>>220746928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOZLSho2o-M

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>>220747065
*edition

Man, I’m feeling like a Rockstar

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The stinky fart from the pretty girl’s butt.

new Hungarian prime minister already pissing off leftypol. Hasn’t even been a full week

when i opened my curtains i saw a squirrel carrying a big slice of bread

>>220747104
delaying GTA6 again are we?

chatgpt tell me the vaginal acidity level of monkeys

love me not is such a tune bro

>>220747123
Didnt immediately allow gay marriage and tell Putin to do one?

@grok is this true?

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Seems like half of my twitter is black british people being like "making moves [money emoji]" when statistically most of them are on under £40k a year and often live in expensive areas of the country.

Like they always seem be on about "crabs in a bucket" type stuff and renting out mansions near London for parties

can't have squirrels here cause of woke

The UK should be a nation of religious freedom

You should be able to believe in Christianity, or Islam, or Hinduism, or Judaism, or any other religion, or no religion at all

>>220747175
Coin coin coin coin

white woman melting my dick off

>>220747177
didn't know you had squirrels over there desu
thought it was all koalas

Once got a bacterial infection on my cock from fucking a girl in the arse and then not washing until the following evening (very hungover). It basically hung around making me itchy and red on the bellend for a few months but was miraculously cured next time I shagged a girl. Popped my dick in her vag and her magic juices fixed everything. Quite a gamble looking back on it but glad we had a happy ending.

The wholesale annihilation of nons is a necessity for Whites to achieve interstellar civilisation.

>>220747205
we don't
can't
woke
been over this haven't I

>>220747207
ok

>>220747192
yeah we tried doing that and it turns out when you invite savages into the countrt they'll impose their religion on you

>>220747219
good, fuck them squirrels

>>220747192
I think actually it is already that.

frozen mixed veg is always 60% fucking carrots

would love to be a squirrel no stress just playing around all day eating nuts soaking up the sun living life in the moment

>>220747206
He really did fuck it all up didnt he

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squattoil punted into outer space

>>220747155
already posted lad >>220747135

>>220747207
>union jack
>fucking a girl in the arse
who you think you gonna fool?

>>220747246
chop fresh carrots they're cheap as
any frozen veg that isn't peas or corn is fucking miserable and no way to live

ave got gay poorn at me ooose

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Titmog is worse than cock mog

>>220747246
shouldn't buy it then you fucking tasteless runt

>>220747272
AI

>>220747272
no it's not

>>220747272
as a man you really should stop caring about willard size, it's only there for your pleasure and if you're shagging a drunk bird after a night out she's not exactly going to back out when she sees the size of it.

>>220747272
godless oriental tummies

>>220747272
wrong, right has a nice body. my tiny penis is just an abomination

>>220747297
how are you supposed to keep a woman around then
strange mindset

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>Why do white women all of a sudden want a big ass? I thought a small ass was always what they wanted.

>>220747316
he not allowed

I live for this shit

i’m such a fucking chopped incel chud it’s over lads

>>220747319
show your superior strength (in a playful way), turn her down once or twice, then lick her arsehole

>>220747338
fucking ktim!

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NED LUDD
WAS RIGHT

>>220747339
has this actually worked for you in the past or am i going to have to jay you

>>220747338
seeing you use /brit/ just to whingemaxx made my cortisol levels spike highkey

>>220747260
Finally what

>>220747335
is there a fast and furious new film planned?

Cracking pair of tits

went to the park to workout but forgot my stuff so i did 3 sets of 5 dips and left. pointless

>>220747264
Can tell the person who made this was seething about their neighbour

>>220747374
Bet you could peel that makeup off her face like a latex mask

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>has this actually worked for you in the past or am i going to have to jay you

sex is beneath me

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Safe

thinking about scandinavian girls pink pussies and orange spray tanned faces and my cock got bigger

in bed snerkling

>>220747410
right now think about a giant black willy and get back to me

>>220747382
thanks x

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>You're probably a Papist, innit?

