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quality edish, let down by a minor typo.

Hope I don't enter the sparkzone OP

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>>84042963
I reckon they opened a spar inside the sparkzone

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Corrrrr that time again

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt down I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line in discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt down I'm after you
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I'm hungry like the wolf

https://youtu.be/oJL-lCzEXgI

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evening de lats and evening de lats x

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Who next guys?

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>You wanna spar in the SPARZONE, de lid?

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>>84042971
the edish is saved.

>>84043008
Lowe, he will get disappeared by Keir Stalin.

Isn't getting enough attention seething about Sean so the trip has come on. What a grim life.

>>84043008
that mexico president, the jewish one

>>84043018
No one mentioned him until... you did? How sad.

got work tomoz
but bosscunt is on holiday so its alright
no nagging

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11 posts in and he can't help himself

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>AI taking over everything
>billions spent on improving it every year
>shops use AI to detect faces of shoplifters
>beaten by a 30 quid burka costume and religious rights

kek

>>84043027
I remember on my apprentice that the boss at the tool hire place I worked at GENUINELY and I mean GENUINELY got sparked out while walking his dog. He was a mouthy guy from up Teesside way. Was off for about 6 months, it was lush.
Heard he was pretty shitty with a few youths who were on their bikes x

>>84043007
Evening lad, been to mosque today?

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trying to think of games to play with mate A. you guys know any good adventure games? similar to Night in the Woods or Fran Bow.

>>84043034
gait recognition

>>84043074
They won't want to use it on a muslim in fear of being racist. Gait isn't very accurate.

>>84043045
>got sparked out while walking his dog
kwab

>>84043034
no option but to ban face coverings then in aid of fighting crime.

>>84043053
no, I am not that way inclined. I did go to Church though.

I haven't seen a Spar in donkeys, all seems to be Londis or One Stop these days.

>>84043121
Same for me, almost. I know there's one a few mile away from me but I avoid it because their pricing is always extortionate.

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Should I delete all of her asmr videos? I don't watch them but it feels like a waste to delete good quality videos.

>>84043045
aye we just have a different culture up here.

my brother got sparked out just for saying ONE word to a black guy in London. bloke decked him. week in hospital.

>>84043129
Chuck 'em all in a mega and share the link here lid x

>>84043140
I'd have to get the external drive and that's a right effort to be honest. Would be like 60gb too.

Spar wouldn't give my friend a job because they only had one staff toilet and the other staff were all women, which made it a women's toilet.

i can't help but feel they didn't want to hire him based on his appearance. surely the alternative/excuse they gave would be illegal?

miss Chika.
miss Yanklass.
miss /rs/.

>>84043177
>i can't help but feel they didn't want to hire him based on his appearance.
In what way?

No space on the cardboard box to put the external drive. I don't even have a table so it's a right annoyance trying to plug stuff into the lappy. The old box got worn down and had to bin it.

>>84043008
Cuba obviously

>>84043194
I was posting the other night about that Backrooms kino movie film. Nobody noticed though, I guess I'm not distinctive enough. I rarely lurk here and stopped posting because it's horrible 24/7. Basically unreadable.

>>84043159
I appreciate that lad but not right not sharing your stash with the lad

>>84043177
That's discrimination, they should either provide a male toilet or make it a general bog.
Should've gone to citizens advice with that one.

>>84043314
>Nobody noticed though
You mean the one where two people replied to you within 10 minutes even though it was almost 2 in the morning? Why did you make up this complete lie just now? For what reason?

>>84043360
See, this sort of needless seethe is why I don't bother posting anymore.

>>84043360
Felt like it lad. Wanted to sulk and feel sorry for myself so I thought I'd add a bit of a lie story that didn't happen for sympathy.

>>84043360
kekked, another gimp rumbled

What we supping tonight then lads? Me? I'm on that carling grind x

>>84043436
canada dry here de lid

No wooze for me tonight. Cutting it right down x

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IDF is the dogs bullocks, no better military out there bar maybe US military.

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>>84043436
I don't drink the legal poison lad.

Finally got a 4chan pass and it's lush. No more annoying captchas for me.

>>84043456
Same for me lid, I am such a good boy only around 1 in 5 posts require catpcha nowadays, and that is FREE :) x

>>84043436
Me? On that whacky baccy

>>84043436
Slopmaxxing tonight with footlong sbubby meal and some wine from the garage.

Wagies thinking about fast the weekend went. Thank you very much for your insurance contributions to keeping men like me from lashing out. :)

>>84043582
>men
you're not a man little lad

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Past a certain age, a wapu without womfiness can be a bad thing

X

lol at that yankee who came here to sow le epic twolling and misery in britfeel. Trying to out-misery brits, you'd have better luck pissing in an ocean of piss.

