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>have you ever had sex in a car?
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many times
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gayges really slow lately huh
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>tfw no brainiac bottom bf to do my homework
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>>42843962
I gave a twunk gono on his dih in his car once
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MI1cSDM2Yg
mood
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>>42843982
they keep banning isp's near military bases, i'm in a discord with other military guys who can't post on here right now unless they use their mobile phone and aren't on a base
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>>42844351
https://youtu.be/vfWJd7C9G2g?is=447l6PNmNqtUYmzY

MOGGED
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>>42843982
this site's slow. there was a flat 15% decrease in traffic after the sharty hack and another drop after the new captchas. month over month posting decreases by 4-6%.
>Given the limitations of traditional tools, more out-of-the-box tactics should be considered. One such tactic would aim at gradually making these boards less interesting for their users.
>One way to achieve this would be to regularly post content that looks genuine (using the right language, imagery, etc.) yet is meaningless – this would dilute the message of these boards and make their threads uninteresting, thereby reducing their attractiveness and sense of community.
>Recent developments in artificial intelligence enabling researchers to automatically generate credible extremist sentences make such a tactic cheap and easy to implement.
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I'm sorry I was gone a while. I was doing some shopping and will be going out soon to do some more.

>>42842644
Thank you, Anon. I hope you have a good day too. I try to understand the motivations of others. I really really do. I can understand from a purely analytical perspective but I feel like I just fundamentally don't think like other people do. I only hope this doesn't prevent me from making friends and forming relationships IRL.

>I'd like to know more about your kitty
He was my best friend. He was the best kitty I could ever ask for and the only pet I've ever had to get attached to me. I could call him from anywhere in the house and I could hear his feet as he ran to me, even if he was asleep. I feel like there's forever an empty space that he once occupied.

>>42842657
I would love to have someone I could share common interests with.

>>42842669
Me too

>>42842903
He's adorable, Anon. Thank you for sharing him with us. <3
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>>42844371
That's max flood protection. It's your fault for not internally purging eglin niggers.
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>>42844384
never liked Jeffree or his music
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>>42844019
one of those would have been great
>dimensional analysis
wut
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I mean I don't really know him but his character is annoying and he never lets his guard down to show who he really is. Imagine what that most do to his psyche to wake up and be some "make up guru" everyday. What the fuck is he as a person and human being? No one knows. Probably a psychopath.
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>>42844474
Why do you expect him to expose his genuine self to you?
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>>42844474
In 2069 you will become a slave in the jeffree star yack mines for this comment
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>>42844406
My interest is plowing your hole until you cum
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>>42844525
old marina wouldve posted nudes for this gentleanon
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My bf has got me into alcohol, never really liked alcohol because it always tasted like alcohol, but everyday he's been making me drinks when he comes home, mainly desert martinis, and they all taste really good.

I can understand how people become alcoholics now, not on beer or liquor though, which has never tasted good. How do you get to the point where you drink a case of beer a day or an entire bottle of gin? I'll never understand.
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shiza is an anti-western imperialist, he just wants to to see europe subjugated
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>>42844512
There just doesn't seem to be anything genuine about him. I can't put my finger on it.
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>>42844544
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>>42844544
My ex used to drink entire bottles of whiskey or schnaps when he started to run out of cocaine around friday/saturday because the come down was so bad
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>>42844351
I like more whiny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BmxK5_5rbs
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>>42843962
>>have you ever had sex in a car?
no, i prefer a bed
>>pic rel
are they...of the tylenol?
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>>42844624
billy corgan doesn't look anything like i thought he would as an older man, he use to be such a femboy in the earlier music videos i saw
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>>42844536
he's probably a jesus freak now, he'll get more racist and bigoted with time. that's what happens when incel's don't get fucked. look at delta
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Have you ever dated or talked to a gay gun owner, and in your opinion is gun ownership more common with tops or bottoms? Pic unrelated.
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>>42844312
he deserved it
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>>42844692
my bf has guns, i don't want to ever learn to shoot one, i think it would trigger something in my brain, i rather just not know anything about them
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>>42844670
Yeh it's crazy, I don't even recognise the younger version as I'm so used to seeing him bald. I am beyond in love with his writing though.
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>>42844692
I'm a bottom with an antique firearm if that counts
can't own anything modern bc of sui related issues
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>>42844718
Me af
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>>42844709
You should at least learn the basics of how to operate a firearm, just in case you need to use one in an emergency, even if you dislike guns.
>>42844750
I'm guessing Canada or a European Country? Not every Country has laws like we do here in Murica.