>>220747374
why does every chinese cat always have that fucking squished face look its insane
its like the bug mentality even prevents their pets looking unique

>>220747429
corrr corrr post them

I’m in bed. Snoozing.

hey guys its nicole

>>220747453
>>220747441

>>220747424
:|

i turned myself into an incel hermit chud morty

Got that bloody kpop demon hunters song in my head

>>220747321
Most brit women already have big asses because they're all obese

would kill myself if my knob was under 6 inches ngl

>>220747485
black forest gyatteau

Kpop desu lads

>>220747065
>catherine of aragon
>stayed in London the whole time as regent as Henry VIII was in France or thr low countries
>we better put her in the commanders part anyway

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I love this show like you wouldn't believe. Some aspects of it remind me of my childhood, thanks for coming up with such great show lads x

Got ghosted by a really cute girl that I really liked and haven't been able to think of anything else all week, can't even have a wank as it just feels so pointless lol lmao
:(

>>220747513
>Some aspects of it remind me of my childhood
ok cassos

>gf has clogged the toilet
>she insists it's with tissue paper
>she refuses to let me go in there and unclog it because I know she's lying and there's a fat turd in there
>she insists on calling in a plumber and when he gets here I can guarantee she blames the shit on me

irritating little shrew she is

>>220747522
Cheers la

>>220747517
been there x

>>220747515
looks like alan carr coughed on it

>>220747515
Yeast infection

>>220747530
un peu triste quand même

>>220747527
This is an absurd situation to be in. Just give her a plunger and tell her to fix her own problems.

>>220747535
Vile

>>220747485
why is she doing that in a shop?

Can't stop thinking about last night's dateberg and what a mental retard I must have come across as
I've never been in such a weird state and had to maintain a conversation it was incredibly uncomfortable

>>220747517
happens lad. worst thing you can do is wallow in it

>>220747527
Get a coathanger and claw that massive dump load out
Then go off and say her massive dump load is off to the coast

>>220747538
En fait pas cassos du tout pêh c'est plutôt le côté festif de la série

>>220747527
When I clog my toilet with poo I just take the poop knife and put my hand down into the toilet water up to the elbow then swirl the knife around until the blockage is broken up then whooosh the water flushes itself away.

>>220747552
modern dating is a humiliation ritual

>>220747562
pas de dimanche barbecue-pétanque?

>>220747527
Women have a habit of using half a toilet roll for a lil tinkle then act all cutesy when the bathroom floods.

>>220747552
You could tell her that and ask for a second date and make sure you eat properly before it

mad how just standing behind a bird and putting your hand on her hip or the small of her back is enough to get you into a conversation and her wanting to fuck you half an hour later

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hippo nigga killing a baby hippo nigga whilst the mother can do nothing but watch

evil species
EVIL

>>220747594
Post covid dating is definitely a cuck ritual. RIP to all you single mongs.

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fuck my pathetic faggot chud life

>>220747600
Si si il y avait ça aussi, évidemment. Mais j'ai le souvenir quand j'étais gamin que tous les week ends il y avait du monde à la maison, des amis de la famille, les cousins cousines tata tonton etc, ça faisait la fête jusqu'à pas d'heure et on finissait par s'endormir sur des chaises dans la cuisine ou dans le canapé avec la musique à fond, c'était le bon vieux temps.

>>220747615
right well you didn’t have to post this

>>220747632
We had the 100 years war to stop this sort of posting.

>>220747632
bah tout va alors, rien à voir avec cette série de kassos

You enter Croydon the ninth circle of hell

英語の方がいいよフランス貴様

>>220747642
yea and you lost it lol

>>220747600
>>220747632
>>220747650
oi. none of that here

>>220747642
Which we won so I'm entitled to use french in here
>>220747650
C'est la nostalgie qui parle et personne ne peut rien contre la nostalgie, anon. Bonne journée, je m'en vais.

pushups are good you should all do them

>>220747600
>>220747632
fug :DD its the norman invasions :D

>>220747656
Grew up near croydon pre 2010. Was a shithole then, can't imagine how dire it is now.

>>220747609
I can't double text it's pathetic

>>220747615
survival of the fittest innit

>>220747677
diev et mon droit

>>220747677
should have bought our submarines haha

>>220747672
>>220747680
Not how I remember it. Fuck off

>>220747656
living there must be dehumanising

>>220747615
leftypol kills millions of babies every year

>>220747690
Who cares, stop following dumb social media rules that never work and just be honest

>>220747694
not a frankish word amongst them

>>220747681
Pushups are great if you've never worked out before

>>220747705
It's a pre-requisite for living there

feel like shit just want klopp back

>>220747690
are you 16 years old?

