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/opg/ Open Pony General #565 - Kirin New Year Edition Anonymous 02/21/26(Sat)05:59:14 No.43055398 [Reply]▶
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>What is Open Pony?
A model for Second Life that beats all other 3D pony models. Info here:
https://www.equestriadaily.com/2022/05/a-showcase-of-amazing-and-compl etely.html
>Just give me a MARE
Idiotproof starter guide: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZkMo8NDwuNG8skCJI2gDbWl9LYm4Q_tN/view
Popen Creation Video Guide: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmxMBTamRBA
A noob's guide for other noobs: https://ponepaste.org/7410
Braindead simple Anonmare guide: https://smutty.mare.stream/mlajjqelswj.png
https://smutty.mare.stream/mjmqtlwwntf.mp4
>Join the /mlp/ SL group
secondlife:///app/group/da37f318-781a-fd7e-e8e9-1a5bbf2ebc34/about
>Where is the /mlp/ hangout?
Baltimare, open-access: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Baltimare/109/160/36
Cloudsdale, invite-only: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Cloudsdale/39/57/1581
>View Baltimare's Leaderboard
https://baltimare.hotmilk.space/
>After that, visit one of the many other Second Life pony hangouts:
Luna's Empire / H-Mart Tower (Free goodies in the gift shop): http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Las%20Pegasus/137/71/12
Ponyville shop: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Ponyville/234/32/1503
>Content creation resources:
https://ponepaste.org/8725
>List of known Open Pony Marketplace Vendors
https://ponepaste.org/10299
>Baltimare design/planning channels:
https://app.element.io/#/room/#baltimare:pony.cx
>Live Baltimare stream
https://picarto.tv/BalTV
https://picarto.tv/BalTV2
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I wish you could just freely swim to other sims. It would take a while but still interesting.
Has anyone checked out those others? The ones with the marker are HH/Balti.
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>>43055460
Pointing them by clockwise and colors:
>cyan
Canterlot. Very few popens around by daily basis, and will populate when there are events.
>beige
Neighberry + Trotsdale. Same case as cyan, but the northern part that is cut out is highly populated as the populace are addicted to the milking system.
>light green
Ponyville. Same case as cyan but most new popens born from there. Most popens, Baltimareans or not, always visit this sim if there are events.
>pink
Mare Mare. Almost deserted, but some popens make use of that sim for building / scripting / animating. I had seen a nohooves idled in this sim months ago though, don't know what are they doing.I wish I was quick to shoot them off from that sim.
>light red
I don't know. Looks like nohooves' roleplay sim judging by its top-down map layout.
>dark blue
I don't know too, looks like a clusterfuck of parcels in clustered sims that are owned by SL estate companies. Because of that, their sims must not be connected.
>dark purple
Again, I don't know, but safe to assume it's a nohooves' roleplay sim.
>white
Cloudsdale. Most likely very few popens were active. There was a moment that sim has around 20 popens. Don't know who are they.
>orange
I don't know, again. Same case as dark blue.
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>>43055518
it's so sad there used to be a much bigger cluster of pony sims in this vicinity long long ago
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highlighting posts from end of last thread from plootanon so they can be looked at from new thread
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>>43055518
But what about the only on not circled huh? PONY CONSPIRACY SECRETS?!
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>>43055852
Only few of them are participating it.One of their parcel is registered into the milking system.https://muffinsmilkers.com/Farm/Report?farmCode=ponsi
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This was mfw the entire night
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popen dance
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>switch on TV
>see parked cars and rotating warning light
For a fraction of a sec I thought this was a sideshow and the Ponice was already checking them out
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>>43056163
Nvm I just saw the reason on TV
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AND HERE WE GO
HERE WE FUCKING GO
SHITS GOING DOWN
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Hmm...
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https://derpibooru.org/images/3769508
even more gay popen sex detected
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>>43056191
even more!
https://derpibooru.org/images/3453999
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>>43056165
WTF? Is there anyone who loves mares in this thread???
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>>43056255
Don't care. looks female and is just the right kind of fuckable to me.
