tung
tung
tung
sahur

>>220758317
jamaican brainrot be like pum pum pum sahur mon

might get into reggae and become a rasta and take down babylon once and for all

was elliot rodger a rorke or just a regular 'cel

Getting married to a niggers anus

>>220758330
mi gwan liv for jah

>>220758344
s

>>220758350
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAMniggeranus

gone down again?

>>220758378
better not have

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Emma that’s gross! Very unladylike!

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get off your phone bitch. so sick of these holes.

bashing my you know what to you know what

>>220758380
x

emma watson turned 16 today.
happy birthday emma!

>>220758390
stupid hoe got beasted on #killwomen

>>220758403
corrr

Thats mum in the hospy then :/

remember borat
that nigga was funny

>>220758416
sending thoughts and prayers x (and i'm not even joking x)

morning laddoids

>>220758418
wawawewa
king in the castle king in the castle i have a chair i have a chair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4be-5Xxols

>>220758416
Lord watch over your mother

borat and ali g funny
bruno was alright

Spear Master Rates 9 Spear Fights in Movies and TV

Grangler rates 9 grangling scenes in movies and tv

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Twitter just keeps sinking deeper and deeper into shit with its garbage ads.

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is it safe

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>>220758471
Nothing but jeets promoting AI garbage.

>>220758471
Why do Indians love this shit so much?

>>220758470
good webm

just made a noise

was some white bacteria on my bacon but we wash it off and get to cooking #grindset

>>220758513
I do not give you permission to post this picture of me

doing gay cartwheels

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male marmot gets nails clipped and his gf gets scared
very cute video

>>220758527
>>220758543
ok i will jerk off !!

penus wenus

>>220758555
the way they stand is so funny

>>220758431
>>220758453
Thanks x

>>220758555
corr big.lebowski good.film

bridges shoulda won oscar for it

>>220758596
would love to be a working class construction worker chad with a big titted wife/gf

my name is retep

>>220758596
she would be perfek if tits bit smaller

Just had my 14th beer (568ml) and don't feel that drunk, think that might be a sign to cut down desu

>>220758596
AI slop
real men love the inbetweeners mum, you know the one

>>220758643
ummm, is this real!!?!?!

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>>220758651

>>220758668
>she was only 34 in the first series

>>220758668
... yea, you bumder

>>220758675
was mental when the first time I realised a MILF in a scene was younger than me

>>220758651
>>220758684
alri Patrice

alexa, play solid base 'this is how we do it'

hotdogs in a tortilla for supper it seems

fucked again is it?

I'M A QUESTION MARK???

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my name's not Patrice
it's Grégory

>>220758703
all brobdingnagians aren't we

I’m totally not a yank btw.

/brit/ more like /?/

why did hiromoot buy this site if he has no interest in maintaining it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpU5-oQMGzs

The website has been burping and farting and shitting the bed for the days now. Get it together.

Brit here. Just wanted to say that as a Brit, I owe my country's freedom to the United States of America for saving the UK twice in wars we started or jumped into like idiots.

Thank you brave handsome yanks!

very mysterious. i like it

>>220758826
hwat in tarnation?

I am a dumb fat retarded American and I apologise for calling british women (who are the most angelic creatures this side of heaven) ugly and for saying that your beautiful teeth are bad. I am fat and retarded and american
forgive me

>>220758848
Also I've heard that yanks are well endowed and we should offer our women to them. Off to Tesco for me for a sausage roll then.

poo bradley

whats this [ ? ] nonsense, foreigners out

We Scotsmen have always enjoyed the taste of English seed

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Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson on the set of Zoolander 3

/brit/ without flags messes with the dynamic of the general. It’s a necessary part of the thread.

it's like brit has gone woke

>>220758922
>didn't pay their flag loicense
tragic

I'm Irish

>>220758915
Ric Ocasek and Benjamin Orr

hey guys ziedbelg here
i'm gay lol

*sniff* *sniff*
Alright, nobody panic, but I think an Israeli has entered the thread.

>>220758915
that's literally rorke

right good evening my fellow british chaps!

well then lads lets all have us a cheeky cuppa then right

started calling my gf's cat rorke and my gf laughed and she calls him rorke now lol

haha I am brown and can post here without you noticing

>>220758991
Kek saw that earlier, unfathomably based. Apparently it bans them from dating events and other social events. I keep meaning to look on Reddit for the seethe posts.

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>>220759012
*notices*

is this the real april fools

>>220758991
mental how powerful terfs are

Pikey

I liking cat of rorke mans lady friend my good pals

Japanese Xitter posts are either the most wholesome comment you've ever seen, the most racist, or both.