do you ever think about how many spazzes who've posted on /brit/ have actually killed themselves

there has to have been at least a few

gagging for a bockle of ale and some doritos

lads
>I'm watching this fella from east london
>cleans up pensioners houses for free and/or public streets/crossings/parks
>Uses a power washer and all other types of tools to get rid of decades of grime and brambles and the like.
>This one vid stands out though
>He's cleaning up for some pensioner and (though he wasn't allowed to say this part), apparently her son comes back and orders him to stop
>apparently there's some sort of law where if a house looks overgrown and delapidated enough the occupant can be kicked out and forced into a home and the son would be the beneficiary I guess

is that a thing?
evil little worm anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V2b1usMEi4

>>220747725
no why would I think that I just think positive thoughts

>>220747680
salut mon pote *pleure en drucker*

https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/4chan-fined-450000-for-not-protecting-children-from-online-pornography
sad innit

>>220747713
>>220747721
*looks pensively into the distance*
You normies just wouldn't get it

Went out with da boys and the new guy who we had sporadically for the past year who was leaving forever got drunk and told me he always hated me and found me annoying.

I was genuinely flummoxed because I thought we had gotten along well and the whole experience has left me a bit bitter and paranoid.

It's so fucking over.
I was gooning my heart out loud as can be... thought I heard a noise about midway through but put it down to the neighbours.
Go to clean up, notice my sister's car on the front as she's just getting in to leave.
Clearly she's come to my house, let herself in (unannounced), clearly heard me going at it 100 mph, then decided to turn around and leave.
I feel sick. What do I even say to her???

>>220747680
>>220747747
est ce que vous etes des bougnoules mdr

>>220747725
Probably. I still recall characters from 2014 like ribena lad, the sheikh among others with a smile. At least some of the others have probably offed themselves.

>>220747765
ever shag her up the arse

>>220747768
non, t'es un paki?

>>220747765
haha

Functioning members of society walking around who used to be /brit/ regulars.
It just not right is it

>>220747757
The little runt had to have a drink to summon the courage to tell you. Funny that.

>>220747773
when I think 2014 I just remember there were maths and cs students (or larpers) from places like cambridge and warwick, craven and bogsim from /sp/ and the cara obsessed aussie guy

>>220747757
brutal

>>220747795
I'm the most well adjusted and high functioning one here and I frequently drop in to vent unfiltered filth before closing the tab and leaving to pick up my kids. Just has to be done.

>>220747745
Me too x

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>craven

>>220747781
No
>>220747786
Laugh all you want, I'll never recover

>>220747765
You can write a fable lad i'll give you that

>>220747808
Ha I remember cara obsessed lad. Ed Miliband and slag posting was more my jam. Also merchant navy lad.

>>220747773
I wonder how the lad who used to take heroic doses of psychedelic research chems is

>>220747765
Invite her to join you next time

rorke posting on thestudentroom.co.uk

>>220747837
She's probably asking her friends for advice on catching her brother wanking. They'll likely tell their friends too.

well this is a new for me

just had a wank to the thought of this >>220747527

How different the world would be now if we had simply set aside the rhetoric

still have occasional sex dreams about link from breath of the wild nearly a decade on

>>220747818
No you don’t Rorke. Be quiet.

get more groceries get eaten get more groceries get eaten get more groceries get eaten

>>220747863
I was on there back in the day, occasionally there'd be a thread with some semblance of normality and then an uppity woman/wog/commie/etc would come along and ruin it by having a paddy

>>220747863
LMAO i used to post on this site and even went to a meetup in 2009 oh my days just remembered shagging a girl off this site before i went to uni

>>220747881
Sometimes I affectionately refer to my son as Rorke

>>220747895
ok

mad how beard hairs are just face pubes

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little lamberg

>>220747615
>put females in oestrus
so watching their kids get killed and eaten makes them horny
fucking women

we're all here aren't we? the lads

Hahaha yh thek kaha. Ruthless ZQ profile. Ruthless ZQ. . Badass1ZQ1. Feb 26. اور کچھ شوہروں کو پتہ ہی نہیں ان کی بیویاں ٹیوئٹر پر کنواری ہیں. Adult Society.

>>220747940
i don't think i can pull a pube moustache

Tummyberg won't stop making gay little noises.

>>220747943
get him fattened up
get him made into a pie

walked past the turkish barbers and there was a kid in there having his hair cut and he was screaming and crying like he was being murdered

>>220747943
scrminh at the lambstein standing under that lamp
bro is like
>bahhhhh it warm :)

>buy from a company called british supplements
>theyre from ireland
ive been done theyve done me

>>220747986
child rapist

I look at pictures of average women smiling on instagram and then imagine them in "slut mode", good wank material honestly

Could probably even use AI but not sure about the legalities around that even if it's just for myself

my name is harry dresden mother fucker

>>220747993
They're just refusing to acknowledge the fenian terror state innit

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Chester A. Arthur, the most famous and memorable US president of them all.