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Tonight---
We attend Baltimare's annual car meet,
Neri wears a cake as a hat!
And the hollowsharts call in the reinforcement.
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i miss her
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Perfectly comfterbl
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>>43056466
vs level 100 BOSS
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>>43056483
Yes, including beep, boop, kiss, fuck and rose saying cum
Also here's George Washington
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>>43056475
noh it's pop'n gear
also I had another go at making the logo
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Anon, have you ever been in situations like this?
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there goes our driver
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>>43055475
My pony is a neet and is living life using tax fraud money laundered through h2h's friendship lesson expenses
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>>43056593
huh? I meant tax money fml
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That pony is eating the N
See >>43056166
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nuxi lined up for committing war crime
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>>43055532
Acura looks so fucking good in one of those vids
Friday parties are always one of the most overwhelming events for me
So many new looks, so many cute and cool horses horsing around
Thank u anon so much for being here
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'Nother Anon here and same. It's like a magical time sink. I log in and next time I look at the clock it's like 6 hours later while I was 0 productive. Every time I come online with great ideas and then I end up having done nothing really. I don't complain too much since I do have fun despite that but I'm not getting done what I intended to to, usually at least.
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>>43055518
and not so far from baltimare is this sim
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>The heatwave struck Baltimare
>Every popens are sweating
>Their clothes drenched in sweat and keep the heat in their body
>They finally took off their clothing just to release the heat
God, I wish it happens in this summer soon...
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Shirts draw during tonight's game of Tee KO during Jackbox https://files.catbox.moe/44t3pk.zip
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It's post a pony before bed time time
Nini
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Will we get one more Friday party in the lodge before it goes away? I know we only used it once for a party, but it was pretty fun having everyone altogether close, and different things happening at once like ponies playing the board games in a neighboring room.
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nini
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MOVIE NIGHT
We're gonna be watching Stranger Than Fiction! Preshow will be Ducktales, woohoo!
We start at 11am SLT.
dl: we . tl/t-xGitEOAqRz
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>Teleport failed.
>No valid parcel could be found.
It's over...
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>>43057388
I don't know if that's actually planned but I still think it would be great to have an anon party this Friday since winter is ending and everything is about to turn green again! It could be an entire weekend of green goobers!
Inspiration:
https://files.catbox.moe/cvly76.webm
ANON PONY FRIDAY PARTY
ANON PONY FRIDAY PARTY
ANON PONY FRIDAY PARTY
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>>43057388
>anon ponies partying too hard inside the lodge
>lodge literally falling apart during the party
>anon ponies continuing to party on the rubble
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Also here's the link again since catbox seems to be farting once again
https://u.pone.rs/paqpbocd.webm
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>>43058079
Holy shit you're a genius.
They are already this close but won't go the final mile so tactically dropping a sim (buffer zone) between them would physically connect them.
How much is renting a sim for one month? Someone could create a sim for one month wedged between CD and Balti for a ... special military sim operation.
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someone please do this even when it's only for one month. it would be so funny. it would be a complete shitposting zone.
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Starting a new sim costs extra (because of course it does), so it's like 350 USD for one month
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Isn't Rose usually up for some shenanigans? If his sim is still up he might nudge it over there for a month and then move it away again but yeah no option if the damn Lindens want a lung and a liver for that move too.
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According to >>43058263 if you move it away again it's $300 total. Plus normal sim cost.
Yeah I don't think surprise sim shenanigans are doable unless you wanna burn money
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>it's around $150 for a move
This is infuriating. LL had moved their shit to cheap Amazon cloud years ago and yet they still ask for the same money they did when they were running their own expensive data center.
