Am I out of touch? Am I out of time?

right well that's a bloke with entire head blown apart

SEX 20: THE MAGIC

>>222166426
to be fair it does enable people to kill themselves and its probalby full of weird freaks who encourage people to do so

missed the old didnt i
FUCKED it. FUCK. aaaaaargh! fuck my nigger life

>>222166440
right, nobs coming out

https://youtu.be/H2dm4_cIxFQ

You cannot be aggro, Louis.

>>222166471
I can't go for that

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wagwan for battyman

like when you open a character's texture file in an old game

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>>222166516

im offering free kisses all day!

>>222166488
the government wants the nhs to do that

>>222166516
HL2 ahh head

>>222166493
bet he posted on /britfeel/

>>222166516
poo screaming my bonce off

what was it then

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>>222166516

>>222166577
hopefully she's not got tattoos on them otherwise what a waste of money

>>222166493
>no YOU'RE doing exactly what he wants!
always wondered why lynn said this, louis clearly is not happy with this situation
they're just both bad parents really

>>222166488
i dont doubt that
but its clear that parents find it easier to believe a website "murdered" their child rather than admit they might have done it for any other reason
plus the therapeutic side of being able to talk frankly about suicide is extremely underrated. you can't have those discussions anywhere else in life or on the internet (except maybe here)

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worldwide m8

>>222166612
screech

me tink me gwan tek mi own life

I will get into football tonight for the first time by watching the matches taking place

world cup on thursday
bloody hell

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>>222166513
not an acceptable cricket wicket that was

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Benidorm doesn't have a Skypark.

mum forcing my brother to go interrailling with his friends because he “cant be someone who sits inside his whole life doing nothing”
Wish she was this enthusiastic when I was younger, she didn’t give a fuck when I dropped out and started rotting in my room

Butlins has a no singles policy

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9eerp43v12o

>>222166711
you're turning feral, louis
we want to help you

>>222166711
ktim ktim ktim

>>222166426
>>222166608
these are sites that are genuinely pro-suicide and actively encourage people to kill themselves, even going as far as to sell them methods of doing so. they're full of misanthropic psychos, none of which will ever kill themselves because they're sick narcissists, profiting off of and getting off on enabling the suicides of others and all of them should be locked up

>>222166588
POV: you're a wehrmacht MG42 gunner on D-Day

dating apps that have race and nipple colour filters

>>222166711
the thing is she's seen what's happened to you and doesn't want it to happen to your brother
i had an older sister so i also had a mother who didn't give a fuck about my life
just birthed me for no reason and said fuck it

suicide site full of alive users lmao
some been on there decades and they aren't even the poison sellers
nutcases the lot of them

>>222166711
we all have agency you cant blame your parents for that

>>222166757
mine are pink as hell

>>222166593
Tattoos with an arrow saying "this way up" and they're going to be all wrong after the surgery baka my head

>>222166769
>>the thing is she's seen what's happened to you and doesn't want it to happen to your brother
cap
she just didn't give a shit

big chunky nipples with dark brown areolae

i pour bleach all over my dog’s favorite outdoor rug when there’s Teenagers playing outside. they completely lose interest in the area for some unknown reason.

>>222166711
Glad I'm an only child desu, must be grim knowing you're not the favorite child and your parents would let you burn in a fire to save your sibling

>>222166577
bitch look like a quaver

Work wife hasn’t looked at me once today it’s over

>>222166840
piss in her desk like that one episode of peep show

Really tired but expecting myself to go to climbing gym toil after work for the sake of my weak skinny girlish arms

I am mumberg's favourite and my sister is dadstein's favourite so it balances out

ngl being the child born after the miscarraige must be kino
Never thought another was coming. Miracle baby type shit

>>222166840
>married
retard lmao

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>>222166860
Please stop inventing animals we do not have space for more. Frankly some of those that already exist should be deleted.