>>220759077
fucking typical, I try to make a post about the question mark flag and my post is the first to be normal
FUCK OFF

fun's over

>>220759032
It's stunning. Some women at my work actually managed to get a tranny fired. It was for a reason however, he was apparently making sure they could see his dick whenever he used the womens bathroom by "accidentally" forgetting to put it away before coming out of the stall and would say "teehee oops". It put a strain on the one disabeld toilet on that floor of the building since every woman started to use it kek.

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watching the screen waiting for my post to go through

>>220759032
think it has more to do with trannies being so totally repugnant on their own it's hard for anyone to have sympathy for them

>>220759077
>>220759095
scream

oh it's back to normal i think

>>220759098
reckon that didnt happen

Hello

>>220759157
Actually did, that's why I was completely stunned by it. I thought people wouldn't dare say shit about it out of fear of being call bigots or whatever but women just don't seem to give a shit anymore.

>>220759171
it didnt but go off

NSA-Mossad finished their doxxocaust scrubbing it seems

https://voca.ro/1jxbtKGJBgMt

>>220759179
I love owls

>>220759184
dilate

>>220759204
?

>>220759187
hooting

>>220759164
hi ian mate how are you

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>>220759188
they are very cute

>>220759187
grow up 'ian'

>>220759238
I am fine, how are you?

IRN BRU

Ian is my favourite /brit/ personality

>>220759244
not what they seem

https://voca.ro/1kOX0Txg82e7

support the trans people
don't support the terfs
simple as

boswellox

>>220759187
>>220759276
I don't know who to believe

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>>220759266
they can be a bit creepy too

>>220759276
based real and cool ian not the fake and gay ian from earlier

https://voca.ro/1fZKrflzwN4s

>>220759187
>>220759276
sounds identical to me?

imagine if woke was spelled woak

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>>220759324
>

if I ever met a /brit/ poster in real life I think I would enter fight or flight mode and probably try to kill him

I'll go visit me hospitalized mum on saturday after leveraging the hospitalized mum situation with the protogf on our date friday

>>220759364
even me?

what if ian and cody linked up

>>220759379
I don't know what you look like but if you're bigger than me I would run away

>>220759385
im a mere waif of a thing

>>220759389
ok I would probably attack you then sorry x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvYrg2JGwSQ

>>220759397
oh no :( how badly

>>220759380
we'd share a 12 pack of pabst assuming this is once im done getting piss tested by the govberg

wagetoil
Gymtoil
Skincare toil
That’s me in bed now x

>>220759404
very violently like a cornered animal xxxx

>>220759411
what's the skincare regimen?

>>220759434
I don't like that

Listen to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2v4DA2UwSA

>>220759441
let's hope we don't meet then :P

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>>220759448
Christie Monteiro sex arse

imagine you're from azerbaijan and that's it you're just azerbaijani for life

>>220759452
gon go cry now

>>220759448
>>220759458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuPZBD_78EI

don't want it to get sunny
wish it could rain all year

little bumpy coz i'm a numpty haha x

they should do the kosovo thing for more disputed territories
independent kashmir and such

need a big fat arse on my face

>>220759513
free barnsley

>>220759510
aha x

>>220759521
a female one?

>>220759574
yes

Bon Jovi voice: Tommy used to jerk off my cock

right that's a two and a half hour long goon session done then

don't know what to do with myself

>>220759628
start walking around with a magnifying glass searching for clues

>>220759591
that's good x

>>220759646
i might go for a walk. its getting light out.

for you page
jeffrey epstein dancing with tung tung sahur
missile attack
cute seal
cat eating ice cream
ishowspeed
goonbait

>>220759646
s

always forget im talking with the absolute dreg vfs during my normal 10pm

>>220759681
>absolute dreg vfs
ktim

>>220759681
>absolute dreg vfs
ktim

>>220759687
>>220759692
ktim

>>220759681
FOY

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isn't it good that you can just type "walking in mumbai 4k" and see what it's like there without actually having to go

plan 1
have 900mg pregabalin
take a steak out of the fridge
have some yogurt
go for a walk
have steak and eggs
ring my dadberg

or
plan 2
take 1500mg pregabs
get the steak out of the fridge
go back upstairs and have a wank
if i dont fall asleep ill have steak and eggs
take a nap
ring dad in the evening

>>220758696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stPmAjQFhpA

>>220759728
lowkey some baddies in these videos

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>have 900mg pregabalin
>take 1500mg pregabs

