>>43195092 But I don't have a sheath... Besides, you don't wanna make the lil guy feel good? Listen to his adorable moans as you show him how good that area can feel?
I musta spent a good two hours at work today just thinking about loving on a colt. This shit is getting out of hand. I need to get some fucking pussy, nigga.
>>43197462 Neither. I just tell the chatbot to write a story for Rumble and an OC farmpony mare that (in a public secret) teaches young colts the ropes when they visit her in the barn at night. I guess RP wasn't really the right term to use.
>>43197520 Getting sloppy, old friend. Pound Cake obviously needs to be the biggest as a punchline. Balls also need some sag to be properly aesthetically pleasing.
>>43197684 Damn, Snips been stealing all the cake from Sugar Cube Corner.
>>43197520 >>43198065 You never compared your penis with others? Colt putting his penis aside stallion. Cuddling frotting caressing they get contact. Yours is qt but off the prompt sorry
>>43198153 And darker genitalia, larger, flesh penis, sheath too, cause it feels the artist never seen a dick before. I like it because it's cute but there's a lack of effort on the most important part and lack stallions.
>>43198460 That's a bit better but I want the Anon to edit it.
>>43197475 Ah, gotcha. Still a fun scenario to observe too. I was an /ss/ fan even before mlp, so finding someone else into the fetish piqued my curiosity. Have fun with those cute colts and lustful farmpony mares, anon.
>>43201246 He’s the cutest little thing. I could just pick him up and carry him around all day!
Can you imagine, everywhere you go your sweet colt is with you, held tight against your chest? You never have to sit down alone cause he’s always in your lap? The silly things you’d talk about all the time? The hoovsies you could hold? The snootle you could boop? The back rubs you could give? The scritches and the kisses?
Lord help me, I’d smother that sweet little angel.
Whatever, niggers. I guess you guys hate colts. Screw you guys then. Except you guys who don’t. Ima love my little qt anywho. I don’t need to talk to you about it anyway.
>>43202293 This is very sweet and warms my heart. >>43202696 >>43203141 True. I just wanna be a colt's dad. >>43203490 I love colts bro! I'll chat about these cuties with you.
>>43201905 I am genuinely curious about the thought process with these designs, since it's like they inverted their "coat" colors on purpose by making Button pale and Rumble dark, why? Just to be different?
>>43203550 There isnt a "right" skin color when humanizing the characters, if you're doing a "equestria girls" version then yes you follow their coat colors, Rumble's brother Thunderlane has a literal black coat does that mean everyone has to make his human version black? not really. You can make any character any race you want really, this is just the artist vision.
I want to raise a colt and have him look up to me as I help him grow strong and healthy and then watch as he breaks my heart telling me I'm not his dad while he goes out to hang out with some thot. But I bear with it, for him, because I just want him to be happy.
Well I mean come on Anon. You gotta let him grow up some day. I mean it’s cute to think about and all, but he’s gotta get out there, be his own stallion, and smash some horse puss if he’s ever gonna have a family of his own. I’m not gonna complain if he wants to stay with me, but I’m not gonna be too upset about it if he doesn’t.
>>43204086 Obviously, the solution is to introduce him to a nice filly or colt and teach him how to court em and forge a healthy, long lasting relationship
>>43204637 Bro didn’t say any of that. Your kid growing up, getting a gf, and having kids of his own is like the opposite of cucked. Unless you’re gonna tell me being a parent is inherently cucked unless you’re having sex with your kids, but that would be some real next level shit.
>>43206876 I had to look it up to see if ponies would have any idea what that actually was, but it turns out it has nothing to do with riding pigs, so I guess they actually might? Although it seems like it would be much more unstable on a pony’s back. Unless maybe you have a giant collar to grab onto. That makes Anon the undisputed piggyback king in Ponyville.
Here’s some random DA shit cause there ain’t a lot of colts on piggyback art.
Who needs to get up when you got a colt? Any thought of getting up would just vanish as soon as I felt him snuggle up against me. So fucking comfy, man. I'd rather spend all day giving him pets and kisses then get out of bed.
>>43210721 He'll survive on a steady diet of my big fat cuddles.
Alright, so I guess I'll have to get out of bed sometimes. Damn... Well I like cooking actually, so no big deal. It's especially nice to cook for someone you care about. I bet I could even make a little chef out of him. And hey, worse comes to worst, I could always just take him out to eat.