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No wonder Muslims hate us

>>84043615
am i missing something or have the jews managed to somehow avoid us?

>>84043026
>mentions [redacted] in every post
>NO BUT YEAH BUT YOU'RE THE ONE SEETHING!!! NOT ME!

It's obsessed.

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>>84043436
Ave got a cupcake n_n

>>84043663
Thought sunflower lanyard was just a get out of wearing a mask card during covid? Interested what do you use it for?

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done a deletion of all the pornington haven't i, have i not? only a very small collection of solo webms but alas it is gone, for the greater good me thinks, only wank semi often but its just not good, av let things slide haven't I? yes I have. My only vice the wankington, lust is a difficult thing.

Really pissed off with myself lads. Went to a restaurant alone the other night, there was a girl sitting alone and we were the only ones there. I said hi and we ended up talking, then she suggested she join me on my table (I joined her since her table was bigger). We hit it off I think, had a couple of weird things in common, laughed a bit. But I fucked up by basically just peppering her with questions and then sperging about random topics. I didn't offer her a drink, basically sipped mine for a couple of hours, and she ended up saying "shall we go?" and I just went "ah yeah, of course". I could tell I had given off bad vibes by the end. Granted she was like twelve years younger than me, which made me feel cringe anyway, but she may have thought I was younger (many have said I look yoinger) or, worse, not have cared. It was so cringe at the end. The restaurant manager came over as we were paying and kind of shook her shoulders, I felt it was in a kind of "aww look at you meeting someone!" kind of way but then I am pretty autistic. She was so nice! She asked me a ton about myself, and when I started to go on and stopped myself she laughed and said "come on!" to urge me to carry on. I basically failed by being unassertive and expressing no intention. She may have been thinking "uh, so this guy basically wants to talk for hours...?". Fuck sake.

>>84043694
Now purge the rest coomer and get a life.

>>84043008
ssm, I'm afraid

>>84043694
Give it a few days. You'll regret what you did.

>>84043710
>rest
I have, deleted the wankington spaff material, everything else diet and exercise wise is doing goodly
>get a life
impossible im afraid, got my hobbies and sadly full time employment and thats as far as it goes x

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>>84043691
It means Pls be patient

>>84043121
always find it weird when you see them in other countries. Loads of em in Georgia, for example.

>>84043721
I know, feels spiritually dirty to have it though but by god were those a cracking 7 webms, only initially created due to the online safety act, starmer forced my sticky hand.

>>84043663
Noticed whenever you post a photo from IRL you turn the brightness right down. Hidden disability I take it?

>>84043726
Interesting, do you not get any looks for wearing it? It would probably come in useful for me but i'd be worried about what I just said :(

>>84043737
Yes rhats the problem with it.

>>84043735
Yes that's right. You r the first that ever noticed that. I hate the default brightness on camera.

>>84043748
That is a shame. It is quite sad there's so many judgemental people still around. That is one of many the reasons I rarely leave the house (yeah lads, I am a shut in, kek howl crease and all that)

>>84043788
I liked face masks in covid cus it ws quite anonymous n comfy feeling ljke that. It ws nice how everybody felt part of the same thing for once even if it was Scamdemic/Plandemic.

Felt like ppl don't really pay attention to you with a face mask on. Its like Headphojes for ur mouth really?

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Cannot wait for sliders season

Or face I should say rather.

>>84043826
might unironically get myself a pair of cargo shorts and uncmaxx, useful pockets, keeps you cool in the summer sun, whats not to love? who am I impressing, no one.

>>84043826
9/10 i cba w summer but am ok with it this year. The weather today is comfy. Coming home frm skewl nd mam made hot chocolate weather.

>>84043820
I like the mask in winter, in summer not so much and people talking to you wearing one is more funfusing

>>84043840
>funfusing
autocorrect, I meant confusing

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Imagine walking home in the dark w orange street lights nd get home mam made hot choccy.....go in my room nd mong out on computer..Aye those were the days......*sip* long gone now..

>>84043859
back int' day, doxxanon would have sorted us out a location for this piccy

>>84043869
It is a street that feels familiar even if u never been there. That piccy liminal af. The vanishing point is epic.