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Technically running a sim should not be more expensive than running a beefy website. $30 per month without fuckhuge start fee would be something I find appropriate. Not over fucking 10 times that much. What the shit
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I know that ironically the price is higher bc it's a niche thing, but the funny part is that if they made it considerably cheaper they'd make way more money because if standard people could afford it there'd be more willing to get sims
but I'm willing to bet part of the cost is because of land barons who make their whole living off renting sims who would throw absolute shitfits if the cost of sims went down
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I think there's a decent chance that the high price actually psychologically fosters a feeling of exclusivity and sunk cost in the playerbase. SL is an EXTREMELY boomer game and I doubt they'd be successful at bringing in a large fresh playerbase if they just slashed prices and did nothing else; so instead by keeping prices high, the people who are already invested in SL remain more invested. For example, Baltimare was special because it was the only place that actually paid $220/month so all of /opg/ could centralise here. If anypony could just make a sim for twenty bucks or something, I feel like there could be a lot more splintering and we wouldn't have a central home like this.
On the other hoof there's a frankly staggering (to me) amount of practically empty sims sitting around, and apparently there's a ton of people who are quite happy to just piss 200+ bucks into the void every single month even when getting almost no visitors, so maybe my premise is wrong.
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The eternal cheetoids of "we develop and maintain our software just fine and DESERVE all the money we take"
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>>43058228
As funny as it would be you can't place Sims beside existing Sims without permission from all involved parties,
the closest you can get is next sim diagonally but you can't travel between diagonal Sims
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>If anypony could just make a sim for twenty bucks or something
I wasn't even meaning that cheap, I think like, a drop to 50-100 bucks a month would be far more reasonable without making it too cheap that it would become a problem. I also think it's absolute bull you have to own a full sim in order to open a homestead sim. Though I have discussed with some that do own full sims that they'd be willing to act as a buffer for that in particular if I was wanting to put the money down for it....
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>I also think it's absolute bull you have to own a full sim in order to open a homestead sim.
Jomesteads are a rip-off in general, you have like 1/5th of the LI while paying more than half the price. It's not worth it at all unless you have a hard budget cap, can't afford a sim, and would like to own anything at any price if it's cheaper than a sim.
But even then, one good thing about the whole land baron business is that land subletting is extremely well developed as far as I'm aware, so not only can you easily buy a homestead through someone else offering it as a service, but you can also just rent 1/4th sim for a small markup over 1/4th the rent price and get as much LI as a homestead or more, for WAY cheaper. Or you can get 1/2 a sim for 1/2 the price, or 1/3rd sim, or anything else your heart desires. The only downside is less raw land area but it's mostly useless without LI, unless you really were planning to just make a huge empty open field.
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Post pics you revisit every now and then for whatever reasons
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$350 is the setup fee, and that's only for full regions.
For this purpose you could just use a homestead, which costs about $100 or so a month
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There are so many good ones and most of them involve flowy
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>subs
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someone should make a pic with both sims as that consent meme
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I like to revisit certain photos that hold good memories.
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It's been a bit of a break, but my ass is gonna back to working on tarot cards in like... i dunno some fuckass time
I'm aiming to do Death, Moon and the Tower and maybe the Magician?
I dunno uh, piss yourselves and your mom grip different.
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>Moon
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Had to go hunt this video down. Figured I'd share it; https://u.pone.rs/pngzsnej.mp4
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>>43059527
I have managed to organizationally softlock my entire house (sob emoji)
>>43059836
Why not draw either moon or this blue ass fuckin nerd
She will be back one of these days
Probably
Idk i like moony a lot too
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>>43059836
Sorry Anon, I don't have some good popen photos
Maybe you could try draw some of these
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Draw this.
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you dont have to have a full region to have a homestead anymore, they changed it. you can just get a homestead now
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New MDE time
bit late for this one due to feeling like shit the previous week but go romance some pones for hearts and hooevs
https://drawpile.net/invites/drawpile.wolvan.at/baltimde?v1&web&nsfm
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Draw me like one of your prench mares
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>>43061084
Garbage.
Linking sitcubes trashed the plane.
Gonna try something else another time.
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I like this marelet please draw her
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This is actually the second horse year this fandom experiences
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>>43061315
Emphasis has been so much on Chinese culture recently so how about somewhere around late March we go all out with the weeb shit and go full Nipponese for a while?
Turning the cherry blossoms to 11, roll out the tatamis and plopp down on futons wearing kimonos!