>>43211946 Roasted vegetables are easy and healthy, and I love that shit, so that’s gonna be the top of my list. I’m gonna have to figure out how to cook with eggs. It’s not something I usually do since I can just eat meat, but I’ll definitely have to get better at using them since that’s gonna be his primary source of animal protein. At least breakfast will be easy for that. Probably have to eat a lot more quiche and casserole, but that’s not a big problem, those can be good. I’m more of a rice guy when it comes to grain, but I could bake. And there’s noodles, of course. As a honse, I’m sure he needs his oats and whatnot. I’m definitely gonna get this little nigga eatin’ beans. Black-eyed peas, pinto beans, black beans, peas. Good eats. I think some pinto beans with some sautéed jalapeños and onions is gonna be a staple at dinner. They add so much flavor to a meal. Salads and sautéed/steamed greens. I don’t eat a lot of fruit, but that could easily change. I wonder if they’d do fish?
I’d have a lot of fun with this, actually. Man, gimme colt! Why shit gotta be so gay?
Damn, I just found so much art of my boy on the archive that ain't on an of the boorus. I'm totally uploading all this shit... tomorrow. Right now it's time for bed.
>>43212465 I'm not even that anon, I'm just fascinated that you insist that not only are you NOT "pornrotted" but can only think that the thumbnail could be construed as porn.
>>43219202 I thought it was a cuntboy, because you've done stuff like that in the past. Really, the bigger moral crime over drug use is the fact you drew him with eyes.
SFW version I made because you didn't provide one.
>>43219264 In my defense, they were over the counter muscle relaxants, I wasn't expecting them to send me to the fucking atmosphere. And I don't remember ever drawing cuntboy stuff, I might've overdone it with the tomboy/reverse trap aesthetic if it's giving off that impression. Also, since I'm here.
>>43219291 >I wasn't expecting them to send me to the fucking atmosphere. Those warnings about not operating heavy machinery aren't for show, anon.
>I might've overdone it with the tomboy/reverse trap aesthetic if it's giving off that impression. You may have gone too far in a few places. Not that there's anything wrong with cuntboys Anons seem to love the androgyny though, you should keep experimenting. I think it was the gallus and sandbar image that threw me off.
>Also, since I'm here. Too late, the forbidden knowledge has already been imparted on me. I'll have to take it to my grave.
>>43219312 >I think it was the gallus and sandbar image that threw me off. Shit, that'll do it, I just made her ultraflat because of all the jokes about Gallus's having a tiny schlong.
>Too late, the forbidden knowledge has already been imparted on me There are things anonkind was never meant to know, and it seems I've dug too deep...
>>43219357 That, and you drew their faces pretty boyish. (Again, not complaining.)
>There are things anonkind was never meant to know, and it seems I've dug too deep... The blue-eyed prince of darkness is coming. Can you hear his triumphal precession?
>>43222249 That's not what I meant ya weirdo. I was just wondering if he looked like a boy or looked like a young man when he went to the hooker. Some teens can look like they're in their twenties.
>>43222363 We considered ourselves pretty much grown ups at the time of course, like all teens do, but when I see teens now as an old man I can easily tell that they're underage. To be fair, the girl probably wasn't a whole lot older than him either. Just find it interesting to think how you didn't even need to verify your age when visiting a hooker of all things back then and nowadays they want to verify your age just to post on a goddamn message board.
>>43222442 Ah, I understand now. Yeah, that is pretty wild how much things have changed. Used to be that whatever happened was between you and whoever was around you at the time, that's it. Now everything is verified, digitized, recorded, processed, reviewed, and monitored... The Internet and technology, while great in some aspects, is kinda shitty is others. As a guy in his late 30s, I feel like I juuuuust got a taste of the old ways as I was growing up, but then tech started advancing so quickly after around 10-15 years old.
>>43224871 Gotta deal with those hormonal urges somehow and who better to match the stamina of these young, virile colts than the resident human who can give them multiple orgasms without tiring out?
>>43224876 You know what's great about colts? You can strap them to your torso with your dick in their ass and walk around. And the motion from the walking alone makes them bounce on your cock. No effort required!
>>43226494 Hanging out with my colt friend except I'm a grown man but all the ponies assume I'm his age because I'm a total immature manchild and they don't know what a human child actually looks like so I can get away with it.
>>43226599 >package visible through the sheets That's kind of cute, I guess. I mean, not in a pedo way, but a "aww look at him just walking around with his wiener out without a care in the world" way, if you catch my drift.