Noticed unxks jammer made a video about anxiety in gym the day after I says anxiety ws holding me back going to the gym like jammer. Actually quite inspiring?
https://youtu.be/olxqZhiU4Vo

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Always amusing when trannies start talking tolerance for islam innit

finkin 'bout them hot n humid summer evenings after days on end of oven temperature and humid nights where you dont sleep properly and youre just overwhelmed with the sensation and wish to god it would just end and be cold then the next day its cloudy but even warmer and humid and when you get out of the shower youre back to sweating and you never feel completely clean and where the summer heat sucks the energy out of you mid day mmmmmmmmm yes looking forward to this yep and waking up damp. Shall be investing HEAVILY into a big fannington or something more elaborative which will keep the flatlingtons extremely cool, im done with this. I decide my destiny and this summer i WILL be cool.

>>84043911
>Welcome t'channel.
>I want to talk about anxiety I get when I'm recording me training videos in the gym.
>It made worse by nasty people that think it right to call you names
>I'm the most nicest guy in the gym

jammer should be an auditor.

>>84043701
Read this but it was a struggle. Use paragraphs.

>>84043919
they'll be the first ones on the chopping block lad

>>84043911
mental how people who talk like this dont hate themselves

imagine walking into gym and some narcissist is filming his workouts.

not feeling well

I wouldn't let no bully boys put me down in public. I'll film them all and only care about myself these days. Soon as you start filming watch them pause for a second or two as they comprehend whether or not to attack you kek. That's what happened to me when I did some videos in public. Need to do it again but police arrested me last time.

>>84043989
>Need to do it again but police arrested me last time
How come?

Feel bad for jammers. Some of us lads are just not meant to be part of the normie crowd. No matter how hard we try, we will always be on the outside. This ruins pretty much every opportunity to live a fulfilling and enjoyable life.

>>84043998
filming in the wrong province

>>84043998
Some foid and a man decided to claim I was stalking them. The woman started crying too kek.

>>84044025
Police won't arrest you without some form of proof though lad, that is why lots of wronguns get away. What did they find on you or about you that made them think you were actually stalking people?

>>84044039
They did. They constructed a story and they arrested me (later). You can be arrested to custody for stalking.

>>84044043
>arrested to custody

y'know upskirting is illegal? we should do it to some scotish lad in a kilt, if he presses charges he'll have to admit he was wearing a skirt
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love a game where time flies by, never feel the need to eat while playing. fasting powered by gaming

>>84044043
>constructed a story
yes

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That Sunday night sad feeling when you want to have a better life but go back to your quick dopamine rushes again. If I quit, there is nothing to replace it with. Life will feel even emptier without porn. I wouldn't know what to do with my evenings and libido distracting me.

>>84044066
That used to be me playing Cities Skylines all day.

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>Wright in a bepis, is it not

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>>84044109
Not paid a penny of tax since 2011 lad.

Feeling sad but want to get a wank in...because my dick has got that heavy feeling again. Such a horrible combination.

>>84044109
we should 100% monitor and regulate the amount of money that is sent person to person from the UK to abroad.

>>84044055
Yes they arrest you for stalking. You got to custody. I've been arrested several times over the past 10 years. I get out with no further actions.

>>84044141
its called the crywank, tears are lube

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no one replied to my post

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>>84044193
read this as a cyberwank, been on the terminator I have, too much sci fi and machine wars. I wonder if gen A know what terminator is, surely they'd be able to entertain the first 2 movies, classics are they not?

>>84044078
feeling this de laddington r lad. Sort of want a wank but I know its because I've nothing else to do, but really I could do a hobby but I dont really want to. I had two dream spaffs back to back this morning, just not good is it. Have you any hobbies?

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Almost nightride o'clockingtonhamshire

Innit X

Who started this way of posting? this ''ingtonshire'' ''haven't I, have I not x'' type shit, I find myself doing it, its infectious, yet I dont know whos posting style it is.

>>84044255
Soundspacker desu

>>84044255
It's Soundspacker, a German schizophrenic who for some reason regularly posts in here.

>>84044262
its britfeel spackerspeak but it amuses me

>>84044266
>a German schizophrenic
QRD?

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would you rather 28 days later or fight in the terminator machine wars?

>>84044285
>terminator machine wars
this. robo it just going to shoot me the zombies will rip me appert

Will work for fanny

>>84044324
I like how you thought about the best way to die whereas I'm here thinking of which one i could survive.

Spoiler it's neither

>>84044334
who's fanny?

I feel if i talk to a woman i will start screaming about how lonely i am :(

>>84044441
Don't do that then. Talk about some film or TV show you watched recently or something in the news instead like a normal person

>>84044450
You're right of course, it's just the 6,451st night i've been alone and it's painful. There is the problem of pivoting from TV to "please get in this burlap sack, no it's fine, honest!"

everyday is a day closer to needing a haircut thats all am sayin

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ffs better not get into any wars lad can't be having any funny business going on with my bennies.

