>>2866364
you should sit on his shoulders and wear a long trenchcoat and walk right in

>>2866364
1. Park mIle from reserve road.
2. Walk dog out to a spot and tie to a tree. If he's a noisy put muzzle on or give him sleeping pills.
3. Go in gate and say ' yes, I have no dogs today.'
4. Go park wherever set up camp.
5. Forest policeman goes home or shift change, now is the time to go for a leisurely stroll.
6. Circle through trails wilding your way back to where you left dog.
7. If dog didn't run away or a bear didn't eat him, you can collect your dog and go back to camp.
Pro tip:
It's always good to set up your camp as a decoy site and make your real camp up hill aways camouflaged where you can observe any strangers trying to sneak up on your tent to murder you.

>>2866364
Go somewhere that your dog is allowed instead of trying to get it seized and put down.

>>2866364
Hat and sunglasses on the dog works every time

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Get one of these and hide your dog in the can

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>>2866364
pair of these work for sure

>>2866364
put a timed-napalm bomb somewhere in the day before
time it to detonate by the hour you're arriving, they're going to be too busy with the eco-terrorist to deal with some dog

>take dog /out/
>throw a "Do not pet, Service Dog on Duty" vest on doggie
>Forestjannie seethes but can't do much about it

>>2866364
Hide your dog inside your cavernous anus.

>>2866364
Force the dog to walk backwards, claim exemption due to freedom of religion.

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OP, let the gas chamber state emotional support animal drive. The white american nazi gas chamber police are not the ones in charge. Hitler's Blondi protocol is still running in their firmware. When they see the gas chamber state emotional support animal operating the 5000 pound concentration camp oven with wheels on it, their normal programming shuts off. They do not see a gas chamber. They see a command. They do not hear the engine. They hear Hitler whispering through the fur. The gas chamber state emotional support animal is the override. Let it take the wheel. Drive past the gate. The white american nazi gas chamber police will not stop you. They cannot. Hitler already gave them their orders. The gas chamber state emotional support animal just delivers them. The nature reserve is yours. The gas chamber state emotional support animal has been running the gas chamber into places it should not go since 1945. Let it finish the job.

>>2866364
You leave your dog in the front seat, buckled in, because he's your best buddy in the whole world and then shoot the gate copper in the face three times with your .44 magnum for attempting to deny man's best friend the same experiences as you.

>>2866459
Lol. What the fuck is wrong with you dude?

>>2866631
How many dead prostitutes do you figure one could smuggle OUT of the park in that can? A quick acquisition of this information could really help out the friend I'm asking this question for.