>>42739012
Previously >>42596634

/Yellowfevergen/

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>>42739051
Yes

ANAL SEX

She's not retarded. She's just a little down. You've got to be calm and let her process. She's cute as fuck but goddamn this woman drives me and my wife nuts. Microwave a spoon headass, turn spaghetti into Glue because she put too many noodles in too small a sauce pan. Flat tire, but it's only flat on the bottom!

Have you ever actually head-desked before? Like a for real collapse of spine forward fall; what are you doing and/or what have you done? Thirty-two year old toddler. Her kids aren't though which is a blessing. I'm ready to throw them dice now too. It's fuckin scary, but like booger monster movie/important medical surgery scary. There's real risk and it's okay for me to be scared of reasonable costs. Been having the real talk about what-to-do if we bake a potato. Shits not any more fun than the first time.

>>42739890
>Microwave a spoon headass, turn spaghetti into Glue because she put too many noodles in too small a sauce pan. Flat tire, but it's only flat on the bottom!
damn i often do shit like this but i'm adhd and always distracted by my own racing thoughts. praying at least some people find my retardation cute because most don't and i have A Reputation.

>>42730487 did the thing btw
here's to hoping i get laid soon

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>>42740558

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for me, it's korean curling players.

>>42739012
Thank you for making a thread OP

>>42744174
for me it's racoon haired skating champions with a lesbian flag pfp on their alt account

This year I'll get laid for sure

>>42747234
What's your plan?

>>42747234
i don't believe u (prove me wrong)

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>>42744251
You're welcome!

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big noses make me wet

>>42745423
>those fat thighs and the piercing in her mouth
She's too westernized for me. Her hair is cute though, especially with the yellow and black stripes, like a hornet, and she has a nice smile. The young korean figure skaters were much prettier, I thought.

>>42749026
Picrel isn't even big, it's Gillian Anderson-tier. Which I agree is beautiful.

>>42749285
my nose is about that size and I've definitely gotten made fun of for my big nose

>>42749026
ever heard of a place called israel?

>>42745423
Real. Alysa is a cutie. Glad she was born the year she was so I don't have to feel weird about thinking shes hot. Any later and she would be too young for me.
>>42749117
Those fat thighs are what help her outperform all the other skaters. Can't jump well without leg muscles. I'm generally not a fan of piercings but hers suit her. I think Alysa is better looking than the Korean figure skaters. They looked very average to me.
t. kpop poster

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>>42750131
>Real. Alysa is a cutie. Glad she was born the year she was so I don't have to feel weird about thinking shes hot.
Would her being 18 or 19 make you feel weird?

>>42749338
>I've definitely gotten made fun of
by retards. they were retards, anon.

>>42750208
She would be too young for me then.

>>42747262
Money

>>42751306
What does money have to do with getting laid?

>>42751351
Money can be exchanged for goods and services

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newly discovered ugly animal of the day: the saiga antelope (saiga tatarica), native to central asia. big snuffler helps them to regulate body temperature apparently.

>>42740558
What did you do, anon?

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>>42750131
>Can't jump well without leg muscles.
Most asian and eastern euro figure skaters are super petite, especially in anime, with the exception of that thicc nip girl. And I've never seen a fat russian figure skater, and I've watched a lot of them. Trusova and shcherbakova both weighed around 45 kg when they dominated the last olympics.I think that a lower weight and size helps with the difficult jumps.

>>42752380
>Most asian and eastern euro figure skaters are super petite, especially in anime,
Do you even hear yourself.
>the Russians
There were more chemicals in those girls than blood.
>helps
Someone is sedentary lmao

>>42751788
Nigga don't buy prostitutes. They will fry your ability to form meaningful connections and give you a free STI on top.

>>42752380
LMAO

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not a celebrity but my crush

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>>42752422
>c-cheaters!
cope

Let me rephrase: A lower weight absolutely helps with landing difficult jumps and keeping your balance. You didn't pick up on how thin most of the skaters were despite your ideas of "bulkmaxing can only be good"? You thought that was just an odd coincidence?

