I have a 3.98 GPA in Business (meme degree I know), am I fucking myself by going Naval Officer instead of Air Force or Army? I don't want to wait around for years for the Air Force
>30
>Married
>Colorblind (banned from a lot of jobs)
>What the kids call "Crunchy"
>prefer the coast to inland
>97 ASVAB
>50 OAR
>Have not taken AFOQT
I hear Army treats junior officers a lot like enlisted in the worktype and workload except higher pay? Seems kinda crappy. I definitely don't want to be around gang bangers, cartel kids, and hood rats if I can help it. The Navy separating Officers from Enlisted seems nice, Air Force culture also seems nicer too.

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>>64892280
Uh, what do you want out of the Air Force? You seem aware that it can take years to get picked up for OTS. So what do you want more? AF or Navy? If you want Navy more, then slam dunk. If you want AF more, do you want it so bad you’d be willing to wait years as opposed to leaving for Navy OCS in like 3 months?

>>64892324
Air Force seems to have much better working hours and conditions, ie; not sharing a closet sized room with 3 other guys and not being away from my wife as often.
I plan to at least try to make a 20 year career out of this

>>64892337
>Air Force seems to have much better working hours and conditions,
Job dependent.
>ie; not sharing a closet sized room with 3 other guys and not being away from my wife as often.
Job dependent. Also, you’re not underway all the time.
>I plan to at least try to make a 20 year career out of this
Do you have job goals beyond “AF or Navy”

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How long until E6 in the Air Force? Grok, gimme an answer
>Promoting to Technical Sergeant (E-6) in the Air Force typically takes about 12 years of service on average.
How long until E6 in the Army?
>Promoting to Staff Sergeant (E-6) in the Army typically takes between 4 to 8.5 years of service, with an average of roughly 6 years.

Why would I volunteer to be broke for longer and have less legal protections?

>>64892356
Well I'm colorblind and my degree is in business, so that more or less leaves me with Supply in both branches.
My goal is to spend as much time with my family as possible and retire at 50-ish with a decent chunk of money. Civilian market is fucked and I can't get a job offer for anything over $17/hr even with a degree where I'm at

>>64892394
The Air Force will say "quality of life" as if living off-base isn't possible after hitting E-5 during your first contract with the Army.

>>64892280
dude navy O is like the ultimate O. You will be the most respected there.

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>>64892445
People who enlist don’t care about promotion rates/timelines. That doesn’t matter until like year 5. Nobody is asking a recruiter about E-6 promotion rates.

Also, that shit changes all the time and is job dependent. It’s really not worth worrying about when you’re first joining. Most Air Force people just accept they’ll probably be terminal E-6 if they stay in. Beats the Marines at least.

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>>64892443
>Well I'm colorblind and my degree is in business, so that more or less leaves me with Supply in both branches.
Well, you have more options than just supply, but, yeah, pilot ain’t happening. You’re probably gonna be some kind of desk warrior. Still, I’d look into your job options a little more. I think the Navy makes it a little easier to lock in a job you actually want. Although, Air Force missileer (13N) might check a lot of boxes for you, but I don’t know how much control over your job the AF actually gives.
>My goal is to spend as much time with my family as possible and retire at 50-ish with a decent chunk of money.
Probably a lotta jobs that will limit away time from family in both branches.
>Civilian market is fucked and I can't get a job offer for anything over $17/hr even with a degree where I'm at
Well, if you’re currently unemployed, that changes a lot. Like I said, can you wait 2ish years until you finally have your feet standing on Alabama soil (or wherever OTS is)? Assuming you even get picked up. Unless something has changed recently, I heard Air Force OTS is still kind of a shitshow. How soon do you have to pin your butterbars before shit starts falling apart?

>>64892540
I thought 13N strictly required a STEM degree?
Otherwise, I'd be fine with sitting in the shelter hovering my hand over the destroy the world button for a few days a week.
I currently have a job but no health insurance and can't easily rent. Life isn't going to collapse but I'm one mistake away from drowning. I'm also older at 30 so time commitment to sit around waiting is not really easy anymore since sitting around bumming on minimum wage trying to care for a family is hard.

>>64892565
>Robert thinks he needs to announce himself, as if we don't already know he is always here, forever seething

>>64892280
You should watch the 2008 PBS documentary Carrier, with was a 10 part series about the crew of the USS Nimitz if you want to get a sense of what life is like in the navy
https://www.pbs.org/weta/carrier/full_episodes.htm

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>>64892626
>I thought 13N strictly required a STEM degree?
It seems you’re correct. So scratch that off the list too.
>I currently have a job but no health insurance and can't easily rent. Life isn't going to collapse but I'm one mistake away from drowning. I'm also older at 30 so time commitment to sit around waiting is not really easy anymore since sitting around bumming on minimum wage trying to care for a family is hard.
Yeah, it’s really sounding like Navy is gonna be the better bet for you. You can reach out to an Air Force/Space Force recruiter. They can probably tell you what the timeline is these days for getting picked up, but Navy will probably be the quicker option. Coast Guard is also pretty tough to get into. Don’t go Marines.

Maybe consider Army too, but Navy is sounding like the best option for you. Look into some Navy jobs and see if any of them would be a good fit for you.

>>64892854
Coast Guard bans the colorblind entirely from O side, just blanket ban.
Marines I'm too old for and don't want to do anyways
So the options are Army, Navy, or Air Force/Space Force.
I already have an application in for Supply Corps but it weighs on me I may regret not waiting in a few years

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>>64892864
>So the options are Army, Navy, or Air Force/Space Force.
>I already have an application in for Supply Corps but it weighs on me I may regret not waiting in a few years
Did you reach out to an AF recruiter just to find out what the wait times are looking like? Did you research other opportunities in the Navy before settling on Supply?

Joining the military is not mandatory

Reminder that Robert has been posting the same stupid bullshit on here for 2,953 days. This website is all he has.

Does anyone know what Robert did while 4Chan was down for a month?

>>64892906
my OAR is too low for anything else Navy side and my degree isn't STEM. I like the concept of intel but I'm just not very competitive for it and I actually do enjoy being an excel monkey.
I thought about branching Armor if I went Army as a possibility but I don't think they get a choice?

>>64892987
Its the guy talking about himself because he wants to feel like he is internet famous despite also craving anonymity

Eternal ETN1 Shitass posting

Lightning round Pt 2:
>Nuke community is full of furries
True, but believe it or not most technical communities are
>Nukes make rank fast
I wanted to talk about this more. I joined in Jun 2019 and made E6 in November 2024. All nukes are E4 coming out of A school (first school after bootcamp, 3 or 6 months depending on rate, MMN is 3 EMN and ETN is 6), then you do Nuclear Power School (another 6 months at the same location, learn nuclear physics and plant operations), then prototype (Another 6 months, qualify on a training sub for the first time), then hit the fleet. Once in the fleet, we can reenlist for BIG money and also auto promote to E5. E6 is competitive. E7 requires a very difficult qual as a hard requirement. E6 nukes with gold chevrons (in the navy for 10 or more years without going to NJP) are actively looked down on for this reason. You didn't get the qual you needed to make chief in 10 or more years, you are likely dead weight. An E4/E5 Nuke is just a regular dude, E6 is kinda important, E7+ are walking gods
>I was going to be a nuke but....
Cope, seethe, mald. I'm surprised you didn't knock out your DI or whatever mall ninja shit people like this say
?Whats training like
40 hour work week in A and C school, plus whatever additional hours you're required to do based on grades. I was fortunate to be on 10-0s, meaning 10 additional study hours a week, none required per day. I knew many guys on 25-5s, 25 additional study hours for a minimum of 5 hours a day 5 days a week. It's like grade school, come in, sit down, classroom instruction on different topics, homework, tests. All tests are short answer, no multiple guess. In C school we averaged 3 tests a week for 6 months. Prototype is 6 months on the job training and qualification.This is why we look down on standard navy exams/quals. Is it earned? Yes. Is it annoying to everyone else? Yes. Is it fair? No.
>Do you do operator shit?
Yes and no. Not in the traditional sense.