>>222166840
I very briefly grazed my hot supervisor's arse with the back of my hand today, we basically had sex

>>222166878
my mum miscarried two years before she had me. it was a girl. had a name picked out and everything. very sad.

mumberg prefers me to my sister
sister is in denial about it but it's so obvious

>>222166900
hes lost his marbles

>>222166869
I am dadbergs favourite and sister is mumbergs favourite but neither of us really like our parents and older brother is a mentally deficient failson so he is nought but a burden upon us all

Is this your life now? You need to do something which is away from being in front of the computer screen, because you've just become obsessed to the point where it's affected your life.
This isn't who you should be Louis.

eating supermarket sushi, this wasabi shite tastes horrible

>>222166907
ever... you know?

>>222166736
>these are sites that are genuinely pro-suicide and actively encourage people to kill themselves
not really true which you can easily discover by looking briefly at the site
>even going as far as to sell them methods of doing so.
actually selling poison is illegal under US law so they dont do that, though it seems likely individual users have pointed others towards other sites that do sell them
>they're full of misanthropic psychos, none of which will ever kill themselves because they're sick narcissists
there are definitely users like this but i heavily doubt it's "full" of them

what you've said is basically how the BBC has covered the site because theyve only had input from one side (parents that are convinced their children would be alive if not for the site). theyve either not sought out or not found anybody that actually uses the site to ask them what value they get out of it, so it comes across as laughably, comically evil like you've described

>>222166914
ever shagged either of them

>>222166929
truthnuke

>>222166907
it was probably God's way of punishing her for being a whore in her youth

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>>222166900

>>222166914
mothers always prefer their sons. you have to be a proper fuckup to have a mum prefer a sister

>>222166881
I’m not married it’s just what I call the women from work that I stalk

My mum hates me and keeps trying to offer me up to demons but they're not interested either

>>222166931
grim, the only one that is somewhat tolerable is the Sushi Gourmet stuff you can get from sainsburys

>>222166860
rorke revealed

>>222166972
>mothers always prefer their sons
not really a lot of feminist ones loathe their sons

>>222166971
me trying to make a move on the toilfu

>>222166711
Honestly good, if your brother manages to score a bit of European pussy along the way it'll change his life

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Tom Scott's done it again
Can see how Mousey was inspired to contrive his false madcap persona when you see this sort of content on a weekly basis

>>222166950
>actually selling poison is illegal under US law so they dont do that,
>but i heavily doubt it's "full" of them
don't know why you bothered chatting all this shite about a topic you clearly know nothing about

>Research shows that over half of mothers admit to having a stronger bond with their sons or showing them favoritism, compared to a smaller percentage who favor daughters. This preference is often driven by patriarchal cultural expectations or a psychological dynamic where mothers view their male children as "safer" and less emotionally triggering.
>>222166995
my mum's a tory and my sister has adhd so she loves me

>>222166995
this doesn't happen.

>>222166972
Called mum a whore when I caught her in the 4th or 5th affair and said I wouldn't talk to her until she told my dad and then didn't. We don't really get along much.

>>222167025
yeah likewise mate

mumberg is pretty much the only female on the entire planet that will ever love me

if your mum preferes you and you arent shagging her what are you even doing

He also said, “This is what the kingdom of God is like. A man scatters seed on the ground. 27 Night and day, whether he sleeps or gets up, the seed sprouts and grows, though he does not know how. 28 All by itself the soil produces grain—first the stalk, then the head, then the full kernel in the head. 29 As soon as the grain is ripe, he puts the sickle to it, because the harvest has come.”

can't be arsed today so it's egg and chips for tea

>>222167026
>patriarchal cultural expectations
what does that even mean, can't they just speak in plain english

right well that's a very lucky little man

>>222167052
wish it was friday so someone could explain all of this

>>222167069
strange place, latin america

>>222167069
bit like a kangaroo really

registered <myname>.ai domain

just in case

I've got a hot ear

gayporn.ai

>>222166577
corrr would love to have one of her leg stumps jammed up my shitpipe

having my udders milked

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nth for the gyaldem

Lads how long would it take to lose 10 stone

the mandem are blacking me

>>222167135
A week or two.

Need a job as the little guy that sits on people's shoulders and convinces them to do evil things
>>222167135
I lost 5 stone in half a year, so if my maths is right about a year

when was the last time a girl said she missed you

>>222167135
10 seconds if you chop a leg off

>>222167167
Like 4 years ago

>>222166900
Yeet that freak into the depths of gulf america

>>222167167
I don't talk to women. Can't be arsed to pretend like I care.