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you may not like it, but this is what peak figure-skating physique looks like.

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>>42753523

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what a qt olympic gold-medalist.

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>>42752380
>>42753523
You have a weird vibe. Moid for sure.

>>42752380
Should I watch this anime?

>>42752380
>especially in anime
kek lmao

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>insomnia again
My slavfu can't be this cute and elegant!

>my leveraged silver bet paid off
>+500 bucks
Phew. I had second thoughts about it over the weekend and was expecting to lose twice that amount. I've been struggling with my trading lately, so this was nice.

Nice and chilly again this morning
I'm tempted to make them walk, but I'm not that evil. Get my ass up and get Their asses up

I'm back, just in time to get my goodbye kisses. Kick my feet up time. Call my dad and my boss and see if we can get a game going or I'm just gonna TTT

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Buff lady of the day

The duality of /clg/
>>42753523
>>42758190

>>42739099
Redpill me on ANAL SEX please

>>42758635
Wdym?

>>42752434
>They will fry your ability to form meaningful connections
Never had those in the first place so...

>>42759340
wow so edgy

>>42758920
Give me a quick rundown on ANAL SEX please?

>>42759416
It's not edgy, some of us are just autistic retards

>>42759520
You stick an oblong object up your butt and it feels good.

>>42759545
You're not really selling me on this

>>42759549
It's not for sale if it's free.

>>42758635
are there that many lesbians having anal sex (?) (and how?) (not me)

amber and her back muscles hnnnnnnngh

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i'm older so can't call her mommy buuuuuuuuuut

>>42760895
You just wanna pose in the air with her hands on your tummy holding you up

>>42760950
no i want her to sit on my face actually

>>42761012
That's After! I don't think that's a legal move on the ice

>>42761094
she's busy thirst baiting lesbians on tiktok. unbelievable. wonder if she got some at the olympic village because it would be a shame if she didn't.

>>42761208
Go through that shit with a UV light like it's radioactive

>>42761222
https://youtu.be/ktvTqknDobU

>>42761240
my toxic trait is i actually enjoy some imagine dragons songs

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>>42761620

>>42761678
uh

>>42761687
just joking (blows kiss)

>>42759545
Even one finger hurts my butthole

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All this talk of butt stuff is making me think some of you are trans cause why stick stuff up your butt if you have a pussy.

>>42762562
even Normie liked her guts rearranged by a fake lizard. I am not a fan, but I can see why people like it

Bedtime soon.

bad dream and I'm awake early again. Jump in the shower and wait for everyone else to get up.

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>>42739012
since day one

>>42762521
You're not supposed to go in dry. And if you gently, slowly stick one finger up your ass and it still hurts, you should see a proctologist. Or trim your nails.
>42762562
Such a weird take I'm not even deigning to give it a (You).

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white genocide

>>42758635
its a male perversion for males

>>42766854
i bet you're fun at parties

>>42767048
i bet you are male at parties

>>42766854
>>42767062
I thought straight people had the monopoly on getting worked up over how consenting adults fuck in their free time. I promise I'll ANAL SEX in your honor.

Im male and I fuck vaginas

>>42767144
middle schooler hands typed this. good luck out there little fella!

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>>42767155
Nay im actually 30 and wasting time in the bathroom at work.. i really do have sex with womens bleed holes from time to time as well, when im bored enough to be fucked.

>>42763188
Normiemod had vaginismus or something similar so vaginal penetration was very painful for her, she probably wouldn't have been analpilled if she could enjoy vagina stuff.

>>42767193
sad...

>>42767237
Nta. I just don't know. Vagina stuff feels okayish but it never makes me come while anal does.

Ive noticed women and old tyoe out come rather than cum

>>42767296
It only logical because no one says
>I cummed
it's always
>I came
therefore came -> to come

Super Sour Gushers, my dad got me a whole box! Most of em are smushed and they taste kinda stale, but it's like a shelf stock box for a store that got dropped. I'm not complaining about free candy. I'm eating myself sick, brb

>>42768336
what's your opinion on come vs cum as a verb?