Wondering how Spackingham will fare during WW3

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am 21 and had a decent data entry job but lost it in november because i was too retarded to actually do it right. been out of work since and cant find a job, been applying to most things but only had a few interviews and passed none. anyway parents are getting aggy even though im paying them to live at home and since we're from kent they're telling me to find a job in london. dont think i can do it though ive always been a neurotic shut-in who freezes when talking to people and rarely leaves my town and i know i have to man up but i genuinely do not think i can do it. sister works there but shes a normal functioning person. dont know what to do but they are reaching their breaking point and i will have nowhere to go if they boot me out

>>84044715
so what is it now? russia and iran V everyone else or what? am confus

>>84044615
Britain literally cannot afford another war, imagine going bankrupt over something that has nothing to do with us.

>>84044615
>RAF shoots down
Fake news, we don't have any aeroplanes. It's not 1942

>>84044719
Starmer has let the US and Israel launch "defensive attacks" (?????) from the UK and UK bases. So we're in now.

>>84044717
Get a testosterone blood test, tell the dr you can't get an erection since someone punched you in the balls a year ago.
(look up what to lie to them about)
Worked for me, I get injections and most of my anxiety has evaporated since i started.

so far weve got
team1:Russia, Iran
team2:US, Isreal and /britfeel/

The MOD will have you fit as a fiddle bennies mongs

It is an honour to die for Israel

They wouldn't take me in the army, I did want to join. Unfortunately I have a hidden physical health condition.

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Shall be 'eadin out now me

Do wish me luck laddinghams, for i shall indeed require it X

Fucked my fat arse with a toothbrush earlier using only my own spit as lube. Sore arseberg tomorrow I reckon.

Keir Starmer is a shabbos goy

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>>84045052
Minty fresh and clean though lid

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just had a very comfy evening with mate A. she came round and it was just chill and nice (i don't talk to people IRL pretty much ever).

taught her how to do some computer stuff and she had a look at some things in the flat that need fixing. she wanted to stay over but i dunno i still needed aloneness to recharge, but it was warming just being with another human being.

>>84045086
Didn't use toothpaste and it was the arse end, not the bristle end. Oh it lush. Maybe. Did feel good and I came hands free but worried it'll hurt tomorrow.

>>84045088
Corr love a mate A update

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>>84045078
Married to a Jew and raising his kids in the Jewish faith.

>>84045180
His wife is fucking fit. Wouldn't mind slapping her goyim gyatt.

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>>84045163
thanks marra. just buzzing a bit. in a way it could have been any friend i've had at any point, right, it was just so...normal. your brain goes a bit strange when you're a shut-in.

don't want to jump the gun but maybe i'll get in touch with mates B and perhaps D. who knows. WHO KNOWS

>>84044231
My only hobbies are vidya and maybe watching the odd kino. It's all jewish entertainment controlling me. I have no reason to go out. It's such a dark time for me. There's no hope of ever making it in this shit economy.

I wish I had a nice british rose in these lonely times. I'm just a nasty person now so it's never going to be possible.

>>84045425
Just take one caveman style de lid. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Oh aye.

Wish I were this happy... https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aTB5be0ScXo

>>84045433
I want a consenting relationship, though.

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I don't know what to do. Getting a job isn't going to make much difference to my sad life at this point. I've missed out on love.

Tell you what lads, after spending the weekend away with my family for my mum's ,,70th I can tell you for certain that I fucking hate my mum and I'm absolutely right to have distanced myself from her. She is a real nasty cunt. Can't wait to get away tomorrow and go back to hardly ever seeing her. Unforgettable and unforgivable trauma caused to me and my sister and my fucked up retard brother.

>>84045471
What happened Iid

>>84045471
damn that's a rough one, anon. not judging though, sometimes this is just how it goes.

>>84045515
seconding this, if you're willing to post about it.

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My british rose must've been in Liverpool recently. Just noticed her in the background on my willy woore video. Small world innit?

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Never mind lads. Not her. She actually appears later in the video. Another rose with a tall deano.

They always want tall lads women. Fuck even trying if you're not over 6ft. Doesn't matter how old you are...you will always be competing with 6ft+ deanos and chads.

>>84045681
I'm 6ft 3 and I'm still an incel. They can smell the autism no matter what you look like.

Must be so fucking peaceful in Manchester lately now that obnoxious woman beating twat can't go in the city centre.

>>84045686
You still have the advantage if you can mask it. You need to dress well too and shower regularly.