Reason I asked the question was because I'm a bottom, and I conceal carry but I haven't told my possible BF, yet. If we do meet up irl then I will tell him, but I'm worried firearm ownership could be seen as a "red flag", when it comes to dating.
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sup bros. i'm bored and horny
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>>42844805
you if you werent fat and ugly
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>>42844856
nope I'm in America, was technically involuntary committed and that means no modern firearms :(
sad desu, I think firearms are really interesting mechanically and really handsomely phallic
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>>42844894
Yeah this is a thing in some states. My state is pretty strict about guns but it's very, very difficult to be involuntarily committed. At least one nearby state is the opposite - gun laws are looser but it's more likely for someone to lose their gun rights.
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>>42844718
I hope they jiggle
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>>42844856
>You should at least learn the basics of how to operate a firearm
No, that's some burger shit. I'd rather not interact with guns in any capacity
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I wanna play Crimson Desert now now NOW
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>>42844692
99% of people who treat guns like a hobby are bigoted and conservative/religious.
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Mentally ill middle aged men who like it up the pooper
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>>42845070
Delta...
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>>42845040
desu

>>42845070
this isn't google
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Men kissing
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Why do tops almost seem offended when they find out i have a bigger dick then they do. They're usually all excited because im only 5'6" twink then the pants come off and they see girthy 7inches and it's over. Its happened 3 times now, what the hell
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>>42845086
no matter how much you fantasise about ploughing my hairy hole I am still not a bottom
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>>42845040
>implying you don't want a hairy buff conservative man, calling you a little liberal slut while he pounds you into submission.
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Smelly dominator socks
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>>42844718
this is the ideal amount of pudge for a bottom
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>>42845144
Except that this type of man won't be pounding you at all
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>>42845120
based, I'm 5'7" with a 7 incher, would love a big dick bottom of the same height
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>>42845040
that's so hot
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>>42845120
>>42845182
Post penis
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>>42845173
Not from my experience sugar ;) there's a lot of closeted conservative guys on grindr. Mostly in the southern US, that drive trucks, own guns, all the good stuff. Sure they're definitely not as common compared to the average gay liberals/centrists, but they do exist.
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>>42845198
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Me and deltoid.... solid as they come
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>>42845263
KEEP DELTI SAMAS NAME OUT YOUR STINKIN MOUTH BITCH
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What’z gucci friends?
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>>42845374
it's a brand that makes various accessories, like handbags or glasses
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>>42845198
Why do I like manbutt so much
I want to put my face between his cheeks
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>>42845436
I thought about getting my mom some gucci sunglasses for xmas but went with an Apple Watch instead.
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a-HA!

I knew I'd find you here.

I got my lunch, Chinese, which I am about to enjoy. I decided the gloomy cozy weather would make a nice day out. First the jeets for smokes and some sundries, then the park to sneer at the negroes, then the towel-heads for cappuccino and finally the chinks for lunch. At some point I thought I might encounter a fellow American but never did.

The cafe bit sort of fell apart though. When I arrived, the chief camel jockey disappeared to the back and eventually a Sheniquah came out. She was playing on the phone, leaning over with her fat rolls spilling on to the counter, idly playing on her phone, which was just too much. You can be black, a woman, even fat and I could handle it. But zooming the top with the phone just disgusted me so much that I left.

So unfortunately, I didn't get my tiramisu either. The thought of those brown paws groping my desert was just too much. Absolutely no one knows more about soul food than fat black women, so they still have my respect. But no one is going to convince me that they know fuckall about cappuccino.

I also meant to ask Timur if his back was feeling any better before I left.