WHY ARE WASIANS SO HOT

>>42768394
I prefer the nontraditional ones. Oh Face, Reaching, Getting Your Cookies

>>42768336
send me some

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Buff lady of the day

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>>42768423
What kind is your favorite?

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>>42768536

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>>42768577
What is her name and what kinda wasian is she?

>>42768641
Wow I thought at this point everyone and their grandmother recognized Eileen Gu, especially after that viral interview.

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>>42768688
I've never heard of her...

>>42768712
filtered tiktok videos like these are so creepy to me. I genuinely feel uncomfy watching them.

>>42768527
The blueberrygrapes are so good ushfjf

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>>42768745
Do you not use filters when you take selfies?

>>42768712
You fucking philistine.

>>42768773
nta. i don't. what's the point? if i have to use filters, that means there's something wrong with my face, like maybe i'm breaking out or my hair is off. in which case i need to fix that for real and not mask it with a filter to deceive irrelevant strangers on the internet (because people irl will see me anyway).

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>>42768783
Why?

>>42768793
>nta. i don't. what's the point?
Most people do so I don't see why not.

>>42768818
yeah i'm not dating filters, i'm dating actual humans. they just look fake.

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>>42768824
Filtersisters... it's so over...

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>>42768745
Three of the girls in the Korean compilation aren't using filters and genuinely do look like that. Top left on the first slide is Somi, top right on the second slide is Bahiyyih and top left on the third slide is Danielle.

>>42768854
>Three of the girls in the Korean compilation aren't using filters
yeah and they look the least fake
>genuinely do look like that
depending on what you mean by look. because they are wearing a ton of makeup.

>>42768773
no. what's the point? even if people think the picture looks hot they're not actually complimenting me bc I don't look like that.

>>42768854
this picture where you can actually see she has skin texture like a human being is so much prettier to me than gauzy literally no pores filters

ever feel like the world's just fucked up beyond repair?

>>42769086
no. i read a lot. i read history. we're good for now, and the only significant threats for humanity as a whole are, a) nuclear holocaust, b) nork-tier mass surveillance states popping up in the west, c) islam overwhelming the world and gutting science. these are very unlikely still. you can relax, stop doom scrolling, and deal with the things you have immediate control over.

>>42769124
You forgot d) me never getting laid again

>>42769124
reading history should've taught you that most people don't see collapse coming until it's already happening

>>42769298
good point

>>42769298
>>42769308
HOWEVER it's still extremely unlikely and total collapse happened only once, when humans almost went extinct and only like 6k were left literal ages ago. we're going to be fine.

I'm not doompilled just yet. I got that nepobaby safety net though.

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>>42768869
>depending on what you mean by look. because they are wearing a ton of makeup.
Do you not wear makeup when you take selfies?

>>42769580
...no, i don't.
1) if i look like shit, i'm not going to apply a layer of pore-clogging nonsense on top of that disaster and make it worse.
2) if i look like shit, i'm not going to take selfies in the first place.
3) if i look like shit and have to take a selfie, it's either for work (in which case fuck you, i'm here to grow numbers, not work as a part-time model) or family (in which case nobody cares).
shrimple as.

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>>42769693
Ok but what if you are already wearing makeup and want to take a selfie?

>>42769737
i wear makeup maybe three or four times a year

I'm getting started on dinner. I'm making white people tacos again because everyone really liked it last time.

>>42753321
booba

need a cute 5ft8+ masc to be my big spoon so bad

>>42771694
REAL

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>page 9

>>42771694
okay, i will be your big spoon

>>42769298
Before the collapse they said change is impossible.
After the collapse they say change was inevitable.

>>42769086
It is fucked, but not beyond repair.
“The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters.”