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>>84045694
this. we can argue back-and-forth about to what extent autistic lads can/should mask such things. but a lot of autistic lads are sound as owt, there's no pretence or fakery when someone clicks with them

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Just got back me phwoar

Good nightrideberg this was

Gotta make use of these while there's no WW3 curfew-on-the-naze instated yet innit X

>>84045720
corrr will admit my curiosity was piqued (and i do mean piqued) by >>84044952

post like that, you can't help but wonder 'what's he up to, at this hour?'
now a great mystery has been solved x

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Member when she put a cat in the bin? Evil cow!

>>84043731
It is spiritually dirty nd demonic. Everyone knows that deep down its jst addictive. Nd constantly pushed on everyone from the beast system. Porn makes you view ppl who have eternal souls as if theyre just objects. Orgasm only feels good for a few seconds desu. Shame lasts longer.

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>but you xyz
>but remember when you did xyz
>but but you're worse than me
Yes I know

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Jammercels r ascending x

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Comment felt britfeel esque Lol

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>nuSabrina's plan is to catch Satan with a Poke Ball
>Aww! It appeared to be caught!
>escaped Satan attempts to flee
>but somethingsomething girl power

i am no longer having fun.

They r going to do a psy op of saying they found aliens nd then create a UFO religion which will be the new world order religion to replace God. The aliens will be demons. They r gna use all that alien space ship mumbo jumbo to create a new religion. Facts. Atheists love aliens bc its like a type of deity that doesnt make them feel silly cus they fink its science. Plot twist its demons.

U might as well do a religion ahout Glorp the alien cat than join the new world order ufo religion. Sorry but time to grow up we don't live in star trek when u get to the judgement seat you w9nt have darth vader there to help you.
https://youtu.be/EWxFMUik4mQ

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>Michelle Gomez as a witch
>giving it her all

i watch for she.

>x;

corrrr hello, other cool Scottish person (less demonic obvs)

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Bro honestly leaving the house like he's trans Beelzebub

>>84046126
Jst going to sleep me desu xx how r you?

Ngl the lassie in the shop when I got the cupcake ws so cute nd nice it gave me feels for a sec. Am normally quite immune to it. They hire a lot of cute lassies in that shop desu ave noticed.

Fuming https://youtu.be/8Y_d6V-qYP0

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>>84046114
>>84046121
i don't feel out of order saying actual cults misappropriate religion by substituting in aliens, it's weird. i guess because you can claim it's some 'other'/supernatural force but they do use the same language and concepts as religion. preys on that same drive to believe, really. i can't blame the followers for that aspect tbqh.

>But in your hearts revere Christ as Lord. Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect
1 Peter 3:15

just throwing this one out there Crosslad

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>>84046137
will be off to sleep soon too, had a decent day but aye i'm knackered. how've you been?

>>84046144
awh. and the cupcake looked quite nice too! what flavour was it, what were the ball things?

always found picrel super appealing.

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>>84046155
Raelians is a weird ufo cult thats popular in France nd japan. Their logo is a swastika and star of david together Lol

>>84046166
Lol yeah that looks totally delish. You know when your wee you want a cake thats all icing. Like unlimited icing as its the best part of a cake. But when you have your own money you realise. You cant eat that much w/o getting sick. Life is lkke that.

>>84046174
corrr i will have to look into this.

that's one kawaii alien though. it'll hook people in. imagine ignoring the kawaii alien (you can't)

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You canny jst eat icing all day. Get sick x

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>am jst going in for a minor surgery i wont be in long
The minor surgery:

>>84046197
Actually reminds me of those machines that dries your hair in hair salons (woman ones). They r kinda scary nd lobotomy/brain scramble looking

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Am on about this It's quite freaky like a alien science experiment

i luv u jesus christ

>>84046217
that one there...thats a bloke, wtf????

>>84046126
I wouldnt watch this desu gives me weird vibes. Not hating. Have u seen American horror story Coven season? Its season 3 I fink. That was kewl.

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>>84046181
>>84046185
>>84046197
GUZZLE IT STRAIGHT INTO MY GOB

although, fondant (the icing that wedding cakes are made of) is kind of just bland and sickly tobehonest.

used to watch a programme Ace of Cakes on daytime telly about a bakery in America somewhere, where they made all these elaborate cakes.
>'we've sculpted a DeLorean from Back to the Future cake'
>wow cool that looks amazing
>'it's all made out of fondant'
>oh.