Picking the little green men out my arse

>>222167167
Not once
Dunno the last time a single childless woman talked to me casually even though I work with plenty of them

>>222167135
got a shovel? about 10 minutes

>>222167135
Depends how fat you are already, the first certain percentage is easy but then it gets hard. I'm, for example, about 12 stone so it'd take me quite a long time to lose 10 stone.

>>222167167
too long ago I don't remember

>>222167135
only way I could lose 10 stones is if I cloned Mick Jagger and Keith Richards 5 times before losing them in illicit underground slave markets

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>>222167205
Collecting them from the specimen tray and depositing them into mine own arse

Rorke sitting in the alien space ship with his arms crossed calling his abduction a nothing burger
Leftypol begging the aliens to perform an anal probe on him

>>222167167
never

only did an hour of work today lol

>>222167167
Probably a bit over a week

>>222167268
Less than that for me. Told one guy I'd do something this afternoon and forgot until this instant but I'll just wait to see if he chases it tomorrow

Boomers niggas be like yes if aliens abduct you they rape you up the arse

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And what became of catberg?

born dead out your own arse

2-3 years dagestan forget

need to shorten my wank periods. just find a video within 5 minutes and get the job done

>>222167167
for a girl to say this to a guy it's the same as her saying i want to jump on your cock. so it's not very likely

Hairline integrity: compromised

>>222167346
cuddled and fed

>>222167069
nonce bint. get this dirty beast locked up

>>222167291
they didn't know gay people existed back then so aliens were the obvious choice over a gay rapist spiking your drink and leaving you in a field after he bum raped you

My crazy mother forced me into homeschooling after 5th grade and I never got to go to uni so I missed out on everything

>>222167368
I can bust in like a minute but it takes me ages to find something to wank to
Need to switch to imagination wanks I reckon

Hitting everyone in the thread with a tiny hammer but increasing the size each round so after a little while you're being heemed with a sledge and your bones are all broken into dust and tomato paste

Asian ladies you are looking SEXY tonight!

>>222167452
They are the way forward, the transitory period sucks because as a culture we've basically sacrificed our attention span and imagination for instant gratification. Worth it though I guarantee. Just think of the cousins feet and it'll get the motor running. If that doesn't work try thinking of my cousins feet.

>>222167450
i got raped by demonic entities every single day and spend my time in a dungeon getting all my limbs broken

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>>222167493

>>222167497
I have it worse imo

gucci flip flops

Ordered some Aleppo soap and a loofah because I'm based and redpilled and refuse to use the goygel

>>222167511
Not now Bradley I don't have the fucking time for you

>>222167562
what's a leppo?

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>she

>>222167599
Meant a lebbo

Supposed to be watching the company integration update but I decided to simply not do that and lay on my bed shitposting instead

Reminder to watch the company integration update. The information is important

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really miss footy…

the world cup of soccer will be hosted in canada

Famous Monsters (1999) is as good as any release with Danzig as the frontman

>>222167645
>company integration update
God I love being unemployed so I don't have to know what that is. Whatever it is, it sounds boring and awful, like every other aspect of employment.

>>222167645
can we hear from you on your strategic /brit/ goals for the next week?

>>222167692
i hear there's a lot of it starting in a few days

49th President of the United States Hunter Biden

Reminder: The new janitors will be starting soon. We appreciate our patience while they ease into their new role and we wish them the best of luck

>>222167692
never fear
England will be on the big stage soon defending the values

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are lass hard at work

>>222167740
american psychoooooooooooo
american pscyhooooOOOOOoooo

>>222167734
suckher? i hardly know her

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I commute

>>222167787
slathering cold lard over her forehead

Get the fucking gachi on
https://youtu.be/eE1q8B4AnmE

>>222167769
yeah but not really looking forward to that

Marmaduke Grylls sex arse

ARE YOU READDDDDDDDDDDY???

>>222167805
digital nomads working for a british company in slovakia are the true elites of society

>>222167787
Beta readers = the ones spamming her every single image

>>222167846
*nu metals the fuck out*

>>222167397
Ktim

>>222167744
We got bought by another company and now there's regular updates on how well they're squashing us together. But my bit is being sold off again so I don't care about this integration, need to wait for the new buyer and the new integration when they might actually be relevant.