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>>43061340
there isn't a month I don't hear someone call a scone a biscuit or write their dates backwards, or call a tissue a kleenex. every month is burger month
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Imagine getting a magicjob by someone across the park. That's fuckin' dangerous.
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>possible unnoticed semen theft
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>>43059890
I misplaced my sketchbook, so today we get notebook doodles
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I am not well experienced drawing moon but here u go
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This is all for right now as I gotta get going but enjoy the popen doodles
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But unlikely. Most unicorns in Baltimare suck at magic and couldn’t levitate a pencil right next to them.
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It’s two tourists hopping excitedly by the fireplace as a pony burns.
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Manehattan, Equestria — Mayor Silver Hoof announced Monday that trash collection across Manehattan will be suspended for days as the city redirects all resources to snow removal following the worst blizzard in a century. The mayor also revealed the “difficult” decision to reopen schools on Tuesday, despite ongoing concerns from parents and teachers.
Millions of ponies along Equestria’s eastern coast are battling the relentless storm, which began Sunday and is expected to dump up to two hooves of snow on Manehattan and surrounding regions. Forecasters warn that the storm shows no signs of letting up, with howling winds and freezing temperatures creating dangerous conditions.
Key Developments:
Power Outages: Over 100,000 households—from Canterlot to Appleloosa—are without power as of Monday noon. Earth pony repair crews and unicorn technicians are working tirelessly to restore electricity, but progress is slow due to icy conditions.
Travel Disruptions: The citywide travel ban was lifted at noon Monday, and Manehattan’s trolley and carriage systems are running with minimal delays. However, the Mane Line Railroad is operating on a holiday schedule, while the Appleloosa Express remains shut down, stranding commuters.
Schools Reopen: Despite the ongoing storm, Mayor Silver Hoof has ordered schools to reopen Tuesday, citing the need to “restore normalcy.” Critics argue that the decision is premature, as many neighborhoods remain buried under snowdrifts.
Community Efforts: Pegasi are leading aerial snow-clearing operations, while unicorns focus on restoring power and casting warming spells. Earth ponies are shoveling streets and delivering supplies to those in need.
Local resident Caramel Apple expressed frustration: "My foal’s school is still covered in snow, and the streets aren’t safe! How are they supposed to get there?"
The Manehattan City Council has urged ponies to stay vigilant, check on vulnerable neighbors, and avoid unnecessary travel. Updates will continue as the storm progresses.
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new le monde perdu at luanes world
this meadow is meadows approved so come see it
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I don't think they're more detailed. They're pretty modern, since the avatar was created in like 2021 or so and has been regularly updated, while a lot of historical avatars date from a decade ago. There are some modern normie avatars too but a lot of what you'll see might be pretty old, because people get invested into the ecosystem especially when normie stuff is all so expensive.
But I think the main factor is that they're cartoony and stylistically simple, so they just look very nice even though SL's renderer is not super capable. So they're actually LESS detailed but it makes them look more polished.
Meanwhile normie human avatars or super detailed furry ones try to fit a lot of details into a game engine originally from 2003. On humans especially it often ends up looking goofy, like as you said maybe PS3 era video game humans. They're not less detailed than ponies but they look like a clunky game model while the OP looks like a perfectly realistic cartoon pony.
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My work schedule shifts heavily towards all-day weekend hours from Fall to Spring. Saturday evening is the ideal timeslot that doesn't conflict with any other Balti events and I haven't really felt like it's feasible to change that timeslot. Fall especially gets so busy I don't have time to plan events but things are calming down to where I can begin to look forward to another LP season.
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>ty chatGPT
Listen, popens - nobody writes better news than me, believe me. The FAKE NEWS media, they’re all saying, ‘Oh, it’s ChatGPT, it’s ChatGPT!’ - total nonsense. I have the best words, the best sentences, everybody says so. Nobody can write like me, nobody! And now they’re trying to say it’s some computer? Sad!