>>84046227
Yes quite true. Buttercream icing glaze icing Is the good stuff. Is a cream egg fondant? Nd like French Fancys. It is true actually On the surface level it tastes rly nice but its kinda not that satisfying

>>84046227
Its so lushinghams when it looks like that piccy like its a towel that u could fold

I used ti buy French fancys a lot its kind of a ripoff considering you only buy for the strawb ones. Choccy is like fine nd the yellow one is desperation

Ave watched all of kane pixels backrooms on my telly yday. My fav Found Footage #2

>>84046251
luv the backrooms me
played thru a backrooms game with my little sister on roblox x.x

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i am now off to sleep

good night Crosslad
good night other anon

>>84046294
goodnight lid, sleep well xx

>>84046287
Am on googoogaga wave atm https://youtu.be/d2bY8kXq61M

>>84046310
them 360 videos are a fkn trip 4 me lid
freaks me tf out

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>>84046294
Gd night twin

Right nasty turkish bitches that think this is their country. Entitled fucking cunts.

judas why did you have to betray Him

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Off to beddingbury me

Is it not

X

>>84046419
sleep well lid x

Awie UwU https://youtu.be/tekb-4ABYYs

They need more clean environment. Not nice how theres jobbies everywhere.

n_n https://youtu.be/od_PmtmMDV0

>>84046166
Its jst a cheap one as well. 1 quid odd. Nice tho. It's raspberry. I wanted mint choccy 1 at fiest but I prefer a normal sponge cake than a choccy cake so I got this 1

Ave got half a notion to go to greggs in a bit n get 4 wee cupcakes. I wont tho. Need to take diet serious. n_n

>>84046134
Ngl blonde Wig guy seems like hes actually listening. Jst caught in a dark path.You never Know what could inspire different ppls https://youtube.com/shorts/IYfVtPnyalw

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Am away now cya laters x

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Wakey wakey lid. Your mummy let me in de lid. Said I was a friend from SPARKZONE de lid. You ready to go back to sleep de lid you won't be going to work today de lid.
>*spins your jaw*

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Morning lads
What's on the agenda today?

>>84047000
Just a casual 16 hour shift of contemplating suicide lad, you?

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>>84047000
another soul crushing day at work as oppsosed to soul curshing days at home on the weekend

>>84042937
>sparzone
Why didn't you mongboy yourself?

>>84047000
Going to try not to think of her. I saw her last year and the pain came back. I hurt her, and can't forgive myself.
Fuck sake, I'm thinking of her already.

If sleeping a lot is bad for you, why do dogs sleeps much? Looking after my mum's dog, and I and the dog slept 13 hours last night, and the dog's curled up on a cushion on the settee and has gone back to sleep. What a dosser, amarite.

>>84042937
JD Vance literally confirmed boots on the ground in Iran and that it would take several years to fully regime change

>>84047534
Just like his mate poo tin.

i did full body yesterday but only 1 set and now i have doms how fucked am i

>>84047538
Yep he had a Freudian slip and it's a much worse blunder than we thought

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Did you know in African American culture exists a concept called "you have to do the team"
Which means a girl has to have sex with every SINGLE member of a guys entourage. I'm assuming it means like trains or gangbangs. Just have to make sure you don't go last. Oh well there's probably some freak who will want to go last anyway.

Damn I couldn't even imagine how it's enforced (which would be a bit weird you feel me) but just imagine guaranteed sex at the end of the day. No wonder everyone has kids at like 16.

Quite a lot of the time like fucking 10 kids. Like you know how much sex you have to have to have 10 kids? But you probably still have to be friends with the right people for it to apply.

>>84047539
Not meaning to be rude, but do you think it might be better to ask on /fit/? You might get a quicker response from somebody who could help?

>>84047599
>Damn I couldn't even imagine how it's enforced
They beat the women if they don't do it.
Also, blacks amarite. Theyre like savages.

I av breetish pazzpurt I am same as you

Top of the morning to ye, it's me Billy O'mally, just moved to Mexico, and got myself citizenship, so I'm a full blown Mexican man now, ye feckin eedjits.

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*hopes it's female virgin juice*

Do the needful for Israel

>>84047712
Already had 2 poos this morning, sorry.

Several American planes crash. Does babby need the RAF to show you how to fly planes?

So the government is banning any erotic material that hints at incest (mummy porn and step-family porn etc.), but actively works against efforts to ban real life incest (cousin marriage).

It's so pathetic it's almost hard to work out what to say.

>>84047874
Next time you see something like that (news sharticle/youtube vid/twatter post) ask if it includes cousins. Get people talking about it, incest bad but pakistani cousin marriages (and children born with issues from inbreeding) is ok? Weird.

the man in the moschino shirt

mincing around in my salmon shirt

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I know it's uncouth to post sn image of something one's watching, but this made me giggle. The woman in the IR mask.