>>64892968
He was begging sharty admins unsuccessfully to make /k/ over there so he could thread bake /meg/ and continue complaining about the US military.

>>64893496
Qrd?

>>64893567
>Qrd?
Autistic obsession or mental illness.

>>64893474
Based, appreciate every nugget from you, Shitass

>>64893496
>thread bake
I've never seen this term used before. Is this some new gen alpha lingo?

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anyone know what 17E is like? I already do electronics and radio stuff, and am considering going in the guard or reserves

>>64894082
never thought i would explain this but I'm really bored today so here I go:
>Make a thread
and
>Bake a bread
rhyme and are interchangeable and have been used commonly to refer to making continuous threads on one topic for almost two decades.
Thus, "thread bake" is simply a shorthand variation/evolution of "bread bake" and "make a thread"

>>64894491
17E is essentially the anti-sigint job.
While enemy sigint tries to passively collect data, communicate, or operate, your job would be to disrupt all of that from happening.

>>64894691
Sounds sick af

>>64894901
17E AIT is nearly half a year so sit tight.

>>64893995
I'm here for you, Shipmate. Being a nuke is dogwater, no doubt, but I remember being in this thread in DEP and almost being scared away by the post in OP. Having been on 2 combat deployments as a Nuke, an LPO, a Reactor Operator, a watch supervisor yaddy yadda, I can say confidentially that it is a shit job, but not even close to the worst one I've had. I actually kinda like it despite it's flaws. I figured I'd come back here and try and set the record straight, at least until they stop posting the prolapsed butthole guy's story as the singular data point.

I would HIGHLY recommend anyone joining with above a 3rd grade reading level to READ Starship Troopers. I mean READ it. The audiobook is available in Youtube. It's required reading at the AF academy as far as I'm aware, and it's the only book you're allowed to bring INTO nuke school. It really changed my perspective on the military and that perspective has served me well.

>>64895039
We could replace it with a much more in-depth pastebin that goes into detail, if you'd care to write it up

>>64894660
Thanks, ChatGPT!

>>64895097
Give me some time and I can do that, yeah

What's happening aboard the Gerald Ford?

They are probably Gerald Bored.

>>64895478
Too late, the paid shills already did their job earlier in the day. Being so late and lazy is why you aren't paid to do what they do.

>>64895556
Why is a non-serve so upset about this?

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>>64895556
that nigga looking ZESTY

>>64892626
>I thought 13N strictly required a STEM degree?


13N is literally the least desirable officer job in the entire air force and you have a strong change of getting it because almost no one actually wants to do it.

>>64895803
>13N is literally the least desirable officer job in the entire air force and you have a strong change of getting it because almost no one actually wants to do it.
He’s right. I double checked him. A stem degree is a requirement for 13N. What all counts as a STEM degree? I dunno, but I don’t think he qualifies.

Also, 13N is overhated. Those niggas come out with PHDs and shit cuz they just take their textbooks down the hole to study or jerk off or whatever.

It's hard to fuck up being an officer. You really have to try to make being an officer not worth it for your finances/life/career.

>>64895556
Most intelligent Soldier:
>Buys a Camaro at 26% APR
>Sells his NVGs on Facebook Marketplace to make monthly payment
>Gets arrested next week

Most homosexual Airman:
>Sells millions of dollars worth of stolen medical devices
>Buys a house, Porsche, and BMW in cash
>Gets arrested years later

so I want to sign up, and I don't anything on medical record, no depression, never prescribed with anti-depressants, never forced to go to an institution, or seek a medical professional
but I did visit a highschool counselor only once after my parents called who were worried about my well-being, I brush it off with the counselor and said I was fine and never had to visit again
can I still get disqualified? I don't know if that counselor visit is on any of my papers or permanent record

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Join the Navy!

ngl I'd be cool with being a 13N if I was down there with a slutty chick
>tfw ywn have sex for two weeks with some AF skank after turning the keys and ending the world

>>64897525
Are you literally a teenager? You communicate like one.

>>64897421
Probably won't show up anywhere. But if they find a counseling session through Genesis or your school, they will ask you about it.
>>64897552
Some people stop maturing during high school.

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>>64897552
Nigger, you are on a Mongolian basket weaving forum. wtf level of grammar are you expecting here? STEM degree haver if that makes you feel better or worse about your conceptions of society.

>>64897601
It has nothing to do with grammar lol

>>64897614
You must be fun to be around irl.

>>64897628
Yeah I like to think so : )

>>64897428
ching chang chong

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>>64897593
I would like to point out this man was half of a duo in Vietnam that went by the moniker of 'Blackman and Robin'. Expecting maturity in uniform is just being ignorant. Also go fuck yourself.

>>64897764
>Expecting maturity in uniform is just being ignorant.
Did I say that? I don't think I said that.
I can tell you what I think in totality though, I agree with >>64897552 because it sounds like what a coombrain retard would fantasize about.

>>64897764
NTA, but as a service member myself (O-side), I can all but guarantee that this colonel would fuck you up if you didn't show him the upmost courtesy, and respect when talking with him including the proper greeting of the day + salute. Maturity is expected in uniform when you are speaking to someone of a high rank than you (especially senior officers/enlisted) that's literally the most level 1 military shit you should know.

>>64897601
>STEM degree haver
oh so you're not 19 you're 22

I have a lipoma on my arm. It doesn't interfere with any functionality or utilizing equipment, isn't big barely 1.5' across and protrudes out a few mm tops, does not cause me any pain or discomfort even if pressed or squished or pushed around, and really isn't even noticeable unless I point it out or my arm is inspected closely. I don't have any paperwork on it and don't have health insurance to get it looked at and biopsied and all that again. Do you think the Army will let me join without any medical records on it, or will I have to get it looked at beforehand and cleared for sure?

>>64897811
inches not feet sorry y'alls

>>64897811
Your LARPs are getting more elaborate but no more believable, Robert.

>>64897811
Lipoma is not disqualifying. If the doctor at MEPs has a problem with it, the most they'll do is tell you to get it removed and come back when its gone but that's only if it's really noticeable/bad. I would not bring it up with your recruiter or the doctor at MEPS because you said it brings no ill effect on you.

Medfag here sorry for late response.

>I'm currently an EMT.........

>Is joining the military solely to pay for schooling a good idea?
It depends on you. I would not recommend joining SOLELY to get schooling paid for. It can be the biggest influence on your decision, but you should also want the experience.

>What branch would be the best for someone like me?
Since you want to avoid combat at all costs, I would advocate air force, then navy, then army. You may also consider getting an education first and then going to the military for loan repayment, for which there are programs.

