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One Canada Square edition
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the most british picture ever
the slags
the mad lads
all it's missing is poo and crisps
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When I was in the 8th grade, yeah? Our basketball coach would always take us to Burger King after a game. Shit was mad pang. I would always order a Whopper with fries and a Dr. Pepper. To this day, a nigga always needs a DP when he goes to Burger King.
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>>220745555
some of the ones here have those drinks machines with an electronic touch screen and when you select your drink it 'makes' it in the machine like with the flavour syrups or whatever. I've had a Dr Pepper from such a machine in a burger king but it's not the same as drinking a normal Dr Pepper, doesn't taste the same.
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the lads
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>>220745598
chemically it's the exact same formula, it's just that you have got used to BPAs and plastics leaching into your DP from the cans you usually drink it from so when you have it as God intended it tastes weird
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>>220745618
apparently they made up 35% of all successful asylum claims last year
35%????
what the fuck are they doing at the home office??? did nobody perhaps think that the giant wave of gay pakis claiming asylum was not entirely legit??
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toilberg asked what i've been doing for the past month
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>>220745651
>what the fuck are they doing at the home office?
You have to understand that the people on the ground level in civil service positions do not care about the outcomes of their work at all. The people who rubber stamp these applications aren't involved in the processes that design the rejection / acceptance criteria. They aren't anywhere near that level of talks.
The people who oversee the bulk volume of these applications are "computer says yes/no" types. They see masses of forms and if the right boxes on the forms are ticked then the form gets the OK. It's numbers and letters on a screen. They don't think. They aren't required to.
Obviously the negative consequence of having such rigid, monolithic systems and structures in place means that these same systems are ripe to be raped by those willing to exploit them. If every application is a matter of ticking the right boxes and people know that there's no critical thought behind whether applications get accepted or rejected, just a cursory glance at some web form, you end up with mass scale fraud.
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>>220745748
I guess it's true what they say
pay peanuts you get monkeys
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>>220745669
I do the carnivore diet and just fry chicken thighs in butter til they're almost burnt to get them as crispy as possible. Eat em with buerre d'isigny butter and green or garlic tobasco. Sometimes I have steak. Drink black coffee. It's a peng life and never gets old. Ignore the faggy greenie weenie kiwi, you don't want to be like that anyways; they fell off since they stopped eating human beings. It's all about strayan beef my wayward son
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>>220745805
The fact that the proper process is to continue allowing thousands in every week is reason enough to know the whole system is rotten
Can Reform even fix this? Or would amending the current state of things rely on a total replacement of the civil service? (Which would mean a total replacement of the British state as a whole)
>Inb4 Restore
No meme party answers
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6.5/10 gf who totally adores you and shares your interests and wants to do any sex act you please
Or a 10/10 gf who's a bitch and always on her social media and wants you to buy her everything and just lies there during sex
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>>220745789
NTA but that's the thing isn't it? If you did actually have that job, let's say you were on £35,000 a year to sit at a computer in a comfy, warm, government building and deal with immigration applications on a computer. There's no incentive to rock the boat. You've essentially won a cushy life getting paid a reasonably respectable salary, safe in the knowledge you'll never be sacked and your employer will never go out of business. Gold plated pension, yearly salary increases, promotions based on time spent in the job.
So if the systems and powers that be want applications meeting X, Y and Z criteria approved, you just do it. Because ultimately you and yours are more important than some ideological notion that this country deserves better than endless hoards of Indians and Africans coming here on dodgy asylum claims and student visas. It's easier to do nothing, get paid, and let the world go to shit.
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>>220745816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
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>>220745881
Sounds like you're having a rough time of it. We can't change who we are, and you should try to accept yourself for you. I didn't do that with myself and i blew so many chances to love that I'm very sad now. Try to accept yourself
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Remembering secondary school (this was 15 years ago mind you) and two girls gained infamy one for pooing herself during sex at the point of orgasm, and another for masturbating herself using a KitKat chunky
Those were the times. Zoomers would never understand.
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you guys know the Home Office immigration system is not one person at a desk going through the whole thing? it's multiple teams reviewing different aspects with checks and balances in place
A brown doesn't enter the country because Sandra in Liverpool ticked one box while she was half paying attention
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Timmy, I...