>>220748009
do it again harry dresden

*bursts out of a giant cake wheeled into /brit/*

>>220747974
prolly just finished raping lil bro :/

>>220747993
bin done haven't ye just lad

Was feeling nostalgic and looked up an ex who cheated on me 10 years ago on social media. She was a skinny scene cosplay girl and has now bloated to the size of a house. Genuinely massive. Had a good chuckle when I saw her.

>>220748034
and thinnest!

>>220748008
Deepfakes of celebrities will land you in prison. But you'll be fine as long as it's commoners. This is legal advice.

>>220748005
Why would you say this ;_;

>ribena
is that mong still posting or what’s going on with him?

>>220747527
Boiling water does it

>>220748059
don't know sorry

so are all you cunts in your mid 30s or 40s or what

>>220748034
his fathers house was in my home village. it's still there it's the only thing to see in the village

>>220748049
ever shag her up the arse?

>>220748066
I used to check his blog every once in a while and last I checked he was crossdressing

>>220748049
>Genuinely massive. Had a good chuckle when I saw her.
unlesss she has a fetishist bf who likes them big
until you confirm she doesn't, you lost

>>220747513
Remember when it had james mcavoy in it

>>220748076
34 soon

>>220748075
thats ok xx

>>220748076
im brazils youngest 34 year old

>>220747527
state of normtard relationships lol
my gf would never

>>220747527
not to be that asshole but that’s prolly cronem’s used condom she flushed in a hurry :/

Like the idea of getting a skinny girl a bit chubby and plump, would never go full fat though

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>>220748103
bros 34
>>220748107
bros 34

>>220748095
No, she was weird about her ass. She did love blowing me constantly though. I guess there were signs.

>>220748100
Think she actually has a lot of health problems too, she was asthmatic

>>220748076
unironically 40

>>220748127
prefer my women skinny even a tiny bit fit but chubby is a go

fuck it might swing by the turkish vendor and get a lamb döner for lunch

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poo gaming

>>220748076
Recently turned 30 and contemplating moving to aussie with the wife.

>>220748076
we're all 18-28 anyone pretending to be older than that is lying theres no way theres 30+ year old men on here posting about poo willies all day

>>220748164
Cant see the appeal myself

>>220748076
I am 35 but look 20

>>220748169
I'm 30+ posting while sprint planning. Haha poo willy

>>220748164
Fucking fantastic another bloody One Nation voter

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>>220748169
um yeah haha

>>220748169
thats what im saying

I'm only 31 years young

>>220748127
GOOD post
i need to see body parts JIGGLING

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Mackenzie is missing.
The 14-year-old was last seen at Nunawading Train Station around 7.40pm on April 14.

how do I get a cosplay gf or alternately a gf who will cosplay for me?

>>220748180
Kinda tired of the rain and wogs.

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>>220747065

>>220748212
get involved in cosplay?

how do I get a missing person gf

>>220748208
wonder if she jiggles

shagging hte monkeys from bloons tower defnse

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bronze aint bad boys

>>220748218
You can say goodbye to the rain but the wogs not so much.

>>220748198
just a kid

>>220747613
can i do that with a cat?

>>220748262
Well that's no good.

>>220748238
um
>>220748249
UM

>>220748254
Fuck those Swiss cunts

bloons tower defense moab flying up my arse

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>>220748231

dont like how um posters um both pedophillic and cute posts, doesnt reflect well upon you

>>220748218
>he doesn't know

>>220748300
>every white person is an american fifties sitcom parody

>>220748289
best post of all time

>>220748322
Left looks banging.

Underwear too small for my massive bollocks.

>>220748344
scre

u could shag them silly back in the day n no one gave a shit

>>220748322
they are a bunch of classless half witted yahoos always have been always will be

Shout out to aussie for Bluey. My son loves bluey.

>once opened consume within 2 days
FUCK sake how am i supposed to eat 40 slices of ham in 2 days

>>220748344
#Bosh
#WhiteManMarchesOn
#StopTheBoats
#GetThemOut
#ShaggingMyAuntUpTheArse

stop calling our country aussie just say aus you strange men

philips head screwdriver down the ol 'rethra

>>220748369
granary bread
mayonnaise
english mustard
lettuce
red onion
tomato

>>220748357
chickens??