Incest is so bad that even grown adults looking at fictional fantasies about it MUST be banned.

Oh but also we will not ban actual incestuous relationships in real life because that would make one of our ethnic imported voter bases angry.

>>84047999
Trips of truth.
This is another thing to add to the evidence of politicians caring more about outsiders than the natives of the country file. It's quite large already, but not large enough for people to care about.

Hope we stay out of this nonsense with Iran

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>>84048030
OI, we have to signal to the world stage that we are virtuous.
WHAT?, urgh like we give a fuck about the 10's of thousands of British girls raped across the country, the world doesn't care about it SO WHY DOES IT FUCKING MATTER

CORRRRRR! My PIP review finally came in. Been renewed until March 2032. Cheeky six years is it? Get in de lids.

>>84048054
Nice one (disab)lid lid. Im waiting to find out if they'll give me PIP (actual health issues, not scamming them)

>>84048030
We're run by the Jews, of course we're going to be involved.

>>84045264
yeah it's a womfy feeling that. last week I hung out with one of my best mate's girlfriends for the first time one on one (no, there was nothing untoward and yes, you can have friends that are women before lonely seethelad starts) because she was working near my office. I was very close to cancelling because I was a bit nervous about it, but ended up hanging out and it was really chill and nice. You do get a bit of a buzz after. Anyway, glad you had a nice time.

THIS TAKES ME BACK
https://youtu.be/4jwOrgDvf14?si=W9W0A3TLOJ5c5l_e

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Alrite de lid? I'm the brekkie zone myself. No Spark Zone enforcement till later de lid. Got to fill my tummy de lid, you tried spinning jaws on no brekkie?
Surprised you woke up de lid.
Sparked you good last time de lid.
Once I finished here de lid.
You tan is going to get wucking hided de lid.

The shut in fantasist is awake

>>84048054
Absolutely lush lad x

>>84048104
*steals your sparking out gloves and beats you to death in the middle of the greasy spoon*
Dead zone now de lid.

I would eat a knob at night.

>>84048104
*costcutters you out*

>>84048126
>>84048138

Can't believe you lids teamed up to fucking kill him.
He was only eating his brekkie.
You may have bopped him but he's already planted the idea amongst hundreds of easily impressionable amphibians.
They may kill the lid but they can't kill the idea.

>>84046106
thought this post was French for a sec

>>84048054
Fucking nice one mate, what did you claim it for?

>>84048104
I was playing last of us 2 yesterday and was pissing myself the whole time by saying "i'm going to spark you out lid" when I was sneaking around killing WLF soldiers. it's the small things innit.

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Going to take the hound out. Won't push myself like yesterday, don't think muh leg could take it, I'll just do a little one round the block.

>>84048178
Autism (legit not fake) I've been on it for years but my review took almost a year. Good to have it secured for another couple of years at least. I only get basic rate, not tippity top like Blad or Welper.

>>84048189
Little cutie. Does he shed much? Had it up to HERE with my lads shedding. Trying to keep the rascals OFF the sofa.

>>84048185
Makes me laugh and that's the core to it.
I love silly little stupid things like this.

>>84048209
Okay, so you're clearly not one of those flailing arm NnnnGGGGGhhhhhhh types since you're interacting with others here just fine. I'm curious, to what extent does it actually affect you?
I got an official diagnosis of ASD a few years ago, but I'm perfectly fine functioning, have a job, place to myself, been in relationships etc. maybe I'll take the plunge and just use it for income supplementation with PIP.

Always good to see that politicians find the time to tackle the truly important things. Back in 2013, Parliament brought in the Mental Health (Discrimination) Act 2013, which, among other things, abolished the rule that you could not be an MP if diagnosed as insane.

>>84048261
mate mate mate you can't discriminate against the totally mad
just because you're locked up in the loony bin doesn't mean you can't be a good MP mate

>>84048253
>been in relationships
So there's nothing wrong with you then.

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Oh aye and it lush x

Nice lungo for breakfast, had to adjust the machine to perfectly fill my new mug

>>84048302
Edinburgh, England? nice bit of trolling

Otherwise it would have overflowed, the mug is 100ml and the default lungo is 110ml. Personally I don't think a lungo should be that long and certainly not the 150ml maximum setting.

>>84048253
When I get overwhelmed I shut down completely, very routine based, sensory issues, awful at socialising, trauma from years of bullying at school, have terrible initiative, can't mask very well, often say things that piss people off without knowing. It's ruined my life basically. Got sacked from the only job I ever had, never been in a relationship. Yeah I'm smart on paper but that's useless when you're a spacker. Dropped out of uni after having a mental breakdown and nearly sparking someone out in the middle of an exam because he kept sniffling (it was winter).