>>222167746
I don't think we're at a phase to be setting strategic goals just yet. We'll put a pin in it and circle back to it later, if you've got any questions about this aspect then we can take it offline. For the time being we should be looking at the big picture, regularly touching base and making sure all our ducks are in a row. Once we're all on the same page and aligned we can put our heads together and come up with a brief outline of the next quarters pressure points and ensure we're on track for the fiscal year targets.

>>222166450
I am legitimately the most unlikable person I know so that's why I gotta be quiet

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>>222167864
You know what time it is

>>222167787
why won't get her bum out for us

mental dublin is so expensive when it’s basically like cardiff or sheffield or something

any suggestions on what to add to rice to make it more interesting?

>>222167870
Fictional critters

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>>222167884
I like you

>>222167826
:(
It'll be ok, Bellingham will be there

why have i got a millions crews in the cupboard but not a single nail

eventually gave in to mumberg's nagging and agreed to come on the family holiday to france

trouble at mill

>>222167914
You wouldn't if you talk to me irl I am awkward and don't talk

Betting £10 against England in every match they play

>>222167912
soy sauce, egg yolk, leek

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Sup mouldie

gimp bizshit

>>222167937
Hope it’s not Paris or Marseille, mate

>>222167878
i think our resources have really lost the north star of the /brit/ thread, if we possibly consider blockers in the next quarter's work stream, we may be able to re-route energies toward circling the square, vis-a-vis the jannies
thank you

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

>>222167912
Furikake

>>222167799
he's literally me

>>222167959
it's on west coast

Can’t believe KSI left the sidemen. Mad that

>>222167937
Ooh la la le homme grand est departir il anglaterre

>>222167937
I don't have a passport so mumberg can't rope me into that stuff

>>222167943
We can be the two goths x

>>222167986
Just fucking say where it is you daft cunt I’m not planning on hunting you down

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>>222167961

started from am bottom now we're here
started from am bottom now the brit team fuckin here

rorke dragged kicking and screaming from his smegden into the car going to heathrow

>>222167964
when lidl puts pastry on clearance after 8

>>222167787
Oh yeah honey rewrite that chapter mhmmm that's it

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>Can’t believe KSI left the sidemen. Mad that

>>222168021
la rochelle

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gotta go to the office tomorrow. fuck my incel life

what is stopping me driving my car somewhere a bit rural and camping in it? would you get in trouble with the rozzers?

>>222168027
his parents on the plane suddenly remembering they left leftypol at home like in home alone

>>222168063
yes
for camping while white
death sentence, unfortunately

get to work neets
hit the stock market
work on your business
this money isnt going to make itself

>>222168044
Cheers, see you soon

>>222168063
Be more specific. Where are you parking

>>222168073
leftypol waking up and realising and immediately sitting on the stair banister ball

Nasty piece of work me

oh rorkey boy the ‘mass the ‘mass are calling

why should a zoomer be out of the flat on a monday

>>222168114
sc

>>222168129
tesco meal deal

>>222168129
to have sex with his tinder slag

grim chunk of labour I am

new word: screpo

Nietzsche spoke of this

>>222168106
Fleet services

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>>222168153

miss being a teenager and having to go on irl skyrim sidequests to get weed

>>222167167
an escort said it to me

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How about the fact I hate soufpoofs who talk like wogs from London? I listen to them say shite like “bruv” or “blud”. Wanna fucking smash their fucking faces in

>>222168114
Oh yeah jesus chrisssssst

>>222168183
don't want to

>>222168106
maybe up near a lake in scotland or by the sea

would you go on holiday with your parents or would you rather just stay at home

shall be visiting the bossman for more booze and possibly chocolate in approx 1 hr

just ate 2 10mg melatonin gummies instead of my multivitamin gummies

>>222168213
did it once and it was pretty bad. felt like a complete incel runt and it was really boring

>>222168213
stay at home

>>222168189
HE SCALED A CHIMNEY IS WHAT HE DID. IN THIS HOUSE FRED DIBNAH IS A HERO. END OF STORY

frisbeeing slices of ham at my disabled nans head

>>222168189
Not even exclusive to southerners anymore thanks to social media the entire world has a direct line with the culture of o-block beamed directly into their heads

>>222168253
roar

>>222168219
Lucky they do fuck all

>>222168213
stay at home doing elaborate wanks

one of the crossbeams has gone out of skew on the treadle

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>>222168189
he was gay, gary glitter?