And now for beef & mushrooms, chicken fried rice, batter fried shrimp and spring rolls.
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I also discovered that apparently I can no longer post to here from my phone. I was getting some message about "unblock spur.us and mcl.io" which I never blocked in the first place. I tried two different browsers and set them to "rape my device" but still no luck.
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Does it not rather fill you with contempt that the poor man’s dinner of yesteryear inevitably becomes the “soul food” of today?
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I mean I get it, I still enjoy some kielbasa and sauerkraut from time to time but I’m not going to spend hundreds of hours perfecting the recipe when there are many better options at Publix.
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>>42844856
i rather just die than have to use a gun on someone or an animal
turn the other cheek or whatever
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how do you get a bf anyway?
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>>42845607
1. Download dating app
2. Make profile
3. Go out with guys
4. Choose one
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>>42844406
Thank you Marina. It's not just you, many people have difficulty relating. I find more often than not, thats not a bad thing, because I would not want to relate to most people today. You just have the disadvantage of coming from better people than most.

It sounds like you had a perfect cat indeed. It sounds like my mother's cat, which was crazy friendly and loved pets. Most cats are snobbish towards me. I always figured they clocked that I am actually much more stupid than most people realize. They surely act that way towards me lol.

I am very sorry for his passing. I had pets that passed, one in particular from very long ago when I was a kid that I still think about every day. That is, I remember playing with her right before I fall asleep. I don't even know why, but I do.

Be blessed and be well, Marina.
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>>42845587
But its fun to make stuff yourself
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>>42845607
bf 1 met him at summer camp
bf 2 met him at a mutual friends party
bf 3 met him at a grocery store
current bf i hooked up with him back when i was 20, he was just visiting family briefly but we stayed in touch and then i was in his area a month ago (5 years later) and we met up again
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>>42845559
I think those are commonly called peasant dishes in the general sense, and they are known to be hearty, tasty and filling. I'll never turn them down, that's for certain.

I never understood why British food gets a bad rap. I think its fine. I still favor Italian and Mexican though, in that order. And Polish of course. I have a soft spot for German too, and right or wrong, I've developed a fondness for Indian.
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>>42845677
why do your relationshits never last
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>>42845607
wait alone in your room for someone to choose you
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>>42845746
the delta method. very successful
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i want to wake up one day laying next to someone i truly adore
wish i could skip the whole dating part. desu
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>>42845544
ya sure? i know ublock origin blocks those named (had it on my Firefox both on pc and mobile). and I couldn't figure out how to unblock them so i switched to adguard. Brave browser works too, disabled a bunch of settings.
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dating is fun. if it isn't you're not doing it right
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>>42845803
i heckin love spending money on other people in exchange for poop hole!!!!
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>>42845817
>you're not doing it right
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>>42845716
bf 1 was straight, but we did have a secret relationship for a long time because i was underage, he got married back in November and is having a child soon
bf 2 moved back to his home country
bf 3 went off to college and wanted to experiment with other guys and not be in something committed

you can't predict what will last or not, I'm still friends with all of them which is more important
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>>42845846
>having a child soon
their poor hole
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>>42844471
>dimensional analysis
I believe it's the practice of manipulating products and fractions of physical units to ensure that whatever calculations you are doing in a physics problem remain consistent with the units of the various quantities you are manipulating. At least that's what it is in my experience, sort of a sanity check to ensure that your calculations are at least consistent with their physical units