>Am I right to worry about being given a combat role/Is there any way to guarantee it doesn't happen?
If you want your paramedic, you can enroll in the Army Paramedic Training Program, which requires that you first become a 68W, or combat medic. 68W is a combat role, you fight with the infantry. If you want to avoid combat, this is not for you.

As for nursing, you can enter the HPSP program with nursing school, then serve active duty, or go to school first and get loan repayment. Nurses do not have combat as a primary part of their job, but nobody can guarantee that you will not be in a firefight. If fired upon, you would be letting your team down by not returning fire.

At this time, I do not believe that the military would be willing to employ conscientious objectors. You will have to decide on whether or not you would be willing to permit shooting back.

>Will the military pay for both paramedic and nursing?
Yes though not at the same time.

>How much schooling will the military pay for, and how much will they pay?
Depends on the type of schooling, I don't know much about general student loans, since I entered with my bachelor's degree.

>And of course, if there's anything else I should know...

I do not recommend taking a medical career in steps. If you want to be a doctor, work towards that. You do not need, nor benefit from, an EMT, Paramedic, and nursing education first.

Army HPSP here, happy to answer questions about what its like getting medical school through the military. Dental and vet are pretty much the same.

I can also interpret medical DQ concerns. Give me a day or two to respond, likely.
>branch, condition, meds, etcetera.
I cannot answer questions about how deep genesis goes, MEPS doctors, etc. I ain't a MEPS doctor.

>>64887340
See
>>64897854

>>64887383
Ask again, I might not have seen it or thought of a response at the time.

Not the guy above.
Nursing is an expensive profession to enter that sucks up all your time, leaves you drained, and spits you out like a revolving door. Nurses are extremely replaceable and the career is high turnover.
I highly recommend being a doctor or surgeon instead.
>t. mom was a nurse, family full of doctors

>>64897825
>everyone is robert
>standing up for 92fag in the last thread
You are a neverserved.

>>64897854
>HPSP program
So I can apply to this while in the middle of completing my ADN right? As long as I have the appropriate GPA and amount of completed credit hours according to the details on the website?

>>64897910
>ADN
No, HPSP is only if you're enrolled in a four-year nursing degree program. You'd have to complete your associates degree and then transfer your credits into a four-year university. IIRC the HPSP is only granted to people that are enrolled in programs that grant them a bachelor's (i.e. four-year universities). Your ADN will give you the second requirement of credits/GPA, though.

Realistically speaking, you should/could start the process now to make sure you maximize the amount of time you receive a stipend for.

>>64897910
Further research, I am wrong about nursing school. The army and air force do not have a BSN program, and the HPSP program pays for additional training for nursing in specialty fields like crit care, trauma, perioperative etc. Unfortunately, I think I'd have to redirect you to an actual medical recruiter to get your questions answered. It appears that the nursing programs require you to already have a BSN, but there are ROTC programs at some colleges that will transition into military service as well.

The VA does have a BSN program though, and an ADN program. I don't know the differences that the VA HPSP program has, except for that you are never at threat of being deployed and you repay your education by working at the VA.

That being said, might be worth talking to a medical recruiter, they will actually leave you alone if you make it clear you're not interested after getting questions answered.

>>64897966
The Navy has a nursing degree program if you're a 3-to-4th year student. I made a mistake in my previous post calling it HPSP when it's called the NCP (nurse candidate program).

Linked the relevant program authorization below:

https://www.mynavyhr.navy.mil/Portals/55/Career/OCM/PA-116C_Nurse_Candidate_Program_%20NCP_Oct-2023.pdf?ver=j88wwbPLt1KrswCTXkyspg%3d%3d

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>>64897887
1. Why would you be upset about someone calling you Robert in isolation to #2 point below?
2. Why are you mad that someone would stand up for a namefag (who isn't presently ITT)?
3. Why do you think the anon is the same person as a random anon last thread?

Schizo faggot behavior. This is how we know you are Robert.

>>64897794
That's the neat part. We're on the internet talking anonymously. There are no ranks here.

>>64897778
I dunno, you seem pretty upset about someone making a sex reference about a situation that is never going to happen though.

>>64897799
lol if you expect maturity you should get off of this site, big guy

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>>64898060
>you seem pretty upset
No not really, you are just outright stating I said shit that I never said.

Starting to get the feeling that I basically got passed through bootcamp. My brain is completely adhd rotted now and I'm prone to behaving like an emotional child in job training

>>64892043
Any methods on how to dodge Genesis? I’m aware of how to seal records with IHS, I’ve already contacted every provider & hospital I can think of (down to the one I was born in).
Kicker is that I was previously diagnosed with anxiety, prescribed medication a single time in high school and never refilled. Finished college and looking for direction in life, but would hate to be permanently DSQ’d based on a one-time interaction with this country’s shitty healthcare system. For all intents and purposes I’m a complete normalfag besides the fact that I’m on the 4th channel.

>>64898196
If genesis even has your anxiety usage, the worst they would tell you is that you need to have a doctor say you're no longer anxious (along with the fact you need to be two years clean on ADHD medication, but you already have done that). Do not mention it to your recruiter/MEPs doctor, let them bring it up for you if it's a problem.

>>64898196
They will probably just make you get your prescription records.
However if you want to dodge Genesis entirely you can try this: https://www.reddit.com/r/mhs_genesis/comments/18rop64/how_to_beat_mhs_genesis/
Warning, it may take longer than just going through the waiver process. I personally haven't heard of anyone trying this. pick your poison.

>>64898206
Thank you.

>>64898212
This is legendary, you are a godsend

>>64898060
Imagine stirring shit up and then getting upset when people start point fingers at the shit stirrer. Or maybe that's the point, seeking negative attention because you know you're unlikeable but are too weak to wean off of the desire to socialize with other humans.

>>64897966
What's the best way to talk to a medical recruiter for the Army? Just fill out a regular recruitment interest form and go from there?

likelihood of dying for the epstein class has never been higher, are you offering any good sign on bonuses? Any way to ensure i get a role recruiting teenagers on 4chan instead of actually getting nuked myself? Also any way to alleviate the concern i might go to hell for this

thank you

>>64898354
Same way you're ensuring that you aren't getting tossed into the meatgrinder yourself, I imagine.

>>64898309
I made a joke. You know what a joke is right? Then you all decided to dog pile because apparently it is blue falcon-ville in here. Don't bother with anymore (you)s.

>>64898143
I would assume you were in uniform, why else would you be in here trying to get people to sign their life away? Hence why I made a comment about being in uniform. Not really too much of a strawman and more of just deductive reasoning.

>>64898335
They have separate recruiters, look up AMEDD recruiters on Google and find one close to you, or if you went to college you can call their advising office and ask, I can guarantee a recruiter drops stuff by at least yearly.

>>64898371
So what branch of the military are you looking to join? After all, this is a thread dedicated to discussing how to get into the military.

Anons, if I have a STEM degree and a non-violent non-CSC felony is it possible to get a moral waiver to the officer corps in any branch?

>>64898354
I served for 3 years, got paid a lot to travel to several really cool places, earn legitimately useful industry standard certifications, got out, and immediately got a job making over $100k a year, no degree, and now I can use the GI bill to not only get a degree but also pay my rent.
If you are smart about your service you can do very little and get a lot out of it.
If you are already stupid, the military probably won't make you less stupid.

>>64898435
There's a waiver for everything, but what is a non-CSC felony exactly? It could limit your options

>>64898471
I'm saying my felony was neither violent nor sexual.