>>42739012
markiplier (im a transbian)

>>42775489
>>>/lgbt/gaygen

I need y'all to advise me on something.
There is this new guy at work who seemingly wants to befriend me. He always sits next to me at lunch, we talk about life and politics (inb4 find out if he's republican: I'm not from the US), our hobbies and interests align. We don't communicate outside of work at all, he's never texted me or anything in the 1.5 mo he's been working here. He knows I'm gay.
Since most men lie like they breathe, how do I sus out if he legitimately wants to make friends?

>>42775594
>We don't communicate outside of work at all, he's never texted me or anything in the 1.5 mo he's been working here.
These are good signs.

>>42775594
You're probably exude "safe" vibes

https://strawpoll.com/QrgewrYPjyp

>>42779040
Yes to all

i wish dominance humping was socially acceptable in humans. i'd get buff and make women respect mah authoritah.

>>42779906
tfw no dominant gf who nevertheless does everything i tell her but i'm at her mercy sexually

Stuck in traffic, I got pizza and wings

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>>42779040
I like them all.
This is an imageboard there is no reason not to attach nice files to your post.

ilu, laying down but I'm not going to bed yet. I'm off tomorrow

I'm being loud and got kicked out to the patio room. She's mad but not, I got my ass grabbed in the swat she gave me.

>>42784838
muzzies really are evil

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>>42779040
Yes to all

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Buff lady of the day

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so we've all already quit our new years resolutions to lose weight, right?

>>42786637
My BMI is in the 19's so I never needed to lost weight in the first place.

>>42786637
I'm skinny and I eat candy also, just not a lot.

>>42786637
what are those turd things

>>42786637
I'm supposed to be gaining actually

>>42786637
I am already underweight

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>>42785024
they're up there with feminists.

>>42788654
pickme retard

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>>42788775
Not an argument. You'd have to be very dim to not see the malice in feminists.

>>42789017
>picture of men negotiating to sell a woman into slavery
>"wow thats just like feminism!"
wash your penis

>>42788775
He's a man, not a pickme lmao. You must be new here.

>>42784838
what is this depicting? a woman sneaking in to listen to her husband talk to other men? what?

>>42789413
a father deciding which of the bachelors he wants to sell his daughter to, while she's happilly listening,excited to find out who her new husband is

>>42789272
I'm not, though.
>>42789132
>arranged marriage
>slavery
they're pretty bad, but not slavery-tier.
>brown men bad, so feminists dindu nuthin'
That makes no sense.

>>42789538
>a bacherlor buys a bride, for a cash price
>the cash price is such that the whole family has to chip in to help
>the father, not the bride, decides to take the money and takes them for himself
>the bride can't refuse, and if she does she is forced into it, and sharia courts wont defend her from violence
>the bride can't abandon the marriage, and forced sex with her by the new husband isn't rape, per sharia courts
>so you are sold by someone to someone else for money and are forced into sex and labour you dont want, but its not slavery, i promise
>also feminism is worse actually

i'd tell you what to do with yourself, but its against the rules of the website

>>42789574
yeah, you're right. I was thinking of how japan does it, which doesn't seem to be nearly as bad.

>>42789627
Japs have no spine, so no need for a stick. Everyone does what they are told and nihilistically goes on with the misery of it, pretending not to notice. Robots.
Its still slavery, because its still something forced on you, without your permission, and with systems and traditions and peer pressure there to enforce it on you.

>>42776353

>>42789648
I don't think you'll find anyone in japan who'd compare their high-society practice of semi-forced marriage to slavery. And it's not because of them being automatons. Well, whatever. I don't want to defend the practice.

>>42789692
muslims dont call >>42789574 slavery either

you'll notice the more arranged marriages there are in a country, the more evil its culture is. india, pakistan, afghanistan, etc. are all straight up hellish. it's because half the population are slaves.

