent playboy with her chebs out

>>220744003
i never thought about it before but i guess it makes sense that skaters have flat feet

>>220744038
she spends hours a day for years and years spinning and jumping with with sharp blades on the bottom of her feet. skater's legs get scarred up

Leftypol being pro mongol invasions

My soul is completely crushed and I will never connect with another person ever again

>>220744328
ditto

>>220744344
leftypol in 410 be like
>think about the tasty visigothic food tho

I got 2 dubs in a row no way

it gin and tonic night

>>220744293
right, so that's computers needing to be outlawed

>>220744344
i thought it was rorke who dreamt of living in a yurt on the mongolian plateau

>>220744355
ktim

4chan is dead and we killed it -janny

I also wish to post

doin homework

Honestly don't think it's worth arguing with stupid people.

>>220744411
I don't think that's true

God has chosen you before the foundation of the world. [Romans 8:29]

God knows you intimately. [Psalm 139]

You are an heir to a kingdom, [Galatians 4:7, Romans 8:17]

Nothing can separate you from God's love, [Romans 8:38-39]

God has a purpose for you, [Ephesians 2:10]

>>220744430
sounds like a load of old cobblers

Thank goodness they fixed the site

>>220744442
yeah my grandad's a northampton fan

screaming a poo so i do

so much toil still to be completed before I can hold and caress the 'xican gf on friday night. reckon i'll show her shutter island

>>220744467
Eh, same. Weird to think me and you 1000km away are taking at the same time before the wagiecagie and chatting while shitting

>>220744482
is she nice

>>220744493
been at toil for like an hour already, prefer to be paid2poo me

>thread from last night still up
/brit/ is dead. Here's why that's a good thing.

had a sexy dream

>>220744534
haha yeah? ;)

>>220744505
she's delightful in person and beautiful but will certainly be tearing out me 'art as a sacrifice to the maize god. just gonna enjoy the hell out of it until then x

earth to rorke..

poo

poo

willy bum fart piss

are we back

>>220744534
martin luther's thing

only wednesday fml not even halfway through this shit week

morning lads, toil today, you?

>>220744640
no. busy

going to make arabic beef stew
https://sahtainnunu.com/blogs/recipes/levantine-beef-stew

>>220744640
poo

I'll try spinning, that's a good trick

hate people who act all holier than thou because your dog barks at theirs and theirs doesn’t like sorry your dog is a low test little faggot

so is that it do we have to post this slow forever now

>>220744697
You seem like the kind of faggot who gets offended when your dog is acting mental and people understandably don't want to be around it or you

>>220744697
yea youre black

hi

>>220744713
...y

testing

>>220744732
testingcles

Is the site fixed then?

good morning

>>220744744
yeah, turned it off and on again LOL!

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pale brunettes

>>220744755
poos csrem

gay porn

Mental how your future wife is out there

She's on an all girls holiday and met a man for the night being cheered on by her friends
Or she's hugging the bouncer at her favourite club tonight
Or even she's convincing her boss to get a promotion

But she's still just waiting for you and wishes for you every night

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wanna replay new vegas but can't be arsed dealing with all the jank

1 year since the 4chan hack today lads

it said 403 forbidden and i thought that was it for us

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best game of all time

>>220744788
~

could I just draw everyone's attention to my bollocks for a second?

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>>220744828
why are they so shrivelled

>>220744788
Went on a date last night but hadn't eaten before I went as a result of having food poisoning all week so the first drink combined with aching hunger sent me into an almost manic state where I was talking at a million miles an hour and constantly looking around, fidgeting and feeling a bit faint.
Somewhat improved after that as I calmed down a bit but I'm pretty sure that ruined it and she thinks I'm a mental case.
Haven't got a reply from my I had a good time message.

cant be arsed with this shite

>>220744871
>Haven't got a reply from my I had a good time message.
she was having a gud time please be mindful

couldnt get a captcha last night. thought id posted my last

poo

will hard work set you free though?

Been howling at how easy it is to bait RE4 remake enjoyers by calling it shite

>>220744765
Built for a girthy BBC

mother of a bastard fuck !!

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Is 4chan working again lads

can i fucking post now?

Just seen a child skipping
Don't see that much these days

Out of cigarettes, can’t afford more right now. Pure misery. Is 4chan running slow for anyone else when trying to post?

- Ian

>>220744965
got two holes, haven't you?

In bed. Farting

>>220744815
That one is good.

good morning you disgusting evil incels

Just seen a child skipping
Don't see that much these days

>>220745034
'

not really fixed though is it

cant be arsed with this shite
takes me about 10 minutes just to post fucks sake

when will this fudging week end

went to pol to see if they thought the slow capchas are a conspiracy against them and they do

seasideMARK we have to think ourselfs very lucky in life DEE LADS

seems better for me now

Posting in my sleep

test to see if theyve unraped it yet

its still raped. raped and shite. shite raped website shit bastard hopeless tranny cunts running it. bastards

morning all

captcha seems OK on my machine this morn

>>220744815
That one is good.

>>220744871
She's thinking of the right thing to say.

>>220745292
supposed to be toiling but I'm in bed

>>220745323
new