>>64898474
AFAIK a felony prevents you from getting a security clearance, so you might be cooked dog. You can always enlist, I know dudes who got felonies while still in active duty and they're on a boat right now

>>64898399
Interesting. I do have a BA already and my alma mater has strong military/ROTC presence. Thank you.

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>>64898490
Owari da...

>>64898449
The person you are responding to is so stupid that he caught a BCD during basic and has now made it his life's mission to prove them wrong by doubling down on his retardation

If I got out a couple years do I have to go get a fuck ton of waivers if I want to go back in?
I ran away a ton when I was 9 years old in foster care and got baker acted(72 hour hold) a few times cause my faggot ass foster parents wouldnt give me food. That was almost 20 years ago at this point.
when i joined i just said nothing and got through but that was in 2016. Did 6 years.

>>64898643
Please provide proof of service

>>64898707
Chemical corps eh? Never had one of you guys roll in here. What was that experience like?

>>64898737
Deleted the pic but it wasn't so bad, life in USSOC was better because we were allowed to wear black on black PTs and didn't have to salute.
I was on the B team at Group, didn't do so much chem stuff all I did was inventory BII, gas masks and show GBs how to PMCS a humvee. Also doing my company SGMs records to make sure all his charts were green for command and staff at BN. Deployments were money, made 20 grand just screwing around in South America for 6 months.
Would do it again unless this waiver process is a bitch.

>tell my mom I'm joining the army
>she goes through the stages of grief
>as my shipdate looms closer she's becoming more naggy and intense
Man. Why does family get so annoying about this? or is it just me?

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>why do my parents love me? >:(

>>64897428
wtf

>>64898771
Well lucky for you, getting back in shouldn't be too tough. Everything you are talking about happened before you got in the first time, so as long as you got out as RE-1, you should have as easy of a time getting in again as when you first signed up.

Question I have for you is whether you want to go back for more of the same or if you are looking to do something else

>>64898879
>LOOK AT MY PICTURE
>PLEASE BE DEMORALIZED GI
Stop posting selfies, poojeet

>>64898887
Yeah I had a clean bill of health, talked to BH a few times while I was in cause family members died but nothing service limiting, RE-1 and went on my way.
Might be interested in a different MOS but I do want to go back to airborne units so I can jump again.

>>64898821
Same thing happened when I joined, Grandfather said I was gonna step on a landmine and I was gonna fall to my death when I volunteered for airborne school.
They'll get over it when you get out of basic.

>>64898874
wow nice obvious projection and deflection.

>>64898902
It sounds doable. Best of luck, and be sure to drop in to provide some input on the process for prior enlisted. Data points like yours mean a lot.

>>64898960
Will do I'm gonna try to go see a recruiter in a few weeks when I get back home.

>>64898821
You wouldn't be a proper serviceman without randomly mentioning hating a parent.

>>64898984
What has you so upset today?

>>64898874
>>64898984
??? I love my mom, she is obviously not at ease and I am venting here because I don't know how to deal with it.
>>64898937
>They'll get over it when you get out of basic.
Thanks. I heard the same from others who went in before me.

>>64897810
>>64897428

>Saar I posted story again saar
>I also posted the image from 2021 and video from 2023 as proof saar!
>BELLIVE ME SAARS! TOILETS CLOGGED NOT REDEEMED!!!!!

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What's the difference between Virginia tech core of cadets and the Virginia military institute?

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>>64898771
Oops teehee

>>64898449
You can use your GI Bill to pay off a house too instead of blowing it on rent.

>>64892043
I know this is for the military, but I figure this is the best place to ask.

Federal job questions here,
If someone was on antidepressants or voluntarily went to inpatient therapy, will they know about it like they would with Genesis? Or is ot just a basic health check like for drugs or blood pressure?

>>64897887
>92gfag
What ever happened to him? Did he ever get his reclass or did he just get out? Whatever happened to him i sincerely hope he is happy. What happened to him was pretty dirty.

Reminder that 92G has zero respect for Robert and there is clearly some weird hangup that Robert has about the poor guy.

>>64900204
Pretty sure they use something similar to Genesis called Join Legacy Viewer.
What they see is diagnosis.
If you want to prevent them from seeing that you gotta restrict your data from surescripts by doing an optout.

>>64900573
>posted it again award

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wtf is all this USMC "break you down so they can build you back up" BS?

axing for fren

>>64895836
>Also, 13N is overhated. Those niggas come out with PHDs and shit cuz they just take their textbooks down the hole to study or jerk off or whatever.


Tbh, as someone who works in missiles on the enlisted side 13n looks chill and if I ever do try to commission thats what id put in for.


But to your average college kid who either wants to travel the world, be a fighter pilot, or become commander than sitting in a hole in the ground probably isnt that appealing.

>>64901134
Simple, just comply with the government's training programs and you wont die in combat.

>>64900540
>>64900698

with the two agencies I went through the complete application process for they never ask, and if they somehow know, they dont give a shit. Its probably different for the intelligence community, they probably actually care, but as long as you weren't involuntarily committed somewhere, LE doesnt care.

>>64901134
Marketing BS. All it really means is taking you from your comfortable environment growing up, removing comforts and distractions, and providing a new and unique lifestyle in a community that is wildly different than what you grew up in. What ends up happening is young adults come out of it with a greater understanding of teamwork, responsibility, and capability.

>>64901587
Robert, 92G did not agree with you or like you. He's not your friend just because neither of you like the military. Stop trying to pretend he is your friend or that you can use him to justify anything you have said over the past SIX years of non-stop ranting about the US military.

>>64900698
>>64901490
So it requires sending in a notarized letter? I suppose that filters out the sovereign citizens for whatever reason
Thank you.

>>64900204
Does anyone else have any input on this?

>>64901587
>Look at me!!!! I'm miserable and need other people to share my misery! Look at meeeeeeeee!!!
>*lies, deceit*
>Please talk to me!!!!
In another universe, Robert's name is Roberta and he's a very BPD "pick me" girl.

>>64901681
>How dare the Army kick me out for being mentally ill! I'll show them by spending A FUCKING DECADE ON 4CHAN RANTING ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE THE ARMY! THAT'LL SHOW THEM! THEY SHOULD'VE LET ME PASS SO I COULD GO TO AFGHANISTAN AND MURDER WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND... totally prove them right about me... and then end up in military prison for the rest of my life... WELL GUESS WHAT I WILL TRAP MYSELF IN MY OWN DIGITAL PRISON INSTEAD!

>>64901640
>So it requires sending in a notarized letter?
If youre worried about psych stuff hindering your application you can do a pre-employment psych exam, a MD psychiatrist will evaluate you and give you a clearance letter.
Lot of docs do it, can be pricey.

>>64901866
Thank you. I will keep that in mind

I'm a 19D in the National Guard and I've been given the opportunity to reclass into a 35 series MOS because my section is transferring over to a new company but I'm worried that I won't actually like intel and that it might not actually be a good fit for me.

>>64902019
What aspects of being a 19D do you like?