>>220759681
Not me. I'm up early so I can go to the gym before work

might go tesco and get some crumpets, clotted cream

>>220759774
truee

wot is clotted cream

CHVNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMzyleT2FqY

>>220759820
cream but thick

>>220759856
mental

doing an elvis impression and making myself laugh

I am praying that Clavicular succumbs to his injuries

>>220759873
why
he's just an innocent sperg

>>220759884
Seen a video of him being a cunt

>>220759892
same actually

>>220759865
something posh people eat on crumpets and scones

so any good film recs to watch with a woman? got 6 so far

>>220759904
Glad we agree

>>220759908
x

watching sergon of swindon and he is full of shite

The Grottyman Empire

>>220759906
pretend i suggested something wildly inappropriate

>>220759906
Irreversible

>>220759906
crazy stupid love

>>220759873
You are a nasty little man

>>220759906
sweet home alabama

Sources are telling me Clavicular is stable

>>220759906
The Adjustment Bureau

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The list thusfar
>>220759958
No
>>220759938
No
>>220759988
No
>>220760008
No

>>220759905
bring back hanging i say

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i need your lovin baby, give me some sugar

Likes to watch westerns
And ride me without the hands

claviculars in a coma apparently

pray to allah he survives

kek clavicular apprently walked out of jnterview coz he got offended sum demented boomer asked if he was an incel

weak sauce dat

i'm a gemini

still remember the look on the water company womans face as if i was insane when i told her there were 3 toilets in the house

good memory dat was

>>220760092
diss kinda fing is what ted kazinskki was warning people about

>>220760098
Upstairs, downstairs, and the garden haha xx

yes my balls hang low
yes they wobble to and fro
i can tie them in a knot
i can tie them in a bow

>>220760120
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?

>>220760120
*grabs your balls ties them into a noose around me neck and jumps out the window*

>>220760078
leave clav alone

>>220760141
no that would be quite frivolous

>>220760078
He's a spaz. Gen Z is lost in the sauce

there is someone in australia that i want to die but i dont know how to find him

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>>220758291
>>220758317
>>220758325
Zieldcrap and his mum getting fucked by blackies

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Go tell your friends about it
I'm that nigga with the hair
Singin' 'bout poppin' pills, fuckin' bitches, livin' life so trill

zieldcrap getting blacked into a wheelchair

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Linda ronstadt gf 2026

blacks were worse for zieldbergs brain (Detroit) where he gets raped by black people

>>220760283
and he has his wheelchair technician install a big black dildo onto the seat sticking directly up his ass so he always has his beloved cronem with him

Is living in a massive HMO a bad idea?

have a feeling they're full of loud smelly wogs for some reason

>>220760316
zieldcrap got blacked by cronem into a wheelchair because they wanted him to have his own physical tarded bennies so he could sit on 4chan all day ruining things for people

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>>220759906
Groundhog day

catberg summons me, I must answer his call

>>220760330
nigga walking like a clanker
only reason a clanker is getting hate is because it isnt android
them Indians love having they two phones with two SIM cards each just to use WhatsApp

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I will kill myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTwESBcgoyQ

>>220759906
>>220760049
nosferatu the vampyre (1972)
the northman
la reine margot (1994)
la dolce vita
poor things
apocalypto

rub my fucking tummy

>>220760092
My tweet of this video in 2020 got featured on icanhazcheezburger
>>220760348
One day before she ghosts you forever

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>>220760353

>>220760365
me weh
me when

>>220760369
https://www.youtube.com/watch/FUAR6dfe53U

>>220760343
I was befuddled to see how common apple products are with zoomers/foreigners/women
They cannot even picture possibility of someone having android and windows
Like, it's beyond their imaginative abilities. Like we're some 4 dimensional beings. Like muslims think islam existed before muhammad

>>220760348
Are you a girl?

>>220760383
looks like it would pure hurt my willard

>>220760383
This invention changes everything!
*picture of my erect willy*

rorke putting 10 bucks into his Steam account the day after his unemployment benefits comes in so that he has something left in his shit life when in 5 days he has gone through all his 2-weeks worth of money
sheqnaenae (named by her 25 year old zoomer parents, but black) saying, "damn rorke has some motion" and "dam god forbid rorke get a little motion" to her black friends called dequashia and shaneen ("sharron")

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>>220760311
she was so pretty

rorke with the motion of the ocean jumping on a lil cucks head off the kerb (curb)