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>>42789829
when the state is too week to defend individuals and minorities from tradition and mob rule, you get stuff like arranged marriages
but you get unironic anarchist women in this retard thread, who will tell you that without the state and without institutions men are TOTALLY going to let us be equal and treat us well guys, i promise

>>42789574
you're right but stop taking the bipedos bait

i was thinking the other day. if i turned into a big werewolf or a vampire or something, i wouldn't have to prey on anybody. i'd legit have women just walking into my lair like "hey girl heard you like raping women can you do me next?"

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Total qt supremacy.

>lots of votes
>14
I didn't expect that many

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>>42789017
you're a tranny

Bedtime ilu

>>42789132
>wash your penis
no, i'm not wasting my yummy smegma, foid! it's natural

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>>42762562
we're all trannys.

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>>42790591

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>>42793934

>>42788272
Protein shakes made with cream instead of milk

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>>42792421
>a woman who dislikes feminists?
>that's impossible!

Feminists are for face sitting

I'm going back to bed! No responsibilities until my mom drops off the baby. Sprawl out on the couch with the playpen set up. Snooze the day away

>>42794082
that person is a tranny and so r u

>>42790591
Are we getting tourists, or are there lots of lurkers here?

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>>42793140
Speak for yourself troon

>>42769315
You're probably right but my brain's always stuck on the "what if" scenarios. Makes it hard to focus on the good stuff when everything feels like it's on the brink. But yeah, logically we're probably good. For now.

>ate less than 1 hour ago
>already have hunger pangs

WHY does my body want me to be fat

>>42797660
It's used to getting a lot more food.

>>42797660
Are you sure it's not gastritis or gallbladder? Hunger pangs after 1 hour are physically impossible.

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*casually steals your heart*

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>>42788775
>pickme

>>42798761
>quoting zhp lovecraft
>an unironic, unsophisticated woman hater
wash your gross deformed penis, man

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Do you like freckles?

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hey tardo, remember what i told you about your waifu?
she's just abe in a dress, and japan will redeeeeem the coupons

>>42798968
No u. Also, I noticed that you didn't address that person's argument. Seemed like you cautiously skirted around it, in fact. Why is that?

>>42799228
yes, that made me sad. I don't trust that woke douche in your pic, but things look grim over there.
>tard
Rude. Don't kick people when they're down.

>>42799051
yes, they're lovely, especially on redheads.

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>>42802040
why didn't she kill at least 1 woman? is she homophobic???

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>>42779040
>bipedo crushed everyone in the poll
Surprising

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>>42803410
bipedo (male) just has the generic 20 year old coomer social media tastes, because that's where he/him gets all his opinions from

>>42803786
But bipedo is 42 not 20

>>42803795
spiritually a zoomer

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>18 year old vs 40 year old, same person
makeup wizards have communed with demons for too long

Here I thought S and I were the eldest! Oshit!
>S is the eldest though I think.

Bipedo is four years older than me? What? That tickles me

straight cis male here, just a question
What % of cis lesbians attracted to feminine presenting/passing mtfs and femboys? I would have thought it would be close to 0, no idea why. Like is it the personality, are they not passing or is it purely the cock?

>>42804255
>male
Shouldn't have specified, darling, your specific brand of retardation is very obvious.
The question you should be asking is, what % of lesbians are attracted to FTMs.

>>42804467
You are the one who is retarded, like I said in the post I am aware of the afab only attraction, but that wasn't the question.

>>42803795
39. my real age has come up often recently. please, stop making shit up.

>>42803786
you (tranny, penis-haver) is wrong.

>>42804467
zero if the ftm passes

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>>42803410
I think that some recent bangers like >>42793934 helped sway things.

>>42803786
>the entire upper row
>in order, from left to right: too manly, brown, fat and pierced
Not for me, tbdesu. ironic.

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>>42803786
it's crazy how beautiful blonde girls

>>42803823
i look way better in my (almost 30s) than in my teens and early 20s

>>42804467
pre-everything ftms just look like butch lesbians (not counting the fujo dangerhairs who just dress like any female alt slut and insists on he him pronouns) so obviously they'll be physically appealing to a lot of dykes

>wake up
>find out that another war for jews has started
I regret ever saying anything positive about trump.