I don't know if I'm explaining that clearly

For instance a trivial example is how in Newton's third law of motion F = m.g , you're multiplying a mass by the acceleration of gravity so the unit of that product is kg.m/s^2, which is dimensionally equivalent to the unit of the force on the left-hand side: the newton. In more involved calculations, everytime you have forces, you can therefore reduce their unit to kg.m/s^2 to check that the resulting quantity you're calculating ends up being in the unit you're expecting. If that's not the case, that's a cue that you messed something up in your calculations!
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>>42844718
Being built like this is why my otter bf wants to top my ass
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>>42845841
look you lucked out bigly getting these two (You)s stop pushing it
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>>42845856
>Newton's third law
Actually this is the second one, I got them mixed up
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>>42845852
we didn't do anything sexual until i was 18, i'm not sure what you would call it, i remember posting about it on here once but posters just said i was groomed
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>>42845883
>posters just said i was groomed
i wonder why
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maybe you really do have to groom your own bottom to get a homo worth talking to
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anyone who can be groomed is not worth talking to
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>>42845890
I just don't see why a pedo or someone into kids would wait until I turn 18 when they could have had me much longer and I would have been more than willing.
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>>42845923
much younger*
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>>42845911
every homo was groomed into the lifestyle tho…unless…
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>>42845756
he'll come
one day...
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>>42845923
see what i mean >>42845911
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>>42845678
I don't get it either. I eat British style foods fairly often
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>>42845948
I'd top you if youre down
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>>42845994
don't bother. i offered and he said no
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>>42845998
Yeah but youre shit is small and WHITE. I got that BBC jr
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>>42846005
mine is bigger than yours. i doubt you have a bbc and anyway he's racist
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>>42844856
What do you carry?
>>42845040
Not me
>>42845521
A loved one bringed me tiramisu yesterday to cheer up me
Back is not better.
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>>42845846
When will your current bf break up with you
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>>42845677
well done on not just being a grindr freak
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>>42846005
>>42846016
I am not a bottom or a racist
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>>42845800
I disabled all the security and it still wouldn't let me post, specifically when I tried to get captcha. No captcha, no post. I got two browsers on that phone and they are both Chrome and Chrome based, and quite old. I never had that problem before. It was data too, not wi-fi.

I disabled all the security and refreshed but nothing worked. It just kept giving me the red bar telling me to "unblock spur.us and mcl.io".

I don't know what they are but there is nothing to block them, so I can't post until its gone and I doubt it ever will be.
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>>42846047
uh huh
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>>42845988
people don't know what British food actually is
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when the bottom is an extremely closed off person and the top is the only person they can really trust
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>>42846025
>tiramisu
Yeah I remember you mentioning it. I was looking forward to it but it just wasn't worth the DEI absurdity. I would've ordered if she had at least been working but the whole thing and playing on her phone with her ridiculous fat rolls spilling onto the counter was just too much.

I wish there was something for your back pain. I would be beating down the door and demanding something from a specialist. It deserves more than a lazy shrug. You should at least get some medicine from them.
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>>42846062
Faggots and groaty dick
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>>42846064
Describes Timur
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>>42845800
ublock doesn't have that problem anymore
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>>42846062
m&s ready meals
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>>42846088
ewww noooo
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>>42846047
why do you have different personalities here and on discord?
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>>42846100
the lie is that he doesn't use discord
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>>42846100
link me to this discord

>>42846107
I don't
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>>42846083
You deserve tiramisu kind Boomy.

Was 2 sessions in for chiropractor but didn't go well so I gonna try a different one with higher recommendations.
I see my Dr soon. Idk what he can do for me. It's very bad miserable.

Here is White kitty beans.
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>>42846047
how do you know you're a top if you've never had sex?
you don't know yourself well enough to know what you are
what you jerk off to has nothing to do with your sexual role in the real world
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>>42845756
>actively avoid all social interaction, settings and people
>why I never have no bf?
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>>42846134
tops are born tops
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I'm feeling pretty good today.
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no but ive on a school playground
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>>42846140
you're playing checkers, he's playing 6D chess
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>what you jerk off to has nothing to do with your sexual role in the real world
lol yeah straight guys usually jerk off to gay porn from the bottoms perspective
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>>42846140
me
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>>42846144
bullshit, everyone's born versatile
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>>42846062
tikka marsala
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Im sooooo fucking tired of going to work i dont wann go to work anymore T_T... i need a man to take care of me kiss me on the mouth and pay all my bills
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>>42846144
why does every bottom want me to jerk or suck them off after i cum in their butt? so gay
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I have these three

>>42846134
>what you jerk off to has nothing to do with your sexual role in the real world
yes it does
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>>42846192
just start ur own business Andrew Tate said it works n he's hot so there's that
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>>42846201
isn't apostle's racistcord. typical
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>>42846198
fake and gay most bottoms never want their dick touched
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>>42846201
>says the 36yo virgin
I dare you to finally have sex this year.
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>>42846179
I'm into fems, it's natural for me to top like it wasn't even a question.
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>>42846215
*most women
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>>42846215
ion like it per se
but when he has the right grasp it can be enjoyable!
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>>42846201
So men who jerk off to lesbian sex are… lesbians?
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>>42846208
No bitch im manifesting a nuclear bomb going off outside my office ww3 cant come soon enough
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>>42846211
one says pilgrim
meow mixer
and gaygen