>>220760364
Bro I'm the #1 Adjani fan and love all these movies but the bird is straight from Mexico she'd never understand that level of kino

any of you lot sent an unsolicited willy pic?

sir kerb stomper

>>220760405
What do you think you stupid fucking cunt

only get matches on tinder and bumble that are black or oriental

rorke rolling a fag in the middle of LIDL next to a bunch of rubbish and shit, one of the staff members who clearly has something to do there going into the backrooms (omg backrooms), coming out and going back in to them

just trying to put something on that isn't shite while i grope her

>>220760423
know these feels too well
(i'm nigger rorke)

mouse on the rorke posting hustle

hes nigger rorke

>>220760473
parasite (2019)

>>220760453
still trying to get a good picture of it

>>220760488
scream
>>220760494
not showing my mexibird any jap crap not playing her any nword music it's pure americana this end

>>220760473
put on a sexy film and look at her while raising and lowering your eyerbrows repeatedly

>>220760461
I mean you don't sound like a man. Men don't go around having a hissy fit and saying they're killing themselves over a corny tiktok video. Jesus.

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>>220760452
what. why not? queen margot is easy enough and you could compare nosferatus. oh unless the subtitles would be an issue, which is fair enough. does she like horror?

>Why can't males make themselves feel interesting without putting women down

>>220760535
I am not >>220760348

bites your cheek tears it open and off swallows it whole licks lips

im poo nigga screamin like a sexy demon

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Mental how Anglicanism was started because the English monarch wanted to divorce his wife and the Pope said no.

>>220760576
popey got btfo for tryna cockblock

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Right, who's got the dad music then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKnnh8VDULs

gonna pop down the shops do you want anything x
remember no tinnies that's what your therapist said x

>>220758991
>trannies btfo
>Paige Cockburn

i love this reality

>>220760601
me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybbfEzKfpts

>>220760601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eAQa4MOGkE

>>220760607
a couple of tinnies and a can of Pringles

>>220760595
Well who had the last laugh…

Hi

>>220760607
flame grilled steak mccoys and some tinnies please

reminder that "Tonic Ska" radio is back online after going offline for the last few months and you can listen to it on the Android radio app

>>220760633
not bad

Zoomer pussy belongs to millennial, genx, and boomer cock. Zoomer men are trans and want to make love to anime drawings

>>220760601
phwoaaaaaar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-U5H6hmw6E

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>HOT DOG JUMPING FROG ALBUQUERQUE

>>220760607
telegraph, loaf of wholemeal, an apple and a can of refreshing lager beer

>>220760697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJtL8vWNZ4o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46IGAbJbykI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5LkGKJDc3Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph7oZnBH05s
some good billy joel songs

I saw the YT video of that kid making dopamine in his shed again and actually I dont think he did it seeing as though dopamine is sensitive to light. he probably made melanin (which is a stack of 3 steroids, that are also dopamine, ontop of each other)

body smells so much worse on the meat heavy diet

>>220760714
>that sitcom episode when two men gatecrashed a schoolgirl's birthday party

>>220760721
been saying this for years

morning mongs

>>220760714
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cfCotXyXQ8Y

>>220760721
wish i could understand chemistry and physics. i hate being an uneducated dummy tbqh

on the bakerloo line feeling faustian

>>220760753
I require context

>>220760786

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Yh just all came about randomly didn’t it… just made itself… from nothing… by nothing yh sure

>>220760749
i'm making some dopamine right now if you catch my drift

the stranger is the best 'ly 'el song

horsehorsehorse six (sex) is taken

Mate of mine has a Colombian girlfriend

>>220760783
Spaced. Old Simon Pegg series. That song is played at a party which is a disaster. So Pegg and Nick Frost decide to go to the flat upstairs where a teenage girl is having a party

4chan dood wat nou

just got back from the beach walking my dog there was a tourist campervan that had parked overnight there so on my way out I stopped next to it and layed on the horn for 30 seconds nice little wake up call for you now fuck off home

>>220760809
i know like 3 lads who are married to brazilians, the latina hordes have descended upon us with their fantastic arses

>>220760792
Carl sagan proved it is real

>>220760842
I just finished watching Shaun of the Dead with mumberg not 25 minutes ago.

>>220760857
I mean a real Colombian who lives in Colombia he flies out to see her every 2-3 months

>>220760875
He was Jewish

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I can’t stop gooning

>>220760972
grow up

>>220760903
my (english) therapist once was telling me about her cousin who buggered off to colombia to live with some amazonian tribe, sounds like old made had the right idea

This steak tastes so fucking good imma scream

steak wanker loves his fucking steak