If the US performed another strike and either black bagged or just vaporised Starmer... nobody would give a shit.

>>84048348
no one would notice for a few weeks kek

>>84048320
Scotland belongs to England x

I do think Starmer is good on the international stage but he's a shit PM. Should have been Foreign Secretary.

>>84048382
what dont you like about him?

>>84048393
More his policies and wanting to turn UK into a surveillance state I suppose. Think he's made a lot of stupid decisions. Mendelsohn etc. Only thing I like is he knows how to handle Trump.

>>84048382
Subtle bait, but I've seen enough to know it when I see it

>>84048419
Not bait, I'm probably just a mong.

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I think I will get my mum a pie duck for mother's day

>>84048218
No don't know if she sheds at all, but my sister's allergies flair up when round her. She's my mum's dog.

>BREAKING NEWS

QatarEnergy stops LNG production

The company, Qatar's state-owned oil and gas enterprise, is responsible for nearly 20% of global LNG exports.

>>84048380
put your trip on and say that, wee man x

>>84048535
Most expensive energy prices in the world about to get even more expensive and it LUSH x

Don't worry, I'm sure the amazing, cheap, reliable renewables will solve this. Just a few more turbines comrade!

>>84048658
We need to go full nuclear tbqh de liiiiiiiiid!

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>BREAKING NEWS

The HAWG is out
Just spent the last 20 minutes trying not to crash freeing up the rear brake

>touch rear brake,
>it locks the rear up instantly and wont release
>butthole bites the seat
>stall
>fug.jpg

Few more laps stomping on the brake a few liberal sprays of wd40 on the brake arm and its freed it self up (drum brake so not spraying oil on a disc)

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The government is losing track of all these future doctors and scientists colonising the country.

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The article says it was a foid. They never actually want the responsibility of doing work. Lazy pig cunt.

>>84048671
This Summer gonna be a record high. It lush. Plenty of refubumseshes to go round.

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afternoon de lats and afternoon de lats

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morning there lads. had a cracking sleep, me. how is everything today in Feelshire?

>>84048667
oh my days it sounds like the problems are becoming more and more minor though (no longer complex Lollersian engineering puzzles) you're approaching a Perfect Hawg(TM).

dare i ask: how fast can it go?

HIS LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBqMkuo8_pA

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>>84048671
ohhh i see what's happened. they've come on a Wednesday because everyone gets a half day, they knew the Aliens Branch officers would be in the pub.

taking advantage of our British culture, that!!!

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>>84048696
morning morning morning!

>>84048700
brit/pol/ for political, pal.

>>84048692
Afternoon lid what's the plans for the day?

>>84048696
I am good thank you, yourself?

spose i have to go to work then innit, desu im generally ok when im there but getting ready to go is depressing

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>>84048688
You know what would deter them? Hearing bullets flick the water around them. Failing that, see the sea turn red.

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>>84048724
morning! that is one beefy broad.

>>84048732
>I am good thank you, yourself?
aye i'm canny. thinking about going outside but there's no need, really. also i'm waiting for a delivery.

what's everyone's plans for the day?

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Imagine being a teenage white girl in these times. Must be grim. Glad I will have no sprogs knowing these creatures are in every town and city now.

>>84048732
Off to the new cinema in town this evening to watch Scream 7, next to one of those suspicious 'hotels' though, will be on my guard.

>>84048753
Real patriots would go around and round all these undesirables up and give them a good hiding.

>>84048753
White girls love these creatures

Having a wuppa and watching the latest happenings on Iran x

>>84048696
>morning there lads
>13:03:49

You aren't British, are you?

>>84048777
Warfront witness telegram is a good shout

Not right that he didn't let mate A sleep over tbqh

might throw myself down the stairs so they cant draft me

>>84048778
i am, i'm just one of them NEETs. think this is the earliest i've been up for a while.

>>84048798
No ones getting drafted mate. That's a purely American fantasy.

>>84048798
>draft

dunno what's happening in America, but this is /britfeel/.

it's called the DRAUGHT

It's Monday and I have no plans as usual. Go outside? Where? There is nothing to go get or do. Get a job? You don't go out any more and hand your CV out...I would not be employable anyway (not had a job for most of my adult life).

>>84048808
No one will employ a paranoid schizophrenic unfortunately, looks like I am on bennies for life :(

;)

>>84048801
>>84048807
serious question though, if we did get droughted could you go there and fuck everything up so badly that they just send you home?