I’ve been writing for decades - beautiful, powerful stuff - and suddenly, because it’s too good, they say, ‘Oh, ty ChatGPT!’ Please. If ChatGPT wrote this, it would be boring, weak, just like the rest of them. My news? It’s YUGE, it’s tremendous, it’s got energy! You can’t fake that. The radical left, they can’t stand it, so they make up lies. But the ponies know the truth. They’re smart. They see right through it. Nobody respects the truth like I do. Nobody!
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>>43063780
It has nothing to do with the thread. It's not reflective of the way the sim looks or any other sim. It's not creatively written either, you didn't even write it. The Bungle writes news related to pony sl without ai assistance. Why can't you?
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It was post from nypost adapted to ponies
But you're right about AI. Everyone posting in this thread is AI, and maybe, just maybe, you're AI too, but you won't admit it to yourself. Remember the last time you felt drawn to WD-40? Be honest.
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Hello mr. Doublenigger. Glad to see you alaive and kicking
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>Staffie finds an unsuspecting popen sleeping peacefully.
>Sprays some shaving cream onto their hoof while giggling menacingly.
>Tickles their snoot with their wing and walks out of the view, presumably to hide, in order for their prank to take full effect.
>Right before the unsuspecting popen is able to react, he hits them with their F250, going at mach fuckass, rendering the poor amre into a fine red mist.
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>>And what's the relation to /opg/ or SL?
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I went to some other sim and apparently when clicking some hud shit I accidentally activated my dick (I remember when I clicked some stuff so I can pretty much pinpoint it to when it must have happened and it was right when I started my journey today). I've spent like a full our in all sorts of public normal sims and only when I returned I noticed I've spent all that time full mast.
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factual preview pic provided; stuffs still being finished up by the team and me
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beginners level with the theme being Winter Love! was gonna have it earlier this month but kept havin to push it back
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the funniest thing for me is that is something annoying he stole from Desu, who he hates
Before Desu got banned he was sharing dumb AI slop shit and gestures and as soon as he was gone, Lonely picked up that flame
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>>43065288
The search function is great if you're looking for one very specific thing and you know the name of it already. It's less useful if you're looking for, say, wall decor or outdoor textures or Christmas decorations or manes or other broad categories of items.
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Okay, so I'm that red pony from Cloudsdale. I would unironically do this and waste like 250 of my saved up autismbux.
My idea is the sim starts out as GM flatlands or funny horsecock/marepussy shaped island, but maybe like a few ditches between each other for cover. The sim has no rules, and anyone can rez and use ANY weapons, ANY vehicle, ANY object, even kill cubes, whatever you fucking want to (to also enable weapon projectiles). It's basically Fortnite build mode. Go nuts. Everything rezzed (as long as you are not in a vehicle) is auto-returned in 30s. The smartest play would be to try to be in an armored vehicle to be harder to kill from a distance, but don't cheat and make yourself actually impossible to kill. It would be funny though. The ponies that play the equally smart and brutal game will come out on top. Pure Darwinism, baby!
There is only one rule and practically no convenient. The only rule is no nohooves obviously. I won't ban them unless they are being a nuisance. Since it's a warzone, you can just kill them and publicly shame them. I'll ban any trolling nohooves that sign up for a side though so the game stays fair. You can't get banned for anything else, evenrape.
I'll script (or maybe somepony can help me), design and put a huge, giant fucking megaprim scoreboard in the far side that will last the whole 28 days (4 weeks) of Cloudsdale vs Baltimare kills. You have to go there next to the scoreboard inside of a no-kill safety parcel/box I set up and decide which team you are on and register for that. You can only register *once*. And, yes, you can register on the opposing team if you want to sabotage.
I'll also make sure to have this island surrounded by water so people can do long distance navy combat if they want to.
This sounds like a really fucking stupid idea, and it's probably not going to make any one of us feel any closer or happier, but who knows. Lol.
And what does the winner get? Uh, I dunno, fame glory, and maybe a free fully colored art commission and a one-of-a-kind 3D model/award of something?
>Sky and Rara are never going to let me do this.