>>42846219
34
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>>42846198
you're meant to do that before you put it in
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>>42846179
I have a tiny penis, a sensitive prostate, and love bottoming and being a sub
seems like I was born for it
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I just hope it drops directly on my head at the beginning of my shift not at the end
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>>42846247
you were born mentally ill
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>>42846237
dude I'm asking myself every day when the Russians are gonna bomb my city to the ground but it just doesn't happen
fucken buncha retards if you ask me I didn't choose to live in a gay ghetto for no reason just annihilate me you dumb bitches
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>>42846232
never understood that
do women watch gay porn?
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>>42846241
the imposter just changed his name in the gaygen discord. but if you go check, people were referring to him as delta. the imposter is in the thread right now
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>>42846267
>the iMPosTOr
bro you gotta grow up it's an anonymous basementdwellerforum
literally nobody cares about tripfags they should all fag off to muskrat's site or smth
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>>42846280
caught your bitchass. kneel pussy.
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>>42846286
make me and while ur at it widen my asshole retard
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>and while ur at it widen my asshole
lol
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>>42846312
get in line faggot
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>>42846237
sending my energy
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Its sucks when you buy this much food off the menu and the stupid chicken fried rice is the best thing in the order. Serves me right for buying on a Wednesday afternoon. Never expect the best kitchen output anywhere unless its Thursday through Saturday.

Its the rule of my life: the fastest route to disappointment is always ever having any hope at all.
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hottest video i've seen all year
https://www.myvidster.com/video/609266892/Jeune_se_fait_traire
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>>42846267
idk who's who in any of the discords
this was me a couple of minutes ago
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>>42846300
i cant think of a comeback... im horny now...
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I ordered an Xbox Ally X because I had some Best Buy giftcards. I could not believe that they shipped it with fucking DoorDash. Not FedEx or UPS, fucking DoorDash. Luckily the black found my place and gave me the item, but holy shit, why would BestBuy do that for expensive items? Insane.
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>>42846354
just jerk off bro we're never gonna meet anyways
>>>/hm/cum
is my default query and just think of my hairless, anorexic twink ass while you choke it, yeah?
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Nap time. Have a good day, all.
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>>42846354
>dom top crumbles after slight probing
many such cases
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>>42846362
omg lol should have just picked it up
they probably do it to put the blame on doordash if something gets stolen so they will just tell you "take it up with doordash" and not give you your money back
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Twink supremacy
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>>42846402
dom, bratty bottoms stay winning
we get into tops' brains and never leave em
he
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Guyss please seek help holly molly chocomilky i feel the trauma right through my skin.. shybballl
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>>42846362
Well I ordered it like a normal product on the website. It never gave me the option to choose my shipping provider. Ordered on Monday, said it would show up Wednesday. I was ok with that, but I got a notification this morning saying it's being delivered today via DoorDash. It's a based device. I highly recommend everyone lifting weights and finding a gen bottom to keep you in bougie things.
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>>42846300
fucking disgusting faggot
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>>42846347
Nice all thats missing is the daddy getting mating pressed and creampied
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>>42846430
you're third in line now btw!!
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>>42846442
?
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what's the weirdest thing someone said to you during sex in the heat of the moment?
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>>42846450
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>>42846461
Black guy called me the N word while I was sucking him off. Love those BBCs
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>>42846461
i love you
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nyone in 'ere gay too??
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>>42846484
im a lil zesty
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>>42846475
ewww black guy
most I suckd was an arab but he was shitty anyways and just wanted to leech off of my ketamine
I was a retard there I said it but my butt stays pristine for white cox
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>>42846484
i'm the only gay in here
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>>42846461
"you're not as tight as my wife, i can't do this"
glad to save a marriage
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>>42846257
irrelevant!!
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>>42846528
amazing
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>>42846528
lol how are you looser than a vag
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>>42846520
okay go jerk off on yer own then ima have fun witt ma straight bros
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>>42846520
https://youtu.be/cMnWbNGbz38
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>>42846544
daffyd is how i picture delta
>>42846541
okies
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>>42846538
dragon dildos and fisting
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I'm male and I don't find vaginers attractive
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>>42846578
i do and i wish bottoms had them
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Years ago... I was gay
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>>42846573
fisting is a lot. but i support the commitment
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>>42846578
they lack the hypnotic factor of hole
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>>42846604
not a real fist just bought one of these
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>>42846610
how often are you using it that you're so loose tho. tightness comes back and you can do kegels
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>>42846568
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>>42846578
Why tho it just doesn't make sense ontologically?
The male primary genital goeth in the butt! I think that's in the bible or smth
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butthole on the outside pussy on the inside
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>>42846622
i'm in my 50s so my hole isn't as tight as it use to be
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>>42846639
i don't believe any 50 year old posts here
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Dancing kissing and cuddling with another man
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>>42846654
I do
50 year olds today were 30 year olds when 4chan was new, or 27 if they are literally 50 rn
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>>42846670
height differences are so based and cute
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>>42846654
You dont believe anything heaux
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>>42846639
fifty bruv llmao
how loose is yer mussy?
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>>42846678
i thought it was a father and his down's syndrome child
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>>42846670
delet
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>>42846670
but he died of aids because he couldn’t stop being a slut?
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you ever think that when they're talking about fraud that it's a dog whistle for trannies?
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>>42846639
Can you fly to England? Help out are Delta
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>>42846690
no
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>>42846690
no but i think of victoria mortis by owe zerge sometimes
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>>42846679
i don't
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>>42846352
did you end up finding the imposter?
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https://youtu.be/HVPzWkdhwrw?si=Nim-slFwA9j3et0W
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fuck off daddycheekz
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you get issued a SOF twink if you enlist with ukraine and have a nice cock
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>>42846712
I don't know who anyone on discord is
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hehe glad he's going on vacation
good riddance lmao
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>>42846670
>Kevyn would have been 25 today but he died for Israel