>lettuce, cucumber on tacos
Memes. These ingredients take up too much room, making the tacos hard to wrap, and don't add much taste.
>corn
Good, but not really necessary.
>cheese, spices, meat, tomato, taco sauce
All the filling you need. 95% of the flavor at half the cost and effort.

>>42806134
>These ingredients take up too much room, making the tacos hard to wrap, and don't add much taste.
shittier opinion. blocked.

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>>42739012
so actual lesbians or the weird political kind
cos i'm interested in keeping trans and bi stuff separate from gay stuff but i'm worried this is for keeping trans and bi woman separate from other women who like women
i've been burned by this sort of thing before

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>>42806595
>t.

>>42806134
Diced Avocado and refried beans for filler.
Hard to wrap? Bitch, did you get the Little tortillas?

>>42805700
Why can't Isreal do this shit on their own? We're too worried they'll go gloves off? Honestly, you'd think we gave them enough fundos to bankroll this themselves.

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i’m in love with her but she’s straight (sob)

Grandma was right by the way. Somali got three years hard labor and a healthy fine. I'm laffin.

His mother must be so proud

Plans tomorrow, bedtime soon. ilu

i have to shut my cat out of my office because he keeps showing everybody his asshole on webcam. we're both gonna die virgins bro, no lady cat wants you.

>>42809707
>three years hard labor
in s.korea?

>>42813491
Asian prisons are infamously hard on criminal scum

>>42808390
Medium ofc. it's the sweet spot. with the big ones, you're forced to either get one and still be hungry after you've finished it or have two and get too full.
>this burger with fries called me a bitch out of nowhere
???

>>42813705
I'm just being mean in pretend, kissy face

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>thicc slices of a white or white-passing loaf of bread
>some butter, cheese, ham, tomato
>10 min in airfryer at 200 d C, or a bit more in an oven, until the cheese is light brown on top
It's so good. lazy-fags are missing out.

>>42786637
If you're intested in some tips, i think you're better off eating food you really like in smaller quantities. You'll be fine as long as consistently keep a calorie limit each day. 1 - 1.2k or something like that. that's about one big meal. Treat yourself, so that you get enough satisfaction from the limited amount. And don't spend too much time thinking about food. It should be a reward you get at a set time each day, and that's it. Afterwards, put it out of your mind until the next day. Most importantly, never ever go about the limit until you're done losing weight. "cheat days" break your resolve and ruin everything.

t. 5+ years ago, lost a lot of weight by ordering takeout, like macdonalds, every day

>>42813873
>about
above*

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>>42813768
>>42813740
i like azn girls but could you post some that aren't filtered to hell and back? those do nothing for me

picrel: example of pretty pic of azn lady

yellow fever general

>>42813873
>You'll be fine as long as consistently keep a calorie limit each day. 1 - 1.2k or something like that. that's about one big meal.
Are you telling her to eat 1k calories a day? That's a great way to fuck up one's health, both physical and mental, and spend the following years recovering from the damage.
>And don't spend too much time thinking about food. It should be a reward you get at a set time each day, and that's it.
Bruh. Take your meds.

>>42814014
>Are you telling her to eat 1k calories a day? That's a great way to fuck up one's health, both physical and mental, and spend the following years recovering from the damage.
What? as far as i know, there are no harmful effects of that kind of relatively mild calorie restriction. as i said, i did it myself and experienced no health issues. I smoothly lost weight. without restricting calories, how do you expect to lose weight?
>tell anon to not dwell on food and that this is counterproductive
>other anon tells me i'm crazy
??? What?

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another qtpatootie azn girl

>>42813947
ye lol

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and yet another one

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>>42814014
>you expect my diet to involve eating less!?

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ok last one and then i'll stop for reals

but now you have some examples

>>42814114
>asian girl with glasses
that goes into my collection. thanks.