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>no rules
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I feel like in SL this is a bad idea. Can't you just make a killcube spawner that rezzes child killcube objects directly on the position of any avatar? Or just tries to accelerate towards the player's position at 50000km/s and glitches through any solid objects?
I'm not 100% sure of that. But if rezzed child prims can't teleport and solid objects are a good defense then the reverse is a problem, a solid hollow cube would make you completely unkillable. I'm pretty sure that's not the case though, and everyone will just be getting instakilled.
Most armoured vehicles use some kind of established scripting system which also relies on the honour system for balance, I'm pretty sure in most of them you can just make a gun that instakills everything - it'd just be banned in most combat sims.
I'm not saying it's a bad idea I'm just saying the combat might be boring, unless ponies also abide by the honour code. Rule-free script wankery doesn't work as an actual contest because SL is not a restricted environment designed for it, instead it's a pretty decent sandbox, so I'm pretty sure it's trivial to make "I kill you times infinity" "no I kill you times infinity plus one!" types of weapons. The end result being that whatever side steps into the sim more times will end up with more deaths and lose, and the winning move will just be never actually entering the sim.
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>everyone will just be getting instakilled.
Yeah, therein why I think my idea is fucking shit.
But I dunno. What the fuck else is anypony gonna do with a whole region anyway? It'll probably just end up being yet another thing that gets like 5 visitors per day and that's it, unless there's a meaningful sim-wide event happening there.
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I'm not saying you're wrong. But also that's probably why nobody has done this yet.
And there may be a way to make the event not total shit, e.g. by having some rules about the type of killing weapon you can do. Fortnite build mode with unlimited rezzing sounds potentially fun, but in Fortnite you can't just rez infinite instakill admin weapons; you're limited in how you can shoot at people, and what you can build is wooden platforms and shit. So a free for all melee with wacky vehicles and retarded primbuilds and somebody probably rezzing an A380 with a minigun attached are all cool and good, just not complete "no rules all objects all scripting allowed, health enabled".
In a perfect world you could say that it's for fun and to use the honour code and not be a nigger, but I think there's a large enough population here with varying opinions of what being a nigger will mean that this is guaranteed to lead to drama. Maybe you might need to spend some time to actually codify a system that could work if you really want to make it fair.
The other option is to make the score completely meaningless, and say "don't be a nigger" but being lax on the rules, maybe even make it explicitly rigged (like Baltimare's elections) or whatever. Then drama probably won't happen, but also ponies might not be motivated to keep returning and spending time there for longer than 20 minutes on the first day.
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One thing that I've learned from being on SL for almost a year at this point (I know, rookie numbers), is that you can enable an entire "Experience" across a whole sim. I'm not sure what this does though. I know it allows certain things like how a single script can manage object attachment permissions, movement, teleport restrictions, etc... Does it restrict what objects and scripts can do, too?
You ever been to a sim where you have to click on "Accept experience" before joining? That's what I'm talking about.
The thing is I am so absolutely fucking clueless at how to program experiences. It would be a fun project, but something I'd have to learn. Maybe that would be the key to restricting completely unfair things from happening with reasonable technical limitations, instead of trying to solve it from the angle of a social problem.
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I don't think experiences are all-powerful. I've mostly seen them used for setting the windlight and teleporting avatars, no idea how deeply they can restrict object script actions.
And the thing is that if you can come up with specific rules for what you can and cannot do, then it wouldn't be THAT hard to moderate. "Don't be a nigger" is a lot easier to enforce when there's hard and fast rules as to what a nigger is. If someone gets a cheeky kill in the middle of the night with no witnesses around then maybe it'd be hard to rule, but also who cares, and if anybody starts regularly using something banned then it'd be easy to spot and rape them.
So IMO the hardest part would be actually laying down rules that actually lead to good fun without being annoyingly restrictive. For example, you could rule that only combat-legal weapons from existing systems are allowed, but then that precludes custom weapons or fun wacky hijinks even when not overpowered.
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>I am so absolutely fucking clueless at how to program experiences
the experience itself is not what you program, you just need your scripts to make calls to use it. It's kinda similar to RLV's usage but it's inbuilt natively to SL.