>>222168213
Going to visit my dad in his house in France next week for a long weekend. Any longer than that and I start to go fucking mental. Spent two weeks out there once and almost killed him and my brother.

>see my boss at aldi
>Walks up and says how I am doing
>Say good and try to get out of it
>Keeps asking me a million different questions about what my plans are
>About to die inside

>>222168290
describe an elaborate wank

brexit, whatever happened there

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Latina gf on the horizon

Is obsession slop?

hate everything

>>222168325
some cross dressing, prostate massager in, lots of nipple play and teasing to get hard
maybe some exhibitionism on cam

You’re all brushing past my posts too quickly and not giving me the attention I deserve

>>222168354
dont know its not on streaming yet

rubbing my arsehole on a snooker cue like I'm chalking it

>>222168337
latinas are cuties patooties

>>222168354
I cant tell from /tv/ since they seem to have gone insane over it. Let me know if you find out

feel like a worm

Obsession isn't even that good but it's not terrible I am just not into latinas because I am a autist

>>222167167
this morning from the missus

i like music

>>222168387
Doing this but with Warwick Davis's daughter

what's a worm to a slug

*sets up a mortar position and starts firing volleys at /deutsch/*

>>222168398
feel more like a slimy slimy slug myself

imagine going with a girl who plays Rugby, proper grim that

>>222168354
I thought it was good but it's one of those films that invites armchair analysts

>>222168419
think your special do you?

>>222168441
im just a regular guy

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evening all

picked up the poo from the garage

Toil done
Off home
Going to clean the loo and then burritos for tea

best protein bar brand lads?
for taste and nutrition

>>222168458
the lads, as it were

>>222168458
aura

>>222168458
roke's hairline

>>222168472
cor
for me its
black beans
cheddar
onions
diced tomatos
ground beef (from the air friar as to make it less fat)

how was it possible back in the day that only 1 parent worked and they were still better off than 2 parents working today?

>>222168419
bizarre lie

>>222168480
I find you can only have one or the other
the lower protein ones like nature valley protien and trek taste nice but are only 9/10g
the other 20g ones taste like dry claggy clay in your mouth

mardy

I could never date a latina because I am a autist who likes to cuddle and feel comforted after being over stimulated all day

>>222168492
fucking hell yanks really do not get humour at all, do you? genuinely are you guys just wired wrong, or what?

found some msg
it'll be going into the rice

>>222168455
with your ‘music’ and your long hair
get a job you emo freak

>>222168480
they're all horrible

>>222168537
lmao why are you so upset

>>222168542
that's not msg that's cyanide!

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please god don't fire me

>>222168511
because people got paid well and the average price of everything wasn't a fucking rip-off

>>222168306
lol

>>222168480
cliff is fine but they're all processed and not worth eating

>>222168492
I just roke up

>>222168572
not upset, just completely baffled how a nation can be so completely tone-deaf when it comes to banter

you're all the same the lot of you with your long hair and faggot clothes
drugs, sex, every sort of filth

why doesn't the government make things better instead of worse

Poleaboo

>>222168636
dead now of course

>>222168480
Dark choc hobnob for me

okay I roke up
pull out at the /brit/ty party
you and all your friends yeah they love to get rorkey

>>222168628
we live in rape world

poleapoo

>>222168628
they do just not for us

>>222168628
Better for whom

>>222168628
the government is there to enforce the will of epstein people

>>222168596
but why is that?

>>222168616
you are clearly upset and taking it out on me

the hit new mmorpg rape world

>>222168689
british people

rorkeian shit rapists

>>222168705
i'm not upset mate, this is a pretty low-stakes environment. are you just self-soothing now?

>>222168628
Britain has been a jewocracy for over a century

super rapio world

>>222168768
>>222168768