>>64892280
ETN1 Shitass here. Navy officers live life on the boat on Recruit difficulty, particularly those that have non-technical roles. Big stateroom, nice wardroom to eat in, push paper collect money, 2EZ. Also, the best Americans are typically Naval officers at some point
>Teddy Roosevelt
>JFK
>Neil Armstrong
>Nixon

>>64897428
This is actually very common. The sewage system (called CHT) is all interconnected and has a common drain near the stern of the ship below the waterline. It's stored in a tank with a hull valve so we don't spew sewage into foreign ports. Depending on who lives forward (nearer the bow) and above you, your head is more or less likely to flood. The root of the issue is when females live forward and up, they don't want to put their FHP (Female health products, their tampies and dirty pads) in the trash where it might sit for weeks, so they flush them. (side note, we burn most trash other than food. My berthing was below the incinerator. You always knew when they burned FHP, shit was disgusting). Believe it or not, tampons are made to absorb water. They expand, clog the drain, and eventually backup the system. Also, stupid, subhuman, room temp IQ airplane people airwing) notoriously don't care about the ship (they're only temp attached for a deployment). I've seen cans, apples, towels, and once a whole shoe floating in gray water in my berthing's head. Fuck airdales, actual fucking tourists.

If you are in the Navy/AF in a non-technical role, you are our version of a POG.

How long it takes to get security clearance?

>>64902019
11b to 35n reclass here, think we talked in another thread.
Intel, generally, involves a lot of sitting at a desk doing stuff on a computer. That's kinda how that cookie crumbles. That being said, the stuff you (can) do in intel is generally related to real-life operations with a real-world impact, whereas combat arms in peacetime can feel like a lot of practice but never actually playing ball. Your experience can vary greatly by MOS as well as by component (guard/reserve vs active) but my experience going from one to the other has been really rewarding so far, even if my daily duties are vastly different than what they used to be. I also have a lot of opportunities to use my experience and prior skill set to train and mentor people, including some at surprisingly high ranks.
Did you end up looking into the intel jobs available to you a bit more or deciding on one? I think you mentioned 35G, 35P, and 35M or something like that.

>>64902126
Heavily depends on your background.
For me it was a couple months tops. For others, especially those with foreign contacts, spouses with foreign citizenship, foreign investments, criminal history, or significant debt, I've heard horror stories of it taking up to a year or more.
You can ship with just an interim clearance (iirc) but if your stuff is still being adjudicated you can end up in limbo at your AIT location waiting for it.

>>64892043
https://pastebin.com/anMENMTD

I made a new Nuke Paste. If y'all want more info/edits, let me know and I can redo it.

t. ETN1 Shitass

>>64902181
Very nice, will add to the next OP

>>64902172
I am I immigrant, euro and lived most of my life outside. I am from a NATO country. I have committed no crimes and did well in school.

>>64902326
Your shit's gonna take a million years, dawg. Don't get discouraged but expect a long wait.

What's Navy Supply like?
Officer side?
Enlisted side?
Is it based or a basic bitch type rate?

my brother is 25 and treading water and i've been talking to him about enlisting. he's smart but doesn't really know what he wants to do with his life and thinks it might be a good way to buy some time to figure that out, and get school paid for when he's done. he's looking at intel stuff, 35N, that sort of vibe.
i figure if i was in his shoes, i'd want to go army because of shorter contracts, picking my job, maybe going option 4 or 40, option 19 and picking a cool station.
he thinks that the quality of life is going to suck nuts and air force is the way to go. but if you do that, you've got a minimum 4 year, and you've got a lot less freedom with the job you end up with.
but this is all outside looking in. what do you think about this?

>>64902896
>air force because "better qol"
typical. There is no saving him, he will end up in the AF with an open contract. lmao

>>64902896
Better QoL is NOT going to matter when he gets out - what he did IS going to matter.

>>64902896
Anyone who is joining the AF for "quality of life" is just looking to take the easy road and not try regardless of branch.

>>64901625
>speaking for him
>standing up for him
When did you decide to defend him?

>>64903635
Why are you ban evading? Did I bruise your ego that much?

>>64903644
Why do you defend someone you shittalked so hard when he spoke of his grievances with the army?

Got a question. Mind if I ask it (but don't want troll/shitpost answers)?

>>64903851
I'm not no goddamn "Robert," boy. Please don't start with me, man. Please.

>>64903857
Ask your question, Bobby.

>>64903859
Okay, I'm going to tell you this right now: if you're here to shitpost, don't reply to me. Argue with the neverserved schizo or any of the other trolls that frequent this thread. Leave me out of your nonsense.

>>64903862
You're the only one who's here to shitpost.

>>64903872
Great. So STFU and don't reply to my posts anymore, faggot.

>>64903698
I'm not defending 92G, he was a retard, but he was honest. Robert is a filthy little liar that keeps trying to pull stolen valor and trick people into believing nonsense, and he gets insanely upset when I point him out, rather than feed into his deceitful attempts to have others believe his posts are being made by numerous, unrelated anons that don't harbor a personal grudge from getting kicked out of the Army during BCT for openly admitting his only reason to join is to massacre innocent women and children in Afghanistan.

>>64904330
Wrong. Robert has no personal experience so he speaks from a place of sour grapes and endless butthurt thay he got kicked out. Robert has nothing in common with 92G and he was in no way acknowledged or shown any respect by 92G.

Robert is a worm and he is trying to seek external validation through 92G, hence why he is the only one that keeps bringing him up, to the point that he insists 92G is the only person in this general who actually served, and all other people posting here are lying non-serves who are also somehow military recruiters.

>>64904330
>he was honest
He was. He told his story and what happened to him. I wish he had come here sooner and maybe we could have helped him with his reclass. I don't blame him for feeling the way he does.

The difference being, robert. He was one of those situations where someone falls though the cracks and ends up scorned because of it. You're sour because the army weeded you out for being unstable. You want and him are on the same coin, but vastly different sides of it.

Tell us, Robert. Are you upset? He got an honorable discharge? Are you upset 92gfag has actual experience he can draw from when he tells people why he doesn't think the military is a good option, or things he would have done differently?

Robert, you wish you could have been 92gfag.

>>64904363
The truth hurts Robert, so he will ignore it, but eventually he will internalize it, as he has with other topics he used to heavily push. Every year he seems to pick a new topic, and this year it is 92G. I am still waiting for the year he realizes he wasted more of his time seething than he would have if he actually did his time in the Army and finally snaps out of this decade long obsession with getting back at the Army, as if they even fucking care he exists

>>64904330
Very true. But he can say it with receipts. That's the difference, and why 92gfag will always command more respect than you, Robert. Plus, he has an honorable. That alone is more than you.

>>64904413
Which year did you stop calling people schizo? Was it 2 or 3 years? Its hard to remember that far back for a normal person who isn't completely obsessed with trying to "pwn" the non-existent recruiters that apparently spend every waking hour trying to send kids to gas chambers or whatever bullshit your delusional mind will come up with next

>>64904529
Imagine realizing this after so many years of inventing bullshit in your own head. Reading actual posts from other people shows that we all discuss how military service is a mixed bag and it takes deliberate effort to make the most of it. A manchild blinded by impotent rage obviously never actually bothers to read what people say if it isn't conducive to his second-hand talking points.

>>64904755
Why live life if it doesn't ensure anything? Better to rot in a basement where there is a guarantee that nothing will change, rather than strive for better. The worst thing that could ever happen to a pessimist is to be completely right.