expect to hear a lot of these stories in 5 years
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>>42846749
hi stacey
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i wanna leak in squeak's cheeks
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Is there anyone here you guys like at all?
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>>42846799
comedies?
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>>42846826
my ex bff
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>>42846826
like irl?
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>>42846826
yeah but most of you are vile simpletons
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>>42846654
>>42846680
its obvs CDC
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What's the matter? You don't like sex?
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Are you guys buying the new MacBook Neo?
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>>42846864
i don't believe cdc exists either
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>>42846887
lol good one
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Your boyfriend is about to walk through the door, drop his bags, say 'daddy's home,' grab your body, and kiss you.
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>>42846922
he's pretty hot but so straight
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>£600 for 250gb
apple can go fuck itself with a cactus
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>>42846912
I daydream about this exact scenario everytime im in the kitchen cooking something and then he comes up behind me and hugs me and kisses my neck <////3
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>>42846910
I know you already preordered it, deltoid.
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>>42846939
Unless... o.o
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>>42846461
>can you shit on my chest
Ngl if I could go back in time I would do it just because then he might have considered becoming my boyfriend ;_;
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>>42846957
no unless, he's a boring straight
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Another productive evening of blocking 99% of people in the comment sections on TikTok.
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>>42846948
would rather just burn the money
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>>42846978
tiktok is the second worst social media platform after twitch
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>>42846986
which social media platform is good
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>>42847003
4chan
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>>42847016
lol
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Gays don’t deserve happiness.
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>>42847045
source?
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>>42846986
tiktok is pretty good imo but i’m heavy handed with blocking and “not interested” certainly light years ahead of x which is the indian fake news site
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Would you shit on a mans chest if it guaranteed a long happy relationship
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>>42847053
My withered busted asshole
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>>42846978
Why? Did they say honest things that triggered your delusions? Why even use social media? What do you honestly get out of it?
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>>42847133
I hate that a lot of guys on grindr and scruff reach out to me to poop on them. the worst part is they never offer any money. how does anyone have a sick kink and expect to not offer anything?
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>>42847003
twitter, if you could block all cryptobros and their bot armies
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>>42846941
Why are you an apple hater? Do you need a normal windows/linux laptop for hacker stuff or something?
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Lots of interrogation going on right now
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interrogate my hole
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How we feelin?
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>42847330
*blocks*
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>>42847205
horrifically overpriced and restrictive for what you're getting
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>>42847398
Thats how I feel about shoes and socks. Mind posting your feetsies?
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>>42847416
pervert
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>>42847398
they are actually a great deal thanks to the current ram crisis
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>>42847466
ugh
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>>42847526
face it deltoid, the real enemy isn't apple, it's ai
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Why do some people unironically pretend Asians are hot?
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>I paid £80 and they're now charging £360
eep