>>42814058
There is this thing called minimum daily calorie intake. If you consume less calories than absolutely required, your body essentially starts to fall apart. To lose weight healthily, she needs to find out what her minimum calorie intake is and never dip below that line. Hint: 1k is NEVER enough unless you're a midget. Apart from that, she's needs to walk more. Nothing else is needed.
>i did it myself
I did it too when I was a sedentary retard. I experienced all the health issues when I tried it again with a normal lifestyle. Crazy fatigue, hair loss, shitty memory, heart palpitations. All went back to normal after switching back.
>that this is counterproductive
I disagree. People should dwell on food, especially the Mediterranean diet.

42814104
kys moid

>>42814150
made u look

>>42814150
>There is this thing called minimum daily calorie intake.
You were right here. Good job, i guess.
>If you consume less calories than absolutely required, your body essentially starts to fall apart
lol no. It starts to burn fat cells, which is what you want. Thinking about it, my advice may not be a good idea if she has some serious, preexisting, chronic health issue or is 70+, but otherwise, really, it should be perfectly fine. Weight loss doctors, like that dr. oz guy makes his 600 pound guys stick to 800 calories a day and has talked about cutting calories completely and that "all that will happen is that you'll lose a lot of weight, patient." And those guys are close to death with very weak bodies. I checked out a powder regimen at a grocery store the other day, and it set the limit lower than mine too.
>Crazy fatigue, hair loss, shitty memory, heart palpitations
I think that maybe you should be on meds over your delusions. at 1k, you're going to be more tired and your stomach is going to ache with hunger, but it will be within tolerable limits. and you won't have to put up with it for long. You won't be incapacitated. I went on hour-long bike rides every while i was restricting my calories like this, and it was fine.
>better to focus on food and how tasty it is; that's how you properly lose weight
lol again
>moid
no

>powder regimen
yeah, I think Mediterranean diet sounds healthier
>dr. oz guy
also, your very headspace sounds disturbed...

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All of this sickens me.
Everywhere I go, I see retards defending the most inane bullshit and arguing stupid points. What political puppet to support. What "freedom movement" in a Middle Eastern country to stan. What youtuber to bully or elevate. Thousands of hours are wasted on fighting each other because hon, that pairing is sooooo problematic.
I wish I could remove myself from society, except I can't unsee the existence of idiots and human-shaped sheep.
And this thread is no better. What am I doing refreshing the page? Looking back, what has 4chan ever given me apart from a better understanding of how the male mind works? There are better spaces for talking politics, better spaces for talking video games, better spaces for porn even. It's the negative reinforcement, isn't it? 4chan baits you into returning for one more argument, one more insult.
What am I doing here, in this pit of self-induced anxiety that could be fixed by a single evening at a strip club?
Grandmother was right about everything. Time blocks, daily reading, no screens before bed, asleep by 10 PM, healthy food, sociable people, beautiful art, going out at least once a week, and no overthinking.
My vision is clear now.

>>42814327
I didn't advocate for a powder diet.
>me: treat yourself
Not at all.
>ignore what the doctors and professionals have to say
a bold take.

>>42749026
I love when women have big noses they're so regal and beautiful

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>>42779906
I wish we could live in all female packs like wolves or hyenas and hump each other to establish hierarchy

>>42749354
need jewish dommy mommy with big honking milkers and a big honking nose right NOW

>>42815497
I wouldn't wish a jew gf on my worst enemy

>>42815520
tell me all about how they were mean to you, i've got my vibe ready to rumble

>>42815530
They subvert my nation and hate my race and so I hate them back

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>>42814114

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>why haven't you come to my country and made me your wife yet, /clg/?

spent all day at a spa resort, doing hot and cold baths and sitting in the sauna
came home and looked myself in the mirror - my whole face has horrible acne irritations

fuck

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>sneaks up on you and gently hugs you from behind

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>>42814078
>>42816213
I love Irene. She's releasing her second solo album in late march. Make sure to tune in!
>>42814088
Vivi used to be a model in China before her idol career and did a very gay wedding photoshoot.