>>43226641 I got you. I also think it's adorable in a sort of paternal kinda way, or something like that. I used to chuckle endearingly at my young nephews running around their house naked before/after bath time. There's something heartwarming about that innocent and carefree time in a boy's life.
God I wish I could draw. My boy needs more love. Also, I would like to state for the record that that is a FINGER, and I would thank you not to comment on the fact it looks something like a penis.
>>43230763 Oh and a tip. If you want it to look more like a finger you could make the nail a bit more pronounced next time. Though it looks finger-y enough to me but I know this thread is filled with coombrains.
>>43231345 I don't know why either. I believe both are equally morally evil, but I secretly do find mare on colt super cute. Maybe it's because I'm male myself? Or maybe I subconsciously believe females are more vulnerable. This is an interesting question.
>>43233267 WTF? That's definitely not the image I uploaded... Was supposed to be this. Tried deleting it just now and I get an error. Uh, a lil help here mods?
>>43233267 nice pic jej >why he sad tho? I wanted to draw some Caramel Coffee but didn't have much ideas. Could do some /d/s, later just (You) this post with requests.
>>43201905 Yes! Unfortunately, nu-/mlp/ is too autistic (in the actual sense of the word) to allow it here, so you might try a new thread or the loli thread.
Alright, who's got that /d/ where Anon is gonna shoot up the place and then Cheerilee asks him to think of the fillies and he gets a boner. I can't find it and I need it. It's not what you think, promise.
>>43243794 Nice. Draw whatever your imagination can dream up. But if I may offer a suggestion or two:
A Pegasus colt preening his wing
An Earth colt staring wide-eyed at his first successful sprout growing from the ground.
A Unicorn colt trying very hard to levitate a challenging object. Brow furrowed, beads of sweat forming, and tongue sticking slightly out of his mouth, as he really tries his hardest.
>>43249053 I dunno. I’ve never even known anyone who had siblings with such a big age difference. Most everyone I know with a brother had a pretty good time of it though. Can’t say the same for sisters. I’m a bit old to imagine being a child again, but I think having a little brother would be pretty cool.
>>43249053 I'm the oldest with four other siblings, two brothers and two sisters. I was born 5 years before anyone else, so a decent age gap. It was cool watching them grow up and sharing some helpful advice here and there when the time came. Sometimes I also yearn to have an older brother instead of being the oldest. I think it would have really helped me at some points growing up. I always felt like I was the beta test for my parents, the one they made mistakes with while learning how to be parents...
>>43258868 The only things that make this life barely worth living are things that they want to destroy. I'm tired, and I wish I wasn't trapped in a world from which you can only escape by going through immeasurable pain.
I think the stallion thread should not only be a place to enjoy and lust after our equine boys, but also a place to support your fellow bro. We're all in this crazy world together /stallion/ bros.
Mlp isn't a gay safespace, it's all about the mares and you have tried and failed to infiltrate and influence it for years, but that will not change. Gay shit is still gay shit, and it will never be welcome. Try reddit.
He's been told before; page 10 is not an appropriate place for young colts and fillies to be hanging around. He's had enough warnings, this time he got in big trouble and his Mommy gave him a spankin'. The window was open and every pony outside could hear.
Your friend is very embarrassed. Colt did not take it like a strong, tough stallion. He was a wimp. He cried and begged like a little blank-flank. Little fillies have kept their dignity better during a spanking.
I wanna settle into bed with a Caramel Coffee. He’ll lay on his side in the crook of my arm facing the TV while I’m on my back. I can just turn my head a bit so I can watch too. I’m watching ponies right now but it doesn’t even matter what’s on. We could just lie there watching whatever stupid thing, talking about it or whatever else until we fall asleep. Yea, that sounds like the best thing in the world right about now.
>>43274971 Surely you just mean hanging out, right? R-right? I think I could deal with Snails. He’s like a less hyper Ed. Chill guy. I’m not gonna hold it against him for being a little slow. Snips seams like a schemey little bastard. More of an Eddy. He’s much more hyper though and he might actually be really fun to be around, who knows?
This is of course assuming later seasons though, because in S1 they were both hyper little spergs, Snails just sounded a little more downey.
>>43195503 Is she drinking moldy, 19 year old cum out of a test tube from her late father? Who drew this? Can someone please smash their fingers with a mallet to ensure they never put pen to paper again?