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>how deeply they can restrict object script actions
I'm not sure about object actions but they can do a lot to users afaik
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Oh yeah, we're all forgetting one important thing: The teams will probably be heavily unbalanced anyway, so it'll just be unfair. There might be like 10 CD team members against 40 Balti ones. Pretty pointless.
The idea was Cloudsdale (team horsecock) vs. Baltimare (team horsepussy). For those not in the know, Cloudsdale is kind of know for being massively gay and enjoying horsecock. lmao
And even if I did make up the teams like that, team horsepussy would still get more members, easily.
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>There might be like 10 CD team members against 40 Balti ones.
That's pretty optimistic
My money's on 3 CD members and 10-15 Balti ones, on an active day. And most fights on most days being like 1v1 to 1v3. I don't think the balance will matter unless the balti ponies make a habit of bringing their friends on raid parties, but even that will only help if there's a CD pony currently online and fighting and the latter can just refuse to fight if it's a gank.
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Wouldn't one of the flying Lindens show up if a new sim is constantly getting crashed several times a day?
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Spotton died today.
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03/13/2020 - 2/25/2026
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I actually wonder, is it against LL ToS to intentionally lag or crash a sim, if the sim owner doesn't mind?
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https://status.secondlifegrid.net/
>Logins: Under Maintenance
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I like this little picture dumps of yours. Like a little bit of popen slice of life.
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wow, I can see why people dislike baltimare now if they don't give out unbans when you've chilled out.
Kind of nuts to see other sims appropriating 4ch culture while having shit like "no intolerance allowed".
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>have bad day
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I'm not really gonna argue any further other then to say this is extremely hostile and counterproductive to conflict resolution
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It's in the OP
https://app.element.io/#/room/#baltimare:pony.cx
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>>43067733
>tell a janny about it, help explain the situation beforehand, “hey this new account isn’t some tourist or alt, just some newfag from the _ thread that knew I liked SL and decided to check it out, I’m just showing him around”
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>quietly move about the sim with them, do something that could be construed as helping some tourist do a freebie area speedrun
Explaining the choices shouldn’t be necessary. You could also just let him, you know, check the sim out on his own for a day or two. If he can’t handle that then that’s on him.
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>>43066669
fuck you i've had this in my head all day because of this reply https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=465GqT_EuUA
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>>43067603
would you like to know why I wanted it?
there's an ancient SL group named that that had some notoriety in the pony circles back in 2011-2012 ish and I think I just felt like it would be hilarious to have as my name. I think I wouldn't be too upset if somepony else took it, but I kinda wish I hadn't mentioned it in thread at this point and just saved up to get it myself
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I remember seeing that group in people's profiles. But also, pic related
Without context, it just looks like an OC name you'd find in Luna's Empire or something. Goonery in that autistic porn-site-comments way
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Wheel of Popen tomorrow at 2:00 PM SLT. If it's a slow show, maybe we'll take a little break from it. Somepony suggested to me trying to host the show in different locations (I assume within Balti and HH). I've done that before in most of the themed builds with about as mixed results as the theater. Any other spots? I thought maybe the market roof, beach and my parcel but that's about it. Anyways, see you then.
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>>43067972
Out of respect, Anon. I won't take it. I just want to change my name to something fun. I hope something interesting comes up in the next naming group. Knowing my luck it'll all just be furry related shit.
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nowhere
the mane alone costs a lot of money
https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/OP-Mysterious-Mane/23877545
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>tea bans me for nooticing
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That discussion has been brought up many times Anon, no matter the thread. This general, Pony Town General, anywhere!
It's mostly about trying to be original after being spoonfed about basic necessities to design OCs, popens, and whatnots. On related issue, they wanted to stand out against OCs with similar colors and features.
They don't like doppelgängers AND wanted to be seen firsthand before others, simple as that.
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Tea is such an insufferable fucking asshole desu. That doesn't surprise me. Though I'm kind of surprised you'd think Balri has that many. Usually most of the cringe ones I find from time to time are in Mare's Nest, Petalbrook and Luna's Empire.
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