>>64904755
>So why take the the chance if it doesn't ensure anything?
Not him but this is the same kind of loser quitter talk that I used to espouse on an almost daily basis in high school over a decade ago.
However, I found out before the tender age of 18 that taking risks was part of life and life's biggest losers never try anything.
As previously stated by someone else in this chain, you can decide to waste your life here - but I'll add that - by doing so you will ensure your time will be wasted.

>>64904957
>ban evading the exact moment that he gets banned
Shitstains like you are why I can't use my local cell tower to shitpost.

Robert can keep pretending he is multiple people, but the mass deletion of his posts always reveals the truth. Camus mused that Sisyphus must be happy in his eternal struggle, but Robert has proven that fruitless struggle is not a source of satisfaction. I wonder if Robert can even fathom that his suffering is voluntary and self-inflicted, that he can just stop pushing the boulder and walk away, and doing so will only improve his life.

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>>64894691
>>64895015
I wonder how my employer would feel about me taking off to play soldier for 6+ months lol. Does the NG/reserves help employers at all with that?

Would you say it's a good mos for learning radio/radar theory in general? Do you think there are better mos's for that? I'm hoping to improve my civvie career as a microwave/radio tech, learn more about the systems my products go into, etc.

Are they eligible for airborne/ranger school?sf?

>>64905249
Employers cannot punish you for doing so. I have a coworker who I haven't seen in nearly a year because he is constantly being deployed to different cities around the country. That man is at zero risk of losing his job, though obviously he is also doing nothing to get himself promoted.

>>64905249
>I wonder how my employer would feel about me taking off to play soldier for 6+ months lol.
He'd be annoyed for sure, but he would have to eat it by law or face legal consequences.
I'd start pinning down now whether or not you want to be Reserves or NG. There is a difference and they have different deployments + deployment conditions.
>Would you say it's a good mos for learning radio/radar theory
That would be Electronic Warfare Specialist (29E).
>>64905249
>Are they eligible for airborne/ranger school?sf?
Ranger is only active duty.
Check these two pages for Ranger MOS's:
>https://www.benning.army.mil/tenant/75thranger/recruiting.html
>https://www.benning.army.mil/tenant/75thRanger/RMIB-Rec-Ops-Enlisted.html
>airborne
You would have to check with your recruiter/MEPS when you sign your contract.
>sf
If you want to go NG/Reserves you cannot be SF that's only active duty.
SF has it's own MOS's and pipelines. The 18X pipeline is 2 years long minimum so it's a huge commitment up front. You can also fail out at any time any day of your training, even be recommended out by your peers (who are also SF recruits) if they don't think you're good enough.
SF is always 18 series and Intel SF (18F) requires you to first be an E-6 and be a part of an ODA/ODB (sf team) for atleast 2 years.
18F doesn't really cover the niche you're looking for anyway because SF units are small and in general they rely on other non-SF support units. Basically SF teams have one intel guy but big army has entire intel units supporting SF because it's easier that way.

>>64905278
>If you want to go NG/Reserves you cannot be SF that's only active duty.
Akshually there are two whole SF Groups in the Guard, 19th and 20th Group.

>>64905285
Oh shit really my bad lol. Im a retard.

>>64905278
>>64905271

>I'd start pinning down now whether or not you want to be Reserves or NG.
That's definitely something I'm thinking over. I'm in california, apparently our NG gets a lot of deployment for border security and wildfire stuff. Imo it sounds kinda fun, but I hear reserves have more opportunities for promotion, and in general since they can take posts all over. Playing armyboy does have its appeal, but I am trying to improve my civvie career too, after all.

Good to hear it wont mess with the job (technically)

>That would be Electronic Warfare Specialist (29E)

apparently the mos got switched to 17e, go figure


>>64905285
I remember seeing an NG sf guy here a thread or two ago. I should have asked him how involved the language skills are, if they're enough to flirt with waifus (for america)

>>64905375
>>64905097

>>64900204
>>64900698
>>64901640
>>64901866
I just thought of another question I would like help with.
Won't it show up that I opted out of sharing my records and thus look suspicious? Or will it just look like ther is none?

>>64905697
Fuck off.

It's pretty funny that this sub is still up when most people who join are born in 2005, shouldn't you guys be on discord?

Most of these threads are trolls, shitposting and "nou" sperging. Now it's all about "92G" and "Robert." I doubt any of you served. Just saying. I've seen some retard-tier advice here such as, "don't study for the asvab unless you're retarded."

Reddit gets a lot of crap, but at least they have some modicum of answering questions and having actual advice. Just food for thought, /meg/.

>>64906618
>food for thought
Yeah, junk food. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Robert.

Is this thread bots?

>I'll take things failed lolcows say for $500, Alex.
>"The actual bad faith posters are the ones calling out robert's half assed trolling"
>Who is Robert?

UA ??

>>64907291
I'm just grateful that every shitpost confirms to me that Robert gets to look at a picture of his arch nemesis, the honorable General Mark Milley, on an hourly basis.

>>64906167
Seriously what is wrong with you?

>>64907385
>arch nemesis
Thats his number 2 arch nemesis.
His #1 is that texas ng guy who he thinks peruses this thread to mock him.

>>64907406
Anybody that comes to this website and starts fucking CRYING about Jannies is the softest baby faggot alive.

>>64907406
Robert is a mocking nickname for one middle aged guy named Zachary from East Peoria, Illinois who was kicked out of the Army during Obama's second term. He has spent the better part of 6 years venting chronic frustration about the US military and fabricating numerous fake stories about his life, including a fake wife, fake militia, and fake job. He has been burned out for years trying to "win" a one-sided flamewar against multiple anons that have disrespected or even bullied him for being a fag faggot with a sour grapes complex.

He reminds me of those threads on /tv/ trying to figure out the perfect comeback when Jonah Hill was utterly btfo'd on some French TV show. He keeps trying to find the magic combination of words to "win", but doesnt value his time enough to realize that the only real victory would be walking away.

>>64907509
My name is Zachary, but I'm from Peoria Heights, and I've never been in the military because I've been morbidly obese my whole life on top of never having had hadded a desire to join.

>>64907509
>>64907563
Also I'm only 32. I wouldn't call that middle aged.

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>>64907605
Deleted my post so I could re-state it.

My projection for MEPS was cancelled but my recruiter is telling me to go anyway.
I googled if no showing is an option and the results say noshowing at MEPS is a "breach of professionalism" and can make it harder to enlist.
On the flip side when I googled if I should show up when my projection is cancelled, the results tell me not to go.
My recruiter got sick with the flu and I can't reach him to ask if I'm still going (I'm driving myself).
Are they going to correct the record between now and Monday or am I going to waste more time going there?

>>64907563
>>64907567
Your responses validated mine. Why do I know so much about you? Why do you keep divulging PII on an anonymous website?

>>64907642
If you guys can't answer my question I'm going to fucking reddit.

>>64907714
You should be utilizing as many resources as possible. Its only Robert who complains about Reddit

>>64907692
I have nothing to hide and nothing to fear.

>>64907692
>>64907793
Also the only correct pieces of information were my name and state lol

>>64907451
>>64907509
Welp, it's official, the jannies are in on the trolling. Robert is probably a janny himself, too, it's not that hard to become one anyway. Couldn't have fallen for that one any harder, amirite?

I don't know why they deleted my post. After all, if they're in the right then they have nothing to worry about if the jannies aren't trolling. "Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me"... right?... RIGHT, GUYS?!?...

>>64907793
And yet you come here because you are trying to fight your irrational fear of... let's see... military recruiters talking to 4chan users on the internet...