>>220748369
You bought a 40 pack of ham? Are you mad?

>>220748369
im sure you'll find a way fat boy

>>220748369
day 1 - ham sandwich with 2 slices of ham
day 2 - 38 slices of ham

>>220748364
"aussie" is the demonym not the term for the country itself you blithering idiot

>>220748369
mmmm 40 slices of British ham.
1…
2…

age of consent is 16

why don't we see more older guys with 16 year gfs?

if i was a billionaire i wouldn't be wasting my time with 20 year olds when 16 is legal

>>220748411
Didn't ask. Thanks for bluey

anyone else shout "FUCKING SEX" when they see a sex arse fit bird outside?

I want to work under the table but since I'm a white guy I don't have the connections to find someone to employ me cash in hand.

>>220748421
older foids hate this and will do everything possible to prevent you from enjoying some 16 year old leg

>>220748421
Not a fan of this mohammed posting gimmick.

>>220748424
if you ever DARE set foot here i'll be waiting on the airport tarmac to deck you the instant your plane door opens

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scrannin half a jar of these with an ale for luncheon

>>220748445
holy wogoli

>>220748449
i'm talking about leo dicaprio type shit he obviously likes the young uns why doesn't he bonk 16 year olds rorke?

>>220748445
You can work under the table I'm sitting at and nosh me off.

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just had the reform dan thomas leaflet lucky I didn’t see the cunt who put it through my door else it would’ve been on

Doesn't bluey teach kids to harass their dads and their dads to do silly dances for their kids?

>>220748445
you could nosh that anon off under the table

>>220748457
the decision to market small veg as "baby [item]" has been a revolution for the vegetable economy. Baby carrots, baby corn, baby onions, all normal items that were just smaller than expected yet they can be bundled and sold as baby whatevers and people think hmm yeah could go some baby carrots.

>>220748488
idk i'd shag the mum though

>>220748457
Your bowels will be a mess

>>220748076
i'm 29
not much time left for me it seems

>>220748494
yeah except they're pickled onions that I'm buying by weight at the same price you nonce

>bonke 16 year old rorke?
literally a paki woman would type like this

>>220748488
It encourages parents to actually engage and play with their kids. A radical concept in the big 2026

>>220748494
baby vegetables are genuinely useful thoughbeit you get more overall vegetable surface area to absorb flavour with a million baby corns vs one big one

im twenty FOUR
I have never had a JOB
I have never spoken to a GIRL
I have no FRIENDS
My family hate ME

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>>220748538

>>220748538
ktinm

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>>220748538

>>220748533
Hate baby sweetcorn me

>>220748538
bit cringe innit

>>220748513
The jar in your image says baby onions. Your concession is accepted.

look at me everyone i've got a tiny willy

scranning an adult sweetcorn

>>220748538
Honestly that's pretty grim lad. Lmaoing at your life

yeah I’m sure you all have such amazing lives you must forget you are also on this website with me on a wednesday

like to use baby carrots me because i can fit more of them up my bumhole

>>220748561
fucking adore this brad
easily the best of all time

>>220748577
wish someone would do that do me lol

yeah I’m sure you all have such amazing lives you must forget you are sharing this forum with me on a Wednesday exactly that’s what I thought

Rain starting in about 3 hours.

>>220748584
*looks at you*

it’s a Wednesday and you are here aswell with me but still you have the nerve to laugh at me

>>220748538
i'm neet but i've had jobs and a social life in the past, just not currently.

i think what makes situations like this bad is when your parents start telling you all sorts of nonsense like they're the only ones who know how to fix your life. in reality, they're boomers, they don't know shit about the world in 2026. you need to figure out a route forward by yourself.

ill often deliver a flurry of kicks before i begin my final finishing strikes

>>220748608
late evening here tbf
every uk flag itt is sat here in the middle of a weekday right now

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ktim

>>220748626
I love submerging myself in this filth then closing the window and going back to my perfect life

>>220748652
don't care
got any information on the greggs at st. peter's road tram stop's chicken bake situation?
would love a naughty little snack me

>>220748665
My parents are not boomers they are young

im a satanic incel and im possessed by demons

>>220748691
want to caress his gooey lesions and eat the big long mozzarella pus strands that emerge

NEW
>>220731784
>>220731784
>>220731784
>>220731784

real new
>>220745323
>>220745323

antipodean anime nonces

he's only gone and posted the bloody old

>>220748805
>>220748805
>>220748805
>>220748805
real new

fucking retards

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bit of an anime nonce myself, frankly