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>>220745888
>chicks who move around a bunch during sex are obnoxious
alri rapelad
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i also don't like most foods that people think are tasty
they're either too sugary, too greasy or too salty
chocolate, ice cream, kebabs, paki pizza... all vile muck
most people have destroyed their taste buds and can't understand the pleasure of a simple tomato or orange
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yeah i'm pretty sure i already have schizophrenia from abusing speed and being an alcoholic
had the voices before and hallucinations too
usually involving heathermong
i was convinced i had captured him at one point
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>>220746002
i was in new york in 98 and some guy selling vegetables had some free slices of tomatoes to try at the front of his stall
ever since then i have had tomatoes as a snack
also worth noting tomatoes are technically a fruit
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>>220746011
i was planning on kidnapping him i had planned everything and at one point i actually believed i had him locked up in my bathroom
i didn't use the bathroom for 2 days because i was afraid he would escape
had to pee in the kitchen sink and thankfully i didn't need to poo
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hm yes checks and balances you see, splendid, let the mong out and feed children to him for diversity's sake yes
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I was drunk and extremely horny and none of the fit birds showed any interest so I went into some grimy old pub and started talking to an old lady who was actually okay for her age, dressed nice etc but once we got back to mine she had saggy skin and her body looked awful. I also slipped it into her arse because she something about her pussy hurting and it smelled very bad. UGH
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give it a fucking rest literal teenagers in here
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This is why I can’t trust people every cunt in the comments is just like “looks fine bro smile!”
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strictly chinese women for me. sometimes they look very confused and know zero english, and i have to wait for some signal from a shady triad looking lad before entering. all part of the fun really, they often refuse blacks and non-whites
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Knew I’d fucking failed at life when I got my first job at Lidl my mum and stepdad (who I’d only known for 3 months) both broke down into tears of joy when I told them. Don’t know why I didn’t just kill myself back then
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https://thaiconsulatela.thaiembassy.org/en/publicservice/dtv-visa
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>>220746170
you support abortion?
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ran out of coffee so got a tim hortons this morning and remember why i dont ever get coffee outside of my house. i bought it 25 minutes ago and it is still scalding hot HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK IT ITS TOO FUCKING HOT
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*leaps into /brit/*
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r luce
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>>220746400
It has cool buildings and big bucks are made there. But of course London has so many other areas with different things to offer. When you combine all those different parts of London, you get the most peng city in the UK
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>>220746494
I only have trollfaces.
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*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Happy Birthday Emma! Giz a fart for the lads.
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>>220746560
What does that mean?
>>220746581
Doubt it, he was a serial ban evader but not even close to the level of mousey, heathermong, etc
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Might have to go to big shop toil today. A Sisyphean task is it not?
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>>220745854
>Or would amending the current state of things rely on a total replacement of the civil service?
This, leftists have been very effective at "matching through the institutions" to the point that they basically run the bureaucratic sides of these institutions alongside an increasing number of minorities some of whom are there for the easy work and others who are actively hostile to this country
Any reforms that any party puts through are going to face intense backlash from the masses actually doing the work and they can and will just choose to ignore them
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>>220746671
I've never really been able to get on board with this. I think it's because I need to know what I want to buy in advance rather than just looking at things and going "yeah I'll have that". I'm not a very organised person.
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Old English and Old Frankish were mutually intelligible, and it's no doubt a contributing factor to Æthelberht of Kent's marriage to Bertha in the 6th century. It's funny to think that an Anglo-French marriage led to the Christianisation of the English. French pussy literally saved the SOVL of England
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Eurovision in a month. Will you be watching?
Remember the time there was that gay industrial BDSM pro-Palestine act on in what is supposedly a child appropriate apolitical show?
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>>220746629
he’s been ghostposting on the archive in /brit/ threads for a while after seemingly being permabanned
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/country/Ca/ghost /only/
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>Wearing a cardigan
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>>220746845
There are several reasons I won't be watching, main one being I'm not a woman or a massive gay. Second is I don't like shit music. The rest are negligible. I disapprove of Israel being involved but that's mainly due to the name of it being Eurovision, if something isn't within vision of Europe I don't think it should be involved. Morocco can come since you can see it from Spain.
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Her farts sustain me.
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>>220746950
Bede lived several generations before the first Viking raids, so such a creation would be anachronistic. Perhaps you can sodomise a saintly man yourself? An excitable Mongoloid may one day celebrate you in the form of a manga or anime
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>>220746965
the funniest ones are where he replies to normal posts made on the ‘chon even though the person he’s replying to can’t even read it
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>>220746971
Halo halo halo what's all this then?
That what you mean yeah?
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