>>42816559
>tfw missed out on highschool love

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Peak female form

>>42817344
okay, what's the catch? is she a tranny?

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>>42817588
No catch unless you don't like Korean women. Her name is Yves by the way. You should check out her music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvhVECfGsw8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_KZTNYGsCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBJUM6vEZwI

i hope diet-chan takes my advice and loses a lot of weight. Life really is better if you're fit.

>>42818016
>diet-chan
Which one?

It's one of those I feel sad for no reason days. Everything is fine but I want it to rain.

>>42818135

>>42786637

>>42813740
is this ai? would an angelic japanese girl really go outside dressed like that?

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Good night, thread.

>>42820225
Goodnight! I'll shitpost with you in the am

i adopted a retired SAR dog and she loves hide and seek. today i was on the roof clearing branches and i turn around and surprise dog. this crackhead jumped 10 feet to make sure i knew i was it now.

>>42818016
>>42818364
Just had second breakfast, and I'll take my lunch break in 80 minutes.

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hey dieters, im at the bakery, what should i get you?

>>42822627
The French deadass call their bread "pain".....

>>42823675
>deadass

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Buff lady of the day

deceased derrière

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>>42822627
o man i love me some choccy pain

>>42823675
the americans le seriously call things a dead ass

>>42823675
this is why gen alpha is making fun of you, zoom zoom.

>>42825566
sybau unc

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>>42789017
>hello fellow foids, arent feminists just so full of malice?
>so full of hatred, how dare they stand up for the rights of females after centuries of abuse and mysoginy?

>>42825703
desu, i'm pretty sure that most of you who pretend feminism is about "protecting female rights" are trannies. Women tend to be more honest about it being a supremacy movement.
>actually pretending that america isn't a matriarchy, despite women being favored everywhere, in everything, having a 10x easier time finding a job due to their gender, courts being horribly misandrist
pretty cringe, my guy.

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blood moon tomorrow morning at 4
wake up early and turn into a werewolf and kill this guy
>>42825970
>uhm ackshually america (the country run by a sexist pedophile who was in the baby eating sexist pedophile archives) is a matriarchy because people are a little bit mean to males sometimes and court won't let dads have the kids for obvious reasons but i promise i'm not a tranny YOU are!!!

>>42826332
your right to crossdress (wear pants) is federally enshrined to the point no one would even question the idea of "women's pants" whereas it's illegal for amabs to crossdross in public in every state with a drag ban. i would also hate amabs if i were afab but the way the discussion is framed on this board is always wrong. we don't live in a matriarchy or a patriarichy. we live in a society dominated by cishetero normalization, that favors both cishet amabs and cishet afabs equally. whatever you want to name that

>>42826381
we live in a patriarchy lil pup
misogyny is baked into almost every aspect of our culture to the point where most people don't even notice it unless it's pointed out
homophobia itself is rooted in it (a man who likes being submissive to another man is a lesser man because submitting is a woman's job and women are inferior beings/a woman not wanting or needing a man in her life means there must be something wrong with her because women shouldn't be able to live without men) and it's so weird that you pretend not to notice it
go back to whatever troon swamp you clawed your way out of

>>42826450
>we live in a patriarchy
lol lmao even How do you expect anyone to take you seriously when you invert reality like this?

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>>42826332
"a little bit mean," huh?

>>42826520
>>42826545
go back to your own general so you can worship men far away from actual humans

>>42826450
i know you're a bot bc this reply is a non-sequitur but i hope my post will get through to someone here. despite what experience has lead me to believe, i know afabs are generally more emotionally intelligent than amabs

>>42825703
stunned at how accurate this picture is

>>42826332
>court won't let dads have the kids for obvious reasons
??? kids to single fathers have far better life outcomes than the ones who are stuck with single mothers.

New thread?

>>42826551
>s-shut up
cope and seethe, feministoid

>>42826577
>>42826582
>>42826598
go back

>>42825703
i don't think he even bothers with a dress, he's literally just a dude fixated on this gen for his own schizo reasons