>>42847593
apple is still crap
and ai
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>>42847669
Only if they are bottoms. They are nature's fuck toys. It's hard to take them seriously as tops, or even as men though.
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>>42846887
What's the point in spending ~$600 just to realize one could spend about $100 more for a better Windows laptop? I'm not even an Apple hater or a Windows shill, but I'm also not trans so I'm not gonna recommend Linux either.
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>>42847669
Because they look good and have big asian cocks and make perfect dom tops
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>>42847466
Not really. Amazon and Newegg are showing me much better deals for 400-500. Here's what 30 seconds of looking got me, you can probably do way better than this with some patience. It's honestly malicious to sell only 8gb of ram and a 256gb SSD at 500 even in the current situation, the only good part of the new mac is the CPU and battery.
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>>42847720
I agree with you on this, but of course this means some weird cringe millennial will chime in to talk about how bad muh windows is so everyone thinks he's smart. they love to mention bazzite, it makes em feel really good. I hate millennials so much bros
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Casting a spell on Delta so he never experiences happiness again. Fat people don’t deserve to be happy.
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>>42847747
to be fair, nobody likes windows these days, their official discord had to be shut down because people kept spamming "microslop"
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>>42847768
>again
lol
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>>42847775
Stay miserable, you fat fucking pathetic faggot bitch.
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>>42847720
omgosh do not buy some fuckass super chinese no brand mcafee hell shit laptop like this you will hate every second of using it.
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>>42847771
Plenty of reasons to dislike Win 11, but being a cringe lord like hanging in the discord servers (lmao) just to virtue signal about microsoft sounds pretty pathetic imo, but to each their own Discord is the creepiest, loneliest place on the internet. Too many sad guys and their parasocial relationships.
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>>42847720
good luck with that
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Sings indian food
dubs tortilla chips
trips pizza
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i am currently manic asf rn, i have been seeing this guy of whom i was close with before i made any moves on him. now im loosing my mind because hes acting nonchalant and distant over text. I HATE INSTANT COMMUNICATION I HATE IT I HATE IT. WHAT should i do fellas
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>>42847796
how is bullying a multi-million corporation for their low quality products is a bad thing tho?
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Parasocial relationship with tankanon's feet
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>>42847870
rope
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>>42844583
This is drawn to look cute, but the real-life version is not cute.
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so basically, this thread can be divided into estrogen femboys larping as gays and the bisexual chuds preying on them
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>>42847133
Honestly? No.
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>>42848005
yes
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No
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>>42848005
Honestly? No.
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>>42847133
so I do it and then am guaranteed to experience an amazing lifelong relationship with the guy of my dreams? for a one time thing with this reward I'd do almost anything short of a felony.
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>>42847935
Its how im feeling im ngl i will not though i wouldnt do such a retarded thing i love my life.
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>>42848067
Do you really think the guy of your dreams would want you to shit on his chest as a condition for him to love you? That doesn't sound like the guy of my dreams, that sounds like John Wayne Gavy
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me mum died in the holly
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>>42848072
i am sure there is a lot to love
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top shortage my ass i can't find any bottoms
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wanna fist a gay's trans boy's holes
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>>42848165
even the tops are bottoms in my city
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>>42846690
Whenever they talk about anything I assume it's a dog whistle for me and everyone hates me and theyre trying to make life impossible for me. Not gonna FUCKING happen though. Keep it up, I got BALLS OF STEEEL.
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>>42848180
why do you get so upset that a top wants his ass played with sometimes
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trying to convince my mum that the pitt gay ship is real and she's denying it
this is homophobia
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>>42848210
who said i was upset i prefer bottoms that look like tops
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>>42848241
what is the pitt gay ship is it the dumb country twink and the jew attending
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