>>64907811
So you haven't lied about your state govt job, your fake fat wife, or your militia that you claim has kidnapped and killed dozens of non-whites? Also, your thirties is middle aged, especially when you are overweight.

Hey everyone. 92gfag here. Just coming to spread some information :^) I got an email today from a reserves councilor from my home state trying to get me back in. I guess the army (the reserves at least) is hurting for 35 series jobs. Theyre giving some big bonuses out for them. Good luck, anons looking to join. Hopefully your career goes better than mine did. o7

>>64908005
Pretending to be somebody who had zero respect for you is just pathetic. What compels a middle aged man to act this way?

Hey guys Robert here I'm a raging homosexual bent on having humongous cocks up my ass.
I, the real Robert, sincerely made this post and any subsequent reply by me is deflection of the fact that I do, very much indeed, love BIG JUICY MEAT IN MY ASS!!!!

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>>64908033
No, dear friend. It really is the one and only 92gfag.

Ive had some time to reflect over the year of me being out. While I still think the military is a horrible decision (especially the army) i cant stop someone from joining. If they want to sell their soul, thats on them. I just wanted to spread some hopefully helpful information.

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>>64907782
Ok. Reddit is telling me not to show up. Sounds like I am not supposed to show up.

Pretty funny how I get ACTUAL recruiters (former and current) to answer me on reddit meanwhile I come to this thread that is alleged by a specific troll to have "recruiters" yet none can answer my legitimate question.

>>64907385
>mfw I've met Gen Milley
>mfw he was a total fucking asshole
>mfw I still respect his record infinitely more than Robert's and think Milley did what was required of him by the Constitution
Damn, that must really suck to be Robert. I'd kill myself out of shame, but we know he has none.

>>64908071
Quite the development. Would you still join if you knew then what you know now? If so, would you do anything different?

>>64908102
Too bad for him that he can't ban evade on Reddit as easily as he does here, otherwise he'd be better off taking his little crusade to a place with verified military recruiters

>>64908071
Oh look, you did keep your 9mm 1911 after all

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>>64908188
No. Absolutely not. Would i try a different branch? Maybe? But even then, I still dont think I would. When I was stationed on carson and a young e3 bachelor, I matched with an airforce e6 from peterson on tinder and she hated the airforce just as much as I was starting to hate the army.

>>64908240
Filename

>>64907509
Peoriafag and Robert are two separate individuals

So what I gather from this thread is that I can behave like a piece of shit and no matter what Robert will take the heat?

I'd rather just ask how I can get the most out of college in the navy. Already have my warfare device.

>>64908310
-8/8 b8, robert. Sorry i can still legally purchase and own firearms and you can't.

>currently age 34
>covid ruined my life
>went back to school for electrical engineering degree during shutdowns
>got about half way through
>coursework was difficult but doable
>had to drop out because I ran out of money
>life has been going nowhere since
>found a decent enough dead end job in a non engineering field to support myself but the hours make going back to a school way too difficult
>industry blows, the company blows
>Have no interest in advancing even if I could
>friends and family all moved out of town during covid
>been a bitch to relocate
>been single for 3 years
>been harder to date and find new friends
>got no retirement plan or meaningful savings
>every attempt to move forward in life has failed
>in surprisingly good health for my age
>no major injuries or illnesses
>always had a passing interest in military history, science, tech and hardware
>can easily get in shape to pass physical fitness require before the end of the year
>can already ace every ASVAB practice test or pretest I've taken with minimal studying
>Not opposed to this being the career I do for the rest of my working life.
>Willing to do all if not most of it as active duty
>Not especially picky about what job I work if/when I get in since I'm well used to working crappy jobs just to get by in life

Thinking about enlisting. Wondering what /meg/ thinks about that idea, what branch I should go for, what career path I should take, what role I should aim for and what to expect out of life in the Military at my age.

>>64908284
So then who is >>64908273
>>64908005
>>64908071

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Hey guyss :3

Any other based cool people in Basic Training rn??

I don't want to give out what base I'm on, but I'll give you my discord if you want it!

Robert really is going to try to slide this thread so he can stop looking at Mark Milley's face. Imagine having such an irrational hatred for somebody who doesn't even know you exist

>>64906888
Thanks for proving my point, faggot.
>>64907451
We should be crying about the neverserved larpers who can't answer questions instead? Or the Robert Cult who can't get his dick out their mouths long enough to answer questions?
>>64907714
Believe it or not, Reddit is the superior site for military questions. They're fags over there, but at least they're faggots who served. Case in point, >>64908102. Even this anon has the same opinion.

>>64908273
Knowing what you know now then. Why not try again? Commission and just ride it until retirement. Even if you were to go enlisted, you know the ins and outs now.

>>64908428
>he came back just to keep bitching

>>64892529
Mercedes Carrera was knowingly boning gays?
She can stay in jail.

>>64897421
Paranoia is in the book.

>>64908346
>34
>enlisting
>branch
Good news is the Marines won't take you.

>>64908346
go navy, machinists mate (conventional, you're way too old for nuke lol), 4 year enlistment, get out, collect disability and finish degree or work as a boiler operator or something. working in a propulsion plant can set you up for plenty of real jobs that won't keep you poor forever. at 34 most people are gonna assume something is wrong with you anyway so lay low, do your job, stay out of trouble and you should be fine.

>>64897421
Nope, you are in the clear

>>64908613
>he's a faggot who wastes oxygen and should kill himself

>>64897421
So, disregard >>64908640 <-- that faggot. Once again, 4chan proving its the worst place for any advice. Follow >>64897593. Because it was so long ago, it's not LIKELY to show up anywhere, but Genesis is powerful and has access to things that aren't in the DoD system (even I flagged for stuff as far back as 2014). They will ask you about it, and you may need a doctor's note (not a nurse, but a full-on doctor) to clear you. I'm not saying this to scare you, but to prepare you. I had to get doctor's notes for my medical stuff and it took a while because I thought it was sweet. I thought I could get a nurse or a "licensed counsellor" to sign off, but no.

TLDR: It shouldn't come up, but if it does, prepare to get paper on that.

>>64908689
If you want me dead, kill me yourself, faggot. Now you have a .45 in your hand instead of a worthless 9mm. I know I'm safe, you didn't even make it out the front door when you said you were going to murder national guardspeople, and you folded like a bitch when LEOs followed up on my "concerned call"

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>>64908735
>thinks i'm whatever anon he's decided to suck off/have rent free this week

>>64908740
"I'm the other guy" hasn't worked for years. I don't know why you keep resorting to that after giving up nearly every other tactic that has failed.

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>>64898406
Army Aviation, but it seems they are going the way of the dodo.

>>64908677
ETN1 shitass back at it. This is bad advice. Number 1: there’s a waiver for everything, including age. Also AFAIK the limit is 39. Conventional mechanics in aircraft carriers end up working with nukes, standing almost identical watches, same watch rotation, in the same spaces in the non-nuclear areas (main engines, shafts). They have a nuclear supervisor. Essentially
>all the downsides of being a nuke
>none of the benefits

If you qualify as a nuke mechanic versus a conventional, you’re leaving literally a minimum of $75k on the table to do the same job.

>>64906618
>taking an exam that tests your capacity to learn and critical thinking skills
>surely min-maxing this won’t back fire!


Here’s your (you)

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>>64898406
To be fair, when was the last time you guys unironically gave quality advice to that end?
>>64908851
>thinks failing to score high in the test that literally determines your job selection (barring moral and medical waivers) is a good thing

>>64908856
What branch are you looking to join?

>>64908851
>taking an exam that tests your capacity to learn and critical thinking skills

i studied for the test therefor learned how to get a high score

>>64907924
Believe what you want, friend. : )

>>64908871
Not sure why it matters to you, but Navy. Hoping to go CTI or ITS. CTI is top pick.

>>64908886
>not sure why it matters
Because this is the "military enlistment general" not the "wah wah bitch baby general". Stay on topic.

>>64908889
>Because this is the "military enlistment general" not the "wah wah bitch baby general".
Exactly. So why does it matter to you/why are you talking to me?

>>64908851
unless it changed since I went through, the age limit for enlisted nukes is 24. I didn't see any students in their 30s, did you?
also, most surface ships in the navy aren't nuclear. who do you think runs their propulsion plants?

>>64908904
>wah wah leave me alone
You came back here to bitch to me. Only bots are compelled to give (You)'s

>>64908941
I came here to see what's up. I don't even use 4chan that much outside of /int/ and sometimes /qst/. Don't flatter yourself, idiot.

>>64908947
You are still upset from when I called you out THREE days ago. I must have really upset you. It's no use, you're not going to "win" so you're jus wasting effort and sliding this thread instead of accomplishing anything that benefits you.

>>64908955
Good thing I wasn't here three days ago then, eh retard? Let me go ahead and report this post, because we're way off the mark from military enlistment. I get most of you haven't served but that IS the original intent of the general.

>>64908978
Lmfao see what I mean about you being a whiny bitch? Stay on topic or keep bitching, prove me right about you

>>64893474
EWS is not a hard qual dude and the EDMC qual card isn’t any harder
T. EMN2(SS) with a finished EDMC qual card

>>64909127
that guys only been on one sea tour, he's never even seen a PPWS qual card lmao

>>64909208
>PPWS
What am I, a surface faggot?

>>64909210
subs go to the surface sometimes

>>64909226
If they tap, LDO, or pick up officer sure, but I’ve never met either of the latter two who would call the qual card hard especially not post standardization of the cards

Can other services earn Navy badges?

Lmao

You ready for your purple heart??

ay yo, somebody tell the Air Force to IRR recall my unemployed ass lmao

I’ve always had a dream of being airborne infantry, but would paratroopers even be used in modern combat? I don’t see a point in being a paratrooper if there’s a 0% chance I’d ever jump into a combat zone.

>>64910552
>bro just commit crime if you want to see combat
I’ll get right on that.

>>64910564
Why aren’t you doing it? Scared?

>>64910572
lol pussy

>>64910580
>I'm a pacifist
Then what are you doing on a military enlistment forum?

>>64910594
>image board
Is this some kind of zoomer newspeak? 4chan is a forum retard.

>>64910604
And you’re a pacifist (zoomer-speak for pussy) in a military enlistment thread.

>>64910614
So you have no interest in joining the military, but spend your time sharing your opinions about joining the military? Wow, I thought I was bored.

>>64910628
That’s one way to spend a life I guess.

You do know that you've earned another Milley thread, right? Every time you behave this way, Miller gets posted again

>>64910637
>the greatest evil the world has ever known
lol

>>64910652
Why does Milley upset you so much? Maybe you need to learn anger management. It would have saved you 6 years of your life.

>>64910637
Of what nation do you call home?

>>64910679
>>Of what nation
There’s nothing grammatically incorrect with that sentence. Why are you avoiding the question?

>>64910685
Why would you not support the military of the country you reside in and presumably were born in? Brown skin perhaps?

Ask Robert why he hates the US military and he will give a list of past events
Ask Robert what he thinks about our enemies doing similar things, and he remains silent

>>64910706
>says the nigga that got 2 visits from the police for making terroristic threats against the National Guard

>>64910706
And you have brown skin, don’t forget.

>>64910710
Are war crimes still a pussy leftist concept? Haven't heard you whip that old line out in a while, must've buckbroken it out of you

>>64910717
So is making terroristic threats. Delete all of the pictures of dead US soldiers off of your devices and maybe I'll believe you

>>64910717
>War itself is a crime
I genuinely cannot imagine being this much of a pussy.

>>64910725
There are some very weird interpretations of Christianity that started swirling around the US and UK in the 19th century that have had immensely negative impacts on the minds of some. Robert here probably believes the Earth isn't round, but hard to say if he thinks it's hollow or flat.

>>64910756
Are you aware how much of that consensus comes from scientists of Jewish heritage?

>>64910769
Ahh so you love all of the advances in cybersecurity that all source back to Unit 8200?

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>>64910756
>I believe in the commonly accepted scientific consensus
Yeah, no shit. There are millions of people like you, practically clones of one another.

>>64910780
I believe you are a pussy faggot

>>64910780
You should really do some research on the innumerable tech advances that all come from Unit 8200. It's pretty commonplace for veterans to take what they learned in the service and build a replica that can be utilized in the commercial space. That is why Intel is considered a phenomenal path with long-term career potential.

>>64910811
>I believe in the commonly accepted scientific consensus
>I don’t feel like doing the research
sometimes the jokes write themselves.

>>64910811
But you like doing research on anti-US military subjects every single day? Why are you unaware of a very well-known IMI unit? Is that because /pol/ never talks about it, so you weren't spoonfed talking points?

>>64910831
>t. comes here to bitch about things and never reads or learns from others unless repeatedly buckbroken and brainwashed

>>64910838
What is the point in sliding this thread? If I don't make a new one, you will do it (for free) instead. Either way, /meg/ stays online.

>>64910844
And what objective will you accomplish? You don't work in the industry and never will.

>>64910844
No, you’re trying to be spoon fed information, because that all the leftist knows how to do. You lack the capability of critical thought, and you lack the intelligence to distinguish between true and false information.

I'm 22 and I am thinking about joining the army. I'm thinking about infantry, combat engineer, or small arms repair. I'm open to your advice and opinions. schizo-kun need not answer, he won't change my mind.

>>64910856
I'll never forget the time Robert insisted that it was a tranny that crashed that helicopter about a year or so ago. Then he insisted it was a black woman. He never acknowledged that he was wrong even after irrefutable evidence was released.

>>64910863
go airforce, do 20, retire collect pension + disability and move to the philippines to bang single mothers until you die

>>64910863
Please feel free to discuss in the next thread

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>>64910866
Because you are retarded and come here to purposely shit up the thread.

>>64910879
buh buh muh good faith argument!

>>64898406
Coast guard.

But I'm 30

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>>64892043
isn't that guy an actual traitor? anyway, good goyim.

>>64908128
>betraying your country to china was required by the constitution, democrat communist?

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>>64917790
>filename
kill yourself thirdie

>>64917801
>this source proves that you're pakistani
Let's be real. No white guy with an iq over 90 would shill for the american military and try to enlist others. This thread is all brown besides me.

>>64908128
how was talking to the chinese and conpiring with them behind the president's back required by the constitution?

>>64917806
No white guy with an iq over 90 would blindly trust random pakistanis on Twitter

>>64917828
That's right. I'm sure not americans have died yet. and even if they have, to get to die as cannon fodder for israel's territorial expansion is surely a great honor. all goyim should aspire to die for such a good cause.